Lightning Flik

You shall be.... LIGHTNING ELK~!... King of the Herd. Herd of TSM? ...wouldn't that put me in direct conflict with DrTom and Dames? Would this mean that we each own a small city on the island and have our Island war against each other in ultimate Supremecy? That would be cool.

BTW Dames (through your various spies you'll get this, Malibu is the primed suspect who's admited to being one), just so you know, I'm pissed about you giving out a single * to my tag team Five Star Attracton in their last match in my UCW Diary. Still can't wait to have you back.

Anyone find it funny that Strong Bad has been outsmarted TWICE now by Homestar? ...I'm kinda shocked.

I'd return, but I doubt I'd be welcomed. Also, I'm currently trying to run two diary feds now. And run like two Fantasy leagues. And someone inbetween insomniacism, have a life. Besides, I doubt anyone from OAOAST would like me back.

THIS is the truth. Sass i know the whole story so if you want you can contact me Just like to add, I thought Mario was actually the one who said to delete all the screen names if they wanted too as well. I at least think I remember Mario making a post like that.

Why would he do such a thing? Because he did the exact same thing with Austin? Because he damn well could do anything he wants, at any time he wants, and there's not a damn thing anyone could do about it? That's pretty much the excuse I'm expecting to see from HHH if it plays out like that. Which will makes this worse than Benoit coming over, or Angle feuding with Eddie... Worse yet, I can just about see it with all of Edge's comments towards wanting the WORLD title.

Saturday, March 6th, 2004 – Theme Song: Mudmen “Animal” Chance Beckett vs Rob Van Dam Dropkick connects, Beckett goes down. Rob Van Dam hits a rolling kick on Beckett. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Beckett is down. Springboard blockbuster! Rob Van Dam floors Chance Beckett...and climbs the turnbuckles. Five Star Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Overall: 78, Heat: 64, Quality: 98 (Side Note: Chance Beckett’s gimmick was introduced but nothing was confirmed on whether it was liked or not. Rob Van Dam’s new gimmick went over like Triple H does when he wants.) Hurricane vs Cruz Dropkick connects, Cruz goes down. Hurricane strikes Cruz. Spin kick by Hurricane to the face. Cruz takes a flying neckbreaker from Hurricane. Cruz reverses a Hurricane hammerlock. Cruz uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Second rope splash by Cruz. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Cruz drops an elbow...but misses. Hurricane with a running dropkick into the corner. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Back heel kick off the second rope, Cruz goes down. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Cruz counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Cruz strikes Hurricane. Hurricane ducks a clothesline attempt. Second rope flying axe handle, Cruz goes down. Hurricane moves in for the kill. Vertebraker!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Hurricane goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory Overall: 75, Heat: 61, Quality: 90 (Side Note: Cruz’s new gimmick got a positive result which always good. So our first quarter final match up will pit Rob Van Dam against Hurricane. Should be an interesting match up, that’s for sure.) A video is played. Sean O’Haire comes out and talks about how everyone sins anew every day and it doesn’t bother them at all. But it’s not like this video is telling you anything you didn’t already know. Overall: 69 Second City Saints III vs The Briscoe Brothers Jay Brisco walks into a high dropkick from Colt Cabana. Jay Briscoe takes a butterfly suplex from Classic. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Classic tags out to CM Punk. Second City Saints III whip Jay Brisco into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Flying elbow from CM Punk. Jay Brisco blocks a kick from CM Punk. Jay Brisco hits a high kick on CM Punk. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Tag to Mark Briscoe. Mark Brisc hits a high kick on CM Punk. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Mark Brisc uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Punk blocks a suplex attempt. Punk hits a dropkick on Mark Briscoe. Punk tags out to Colt Cabana. Mark Brisc takes a back suplex. Mark Brisc tags out to Jay Briscoe. Jay Brisco tastes a high angle back suplex. Jay Briscoe is in trouble. Colt 45!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Overall: 71, Heat: 48, Quality: 94 (Side Note: No response to the change in gimmicks for the Briscoes… I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.) J.R. Ryder vs Sean O'Haire Sean O'Haire fires off some right and left hands. J.R. Ryder blocks a right hand and fires back. Kick from J.R. Ryder to the leg. Sean O'Haire charges, Ryder moves, the referee gets knocked out! O'Haire walks into a face crusher variation. Hooks the leg, but there's no referee to make the count. O'Haire counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Sean O'Haire with a spinning neckbreaker on Ryder. O'Haire hits a stump piledriver on J.R. Ryder. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. O'Haire DDTs J.R. Ryder. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up! That was close. J.R. Ryder powers out of a Sean O'Haire headlock. Back heel kick from Ryder. Cover! 1....2....kick out at the last second! Ryder looks shocked. Sean O'Haire elbows J.R. Ryder in the face to break a hammerlock. Sean O'Haire has J.R. Ryder down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Seanton Bomb, forget about it. 1....2...3! Overall: 65, Heat: 61, Quality: 70 (Side Note: J.R. Ryder’s gimmick went over well, however this match didn’t. While it’s heat was better than many matches give tonight, the actual match wasn’t too good.) Ultimo Dragon vs EZ Money Driven DDT by EZ Money. Money hits a high kick on Ultimo Dragon. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Dragon counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Stiff high kick on Money by Ultimo Dragon. Spin kick by Ultimo Dragon to the face. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Ultimo Dragon blasts Money with a super kick. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Second rope flying axe handle, Money goes down. Money counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Second rope splash by Money. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. EZ Money with an enziguri. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Spin kick by EZ Money to the face. Dragon walks into a high dropkick from EZ Money. Dragon blocks a kick from EZ Money. Driven DDT by Ultimo Dragon. Money walks into a face crusher variation. EZ Money can barely stand. Asai DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Ultimo Dragon offers a handshake to Money...but he spits at Ultimo Dragon and walks off! Overall: 77, Heat: 62, Quality: 92 (Side Note: Well what a way to cap off the show. Marvelous finish. So our next quarter final match up will see Sean O’Haire against Ultimo Dragon.) /// After The Show TV Quality Rating: 73 TV Neilson Ratings: 1.78 TV Attendance: 477 Profit: 9540 Road Agents: ~ Chance Beckett and Rob Van Dam worked very well together because of their similar styles. ~ The Briscoes are a hell of a tag team because their skills are so alike. Lance Storm: ~ I’d like to work at some point with Hurricane if that’s possible.

June 1st, 2004 Opening Song – Three Doors Down “Going Down In Flames” The Show Fuzion vs Five Star Attraction. Match Background: Blade is making his debut at this show. Paiva is making his debut at this show. Young is making his debut at this show. Classic is making his debut at this show. Young and Classic are teaming up as Five Star Attraction for the first time tonight. The Match: STIFF high kick on Blade by Matt Classic. Classic uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Hooks the leg for a two count. Classic tags out to Eric Young. Five Star Attraction whip Blade into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Blade takes a flying neckbreaker from Eric Young. Blade blocks a kick from Eric Young. Lightning kick by Blade on Young. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Mike Paiva. Paiva crushes Young with a running senton. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Paiva hits a dropkick on Eric Young and gets right back up. Paiva drops an elbow...but Eric Young moves out of the way. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Tag between Eric Young and Matt Classic. Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Paiva goes down. Tag to Blade. Classic hits a dropkick on Blade and gets right back up. Blade is all alone...Five Star Rating!! 1....2....3! Five Star Attraction rush forward to attack! Fuzion get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas. My Opinion: Hmm. Only gets * from me. Overall: 48, Heat: 21, Quality: 76 (Side Note: Welcome my two new tag teams to my company. Yes, I have a tag team called “Featured Attraction” and “Five Star Attraction”. Can we sense resentment sometime soon?) Orange Crush is backstage. He’s apparently continuing his rivalry with Adam Windsoor by getting on THE STICK~! And proceeding to use THE STICK~! as his source of bitchability. “Listen Windsor… You may have won your match against me last month, but this isn’t over yet. I’m coming for you, the Ultimate Title, and nothing is going to stand in my way. You hear me? Nothing and no one will stop me from winning the Ultimate title. And when I find out who I’ll be facing this month at Adrenaline Rush, I’ll finish him off, then I’m coming for you Windsor… I want your title. I will do anything for the Ultimate title…” Overall: 60 Red Storm Rising has come to the ring, led by Marcus Chavayada. He takes THE STICK~! and uses it like he doesn’t give a damn that the fans are chanting “You suck!” “At Midsummer Madness, you saw witness to what was probably the greatest showing of what one man is willing to do to prove his beliefs. That man helped me obtain a victory over that naïve idiot, Leo. This man has the same belief that every one of us Red Storm Rising members has. We will do whatever is necessary to be the best. If this means, we bend a few rules, we’ll do it. The end justifies the means! Nothing else matters. So with that in mind, I’d like to ask that man to come down to the ring, and join with his comrades as the newest member of Red Storm Rising!” Seth Knight comes down the aisle. He climbs in and joins his new partners, cementing the new alliance. Overall: 64 Dino Bambino vs Air Paris. Match Background: Bambino is making his debut at this show. The Match: STIFF high kick on Bambino by Air Paris. Air Paris misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Bambino hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. DDT from the top rope by Dino Bambino. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Air Paris is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Paris hits a dropkick on Dino Bambino and gets right back up. Paris crushes Bambino with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Bambino walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Dino Bambino reverses a hip toss. Lightning kick by Bambino on Paris. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Paris blocks a kick from Dino Bambino. Air Paris floors Dino Bambino. Slingshot Legdrop! 1....2....3. Dino Bambino offers a handshake to Paris...and he accepts it! No! Air Paris levels Bambino with a cheap shot right hand! Air Paris floors Bambino. Air Paris signals - Slingshot Legdrop! Dino Bambino has been floored after the match. My Opinion: Solid bout, but they could do a lot better. *** Overall: 65, Heat: 40, Quality: 91 (Side Note: Wow! These two clicked like never before. I wasn’t expecting this to say the least. I’m impressed) Onyx is in the ring about to speak on THE STICK~! But Bleeding Souls come out and attack him before he can get a word off; beating him down 2-on-1. Out of the crowd comes Jonny C, making his debut. He slides in and joins the fight, taking on Bleeding Souls. Onyx fights back too, and between them they send Bleeding Souls out of the ring. Words of violence are exchanged as the two teams are separated by security. Overall: 65 Chris Stylez vs Derrick King. Match Background: None. The Match: STIFF high kick on Stylez by Derrick King. Stylez blocks a kick from Derrick King. Stylez just WAFFLES Derrick with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Vicious kick to the teeth from Chris Stylez. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Derrick blocks a kick from Chris Stylez. Flying elbow from Derrick King connects. Derrick crushes Stylez with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from Derrick King. Pin, but Stylez is out just before the three count. Stylez reverses a waistlock. Stylez crushes Derrick with a running senton. Pin, but Derrick is out just before the three count. Derrick ducks a wild right hand. Derrick King moves in for the kill. Inverted Suplex! 1....2....3. Chris Stylez has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles. My Opinion: I'll give it a **1\2 rating, but that's because I didn't mark out once...but nothing was too bad. Overall: 65, Heat: 45, Quality: 86 (Side Note: One half of the tag champs just was pinned. They look vulnerable now don’t they?) Jason Cross vs Ken Anderson. Match Background: None. The Match: Jason Cross connects with a back heel kick on Anderson and gets back up quickly. Anderson blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Spinning back kick from Ken Anderson. Ken Anderson misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Tiger suplex on Cross. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Cover, but there's no one to count for Ken Anderson! Cross flips out of a Ken Anderson bodyslam attempt. Spin kick by Jason Cross to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Lightning kick by Cross on Anderson. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Anderson. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pin, but Anderson is out just before the three count. Jason Cross misses a clothesline. Anderson crushes Cross with a running senton. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Jason Cross comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Ken Anderson gets knocked to the ground by Cross, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, 450 Splash! 1....2....3. Seth Knight comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Seth Knight spins Anderson around. Seth Knight hits the End Game! Ken Anderson has been left down on the canvas. My Opinion: Oh, look out...almost ***, but not quite. **3/4. Overall: 65, Heat: 42, Quality: 89 (Side Note: Yes, Ken Anderson and Seth Knight have unresolved business. And they will continue it till each one tears the other apart.) Bleeding Souls are in the ring. Apparently, Austin Lee will be using THE STICK~! today. “Jonny C and Onyx are a prime example of what’s wrong with this company. You see, Onyx got to sit at home on his ass for the longest time while Jonny was injuried, because the brass decided that it was ok for this to happen. Bullshit, me and Aidan here don’t think this and thus we aren’t going to settle for anything less than their busted, broken, and battered bodies. At least that way, it’ll make more sense than what we were told!” Featured Attraction come out onto the sound stage. Next up on THE STICK~!, Jonny C. “Since you two feel so badly about this, why don’t you two stop bitching about it and take us on, in a tag match. What do you say?” Bleeding Souls accept, and the two teams trade insults for a while before leaving. Overall: 63 Mikey Henderson vs Brian XL. Match Background: XL is making his debut at this show. The Match: THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Lightning kick by XL on Miracle. Hooks the leg for a two count. Miracle blocks a kick from Brian XL. Miracle hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Miracle uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Covers for a quick two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Mikey Henderson, XL got planted! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Mikey Henderson gets taken down out of nowhere! SUPER frankensteiner on Miracle, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from Brian XL. Pin, but Miracle is out just before the three count. Implant DDT by Brian XL! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Spinning back kick from Brian XL. Miracle flips out of a Brian XL bodyslam attempt. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Tor-NADO DDT from Mikey Henderson, XL got planted! Mikey Henderson moves in for the kill. Push Forward Front Suplex!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Mikey Henderson climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory My Opinion: These guys worked SO HARD...for a ** rating. Something went wrong somewhere, didn't it? Overall: 63, Heat: 37, Quality: 83 (Side Note: Brian XL didn’t get a very good response and I’m quite disappointed I just signed him. He brought the work ethics, but left the entertaining of the crowd at the door. Which doesn’t bode well for him.) Adam Windsor is in the ring, carrying the UCW Ultimate belt. THE STICK~! respects the Champion and lets him speak his mind. “So Crush. You are willing to go to whatever lengths it takes to get my Ultimate title? Well, you’ll have to prove that and regain the #1 Contendership and even if you do, so what? I’ve beaten you once, I can do it again. I’m growing tired of your petty antics Crush. You are an annoyance and nothing more. Until you can prove otherwise, shut up and crawl back into whatever worm infested hole you came out of.” Orlando Jordan comes down and gets in the ring. “You know Windsor, maybe you should keep your own eyes on what’s ahead of you. Did you forget? At Adrenaline Rush, I’m your opponent. I’m the one you must face to defend your title against and I assure you that I’ll be more of a handful than Orange Crush ever could be.” Windsor snaps back without hesitation. “I’ll admit that I should be looking at my upcoming opponent Jordan. But you still have to prove that I should consider you a threat. You haven’t done anything other than win that contendership. Do more than that, and maybe, just maybe, I’ll consider you something more than ho-hum. As I whipped your ass back on May 18th.” Jordan grabs the belt and waffles the champion with it, knocking him out. Orlando Jordan poses above him, the belt in his hands. He drops the belt onto the mat and leaves. Overall: 63 Adam Flash vs GQ vs Leo Branford. Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. The Match: STIFF high kick on Leo by Adam Flash. A kick from GQ is delivered to the leg. Leo blocks a kick from GQ. Leo crushes GQ with a huge legdrop. SUPER frankensteiner on Flash, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. Front legsweep slam aka The Stroke by GQ. Pin, but Leo is out just before the three count. Leo reverses a waistlock. Super kick by Leo Branford. Power drive elbow by Adam Flash. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Marcus Chavayada comes running down the aisle with a chair! Flash and Leo Branford continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Marcus Chavayada slides in and blasts Leo Branford with a chair to the head! Marcus climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Adam Flash floors Leo Branford...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Top Rope Leg Drop! 1....2....3. My Opinion: It was close to a ** match, but I just can't stand too many blown spots. *3/4 Overall: 61, Heat: 44, Quality: 79 (Side Note: If you wish to know how the ref never saw the chair shot, check the replay. Yup. You see? He was checking on GQ. He had to make sure that Leo didn’t give GQ a Concussion Kick. …what do you mean he saw it clear as day? It’s no DQ Triple Threat Match… *shifty eyes before running away from logic*)

Only four spots left. Claim them now before they are gone, gone, gone!* *If there is any indication that more people would like to join, I will increase the size of the league to suit the many people who'd like to join.

Yes, it shall be interesting to see how the Brand Extension works. And personally, I can't wait for this game to come out. As I'll definitely be having it as soon as possible. Of course, the release date will be near this coming Wrestlemania (come on people, it has to be), so hehe! SOON IT SHALL BE MINE~!

Oh you meant that. I was thinking you meant the seriousness part of him that can translate well into a super-hero character, like in Unbreakable. My bad there.

DFA you really did sound like a newscaster trying to report on the situation. Good job. I still don't like it if they are planning for Benoit not to go over at Wrestlemania.

His performance in "Unbreakable" is why you probably think that.

If you are refering to why Bret isn't coming, it is because he isn't fully trusting of Vince just yet. He still hasn't gotten those tapes he was promised by Vince of himself wrestling. If you mean Benoit, we are bitching about him not winning at Wrestlemania XX and instead winning at Backlash. Which kills Benoit's cred.

And with that... Ends Benoit's credibility... Thank you WWE for killing off Benoit's chance at being a Main Eventer.

It's not FxCKING SUCKS~! It's BAKA'ING SUCKS~! Correct the picture in your sig please. Thanks. I can't wait for Lazarush. This should be highly entertaining and worth the wait.

No. I'd be saying the Boss just tossed the Idiot the shovel to continue his own hole he made.

I call being the rebel of the evil dictator. ...so what if I don't hate anyone. That's not the point. I just want to be well known instead of "the guy everyone likes".

I still think that they should've sticked with Lance's original gimmick of "If I can be serious for a second". I don't care if it was WCW's idea, that had him made over and got legitimate heel heat. Hell it was probably the best gimmick for him.

Same here. I can't wait. This will be so entertaining. I'll have UCW and IWA both together and pit them against each other and such~! THIS WILL BE GREAT~!

Monday, March 1st, 2004

June 1st, 2004

It was a lucky move actually. Personally, I doubt I'll get as lucky in this league with my trades. ummm...you didn't watch the Raptors game did you? No... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...he just went down again, didn't he? Fuck. Edit: CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS STUFF OUT OF THIS THREAD? IT'S ABOUT THE BASEBALL LEAGUE~! LET US HEAD TO THE FANTASY NBA THREAD!

I'm not an insultingish person, or hadn't you noticed that by now? It was a lucky move actually. Personally, I doubt I'll get as lucky in this league with my trades. (Side Note: Counter offer made)

Counter offer presented to Allegied Rapists. Doug Christie, Joe Johnson, and Jason Terry For Greg Ostertag, Jamal Crawford, and Donyell Marshall