Lightning Flik

Well, I just started posting this diary up on .400 boards (home of EWR/TEW) so we'll see what happens.

*Nails fazzle with a spear* Nuh-uh! I'll be taking that back. *Takes trophy and then walks over to kkk and hands it to him* There ya go.

Means a ton of posts... But oh well.

Alright. I think I'll post up each news tidbit seperate. Each diary entry seperate. And each show seperate. That way we get a little seperation. Because even I'm going "uh, whoa."

The WWE is the only organization that uses it's main event to build foir other smaller events. It's like the NFL using the Super Bowl to hype the NFC championship game. Triple H beats Shawn, Benoit is a non-factor. Rinse and repeat. Actually, since Evos supposed to be whom Benoit is supposed to be making look good, it is only natural that I can foresee them getting involved and making Benoit that non-factor (God, is this sentence fucked up, I'm not fixing it).

Am I the only one who's absolutely sick of this phrase? I mean, it doesn't even make sense! What does it mean?!? Meh... It's stupid writers trying to sound "cliche". Except they just sound awful.

Which probably means one of two scenarios. Benoit pins Shawn. HHH pins Shawn. Why not Benoit pinning HHH or HHH pinning Benoit? Because that'll have to happen at Backlash as they can build off of it as neither man pinned the other and because a third guy was in the match, and hence they need to go one on one at Backlash. ...shall be interesting. Shawn isn't pinning either man. He's been put in there as a foil for a storyline. A decently made sense storyline. Until I hear it become ladder, I'm sticking with the pins, but I'm leaning slightly towards HHH pinning Michaels to set up the fact that Michaels and HHH is over. As for the predicting the future, it is only because I've gotten into my promoter mode via my own fantasy federation (for a link, it's in my sig) and so I kinda am getting into realizing how things are happening. What would scare me, is if I was right about the whole Edge scenario. THAT would be freaky and downright make me cry. Not as much as CanadianChick though.

Well LFV, I'm in high anticpation of you getting it up. Can't wait for it!

You know, now I understand why it becomes a Triple Threat. Because Bischoff can't be certain that Benoit will be able to compete against HHH. Thus, Bischoff inserts Shawn (after Benoit is thought to not be able to compete), then Benoit is cleared and since Bischoff can't take back the written contract of Shawn facing off against HHH, it must be made into a three way.

May 25, 2004 Opening Theme Song – Three Doors Down “Going Down In Flames” The Show Leo Branford is in the ring. “Marcus, I’m sick and tired of you sneaking around and busting me from behind. I’m tired of you interfering with my matches and screwing me over. So why don’t you just do me the wonderful favor of coming on down to the ring, and let’s give these fans a preview of what I’m going to do to you at Midsummer Madness!” Suddenly Chris Stylez, Ian Knoxx, and Marcus Chavayada rush the ring and beat him down. Marcus Chavayada seems to be the leader of the group, calling the shots. He takes the microphone. “Well, you did say come on down to the ring, Leo. Oh, wait. I’m sorry, did I introduce you to my friends? Chris Stylez? Ian Knoxx? Well, just so you know, you’ll be the first to end up blooded and beaten down by the newly formed Red Storm Rising!” Overall: 70 (Side Note: Were you expecting that? AH-HA~!!! I pulled a fast one and created Red Storm Rising! Why? …I needed a midcard stable team to make it seem like they’ve got something to do and be apart of. SHUT UP! It worked for WCW, I’ll make it work here. …ok, it is lazy booking. But seriously, this will not be like NWO with five million members. It’ll just be 3. Honest. No, really. It will be.) Chance Beckett vs Aidan Nathans. Match Background: None. The Match: Beckett just WAFFLES Nathans with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Chance Beckett kicks the leg, knocks Nathans down, and goes to work on it. Beckett hits a dropkick on Aidan Nathans and gets right back up. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Aidan Nathans comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Beckett tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Nice piledriver on Beckett. There's a two count on the pin. Chance Beckett pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Beckett crushes Nathans with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Chance Beckett. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Aidan Nathans avoids a Chance Beckett avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Aidan Nathans hits some punches. How generic. Nathans goes for a splash but Beckett puts the knees up. Nathans takes a flying neckbreaker from Chance Beckett. Chance Beckett floors Aidan Nathans...and climbs the turnbuckles. Chance Encounter!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Chance Beckett remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started. Overall: 59, Heat: 43, Quality: 75 (Side Note: What? No GQ taking out Chance? No Austin Lee helping out Aidan Nathans? Have I gone nuts? Nope. Chance needs to look strong and besides, Bleeding Souls shouldn’t win singles matches because they are used to tag team environments. …yes, I’m using logic now. *chant begins of “bell shot* You guys aren’t nice.) Adam Flash is in the ring. His valet for this promo… You guessed it, THE STICK~! “Look, I missing my tag team partner as he’s battling something quite serious about his health and I know he wouldn’t want me to just mope around doing nothing. Besides, I should be kicking someone’s ass. So Onyx, since your tag team partner is also out, I challenge you to a match in which I’ll just kick the living hell out of you. What do you say?” Onyx appears! Oh my lord! THE STICK~! is helping him do this promo! He must like Onyx more. “Look, bubs. Ya mighta thought ya can jus’ bust on down ta dat ring and demand things from everyone here in ########, #######. Not me, bubs. T’night, ya’s ‘bout ta ‘derstand da meaning of respect!” Overall: 60 (Side Note: Due to legal reason, I cannot actually tell you want city I’m currently visiting as I’ve been warned via the POWERS THAT BE that I can possibly get sued for slandering that city’s fame or something. So you will never, ever see a cheap pop tactic used again. Possibly not that speech for Onyx as well, because damn. I’m poor white man trying to be a poor black man. It just doesn’t work, I tells ya.) Austin Lee vs Ken Anderson. Match Background: None. The Match: Spinning back kick from Austin Lee. Austin Lee kicks the leg, knocks Anderson down, and goes to work on it. Lee uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Hard back suplex on Anderson. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Anderson pushes out of a Austin Lee hold. Flying elbow from Ken Anderson connects. Anderson crushes Lee with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Lee backdrops Ken Anderson out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Austin Lee. Flying reverse elbow by Austin Lee. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Anderson. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Anderson backdrops Austin Lee out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Ken Anderson. Anderson just WAFFLES Lee with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Austin Lee is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Flying elbow from Austin Lee connects. Aidan Nathans comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Ken Anderson turns around. Aidan Nathans spins Anderson around. Aidan Nathans hits the Teardrop! Nathans leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Austin Lee pins Anderson. Lee and Nathans are putting the boots to Ken Anderson! Chance Beckett comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Bleeding Souls running for cover. Chance Beckett saved Anderson from a major beating. My Opinion: These guys worked SO HARD...for a ** rating. Something went wrong somewhere, didn't it? Overall: 62, Heat: 44, Quality: 81 (Side Note: What’s this? Chance coming to the aid of Anderson. But WHY? Guess you’ll have to find out next show. *is reminded that next show is Midsummer Madness* I knew that.) Adam Flash vs Onyx. Match Background: None. The Match: Adam Flash connects with a back heel kick on Onyx and gets back up quickly. Adam Flash connects with a back heel kick on Onyx and gets back up quickly. Implant DDT by Adam Flash! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Second rope flying axe handle, Onyx goes down. One day, Flash might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Onyx blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Spin kick by Onyx to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Flying reverse elbow by Onyx. Covers for a quick two count. Adam Flash avoids a Onyx avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Flash crushes Onyx with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Adam Flash, Onyx got planted! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Onyx is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Flash goes down. Flash reverses a waistlock. Onyx takes a flying neckbreaker from Adam Flash. Onyx can barely stand. Here it comes - The Last Call. 1....2...3, it's finished. Adam Flash gives a murderous look toward Onyx...and attacks! Onyx gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Flash leaves the ring having left Onyx down and out. My Opinion: Smack dab in the middle of the star spectrum for an average match. **1\2. Overall: 65, Heat: 45, Quality: 86 (Side Note: Hm… Damn, maybe I should push Adam as a singles competitor. He’s pretty damn fine in the ring by himself. Red Storm Rising vs Leo Branford, Derrick King, and Jason Lee. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Leo vs Marcus feud. So far, Leo hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Marcus since the feud started. Irish Drinking Team are the reigning UCW Tag Team champions, and have been since 11 May 2004. The Match: Leo hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Flying elbow from Leo Branford connects. Tag between Leo Branford and Jason Lee. Implant DDT by Jason Lee! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Lightning kick by Lee on Marcus. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Jason Lee and Derrick King. Suicide Blondes whip Marcus into the corner. Jason Lee whips Derrick King in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Flying elbow from Derrick King connects. Marcus blocks a kick from Derrick King. Marcus Chavayada with a spinning neckbreaker on Derrick. Tag to Chris Stylez. Spin kick by Chris Stylez to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tor-NADO DDT from Chris Stylez, Derrick got planted! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Hard back suplex on Derrick. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Tag between Chris Stylez and Ian Knoxx. Standing leg lariat by Ian Knoxx on Derrick. Hard back suplex on Derrick. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Derrick King once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Tag between Derrick King and Leo Branford. Ian Knoxx charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Tag between Ian Knoxx and Marcus Chavayada. Leo is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Leo walks into a side slam. Marcus Chavayada floors Leo near the ropes and makes the pin. Marcus is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. ** Overall: 61, Heat: 41, Quality: 81 (Side Note: Yes, the finish was inevitable but definitely gets my Red Storm Rising over as a threat. Yippie! Success! Orange Crush is backstage. What does everybody want him to use? THE STICK~! “The time’s moving ever so slowly Adam. With every passing second, your time as Ultimate Champion grows ever so much shorter. This Sunday, you will face me in combat and we will hurt each other. We’ll probably bust each other wide open, but let me assure you, I’ll do whatever I damn well have to get that Ultimate Championship. And nothing and no one will stop me.” Overall: 63 (Side Note: Orange Crush gained more fans with that promo. I’m definitely one. Crush should be like, the President of Evil. Hey, I like that. I like that a lot.) Paul London is walking backstage when Air Paris comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. Air Paris walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving London down on the floor. Overall: 55 (Side Note: OH NO~! London’s been hurt before Midsummer Madness! …which in wrestling terms means he’ll be there in a stretcher if need be. Or be in one by the end of the show. I can’t remember which.) Chris Bambini vs GQ. Match Background: None. The Match: Chris hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Back heel kick from Chris on GQ. There's a two count on the pin. GQ reverses a waistlock. GQ snap suplexes Chris. Chris Bambini takes a butterfly suplex from GQ. There's a two count on the pin. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Chris! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by GQ. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Chris counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Flying elbow off the top rope by Chris Bambini, getting as close to zero air as possible. Hooks the leg for a two count. Slingshot clothesline by Chris, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. A Gut buster connects on GQ and hits hard. GQ gets hip tossed by Chris. GQ ducks a wild right hand. Vertical suplex by GQ. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Chris! Chris Bambini tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when GQ goes to the eyes! GQ quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Chris Bambini collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Chris Bambini got screwed! My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating. Overall: 65, Heat: 44, Quality: 86 Adam Windsor is backstage. THE STICK~! decides to let him speak. “Come this Sunday, Crush, I’ll show you that I am the Ultimate Champion for a reason. I’ll prove that even if you had that longer period of rest that you claimed I had, I’d still would have kicked your ass. You say the time is running out on my reign? I say that time you so talk about running out is actually your opportunity at becoming the Ultimate Champion. Because after this Sunday, you’ll have to fight your way back to me, and I don’t think you can do that. See you this Sunday Crush. After Sunday, I won’t be seeing you for awhile.” Overall: 66 (Side Note: Oh my. Over confident bastard, isn’t he?) Jason Cross vs Orlando Jordan. Match Background: None. The Match: Jason Cross strikes Jordan. Orlando Jordan comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big forearm by Orlando Jordan makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Cross reverses an irish whip...and Orlando Jordan runs into the referee! Powerbomb on Cross. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Jason Cross powers out of a Orlando Jordan headlock. Jason Cross hits a rolling kick on Jordan. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Lightning kick by Cross on Jordan. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, Jordan goes down. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Jordan reverses a waistlock. Spear by Orlando Jordan. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Jason Cross is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Orlando Jordan gets knocked to the ground by Cross, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Crossfire! Justice Pain quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Jason Cross turns around. Justice Pain spins Cross around. Justice Pain hits the Pain Thriller! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Pain! Jason Cross fights back, and has soon sent both Orlando Jordan and Justice Pain into retreat. My Opinion: Hmm. Only gets * from me. Overall: 58, Heat: 48, Quality: 69 (Side Note: Styles clash? Oh you better believe it. Why did I book this match again? Oh right. I wanted to continue promoting the upcoming Justice Pain vs. Jason Cross match. Winner to face the Ultimate Champion at Adrenaline Rush.) +++ May 26th, 2004 It’s time for news pertaining to Ultimate Championship Wrestling. Their third televised event of Outbreak was once again quite modest yet again. Outbreak managed to score a 0.98 on Neilsen Ratings a fall of .02 from before. Considering the main event was of clashing styles and dragging out, that is being seen as the biggest downfall to the show. Overall the show was modest but a lot of room for an improvement; about a 61 out of a 100 for a televised event. Tentative Card For Sunday, May 30th – Midsummer Madness #1 Contender’s Match For The Tag Team Titles: Full Throttle vs. Bleeding Souls Leo Branford vs. Marcus Chavayada Air Paris vs. Paul London Tag Team Title Match: Suicide Blondes vs. The Irish Drinking Team© Finals Of Television Championship Title Tourney: Chance Beckett vs. GQ #1 Contenders Match For Ultimate Championship Wrestling: Jason Cross vs. Justice Pain Last Chance Match: Big Vito vs. The Messiah Ultimate Championship Wrestling Title Match: Adam Windsor© vs. Orange Crush +++ May 28th, 2004 Justice Pain, a clear shot at being the #1 Contender for Ultimate Championship Wrestling’s next event, has torn his calf and will now be out 9 months to allow the injury to heal. The scheduled match between Jason Cross and Justice Pain has now been changed to a three way of Jason Cross, Mikey Henderson and Orlando Jordan. +++ May 30th, 2004 Combat Zone Wrestling has recently been on the buying strategy of getting a lot of star power as they just recently hired the services of Michael Modest, Phil Baroni and Syxx-Pac. IWA-PR has also gone out hiring away as they picked up Masato Tanaka, Nathan Jones, and Jim Duggan. All contracts are verbal agreements. +++ May 30th, 2004 Midsummer Madness Chance Beckett is sitting in his locker room, when Ken Anderson walks in. “Hey, Chance. Thanks for the help last week. Appreciate it. Just know that if you ever need a friend to help you out, I’m more than willing to.” They shake hands. Overall: 58 (Side Note: Aw… Such a touching moment.) Full Throttle vs Bleeding Souls. Match Background: None. The Match: Casey tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Nathans hits a piledriver on Sean Casey. That used to end matches, you know. Covers for a quick two count. Nathans tags out to Austin Lee. Bleeding Souls whip Casey into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Flying elbow from Austin Lee connects. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lee hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Lee drops an elbow...but Sean Casey moves out of the way. Back heel kick off the second rope, Lee goes down. Tag between Sean Casey and Chris Bambini. Big dropkick by Chris Bambini, who got a ton of air on the move. Vicious back suplex! Austin Lee got nailed big time! Lee counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Lee tags out to Aidan Nathans. Full nelson slam on Chris. Spear! Chris is down! Pin, but Chris is out just before the three count. Chris is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Chris kicks Aidan Nathans in the gut to reverse the momentum. Doctor Bomb connects and Nathans landed hard. Full Throttle have Aidan Nathans to themselves. Ignition! 1....2....3! It's over. Ken Anderson just came out of nowhere with a chair! Austin Lee turns...and gets planted with a big shot to the head! Aidan Nathans runs over...but also gets dropped with a vicious chair shot! Ken Anderson has put Bleeding Souls down by himself! My Opinion: *1\2 rating. Hey, you wanted to make it harder on yourself, right? Overall: 60, Heat: 44, Quality: 76 (Side Note: Justice is a dish best served after a hard fought match.) Leo Branford vs Marcus Chavayada. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Leo vs Marcus feud. So far, Leo hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Marcus since the feud started. The Match: Marcus slams Leo Branford. Marcus scoops and slams Leo Branford. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Running knee lift from Marcus Chavayada. BAAACK Body drop by Leo gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Leo Branford elbows Marcus Chavayada in the face to break a hammerlock. Leo Branford hits a rolling kick on Marcus. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Super kick by Leo Branford. Hooks the leg for a two count. Marcus counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Massive backbreaker on Leo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying clothesline by Marcus. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Leo Branford is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. STIFF high kick on Marcus by Leo Branford. Leo goes for a splash but Marcus puts the knees up. Leo Branford charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Seth Knight comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Leo Branford turns around. Seth Knight spins Leo around. Seth Knight hits the End Game! Knight leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Marcus defeats Leo. Marcus Chavayada smiles and walks over and shakes hands with Seth Knight, thanking him for interfering and helping win this match. My Opinion: These guys worked SO HARD...for a ** rating. Something went wrong somewhere, didn't it? Overall: 63, Heat: 45, Quality: 81 (Side Note: I lied. I’m a promoter after all.) Air Paris vs Paul London. Match Background: None. The Match: Paul London kicks the leg, knocks Paris down, and goes to work on it. Spinning back kick from Paul London. Spin kick by Paul London to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Paul London hits a rolling kick on Paris. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Paris counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Hard back suplex on London. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. London ducks a wild right hand. Super kick by Paul London. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Paul London. That looked KILLER. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Paris backdrops Paul London out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Air Paris. STIFF high kick on London by Air Paris. London backdrops Air Paris out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Paul London. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Paul London has Air Paris down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Moonsault! 1....2....3. Paul London goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory My Opinion: Oh, look out...almost ***, but not quite. **3/4. Overall: 67, Heat: 46, Quality: 89 (Side Note: Must say that things are definitely going London’s way as of late. Perhaps London will get a shot at the Ultimate Championship sometime in the near future?) Suicide Blondes vs Irish Drinking Team. Match Background: This match is for the UCW Tag Team titles. Irish Drinking Team have been UCW Tag Team champions since 11 May 2004. The Match: Standing leg lariat by Ian Knoxx on Lee. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Chris Stylez. Irish Drinking Team whip Lee into the corner. Ian Knoxx whips Chris Stylez in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Covers for a quick two count. Second rope flying axe handle, Lee goes down. One day, Stylez might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Jason Lee is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Derrick King. Derrick crushes Stylez with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Second rope flying axe handle, Stylez goes down. One day, Derrick might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Stylez reverses a waistlock. Derrick takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Stylez. Tag between Chris Stylez and Ian Knoxx. Ian Knoxx connects with a back heel kick on Derrick and gets back up quickly. Derrick tags out to Jason Lee. Implant DDT by Ian Knoxx! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Knight \ Marcus come running down the aisle and into the ring! Lee turns...and is dropped with a double DDT! Lee in big trouble. Jason Lee can barely stand. Hard Knoxx Driver! 1....2....3. Knight \ Marcus are still in the ring doing a beat-down. Out from the crowd comes Leo Branford! He has a chair! Knight \ Marcus bail out of the ring as Leo slides in to the squared circle, unwilling to taste the steel. My Opinion: Smack dab in the middle of the star spectrum for an average match. **1\2. Overall: 65, Heat: 47, Quality: 84 (Side Note: You probably saw that coming a mile away, but at least I’m making sure to include Leo in this.) Chance Beckett vs GQ. Match Background: This match is for the UCW Television title. The Match: GQ hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Massive back suplex! Chance Beckett got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Covers for a quick two count. Beckett pushes out of a GQ hold. Chance Beckett connects with a back heel kick on GQ and gets back up quickly. Beckett hits a dropkick on GQ and gets right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, GQ goes down. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Second rope flying axe handle, GQ goes down. One day, Beckett might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. GQ kicks Chance Beckett in the gut to reverse the momentum. Beckett takes a quick lariat. Covers for a quick two count. Belly to belly off the top rope! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Vertical suplex by GQ. GQ gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to GQ. Beckett flips out of a GQ bodyslam attempt. Implant DDT by Chance Beckett! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tor-NADO DDT from Chance Beckett, GQ got planted! GQ gets knocked to the ground by Beckett, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Chance Encounter!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. GQ has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles. My Opinion: These guys worked SO HARD...for a ** rating. Something went wrong somewhere, didn't it? Overall: 63, Heat: 47, Quality: 80 (Side Note: Now, just to explain something. The Television title is to be defended like, often. As in, like every other week often. As in two days from now on Outbreak. Congrats to the Champ though.) Orlando Jordan vs Jason Cross vs Mikey Henderson. Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. The Match: Jordan walks into a high dropkick from Mikey Henderson, almost losing several teeth in the process. Miracle hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Miracle goes for a splash but Jordan puts the knees up. Miracle tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Lightning kick by Cross on Jordan. Pin, but Jordan is out just before the three count. Cross takes a flying neckbreaker from Mikey Henderson. Jason Cross fights out of a grapple. Jordan \ Cross whip Miracle into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Jordan hits a great swinging DDT on Mikey Henderson. Jordan then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Jason Cross strikes Jordan. Orlando Jordan elbows Jason Cross in the face to break a hammerlock. A Gut buster connects on Miracle and hits hard. Mikey Henderson is in trouble. Here it comes - Rolling Suplexes. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started. Overall: 60, Heat: 45, Quality: 75 (Side Note: I’m really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, *gasp* sorry.) Big Vito vs The Messiah. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. The Match: Vito eats a trash can, but not the contents in it, obviously. Massive backbreaker on Vito and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Covers for a quick two count. Vito counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Vito hits a right hand. Flying shoulder tackle by Vito sends Messiah CRASHING to the mat. There's a two count on the pin. Big Vito throws Messiah into a shopping trolley. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Running knee lift from Big Vito. The Messiah once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Full nelson slam on Vito. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by The Messiah! No one executes that move properly anymore. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Running knee lift from The Messiah. The Messiah drives a table into Vito. Vito reverses a The Messiah hammerlock. BAAACK Body drop by Messiah gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Big Vito scores with a big spinebuster. The Messiah can barely stand. Implant DDT! 1....2....3. Big Vito offers a handshake to Messiah...and he accepts it! My Opinion: Some blown spots really drag this match down a notch, so its ***1\2 for you. Overall: 80, Heat: 72, Quality: 89 (Side Note: And so, I say goodbye to these two guys who helped out my company in the beginning months. Unless I need of them, I probably won’t use them. But thanks for the fun.) Adam Windsor vs Orange Crush. Match Background: Windsor and Crush have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the UCW Ultimate title. Adam Windsor has been UCW Ultimate champion since 04 May 2004. The Match: Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Adam Windsor by Crush. Remember when that was a legit finish? Crush hits a piledriver on Adam Windsor. That used to end matches, you know. Covers for a quick two count. Adam Windsor once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Standing leg lariat by Adam Windsor on Crush. Windsor hits a dropkick on Orange Crush and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Adam Windsor and Crush is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Crush takes a flying neckbreaker from Adam Windsor. Crush blocks a punch. Windsor walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Orange Crush scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Adam Windsor charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Windsor gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Adam Windsor fights out of a grapple. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Springboard dropkick from Adam Windsor. Nicely done. Orange Crush can barely stand. Here it comes - Kryptonite Krunch. 1....2...3, it's finished. Orange Crush gives a murderous look toward Adam Windsor...and attacks! Windsor gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Crush picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken. My Opinion: Slightly above average match. Only gets a **3\4 rating from me. Overall: 73, Heat: 63, Quality: 83 (Side Note: What’s this? Adam Windsor wins the first contest? Am I on crack? Hardly, it’s just I want to let this feud simmer for awhile. I want it to be a nice stew of overness before I blow it off.) +++ And so Chapter 4 comes to a close (and a ton of posts~!). Stay tuned for Chapter 5: Red Storm Rising. But before I do up Chapter 5, I wish to know if you guys prefer my monthly style, or would you rather me go to a more weekly style? Give me the FEEDSBACKS~!

May 18th, 2004 Opening Song – Three Doors Down “Going Down In Flames” The Show Leo Branford vs Aidan Nathans. Match Background: None. The Match: Leo Branford hits some punches. How generic. Nathans walks into a high dropkick from Leo Branford, almost losing several teeth in the process. Spin kick by Leo Branford to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Nathans takes a flying neckbreaker from Leo Branford. Leo Branford misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Running knee lift from Aidan Nathans. Leo takes a quick lariat. There's a two count on the pin. Leo blocks a kick from Aidan Nathans. Leo crushes Nathans with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, Nathans goes down. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Nathans blocks a punch. STIFF~! chop lights up Leo who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Leo Branford comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Spin kick by Leo Branford to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Aidan Nathans gets knocked to the ground by Leo, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Twisting Star Press! Marcus Chavayada slides into the ring out of nowhere! Leo takes a stiff punch to the face and falls to the canvas. The referee calls for the DQ as Marcus Chavayada continues to attack Leo. Leo Branford fights back, and has soon sent both Aidan Nathans and Marcus Chavayada into retreat. My Opinion: Not good enough to earn an entire star. 3/4* for you. Overall: 54, Heat: 34, Quality: 71 Suicide Blondes are in the ring. Full Throttle come out onto the sound stage, and issue a challenge for a match tonight. Suicide Blondes accept, and the two teams trade insults for a while before leaving. Overall: 50 (Notes: Jason Lee gained overness from this segment. Chris Bambini gained overness from this segment.) Seth Knight vs Austin Lee vs Onyx vs Marcus Chavayada. Match Background: This will be a four corners bout. The Match: Marcus takes a flying neckbreaker from Austin Lee. Lee hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. There's a two count on the pin. Lightning kick by Lee on Marcus. Marcus Chavayada is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. BIG clothesline on Lee. Hooks the leg for a two count. Big piledriver on Lee. Covers for a quick two count. Lee powers out of a headlock. Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Knight goes down. Lee tags out to Seth Knight. Hard back suplex on Marcus. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Knight takes a NICE hurrancarana from Seth Knight. Seth Knight hits a rolling kick on Marcus. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Springboard dropkick from Seth Knight. Nicely done. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tag to Onyx. Marcus takes a flying neckbreaker from Onyx. Tiger suplex on Marcus. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Hooks the leg for a two count. Implant DDT by Onyx! I will always and forever mark out for that move. There's a two count on the pin. Flying cross body off the top rope! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Tag between Marcus Chavayada and Austin Lee. Lee crushes Onyx with a running senton. Onyx takes a flying neckbreaker from Austin Lee. Austin Lee connects with a back heel kick on Onyx and gets back up quickly. Onyx powers out of a Austin Lee headlock. Tor-NADO DDT from Onyx, Lee got planted! Onyx moves in for the kill. Blaq Out! 1....2....3. My Opinion: It was close to a ** match, but I just can't stand too many blown spots. *3/4 Overall: 57, Heat: 34, Quality: 81 Ken Anderson is in the ring. Yes, oh, yes. THE STICK~! “Look, I’m looking for a match tonight. I’m pumped, I’m ready and I’m fired up to go! So I don’t care who comes on out, I want to face off against anyone who is willing to take up my challenge!” THE STICK~! comes out. Sadly, GQ comes out with it and instantly kills the crowd’s enthusiasm. “Hey Ken! I’ll not only take on your challenge, but when I’m through with you I’ll move onto facing Chance at Midsummer Madness and become the newly crowned Television Champion! So what do you say Ken? You want to face the Uncrowned Television Champion?” Of course, Ken accepts with a nod of the head. Thus making THE STICK~! useless. Overall: 58 (Side Note: GQ didn’t place his shot on the line? Why not? Because I wouldn’t let him. Nope, I wouldn’t let him indeed.) Paul London is in the ring. Of course, with the ever so wonderful, THE STICK~! “I may have lost my chance at becoming the #1 Contender at Midsummer Madness, but I won’t let that stop me from getting that shot. I’ll work hard to prove that I am worthy of having that chance once again. And when I do, I’ll make the most of that opportunity.” Air Paris comes out. THE STICK~! accompanies him. “Why don’t you just shut up London? You are a loser. A pathetic, worthless nothing. You couldn’t even defend your chance for a shot at the #1 Contendership. And you know what? I’m doubt you could even beat me, that’s how wretched you are. So I challenge you to a match at Midsummer Madness!” Oh… He’s not… Oh wait he is going to use THE STICK~! “You want me at Midsummer Madness, Paris? You’ve got it.” Overall: 59 (Side Note: Yup. London vs. Paris. Pride is so on the line for that match. Should be great.) GQ vs Ken Anderson. Match Background: None. The Match: Anderson gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from GQ! Double arm suplex by GQ connects as Anderson hits hard. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by GQ. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Anderson tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. GQ charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Anderson uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! GQ takes a NICE hurrancarana from Ken Anderson. Covers for a quick two count. GQ counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Gutwrench into a powerbomb, aka the Doctor Bomb and Anderson hits hard. There's a two count on the pin. Front legsweep slam aka The Stroke by GQ. Pin, but Anderson is out just before the three count. Ken Anderson reverses a hip toss. Standing leg lariat by Ken Anderson on GQ. GQ counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! A Gut buster connects on Anderson and hits hard. Ken Anderson is in trouble. Powerbomb To DDT! 1....2....3. GQ remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Overall: 54, Heat: 43, Quality: 66 (Side Note: Hm… That wasn’t as good as I had hoped. That’s not a good thing. Not a good thing indeed.) Justice Pain is walking backstage, when he meets Jason Cross. They trade insults, get in each others faces, but eventually walk off without coming to blows. Overall: 56 (Side Notes: It is a simple backstage insults thing. I’m not really good with insults. I’m too nice for them. So I’ll let you use your imagination run wild with what they possibly could be saying to each other that would be insulting.) Full Throttle vs Suicide Blondes. Match Background: None. The Match: Spinning back kick from Derrick King. Second rope flying axe handle, Casey goes down. One day, Derrick might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Derrick King and Jason Lee. Derrick King scoops up Casey. Lee bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Hard back suplex on Casey. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Sean Casey fights out of a grapple. Super kick by Sean Casey. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Chris Bambini. Chris tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Jason Lee. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Face crusher from Chris on Lee sets up for an elbowdrop. Jason Lee comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Spin kick by Jason Lee to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Lee tags out to Derrick King. Standing leg lariat by Derrick King on Chris. Chris tags out to Sean Casey. Derrick uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Derrick King moves in for the kill. Swinging Inverse DDT! 1....2....3. Full Throttle are making their way back down the aisle...but get jumped by Irish Drinking Team! Sean Casey gets dropped throat-first onto the guard rail, and then Chris is double suplexed on the entrance ramp! Irish Drinking Team storm the ring...and attack Suicide Blondes as well! Derrick gets wiped out with the Spike Powerbomb! Jason Lee doesn't fair any better, and gets beaten to the floor with punches and kicks. Irish Drinking Team have destroyed both teams! My Opinion: These guys worked SO HARD...for a ** rating. Something went wrong somewhere, didn't it? Overall: 62, Heat: 44, Quality: 81 (Side Note: Dames… You seriously, seriously are off your rocker. I mean, look at this. You have both teams battling for the chance to kick the crap out of the each other to look better so as to be closer to challenging the Tag Champs, then you have the Irish Drinking Team coming down and kicking both teams asses. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT???) Orange Crush vs Mikey Henderson. Match Background: None. The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Orange Crush ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Mikey Henderson comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Miracle hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Crush reverses an irish whip...and Mikey Henderson runs into the referee! Tiger suplex on Crush. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Cover, but there's no one to count for Mikey Henderson! Miracle drops an elbow...but Orange Crush moves out of the way. Orange Crush with a spinning neckbreaker on Miracle. Big piledriver on Miracle. Hooks the leg for a two count. Orange Crush scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Mikey Henderson reverses a hip toss. Crush takes a NICE hurrancarana from Mikey Henderson. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Crush kicks Mikey Henderson in the gut to reverse the momentum. Mikey Henderson is in trouble. Orange Crush! 1....2....3. Orange Crush gives a murderous look toward Mikey Henderson...and attacks! Miracle gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Crush leaves the ring having left Miracle down and out. My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. ** Overall: 62, Heat: 44, Quality: 81 (Side Note: Well, I have to make him credible, so he must destroy people. Didn’t you people know that? Anyways, Orange Crush with the victory and looking on to Midsummer Madness for the Ultimate title. Why does my main title sound so cheesy? Wait… Don’t answer that with a sarcastic remark! Ugh, you already did.) Adam Windsor is backstage. “Look, Crush. I don’t know why I’m going to have to face your sorry ass, yet again, but if I have to go through you, then I’ll take my Ultimate title, and then defeat you at Midsummer Madness. You might be able to talk it up good against me, but one on one, you’ve still got some things to learn.” Overall: 70 (Side Note: Alright, this feud is looking better and better, yes? Oh you know it is. Now if I could just have my cake as well, this would be dandy. What do you mean nothing’s stopping me? Of course there is. I haven’t finished this feud successfully yet. When I do that, THEN I’ll have my cake.) Adam Windsor vs Orlando Jordan. Match Background: Adam Windsor is the reigning UCW Ultimate champion, and has been since 04 May 2004. The Match: Stun Gun from Orlando Jordan! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Windsor takes a quick lariat. Covers for a quick two count. Windsor counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! STIFF high kick on Jordan by Adam Windsor. Adam Windsor hits a rolling kick on Jordan. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. There's a two count on the pin. Jordan walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Jordan blocks a punch. Jordan hits a piledriver on Adam Windsor. That used to end matches, you know. Hooks the leg for a two count. High Angle DDT by Orlando Jordan just SPIKES Adam Windsor down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Adam Windsor charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Windsor gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Jordan! Windsor blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Flying elbow from Adam Windsor connects. Tiger suplex on Jordan. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Adam Windsor moves in for the kill. Kryptonite Krunch!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Orange Crush comes running down the aisle with a chair! Adam Windsor is just about to leave the ring...and only just manages to duck in time to avoid Crush hitting a brutal chair shot! Adam Windsor knocks the chair away. Adam Windsor spins Crush around. Adam Windsor hits the Kryptonite Krunch! Orange Crush tried an ambush, but it has backfired. My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started. Overall: 63, Heat: 52, Quality: 74 (Side Note: Oh come on. Adam just bad mouthed Crush, it is non-title and you expect me to let Orlando Jordan to get a fucking victory over my champion? I’m not Vince McMahon here people. Just a wannabe. …wait, can I take that back? +++ May 19th, 2004 It’s time for news pertaining to Ultimate Championship Wrestling. Their third televised event of Outbreak was once again quite decent and worth a watch. Outbreak managed to score a 1.00 on Neilsen Ratings, so quite a many of you watched the show already. Considering the main event was, Orlando Jordan vs. Adam Windsor©. Overall the show was modest but a lot of room for an improvement; about a 58 out of a 100 for a televised event. +++ May 24th, 2004 Ultimate Championship Wrestling has gotten kind of smug just recently and most of us didn’t know why. We do now. Leo Branford and Marcus Chavayada (you might’ve notice the two rookies of wrestling battling it out against each other) who had originally signed on for a single year of competition, have recently resigned for two. Now this might not make sense, but both Marcus and Leo were originally getting paid less than Seth Knight was. They recently resigned with the company at double the pay for two years as a show of commitment to the company. Word has it, that because of this, President Tyler Jefferson will make the whole company revolve around these two men. Not a bad idea, considering both men are probably the youngest and hottest rookies out there wrestling.

May 6th, 2004 Once again Ultimate Championship Wrestling is back into the main focus of our news this week, but it pertains to Ricky Banderas. You might remember him helping out Marcus Chavayada in that tag match at No Remorse. Well, it seems that because creative didn’t have anything for him to do, he began running his mouth and has since been suspended from competition in UCW. Doesn’t stop him from competing elsewhere though as he’s on a verbal contract. +++ May 11th, 2004 Looks like the karma bug just bit Ultimate Championship Wrestling in its ass. As Danny Rose of The Rachies has recently checked himself into rehab. This comes as a devastating blow to UCW as they just had The Rachies crowned the Tag Team Champions. The belts are now vacated and a quad threat match has been declared for tonight, as it’ll be Bleeding Souls vs. Suicide Blondes vs. The Irish Drinking Team vs. Full Throttle. Should be a good match up and hopefully the winning team will be able to keep those titles without further incident. +++ May 11th, 2004 Opening Song – Three Doors Down “Going Down In Flames” The Show Leo Branford is walking backstage when Marcus Chavayada comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. “You stupid bastard! I’m going to make sure that you regret the day you decided to mess with me. I’m going to haunt your ever single move. I’m going to crucify you if I damn well have to. Not only because I’m that much better than you are, but because I’m Marcus Chavayada: God’s Greatest Human. And you are nothing more than annoyance that I’m going to enjoy crushing each and every chance I get.” Marcus Chavayada walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving Leo down on the floor. Overall: 55 (Side Note: See Marcus be mad. See Marcus smash Leo. See Marcus be evil. Very good Marcus.) Seth Knight vs Onyx. Match Background: None. The Match: Second rope flying axe handle, Onyx goes down. One day, Knight might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. SUPER frankensteiner on Onyx, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Knight goes for a splash but Onyx puts the knees up. Onyx strikes Knight. Onyx hits a rolling kick on Knight. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Covers for a quick two count. DDT from the top rope by Onyx. That looked KILLER. Pin, but Knight is out just before the three count. Onyx uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Seth Knight pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Lightning kick by Knight on Onyx. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Onyx. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Spin kick by Seth Knight to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Seth Knight connects with a back heel kick on Onyx and gets back up quickly. Onyx reverses a waistlock. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Power drive elbow by Onyx. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Onyx scores with a forearm, sending Knight down into the corner. The referee pulls Onyx away to get the break. Wait! Knight has pulled something out of his tights. Onyx walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! Seth Knight looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Knight has lost it! My Opinion: I'll give it a *3/4 rating. If you think of it like currency, it's a 1.75. You can't even take the subway with that anymore here. Work harder man. Overall: 55, Heat: 28, Quality: 83 (Side Note: My opening match is really a pity match. I have no plans for Onyx with Jonny C out and since he’s only out till this month is over, I’m not about to give him a singles push for no good reason. As for Seth Knight, I just don’t really have anything for him to do. I’ll think of something for Knight. Eventually. I hope.) Air Paris is in the ring. And oh look! He’s got THE STICK~! I bet he wants to talk to us. Let us listen to his words of wisdom. “You know, I came here tonight to only find out that I’m not getting anything to do. Seriously I don’t know whose fucking idea this is, but you people deserve to see me beat the living shit out of some punk ass hero of yours. Actually you know what? I’ll challenge any puissant bastard to come out here right now and take up my challenge.” Orlando Jordan comes out with THE STICK~! in hand. “I may not be one of those ‘heroes’, but I will tell you something. I’m going to make sure that you will be true to your name, Air Paris. As you will be in the Air and probably in Paris by the time I beat the living shit out of you.” Overall: 55 (Side Note: Yes, yes, yes. I know already. Heel vs. heel never flies. Shut up already. I’ll probably rue it I know. But I wanted to see how bad of a car wreck I can make of this match. …wait, did I just say that out loud? Baka!) Ken Anderson vs Adam Flash. Match Background: None. The Match: Flash just WAFFLES Anderson with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Anderson goes down. Second rope flying axe handle, Anderson goes down. One day, Flash might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Flying elbow from Adam Flash connects. Flash charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Ken Anderson hits a rolling kick on Flash. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flash takes a NICE hurrancarana from Ken Anderson. Covers for a quick two count. Adam Flash fights out of a grapple. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. Springboard dropkick from Adam Flash. Nicely done. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Adam Flash misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Anderson hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Anderson charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Flash hits a dropkick on Ken Anderson and gets right back up. Ken Anderson is in trouble. The Last Call!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Ken Anderson extends his hand to Flash...but it is ignored! My Opinion: I'm capable of giving out high star ratings...but only for matches that really deserve it. This one didn't. **1/4. Overall: 63, Heat: 42, Quality: 85 (Side Note: Since I’m not sure when Danny Rose comes back, I wanted to see how good Adam Flash is on his own. And it appears that Ken Anderson was definitely the right guy to have him face. For now at least.) Full Throttle vs Bleeding Souls vs Irish Drinking Team vs Suicide Blondes. Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. This match is for the UCW Tag Team titles. The Match: STIFF high kick on Lee by Austin Lee. Implant DDT by Austin Lee! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tag between Austin Lee and Aidan Nathans. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Aidan Nathans ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Covers for a quick two count. Jason Lee comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tag between Jason Lee and Ian Knoxx. Nathans takes a flying neckbreaker from Ian Knoxx. SUPER frankensteiner on Nathans, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Tag between Ian Knoxx and Chris Stylez. Irish Drinking Team whip Nathans into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nathans reverses a waistlock. Stylez is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Tag to Sean Casey. Implant DDT by Sean Casey! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Aidan Nathans. Nathans scoops and slams Sean Casey. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Casey reverses a Aidan Nathans hammerlock. Super kick by Sean Casey. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Sean Casey pins Nathans. Spinning back kick from Derrick King. Tor-NADO DDT from Derrick King, Casey got planted! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Tag to Ian Knoxx. Spin kick by Ian Knoxx to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tag between Ian Knoxx and Jason Lee. Lightning kick by Lee on Casey. Power drive elbow by Jason Lee. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Cover gets three for Jason Lee, Casey got pinned. Tor-NADO DDT from Chris Stylez, Lee got planted! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Implant DDT by Chris Stylez! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Jason Lee elbows Chris Stylez in the face to break a hammerlock. Jason Lee hits a rolling kick on Stylez. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Derrick King. Suicide Blondes whip Stylez into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Second rope flying axe handle, Stylez goes down. One day, Derrick might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Derrick walks into a drop toe hold. Tag to Ian Knoxx. Knoxx crushes Derrick with a huge legdrop. Tor-NADO DDT from Ian Knoxx, Derrick got planted! Jason Lee is in trouble. Hard Knoxx Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: It was close to a ** match, but I just can't stand too many blown spots. *3/4 Overall: 62, Heat: 46, Quality: 79 (Notes: The UCW Tag Team titles have gained in image.) Paul London is in the ring. Oh my, he’s wielding THE STICK~! Let us listen to the London. “Since Justice Pain has to put his chance for Ultimate Championship up for grabs, it is only fair and honorable of me to do the exact same. So I’m asking any of the three remaining triple threat competitors who wish for a shot at glory to step up to the plate and accept my challenge.” Jason Cross comes out and … Yup. You guessed it. HE’S GOT THE STICK~! “You know what London. I accept. And when I beat you, I’ll go on to face whoever wins the next match at Midsummer Madness and become the #1 Contender for the Ultimate Championship!” Overall: 52 (Side Note: Yes, Paul London is letting Jason Cross have a chance for redemption. Yes, that’s stupid. Yes, that doesn’t make any sense. BUT IT WILL BE AN AWESOME MATCH~! ;_; …ok, my sense of logic for today’s show is slightly warped if anything.) Mikey Henderson vs Justice Pain. Match Background: Miracle is making his debut at this show. The Match: Miracle uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Miracle crushes Pain with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Justice Pain is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Pain slams Mikey Henderson. BIG clothesline on Miracle. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by Justice Pain! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pin, but Miracle is out just before the three count. Bodyslam by Pain. Mikey Henderson powers out of a Justice Pain headlock. Super kick by Mikey Henderson. Hooks the leg for a two count. Pain walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pin, but Pain is out just before the three count. Hard back suplex on Pain. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Mikey Henderson connects with a back heel kick on Pain and gets back up quickly. Pain flips out of a Mikey Henderson bodyslam attempt. BIG clothesline on Miracle. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Miracle! Mikey Henderson is in trouble. Pain Thriller!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Mikey Henderson leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Justice Pain comes running as well, and Miracle gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started. Overall: 58, Heat: 40, Quality: 77 (Side Note: Fans no likey Mikey because of a negative gimmick. Dammit. Well, Justice Pain is still going to have a shot at the #1 Contendership for the Ultimate Championship.) Orlando Jordan vs Air Paris. Match Background: None. The Match: Air Paris strikes Jordan. Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Jordan goes down. Air Paris hits a rolling kick on Jordan. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying elbow from Air Paris connects. Paris walks into a drop toe hold. Big dropkick by Orlando Jordan, who got a ton of air on the move. Orlando Jordan hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Paris blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Jordan takes a NICE hurrancarana from Air Paris. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Air Paris. Nicely done. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Paris walks into a drop toe hold. Jordan scoops and slams Air Paris. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Air Paris reverses a hip toss. Paris uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Orlando Jordan gets knocked to the ground by Paris. Here it comes - Slingshot Legdrop, forget about it. 1....2...3! Air Paris goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it. Overall: 48, Heat: 25, Quality: 71 (Side Note: …I shall never, EVER booker heels against heels again without a face being somewhere in that match, because DAMN THAT WAS UGLY~! At least heat wise.) Chance Beckett is in the ring. Look out! He’s got THE STICK~! “You know GQ. You might be a hell of a wrestler, but I must say that you don’t have one thing going for you. And that is Chance. You see, I’ve got Chance on my side, hence my name, and I assume you that all I need is one Chance to nail the Chance Encounter and you, my friend will be walking out of Midsummer Madness a loser of epic proportions.” Out from the back runs GQ, who slides into the ring and attacks. GQ moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Powerbomb To DDT. GQ leaves, the damage done. Overall: 65 (Side Note: Did you see that? I’m making my new Television title important! Isn’t that adorable?) Jason Cross vs Paul London. Match Background: None. The Match: THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Super kick by Paul London. Covers for a quick two count. Cross counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Cross hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Spin kick by Jason Cross to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. There's a two count on the pin. Tor-NADO DDT from Jason Cross, London got planted! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! London takes a flying neckbreaker from Jason Cross. Jason Cross gets taken down out of nowhere! Cross takes a NICE hurrancarana from Paul London. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Cross. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Second rope flying axe handle, Cross goes down. One day, London might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Paul London strikes Cross. Cross ducks a wild right hand. Jason Cross hits a rolling kick on London. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Diamond Dust from Jason Cross and London is out! Paul London gets knocked to the ground by Cross, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Crossfire! 1....2....3. Jason Cross offers a handshake to London...and he accepts it! My Opinion: *** rating for an above average match. Overall: 68, Heat: 47, Quality: 89 (Side Note: So I had London face off against Cross and lose. Those be the breaks. Hell of a match though. Definitely need to feud these guys when one of them turns.) Adam Windsor is in the ring, having a ceremony celebrating his recent success. Orange Crush comes out of the crowd and attacks. “You know, it isn’t fair that you won the Ultimate Championship, Adam. You had more of a rest period than I did and that didn’t suit well for me indeed. So I asked Mr. Jefferson that since you didn’t have an opponent for Midsummer Madness; that I would get that shot.” He throws Windsor off the platform he was on. Adam Windsor can barely stand. Orange Crush! Orange Crush leaves having won this battle. Overall: 54 (Side Notes: Yes, this plan is working BEAUTIFULLY~! FEUD BABY FEUD~!) +++ May 12th, 2004 Another decent show from UCW as they scored a 1.00 on the Tele last week. Overall about a 57 of 100, so not too shabby. The Tentative Card For UCW’s Midsummer Madness Marcus Chavayada vs. Leo Branford UCW Tag Team Titles On The Line Chance Becket vs. GQ for the Television Title Jason Cross vs. Justice Pain for #1 Contendership of the Ultimate Title Big Vito vs. Messiah Adam Windsor© vs. Orange Crush for the Ultimate Title

Chapter 4 – The Outbreak Begins April 29th, 2004 NWATNA seems to be wanting control of its destiny and has recently hired Juventud Guerrera, Jody Fleisch, and Mike Sanders. It comes as a shock to many to see Fleisch and Sanders as Fleisch had recently announced his retirement from wrestling and Sanders was recently on the outs with the creative team. But it appears that TNA has thrown enough cash at Fleisch and patched things up with Sanders, so this can only mean that TNA is making a serious run at the WWE. Also it has been said that Ultimate Championship Wrestling has a future announcement that will delight many wrestling fans and make it a staple in the wrestling industry. It has been reported that President Tyler Jefferson will be delivering this announcement on May 1st, 2004. Stay tuned as more details emerge. +++ May 1st, 2004 Well, today’s the day that I walk out and confirm the ‘suspicions’ about the rumors that I’ve got a big announcement. I, oh so ever, wonder how they knew about it? The big announcement was ‘leaked’ very well by my head of staff, Sophie. I fully figured that those self-righteous smarks would come out in doves to hear about it and assume that I was hiring Hulk Hogan or something ridiculous like that. But I had something more practical and actually of good use for this announcement. “Excuse me sir. But even I don’t know what this big announcement is. And I should since I’m supposed to be reporting back to your friends who lent you five million.” “What was that announcement you ask? Well, I really shouldn’t tell you before the big conference… But… Oh what the hell. You haven’t said anything, so I guess its safe to trust you with my announcement.” Sophie just looked at me to continue. Well, she probably also thought I was over the top insane as well, but hey! I’ll take that look and train of thought as meaning I’m being successful. Cause we all know, Federation Owners are the most inanest people you’ll meet. So that means I’m only moving forward and not backwards. “I’ve gotten a TV show for Ultimate Championship Wrestling! Yup! That’s right! It’s on WWN and in the primetime slot! Meaning I’ve got lots of opportunities to showcase the wonderful talent in UCW. It’s going to be great. Our first show is going to be this Tuesday, May the 4th! I’ve got ideas to make this show absolutely the GREATEST THING EVER~!” You know in anime how people’s do those jaw dropping face faults and utterly hilarious looks of surprise on their faces? That’s exactly how she looked like. It was just so funny I decided to go into my evil-maniacal-over-the-top-owner-laugh. You never know when you are going to need that laugh, you know, and by Bloody Hades, I need to make sure that it is a good one. So this was as good of a time to laugh as any! “But, but, but, but… Ok, I don’t know what you did to get that TV deal, and frankly, I think it is better off for me to not have a CLUE on how that happened, but that’s to soon! You don’t even have a lineup or informed the wrestlers or anything!” “Oh well, guess I might as well spill and let her know I was planning this for awhile. “Oh, this is something I’ve been planning for awhile. Like, I know how Messiah and Big Vito want to get at each other, so I signed up matches so that they must go through challengers first THEN they’ll get to face each other. Sorta like gauntlet of endurance! YAH! That’s even what I’ll call it! Gauntlet of Endurance! Sorta catchy eh? Gotta remember to do this next year, but at the big event.” “First, The Messiah takes on Adam Windsor. But WAIT~! There’s more to it than simple match! The Messiah must also put his Ultimate Championship title on the line! So Adam Windsor has a chance of walking out of the match the NEW Ultimate Champion! How you like that? BUT WAIT~! THERE’S MORE!” “Big Vito must take on Orange Crush! These two will battle and destroy one another before heading onto the main event of the show! Of course, I mean the winner.” Ok… Is it just me, or is that a smug look of ‘ha! Caught you in the cookie jar!’ Why do I get the feeling she’s going to point out a flaw? You know, just like how all women do, because they are superior to us men. That kinda thing. “But what if Orange Crush beats Big Vito?! What if Messiah loses to Adam Windsor?! A FUCKING ROOKIE COULD END UP BEING YOUR NEW ULTIMATE CHAMPION! ARE YOU INSANE?” “If Big Vito, Adam Windsor, Orange Crush or Messiah lose in the first match, the two losers will be banned from UCW till Midsummer Madness. I’m starting the madness of midsummer now. That’s all. Whoever wins the Messiah vs. Adam Windsor match is the Ultimate Champion and will face the winner of the Big Vito vs. Orange Crush match. The winners of those two matches will face off against each other with the Ultimate Championship on the line. Whoa! Calm down, I know what I’m doing. This is how you create ratings.” “You know. Make the ordinary person think: Can Messiah keeps his head in the match against Windsor to advance to meet his arch-rival? Can Big Vito pull out the victory and face off against his foe and show the world that he can do so? Will Crush be able to defeat Big Vito and take a shot at the Ultimate Champion and take away the Ultimate Championship? Or will Adam Windsor wrest the Ultimate Championship away from the Messiah and compete in a second match to leave the first ever Outbreak as the new Ultimate Champion? What will happen to those who fail? What is to be their fate? Who will face the Ultimate Champion, be it Messiah or a new Champion? Only way to find out is to be at Outbreak!” She just was staring at me with something close to respect. I think for the first time, I got through to her that I knew what I was doing on the show side of the game. That I was willing to take a few risks to set up a great storyline that plays itself. Bloody Hades, this stuff writes itself. She shook her head for moment and then said, “I’ll just give the report of last month now.” “Last month we’ve stayed at our popularity level. You probably need to raise advertisements and production for us to look more professional and be seen as a more viable company. Once again, we made money. Twice as much as last month apparently, so we can’t complain about our financial needs.” “Competition, Ultimate Pro Wrestling has gone bankrupt. This means a lot of their stars are without a brand and the good ones are ripe for the taking. Similarly, BJPW has announced its roster for the year and thankfully none of our wrestlers were currently on it. Also Anarchy (26) and Jonny C (19) had their b-days last month.” I looked down at a list that I just remembered about. Can’t forget this, otherwise I’ll have some problems later on. “Sophie can you please take this list? It is a list of wrestlers who have agreed to sign with my company for at least a year. This list is vital to my success and I need you to make sure everyone on that list signs.” I guess it’s just a womanly thing to go over a list, even if she really should be carrying it out, but whatever. I didn’t have time for games and hopefully she would get to it right away. Of course, she didn’t. “Mr. Jefferson, I don’t mean to intrude but some peoples names aren’t on this list and some people are on this list don’t even work for us. Like the current Tag Team Champions aren’t on the list, Justice Pain isn’t with us, an-” “Those that aren’t on the list feel that our company is below them and hence they won’t sign a deal. That’s why they aren’t on the listing. They will still work for us, but in a limited capacity.” “I see… Well then, I’ll go get to those contracts right away.” As she left, I pondered about who I chose and wondered if this was just how McMahon felt long ago. It isn’t easy running a federation. +++ May 4th, 2004 The One and Only Pre-Show A lone man dressed in a fancy Italian suit sits on an old beat up recliner. Most people would guess he was in his mid-twenties, and be correct. Although he looks like a toothpick in appearance, he sat there like he owned the whole entire world and was delivering a speech of monumental proportions. The young man’s eyes gaze towards the camera and a passionate fire could be seen within his pupils as he spoke. “Hello wrestling fans and casual viewers. My name is Tyler Jefferson. Tonight is the first of what I’m hoping to be many television shows of my company, Ultimate Championship Wrestling. Tonight’s first television and ever other one broadcasted on Tuesday will be called, Outbreak. This show is outbreak of vision, of grandiose, and of dreams. Our lineup is definitely something that you will undoubtedly enjoy. Our first two matches will determine the top two contenders for the newly created Ultimate Television Championship. Those two contenders will then compete against one another on May 30th, 2004 for the Television Title at Midsummer Madness. Next a new tag team to UCW will face off against a standard one. Calling themselves, Full Throttle, these newcomers, Sean Casey and Chris Bambini will take on the rebellious Bleeding Souls, who consist of Aidan Nathans and Austin Lee. From there we get into what surely will be a glorious match, the first of three Gauntlet of Endurance matches. These Gauntlet of Endurance matches pit off two opposing forces against two other wrestlers before having the right to face off against one another. The losers of the first two matches will be banned from competition in Ultimate Championshp Wrestling till our event, Midsummer Madness. The first Gauntlet of Endurance match has the UCW Ultimate Champion, The Messiah face off against Adam Windsor. It should be an entertaining battle as The Messiah not only has to worry about winning, worry about what will happen when Big Vito gets his hands on him, but also worry about the possibility of losing his Ultimate Championship to the young man, as the title is on the line. Our next match has Air Paris, Paul London and Orlando Jordan facing off against each other. It should be an entertaining match up as these men look to increase their status and be a viable contender to the Ultimate Champion. The next match is the second of the three Gauntlet of Endurance matches. This match has Big Vito facing off against Orange Crush. This shall be an entertaining match. Can Big Vito destroy Orange Crush? Or will he be off his game in thinking about Messiah? Can Orange Crush pull off the upset? Or will Orange Crush be thinking about the main event more than the match up before him. Next match is for the UCW Ultimate Tag Team Championship. Adam Flash and Danny Rose, The Rachies, became the #1 Contenders at No Remorse and had a shot at the Tag Team Champions, Chicano and Anarchy at Midsummer Madness. I say had, because as soon as The Rachies found out about the first Outbreak, they demanded a shot against the Tag Team Champions this show. I granted their request as, how could I refuse their determination. Next we have another triple threat that has Jason Cross, Justice Pain and Ken Anderson. Originally, Mikey Henderson was supposed to be in this match, but he ended up getting sick and so Ken Anderson will have a shot at seeing if he belongs with the Ultimate Championship competitors. Our main event of the evening will be the Gauntlet End Match. The winners of the two Gauntlet of Endurance matches will compete against one another in the Gauntlet End Match. Also the coveted, Ultimate Championship will be on the line as the Champion, be it Messiah or Adam Windsor will immediately have to defend the title against a new opponent. Could it be that we have a new Champion tonight? Or perhaps two new Champions? Or maybe Messiah can go the distance and retain his Ultimate Championship and prove that he is worthy of the title. And so, without further ado, I present to you, Ultimate Championship Wrestling’s Outbreak.” Opening Theme Song – Three Doors Down “Down In Flames” The Show GQ vs Leo Branford vs Seth Knight vs Ken Anderson. Match Background: This will be a four corners bout. GQ is making his debut at this show. Knight is making his debut at this show. Anderson is making his debut at this show. The Match: THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Leo Branford kicks the leg, knocks Anderson down, and goes to work on it. There's a two count on the pin. Spear by Leo Branford. Ken Anderson comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Hard back suplex on Leo. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. There's a two count on the pin. Leo takes a NICE hurrancarana from Ken Anderson. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ken Anderson misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Standing leg lariat by Leo Branford on Knight. Tag to Seth Knight. Seth Knight hits a rolling kick on Anderson. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying cross body off the top rope! Flying elbow from Seth Knight connects. Back heel kick off the second rope, Anderson goes down. Pin, but Anderson is out just before the three count. Knight tags out to GQ. GQ snap suplexes Anderson HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, GQ is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! GQ brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Anderson in the ring! Hooks the leg for a two count. GQ drives a thrust kick into the chest of Anderson. Covers for a quick two count. Reverse DDT on Anderson. Pin, but Anderson is out just before the three count. Tag between Ken Anderson and Leo Branford. Lightning kick by Leo on GQ. Spin kick by Leo Branford to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. STIFF high kick on GQ by Leo Branford. GQ blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Swan dive headbutt from GQ but without much elevation on the move. Marcus Chavayada comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Leo Branford turns around. Marcus Chavayada spins Leo around. Marcus Chavayada hits the Wildbomb! Marcus leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. GQ pins Leo. My Opinion: Not good enough to earn an entire star. 3/4* for you. Overall: 50, Heat: 30, Quality: 71 (Side Note: YES THE FEUD LIVES ON~! You better believe Leo ain’t going to stay lying down for this… Uh, Leo? Um… Leo? …oh crap… He’s out like a light. PARAMEDICS~! …oh wait, he’s stirring, nevermind. Just knocked loopy.) Chicano and Anarchy are in the ring. Anarchy has THE STICK~! “Now then, I’ve heard that me and Chicano here have got to defend our titles a little earlier than we planned to. You know what I say to this? Fine, you two jerks want to bring it, we’ll settle this and we’ll face some more worthy opponents at Midsummer Madness. The sooner we face this trash, the better. The Rachies come out onto the sound stage. Danny Rose takes THE STICK~! and waves it around like he just doesn’t care! Of course, he talks while waving THE STICK~! around. “You idiots just don’t get it do you? Adam Flash and I are The Rachies. We don’t care if you were God and Jesus Themselves, we’d still bitch slap you and your pathetic friend right back to whatever wasteland of a home you two come from. You two might’ve been able to defend your titles against some cheap ass tag teams, but let me assure you, you are nothing more than a obstacle in our way from being the Tag Team Champions.” Of course this leads to the two teams trade insults for a while before leaving. Overall: 54 (Side Note: And that effectively sets up the Tag Team match. Am I good? Or am I awesome? I think awesome, don’t you?) Marcus Chavayada vs Chance Beckett vs Sonjay Dutt vs Tommy Diablo. Match Background: This will be a four corners bout. The Match: Dutt walks into a high dropkick from Chance Beckett, almost losing several teeth in the process. Implant DDT by Chance Beckett! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. Dutt backdrops Chance Beckett out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Sonjay Dutt. Tag between Sonjay Dutt and Tommy Diablo. Spin kick by Tommy Diablo to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Chance Beckett charges, Tommy D moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Diamond Dust from Tommy Diablo and Beckett is out! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Beckett takes a flying neckbreaker from Tommy Diablo. Tommy D walks into a drop toe hold. Tag to Marcus Chavayada. Tommy D walks into a side slam. Marcus Chavayada with a spinning neckbreaker on Tommy D. Marcus Chavayada misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Hard back suplex on Marcus. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Diamond Dust from Tommy Diablo and Marcus is out! Tommy D tags out to Chance Beckett. Chance Beckett hits a rolling kick on Marcus. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Diamond Dust from Chance Beckett and Marcus is out! Leo Branford comes running down the aisle with a chair! Beckett and Marcus Chavayada continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Leo Branford slides in and blasts Marcus Chavayada with a chair to the head! Leo climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Marcus Chavayada gets knocked to the ground by Beckett, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Chance Encounter!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating. Overall: 64, Heat: 43, Quality: 86 (Side Note: HA HA TO YOU MARCUS~! Ah, the feud is starting to get out of hand! I didn’t plan that at all! *crosses fingers behind his back* This is a shoot now, I swear! …I feel like Russo now.) Irish Drinking Team are in the ring. Chris Stylez obtains THE STICK~! and wields it like he does this professionally. “You know, me and Ian were thinking to ourselves not that long ago about how we’ve heard about this new tag team and how they are supposed to be so great. Well, Ian and I don’t find you two too great at all. We think you two don’t even belong in professional wrestling. Because you two jackoffs are just the sort of people that make regular folks hate professional wrestling you got that?” Oh, here it comes. Ian Knoxx has taken THE STICK~! This should be good. “That’s right Chris. You know, if you two idiots feel so damn lucky, we not only challenge you to a match next week, but we invite your asses down to this ring to feel the hospitality of the Irish Drinking Team!” From the back come Suicide Blondes, who run in and attack. Irish Drinking Team get swiftly beaten down, and end up lying on their backs in the ring thanks to the newcomers. Overall: 53 (Side Notes: Yup. That’s right, it is the Irish Drinking Team vs. Suicide Blondes NEXT WEEK~! Hopefully that’s a great idea for a main event, cause I don’t got one up my sleeve like oh Messiah vs. Orange Crush for the UCW Ultimate Championship and Orange Crush winning after Big Vito smashes Messiah good! …wait, I just gave it away, aw Bloody Hades. I also ruined tonight’s main event. Aw man. Ok, you guys can stop reading this show and head to the next. Sorry guys. I promise not to spoil a show again. *snicker*) Full Throttle vs Bleeding Souls. Match Background: Chris is making his debut at this show. Casey is making his debut at this show. Chris and Casey are teaming up as Full Throttle for the first time tonight. The Match: Lee takes a back suplex. Lee takes a hard, stinging chop from Chris. One word: Ow. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Sean Casey. Chris Bambini scoops up Lee. Casey bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. Lee takes a flying neckbreaker from Sean Casey. Austin Lee pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Casey takes a NICE hurrancarana from Austin Lee. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Austin Lee and Aidan Nathans. Spear by Aidan Nathans. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Aidan Nathans snap suplexes Casey HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Nathans is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Casey counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Implant DDT by Sean Casey! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tag to Chris Bambini. A kick from Chris is delivered to the leg. Nathans tags out to Austin Lee. Lee takes a hard, stinging chop from Chris. One word: Ow. Austin Lee is all alone...Ignition!! 1....2....3! Full Throttle go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win. My Opinion: Do you know what * means? It's the equivalent of buying your favorite soft drink, looking under the cap and seeing 'Sorry, Try again.' At least you got the soft drink. Overall: 55, Heat: 38, Quality: 73 (Side Notes: I had to give these guys the win. Bleeding Souls isn’t really that over yet, so I had to give Full Throttle the win.) The Messiah vs Adam Windsor. Match Background: This match is for the UCW Ultimate title. The Messiah has been UCW Ultimate champion since 25 April 2004. The Match: Adam Windsor strikes Messiah. STIFF high kick on Messiah by Adam Windsor. STIFF high kick on Messiah by Adam Windsor. There's a two count on the pin. Windsor uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Covers for a quick two count. The Messiah reverses a hip toss. The Messiah hits some punches. How generic. Hooks the leg for a two count. Windsor walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Windsor pushes out of a The Messiah hold. Diamond Dust from Adam Windsor and Messiah is out! Adam Windsor moves in for the kill. Kryptonite Krunch! 1....2....3. Messiah is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is. My Opinion: Oh, look out...almost ***, but not quite. **3/4. Overall: 74, Heat: 65, Quality: 83 (Side Note: OMG~! I PRESENT THE SWERVE~! YOU HAVE A NEW ULTIMATE CHAMPION! But he’s still got one more match to go tonight! And bye bye Messiah. Till Midsummer Madness!) Air Paris vs Paul London vs Orlando Jordan. Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. Paris is making his debut at this show. London is making his debut at this show. Jordan is making his debut at this show. The Match: Paul London kicks the leg, knocks Jordan down, and goes to work on it. Paris just WAFFLES London with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Air Paris gets taken down out of nowhere! Nice piledriver on Paris. Big piledriver on London. Covers for a quick two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Air Paris. Pin, but Jordan is out just before the three count. Jordan kicks Air Paris in the gut to reverse the momentum. Paris walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Back heel kick off the second rope, Jordan goes down. Paul London floors Orlando Jordan...and climbs the turnbuckles. London Calling!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started. Overall: 60, Heat: 46, Quality: 75 (Side Note: So with this match, Paul London is looking like a competitor for the Ultimate Championship. Hm… Ultimate Champion Paul London, I like the sounds of that, don’t you?) Big Vito vs Orange Crush. Match Background: None. The Match: Crush slams Big Vito. Crush slams Big Vito down and motions to the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Vito ducks a wild right hand. BIG clothesline on Crush. Big Vito hits some punches. How generic. Big Vito with a spinning neckbreaker on Crush. Orange Crush comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Spinebuster by Orange Crush. The Messiah comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Big Vito turns around. The Messiah spins Vito around. The Messiah hits the The Godsmack! Messiah leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Crush defeats Vito. The Messiah isn't finished with his attack yet! Big Vito stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from The Messiah. The Godsmack!!! Big Vito has been put down on the canvas! The Messiah shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Vito gets picked up...and hit with another The Godsmack! Big Vito is spread-eagled on the canvas. Messiah again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...The Godsmack, the third one in a row! The Messiah eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Vito, who isn't moving. My Opinion: I'm capable of giving out high star ratings...but only for matches that really deserve it. This one didn't. **1/4. Overall: 68, Heat: 55, Quality: 81 (Side Note: With that, Orange Crush will face off against Adam Windsor for the Ultimate Championship in Gauntlet End Match. Even though Messiah was the cause of Big Vito’s defeat, they will now both be banned till Midsummer Madness. Rules are rules after all.) Chicano and Anarchy vs The Rachies. Match Background: This match is for the UCW Tag Team titles. Chicano and Anarchy have been UCW Tag Team champions since 21 March 2004. The Match: Danny Rose kicks the leg, knocks Chicano down, and goes to work on it. Implant DDT by Danny Rose! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Danny Rose and Adam Flash. The Rachies whip Chicano into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flash uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Chicano blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Chicano and Anarchy. Flying cross body off the top rope! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Flash takes a flying neckbreaker from Anarchy. Anarchy misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Flash hits a dropkick on Anarchy and gets right back up. Flash tags out to Danny Rose. Danny Rose strikes Anarchy. Tag to Chicano. Rose uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Chicano charges, Rose moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Chicano knocks Rose to the outside, then signals for the Swanton Bomb. He reaches out of the ring for Danny Rose...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Rose sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. The Rachies nod at each other...and they attack Chicano and Anarchy! The element of surprise works in their favour, and they have soon left Chicano and Anarchy down and out on the canvas. My Opinion: *1/4 rating. Don't be upset. There are people in third world countries who can barely afford one star, let alone one and a quarter. Overall: 60, Heat: 47, Quality: 73 (Side Note: No HOUSE EN FUGO~! In a tag match? You kidding me? Dames is off his rockers that’s for sure. And once again, we’ve got new Champions. *someone reminds me about the bell shot* THE REF DIDN’T SEE IT! HE HAS TO SEE IT TO MAKE ME BAN SOMEONE! *is told that isn’t very logical at all* Uh, um… baka… *hides away from the logic*) Jason Cross vs Justice Pain vs Ken Anderson. Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. Cross is making his debut at this show. Pain is making his debut at this show. Anderson is making his debut at this show. The Match: STIFF high kick on Pain by Jason Cross. STIFF high kick on Anderson by Jason Cross. Cross walks into a drop toe hold. Pain drives a thrust kick into the chest of Cross. Pain takes a NICE hurrancarana from Ken Anderson. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Second rope flying axe handle, Anderson goes down. One day, Cross might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Anderson counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Pain \ Anderson whip Cross into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Death valley driver by Justice Pain! No one executes that move properly anymore. Ken Anderson strikes Pain. Ken Anderson misses a clothesline. BIG clothesline on Cross. Jason Cross is in trouble. Here it comes - Pain Thriller. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: *1/4 rating. Don't be upset. There are people in third world countries who can barely afford one star, let alone one and a quarter. Overall: 58, Heat: 42, Quality: 75 (Side Note: Justice Pain and Paul London to square off for the right to kick each others ass! Next week? Nah, I was thinking of Jason Cross and Orlando Jordan. Come on, you know you want that match more. See? I listen to my subjects … I mean viewers.) Orange Crush vs Adam Windsor. Match Background: This match is for the UCW Ultimate title. Adam Windsor has been UCW Ultimate champion since 04 May 2004. The Match: Adam Windsor connects with a back heel kick on Crush and gets back up quickly. Crush blocks a punch. STIFF~! chop lights up Windsor who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Adam Windsor charges, Crush moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Orange Crush scores with a big spinebuster. Cover, but there's no one to count for Orange Crush! Windsor reverses a Orange Crush hammerlock. Spin kick by Adam Windsor to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Super kick by Adam Windsor. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Crush. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Orange Crush elbows Adam Windsor in the face to break a hammerlock. Massive backbreaker on Windsor and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Adam Windsor powers out of a Orange Crush headlock. Orange Crush is in trouble. Here it comes - Kryptonite Krunch. 1....2...3, it's finished. Adam Windsor is still in the ring celebrating. Orange Crush pushes the referee away. Orange Crush spins Windsor around. Orange Crush hits the Orange Crush! My Opinion: Smack dab in the middle of the star spectrum for an average match. **1\2. Overall: 61, Heat: 51, Quality: 83 (Side Note: And Adam Windsor retains and is your Ultimate Champion. Great match up that can only get better. Since you know, Orange Crush and Adam Windsor will be looking to kick each others ass sometime soon. Oh, you know it is on! FEUD TIME! And yes, Messiah and Big Vito will not be with my company till Midsummer Madness. I wasn’t kidding about the banning part. *reminded once again of the banning that should be happening to Danny Rose* Uh… BYE~! *runs away*) +++ May 5th, 2004 And once again, it’s time for news pertaining to Ultimate Championship Wrestling. Their first televised event, Outbreak went off without a problem and the general reaction was booked quite well. Outbreak managed to score a 1.00 on Neilsen Ratings, which is the most you could probably obtain on a network like WWN. Overall the show was generally well done, about a 60 out of a 100 for a televised event. Definitely a good start to them being on TV.

Uh... Hey. Why did this get unpinned?

At least it is better than me. And actually, I'm profitting a lot more from some trades than I have rights to be. So I'll probably make a mad dash for the Top 6 and fall short like I did in the NFL league.

...wait. So is Benoit being used for a catalyst to further the "seperation" between Raw and Smackdown? That's kinda interesting. As far as Benoit wrestling, I doubt it. Unless it is Mark Henry.

You know, looking at that, I realize something. I just fucked up big time and gave you the exact piece you were looking for, didn't I? Have fun with the World Title Raza.

Top 6 get a shot at World Champion. Bottom 6 (7-12) battle out to basically show that even though you may have had a bad season, you still were a damn fine team. Just caught on fire late. Next year though, I think we up the roster to 3G, 2F, 1C, 1U. Cause I'm sorry but how many of us have like about 4-5Gs on our team?

I call it now. New England Patriots vs. Carolina Panthers Round 2, next year, Super Bowl XXXVIV

And a small "Adam" started up.

Delhomme or Smith for Carolina. Givens for Patriots. Since it goes to the winning team, it'll be Givens.

And that is it. It is over. Unless Delhomme can make magic happen with 4 seconds left.

Yup. You called it. Good job.

Nope. We aren't. Patriots are going to win.

It is going to OT people. We will get the first Super Bowl in OT.