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JIVIN' JR Welcome to the first post-Triumph edition of World Domination Wrestling, live from the city of brotherly love! I'm Jivin' JR, and joining me is Rick Heyross, who had a big Saturday as both of his champions retained! HEYROSS Oh yes, and there's plenty more where that came from! The Heyross camp is the future of WDW and all of wrestling in general! In fact, we're getting on a plane to Birmingham after this show to do a little "sightseeing", if you will! JR Birmingham of course, the sight for HeldDOWN~! this week, one can only wonder what Rick and his boys have in store this Thursday! Tonight, we've got the two guys who unfortunately came up short in their bid for tag team gold, (Heyross laughs maniacally) each seeing singles action, Jumbo and Deuce Deuce Bigelow! You'll also see Vinny Valentine, and more, when we return on World Domination Wrestling! Commercial break

Master Blaster (Jammin') plays, and Denzel Spencer makes his way to the ring. JR Denzel Spencer with the opportunity of a lifetime here, it's our main event! Let's go to David Penzer! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a one-hour time limit, and it is for the WDW WORLD Heavyweight championship! Making his way to the ring first, hailing from Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 227 pounds...DENZELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! JR Spencer debuted Saturday at Triumph, getting some preliminary action, and here in his second match, he takes on the champion of the world, Alfdogg! Talk about a step up in competition! HEYROSS And I can assure you, JR, that Denzel Spencer has never faced a challenge like this, and may never again in his career! JR You're right about that, but the same can be said, this may be the greatest opportunity to ever happen to him, as well! Spencer receives the adulation of the fans after entering the ring, then waits as Magnum Opus hits and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains. JR And here comes the champ, in what is actually his first televised defense since we went back to the air! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Anderson, Indiana, and weighing in at 240 pounds...he is the reigning and defending WDW World Heavyweight champion...ALFDOGG!!!!! HEYROSS But I can assure you, he's been staying fresh, he hasn't just been ducking the ring! He is ready for tonight, just as he is every night! Alf steps through the ropes, and hands his belt to the referee...then goes immediately after Spencer, who ducks out of the way and starts firing off rights! *DING DING DING* JR And look at this! Denzel Spencer saw the sneak attack coming, and turned the tables on Alf! Spencer drags Alf out, and attempts an Irish whip. Alf reverses, but Strutter ducks a clothesline, then catches Alf with a flying headscissors! JR And Denzel Spencer out of the gate quickly, remember, the title IS on the line here! Spencer quickly gets to his feet, and levels Alf with a dropkick! Spencer then goes to the ropes, and catches Alf with a spinning wheel kick! He follows with a snap legdrop, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! JR And a very nice flurry by Spencer here, Alf hasn't been able to get out of the blocks! Spencer fires off some more rights, then attempts another Irish whip. Alf reverses once again, and tosses Spencer up in the air, but Spencer hits another dropkick! Spencer then drags Alf into the corner, climbs up, and starts firing off rights as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Spencer lets Alf fall forward to the mat, then yells out to the crowd, which responds with a big pop! HEYROSS You know...I have to admit, this isn't looking very good right now! JR No offense for Alf yet as it stands! Spencer picks up Alf, and whips him across the ring, then charges, but runs right into Alf's foot! HEYROSS There we go! Alf stops to catch a breather, then picks up Spencer and delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! JR And now maybe Alf starting to get it going! Alf sits on the mat briefly and catches his breath, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf tosses Spencer to the outside, then follows him out and delivers right hands before picking him up and dropping him sternum-first on the guardrail! Spencer drops to the floor, but Alf picks him up and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Alf delivers another CHOP~!, this one knocking Spencer right to the floor! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Alf tosses Spencer back inside, then slides in after him and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! JR Big spinebuster, ala Arn Anderson! Alf makes an arrogant cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JR And I don't think Alf should be taking those liberties, considering the way Spencer came out in this match! HEYROSS Eh, he got his licks in, but now Alf's got it under control! Alf drags Spencer into a corner, and starts to kick away. After about 8 or 10 kicks, Alf comes out of the corner and poses arrogantly, drawing boos. He then charges Spencer, who moves out of the way, as Alf crashes inot the corner! JR And nobody home, as Alf again giving Spencer time to catch his breath right there! Spencer spins Alf around, and starts delivering right hands, spinning around on one and knocking Alf to the mat! Alf gets up and staggers to the ropes, where Spencer charges, but Alf backdrops him to the floor! JR And a long fall for Denzel Spencer, as Alf pitches him to the floor! Alf catches his breath, then slides out and grabs Spencer, whipping him into the steel steps! HEYROSS And now Alf is pulling out all the stops! JR Spencer's back sent crashing into the steel steps! Alf rolls Spencer back into the ring, and executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! JR Denzel Spencer escapes, he's putting on a terrific performance here! Alf picks up Spencer, and drags him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! A third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Alf stops to taunt the crowd again, drawing boos, then sets Spencer up on the top. He follows him up, and takes him down with a HURRICANRANA~! JR A great performance, but I don't think the kid can take much more of those kid of moves! Alf covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! JR But he survived that one! HEYROSS Where is he getting it from? Alf picks up Spencer and tosses him to the outside, then poses for the crowd once again. JR And Alf very confident, spending lots of time playing to the crowd in this one! Alf walks slowly towards the ropes, grabs Spencer, and attempts to suplex him back in, but Spencer blocks! JR Block by Spencer! Spencer blocks one more time, then hooks Alf himself, and suplexes him OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR! HEYROSS Oh no! JR And Alf taken all the way over to the floor with that suplex from the apron by Denzel Spencer! Spencer climbs in and rests on the ropes...then when Alf gets up, he flattens him with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~!!! JR BIG TIME move from Denzel Spencer, and he appears to be in control once again! Spencer rolls Alf inside, then executes a belly-to-belly gutwrench suplex~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! JR And now it's Alf fighting for survival! Spencer delivers a foot to the gut of Alf, then backs into the ropes, and hits him with a SCISSOR KICK~! Spencer then goes to the top as Alf gets to his feet...and delivers a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! JR WOW! How close was that one? HEYROSS TOO close! Spencer scoops up Alf, and executes a falling scoop slam! He then heads back to the top, waits on Alf to get to his feet...and comes off with a HURRRICANRANA~!...but Alf catches him and flattens him with a sitout powerbomb! Alf quickly gets up and drags Spencer to mid-ring, then heads up top himself. JR And now Alf looking to put it away, and it won't be a moment too soon for him! Alf gets his balance on the top, and delivers the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 HEYROSS Yeah! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR What a main event here on World Domination Wrestling! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, and STILL WDW World Heavyweight champion...ALFDOGG!!!!! JR Alf retains the title once again, but a valiant effort on the part of Denzel Spencer! Alf was in trouble numerous times throughout this match! Alf slides out and grabs the belt, hiding his relieved feeling with his arrogant smirk as he holds it high in the air. HEYROSS But at the end, Alf showed why he is the champion of the World! As Spencer gets to his feet in the ring, he receives a standing ovation from the crowd. JR Indeed he did, but this kid, Denzel Spencer, has got a very bright future, as does the entire WDW! Folks, for Rick Heyross, I'm Jivin' JR, we'll see you next week! FADE TO BLACK

Just a Gigolo/I Ain't got Nobody hits, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow makes his way down the aisle. JR Deuce Deuce Bigelow set for action on WDW! Let's go to David Penzer! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 390 pounds...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! JR Deuce's partner, Jumbo, was in action earlier tonight, of course we mentioned earlier that the two were unsuccessful in their attempt to wrest the WDW World tag team titles from Team Heyross at Triumph! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Manchester, New Hampshire, weighing in at 260 pounds...Edward Smith! Deuce stretches on the ropes, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Deuce circles the ring with Smith and ties up. Deuce backs Smith into a corner, and delivers crushing forearm blows to the sternum, then brings him out and whips him into the ropes. Deuce drops down, then gets to his feet and floors Smith with a dropkick! JR Tremendous agility from big Deuce, as he's all business tonight! Deuce picks up Smith, and delivers a big bodyslam! He then backs up, and falls forward with a headbutt, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce picks up Smith, and whips him across the ring, following him in with an AVALANCHE~! As Smith staggers out, he's caught in a trapped-arm belly-to-belly! JR And Deuce looking to put this one away quickly! Deuce goes to the top rope, gets his balance...and comes off with the FUNKY COLD MEDINA~!!! JR And it's back to New Hampshire for Ed Smith! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR Quick and impressive was Deuce Deuce Bigelow tonight! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! JR Up next, our main event! Denzel Spencer in the match of his life, as he attempts to become a World champion, can you believe it? Stay tuned! Commercial break

Disco Duck hits, and Vinny Valentine makes his way to the ring. JR And here comes Vinny Valentine, looking to make up for his embarassment at the hands of Ricky Hayabusa this past Saturday! HEYROSS It will NEVER happen again! Lucky night for Ricky Hayabusa! JR Let's go to David Penzer! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 228 pounds..."THE DISCO DUCK" VINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!! JR A fine showing it was by Ricky Hayabusa at Triumph, but Vinny Valentine determined to erase that memory from people's minds! Valentine gets ready in the corner...as Ricky Hayabusa's music hits? HEYROSS What is this? JR Are we going to get a repeat of Triumph right here on free TV? As the gong sounds, a very short man walks through the curtains, dressed as Ricky Hayabusa. JR Oh, for God's sakes. HEYROSS This could be the night that Vinny Valentine has his vengeance against Ricky Hayabusa! Here comes the Shadow Dragon on his way to the ring right now! Valentine grabs a mic. VALENTINE You back for more, huh? Well, you're gonna get it! You were lucky on Saturday, Hayabusa! JR Gimme a break. The man continues his methodic walk to the ring as Valentine waits. VALENTINE Come on, Hayabusa, haul ass, I made plans for after the show! "Hayabusa" slides into the ring, and Valentine attacks immediately! *DING DING DING* JR Well, he already looks better than he did on Saturday! HEYROSS Vinny Valentine has been waiting 48 long hours for this moment, and he finally has his hands on Ricky Hayabusa once again! JR Will you shut up? This was obviously a ruse by Vinny Valentine! Valentine kicks away at "Hayabusa" in the corner, then executes a double underhook suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! HEYROSS Come on, Vinny, you're not going to put away the Shadow Dragon that easily! JR Oh, brother. Valentine picks up "Hayabusa", then straightens him out, only to put him back on the mat with a high dropkick! JR Nicely executed dropkick by Vinny Valentine, on whoever this man is, a Ricky Hayabusa impersonator! Valentine mocks Hayabusa with some martial arts poses, then picks up the impostor and delivers some Hayabusa-esque kicks. JR And now look at him, mocking Ricky Hayabusa with those moves! Valentine sets up "Hayabusa", and executes a vertical suplex! He holds on, and rolls through, then executes a second! He then picks up the impostor, does a little dance, and executes a third! JR Three successive suplexes, and now it looks like Valentine will mercifully end this thing! And by mercifully, I mean on me. Valentine signals for a tombstone. HEYROSS Here it is, JR! I just want to ask you, don't blame it on the sunshine! Valentine picks up "Hayabusa", stopping one more to dance. HEYROSS Don't blame it on the moonlight! Valentine scoops up "Hayabusa", and does a full turn in mid-ring. HEYROSS Don't even blame it on the good times, JR... Valentine plants "Hayabusa" with a TOMBSTONE~!!! HEYROSS But rather, BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE! JR Yeah, I hear you. 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match..."THE DISCO DUCK" VINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!! JR Obviously Vinny Valentine hasn't forgotten what went down at Triumph...let's...let's just go somewhere, please? Cut backstage, where Alfdogg is sitting with Axel in his office. Denzel Spencer walks in. SPENCER (Jamaican accent) You wanted to see me, sir? AXEL Yes, Mr. Spencer, I did. Welcome, you are the newest signing of World Domination Wrestling, as of Triumph. And congratulations on your victory. SPENCER Thank you. AXEL Now then, I brought you in here to give you the opportunity of a lifetime. You see, because I want to show that World Domination Wrestling is the land of opportunity, and what better way to do that, then to grant our newest signing, Denzel Spencer, a shot at the WDW World championship, right here tonight? The crowd cheers, as Spencer's eyes grow wide. AXEL I've got your opponent right here, I've talked with him, and he has agreed to the match, now I want you to show me that you don't have a yellow stripe down your back, and give him a hell of a match. ALF Wait a minute...this is the kid from Jamaica, right? SPENCER Yes, that's right. ALF So...wouldn't it be a Red Stripe? Axel tries to hide a smile, as Spencer is angered by the comments. SPENCER Maybe you will regret those comments later, mon. ALF (standing up) And maybe you'll regret the day you put that pen to paper. AXEL Hold it, hold it...save it for the ring, gentlemen. Both men catch their breath. ALF That's good advice for you to take, kid. I've got plenty to go around. What about you? Alf swings his belt over his shoulder, and leaves the office, as Spencer watches him out. Commercial break

[b]The following announcement was paid for by World Domination Wrestling.[/b] [i]Yankee Doodle Dandy[/i] plays, as an outdoor setting is shown. (voiceover) [color=red][b]Summer is upon us...[/b][/color] Cut to a wideshot of a teen-aged boy doing a cannonball off the diving board at a public pool. [color=blue][b]Which means the month of our Independence isn't far behind.[/b][/color] Cut to a family sitting at a picnic table in their backyard, laughing, then to Alf delivering the Five-Star Alf Splash to Chris Stevens. [color=red][b]And that means, the cookouts...[/color][/b] Cut to a man turning a hot dog on the grill, then to Felix Strutter drilling Thunderkid with the Thunder Bay Throttle. [color=blue][b]The apple pie...[/color][/b] Cut to a woman setting a pie on the table, then to Jumbo flattening a jobber with the XL splash. [color=red][b]And don't forget...[/color][/b] Cut to a child eating a large piece of watermelon. (yeah i no what ur thinking u racist) [color=blue][b]The American Pasttime.[/color][/b] Cut to a group of kids playing wiffleball, then the screen quickly goes dark. [color=red][b]...yeah, right.[/color][/b] Cut to Jamie O'Hara cracking Vinny Valentine with a bat, followed by several clips of violent acts by WDW superstars. [color=blue][b]On July 14, your real American Pasttime comes to Pay-Per-View.[/color][/b] The montage ends with a smiling Alf standing on the second rope, holding his belt, then the screen fading to black. [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/wdwdoi.jpg] [color=red][b]World Domination Wrestling presents[/color] [color=blue]Declaration of Invalescence![/color] [color=red]LIVE, July 14, only on pay-per-view![/b][/color] Cut to Axel in a stylish suit, in a black background. AXEL WE can NOT tell a lie. [b]Commercial break[/b]

Sweet Home Chicago hits, and Jumbo makes his way to the ring, getting a big pop. JR We're back here on World Domination Wrestling, as the Philadelphia crowd gets to their feet for the big man, Jumbo! Let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JR And again, Jumbo and his partner, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, came up short in their bid to become the WDW World tag team champions, two nights ago at Triumph, thanks in part to the intervention of "After Hours" Felix Strutter! HEYROSS Enough of the "what ifs", JR, the fact is the greatest tag team in the world still has the belts! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 243 pounds...Craig Marshall! *DING DING DING* JR And the opening match of WDW is under way! Marshall circles the ring with Jumbo, and ties up. After a few seconds of jockeying, Jumbo shoves Marshall back into his corner! JR And Jumbo showing right away the size and strength advantage! Marshall slowly gets to his feet, then circles the ring again. This time, Marshall goes behind and grabs a waistlock. JR That's a long way around for Craig Marshall, his hands can just barely reach! HEYROSS Not too smart, Mr. Marshall! Jumbo grabs the hands and easily pulls them apart, then rams his backside into Marshall's gut! Marshall crumples to the mat, then backs into a corner as Jumbo follows. Jumbo picks up Marshall, and delivers some forearm blows to the chest. He then whips Marshall across and goes for an AVALANCHE~!, but Marshall moves! JR Nobody home for Jumbo! Marshall gets on all fours as Jumbo staggers out, and Jumbo falls over him to the mat! Marshall quickly covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Marshall straddles Jumbo on his left side, and bars his arm. He then switches to a wristlock, which is a mistake, because that allows Jumbo to get to his feet, and plant him with a MASSIVE bodyslam! JR And again, tremendous power shown by the big man! Jumbo picks up Marshall, and grabs him by the hair, ramming him into the buckles as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Marshall starts to fall back to the mat, but Jumbo holds him up, then sets him on the top rope. HEYROSS Uh oh, looks like that superplex coming up! Jumbo climbs to the second rope, hooks Marshall, and executes a SUPERPLEX~! JR BIG-TIME superplex from the big man, Jumbo! Jumbo backs into the ropes, and hits the XL SPLASH~!!! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR And Jumbo picks up the win! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JR And you know he wants another crack at your boys, Rick! HEYROSS Well, he knows where to find us! The champs aren't afraid of anything! JR Maybe it'll happen at our next PPV! Let's take a look! Yankee Doodle Dandy plays, as an outdoor setting is shown. (voiceover) Summer is upon us... Cut to a wideshot of a teen-aged boy doing a cannonball off the diving board at a public pool. Which means the month of our Independence isn't far behind. Cut to a family sitting at a picnic table in their backyard, laughing, then to Alf delivering the Five-Star Alf Splash to Chris Stevens. And that means, the cookouts... Cut to a man turning a hot dog on the grill, then to Felix Strutter drilling Thunderkid with the Thunder Bay Throttle. The apple pie... Cut to a woman setting a pie on the table, then to Jumbo flattening a jobber with the XL splash. And don't forget... Cut to a child eating a large piece of watermelon. (yeah i no what ur thinking u racist) The American Pasttime. Cut to a group of kids playing wiffleball, then the screen quickly goes dark. ...yeah, right. Cut to Jamie O'Hara cracking Vinny Valentine with a bat, followed by several clips of violent acts by WDW superstars. On July 14, your real American Pasttime comes to Pay-Per-View. The montage ends with a smiling Alf standing on the second rope, holding his belt, then the screen fading to black. World Domination Wrestling presents Declaration of Invalescence! LIVE, July 14, only on pay-per-view! Cut to Axel in a stylish suit, in a black background. AXEL WE can NOT tell a lie. Commercial break

It's in the books.

Eastern Conference Finals Cleveland 3, Detroit 2 Detroit 79, Cleveland 76 Detroit 79, Cleveland 76 Cleveland 88, Detroit 82 Cleveland 91, Detroit 87 Cleveland 109, Detroit 107, 2OT Sat, June 2: G6 @ Cleveland, 8:30 *Mon, June 4: G7 @ Detroit, 8:00 Western Conference Finals San Antonio 4, Utah 1 San Antonio 108, Utah 100 San Antonio 105, Utah 96 Utah 109, San Antonio 83 San Antonio 91, Utah 79 San Antonio 109, Utah 84

Very good tag team opener. I loved the implication of the 'fro softening blows to the head, ala the Samoan thick cranium. Rico came up with a good cover-up for the beads, but to no avail. Boo! Continue the match! BTW, this year's AM was number 6, not 5 as it says in the commercial. 8-man tag was terrific. Lots of action, lots of fun. I loved the commentary, pretty much everything about this match was brilliant. Rodez/Teddy was a nice hot match, with a shocking ending that came out of nowhere. Good while it lasted, something tells me we haven't seen the last of this one. The show just keeps getting better with the HIAC match. The video package was pretty awesome. The old "Out! Safe! Out! Safe!" bit will never get old. Terrific job of building up Bo as the monster that everyone wanted to see decimate the annoying shit PRL, only to be foiled by the LC yet again. Outstanding. Another very good, very physical match with Zack and Drek. Zack's really been a more ruthless character since his wars with Bruce, which was also touched on in the match. The result was fairly predictable, but it waws still a fun read. Guess I've got to shoot for first to four now. Excellent show, all in all. MOTN: HIAC LOTN: "And as for lesbians, you know if you look like Rosie O, be a dyke, I don't care, I wasn't about to hit that ass anyway. But when you got hot women, hot white women, saying they're only gonna do chicks, then you know, that pisses me off and that shit needs to be dealt with." - The Coach PS: feedback triumph plz, lol

Credits Alf KC Special Thanks Adam

Soft music accompanied by wind instruments plays, and a spotlight slowly raises over an all black wrestling ring with red ring ropes. (voiceover) In the beginning, the land was pure. Even in the early morning light, you could see the beauty in the forms of nature. Head shot of Alfdogg looking off into the distance. Soon men and women of every color... Shot of an Asian man doing martial arts poses in the shadows. And shape... Shot of an overweight tattooed man wearing colorful clothing. Would be here too. And they would find it all too easy sometimes not to see the colors... Shot of Chris Stevens smashing said tattooed man from behind with a mirror. ...and to ignore the beauty in each other. Shot of Alf delivering a beltshot to CWM. But they would never lose sight of the dream. Head shot of Jamie O'Hara looking off into the distance. The bitter world that they could unite... Shot of Team Heyross looking at each other, then turning to look at the camera with a smirk on their faces. And build together...in Triumph. As the last line is spoken, a camera shot from the ground is shown with a red tint, with Rick Heyross, Alfdogg, and Axel standing left to right and looking down into the camera smiling. The screen then fades into another announcement. (link) Cue music World Domination Wrestling presents: Fireworks go off in the RCA Dome, as the crowd goes crazy. JIVIN' JR WELCOME to the sold-out RCA Dome in Indianapolis, Indiana! Tonight, World Domination Wrestling returns to pay-per-view! Welcome to WDW Triumph! Jivin' JR here! Rick Heyross will join me later, unfortunately, but right now, he's prepping his guys for a tag team title defense to kick us off! Cameras cut backstage, where Team Heyross prepares for the big match. JR And there they are, getting set to take on the team of Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo, who are standing by with Kevin Kelly backstage!

The crowd erupts as the cheaply made graphic appears on the big screen. JR And it's main event time here at WDW Triumph! OAOAST Heartland title on the line, so without further adieu, let's go to the ring! God of Thunder hits and Thunderkid gets a nice ovation as he makes his way to the ring. PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 250 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!! TK slides into the ring and poses on the buckles, then awaits on his opponent. Je t'adore, je t'adore... Girls, Girls, Girls hits, and Felix Strutter makes his entrance, accompaniedby Rick Heyross. JR And now here comes the champion! PENZER And ladies and gentlemen, his opponent, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, and being accompanied by Rick Heyross, he weighs in at 220 pounds...he is the WDW Heartland champion, and the defending OAOAST Heartland champion...AFTER HOURS" FELIIIIIIIIIIIIIX STRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Strutter takes his time getting into the ring, walking around it and jawing with fans. Finally, TK slides outside, and clotheslines him on the floor! JR TK tired of waiting around, taking matters into his own hands! TK slams Strutter's face on the apron, then rolls him inside. *DING DING DING* TK grabs Strutter, and drags him into a corner. TK delivers kicks to the midsection, then whips him across the ring. TK charges, but Strutter moves out of the way. TK backs out, and Strutter dropkicks him back into the corner. Strutter starts to hammer away, then whips TK back across the ring, but TK comes out with another clothesline! JR And TK with another big-time clothesline coming out of that corner! TK runs to the ropes, and hits another clothesline! A third takes Strutter over the top and to the floor! JR Strutter back out to the floor, as TK is looking great here in the early going! TK follows Strutter to the floor, and whips him into the steel steps! JR And of course, the rules of a HL title match are...there are none! TK rolls back into the ring. Strutter tries to climb back in, but TK hits him with a baseball slide and sends him back to the floor! TK goes outside again, ramming Strutter's head into the steps, then taking him around the ring and throwing him into the timekeeper's table. TK stops to play to the crowd, however, and as he moves back towards Strutter, he gets blasted over the head with the ring bell! JR TK's bell rung by Strutter right there, and the tide has turned! Strutter grabs a steel chair from ringside before sliding back into the ring. He sits on it in the corner and waits on TK. JR And Felix Strutter just waiting on TK, showing his arrogance... TK gets to his feet, and Strutter picks up the chair, challenging TK to get into the ring. He does, but not before grabbing a 2X4 from underneath the ring! JR And now, TK will attempt to even the score! TK holds the 2X4 baseball style, and swings as Strutter swings the chair! After three swings, Strutter drops the chair and shakes his hands off. JR And that's just the power of TK winning out in that exchange! TK waits for him to come around, and grabs the 2X4 with both hands, clotheslining him to the mat! Strutter rolls to the outside, and TK follows him out with a plancha! JR And look at the hangtime, as TK comes down on top of Strutter! TK hammers away with right hands, then tosses Strutter back into the ring. Strutter, however, gets a hold of the chair, and slams it across the back of TK as he slides in! JR But Strutter taking advantage once again, with a chair shot to the back! Strutter holds the chair up in the air, receiving boos from the crowd. He then picks up TK, delivering a snap suplex, and goes to the top with chair in hand. JR And Strutter setting up something big here... Strutter comes off the top with a CHAIR LEGDROP, but TK rolls out of the way! TK grabs Strutter, picking him up in a PRESS SLAM~! and tossing him all the way down to the floor! JR And a long, hard fall for Felix Strutter! TK goes to the apron once again, and pulls out a stop sign! JR And NOW we're pulling out the heavy artillery! TK picks the sign up overhead and brings it down on the head of Strutter! Strutter staggers backward and falls over the security wall into the crowd! TK follows, and Strutter tries to escape! TK and Strutter end up backstage, where TK catches up to Strutter, hammering him on the back, and throwing him into a stack of beer kegs, which then fall onto Strutter. JR And Felix Strutter showered with those beer kegs, after being introduced to them by TK, who is getting closer to taking that belt back! TK follows Strutter over to the stack, and picks up a keg. As he raises it overhead, Strutter gets his hands on one and tosses it at TK, hitting him in the abdomen! Strutter then grabs the keg and rams TK in the back with it, before picking him up and taking him back out to the arena. Strutter carries a keg along in one hand, and nails TK with it in the aisle, before going to the side of the ring, and pulling a LADDER out from underneath it, drawing a pop from the crowd! JR And now it's Strutter going underneath the ring, and coming up with a ladder! Strutter slides the ladder into the ring, then rolls TK inside. Strutter drops a knee to the sternum of TK, then picks him up for a suplex. JR Felix could be looking to drop him on the ladder here! TK blocks, then blocks a second time. He then picks Strutter up, turns around while still holding him, and drops him with a SUPLEX ON THE LADDER! JR And Felix Strutter sent down hard, his anatomy colliding with that ladder! And guess who won! TK then rolls to the outside, and reaches under the apron. He crawls halfway under the ring to grab something, before coming out with a BARBED-WIRE BASEBALL BAT~! The crowd goes CRAZY! JR And now this match could be getting dangerous! These are the perils of the Heartland division! TK waits for Strutter to get up, then takes a HOME RUN SWING, but Strutter ducks and hits a low blow! Strutter then rolls over and grabs the bat. Strutter measures, then delivers a shot to the gut with the bat, then uses it to trip TK down to his back! Strutter then gets down on the mat and begins to rake the bat across the face of TK, opening a wound on his forehead! JR And TK has been cut open by that barbed wire! Strutter then picks up TK, and delivers a gutwrench suplex onto the ladder! JR And NOW, it's TK who's back meets the ladder! Strutter runs to the ropes and goes for a somersault senton, but TK rolls out of the way and Strutter lands on the ladder! TK then crawls over and grabs the bat, and Strutter turns around to receive a shot in the face! JR GAWD ALMIGHTY~! Barbed wire to the face! And now it's Strutter, who's been busted open! TK drops an elbow on Strutter, then rolls out of the ring and throws the keg inside. TK then rolls back in and lays the bat between his legs, as the crowd IMMEDIATELY begins to groan in agony. JR Oh GAWD no! TK picks up the keg, and DROPS IT ON THE BAT, causing Strutter to roll around on the mat in agony! Several fans in the front row can be seen holding their nuts and groaning in agony. TK sets up the ladder, then rolls outside the ring and grabs a TABLE from underneath! TK pushes the table into the ring, then rolls in and sets it up. By this time, however, Strutter has recovered, and drills TK in the back with the beer keg! JR But Felix Strutter quick to recover! Say what you want about the guy's attitude, he's got a lot of fight, a lot of heart! Strutter then delivers a shot to the head, and TK rolls onto the table. Strutter walks around to the other side, and slowly starts climbing the ladder. TK slowly rolls off the table, and follows Strutter up on the table side. TK catches him at the top, and the two begin to exchange punches. JR These two gladiators, one representing WDW, one representing the OAOAST, jousting for position on the top of this ladder! TK wins the slugfest, then sets up a suplex! Strutter quickly fires punches to the midsection, then thumbs TK in the eye. Strutter climbs up a couple rungs, then flips over, POWERBOMBING TK THROUGH THE TABLE! JR TK right through that table! GAWD AS MY WITNESS, he is broken in half! Strutter lays on the mat for a few seconds, then inches over and covers... 1... 2... NO!!! TK gets a shoulder up! JR But there's still plenty of fight left in TK! Strutter picks up TK, and hits a double-arm DDT! He the runs to the ropes, and follows up with a somersault senton splash! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up again!!! Strutter rolls to the outside, and finds another item wrapped in barbed wire, this time a STEEL CHAIR~! JR And more barbed wire coming into play! Strutter raises the chair, and SLAMS it across the back of TK! JR Imagine the PAIN shooting through the BODY of TK! TK rolls on the mat, rolling over to a corner. Strutter waits for him to get up, then charges with the chair...but has kicked back into his FACE by TK! TK then comes out of the corner, and drops an ELBOW onto the chair, which is lying on Strutter's face! JR What punishment these guys are taking! This is BRUTAL! TK then grabs the chair, as Strutter begs off. The crowd starts to cheer loudly, as TK raises the chair in the air! Strutter rolls out of the ring, and TK gives chase into the crowd! They run past the beer kegs again, then back through the entryway, where Strutter trips and falls in the aisleway. He begs off of TK again, when suddenly, Rick Heyross grabs the chair from TK! JR Oh, look at this now! TK turns around, and stalks Heyross down the aisle. Heyross runs, and TK gives chase! JR Get him! He can't outrun you for too long! TK finally catches up to Heyross, but when he does, Strutter has recovered long enough to bring the chair across his back! JR And Rick Heyross was a distraction just long enough for Strutter to perhaps seize the advantage! Strutter catches his breath, then slowly drags TK back to the ring. He tosses him inside and makes an immediate cover... 1... 2... TK gets a foot on the rope! JR And TK still hanging on! Strutter pulls TK's leg off the ropes, and hooks it... 1... 2... Kickout! JR Another two-count, and look at the wreckage caused by this brutal match! Strutter grabs the chair, and stands over TK. He taunts the crowd, drawing ENORMOUS boos. He then raises the chair overhead, but when he does, TK sits up and delivers a low blow! Strutter falls backwards to the mat, and TK rolls over and grabs the chair. He waits for Strutter to get up, then tosses the chair into his hands, before hitting a BICYCLE KICK~! JR And once again, that chair kicked back into the face of Strutter! TK covers... 1... 2... NO!!! Strutter gets a shoulder up! TK picks up Strutter, and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout again!!! TK charges Strutter for another bicycle kick, but Strutter ducks, and executes a standing hurricanrana! Strutter hooks the legs... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Both men catch their breath, then Strutter the chair and jams it into the midsection of TK, before executing a DDT onto it! Strutter leans on the ropes to catch his wind some more, then rolls to the outside, grabbing a stuffed pillowcase. JR Somehow, I don't think anyone will be comfortable sleeping on that pillow! Strutter raises the pillowcase in the air, drawing boos, then rolls into the ring. He grabs a handful of THUMBTACKS out of the pillowcase, sprinkling them on the mat, as the crowd buzzes. JR And indeed, Strutter has found the thumbtacks! Strutter then grabs a handful and throws them on TK on the mat, before dumping the rest of the pillowcase out on the mat. Strutter picks up TK, then goes for a bodyslam. TK slips behind the back, and puts a foot to the gut, setting him up for a powerbomb! However, Strutter blocks, and BACKDROPS HIM INTO THE TACKS! JR And TK's body meets those thousands of thumbtacks! Look at TK's back COVERED in those tacks! Strutter carefully drops a knee to TK's sternum, then positions the ladder. JR And now what could the champ be setting up? Strutter climbs the ladder, stopping to pose at the top, drawing boos. He then steps over, and goes for a BIG SPLASH, but TK moves, and Strutter LANDS IN THE TACKS~! JR Strutter sits there for a second with a wide-eyed look on his face, then jumps up, hopping around, until TK grabs him. TK delivers a FALLAWAY SLAM to Strutter, RIGHT INTO THE TACKS~! JR :o TK then signals for the end! JR And TK says he's going to take the belt home! TK picks up Strutter, and hooks him in a front facelock...then releases when he sees Quentin (I almost typed Shelton here) Benjamin slide into the ring! JR Team Heyross is here! TK delivers right hands to Benjamin, then ducks a big swing, and executes an atomic drop, sending him right into Charlie Moss, who just slid in! JR And TK fighting the odds here, sending the tag team champs back out of the ring! Strutter hits TK weakly from behind, but it's enough for TK to turn his attention to him long enough for Team Heyross to once again attack from behind! They hammer TK to the mat, then wait for him to get back to his feet, before Moss runs to the ropes, and they execute the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! JR And the Double Goozle! Aw, don't let this match end this way! However, the 3-on-1 is broken up as Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo make their way to the ring! JR But here come Deuce and Jumbo to even the odds! They hammer away on the champs and deposit them from the ring, leaving the actual contestants in the match in the ring. Security comes out to break up the tag team brawl as TK sets up Strutter once again! JR And now, it looks like TK will finish the job! Suddenly, one of the guards slides in, grabs the barbed-wire chair and decks TK from behind! TK arches his back as he turns around, and takes a shot to the head! The guard then removes his helmet and shades to reveal ALFDOGG~! JR Aw, son of a bitch! Alf smirks, as TK is on the mat in pain, then slowly exits the ring to boos. JR We all wondered why Alf had not made an appearance at this PPV, well, he's certainly appeared in a big way tonight! Damn it! Strutter gets to his feet, then drags TK over into the tacks...and plants him with the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!!!11111 JR And Strutter seals the deal, with the Thunder Bay Throttle right into the tacks! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!!!! *DING DING DING* JR DAMN IT! Strutter rolls off of TK and lays on the mat. PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FELIIIIIIIIIIIIIX STRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! JR A grueling, violent matchup, and it's been tainted by the egregious outside interference of Team Heyross and Alfdogg! Strutter is presented both of his belts as he's helped up by Team Heyross, who then helps him out of the ring. JR Well, I guarantee you, this one is FAR from over. Thunderkid will be back, I have no doubts about that! As Strutter has his arms raised by Team Heyross in the aisle, TK has recovered, and stares them all down. JR And that look from TK confirms my suspicions, he's not done with these guys, not by a long shot! But tonight is Felix Strutter's night, as he retains the OAOAST Heartland title! For Rick Heyross and Kevin Kelly, I'm Jivin' JR, we'll see you on Monday for more World Domination Wrestling! FADE TO BLACK

*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! Chris Stevens walks through the curtains, greeted with boos. He stops to look in his mirror, then looks up and jaws at fans as he walks to the ring. JR Chris Stevens has been waiting for Triumph, and it's here! Let's go to the ring! PENZER The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Rochester, Minnesota, and weighing in at 221 pounds..."SENSATIONAL" CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS SSSSTEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSS!!!!! JR Chris Stevens has performed in front of a lot of big crowds, he is a savvy veteran! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Houston, Texas weighing in at 245 pounds...Jeff Storm! Stevens removes his robe and hands it to the referee, who then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* JR And Rick Heyross has mercifully left the booth, as he's prepping his man, Felix Strutter, for his title defense, which is up next! Stevens and Storm circle the ring. They tie up, and Stevens grabs a sides headlock. Storm attempts a back suplex, but Stevens drops behind the back and charges. Stevens attempts a clothesline, but Storm ducks, then hops over Stevens, and catches him with a big dropkick! JR And a nice dropkick from Jeff Storm! Storm picks up Stevens and whips him across the ring, catching him with a big clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Storm whips Stevens into a corner, and charges, but Stevens sticks his foot out! Storm staggers out, and Stevens catches him with a bulldog! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Stevens rolls off and fixes up his hair. JR Nice move by Chris Stevens, and now he checks the hair! Stevens picks up Storm and backs him into a corner. He stands him up, and starts laying in European uppercuts. JR And Chris Stevens with those European uppercuts that he's known for! Stevens executes a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Stevens picks up Storm and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a HIGH KNEE~! JR And now Chris Stevens setting him up for a quick fall! Stevens waits for Storm to get to his feet, then knocks him right back down with a SUPERKICK~! Stevens then climbs to the top rope...and delivers the FROG SPLASH~!!! JR Impressive sequence, this could be it! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* PENZER The winner of the match..."SENSATIONAL" CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS SSSSTEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSS!!!!! JR And a very impressive win here at Triumph for Chris Stevens! Stevens does his Rick Martel pose, then walks back to the locker room. The camera then cuts to a split screen, which shows Rick Heyross accompanying Felix Strutter down the halls to the ring, while Thunderkid walks down the halls as well. JR And next up, it's our main event of the evening, the one we've been waiting for! Heartland title on the line, next!

Disco Duck hits, and Vinny Valentine makes his way out. JR Two of WDW's finest set to square off in our next match! Let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, NY, weighing in at 228 pounds..."THE DISCO DUCK" VINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!! JR Valentine simply laid out the challenge on Monday, and here we are! Simple as that! I question the wisdom of Valentine making the challenge, but he looks confident! HEYROSS What we have here is a wrestler vs a fighter! Vinny Valentine is going to use strategy and smarts, and Ricky Hayabusa will be taken totally off his game! Valentine climbs into the ring confidently, as the music of Ricky Hayabusa plays, and the crowd gets to its feet. JR Well, we're about to find out! Hayabusa walks slowly down the aisle, never taking his eyes off his opponent. PENZER And his opponent, hailing from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 225 pounds..."THE SHADOW DRAGON" RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAYABUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Hayabusa climbs into the ring, as Valentine has a worried look on his face. The lights come on, and the bell rings. *DING DING DING* Hayabusa goes to his corner to remove his backet, and Valentine attacks! HEYROSS And already, just as I said, Vinny Valentine using his smarts! JR Hayabusa took his eye off the ball, very uncharacteristic! Valentine backs Hayabusa into the ropes, and attempts an Irish whip. Hayabusa reverses, then drops down, and catches Valentine with a double chop to the midsection, then lifts his head up, and chops him to the mat! JR But it didn't last long! Now it's Hayabusa in control! Hayabusa picks up Valentine, and wrings his arm, then delivers a roundhouse to the midsection, then one to the face. He then unwrings the arm and delivers a back kick to the face, knocking him to the mat! JR A nice flurry from Ricky Hayabusa, and Vinny Valentine looks to be in huge trouble! Hayabusa scales the top rope, and waits for Valentine to get to his feet... HEYROSS Wow, this could be it right here! Hayabusa comes off with a BIG chop right between the eyes! He then kneels on Valentine's chest and does a martial arts pose. JR Here's the cover! 1... 2... 3!!! JR BIG, impressive win for Ricky Hayabusa! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match..."THE SHADOW DRAGON" RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAYABUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! HEYROSS I can't believe this! JR Well, clearly, Vinny Valentine bit off a little more than he could chew! HEYROSS Vinny will be back! He's a tough guy from the streets of Brooklyn! JR It'll have to be another night, because this is Ricky Hayabusa's night! Cut outside, where Felix Strutter is seen entering the arena. Strutter is wearing an all-black suit with a red & white candy-striped tie. JR But will it be Felix Strutter's night, when he takes on Thunderkid in our main event? HEYROSS The champ is in the building, ladies and gentlemen!

KOAB June 07 - ???

JR Okay, as promised to us last week, we're in for a special attraction match as former OAOAST and HI-YAH superstar Nathaniel Black makes his debut. He pledged last week to 'show us what real British wrestling' is like, after he took offence to the in-ring style of Jamie O'Hara for some reason. HEYROSS Not 'some' reason, 'a' reason. A valid reason. JR Look, I've got nothing against Black. He's a tremendous talent who I'm delighted has made his way to WDW. And I'm all having pride in your wrestling routes. But, to go out and run somebody down for not following your way is tantamount to Communism. HEYROSS Woah, turn the dial down a notch wouldya? JR Sorry. The European style of wrestling, the British 'Lancastrian' catch-as-catch-can style is a very interesting and at times compelling style. I just don't see why Black, who claims he was run out of the OAOAST because of his style, feels he can do the exact same thing to Jamie O'Hara. *DINGDINGDING!* PENZER The following, special attraction match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing, in the ring, from Stoke On Trent, England... weighing one hundred, ninety three pounds... TONY HHHAAAYYYEEEEERRRRRSSSSS!! Hayers waves to the crowd, flicking the shoulder blade length blond hair from his face. JR Hayers, flown in especially for this match. A practicioner of the British style himself. .:CUE: "Chelsea Dagger", The Fratellis:. The lights alternate between red, white and blue through the intro, with Black coming out after that. Black raises his arms in the air, generally shouting his mouth off to the fans on his way to the ring. PENZER And, introducing, from London, England! Weighing in at two hundred and thirty eight pounds... NNAAAATTHHAAANNIIIIEEEEELLLLLL... BBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAACCKK!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Black rounds the ring, yelling at some of the fans in the front row. His thick Cockney accent is pretty hard to decipher, but one of the words definately rhymed with 'blankers'. Instead of entering in any 'conventional' way, Black slides partway under the bottom rope so he's facing into the crowd and bridges up to his feet. Black then turns and raises his arms triumphantly. HEYROSS These people not showing this genuine international star much respect. JR You get what you give in life. *DINGDINGDING!* The bell sounds and immediately it's down to business. Knuckle lock offered up by Hayers. Black accepts it and quickly twists underneath, pulling him into a hammerlock. Transitioning from that, Black spins Hayers around into a side headlock. Takedown, but Hayers scissors his legs around the head immediately. Shuffling around, Black finds himself trapped in the headscissors, digging his elbow into Hayers' patella to apply pressure. Eventually the pressure loosens the headlock and Black sneaks his head free, folding up Hayers' legs and turning him over, putting him in a bow and arrow lock! HEYROSS Look at that, fantastic wrestling. JR No doubt about that. Twisting and turning, Hayers finds an escape, into a lateral press... 1... Quick kickout by Black. Both men scramble to their feet and stand-off. JR Hayers hasn't come here to be an exhibition piece, trust me. Cautiously the two lock up again. A sweep of the leg takes Hayers down, knuckles still locked... 1... Shoulder up by Hayers. Black grits his teeth and forces the shoulders back down... 1... Other shoulder up. With Hayers still pinned down, Black leaps up looking for a knee. He gets trapped in mid-air with a bodyscissors though, which puts pay to his plans. Hayers applies as much pressure on the scissors as possible, while Black looks for an opening around the upper body. And he finds it as he pulls Hayers' head off the canvas, striking him in the face with a hard elbow! HEYROSS Ouch! JR Black not just a great catch-as-can wrestler, he can hit with the best of them too. Nathaniel takes the advantage to break the bodyscissors, stacking Hayers up... 1... 2... Hayers rolls out through Black's legs, running the ropes. Dropdown by Black sends Hayers up and over, catching him on the rebound with a shot downstairs. Black then exposes the head and almost takes it CLEAN OFF with a European Uppercut!! HEYROSS Oh-ho-ho! Now that's high impact! Into the corner falls Hayers, eyes rolling. Black holds up his hands and honourably allows a clean break from the corner, although the moment Hayers gets up he moves in for the kill. A British style whip sends Hayers for the ride again, Black meeting him with a High Knee to the face on the rebound! JR Point of the knee, right to the jaw... and a lateral press... 1... 2... No! Black brings Hayers back up in 'the clinch', basically meaning his jaw is pressed right between Black's forearms. And uncomfortable position for sure, as Hayers is backed into the ropes. Another clean break is given... ...or so it seems, until Black levels Hayers with another European Uppercut! And another! JR Referee has to get this off the ropes. I don't care what style of wrestling you practise. With Hayers dazed, Black drives his spikey head right into Hayers' gut. Another whip follows, Black cutting Hayers down with a clothesline on the rebound. Questioning what's up with the crowd due to the lack of applause, Nathaniel then ducks out of the ring and heads to the top rope. JR This is a bit of a deviation from Black's style here. HEYROSS He might be about to show 'SuperJay' a little something. Black reaches the top and lines Hayers up, before soaring off the top with a big kneedrop... ...NOBODY HOME!! JR O'Hara doesn't have too much to worry about in that department. Hobbling back up, into a forearm walks Black! Another! And a third! And a fourth, Hayers building some momentum all of a sudden. Shooting low, Hayers picks out the knee Black landed on and sends him to the canvas with a Dragon Screw! Nathaniel goes crawling into a corner looking for a reprieve as Hayers follows. The ref tries to hold Hayers back, but he's got the advantage and'll be darned if he'll give it up so easily. The problem is, he takes the ref out of the equation, causing him to miss a blatant thumb to the eye from Black!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" JR Come on, what was that!? HEYROSS Greco-Roman Eyelock. Traditional British wrestling hold JR. JR Right, sure. With Hayers blinded, Black pops him with a forearm. That creates some space for him to coming roaring out of the corner and TURNING HAYERS INSIDE OUT with a Discus Clothesline!! JR Black Lariat by Nathaniel Black! Working out the kinks in his leg briefly, Black drags Hayers slowly up by the hair. A clubbing blow to the back is followed by one to the chest, the punishment setting Hayers up for the next big move. Spinning Hayers around, Black applies a half nelson. With a handful of the tights he then lifts Hayers up, bringing him down across the knee with a Half Nelson Backbreaker! The crowd groan as Hayers bends violently over the knee and goes limp. HEYROSS Thanks for coming Tony. Cover by Black, forearm pressed against the jaw for good measure... 1... 2... FOOT ON THE ROPES! JR No, good ring awareness by Hayers. HEYROSS Ring awareness? That was pure luck JR. Glaring at the referee, Black drags Hayers into the centre of the ring and drops a knee to the chest. Rolling through, into the corner goes Black, heading up top again. And again he comes soaring with the knee, this time connecting, driving his 238 pounds down into the chest from high above! HEYROSS There we go! Jamie who? Not done just yet, Black brings Hayers back up to his feet. A firm shove in the back sends Hayers forward into a corner sternum first. Hayers staggers back, taking a hard forearm in the kidneys. And as Hayers doubles over from the punishment, Black latches onto the arm and applies the CROSSFACE CHICKENWING! JR Submission hold applied... Taking Hayers to the canvas, Black applies a bodyscissors and traps his opponent, centre of the ring... ...and the tapout is inevitable! *DINGDINGDING!* PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner... NATHANIEL BBLLLLAAAAAAAACCKK!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Releasing the hold, Black throws his arms in the air again and celebrates, rubbing his victory in the face of the crowd. Black then ducks his head through the ropes, getting in the face of the camera and telling the world that "that was British wrestling for yeh!" JR An impressive debut for Black here in WDW. He triumphs at Triumph and let's be fair, he delivered what he promised last week. HEYROSS He did that and more JR, he lived up to the hype, definately. Black continues to celebrate his victory as he leaves the ring, marching back up the aisle. HEYROSS There's a British wrestler for you. A true, tough, ruthless British wrestler. That 'bloke' is going places in WDW. Vinny Valentine is seen walking through the halls very confidently, before being stopped by Kevin Kelly. KELLY Vinny Valentine, I'd like to get your thoughts on your upcoming match with Ricky Hayabusa! VINNY Well, Kevin, I think I'm going to win, how's that? The wrestler always wins out over the fighter. He's gonna be Kung Fu Fighting...but this cat...*points at head*...fast as lightning, brother. Now, excuse me. KELLY But Vinny, wait...well, JR, Vinny Valentine very confident as he sets to meet the Shadow Dragon, Ricky Hayabusa. Let's go out to you in the ring.

Kevin Kelly is standing backstage with Denzel Spencer. KELLY Thank you, JR, and I'm standing here with Denzel Spencer, who is the newest signee of World Domination Wrestling, and is ready for action up next, in fact! Of course, Denzel is most known for his magnificent run as a member of Team Jamaica in the OAOAST's Tag Team World Cup, and has been on the OAOAST roster ever since, until now! Denzel, give us your thoughts on being WDW's newest superstar! SPENCER (Jamaican accent) I'm very excited, Kevin Kelly. You know, I didn't have much success in the OAOAST, but that will change here in World Domination Wrestling, I promise that. KELLY Not much face time for Denzel Spencer in the OAOAST, but that is sure to improve here in WDW, a very impressive athlete, getting set for your first match in front of 60,000 strong. SPENCER It's a great atmosphere. I performed in front of a lot of big crowds, this is one of the biggest, I can't wait. KELLY Nice speaking with you, Denzel, good luck in your match, now let's send it back to the ring! Master Blaster (Jammin') hits, and Spencer makes his way out, getting a nice pop. JR Denzel Spencer in his WDW debut! Let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring in his WDW debut, he hails from Montego Bay, Jamaica, and weighs in at 227 pounds...DENZELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! JR Oh, look who's here. HEYROSS YEAH BUDDY! One down, one to go! JR Yeah, think maybe you can try going man-on-man in this one? Without outside interference? HEYROSS I saw none of this interference that you speak of. JR Yeah. Spencer slides into the ring and poses on the buckles. PENZER His opponent, hailing from Trenton, New Jersey, weighing in at 230 pounds...Jeremy Rogers! *DING DING DING* JR So Denzel Spencer in his OAOAST debut, taking on Jeremy Rogers out of Trenton, New Jersey! HEYROSS You know, I remember that tournament that Kevin Kelly mentioned...you know who was on that team that won that tournament? JR Lemme guess. HEYROSS The Heartland champion, "After Hours" Felix Strutter! Who also, btw, went over Denzel Spencer and his team! Spencer ties up with Rogers, and grabs him in a side headlock. Rogers backs him into the ropes, and pushes him off. Rogers drops down, Spencer hops over, then Rogers gets up and puts his head down. Spencer turns and rolls backwards over the top of Rogers, then delivers a savate kick followed by a vertical suplex! JR And a nice sequence of moves by Denzel Spencer! Spencer gets up and delivers a snap legdrop, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Spencer picks Rogers up and attempts a bodyslam, but Rogers slides behind the back. JR But look at this counter! Rogers shoves Spencer into the ropes, and delivers a forearm shot to the back. JR And Jeremy Rogers starting to mount some offense! Rogers drops a knee to the back, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Rogers picks up Spencer and executes a bodyslam, then hops to the second rope. HEYROSS And what a shock if Denzel Spencer were to LOSE his first match in World Domination Wrestling! Rogers comes off with an elbow, but Spencer moves out of the way! JR Don't speak too soon! Spencer waits for Rogers to get to his feet, then delivers a foot to the gut, backs into the ropes, and executes a scissor kick! He pumps up the crowd, then whips Rogers hard into the corner and catches him coming out with a hurricanrana! JR Nice hurricanrana, and Denzel Spencer's heading outside, could be for that 450 splash! Spencer gets his balance, and flattens Rogers with the KINPUPPALICK~!!! JR There it is! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR And Denzel Spencer a winner in his WDW debut! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...DENZELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! JR Nice showing from Denzel Spencer, we expect big things from him in World Domination Wrestling! Cut backstage, where Thunderkid is seen arriving in the arena. JR And there is Thunderkid, who in our main event, will attempt to take the OAOAST Heartland title back home, as he challenges "After Hours" Felix Strutter, who has NOT arrived yet. HEYROSS He'll be here, don't you worry. JR Also conspicuous by his absence tonight, the World champion, Alfdogg! Where could he be? HEYROSS He told me he'd be here...but I haven't heard from him today. Weird. But he likes to keep to himself on the day of a big event, I have faith he'll make a big impact tonight!

KEVIN KELLY Thank you, JR, and I'm here with the challengers in our tag team title match, Jumbo to my right, and his partner, Deuce Deuce Bigelow! DEUCE Man, how exciting is this? WDW's return to PPV, and it's up to us to lead it off in a big way! And that's just what we're going to do, right, Jumbo? JUMBO That's right, Deuce! Right here in the RCA Dome, the home of the Super Bowl Champion Indianapolis Colts... *crowd cheers* JUMBO Me and the Gigolo are going to take those tag team titles, and we're going to leave Team Heyross's faces in the turf, haha! Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody plays as Jumbo is finishing his sentence, and the challengers head to the ring. KELLY Very confident challengers in Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo, JR! Let's go back to you! JR Thank you Kevin, and here we go, it's time for the WDW World tag team titles to be decided in our opener! Team Heyross defends against the newly-formed duo of Deuce Deuce Bigelow, and newest WDW signee Jumbo! Let's go to David Penzer! Deuce comes through the curtains, followed by Jumbo. Both men slap hands with the fans as they walk down the aisle. PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a one-hour time limit, and it is for the WDW World tag team championship! Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined weight of 830 pounds...introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada......DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! *crowd cheers* PENZER His tag team partner, from Chicago, Illinois...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JR A couple of fun-loving guys, good friends, and tonight they have a chance to become the World tag team champions! Jumbo and Deuce take a lap around the ring to give fives to the fans, then climb in and wait in their corner as Punishment by BIOHAZARD hits and Team Heyross walks through the curtains, flanked by their manager Rick Heyross. PENZER Their opponents, coming down the aisle accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross, at a combined weight of 485 pounds...they are the WDW World tag team champions...the team of Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!! JR And Team Heyross, despite their success in the OAOAST, never got the chances to run with the big prize! They've got that chance now, and are looking to make the most of it! Team Heyross slides into the ring and pose on the buckles, then, as Deuce drops his jacket outside the ring, both men hop down and dropkick him over the top rope! *DING DING DING* JR Sneak attack from the champs, and this one's under way! Jumbo goes after Benjamin, but gets jumped from behind by Moss, and a double-team ensues. Moss and Benjamin hammer on the back of Jumbo, then send him across the ring. Jumbo ducks a double clothesline, and flattens the champs with one of his own! JR And a big double clothesline from Jumbo! Moss retreats to a corner, and Jumbo waits for him to get to his feet, and whips Benjamin across into him. At this point, Deuce is back in the ring, and Jumbo grabs him by the arm and whips him into Team Heyross! Jumbo then backs into the far corner, getting the crowd into it, and charges, piling into all three men! JR And Team Heyross crushed in the corner, bailing out! The champs in trouble early! Jumbo and Deuce follow the champs out and engage in a slugfest, winning handily. Jumbo then grabs Moss, and Deuce grabs Benjamin, and the champs are whipped into one another! Jumbo then tosses Moss into the ring, and executes a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JR First cover of the match, and Jumbo gets two! Jumbo tags in Deuce, then bodyslams Moss. Deuce measures Moss, and drops a big elbow! JR Big-time elbowdrop from Deuce Deuce Bigelow! Deuce gets up, backs into the ropes, and drops another! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce gives Moss a gutwrench suplex, then tags in Jumbo, who holds Moss back for a savate kick before Deuce exits the ring. JR Nice kick from Deuce, and the challengers making quick tags! Jumbo hits a backbreaker on Moss, then sits down and applies a camel clutch! JR Submission hold applied by Jumbo, and that's a lot of weight for Moss to try to move across the ring! But he doesn't have to, because Benjamin jumps into the ring and nails Jumbo from behind. Jumbo stares down Benjamin as the referee ushers him out of the ring, then picks up Moss and tags Deuce. Jumbo assists Deuce in an Irish whip, and they drop Moss with a double elbow! As the referee ushers out Jumbo, Deuce runs to the ropes, only to have Benjamin pull them down and send him crashing to the floor! JR And a smart, if unethical move from the outside by Benjamin, behind the back of the referee, pulling down the ropes, and now Deuce is hurting! Heyross lays in some kicks on the floor, and is almost caught by the official, who sends him back to his corner. JR Get that guy back in his corner, come on, ref! Deuce attempts to slide back into the ring, but is stomped back down to the floor by Benjamin. Heyross, after allowing Deuce to get to his feet, grabs him from behind and shoves him into the steel steps! JR Oh, give me a break! However, Heyross didn't get away with this one, as the referee jumps out of the ring and ejects him from ringside! The crowd pops HUGE, and Heyross and his clients go ballistic. JR THERE you go! Get him out of here! While Benjamin joins Heyross in the argument with the referee, Moss gets off the apron and rolls Deuce back into the ring. Benjamin turns around, goes to the top rope, and drills Deuce with a missile dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JR Heyross may not be out there anymore, but he may have done enough to earn his team a win in this match! Benjamin whips Deuce into the ropes, and hits a Frankensteiner! He then tags in Moss, who picks him up and executes a Russian legsweep! Cover... 1... 2... Deuce kicks out again! JR But Deuce isn't going to quit on you! Moss picks up Deuce and tags in Benjamin, and the duo executes a double-bodyslam! Both men then drop elbows on Deuce, before Moss exits the ring. JR Nice teamwork by Team Heyross there, that's why they hold the World tag team titles! Benjamin drags Deuce over to the ropes, then chokes him by pushing his knee into the back of his head! The referee counts, and Benjamin releases at four. Moss jumps off the apron and does some more choking as the referee restrains Benjamin. This draws Jumbo into the ring, and the official meets him as Moss slides into the ring, and he and Benjamin quickly hit the DOUBLE GOOZLE on Deuce! JR And one of the trademark moves of Team Heyross, that double goozle! Benjamin covers, as Jumbo gets out and the referee counts... 1... 2... But Deuce kicks out yet again! JR And this is how bad Deuce wants it! Deuce will not quit! Moss chokes away at Deuce, breaking at the referee's four-count. Moss then ascends the top rope, and comes off...right onto the raised boot of Deuce! JR And now, Deuce really needs to make a tag! However Moss lands right by his corner, and is easily able to tag Benjamin in time for him to stop a tag attempt with a running elbowdrop to the back! Benjamin then turns and delivers a cheap shot to Jumbo, drawing him into the ring! The referee restrains him as Moss comes back in, and gives Deuce a slingshot, right into a Benjamin superkick! JR More great teamwork as the referee's back is turned! Benjamin covers... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Moss immediately comes back into the ring, and he and Benjamin set up a double suplex. However, Deuce is somehow able to block, and amazingly suplexes both members of Team Heyross! JR And a great show of power by Deuce! NOW can he make a tag? Deuce pulls himself towards an anxious Jumbo, as Moss starts to come to. Deuce inches closer and closer, and then, as Moss is just about to pull him back, Deuce falls into Jumbo and MAKES THE TAG~! JR Tag made, and it's Jumbo in there! Moss tries to beg off, but Jumbo scores with a foot to the midsection, then whips him into the ropes, and gives him a BIG backdrop! Clothesline for Benjamin! Clothesline for Moss! Jumbo gives Benjamin a trapped-arm belly-to-belly, and covers... 1... 2... NO! Moss saves! Moss and Benjamin pound on Jumbo, then whip him to the ropes, but Jumbo ducks a double clothesline and takes both men down with a running shoulderblock! JR And Jumbo came in there like a runaway freight train! Jumbo then sets Benjamin on the top rope and follows him up. JR And Jumbo could be going for his superplex here! However, before he can go up, Moss comes in with a knee to the back from behind. Benjamin stands up on the top rope, as Moss holds Jumbo, then comes off...but Jumbo moves, and Benjamin clotheslines Moss inadvertently! JR Miscommunication from the champs, and this could be the big chance for Jumbo and Deuce! Jumbo hammers away on Benjamin, then hooks him and executes the FINAL CUT~! Deuce is waiting on the top rope... JR This could be it... Deuce comes off with the FUNKY COLD MEDINA~!!! JR And there it is! We could have new champs, coming up! However, Felix Strutter rushes to the ring, distracting the referee as well as Jumbo. This allows Moss to slide in and DRILL Deuce right in the back of the head with one of the title belts! JR And Charlie Moss, behind the back of the referee, with the cheap shot with the belt! Moss then tackles Jumbo in the corner, and the two eventually spill outside, as Benjamin drapes his arm over Deuce and the referee counts... JR Oh, come on! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR Aw, that's BULLSHIT~! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, and STILL WDW World tag team champions...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!! JR Team Heyross getting away with highway robbery in this one, thanks to Felix Strutter as well as a shot from the title belt! Jumbo checks on Deuce, as the champs celebrate in the aisle along with Strutter. JR Well, folks, this one is far from over, I guarantee you that! Right now, let's go back to Kevin Kelly, who is with WDW's newest signing!

As much as I've ran down the Cavs leading into and throughout the playoffs, I'm thrilled to see that they proved me wrong. I am so sick of the Pistons; I can't recall seeing a bigger bunch of crybabies and self-promoters in my entire time watching basketball. Nothing personal, Detroit fans.

Realistically speaking, probably as good as we're going to get. O'Brien was doing pretty good with the Celtics until Ainge started trading everyone and he walked out. Though I am somewhat intrigued to see what Brian Shaw has should he get a job.

Since I never got around to posting a booking thread, here's the card save for KC's stuff: Live from Indianapolis, Indiana, June 2nd. OAOAST Heartland title "After Hours" Felix Strutter © vs Thunderkid WDW World tag team titles Team Heyross © vs Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo "Shadow Dragon" Ricky Hayabusa vs "Disco Duck" Vinny Valentine Also in action: "Sensational" Chris Stevens, plus WDW's newest signing.

I listened to much of the SAS interview on the way to work, and Kobe actually did say something to the effect of "I could be with the Clippers right now". That's pretty fucking surreal.

I have to say the combination of Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson in the booth is highly entertaining.