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  1. [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid makes his way out.
    
    COLE
    King of the Ring matchup coming up, featuring Thunderkid of the Deadly Alliance!  Let's go to Michael Buffer!
    
    BUFFER
    [i]The following is a first-round King of the Ring matchup, scheduled for one fall!  Making his way to the ring, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance...THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!![/i]
    
    TK climbs into the ring and poses on the buckles, drawing boos.  He then warms up, as [i]Master Blaster (Jammin')[/i] hits, and Denzel gets a big reaction as he makes his way onto the stage.
    
    BUFFER
    [i]His opponent...from Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 225 pounds...he is the OAOAST Heartland champion...DENNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i]
    
    COLE
    And Coach, in my opinion, no wrestler in the OAOAST improved more dramatically over the year 2009 than this man, Denzel Spencer!
    
    COACH
    Well, he's not one of my favorites, Cole, but when you look at his accomplishments, he definitely made some huge strides!
    
    Denzel sets his pyro off, then hands his belt to the referee, who calls for the bell.
    
    *DING DING DING*
    
    COLE
    Denzel handing over his Heartland title, which of course is not on the line in this match!
    
    TK and Denzel circle the ring, and tie up.  TK grabs a side headlock, then takes Denzel down to the mat.  TK cinches in on the headlock, then Denzel rolls him over...
    
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    TK rolls back over, then tries to pull down more, but Denzel slips free and hooks in a hammerlock!
    
    COLE
    Ooh, nice escape there by Denzel!
    
    TK quickly gets to the ropes, then makes his way to his feet after Denzel breaks.  The two move in on one another again, and this time TK delivers a kick to the gut, then whips Denzel into the ropes.  TK goes for a clothesline, but Denzel ducks, and takes down TK with an armdrag!  TK quickly gets to his feet, and gets caught in a drop toe hold!  TK gets to his feet again, and Denzel hits him with a dropkick, sending him over the top to the floor!
    
    COLE
    Nice string of offense by Denzel, and TK has to regroup!
    
    Denzel cuts TK off as he gets onto the apron, but TK grabs him around the head with both hands and drops to the floor, hanging Denzel up!
    
    COACH
    But a nice move there, let's see if he can follow up!
    
    TK picks up Denzel and hammers away with European uppercuts, then brings him out and executes a gutwrench suplex!  Cover...
    
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    Kickout!
    
    TK gets to his feet, and drops a knee to the sternum!  Cover...
    
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    Kickout!
    
    TK picks Denzel up, and whips him into the corner, then charges...but Denzel moves out of the way!
    
    COLE
    Nobody home on the corner charge!
    
    COACH
    And TK went right with that right shoulder into the corner!
    
    Denzel grabs the arm, and starts delivering blows to the shoulder, then wrings the arm, stepping out to the apron, and dropping to the floor!
    
    COLE
    Nice strategy by Denzel, working over an appendage of the bigger, stronger TK!
    
    Denzel hooks the arm behind the back of TK, and scoops him up, slamming him onto it!  Cover...
    
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    Kickout!
    
    Denzel picks up TK, and wrings the arm once again, but gets backed into the ropes by TK, who then whips Denzel into the ropes, and plants his left elbow into his sternum!
    
    COLE
    And a BIG elbow from TK!
    
    TK retreats to a corner to rest his arm, before eventually making his way back to Denzel and tossing him to the outside.  TK lets Denzel climb to the apron, then delivers a forearm blow to the chest!  He then snapmares Denzel back into the ring, drops an elbow, and covers...
    
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    Kickout!
    
    TK picks up Denzel and attempts to ram him into the buckles, but Denzel blocks, and rams TK instead!  Denzel delivers right hands, then sets up an Irish whip, but TK reverses, and attempts a clothesline, but Denzel ducks, and hits a flying bodypress!
    
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    Kickout!
    
    TK gets to his feet in time to floor Denzel with a clothesline!
    
    COLE
    And TK looking really sharp in this first-round King of the Ring match!
    
    TK dumps Denzel to the outside once again, and this time follows him out, grabbing him around the waist and ramming him back first into the apron, then lifting him in the air for a PRESS SLAM~!
    
    COLE
    No, not on the floor!
    
    However, Denzel manages to wiggle free, and delivers some right hands, then grabs TK in a side headlock, but TK shoves him off into the ringpost!
    
    COACH
    But just when you think Denzel catches a break, TK comes right back!
    
    TK tosses Denzel back inside, then rolls inside, and scoops him up, executing a FALLAWAY SLAM~!  Cover...
    
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    Kickout!
    
    TK then whips Denzel into the ropes, and catches him with a powerslam!  Cover...
    
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    Kickout!
    
    TK climbs to the top rope, but takes too much time in doing so, and Denzel shakes the ropes, causing TK to rack himself!  Denzel then leaps high for a dropkick, knocking TK to the outside!
    
    COLE
    And that may have been the break that Denzel needed!
    
    COACH
    Mistake there by TK, too busy going back and forth with the fans as he climbed the ropes!
    
    Denzel catches his breath, then takes a couple steps back, then does a HANDS-FREE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! onto TK!
    
    COLE
    Denzel going for it all, and he got it!
    
    Denzel picks up TK and tosses him back inside, then climbs to the top rope, and hits a MISSILE DROPKICK~!  Cover...
    
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    NO!  Shoulder up!
    
    Denzel delivers a foot to the gut, then hits TK with a SCISSOR KICK~!  Cover...
    
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    Kickout!
    
    Denzel then scoops TK onto his shoulders, and goes into an AIRPLANE SPIN~!
    
    COLE
    And an airplane spin!  How about this?
    
    Denzel drops TK forward onto his back, holding onto his legs, then executing a rolling cradle!
    
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    Kickout!
    
    Denzel whips TK into the corner, then goes for the handspring elbow, but TK moves, then runs to the ropes, flooring him with a BICYCLE KICK~!
    
    COLE
    And what a KICK from TK!
    
    COACH
    That's got to be it!
    
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    NO!  Denzel gets the shoulder up!
    
    COLE
    But no, Denzel comes out!
    
    TK picks up Denzel, and hooks him for the SCORPION DEATHDROP~!!!!!11111, but Denzel swings his right hand up a couple times, dazing TK.  Denzel tries to turn out, but TK hangs on with a side headlock, and tries to take him over, but Denzel does a FRONT FLIP to escape!
    
    COLE
    Look at that escape!
    
    Denzel hits TK with a Codebreaker, then climbs to the top rope...and comes off with the KINPUPPALICK~!!!!!11111
    
    COLE
    Denzel with his 450 splash!
    
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    COLE
    And Denzel Spencer advances!
    
    BUFFER
    [i]The winner of the match...DENNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i]
    
    COLE
    Denzel will meet the winner of the match between Tim Cash and CPA in the semifinals!
    
    COACH
    Well, Reject can't be happy about this one!  We've already seen one member of the Deadly Alliance removed tonight!
    
    COLE
    Indeed, the fallout from this will be most interesting!  Right now, let's go to...


  2. Vinny Valentine vs Deuce Deuce Bigelow
    
    Deuce started off fast, hammering Vinny with clubbing forearms and flattening him with various power moves.  Deuce dominated the whole match and looked well on his way to an appearance in the Rumble, until the Burrough Boys hit the ring.  Deuce fought them all off, as Vinny pulled a chain out of his tights.  He took a swing from the apron, but Deuce ducked, and attempted to suplex Vinny back in.  However, Vinny popped him with the chain on the way over, landing on top and earning a trip to the Lethal Rumble.
    
    WINNER: Vinny Valentine

     

    Alfdogg & Denzel Spencer vs Thunderkid & Reject
    
    Alf and Denzel were able to control the former tag team champions at the start, surprisingly, but Denzel was blindsided from the apron by Reject, allowing Thunderkid to take control with power moves.  For the next several minutes, TK and Reject controlled Denzel, showing why they held two tag titles together with various double team moves.  Denzel was finally able to tag in Alf after a miscue, and Alf cleaned house on both guys.  All four men got into a brawl eventually, with TK and Denzel spilling to the floor.  Reject went up to the top rope, but Alf tripped him up, and hit him with a top rope superplex.  He covered, but the referee was distracted by TK and Denzel, allowing Mr. Dick to slide in and break the count, hitting Alf with the belt.  MD holds the belt in Alf's face and taunts him, letting him know that it will be his after he wins the Lethal Rumble.  He then exits and Reject covers, but only gets two.  MD hops onto the apron and argues with the referee, as Reject sizes up Alf for the Eulogy.  MD then talks trash to the fans, as Alf blocks the Eulogy, and shoves Reject into MD from behind!  Reject then staggers into Alf, who trips him up and locks him in the Sharpshooter, which after a brief struggle from Reject, gets his team the win.
    
    WINNERS: Alfdogg & Denzel Spencer


  3. [b]Vinny Valentine and Mariano vs The Christ Air Express[/b]
    
    Vinny attempts to rebound from the PATD breakup with a new partner, as he joins forces with 1/4 of the Burrough Boys.  However, the CAE takes command early, flooring Vinny and Mariano with various aerial moves.  CAE is in total control of the match, as MEL sends Mariano to the floor.  However, Luther rolls out from under the apron as MEL's back is turned, switching with Mariano, who disappears under the ring.  When MEL goes to pick up Luther, Luther pulls him into the steel steps, then begins to stomp away on him.  He tosses him inside and gets a two-count off a split-legged moonsault, then tags in Vinny, who wears him down with power moves, then hooks in a Boston crab.  MEL manages to crawl over and reach the ropes, and Vinny tags in Luther.  Luther attempts a hurricanrana from the top rope, but MEL catches him with a powerbomb, then tags in MARV, but the referee misses it while distracted by Vinny.  As the referee puts MARV out, Waldo switches places with Luther, and drills MEL with a gourdbuster, getting a two-count.  Waldo tags in Vinny, and the two attempt a double clothesline, but MEL ducks and floors both men with a bodypress, quickly rolling off and tagging MARV, who comes in and delivers clotheslines to both men.  Eventually a donnybrook breaks out, and MARV hits Waldo with a jawjacker, but the cover is broken by Vinny.  MARV fights off Vinny while Quincy switches out with Waldo, and sneaks up behind MARV, hitting him with the Tanooki Suit, which sets up Vinny's Night Fever legdrop from the top to pick up the win.
    
    [b]WINNERS: Vinny Valentine and Mariano[/b]

     

    We cut backstage to Alfdogg, who is holding his Feud of the Year Angle Award in his left hand, and has his other arm wrapped around Vinny Valentine in a headlock, forcing him to hold the microphone up to him.  He talks about his feud with Reject, and how deserving it was of the award, and congratulates Krista for matching his feat of two Superstar of the Year awards, then tells her she better get back soon, because he's currently the frontrunner to win a third as the OAOAST World champion.

     

    The PPV Match of the Year Angle Award went to the Skate or Die Heartland title match, and we go to Josh Matthews with the winner of the match, holding the trophy, Denzel Spencer.  Denzel says he's happy to receive the award, but expresses disappointment over not winning the Young Lion award for his fast rise up the rankings.  Suddenly, Spencer Reiger appears on the scene, and laughs at the thought of Denzel winning "his" award.  Denzel points out that he needed only one shot to win his first title, unlike the Moneygang's multiple failures against Team Heyross.  Spencer is irritated enough by this comment to challenge him to a title match, which Denzel accepts.

     

    [b]OAOAST Heartland title: Denzel Spencer (c) vs Spencer Reiger[/b]
    
    Denzel gains advantage early, catching Reiger off-guard with his quickness.  Reiger is able to take advantage on the floor, ramming Denzel into the ringpost and choking him across the guardrail.  He rolls Denzel back inside and tosses a can of goodies into the ring.  He empties the can and uses it on Denzel.  He lays the can on Denzel and attempts a splash, but Denzel moves and Reiger splashes the can.  Denzel comes back, hammering Reiger with rights and sending him to the floor with a spinning wheel kick.  He hits him with a dive to the floor, then rolls him back inside, but Reiger is able to regain advantage surprisingly quick.  He wears Denzel down, including assaulting him with a kendo stick, but Denzel is able to avoid the Reiger Counter, backdropping Reiger onto the trashcan, then scooping him up and dropping him on it again with the Carribean Compactor to retain his title.
    
    [b]WINNER: Denzel Spencer[/b]


  4. Nice job with the awards segments. Sorry I didn't get to mine, I'll address them on Syndicated. A couple really good matches too, with MD/CW and the eight-man tag match, as well as a nice THR squash and some good stuff with Leon/Morgan. LOTN goes to Spencer Reiger and the mother/whorehouse comment.


  5. Really good opening match. Surprising to see Team Heyross go out first. Liked the show of respect from the other tag teams.

     

    Terrific women's match. I wonder if there's more coming in this feud. Great stuff.

     

    PATD explodes! Truly the end of an era. Nice win by Biff, wonder where this leads for his character?

     

    Good to see Zack back in the fold. Amazing segment. Sounds like some big things are about to go down.

     

    Another great match, with Landon sneaking one out on Baron. Baron out forth a great effort though against a former World champ.

     

    And a very impressive win by Alix over Leon. By submission, no less! Revenge for Krista, indeed.

     

    Terrific show to kick off the new year.


  6. Mariano, Waldo, and Luther are shown in the locker room with Tony Tourettes, Deadbeat Dave and a dejected Vinny Valentine.
    
    MARIANO
    Yo man, why you still bummin' over there?
    
    VINNY
    I just don't know what went wrong, man.  I really thought this team was going somewhere.  Then all this "superhero" shit started.
    
    WALDO
    Fuck that nigga, he's a chump 4 life, ya smell me?  You still got us, homie.
    
    MARIANO
    Yeah, we got yo back.
    
    VINNY
    Thanks, guys.
    
    The door knocks.
    
    TONY
    THAT BETTER BE MY GOD DAMN FUCKIN PIZZA!
    
    Tony dashes for the door, knocking Luther and Waldo out of the way on his way.  He opens the door, but it's Quincy.
    
    TONY
    WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?  I ORDERED MY PIZZA AN HOUR AND A FUCKIN HALF AGO!
    
    QUINCY
    I ain't the pizza man, stupid!  It's me, Q, baby!
    
    WALDO
    He prolly ordered one of them pepperoni dick pizzas!
    
    TONY
    FUCK YOU!
    
    Tony chucks a beer bottle at Waldo, who ducks as it shatters against the wall.
    
    QUINCY
    Yo V-squared, I just got back from Josie, we got a tag match on Syndicated, son!  And we gonna walk out with the W, we guarantee it! And I'm gonna explain how.
    
    TONY (pacing the floor)
    When that pizza guy gets here, I'm gonna SHIT ON HIS FACE WITH MY DICK!
    
    Vinny and the BB's continue to talk as the camera cuts back.


  7. Nice opener with Stevens and CW. I liked how both guys sort of played cocky heels to start, then Stevens was quickly established as the crowd favorite.

     

    Fun tag match to follow, which was sort of overshadowed by Biff's theatrics and Esther's commentary.

     

    Strutter/Spencer seemed a little short, but what was there was thrilling stuff.

     

    Nice showing by Nate against J-MAX.

     

    Terrific tag title match, but the story was the brawl afterwards, with the Can-Ams seemingly saving the champs. Interesting to see how that plays out.

     

    Really good show. And again, posted on time!

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