alfdogg

Odd choice for the trophy presentation.

The Grizzlies have reportedly come to terms with Marc Iavaroni to be their new head coach, with the announcement to be made tommorrow.

The crowd erupts as the cheaply made graphic appears on the big screen. JR And it's main event time here at WDW Triumph! OAOAST Heartland title on the line, so without further adieu, let's go to the ring! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits and Thunderkid gets a nice ovation as he makes his way to the ring. PENZER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a one-hour time limit, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 250 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK slides into the ring and poses on the buckles, then awaits as [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] hits, and Felix Strutter makes his entrance, accompaniedby Rick Heyross. JR And now here comes the champion! PENZER [i]And ladies and gentlemen, his opponent, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, and being accompanied by Rick Heyross, he weighs in at 220 pounds...he is the WDW Heartland champion, and the defending OAOAST Heartland champion...AFTER HOURS" FELIIIIIIIIIIIIIX STRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] Strutter takes his time getting into the ring, walking around it and jawing with fans. Finally, TK slides outside, and clotheslines him on the floor! JR TK tired of waiting around, taking matters into his own hands! TK slams Strutter's face on the apron, then rolls him inside. *DING DING DING* TK grabs Strutter, and drags him into a corner. TK delivers kicks to the midsection, then whips him across the ring. TK charges, but Strutter moves out of the way. TK backs out, and Strutter dropkicks him back into the corner. Strutter starts to hammer away, then whips TK back across the ring, but TK comes out with another clothesline! JR And TK with another big-time clothesline coming out of that corner! TK runs to the ropes, and hits another clothesline! A third takes Strutter over the top and to the floor! JR Strutter back out to the floor, as TK is looking great here in the early going! TK follows Strutter to the floor, and whips him into the steel steps! JR And of course, the rules of a HL title match are...there are none! TK rolls back into the ring. Strutter tries to climb back in, but TK hits him with a baseball slide and sends him back to the floor! TK goes outside again, ramming Strutter's head into the steps, then taking him around the ring and throwing him into the timekeeper's table. TK stops to play to the crowd, however, and as he moves back towards Strutter, he gets blasted over the head with the ring bell! JR TK's bell rung by Strutter right there, and the tide has turned! Strutter grabs a steel chair from ringside before sliding back into the ring. He sits on it in the corner and waits on TK. JR And Felix Strutter just waiting on TK, showing his arrogance... TK gets to his feet, and Strutter picks up the chair, challenging TK to get into the ring. He does, but not before grabbing a 2X4 from underneath the ring! JR And now, TK will attempt to even the score! TK holds the 2X4 baseball style, and swings as Strutter swings the chair! After three swings, Strutter drops the chair and shakes his hands off. JR And that's just the power of TK winning out in that exchange! TK waits for him to come around, and grabs the 2X4 with both hands, clotheslining him to the mat! Strutter rolls to the outside, and TK follows him out with a plancha! JR And look at the hangtime, as TK comes down on top of Strutter! TK hammers away with right hands, then tosses Strutter back into the ring. Strutter, however, gets a hold of the chair, and slams it across the back of TK as he slides in! JR But Strutter taking advantage once again, with a chair shot to the back! Strutter holds the chair up in the air, receiving boos from the crowd. He then picks up TK, delivering a snap suplex, and goes to the top with chair in hand. JR And Strutter setting up something big here... Strutter comes off the top with a CHAIR LEGDROP, but TK rolls out of the way! TK grabs Strutter, picking him up in a PRESS SLAM~! and tossing him all the way down to the floor! JR And a long, hard fall for Felix Strutter! TK goes to the apron once again, and pulls out a stop sign! JR And NOW we're pulling out the heavy artillery! TK picks the sign up overhead and brings it down on the head of Strutter! Strutter staggers backward and falls over the security wall into the crowd! TK follows, and Strutter tries to escape! TK and Strutter end up backstage, where TK catches up to Strutter, hammering him on the back, and throwing him into a stack of beer kegs, which then fall onto Strutter. JR And Felix Strutter showered with those beer kegs, after being introduced to them by TK, who is getting closer to taking that belt back! TK follows Strutter over to the stack, and picks up a keg. As he raises it overhead, Strutter gets his hands on one and tosses it at TK, hitting him in the abdomen! Strutter then grabs the keg and rams TK in the back with it, before picking him up and taking him back out to the arena. Strutter carries a keg along in one hand, and nails TK with it in the aisle, before going to the side of the ring, and pulling a LADDER out from underneath it, drawing a pop from the crowd! JR And now it's Strutter going underneath the ring, and coming up with a ladder! Strutter slides the ladder into the ring, then rolls TK inside. Strutter drops a knee to the sternum of TK, then picks him up for a suplex. JR Felix could be looking to drop him on the ladder here! TK blocks, then blocks a second time. He then picks Strutter up, turns around while still holding him, and drops him with a SUPLEX ON THE LADDER! JR And Felix Strutter sent down hard, his anatomy colliding with that ladder! And guess who won! TK then rolls to the outside, and reaches under the apron. He crawls halfway under the ring to grab something, before coming out with a BARBED-WIRE BASEBALL BAT~! The crowd goes CRAZY! JR And now this match could be getting dangerous! These are the perils of the Heartland division! TK waits for Strutter to get up, then takes a HOME RUN SWING, but Strutter ducks and hits a low blow! Strutter then rolls over and grabs the bat. Strutter measures, then delivers a shot to the gut with the bat, then uses it to trip TK down to his back! Strutter then gets down on the mat and begins to rake the bat across the face of TK, opening a wound on his forehead! JR And TK has been cut open by that barbed wire! Strutter then picks up TK, and delivers a gutwrench suplex onto the ladder! JR And NOW, it's TK who's back meets the ladder! Strutter runs to the ropes and goes for a somersault senton, but TK rolls out of the way and Strutter lands on the ladder! TK then crawls over and grabs the bat, and Strutter turns around to receive a shot in the face! JR GAWD ALMIGHTY~! Barbed wire to the face! And now it's Strutter, who's been busted open! TK drops an elbow on Strutter, then rolls out of the ring and throws the keg inside. TK then rolls back in and lays the bat between his legs, as the crowd IMMEDIATELY begins to groan in agony. JR Oh GAWD no! TK picks up the keg, and DROPS IT ON THE BAT, causing Strutter to roll around on the mat in agony! Several fans in the front row can be seen holding their nuts and groaning in agony. TK sets up the ladder, then rolls outside the ring and grabs a TABLE from underneath! TK pushes the table into the ring, then rolls in and sets it up. By this time, however, Strutter has recovered, and drills TK in the back with the beer keg! JR But Felix Strutter quick to recover! Say what you want about the guy's attitude, he's got a lot of fight, a lot of heart! Strutter then delivers a shot to the head, and TK rolls onto the table. Strutter walks around to the other side, and slowly starts climbing the ladder. TK slowly rolls off the table, and follows Strutter up on the table side. TK catches him at the top, and the two begin to exchange punches. JR These two gladiators, one representing WDW, one representing the OAOAST, jousting for position on the top of this ladder! TK wins the slugfest, then sets up a suplex! Strutter quickly fires punches to the midsection, then thumbs TK in the eye. Strutter climbs up a couple rungs, then flips over, POWERBOMBING TK THROUGH THE TABLE! JR TK right through that table! GAWD AS MY WITNESS, he is broken in half! Strutter lays on the mat for a few seconds, then inches over and covers... 1... 2... NO!!! TK gets a shoulder up! JR But there's still plenty of fight left in TK! Strutter picks up TK, and hits a double-arm DDT! He the runs to the ropes, and follows up with a somersault senton splash! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up again!!! Strutter rolls to the outside, and finds another item wrapped in barbed wire, this time a STEEL CHAIR~! JR And more barbed wire coming into play! Strutter raises the chair, and SLAMS it across the back of TK! JR Imagine the PAIN shooting through the BODY of TK! TK rolls on the mat, rolling over to a corner. Strutter waits for him to get up, then charges with the chair...but has kicked back into his FACE by TK! TK then comes out of the corner, and drops an ELBOW onto the chair, which is lying on Strutter's face! JR What punishment these guys are taking! This is BRUTAL! TK then grabs the chair, as Strutter begs off. The crowd starts to cheer loudly, as TK raises the chair in the air! Strutter rolls out of the ring, and TK gives chase into the crowd! They run past the beer kegs again, then back through the entryway, where Strutter trips and falls in the aisleway. He begs off of TK again, when suddenly, Rick Heyross grabs the chair from TK! JR Oh, look at this now! TK turns around, and stalks Heyross down the aisle. Heyross runs, and TK gives chase! JR Get him! He can't outrun you for too long! TK finally catches up to Heyross, but when he does, Strutter has recovered long enough to bring the chair across his back! JR And Rick Heyross was a distraction just long enough for Strutter to perhaps seize the advantage! Strutter catches his breath, then slowly drags TK back to the ring. He tosses him inside and makes an immediate cover... 1... 2... TK gets a foot on the rope! JR And TK still hanging on! Strutter pulls TK's leg off the ropes, and hooks it... 1... 2... Kickout! JR Another two-count, and look at the wreckage caused by this brutal match! Strutter grabs the chair, and stands over TK. He taunts the crowd, drawing ENORMOUS boos. He then raises the chair overhead, but when he does, TK sits up and delivers a low blow! Strutter falls backwards to the mat, and TK rolls over and grabs the chair. He waits for Strutter to get up, then tosses the chair into his hands, before hitting a BICYCLE KICK~! JR And once again, that chair kicked back into the face of Strutter! TK covers... 1... 2... NO!!! Strutter gets a shoulder up! TK picks up Strutter, and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout again!!! TK charges Strutter for another bicycle kick, but Strutter ducks, and executes a standing hurricanrana! Strutter hooks the legs... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Both men catch their breath, then Strutter the chair and jams it into the midsection of TK, before executing a DDT onto it! Strutter leans on the ropes to catch his wind some more, then rolls to the outside, grabbing a stuffed pillowcase. JR Somehow, I don't think anyone will be comfortable sleeping on that pillow! Strutter raises the pillowcase in the air, drawing boos, then rolls into the ring. He grabs a handful of THUMBTACKS out of the pillowcase, sprinkling them on the mat, as the crowd buzzes. JR And indeed, Strutter has found the thumbtacks! Strutter then grabs a handful and throws them on TK on the mat, before dumping the rest of the pillowcase out on the mat. Strutter picks up TK, then goes for a bodyslam. TK slips behind the back, and puts a foot to the gut, setting him up for a powerbomb! However, Strutter blocks, and BACKDROPS HIM INTO THE TACKS! JR And TK's body meets those thousands of thumbtacks! Look at TK's back COVERED in those tacks! Strutter carefully drops a knee to TK's sternum, then positions the ladder. JR And now what could the champ be setting up? Strutter climbs the ladder, stopping to pose at the top, drawing boos. He then steps over, and goes for a BIG SPLASH, but TK moves, and Strutter LANDS IN THE TACKS~! JR :o Strutter sits there for a second with a wide-eyed look on his face, then jumps up, hopping around, until TK grabs him. TK delivers a FALLAWAY SLAM to Strutter, RIGHT INTO THE TACKS~! JR :o :o :o TK then signals for the end! JR And TK says he's going to take the belt home! TK picks up Strutter, and hooks him in a front facelock...then releases when he sees Quentin (I almost typed Shelton here) Benjamin slide into the ring! JR Team Heyross is here! TK delivers right hands to Benjamin, then ducks a big swing, and executes an atomic drop, sending him right into Charlie Moss, who just slid in! JR And TK fighting the odds here, sending the tag team champs back out of the ring! Strutter hits TK weakly from behind, but it's enough for TK to turn his attention to him long enough for Team Heyross to once again attack from behind! They hammer TK to the mat, then wait for him to get back to his feet, before Moss runs to the ropes, and they execute the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! JR And the Double Goozle! Aw, don't let this match end this way! However, the 3-on-1 is broken up as Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo make their way to the ring! JR But here come Deuce and Jumbo to even the odds! They hammer away on the champs and deposit them from the ring, leaving the actual contestants in the match in the ring. Security comes out to break up the tag team brawl as TK sets up Strutter once again! JR And now, it looks like TK will finish the job! Suddenly, one of the guards slides in, grabs the barbed-wire chair and decks TK from behind! TK arches his back as he turns around, and takes a shot to the head! The guard then removes his helmet and shades to reveal ALFDOGG~! JR Aw, son of a bitch! Alf smirks, as TK is on the mat in pain, then slowly exits the ring to boos. JR We all wondered why Alf had not made an appearance at this PPV, well, he's certainly appeared in a big way tonight! Damn it! Strutter gets to his feet, then drags TK over into the tacks...and plants him with the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!!!11111 JR And Strutter seals the deal, with the Thunder Bay Throttle right into the tacks! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!!!! *DING DING DING* JR DAMN IT! Strutter rolls off of TK and lays on the mat. PENZER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FELIIIIIIIIIIIIIX STRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] JR A grueling, violent matchup, and it's been tainted by the egregious outside interference of Team Heyross and Alfdogg! Strutter is presented both of his belts as he's helped up by Team Heyross, who then helps him out of the ring. JR Well, I guarantee you, this one is FAR from over. Thunderkid will be back, I have no doubts about that! As Strutter has his arms raised by Team Heyross in the aisle, TK has recovered, and stares them all down. JR And that look from TK confirms my suspicions, he's not done with these guys, not by a long shot! But tonight is Felix Strutter's night, as he retains the OAOAST Heartland title! For Rick Heyross and Kevin Kelly, I'm Jivin' JR, we'll see you on Monday for more World Domination Wrestling! [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

That was one of the top suitors when he was a FA. Marion & Banks for Kobe, possibly?

I overreacted on this one, guys. I was likely in a bad mood that night, and probably should just have suspended him for a bit. I know this sounds bad, but had I known the banning would receive as much criticism as it has (especially from guys like Ripper and VX, who I thought I got along with) I wouldn't have done it. I probably should have known that, but whatever.

Sure, why not

I hear Leena's got some big-time Jew lawyers that can make life rough for TSM. I'd watch my ass if I was on that mod staff!

At least I can feel safe now knowing that I shall never suffer the indignity and embarassment of being placed on this list.

We'll have three pages by the top of the hour. If this thread went less than 15, I'd be surprised.

[i]Disco Duck[/i] hits, and Vinny Valentine makes his way out. JR Two of WDW's finest set to square off in our next match! Let's go to the ring! PENZER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, NY, weighing in at 228 pounds..."THE DISCO DUCK" VINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!![/i] JR Valentine simply laid out the challenge on Monday, and here we are! Simple as that! I question the wisdom of Valentine making the challenge, but he looks confident! HEYROSS What we have here is a wrestler vs a fighter! Vinny Valentine is going to use strategy and smarts, and Ricky Hayabusa will be taken totally off his game! Valentine climbs into the ring confidently, as the music of Ricky Hayabusa plays, and the crowd gets to its feet. JR Well, we're about to find out! Hayabusa walks slowly down the aisle, never taking his eyes off his opponent. PENZER [i]And his opponent, hailing from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 225 pounds..."THE SHADOW DRAGON" RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAYABUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] Hayabusa climbs into the ring, as Valentine has a worried look on his face. The lights come on, and the bell rings. *DING DING DING* Hayabusa goes to his corner to remove his backet, and Valentine attacks! HEYROSS And already, just as I said, Vinny Valentine using his smarts! JR Hayabusa took his eye off the ball, very uncharacteristic! Valentine backs Hayabusa into the ropes, and attempts an Irish whip. Hayabusa reverses, then drops down, and catches Valentine with a double chop to the midsection, then lifts his head up, and chops him to the mat! JR But it didn't last long! Now it's Hayabusa in control! Hayabusa picks up Valentine, and wrings his arm, then delivers a roundhouse to the midsection, then one to the face. He then unwrings the arm and delivers a back kick to the face, knocking him to the mat! JR A nice flurry from Ricky Hayabusa, and Vinny Valentine looks to be in huge trouble! Hayabusa scales the top rope, and waits for Valentine to get to his feet... HEYROSS Wow, this could be it right here! Hayabusa comes off with a BIG chop right between the eyes! He then kneels on Valentine's chest and does a martial arts pose. JR Here's the cover! 1... 2... 3!!! JR BIG, impressive win for Ricky Hayabusa! PENZER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match..."THE SHADOW DRAGON" RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAYABUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] HEYROSS I can't believe this! JR Well, clearly, Vinny Valentine bit off a little more than he could chew! HEYROSS Vinny will be back! He's a tough guy from the streets of Brooklyn! JR It'll have to be another night, because this is Ricky Hayabusa's night! Cut outside, where Felix Strutter is seen entering the arena. Strutter is wearing an all-black suit with a red & white candy-striped tie. JR But will it be Felix Strutter's night, when he takes on Thunderkid in our main event? HEYROSS The champs are in the building, ladies and gentlemen! JR That and much more tonight her at Triumph!

Name: Ricardo Montana, bka "Jumbo" Age: Mid 30's Height: 6'5" Weight: 440 lbs. Hometown: Chicago, Illinois Alignment: Face Stable affiliation: None Wrestling style: Brawler/Big Man Theme music: "Sweet Home Chicago" - Blues Brothers Entrance Style: Struts through the curtains in tune to the music after the lyrics begin him his theme music. Walks down the aisle high fiving fans. Ring attire: See picture Entrance attire: Red leather jacket (much like Usher wears sometimes), sunglasses as seen above Finishing Moves: The XL Splash -- after downing an opponent, Jumbo will run off the ropes, come back, leap into the air, and crash down onto his opponent with all his weight in a splash. Final Cut/Eye of the Hurricane Signature Moves Superplex BIG BOOT Press Slam Basic moveset: Just a lot of punches, an occasional bodyslam or whatever, maybe sandwiching the guy in the corner. Maybe a kick or two, I dunno. Use your imagination. He's big and strong and frighteningly slow. Manager/valet/sidekick: He was one for Chris Stevens, so again, if that counts. Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: likes to dance History/Background/Career Highlights: Jumbo showed up on the scene in late 2004 as Chris Stevens' new image consultant. It was later revealed to be a farce, and Jumbo was outed as the man who actually attacked Hoff under Chris Stevens' orders. After Hoff DESTROYED Jumbo on an episode of HeldDOWN, Stevens appeared to have fired the enforcer. But that too was a ruse. However, once Stevens was put on the shelf, Jumbo had to make it on his own. In late 2005, Jumbo became a part of the super stable, Stevens/Heyross Incorporated, in feuding with Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, and even Sandman9000. The war culminated in Alfdogg's victory over Chris Stevens in a Christmas Deathmatch at Climax. Following the loss, Rick Heyross cut ties with the former CSI, and while Chris Stevens and Jay Richards faded from the scene, Jumbo has really had a chance to show his personality, and the fans have ultimately warmed up to the big guy. FIX YOUR PICTURE, HOFF

Credits Alf KC Special Thanks Adam

The opening video plays for World Domination Wrestling, conveniently enough prominently featuring footage of Alfdogg, Team Heyross and Felix Strutter from recent weeks and in the case of Alfdogg, from WDW's days past. Some of the other stars get a brief look-in too, the likes of Deuce Deuce Bigalow, Jamie O'Hara and Chris Stevens. The video package ends with the now familiar shot from the ground shown with a red tint, with Rick Heyross, Alfdogg, and Axel standing left to right and looking down into the camera smiling, fading into the WDW logo... ...and with that, we are live in Cin... (Cincinnati) ci... (Cincinnati) na... (Cincinnati) ti, Ohio for Week 3 of World Domination Wrestling! The fans whoop and holler as the camera pans around them, before we go directly to Rick Heyross and the legend that is Jivin' JR at ringside! JIVIN' JR Hello, everyone, and welcome to Cincinnati, Ohio, for another edition of World Domination Wrestling! I'm Jivin' JR, and this is Rick Heyross, who will have a lot of stock in tonight's main event! RICK HEYROSS Oh yeah, tonight we've got a big six-man tag match...it won't be much of a match, but a match nontheless! JR It'll be Rick's group of Team Heyross and "After Hours" Felix Strutter, facing the interesting combination of Thunderkid, Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo! That and a whole lot more tonight, we've got Jamie O'Hara in action, as well as Chris Stevens... Axel is seen walking to the ring. HEYROSS Look who's on his way! The boss! JR Axel, the owner of World Domination Wrestling, out here to grace us with his prescence, unexpectedly... Axel steps through the ropes, and gets the mic from David Penzer. AXEL Cincinnati, Ohio! *crowd cheers* AXEL Got a big six-man tag tonight for the people here in Cincinnati! *crowd cheers* AXEL I mean, we got the WDW World tag team champions, Team Heyross... *crowd boos* AXEL And the WDW AND OAOAST Heartland champion, "After Hours" Felix Strutter... *crowd boos* AXEL Taking on WDW's Deuce Deuce Bigelow... *crowd cheers* AXEL And OAOAST stars Thunderkid and Jumbo. *mixed reaction* AXEL Now, I made this match, because last week, Jumbo had the NERVE to interfere in WDW affairs as a ticket-buyer, as a FAN! A WDW FAN! So, Jumbo, if you want to get into WDW affairs, you're going to get an up-close look tonight! *crowd cheers* AXEL In fact...let's up the ante a little bit! Jumbo, I'll make you a deal...I've got a contract back in my office with your name on it! JR Wow! AXEL And should you score the winning fall in tonight's match...(Axel giggles) doubtful...I'll let you sign that contract, and make you a WDW superstar! *crowd cheers* AXEL And, not only that...but at Triumph, I'll give you and you newfound friend, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, a shot at Team Heyross and the World tag team titles! *crowd cheers* JR That's a lot of incentive for the big man! AXEL But I KNOW that with the FINE team Rick Heyross has put together tonight, there's no WAY you'll come out of tonight a winner! Right, Rick? Rick is shown at ringside with a stunned look on his face, lip quivering, as he nods in agreement. AXEL Right! So, as unfamiliar as I'm sure this sounds to you, we'll see you in the main event, Jumbo! JR A big announcement from Axel, and Rick Heyross seems to be bearing a heavy burden here! HEYROSS Wh...what are you talking about? There's no way Jumbo can pin any of MY guys! You can't be serious! JR Folks, we'll be right back! Commercial break

A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." Punishment by BIOHAZARD starts up, and Rick Heyross leads out his team of Charlie Moss & Quentin Benjamin. JR Main event time here on World Domination Wrestling, a big-time six-man tag match! Let's go to the ring! PENZER The following is a six-man tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Coming down the aisle, led by their manager, Rick Heyross...at a total combined weight of 703 pounds...introducing first, they are the WDW World tag team champions, the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!! Moss and Benjamin roll into the ring and pose on the buckles, drawing boos. JR Lot of gold in the Rick Heyross camp, he's got the tag team champions of the world, and he's got this man! Je t'adore, je t'adore... Girls, Girls, Girls plays, and pink lights fill a dark arena. Felix Strutter walks out confidently with the "WDW" Heartland belt around his waist. PENZER And their partner, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, he is the OAOAST and WDW Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FELIIIIIIIIIIIIIX STRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! JR And of course, Strutter won the OAOAST Heartland title from Thunderkid about a month ago, and Thunderkid last week made the challenge, which was accepted, to meet "After Hours" Felix Strutter at Triumph, hoping to take the title back to the OAOAST! God of Thunder hits, and Thunderkid comes through the curtains, drawing a mixed reaction. PENZER Their opponents...introducing first, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, and weighing in at 250 pounds...representing the OAOAST...THUNDERKID!!!!! JR A mixed bag for TK tonight, some of the fans like him, others don't like his affiliation with the OAOAST! Sweet Home Chicago hits, and Jumbo makes his way down the aisle. The reaction for Jumbo is a little more positive. PENZER From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JR And Jumbo was in the crowd last week as a guest of Deuce Deuce Bigelow, and Axel said earlier tonight that if Jumbo scores the winning fall in this match, he will earn a contract with World Domination Wrestling, as well as a shot at Team Heyross at Triumph! And there are some fans here who would love to have him! Jumbo gives a high-ten to TK, as Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody hits and Deuce Deuce Bigelow comes through the curtains. PENZER And hailing from from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 390 pounds...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! Deuce meets up with TK and Jumbo at ringside, and they all slide into the ring together. *DING DING DING* JR And it's chaos here already! All six men brawl in the ring, with TK's side getting the better of it. TK clotheslines Moss over the top rope, and Jumbo does the same to Benjamin on the other side! Moss and Benjamin make their way over for a meeting with Heyross, only to have it broken up when Strutter is tossed out on top of them, courtesy of a Deuce press slam! JR And the power of Deuce Deuce Bigelow broke up that little confab! Deuce's team celebrates in the ring, until Moss and Benjamin pull Jumbo out under the ropes, and Strutter joins in for a 3-on-1 slugfest! JR And Jumbo singled out by Heyross's crew! Deuce climbs out to come to Jumbo's aid, and is double-teamed by Strutter and Moss. As the five men slug it out on the floor, TK grabs the ropes, and executes a PLANCHA~!, leaving all six men laying on the floor as the crowd goes crazy! JR And the crowd loving it here in Cincinnati! Everyone lays around for a bit, then TK gets to his feet first and hammers away at Strutter. Team Heyross brawls with Deuce & Jumbo outside the ring, and then TK rolls inside as Charlie Moss is thrown in by Jumbo. Charlie Moss is whipped to the ropes and ducks a chop, only to be met with a BIG clothesline from TK! JR Lot of force behind that TK clothesline! TK picks up Moss and gives him a suplex! He then drops a knee to the sternum and tags in Jumbo. TK gives Moss a bodyslam in the middle of the ring, then Jumbo backs into the ropes and drops an elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Jumbo gives Moss a backbreaker, and covers again... 1... 2... Kickout! Jumbo puts Moss in a front facelock, then tags in Deuce, who comes in and delivers a HUGE forearm to the back! JR And some nice teamwork from Deuce and Jumbo! Deuce backs him into the corner and follows up with stiff forearms to the chest. Deuce then pulls Moss out of the corner and delivers a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce goes to pick up Moss, but Moss goes to the eyes and tags in Benjamin. Benjamin goes to the top rope, and hits a missile dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JR And the momentum shifts quickly in this match! Benjamin picks up Deuce, and goes for a suplex. However, Deuce blocks, then blocks a second time, before giving Benjamin a suplex of his own! Deuce picks Benjamin up, then whips him to the ropes, catching him with a big shoulder check! JR Tremendous force from Deuce there, and Quentin Benjamin is hurting right now! Deuce tags Jumbo back in, then picks up Moss in a bearhug. Jumbo climbs in, backs into the ropes, and drives his body into Benjamin, sandwiching him! Benjamin rolls on the mat, and Jumbo picks him up and delivers a big scoop slam! Jumbo then drops an elbow and tags Deuce right back in. JR Fast tags by Deuce's team, they're working very well as a team right now, while the Heyross side, which was supposed to have all the continuity, has made just one tag! Deuce traps the right arm of Quentin Benjamin, and hits a belly-to-belly suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce waits for Benjamin to get up and goes to the ropes, but Moss hits a knee right in the lower back! Deuce drops to his knees holding the back, and Benjamin kicks him in the face, sending him out to the floor. Benjamin draws Jumbo into the ring, while Strutter drops to the floor and throws Deuce right into the steel steps! JR And a sneak attack by Strutter, sending Deuce right into the steel steps! Look at the pained expression on his face! Strutter picks Deuce up and tosses him back into the ring. Benjamin then picks him up and whips him into the ropes, bouncing off of the ropes himself and hitting a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JR and the tide has definitely turned in this one! Benjamin whips Deuce hard into the corner, and catches him coming out with a Frankensteiner! He plays to the crowd, drawing boos, then tags Moss back in. Moss and Benjamin hit the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! JR And there's that Double Goozle, the move that has been perfected by Team Heyross! Moss covers as Benjamin gets out of the ring. 1... 2... Shoulder up! JR But Deuce barely able to escape! Moss and Benjamin give Deuce a double back suplex, then Moss tags in Felix Strutter. JR Well, look who finally decided to check in! Strutter stomps away at Deuce on the mat, then delivers a snap legdrop to the back of the head. He turns him over, and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! JR But Deuce still fighting against defeat! Strutter picks up Deuce and delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Strutter tags Moss back in, and Moss hooks Deuce around the neck and right arm, dropping him with an STO backbreaker! Moss then grabs the legs of Deuce. JR And Moss could be setting up for the Mossy Knoll! Moss turns Deuce to his left, but can't turn it all the way over. So he tries to turn the other way, also unsuccessful. He drops the legs, and drives an elbow into Deuce's sternum, then grabs the legs once again, and turns him over this time, applying the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! JR And there it is! As Deuce struggles to escape the hold, Jumbo climbs in and clotheslines Moss from behind, breaking up the hold! JR But Jumbo in there to make the save! Remember, he has a job with this company as well as a title shot at stake! Moss gets to his feet, and delivers a neckbreaker to Deuce, then Benjamin goes to the top rope. Moss meets him, and they set up a rocket launcher. JR And no tag made here, as Benjamin goes upstairs! Moss tosses Benjamin off, but Deuce lifts the knees up and Benjamin lands on them! JR And now Deuce needs to tag! Deuce inches over to his corner, but Moss picks him by the foot. Benjamin makes his way over to grab Deuce, as well, but the referee intercepts him. As this is happening, Deuce breaks free of Moss's grip, and makes a tag to Jumbo! JR And there's the tag, but the referee didn't see it! Jumbo goes after Moss, but the referee turns around and forces him out. JR And he doesn't allow it. Moss and Benjamin whip Deuce into the ropes. Deuce ducks a double clothesline, and hits one of his own! After lying on the mat for a second, he rolls over and makes the tag to TK! JR The referee saw that one, and now TK in there! TK jumps in and takes down Benjamin with a clothesline! TK takes Moss down with a clothesline! Strutter jumps in and charges TK, but TK backdrops him over the top rope! JR And Strutter trying to surprise TK, but he got sent to the floor! TK follows Strutter out and hammers him with right hands, then floors him with a clothesline! TK then slides back into the ring and catches Benjamin with an overhead belly-to-belly! He then grabs Moss, and gives him a fallaway slam! TK with a cover... 1... 2... NO! Benjamin makes the save! Moss and Benjamin whip TK into the ropes, but they both put their heads down. TK kicks Benjamin, then gives Moss a small package! 1... 2... NO! Moss kicks out! Benjamin jumps TK from behind, and whips him into the ropes. Benjamin attempts a clothesline, but TK ducks, then sends Benjamin over the top rope with a clothesline of his own! Moss then sneaks up on TK and delivers a low blow! JR And Moss with a cheap shot from behind! Moss rolls up TK... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Moss then tags in Benjamin after he gets back up on the apron. As Deuce and Strutter slug it out on the floor, Benjamin floors TK with a superkick! Benjamin then climbs to the top rope... JR And Quentin Benjamin going up high... Benjamin tries a somersault senton, but TK rolls out of the way! JR But nobody home! TK gets to his feet, and delivers a foot to the gut, then drills Benjamin with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 JR And the Thunderbolt DDT from Thunderkid! TK tags in Jumbo, then knocks Moss off the apron! JR And Jumbo gets the tag, and will try for the pin! Jumbo backs into the ropes, and delivers the XL SPLASH~!!! JR And there it is! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR That's it! He got the pin! Jumbo is the newest employee of World Domination Wrestling! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match...the team of THUNDERKID, DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW, and JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JR And not only that, but he will team with Deuce Deuce Bigelow at Triumph, for a shot at the WDW World tag team titles! What a night this has been! Strutter tries to slide in the ring, but TK blocks him off, as Moss pulls Benjamin out from the outside. Jumbo and Deuce celebrate in the ring. JR The same can not be said for Rick Heyross, however, he's got a lot to worry about this Saturday! Good night, everyone! FADE TO BLACK

Disco Duck hits, and Vinny Valentine makes his way out. JR Wait a minute...this is supposed to be Ricky Hayabusa in action here... Valentine dances around the ring, and grabs a mic. JR What is he doing out here? VALENTINE Yeah, I know, you people were expecting the Shadow Dragon, as you call him... *crowd boos* VALENTINE And I'm sure he'll be here any second. But before he does, I want him to here this. JR It's spelled "hear", you idiot. VALENTINE You fancy yourself a big martial arts specialist, a fighting machine...how about me, and you, one-on-one, at Triumph? How do you like tha... The music of Ricky Hayabusa plays, and Valentine is in the ring seeming worried. JR I think you got your answer, Vinny! Hayabusa walks to the ring, and Valentine slides out of the ring when he gets to the apron. When Hayabusa slides in, his opponent attacks! *DING DING DING* JR And Corey Nelson had the door opened for him, thanks to Vinny Valentine! Nelson whips Hayabusa into the ropes, and executes a powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Nelson picks up Hayabusa, and executes a vertical suplex! Nelson then goes to the top rope... JR And Chris Nelson going for it all here... But Hayabusa moves out of the way! JR And getting nothing! Hayabusa starts laying in kicks to the midsection, then delivers a spin kick to the side of the head! JR BIG kick from Hayabusa! Hayabusa then goes to the top, waits on Nelson...and drills him right between the eyes with a big chop! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR And Ricky Hayabusa sending a big message to Vinny Valentine! PENZER The winner of the match...RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAYABUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Valentine is shown with a scared look on his face at ringside, as Hayabusa stares him down from the ring. JR And Vinny Valentine doesn't seem so confident, looking into the eyes of his Triumph opponent, Ricky Hayabusa! Cut backstage, where Rick Heyross is seen psyching up his crew. JR And there is Rick Heyross, getting his troops ready for our big six-man main event, it's next, after this break! Commercial break

*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! Chris Stevens walks through the curtains, greeted with boos. He stops to look in his mirror, then looks up and jaws at fans as he walks to the ring. JR We're back, and we go to David Penzer, as Chris Stevens prepares for action! PENZER The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Rochester, Minnesota, and weighing in at 221 pounds..."SENSATIONAL" CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS SSSSTEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSS!!!!! JR Of course, Chris Stevens, another former OAOAST star who is finding much success in World Domination Wrestling! HEYROSS As well as much fascination with his rugged good looks! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 225 pounds...Steven Christopher! Stevens removes his robe and hands it to the referee, who then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Stevens and Christopher circle the ring. They tie up, and Stevens grabs a sides headlock. Christopher attempts a back suplex, but Stevens drops behind the back and charges. Stevens attempts a clothesline, but Christopher ducks, then hops over Stevens, and catches him with a big backdrop! JR And a nice backdrop from Christopher! Christopher picks up Stevens and whips him across the ring, flooring him with a back elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Christopher whips Stevens into a corner, and charges, but Stevens moves out of the way! Stevens then catches Christopher from behind, and drops him with a side slam! JR Nice move by Chris Stevens, and of course checking the hair! Stevens picks up Christopher and backs him into a corner. He stands him up, and starts laying in European uppercuts. JR And Chris Stevens with those European uppercuts that he's known for! Stevens executes a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Stevens picks up Christopher and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a HIGH KNEE~! HEYROSS And Chris Stevens is going for the kill! Stevens waits for Christopher to get to his feet, then knocks him right back down with a SUPERKICK~! Stevens then climbs to the top rope...and delivers the FROG SPLASH~!!! JR That'll do it! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* PENZER The winner of the match..."SENSATIONAL" CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS SSSSTEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSS!!!!! JR Chris Stevens with another victory, heading into Triumph! Stevens does his Rick Martel pose, then walks back to the locker room. The (TV) screen goes black, and soft music accompanied by wind instruments plays, and a spotlight slowly raises over an all black wrestling ring with red ring ropes. (voiceover) In the beginning, the land was pure. Even in the early morning light, you could see the beauty in the forms of nature. Head shot of Alfdogg looking off into the distance. Soon men and women of every color... Shot of an Asian man doing martial arts poses in the shadows. And shape... Shot of an overweight tattooed man wearing colorful clothing. Would be here too. And they would find it all too easy sometimes not to see the colors... Shot of Chris Stevens smashing said tattooed man from behind with a mirror. ...and to ignore the beauty in each other. Shot of Alf delivering a beltshot to CWM. But they would never lose sight of the dream. Head shot of Jamie O'Hara looking off into the distance. The bitter world that they could unite... Shot of Team Heyross looking at each other, then turning to look at the camera with a smirk on their faces. And build together...in Triumph. As the last line is spoken, a camera shot from the ground is shown with a red tint, with Rick Heyross, Alfdogg, and Axel standing left to right and looking down into the camera smiling. The screen then fades into another announcement. World Domination Wrestling presents: WDW Triumph Coming Saturday, June 2 Can You Feel It? Commercial break

As we return to the show, "Chelsea Dagger" by The Fratellis plays through the P.A. Rounding the ring, a blond, spikey haired newcomer walks towards the announce table and shakes hands with both Heyross and JR, before turning to the fans and pumping his fists into the air. The crowd seem pretty non-plussed. JIVIN' JR Fans, this is certainly a treat as we're joined by a true international star. Nathaniel Black, welcome to WDW! NATHANIEL BLACK (in a thick Cockney accent) How's it goin' lads? JR Well, a big announcement has been made. You will make your in-ring debut for World Domination Wrestling, Saturday night at Triumph. And this will be your first taste of WDW action. BLACK Yeah. Lookin' forward to seeing what you've got round 'ere for me. "Fix Up, Look Sharp" by Dizzee Rascal pumps through the arena and Jamie O'Hara strides out through the entrance, nodding his head as the crowd erupt. PENZER The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first... he hails from Birmingham, England. Weighing one hundred, seventy three pounds... "THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY"... JJJAAAAAAMMMMMIIIIIIEEEEEEE... O'HHHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!! O'Hara slaps a few more hands than last week as he makes his way down to the ring. Still he's got something to say to the world though, jawing away as he enters the ring. PENZER And, in the ring, from Wichita, Kansas and weighing one hundred, eighty eight pounds... CCLLLAAAARRRK FFFRRRREEEEEEEEEMMMAAAAAANN!! The rookie gives a thumbs-up to the fans. They're more concerned with O'Hara though as he climbs the turnbuckles. JR So, a fellow Brit in action here. BLACK Mmm. Looks like a bit of a yob if you ask me. *DINGDINGDING!* The straggly haired Freeman comes out of the corner looking for a handshake on the bell. O'Hara just looks at the hand for a while before mouthing off at the youngster. So instead we get a lock-up. BLACK Look at that. No respect. Jockeying for position, O'Hara and Freeman end up in a corner. Freeman manages to pin O'Hara in, but gives a clean break on the referee's say-so. O'Hara doesn't appreciate that and shoves Freeman in the chest. Eager to show he's no pushover, Freeman shoves back. And gets a forearm for his trouble! A second! And a third! Freeman staggers away from the corner as O'Hara pushes onto the middle rope, soaring off with a Blockbuster! JR Impressive move! O'Hara covers... 1... 2... Freeman out at two. JR When O'Hara is in full flow, there may be no-one more exciting to watch in WDW! BLACK If you like that sorta thing, I guess. O'Hara pulls Freeman to his feet, popping him with another forearm. An irish whip is reversed though, Freeman looking for a backdrop as O'Hara rebounds. With a 180 twist, O'Hara is able to get back to back with Freeman. And as he gets thrown in the air, he's able to backflip and land on his feet! O'HARA OOIIIIII! "OI!" Around turns Freeman, surprised to see O'Hara up. The surprise prevents him from moving, in time to avoid a Busaiku Knee Kick to the face! "YYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" With Freeman dazed, The Birmingham Bad Boy sets and uncoils with a STANDING 450 SPLASH!! BLACK What the hell was that!? 1... 2... NO! HEYROSS Mr. Black, you don't sound too impressed so far. BLACK Well, it's impressive. It just ain't wrestling. It's all 'razmatazz', as you Yanks like to call it. Waiting on Freeman to get back up, in the corner O'Hara crouches down. As soon as Freeman reaches his feet O'Hara goes to the middle rope again. This time though, as he goes for the Blockbuster, Freeman is able to sidestep, causing J-OH to frontflip to the canvas! BLACK See, you'll never catch me doing something that bloody moronic in a wrestling match. Cover by Freeman... 1... 2... No! Freeman looks to take control now. Front facelock, into a nice vertical suplex, with a floatover... 1... 2... No! Back up again, Freeman whips O'Hara into the corner. The Kansas native tries to follow in with a clothesline. But O'Hara suddenly slinks through the top and middle ropes, narrowly avoiding the charge! Freeman hits the turnbuckles chest first, stumbling into O'Hara who hangs him up on the top rope. As Freeman falls, Jamie then scales the turnbuckles. Up top, O'Hara sets, the crowd buzzing as he soars through the air, CONNECTING WITH A SHOOTING STAR LEGDROP!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" JR Stick that in the highlight reel! BLACK Ugh! Rolling on top, O'Hara hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3!!! *DINGDINGDING!* PENZER Your winner of the match... JJAAAAAAAMMMIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE... O'HHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAA!!! As O'Hara's hand is raised in victory, Black's headset can be heard hitting the table. Black walks over and takes the microphone from Penzer, entering the ring as O'Hara begins to play up his victory. JR Now, what's this about? O'Hara turns around and looks surprised for a moment as Black holds up a hand, telling him to calm down. BLACK Now... I'm new around these parts. But, WDW invited me to come along, all the way over from Japan to watch the show tonight. Seeing as I'm gonna be debuting, Saturday night an' all. I come out 'ere to commentate on a wrestling match... an', what do I get? I get you. Some scrawny little chav flipping around like a bloody jack-monkey! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BLACK You know, I was pretty 'appy when they said there was a British wrestler on the card tonight. Because let's face it, we British, we made wrestling what it is today. Just like we made all the other sports the world's claimed as their own. We made wrestling. I'm proud to be British. And let me tell you something sunshine, you may be 'British' but you sure as heck ain't a British wrestler, okay! I came back to America for one reason. To show all of you ungrateful Yanks that the British are the best in the world! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BLACK An' I came to show these people some real wrestling. Some British wrestling. Not this bollocks you just served up. Look at yeh, eh? I bet you ain't even old enough to remember World Of Sport. You're barely old enough to be out of short trousers... Black looks at the increasingly angry O'Hara. BLACK ...infact, it looks like you're still wearin' your short trousers. Well, let me fill you in on something, 'mate'. I am Nathaniel Black and I am the flag-bearer of British wrestling. I'm not some glorified circus act like you. So, if you wanna know what real British wrestling is like, you can watch me at Triumph and I'll teach you a lesson or two, how's that? Black 'passes' the microphone to O'Hara. It falls at The Birmingham Bad Boy's feet though, O'Hara looking thoroughly POed as Black strides off. JR Wow. You know, I respect that man's ability in the ring, but I had no idea he had such a lousy attitude! HEYROSS Lousy attitude? What are you talking about JR, he's trying to set this kid straight, that's all. JR Jamie O'Hara doesn't need to be 'set straight' as far as I'm concerned. And what right does Nathaniel Black have to claim that he's the 'flagbearer for British wrestling'? I don't care what he says, O'Hara is a British person, therefore he's a British wrestler. HEYROSS Well, we'll see at Triumph. We can compare him to what Nathaniel Black shows us. JR And I'm sure O'Hara will be there too. O'Hara's pissed-off mug is seen in the camera as we cut to a... Commercial break

But Steve Javie's a respected veteran!

JR And it's now time for the WDW World tag team titles to be decided! Team Heyross defends against the newly-formed duo of Deuce Deuce Bigelow, and newest WDW signee Jumbo! Let's go to David Penzer! [i]Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody[/i] plays, and Deuce comes through the curtains, followed by Jumbo. Both men slap hands with the fans as they walk down the aisle. PENZER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WDW World tag team championship! Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined weight of 830 pounds...introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada......DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* PENZER [i]His tag team partner, from Chicago, Illinois...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] JR A couple of fun-loving guys, good friends, and tonight they have a chance to become the World tag team champions! Jumbo and Deuce take a lap around the ring to give fives to the fans, then climb in and wait in their corner as [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Team Heyross walks through the curtains, flanked by their manager Rick Heyross. PENZER [i]Their opponents, coming down the aisle accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross, at a combined weight of 485 pounds...they are the WDW World tag team champions...the team of Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!![/i] JR And Team Heyross, despite their success in the OAOAST, never got the chances to run with the big prize! They've got that chance now, and are looking to make the most of it! Team Heyross slides into the ring and pose on the buckles, then, as Deuce drops his jacket outside the ring, both men hop down and dropkick him over the top rope! *DING DING DING* JR Sneak attack from the champs, and this one's under way! Jumbo goes after Benjamin, but gets jumped from behind by Moss, and a double-team ensues. Moss and Benjamin hammer on the back of Jumbo, then send him across the ring. Jumbo ducks a double clothesline, and flattens the champs with one of his own! JR And a big double clothesline from Jumbo! Moss retreats to a corner, and Jumbo waits for him to get to his feet, and whips Benjamin across into him. At this point, Deuce is back in the ring, and Jumbo grabs him by the arm and whips him into Team Heyross! Jumbo then backs into the far corner, getting the crowd into it, and charges, piling into all three men! JR And Team Heyross crushed in the corner, bailing out! The champs in trouble early! Jumbo and Deuce follow the champs out and engage in a slugfest, winning handily. Jumbo then grabs Moss, and Deuce grabs Benjamin, and the champs are whipped into one another! Jumbo then tosses Moss into the ring, and executes a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JR First cover of the match, and Jumbo gets two! Jumbo tags in Deuce, then bodyslams Moss. Deuce measures Moss, and drops a big elbow! JR Big-time elbowdrop from Deuce Deuce Bigelow! Deuce gets up, backs into the ropes, and drops another! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce gives Moss a gutwrench suplex, then tags in Jumbo, who holds Moss back for a savate kick before Deuce exits the ring. JR Nice kick from Deuce, and the challengers making quick tags! Jumbo hits a backbreaker on Moss, then sits down and applies a camel clutch! JR Submission hold applied by Jumbo, and that's a lot of weight for Moss to try to move across the ring! But he doesn't have to, because Benjamin jumps into the ring and nails Jumbo from behind. Jumbo stares down Benjamin as the referee ushers him out of the ring, then picks up Moss and tags Deuce. Jumbo assists Deuce in an Irish whip, and they drop Moss with a double elbow! As the referee ushers out Jumbo, Deuce runs to the ropes, only to have Benjamin pull them down and send him crashing to the floor! JR And a smart, if unethical move from the outside by Benjamin, behind the back of the referee, pulling down the ropes, and now Deuce is hurting! Heyross lays in some kicks on the floor, and is almost caught by the official, who sends him back to his corner. JR Get that guy back in his corner, come on, ref! Deuce attempts to slide back into the ring, but is stomped back down to the floor by Benjamin. Heyross, after allowing Deuce to get to his feet, grabs him from behind and shoves him into the steel steps! JR Oh, give me a break! However, Heyross didn't get away with this one, as the referee jumps out of the ring and ejects him from ringside! The crowd pops HUGE, and Heyross and his clients go ballistic. JR THERE you go! Get him out of here! While Benjamin joins Heyross in the argument with the referee, Moss gets off the apron and rolls Deuce back into the ring. Benjamin turns around, goes to the top rope, and drills Deuce with a missile dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JR Heyross may not be out there anymore, but he may have done enough to earn his team a win in this match! Benjamin whips Deuce into the ropes, and hits a Frankensteiner! He then tags in Moss, who picks him up and executes a Russian legsweep! Cover... 1... 2... Deuce kicks out again! JR But Deuce isn't going to quit on you! Moss picks up Deuce and tags in Benjamin, and the duo executes a double-bodyslam! Both men then drop elbows on Deuce, before Moss exits the ring. JR Nice teamwork by Team Heyross there, that's why they hold the World tag team titles! Benjamin drags Deuce over to the ropes, then chokes him by pushing his knee into the back of his head! The referee counts, and Benjamin releases at four. Moss jumps off the apron and does some more choking as the referee restrains Benjamin. This draws Jumbo into the ring, and the official meets him as Moss slides into the ring, and he and Benjamin quickly hit the DOUBLE GOOZLE on Deuce! JR And one of the trademark moves of Team Heyross, that double goozle! Benjamin covers, as Jumbo gets out and the referee counts... 1... 2... But Deuce kicks out yet again! JR And this is how bad Deuce wants it! Deuce will not quit! Moss chokes away at Deuce, breaking at the referee's four-count. Moss then ascends the top rope, and comes off...right onto the raised boot of Deuce! JR And now, Deuce really needs to make a tag! However Moss lands right by his corner, and is easily able to tag Benjamin in time for him to stop a tag attempt with a running elbowdrop to the back! Benjamin then turns and delivers a cheap shot to Jumbo, drawing him into the ring! The referee restrains him as Moss comes back in, and gives Deuce a slingshot, right into a Benjamin superkick! JR More great teamwork as the referee's back is turned! Benjamin covers... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Moss immediately comes back into the ring, and he and Benjamin set up a double suplex. However, Deuce is somehow able to block, and amazingly suplexes both members of Team Heyross! JR And a great show of power by Deuce! NOW can he make a tag? Deuce pulls himself towards an anxious Jumbo, as Moss starts to come to. Deuce inches closer and closer, and then, as Moss is just about to pull him back, Deuce falls into Jumbo and MAKES THE TAG~! JR Tag made, and it's Jumbo in there! Moss tries to beg off, but Jumbo scores with a foot to the midsection, then whips him into the ropes, and gives him a BIG backdrop! Clothesline for Benjamin! Clothesline for Moss! Jumbo gives Benjamin a trapped-arm belly-to-belly, and covers... 1... 2... NO! Moss saves! Moss and Benjamin pound on Jumbo, then whip him to the ropes, but Jumbo ducks a double clothesline and takes both men down with a running shoulderblock! JR And Jumbo came in there like a runaway freight train! Jumbo then sets Benjamin on the top rope and follows him up. JR And Jumbo could be going for his superplex here! However, before he can go up, Moss comes in with a knee to the back from behind. Benjamin stands up on the top rope, as Moss holds Jumbo, then comes off...but Jumbo moves, and Benjamin clotheslines Moss inadvertently! JR Miscommunication from the champs, and this could be the big chance for Jumbo and Deuce! Jumbo hammers away on Benjamin, then hooks him and executes the FINAL CUT~! Deuce is waiting on the top rope... JR This could be it... Deuce comes off with the FUNKY COLD MEDINA~!!! JR And there it is! We could have new champs, coming up! However, Felix Strutter rushes to the ring, distracting the referee as well as Jumbo. This allows Moss to slide in and DRILL Deuce right in the back of the head with one of the title belts! JR And Charlie Moss, behind the back of the referee, with the cheap shot with the belt! Moss then tackles Jumbo in the corner, and the two eventually spill outside, as Benjamin drapes his arm over Deuce and the referee counts... JR Oh, come on! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR Aw, that's BULLSHIT~! PENZER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, and STILL WDW World tag team champions...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!![/i] JR Team Heyross getting away with highway robbery in this one, thanks to Felix Strutter as well as a shot from the title belt! Jumbo checks on Deuce, as the champs celebrate in the aisle along with Strutter. JR Well, folks, this one is far from over, I guarantee you that!

OK, actually it's just RealGM. HoopsHype has Noah in that spot, and InsideHoops has Conley. Although I read that Ainge said he wasn't drafting a point, because he sees Rondo as being better than any of the points in this draft.

The few mocks I've seen so far have Yi as the projected pick for the Celts.

According to ESPN, Brian Hill will not be back with the Magic, and the Bobcats will hire Sam Vincent as their new head coach.

A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD starts up, and Rick Heyross leads out his team of Charlie Moss & Quentin Benjamin. JR Main event time here on World Domination Wrestling, a big-time six-man tag match! Let's go to the ring! PENZER [i]The following is a six-man tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Coming down the aisle, led by their manager, Rick Heyross...at a total combined weight of 703 pounds...introducing first, they are the WDW World tag team champions, the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!![/i] Moss and Benjamin roll into the ring and pose on the buckles, drawing boos. JR Lot of gold in the Rick Heyross camp, he's got the tag team champions of the world, and he's got this man! [color=pink][b]Je t'adore, je t'adore...[/color][/b] [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] plays, and pink lights fill a dark arena. Felix Strutter walks out confidently with the "WDW" Heartland belt around his waist. PENZER [i]And their partner, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, he is the OAOAST and WDW Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FELIIIIIIIIIIIIIX STRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! JR And of course, Strutter won the OAOAST Heartland title from Thunderkid about a month ago, and Thunderkid last week made the challenge, which was accepted, to meet "After Hours" Felix Strutter at Triumph, hoping to take the title back to the OAOAST! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid comes through the curtains, drawing a mixed reaction. PENZER [i]Their opponents...introducing first, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, and weighing in at 250 pounds...representing the OAOAST...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] JR A mixed bag for TK tonight, some of the fans like him, others don't like his affiliation with the OAOAST! [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits, and Jumbo makes his way down the aisle. The reaction for Jumbo is a little more positive. PENZER [i]From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] JR And Jumbo was in the crowd last week as a guest of Deuce Deuce Bigelow, and Axel said earlier tonight that if Jumbo scores the winning fall in this match, he will earn a contract with World Domination Wrestling, as well as a shot at Team Heyross at Triumph! And there are some fans here who would love to have him! Jumbo gives a high-ten to TK, as [i]Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody[/i] hits and Deuce Deuce Bigelow comes through the curtains. PENZER [i]And hailing from from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 390 pounds...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!![/i] Deuce meets up with TK and Jumbo at ringside, and they all slide into the ring together. *DING DING DING* JR And it's chaos here already! All six men brawl in the ring, with TK's side getting the better of it. TK clotheslines Moss over the top rope, and Jumbo does the same to Benjamin on the other side! Moss and Benjamin make their way over for a meeting with Heyross, only to have it broken up when Strutter is tossed out on top of them, courtesy of a Deuce press slam! JR And the power of Deuce Deuce Bigelow broke up that little confab! Deuce's team celebrates in the ring, until Moss and Benjamin pull Jumbo out under the ropes, and Strutter joins in for a 3-on-1 slugfest! JR And Jumbo singled out by Heyross's crew! Deuce climbs out to come to Jumbo's aid, and is double-teamed by Strutter and Moss. As the five men slug it out on the floor, TK grabs the ropes, and executes a PLANCHA~!, leaving all six men laying on the floor as the crowd goes crazy! JR And the crowd loving it here in Cincinnati! Everyone lays around for a bit, then TK gets to his feet first and hammers away at Strutter. Team Heyross brawls with Deuce & Jumbo outside the ring, and then TK rolls inside as Charlie Moss is thrown in by Jumbo. Charlie Moss is whipped to the ropes and ducks a chop, only to be met with a BIG clothesline from TK! JR Lot of force behind that TK clothesline! TK picks up Moss and gives him a suplex! He then drops a knee to the sternum and tags in Jumbo. TK gives Moss a bodyslam in the middle of the ring, then Jumbo backs into the ropes and drops an elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Jumbo gives Moss a backbreaker, and covers again... 1... 2... Kickout! Jumbo puts Moss in a front facelock, then tags in Deuce, who comes in and delivers a HUGE forearm to the back! JR And some nice teamwork from Deuce and Jumbo! Deuce backs him into the corner and follows up with stiff forearms to the chest. Deuce then pulls Moss out of the corner and delivers a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce goes to pick up Moss, but Moss goes to the eyes and tags in Benjamin. Benjamin goes to the top rope, and hits a missile dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JR And the momentum shifts quickly in this match! Benjamin picks up Deuce, and goes for a suplex. However, Deuce blocks, then blocks a second time, before giving Benjamin a suplex of his own! Deuce picks Benjamin up, then whips him to the ropes, catching him with a big shoulder check! JR Tremendous force from Deuce there, and Quentin Benjamin is hurting right now! Deuce tags Jumbo back in, then picks up Moss in a bearhug. Jumbo climbs in, backs into the ropes, and drives his body into Benjamin, sandwiching him! Benjamin rolls on the mat, and Jumbo picks him up and delivers a big scoop slam! Jumbo then drops an elbow and tags Deuce right back in. JR Fast tags by Deuce's team, they're working very well as a team right now, while the Heyross side, which was supposed to have all the continuity, has made just one tag! Deuce traps the right arm of Quentin Benjamin, and hits a belly-to-belly suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce waits for Benjamin to get up and goes to the ropes, but Moss hits a knee right in the lower back! Deuce drops to his knees holding the back, and Benjamin kicks him in the face, sending him out to the floor. Benjamin draws Jumbo into the ring, while Strutter drops to the floor and throws Deuce right into the steel steps! JR And a sneak attack by Strutter, sending Deuce right into the steel steps! Look at the pained expression on his face! Strutter picks Deuce up and tosses him back into the ring. Benjamin then picks him up and whips him into the ropes, bouncing off of the ropes himself and hitting a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JR and the tide has definitely turned in this one! Benjamin whips Deuce hard into the corner, and catches him coming out with a Frankensteiner! He plays to the crowd, drawing boos, then tags Moss back in. Moss and Benjamin hit the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! JR And there's that Double Goozle, the move that has been perfected by Team Heyross! Moss covers as Benjamin gets out of the ring. 1... 2... Shoulder up! JR But Deuce barely able to escape! Moss and Benjamin give Deuce a double back suplex, then Moss tags in Felix Strutter. JR Well, look who finally decided to check in! Strutter stomps away at Deuce on the mat, then delivers a snap legdrop to the back of the head. He turns him over, and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! JR But Deuce still fighting against defeat! Strutter picks up Deuce and delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Strutter tags Moss back in, and Moss hooks Deuce around the neck and right arm, dropping him with an STO backbreaker! Moss then grabs the legs of Deuce. JR And Moss could be setting up for the Mossy Knoll! Moss turns Deuce to his left, but can't turn it all the way over. So he tries to turn the other way, also unsuccessful. He drops the legs, and drives an elbow into Deuce's sternum, then grabs the legs once again, and turns him over this time, applying the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! JR And there it is! As Deuce struggles to escape the hold, Jumbo climbs in and clotheslines Moss from behind, breaking up the hold! JR But Jumbo in there to make the save! Remember, he has a job with this company as well as a title shot at stake! Moss gets to his feet, and delivers a neckbreaker to Deuce, then Benjamin goes to the top rope. Moss meets him, and they set up a rocket launcher. JR And no tag made here, as Benjamin goes upstairs! Moss tosses Benjamin off, but Deuce lifts the knees up and Benjamin lands on them! JR And now Deuce needs to tag! Deuce inches over to his corner, but Moss picks him by the foot. Benjamin makes his way over to grab Deuce, as well, but the referee intercepts him. As this is happening, Deuce breaks free of Moss's grip, and makes a tag to Jumbo! JR And there's the tag, but the referee didn't see it! Jumbo goes after Moss, but the referee turns around and forces him out. JR And he doesn't allow it. Moss and Benjamin whip Deuce into the ropes. Deuce ducks a double clothesline, and hits one of his own! After lying on the mat for a second, he rolls over and makes the tag to TK! JR The referee saw that one, and now TK in there! TK jumps in and takes down Benjamin with a clothesline! TK takes Moss down with a clothesline! Strutter jumps in and charges TK, but TK backdrops him over the top rope! JR And Strutter trying to surprise TK, but he got sent to the floor! TK follows Strutter out and hammers him with right hands, then floors him with a clothesline! TK then slides back into the ring and catches Benjamin with an overhead belly-to-belly! He then grabs Moss, and gives him a fallaway slam! TK with a cover... 1... 2... NO! Benjamin makes the save! Moss and Benjamin whip TK into the ropes, but they both put their heads down. TK kicks Benjamin, then gives Moss a small package! 1... 2... NO! Moss kicks out! Benjamin jumps TK from behind, and whips him into the ropes. Benjamin attempts a clothesline, but TK ducks, then sends Benjamin over the top rope with a clothesline of his own! Moss then sneaks up on TK and delivers a low blow! JR And Moss with a cheap shot from behind! Moss rolls up TK... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Moss then tags in Benjamin after he gets back up on the apron. As Deuce and Strutter slug it out on the floor, Benjamin floors TK with a superkick! Benjamin then climbs to the top rope... JR And Quentin Benjamin going up high... Benjamin tries a somersault senton, but TK rolls out of the way! JR But nobody home! TK gets to his feet, and delivers a foot to the gut, then drills Benjamin with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 JR And the Thunderbolt DDT from Thunderkid! TK tags in Jumbo, then knocks Moss off the apron! JR And Jumbo gets the tag, and will try for the pin! Jumbo backs into the ropes, and delivers the XL SPLASH~!!! JR And there it is! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR That's it! He got the pin! Jumbo is the newest employee of World Domination Wrestling! PENZER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match...the team of THUNDERKID, DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW, and JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] JR And not only that, but he will team with Deuce Deuce Bigelow at Triumph, for a shot at the WDW World tag team titles! What a night this has been! Strutter tries to slide in the ring, but TK blocks him off, as Moss pulls Benjamin out from the outside. Jumbo and Deuce celebrate in the ring. JR The same can not be said for Rick Heyross, however, he's got a lot to worry about this Saturday! Good night, everyone! [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

Here's what I came up with through Chad Ford's draft machine. This doesn't factor in Hibbert pulling out. 1. Portland - Greg Oden, Ohio St. 2. Seattle - Kevin Durant, Texas 3. Atlanta - Mike Conley, Ohio St. 4. Memphis - Corey Brewer, Florida 5. Boston - Yi Jianlian, China 6. Milwaukee - Al Horford, Florida 7. Minnesota - Brandan Wright, UNC 8. Charlotte - Julian Wright, Kansas 9. Chicago - Spencer Hawes, Washington 10. Sacramento - Roy Hibbert, Georgetown 11. Atlanta - Joakim Noah, Florida 12. Philadelphia - Jeff Green, Georgetown 13. New Orleans - Al Thornton, Florida St. 14. LA Clippers - Acie Law, Texas A&M

According to media outlets in Houston, Adelman will be announced as new coach of the Rockets on Wednesday.