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Watching ESPNNEWS earlier, Jim Grey was on, and said that Steve Kerr told him the three-way with the Hawks had not been discussed at all. He (Kerr) said that he had just gotten off the phone with the Hawks, but it was about something other than that proposed trade (didn't say what).

Not much of a surprise, probably, but Ric Bucher reports that Portland will take Oden #1.

I'm guessing Thomas would probably be one of the contracts that went to the Wolves.

I'm almost positive that retired players do not come off the cap. In some cases, such as Allan Houston, a percentage of the contract is covered by insurance.

Latest Garnett rumor has Garnett going to the Suns, Amare going to Atlanta, and Minnesota getting both of the Hawks' lottery picks, plus several "cap friendly contracts" from both teams.

Latest mock from Ford, stolen from some other message board. 1. Portland - Greg Oden, C/7-0/245/19/Ohio St. 2. Seattle - Kevin Durant, SF/6-10/190/18/Texas 3. Atlanta - Al Horford, PF/6-9/235/20/Florida 4. Memphis - Mike Conley, PG/6-0/170/19/Ohio St. 5. Boston - Yi Jianlian, PF/7-0/246/19/China 6. Milwaukee - Jeff Green, SF/6-9/225/20/Georgetown 7. Minnesota - Joakim Noah, PF/6-11/230/22/Florida 8. Charlotte - Corey Brewer, SG/6-8/185/21/Florida 9. Chicago (from New York) - Spencer Hawes, C/7-0/230/19/Washington 10. Sacramento - Brandan Wright, PF/6-10/210/19/UNC 11. Atlanta (from Indiana) - Acie Law, PG/6-3/185/22/Texas A&M 12. Philadelphia - Al Thornton, SF/6-7/210/23/Florida St. 13. New Orleans - Nick Young, SG/6-6/200/21/USC 14. LA Clippers - Julian Wright, SF/6-9/220/20/Kansas 15. Detroit (from Orlando) - Rodney Stuckey, SG/6-4/205/21/E. Washington 16. Washington - Thaddeus Young, SF/6-8/210/18/Ga Tech 17. New Jersey - Jason Smith, PF/7-0/230/21/Colorado St. 18. Golden State - Gabe Pruitt, PG/6-4/170/21/USC 19. LA Lakers - Rudy Fernandez, SG/6-6/172/22/Spain 20. Miami - Javaris Crittenton, PG/6-5/180/19/Ga Tech 21. Philadelphia (from Denver) - Josh McRoberts, PF/6-10/230/20/Duke 22. Charlotte (from Toronto) - Sean Williams, C/6-10/230/20/Boston College 23. New York (from Chicago) - Wilson Chandler, SF/6-8/230/20/DePaul 24. Phoenix (from Cleveland) - Tiago Splitter, PF/7-0/240/22/Brazil 25. Utah - Derrick Byars, SF/6-7/220/23/Vanderbilt 26. Houston - Nick Fazekas, PF/6-11/225/22/Nevada 27. Detroit - Morris Almond, SG/6-6/215/22/Rice 28. San Antonio - Jared Dudley, SF/6-7/219/21/Boston College 29. Phoenix - Petteri Koponen, SG/6-4/194/19/Finland 30. Philadelphia (from Dallas) - Marco Belinelli, SG/6-6/200/21/Italy

Bonzi Wells will not opt out of his contract and will stay with the Rockets.

Latest mock from Chad Ford, via the InsideHoops messageboard. (Pos/Ht/Wt/Age/School or Country) 1. Portland - Greg Oden, C/7-0/245/19/Ohio St. 2. Seattle - Kevin Durant, SF/6-10/190/18/Texas 3. Atlanta - Al Horford, PF/6-9/235/20/Florida 4. Memphis - Mike Conley, PG/6-0/170/19/Ohio St. 5. Boston - Corey Brewer, SG/6-8/185/21/Florida 6. Milwaukee - Brandan Wright, PF/6-10/210/19/UNC 7. Minnesota - Jeff Green, SF/6-9/225/20/Georgetown 8. Charlotte - Joakim Noah, PF/6-11/230/22/Florida 9. Chicago (from New York) - Yi Jianlian, PF/7-0/246/19/China 10. Sacramento - Spencer Hawes, C/7-0/230/19/Washington 11. Atlanta (from Indiana) - Javaris Crittenton, PG/6-5/180/19/Ga Tech 12. Philadelphia - Al Thornton, SF/6-7/210/23/Florida St. 13. New Orleans - Nick Young, SG/6-6/200/21/USC 14. LA Clippers - Julian Wright, SF/6-9/220/20/Kansas 15. Detroit (from Orlando) - Rodney Stuckey, SG/6-4/205/21/E. Washington 16. Washington - Jason Smith, PF/7-0/230/21/Colorado St. 17. New Jersey - Sean Williams, C/6-10/230/20/Boston College 18. Golden State - Thaddeus Young, SF/6-8/210/18/Ga Tech 19. LA Lakers - Acie Law, PG/6-3/185/22/Texas A&M 20. Miami - Gabe Pruitt, PG/6-4/170/21/USC 21. Philadelphia (from Denver) - Tiago Splitter, PF/7-0/240/22/Brazil 22. Charlotte (from Toronto) - Morris Almond, SG/6-6/215/22/Rice 23. New York (from Chicago) - Wilson Chandler, SF/6-8/230/20/DePaul 24. Phoenix (from Cleveland) - Rudy Fernandez, SG/6-6/172/22/Spain 25. Utah - Derrick Byars, SF/6-7/220/23/Vanderbilt 26. Houston - Glen Davis, PF/6-9/290/21/LSU 27. Detroit - Marco Belinelli, SG/6-6/200/21/Italy 28. San Antonio - Petteri Koponen, SG/6-4/194/19/Finland 29. Phoenix - Kyrylo Fesenko, PF/7-1/270/20/Ukraine 30. Philadelphia (from Dallas) - Josh McRoberts, PF/6-10/230/20/Duke

For the "or worst" category

Can anyone else moderate topics in the OAOAST folders? I can't seem to be able to. If so, can someone please move the show I just posted into the WDW folder? Thanks.

Everything looks back to normal for me now. What about you guys?

*insert graphic* *crowd goes nuts* COLE And listen to the people, it's time for the Heartland title to be decided, as Thunderkid gets one more shot to bring the belt home, and this time, he won't have to worry about any outside interference! Let's go to Michael Buffer! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid gets a massive pop as he makes his way through the curtains. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Making his way to the ring, the challenger! He weighs in at 250 pounds, and hails from Green Bay, Wisconsin! He is himself a former OAOAST Heartland champion...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK climbs into the ring, and poses on the buckles, as the crowd continues to roar. COLE And Coach, this has been one of the hottest rivalries in the business over the past couple months! COACH No doubt, Cole, ever since Felix took the belt to WDW, TK has been on a mission to bring it back home, and it's led to some great matches! TK stands in his corner with his hands on his hips, and waits. [color=pink][b]Je t'adore, je t'adore...[/color][/b] [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] hits, and Felix Strutter walks out, hit hard with boos. BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Thunder Bay, Ontario, weighing in at 218 pounds...he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFELIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RR!!!!![/i] COLE And Felix Strutter has registered three victories over Thunderkid in that span, all under dubious circumstances, but there'll be none of that tonight! Strutter slides in, drops his belt, and charges TK, but TK sees him coming and sidesteps him, then hammers him in the corner! *DING DING DING* COLE And here we go! TK drills Strutter with right hands, then whips him across and follows him in with a corner clothesline! TK stands over Strutter for a second, then grabs his head and rams it into the buckles as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Strutter falls forward into TK, who executes a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK picks up Strutter and tosses him over the top rope to the floor, then follows him out. COACH And they're taking it to the outside early! TK delivers right hands, then attempts an Irish whip. However, Strutter reverses, sending TK into the steel steps! COLE And TK meets the steel steps! Strutter plays to the crowd, then goes over and grabs a chair. TK gets to his feet leaning against the ringpost, as Strutter charges, but TK sticks his foot up, sending the chair back into Strutter's face! COACH Uh-oh! COLE And the chair kicked right back into the face of the champion! TK rolls Strutter back into the ring, then shoves the chair inside before rolling back in. TK grabs the chair, and rams it into the midsection of Strutter, then drops it, backs into the ropes, and executes a swinging neckbreaker! COLE Right down onto the chair! TK covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK gets to his feet and stomps away at Strutter, eventually forcing him under the bottom rope. COLE And it's been all TK in the early going of this one! TK measures Strutter, and clotheslines him over the guardrail! COACH And they're taking it into the crowd, Cole! TK scoops up Strutter, and sets up a suplex! However, Strutter blocks, then executes one of his own! COLE Strutter dodging a bullet right there, as TK's back meets the concrete! Strutter picks up TK, and tosses him back over the guardrail, then grabs the ringbell! COACH I think someone's bell is about to be rung! Strutter stalks TK around the ring, then when he turns around, blasts him across the forehead with the bell! TK falls back onto the announcers' table, and Strutter slides into the ring. COLE And now Strutter just going to catch a breather here... Strutter starts to climb the buckle. COACH I don't think so, Cole! COLE What is this? Strutter gets one foot on the top, then stops to play to the crowd. He then climbs the rest of the way up, and flattens TK with a SUPERFLY SPLASH THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS' TABLE~! COLE RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! Strutter and TK lay on the floor, as the crowd chants. HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! Strutter slowly gets to his feet, and stomps away at TK. He then picks him up, and carries him around the ring, stopping to grab a steel chair. Strutter swings the chair, drilling TK right on top of the head! TK falls down, and rolls over in the aisleway. COLE Fighting in the aisle now, as TK looks to be busted open! COACH Yes, he is! Strutter follows, and drags him over to the technical area of the arena. He scoops TK up, and bodyslams him through a folding table! COLE And TK introduced to another table! Strutter then walks backstage. COACH Is Felix quitting, what's the deal? COLE I don't think so... Strutter comes back through the curtains, dragging a ladder behind him! COLE That's what he's doing! Strutter holds the ladder overhead with both hands, then carries it in front of him, but TK is up, and hits the ladder with the steel chair, knocking it on top of Strutter! COLE And TK still with fight left! TK raises the chair up, and slams it twice into the ladder! COLE Oh man, Felix under that ladder that is being struck by the chair! TK backs up in the aisle, then charges and attempts an elbowdrop with the chair, but Felix rolls out from underneath, and TK lands hard on the ladder! COLE Nobody home, and TK crashing into the ladder! Strutter slowly gets to his feet, and picks up TK, then tosses him into the crowd. COLE And back into the crowd! Strutter drags TK up the steps and into the concession area, where security guards struggle to hold fans back. Strutter stomps away at TK, then makes his way over to the drink stand and grabs a drink. TK crawls over to a cotton candy vendor and grabs a cone of it, and as Strutter drinks his drink, TK reaches up and rakes his eyes with the cotton candy, as Felix acts as if someone had just poured acid into his eye. COACH TK with the deadly cotton candy! TK slowly gets to his feet, and hammers away on Strutter. However, Strutter delivers a knee to the midsection, then tosses TK's head through a popcorn machine! COLE Oh NO! TK's head right through that glass! Strutter taunts the fans in the concession area, then grabs a pretzel and takes a big bite out of it, before tossing it back at the person behind the counter. He then drags TK back towards the ring. COLE And now they're headed back! Strutter walks back down the steps, and tosses TK over the guardrail, then back into the ring. He immediately covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE TK's not done yet! Strutter questions the count of the referee, then holds his hands out as if to say "that's alright." Strutter then reaches into his kneepad, and pulls out a pair of handcuffs! COACH Uh-oh... COLE And now Felix with handcuffs! Come on! Felix turns TK over, and cuffs him behind his back! COLE And TK has no use of his arms here! Strutter picks up TK, and executes a scoop slam, then a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... TK manages to escape! COLE But even that doesn't deter TK! Strutter picks up TK and drags him into a corner, then hammers away on him with punches and kicks. Strutter backs up and plays to the crowd, only to have TK deliver a kick RIGHT TO THE NUTS~! COACH He's still got his legs, though! TK slowly comes out of the corner, and executes a legdrop on the fallen Strutter! He rolls up to his knees, then drops down and begins to bite Strutter! COLE As well as his teeth! TK biting away at the forehead of the champ! Strutter rolls into a corner, as TK struggles to his feet. Strutter hops to the second rope, and leaps at TK, who ducks, but Strutter rolls on the mat and grabs the chair, then jams it into TK's midsection, and brings it across his back! COLE Well, TK able to somehow mount an attack, but it was only temporary! Strutter rises the chair overhead, as TK gets to his knees, and CRACKS him over the head with it! COACH Oh, that's it! Cover... 1... 2... NO! TK gets out! COLE NO! That's not it! Strutter tosses the chair to the mat, then retreats to the outside. He walks down the aisle, and grabs the ladder, dragging it to the ring. COACH What could Felix be planning now? COLE Who knows. Strutter slides the ladder into the ring, then rolls inside himself. He picks up the ladder, and jams it into the midsection of TK! He then sets the ladder up in the corner, and starts to climb the top rope, with TK's feet facing the corner in which he is climbing. Strutter gets on the second step from the top, and rides the ladder down...but TK sticks his feet up and rams them into the ladder, and the impact propels Strutter over the ladder and sends him in a flip onto the mat! COLE And Felix took quite a fall right there! TK rolls over to the ropes, when a police officer runs to the ring. COACH Look at this, there's a cop coming! The cop goes through his pocket, and pulls out a key, which he uses to free TK from the handcuffs! COLE And the officer has released TK from his handcuffs! This could spell trouble for Felix Strutter! Both men continue to lay on the mat, then Strutter starts crawling towards the chair, but when he grabs it, TK puts his foot down on it. Strutter takes a wide-eyed look up at a smiling TK. COLE As I said, this COULD spell trouble for Felix Strutter! Strutter slowly gets to his feet, and is met with a big right hand from TK! TK hammers away at Strutter in a corner, then brings him out and executes a belly-to-belly! COLE And Thunderkid on fire here! TK grabs the chair, and waits for Strutter to get up, then slams it across his head! COLE What a chairshot! And now it's Strutter who's been lacerated! TK signals for the finish. COACH Looks like TK's ready to bring it home! TK picks up Strutter, hooks him, and drops him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE There it is! 1... 2... 3...NO! TK lifts the shoulder of Strutter off the mat, then sarcastically puts his hands on top of his head. COLE And now TK not done! TK lays the chair in midring, then hooks Strutter from behind...dropping him with a SCORPION DEATHDROP~!!!!!11111 COLE The Scorpion Deathdrop! How long has it been since we've seen that? 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE YES!!! TK has done it! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland champion...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE TK has brought the Heartland title back to the OAOAST! What a terrific match! TK is helped up by the official, then handed the belt, which he walks over to a corner with, then climbs to the second rope and raises in the air as the crowd cheers. COLE You nailed it, Coach, this has been a classic feud, and we were not disappointed by the match it produced! Give Felix Strutter credit, he put up a hell of a fight, but it's TK bringing the belt home! Felix is just coming to, as TK circles the corners, then exits the ring and slaps hands with the fans. COLE But you have to wonder with Felix Strutter and WDW, will they let this one go lightly?

Currently, Felix Strutter is being announced as the OAOAST and WDW Heartland champion. Originally, I was going to have him drop the OAOAST belt this Sunday and then let you guys do whatever with it on HD, but I've come up with a new plan now for AngleSlam to merge the two belts.

It's from the NY Post, so take it for what it's worth, but the Wizards and Suns are reportedly discussing a Marion-for-Jamison swap.

Credits Alf KC Special Thanks Adam

Camera cuts through the screaming crowd, then descends onto Jivin' JR and Rick Heyross. JR We are in the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado, for another edition of World Domination Wrestling! I'm Jivin JR, along with Rick Heyross! HEYROSS That's right, this is the Mile High City, JR! And Camp Heyross is riding on top of it all right now! JR Yes, this past Thursday, if you missed it, Felix Strutter once again successfully defended the OAOAST Heartland title against Thunderkid on HeldDOWN, with the help of a couple unlikely suspects in Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo! But as a result, that means a shot at Team Heyross at Declaration of Invalescence! HEYROSS That's OK, it was all worth it! Team Heyross is the greatest tag team in the world, we're not worried at all! JR Lots of action coming up on World Domination Wrestling, stay tuned! Commercial break

Punishment by BIOHAZARD hits, and Team Heyross makes their way to the ring, accompanied by Rick. JR Team Heyross set for action next, let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Coming down the aisle accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross, at a combined weight of 485 pounds...they are the WDW World tag team champions...the team of Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!! Moss and Benjamin slide inside, and pose on the buckles. PENZER Their opponents... Penzer is interrupted as Team Heyross attacks their opponents from behind! *DING DING DING* Moss and Benjamin kick away at their opponents in opposite corners, then Moss whips his man into Benjamin, who floors him with a superkick! JR And Team Heyross getting the unfair advantage, with the attack before the bell... Benjamin then brings his man to mid-ring, as Moss backs into the ropes, and Team Heyross completes the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! JR And there's that Double Goozle... After the move is completed, Thunderkid jogs out to ringside! JR And look who's back! TK grabs another chair, as Team Heyross is setting up the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!111, and whacks Benjamin, knocking him off the top rope! The referee once again calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* TK slides in, and cracks Moss over the head with the chair! JR And TK cleaning house here, obviously sending a message to Felix Strutter! Rick Heyross is going nuts at ringside, as TK scoops up Benjamin, and plants him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 At this point, Felix Strutter appears on the stage with Alf and Axel, as security runs around them. TK cooperates, but not before pointing at a nervous Felix Strutter on the stage with the chair. JR You don't see that confident look in the Heyross camp that you saw at the start of the night, and with good reason! Strutter will have to defend his title one more time against Thunderkid, this Sunday at the OAOAST's Great Angle Bash! But we'll see you a week from tonight, on another edition of World Domination Wrestling! FADE TO BLACK

Master Blaster (Jammin') hits, and Spencer makes his way out, getting a nice pop. JR Denzel Spencer in action up next, let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 227 pounds...DENZELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Spencer slides into the ring and poses on the buckles. PENZER His opponent, hailing from San Diego, California, and weighing in at 227 pounds...Jesse Campbell! *DING DING DING* Spencer ties up with Campbell, and grabs him in a side headlock. Campbell backs him into the ropes, and pushes him off. Campbell drops down, Spencer hops over, then Campbell gets up and puts his head down. Spencer turns and rolls backwards over the top of Campbell, then delivers a savate kick followed by a vertical suplex! JR And a nice sequence of moves by Denzel Spencer! Spencer gets up and delivers a snap legdrop, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Spencer picks Campbell up and attempts a bodyslam, but Campbell slides behind the back. JR But look at this counter! Campbell shoves Spencer into the ropes, and delivers a forearm shot to the back. JR And Jesse Campbell starting to mount some offense! Campbell drops a knee to the back, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Campbell picks up Spencer and executes a bodyslam, then hops to the second rope. JR Campbell could be going for it all here... Campbell comes off with an elbow, but Spencer moves out of the way! JR But nobody home! Spencer waits for Campbell to get to his feet, then delivers a foot to the gut, backs into the ropes, and executes a scissor kick! He pumps up the crowd, then whips Campbell hard into the corner and catches him coming out with a hurricanrana! JR Nice hurricanrana, and Denzel Spencer signaling for the end! Spencer scoops up Campbell, and drops him with the CARRIBEAN COMPACTOR~!!! JR There it is! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...DENZELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! JR And Denzel Spencer with an impressive victory! Spencer hops out of the ring, and looks into the camera. SPENCER Chris Stevens, July 14, I'm ready for Declaration of Invalescence! JR And so are we, Denzel! Yankee Doodle Dandy plays, as an outdoor setting is shown. (voiceover) Summer is upon us... Cut to a wideshot of a teen-aged boy doing a cannonball off the diving board at a public pool. Which means the month of our Independence isn't far behind. Cut to a family sitting at a picnic table in their backyard, laughing, then to Alf delivering the Five-Star Alf Splash to Chris Stevens. And that means, the cookouts... Cut to a man turning a hot dog on the grill, then to Felix Strutter drilling Thunderkid with the Thunder Bay Throttle. The apple pie... Cut to a woman setting a pie on the table, then to Jumbo flattening a jobber with the XL splash. And don't forget... Cut to a child eating a large piece of watermelon. (yeah i no what ur thinking u racist) The American Pasttime. Cut to a group of kids playing wiffleball, then the screen quickly goes dark. ...yeah, right. Cut to Jamie O'Hara cracking Vinny Valentine with a bat, followed by several clips of violent acts by WDW superstars. On July 14, your real American Pasttime comes to Pay-Per-View. The montage ends with a smiling Alf standing on the second rope, holding his belt, then the screen fading to black. World Domination Wrestling presents Declaration of Invalescence! LIVE, July 14, only on pay-per-view! Cut to Axel in a stylish suit, in a black background. AXEL WE can NOT tell a lie. Commercial break

*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! Chris Stevens walks through the curtains, greeted with boos. He stops to look in his mirror, then looks up and jaws at fans as he walks to the ring. JR We're back, and we go to David Penzer, as Chris Stevens prepares for action! PENZER The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Rochester, Minnesota, and weighing in at 221 pounds..."SENSATIONAL" CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS SSSSTEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSS!!!!! JR And of course, Denzel Spencer laid out the challenge last week to Chris Stevens, which he accepted, and those two will meet at Declaration of Invalescence! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 215 pounds...Steve Simon! Stevens removes his robe and hands it to the referee, who then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Stevens and Smith circle the ring. They tie up, and Stevens grabs a sides headlock. Smith attempts a back suplex, but Stevens drops behind the back and charges. Stevens attempts a clothesline, but Smith ducks, then hops over Stevens, and catches him with a big backdrop! JR And a nice backdrop from Smith! Smith picks up Stevens and whips him across the ring, flooring him with a back elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Smith whips Stevens into a corner, and charges, but Stevens moves out of the way! Stevens then catches Smith from behind, and drops him with a side slam! JR Nice side slam by Chris Stevens, and of course checking the hair! Stevens picks up Smith and backs him into a corner. He stands him up, and starts laying in European uppercuts. JR And Chris Stevens with those European uppercuts that he's known for! Stevens executes a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Stevens picks up Smith and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a HIGH KNEE~! HEYROSS And Chris Stevens is going for the kill! Stevens waits for Smith to get to his feet, then knocks him right back down with a SUPERKICK~! Stevens then climbs to the top rope...and delivers the FROG SPLASH~!!! JR That'll do it! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* PENZER The winner of the match..."SENSATIONAL" CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS SSSSTEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSS!!!!! JR Chris Stevens with another victory, on his way to Declaration of Invalescence! Stevens does his Rick Martel pose into the camera, then walks back to the locker room. Cut to Axel's office, where Axel is seen sitting at his desk, having an anxious discussion with Alfdogg and Felix Strutter. At this point, Thunderkid enters the office, causing Strutter and Alf to rise from their seats, with Strutter jumping up and standing behind Axel at his desk. AXEL Can I help you? TK I don't think I'm the one who needs help. I'm not the one hiding behind my boss. AXEL That's very cute, but I mean why are you here? TK I'm here for answers, and because I have an announcement for you. AXEL Is that right? TK Yeah, that's right. You see, I know that you ordered Deuce and Jumbo's attack on me this past Thursday. Axel rises from his seat and crosses his arms. AXEL You can't prove that. Strutter comes out of hiding, crossing his arms and standing between Alf and Axel. STRUTTER Yeah, and even if you could, they didn't have to listen to us. Axel and Alf slowly look over at Strutter, as the crowd laughs. TK (smiling) That's OK. You see, this Sunday, the OAOAST has a PPV, the Great Angle Bash. Anglesault told me before I left to let you know, that you will be defending that title against me, one more time. *crowd cheers* TK And he also told me to let you know that he has barred all outside interference...and that if any WDW superstar is seen on the premises, he'd have them arrested and charged with trespassing! HEYROSS He can't do that! TK So get ready, Felix...because this Sunday, it's you and me...one-on-one! As Strutter has a worried look on his face, TK starts to walk off, then turns and faces Alf. TK And how about after I take my title back...I come back here, (points to Alf's belt) and take one of yours? The crowd buzzes, as Alf smiles. ALF Anytime. TK and Alf continue to face off, as we cut to a Commercial break

Sweet Home Chicago hits, and Jumbo makes his way to the ring, getting a big pop. JR And we're back here on World Domination Wrestling, big Jumbo set for action! Let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JR And again, Jumbo and his partner, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, seemingly against their will, assisted Felix Strutter in his title defense this past Thursday against Thunderkid, who is in the building! HEYROSS And we need to get security, we need to get him out of here right now! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Manchester, New Hampshire, weighing in at 260 pounds...Edward Smith! *DING DING DING* Smith circles the ring with Jumbo, and ties up. After a few seconds of jockeying, Jumbo shoves Smith back into his corner! JR And even Edward Smith, at 260 pounds, can't compare power with the massive Jumbo! Smith slowly gets to his feet, then circles the ring again. This time, Smith goes behind and grabs a waistlock. JR And Smith able to grab a waistlock, not a very good grip, though, around that big body... Jumbo grabs the hands and easily pulls them apart, then rams his backside into Smith's gut! Smith crumples to the mat, then backs into a corner as Jumbo follows. Jumbo picks up Smith, and delivers some forearm blows to the chest. He then whips Smith across and goes for an AVALANCHE~!, but Smith moves! JR Nobody home for Jumbo! Smith gets on all fours as Jumbo staggers out, and Jumbo falls over him to the mat! Smith quickly covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Smith straddles Jumbo on his left side, and bars his arm. He then switches to a wristlock, which is a mistake, because that allows Jumbo to get to his feet, and plant him with a MASSIVE bodyslam! JR And again, tremendous power shown by the big man! Jumbo picks up Smith, and grabs him by the hair, ramming him into the buckles as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Smith starts to fall back to the mat, but Jumbo holds him up, then sets him on the top rope. As he does this, the crowd starts to buzz, and Thunderkid is seen making his way through the crowd! JR And here he comes! TK hops over the rail and grabs a chair, then slides in as Jumbo climbs to the second rope, and SLAMS the chair across his back! The referee calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* JR And this match is thrown out! HEYROSS You know, I'm not a big fan of Jumbo, but we need to get this maniac out of here! TK hovers over Jumbo with the chair, as Jumbo begs off, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow runs to his aid. Deuce slides in, and TK turns around, raising the chair, but Deuce backs off, holding his hands out, and tries to talk to TK. JR And Deuce coming to his partner's aid, looks like he's trying to give TK the explanation here! TK and Deuce get face-to-face, as Deuce explains the situation. As the two talk, security hits the ring and attempts to usher TK off. HEYROSS It's about time you guys got here! JR And TK now being escorted out of the ring by the security here in Denver, but I think he has a better sense of what's going on now! TK steps out of the ring, then stops to reach through and make peace with Jumbo. As security escorts him out, he can be heard saying "I want to talk to Axel!" JR And you just heard TK say he wants to have some words with the boss, Axel, we'll see if he's granted that request, but first, we've got to take a break, we'll be right back! Commercial break

A gong sounds, and the arena goes dark. Japanese theme music plays. The crowd grows silent, then cheers respectfully as the light shines upon Ricky Hayabusa's entrance. JIVIN' JR And listen to the crowd here, on their feet for the Shadow Dragon! Let's go up to David Penzer! PENZER The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way down the aisle, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 225 pounds..."THE SHADOW DRAGON" RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAYABUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! JR Ricky Hayabusa, the Shadow Dragon, set to meet Vinny Valentine at Declaration of Invalescence on July 14th! Hayabusa steps into the ring and does some martial arts poses, then waves to the crowd and takes off his robe. PENZER His opponent, hailing from Norfolk, Virginia, weighing in at 230 pounds...Jason Michaels! *DING DING DING* JR And Jason Michaels the challenger for Ricky Hayabusa here tonight! Hayabusa and Michaels circle the ring, then tie up. Hayabusa grabs a headlock, but Michaels backs him into the ropes then shoves him across. Hayabusa ducks a clothesline, then stops and catches the foot of Michaels as he attempts a kick! JR And Ricky Hayabusa too quick on that move! Hayabusa sweeps Michaels's left leg out from under him, then drops an elbow on the right leg! Hayabusa then gets to his feet, and gets in a stance as he waits on Michaels. JR And Ricky Hayabusa could be looking to end this one in a hurry! When Michaels gets up, Hayabusa lays in roundhouse kicks to the midsection, then backs him into the ropes and whips him across. He goes for a dropkick, but Michaels holds onto the ropes. HEYROSS How about that smart move, JR? JR Gotta hand it to the young man, he has smarts, or he wouldn't be here! Michaels grabs a side headlock as Hayabusa gets to his knees. Hayabusa struggles to get to his feet, then backs Michaels into the ropes and shoves him across. Michaels ducks a clothesline, then catches Hayabusa's foot. However, Hayabusa has the prescence of mind to execute an ENZIGURI~! JR Oh, what a great kick by Hayabusa! Hayabusa calls out to the crowd, letting them know that it's time for the finish, then climbs to the top and drills Michaels with a KARATE CHOP~!!! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR And the Shadow Dragon wins it! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match......"THE SHADOW DRAGON" RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAYABUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! JR Ricky Hayabusa with yet another impressive win, as he's ready for Vinny Valentine... The camera suddenly cuts outside, where Thunderkid climbs out of his car! JR Uh-oh... HEYROSS What the hell is he doing here? JR Thunderkid has arrived on the scene, and you can bet he's here to seek answers! Folks, we've got to go to commercial! Commercial break

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[i]God of Thunder[/i] hits and Thunderkid gets a big pop as he makes his way to the ring. COLE And here comes Thunderkid, with another chance to bring the Heartland title back to the OAOAST! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing first, the challenger...hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE TK of course had this chance previously at the WDW PPV, Triumph, 12 days ago! But now, he gets that chance on his home turf! TK slides into the ring and poses on the buckles, then awaits his opponent. [color="#FF00FF"][b]Je t'adore, je t'adore...[/color][/b] [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] hits, and Felix Strutter makes his way out. COLE But this man looking to spoil the party! BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Thunder Bay, Ontario, weighing in at 218 pounds...he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFELIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRR!!!!![/i] Strutter jaws with fans on his way down to the aisle, then slides into the ring and holds the belt up in the air. He hands it to the official, then takes off his gear, before blindsiding TK as he does stretches in the corner! *DING DING DING* COACH TK had his eye off the ball! COLE And we're underway! Strutter hammers on TK, who quickly recovers, and the two begin to trade blows. COACH And this isn't smart on the part of Felix Strutter, to be trading punches with TK! The brawl eventually spills to the outside, where Strutter goes to the eyes of TK. Strutter then drills TK with rights, who attempts to respond with some blind swings. Strutter drags TK around the side of the ring, where TK swings with a big right, which Strutter ducks and grabs TK in a side headlock. TK escapes by shoving Strutter off into the ringpost! COLE And Strutter tastes the steel ringpost on the outside! Strutter slowly gets to his feet, then turns around and is met with a TK clothesline which sends him over the guardrail and into the audience! COACH We're spilling out into the fans here, Cole! Strutter tries to crawl away, with TK following. TK catches Strutter, and delivers right hands, ending with a big one which knocks him right to the floor! TK then grabs a vendor's tub, and slams it across the back of Strutter! COACH I don't think that's the way Felix wanted his beer! Felix crawls over to the stairs in the crowd, then delivers a headbutt to the abdomen! He then gets to his feet and sets up TK... COLE And Felix looking for a piledriver right on the concrete steps in the stands! However, TK blocks, and Strutter is backdropped onto the concrete! COACH OW! COLE But it's Felix once again, back meeting concrete! TK stomps away at Strutter, who rolls down the steps slowly. TK picks him up and drags him back to the ring, tossing him back over the guardrail, then backing up several steps, waiting for Strutter to get to his feet. COACH What's this? When Strutter gets to his feet, TK charges, then leaps over the rail, hitting Strutter with a clothesline! COLE What a clothesline from TK, leaping from the crowd to the ringside area, right over that guardrail! TK yells out to the crowd, which responds with cheers. He then sets up an Irish whip into the steel steps, but Strutter reverses and sends TK in instead! Upon impact, the steps move completely away from the ringpost. COLE And now it's TK being introduced to the steel! Strutter leans on the apron to catch his breath, then slides into the ring, and climbs to the top rope, with his back facing TK. COLE And Felix Strutter going all the way up! Strutter gains his balance, and hits TK with a CORKSCREW BODY PRESS~!!! COLE Big-time high risk move from Felix Strutter, and it pays off! Both men lay out on the floor for a few seconds, then Strutter gets to his feet and tosses TK back inside. Strutter stomps away at TK, then when TK starts to work his way back up, Strutter stomps on his fingers! COACH WOW, Felix may have broken some fingers right there! COLE A lot of bad blood in this one, two guys whose roots began in tag team wrestling! Of course, Felix Strutter part of a great up-and-coming team before the unfortunate injury to his partner, Ken Pantera, and Thunderkid, of course, formed a tag team with Reject in the Deadly Alliance! And while they never claimed the tag team gold, they've got to be considered an all-time great team! And this here is quickly becoming one of the hottest feuds going in wrestling! COACH You're right about that, Cole, it's certainly produced two memorable matches, and it looks like we've got a third right here tonight! Strutter whips TK into the corner, then charges with a knee, but TK moves out of the way! COLE And this could be big-time trouble for Felix, he's hurt! TK trips Felix from behind, then picks up a leg, and applies a FIGURE-FOUR! COLE Submission hold applied, the figure-four! How hurt is the leg of the champion, is the question here? Felix writhes in pain on the mat, as the referee asks him if he wants to give up. TK clamps down on the hold, and Strutter lays back. 1... 2... Strutter sits up, and scoots a little bit towards the ropes, then lays back once again. 1... 2... Strutter sits up, and manages to scoot the rest of the way towards the ropes! The referee forces TK to break the hold, and Strutter immediately rolls to the outside. TK follows, picking up Strutter and tossing him right back in. TK then makes his way over to the timekeepers' table, and grabs a steel chair. COLE And now come the weapons! TK holds the chair up in the air, as the fans egg him on. TK then slides into the ring, and prepares to hit Strutter, but Strutter pops up with a low blow! COLE Felix able to buy himself some time with that low blow, legal in a Heartland title match! Felix gets to his feet, then grabs the chair from the hand of TK, and whacks him across the back with it! Strutter then leans on the ropes, and pulls himself into the corner in order to rest his leg. COLE Strutter catching a big break right here, TK after applying the figure-four failed to continue on the leg! Strutter comes out of the corner, and delivers another chair shot to the back of TK! COACH And Felix somehow has taken control of this match! Strutter picks up TK, and executes a Russian legsweep! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter picks up TK, and delivers a snap suplex! Strutter then hops to the second rope, and comes off with a flying elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Strutter going for quick covers here! Strutter pitches TK out through the ropes, and poses for the crowd, drawing boos. He then goes out after him, and sets up an Irish whip, but TK reverses, sending Strutter back-first into the steel guardrail! COLE And Strutter once again tasting steel on the outside! TK slowly goes after Strutter, delivering right hands to the skull. He then rams Strutter's face into the steel steps, before tossing him back in. He then reaches under the ring, coming up with a kendo stick! COLE TK with a kendo stick, obviously planning to cane Felix Strutter! TK slides in and waits for Strutter to get to his feet, then delivers a big shot to the gut! He follows with one to the back, then tosses the stick to the mat. He picks up Strutter, and delivers a fallaway slam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter starts to get to his feet, but TK trips him up, and attempts another figure-four, but Felix reverses into a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Felix almost stealing it right there! TK quickly dives at Strutter with a double axhandle, then backs him into a corner. TK hammers away, then whips Strutter across. TK charges, but runs right into Felix's foot! Felix catches his breath, then walks over and grabs the kendo stick. COACH Now Felix has the stick! Strutter raises the stick up, and brings it down repeatedly across TK's back and side! He then stops and raises the stick in the air, as the crowd boos, before slamming it to the mat. Strutter then sets TK up on the top rope, and follows him up. COLE Big move coming up from Felix Strutter... Strutter gets his balance on the top rope, then hops onto TK's shoulders and flips back, taking him to the mat with a HURRICANRANA~! COLE And a tremendous hurricanrana from the top rope! The champion will retain! 1... 2... NO! TK gets a shoulder up! COACH Not yet! COLE TK still with plenty of fight left! Strutter gets to his feet and questions the count of the official, then exits the ring and goes to the timekeepers' table, grabbing the ring bell! COACH Felix wants to ring TK's bell here tonight! Felix rolls back inside and sets the bell in the middle of the ring. He then stomps away at TK, before picking him up and placing his head in between his legs. COLE Oh, no. COACH It looks like he's going to deliver the Thunder Bay Throttle right down onto the ring bell! Strutter hooks the arms of TK, but TK blocks, then trips up Strutter, and delivers a slingshot into the corner! As Strutter bounces back, TK blasts him right in the face with the bell! COLE And Felix just had his bell rung by TK! We're going to have a new champion, it looks like, if TK can cover! However, the camera cuts to the crowd, to show Deuce Deuce Bigelow approaching the guardrail, followed by a walking Jumbo! COLE And here comes Jumbo and Deuce, two WDW guys! Deuce decks a security guard, then climbs over the rail, and pulls TK out underneath the ropes! COLE And they're helping Felix Strutter! COACH Well, whether those guys like each other or not, that's their WDW comrade, and they don't want us to have our title back! Deuce picks up TK, and whips him HARD into the steel steps! He then turns around and waves on Jumbo, who slowly climbs over the rail. COLE Jumbo looks kind of hesitant to be taking part in this attack on TK, doesn't he? COACH Well Cole, I don't know if you've been following that show, but there was a meeting there at the end on Monday, in which Axel asked for a favor of them, maybe this was it! To keep the belt in enemy territory! Jumbo picks up TK and tosses him into the ring, then rolls inside after him. He picks him up, but is still hesitant to attack, and this allows TK to fight back on Jumbo! COLE But TK still fighting, he's not holding back! Deuce attacks TK from behind, and he and Jumbo whip him into the ropes. TK ducks a double clothesline, then comes back with a flying shoulderblock which sends both big men to the mat! TK delivers a stiff kick to Jumbo, which turns him over from his stomach to his back, then questions him on the attack. COACH And look at TK, he wants to know what the deal is! However, before he can get an answer, he is knocked to the mat from behind by Deuce with the kendo stick! COLE And Deuce Deuce Bigelow from behind! Deuce yells at Jumbo to get up, then makes the belt motion with his hands around his waist. Jumbo gets up and whips TK into a corner, then crushes him with an AVALANCHE~! Deuce goes to the top, and drills TK with the FUNKY COLD MEDINA~!!! COLE And Deuce Deuce Bigelow with the big flying headbutt, following the avalanche by Jumbo! Strutter is to his feet, as Deuce and Jumbo exit the ring. He picks up TK, and delivers the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!!!11111 COLE And the WDW is going to keep the belt again! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE DAMN IT! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFELIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRR!!!!![/i] COLE Felix Strutter keeps the OAOAST Heartland title with WDW, thanks to help from unlikely suspects! Jumbo looks distraught as he walks back out through the crowd, as Deuce tries to encourage him. Felix leans on the ropes, raising his belt in the air, then rolls out and walks back to the locker room. COLE Well, I've got a feeling that this war is still not over! A great effort by TK, but comes up on the short end once again, due to circumstances beyond his control! Right now, let's go to...