Lightning Flik

Third of a quintuplet post.

Second post of a quintuplet post.

Holy damn, the first of a quintuplet post.

Inca (or if you prefer, Squirtle!), have you read my EWR Diary yet?

Start your own promotion. That always does the trick.

*facefaults* ...dear God no... Not YOU TOO! LET THE DAMN JOKE DIE~!

I'd like to request 3 images for my EWR Diary. I'd like one that's 100x100, 756x53, and 300x150. For the 100x100 it needs to have UCW on it. For the 756x53 it needs to have Ultimate Championship Wrestling (with UCW faded into the background). For the 300x150 it needs to have Ultimate Championship Wrestling. I leave the rest of the images up to your own vivid imagination. Thanks to willing to do this for me. Appreciate it.

It's already spread. Take a look at the WWE folder and you pretty much see the virus known as "Ignormus Idiocious". Then again it can not be assertained if the WWE folder contracted the virus from NHB or whether the WWE folder was the host of the virus and let it spread to NHB.

DAMMIT~! TAKE THE GIRL TO SHOW~! Geezus, it's Ring of Honor's Second Anniversary Show. I'd take my girlfriend. Of course, I'd only have a girlfriend interested in wrestling, and of course, myself.

Ok then, no worries. Thanks though for at least trying.

WWN. They are always a good choice when needing a starting TV company. If you need one with high Neilsen ratings, try TSN, The Score, Teilsistema, Telemicro, Telecentro, Direct TV, Sunshine Network, SamuriTV. Also, if you don't have say 70 in production and are currently running at (like me) only 50, go with a network like WWN, who's production only requires a minimum of 10. You'll have better chances of scoring this way. And remember that risk is your friend. If you need a TV deal, and your risk is say 65 and the network's minimum is 70, lower the risk to about 55-60 and you'll increase your chances of getting that TV offer. Besides, you can always increase when you get the deal (although, not too much otherwise the network heads will complain).

Aw thanks. UYI. I appreciate it. And after next Chapter, I'll be able to take any ideas or thoughts and see if I can apply them to my company as I'll finally be caught up.

Meh... It's alright... Not bad for the attempt, I'll admit I was amused.

Chapter 3 – Everything Goes KABLAM~! (And Not In The Good Way) March 28th, 2004 Rapidly gaining in popularity, IWA-PR has now become a widely popular Cult federation. With its ever increasing audience is it only a matter of time before IWA-PR becomes a major player in the wrestling world? In other news, CM Punk has once again left UCW but instead this time for FLI. It has been heard that President Tyler Jefferson was absolutely livid that CM Punk at no time gave any indications that he would be leaving and Jefferson can’t believe that CM Punk walked out on him. We still have yet to get CM Punk’s side of the story. Donovan Morgan has been apparently banned from UCW competition after giving Nova a bell shot that wasn’t originally planned. UCW says that Morgan violated his contract and purposely tried to hurt Nova, but most inside sources say that this is a work because Morgan is actually tied up with IWA-PR for the next while and hence, he had to be effectively written out. Not the best method considering this is wrestling. /// April 1st, 2004 Man, things just weren’t going my way heading into April. Firstly, my competition, IWA-PR made Cult status, CM Punk left, and oh yah. That blasted Morgan walked out on me despite how I was setting up a three way with him winning the title. DAMN HIS SOUL TO THE ETERNAL PIT OF HADES~! Well, at least Sophie’s going to be giving me some great news and I can sit back and enjoy the greatness that is me. As I am great and all, am I not? I mean, banning Morgan was genius. Those smarks will bite if I ever bring him back and pit him off against Nova again. They’ll bite it so good, I’ll be rolling in my success. Sophie saunters in, as only she can. Giving me that glare of ‘if you are having sexy thoughts about me, I’ll kill you’ and of course, that just makes me think of sexy thoughts of her. Oh, come on. She’s so kawaii when she looks like that. Tight lipped, eyes like a falcon getting its prey, and giving off the body language of ‘I’m all that’. …too bad my girlfriend, Kathy, would kick my ass if I made a move on Sophie. Too dream… “Excuse me, Mr. Jefferson, but I’m here with the report for this month.” “Go ahead assistant. MAKE MY WRESTLING LIFE~!” “You get weirder each visit I make. You know that?” “Let’s just say that I’ve got a droll sense of humor.” “More like you are a disgusting, perverted bastard.” “Hey! I resent that! I’m a hot, 24 year old man, and I knew my father.” “Pfft. …can I just get on with the report?” “Go ahead.” “This last event you had was quite good. A lot to improve on but quite good as it drew a crowd of 402 people. Our popularity has at least gone up by 5 points, so we are sitting at 71 now. We made money off of last month, although half as much as the month before. WWN has told us that although our programming isn’t good enough at the moment.” “Good to hear that our event was a success and how we continue to build on our current fan base. As for WWN, I guess I’ll try my luck at getting a TV deal later on. For now, I’ll concentrate on producing some awesome shows to help us get bigger.” “Speaking of TV deals, Heartland Wrestling Association has recently had its HWA TV increased to Prime Time. Same for Velocity and Ring of Honor’s High Impact. Also, Ring of Honor has a new TV show on Wednesday called ‘Honor Bound’” “Why is it everyone has a freaking TV deal besides me? Ugh… I feel like I’m the black sheep of the popular wrestling federations.” “World Japan has announced its roster for the coming year. Just so you know, Big Vito was not included and hence will be able to work a full schedule for us.” “That’s good to know. I don’t mind my guys going to Japan and getting a few extra bucks, but it does become difficult to work around certain shows.” “Chris Stylez (22), Colt Cabana (25), and Chance Beckett (25) all had their birthdays last month. They appreciated getting the small gifts that you gave them.” “Not much, but I’m happy that they enjoyed them.” “Probably the biggest shocker to come this month is that Sting has announced that this month will be his final month of wrestling. He’ll be retiring here after.” “Wow! I always thought he’d be like Hogan or Flair, or better yet, Funk, and be around forever. Quite a shocker…” “You know, he’s quite serious about it. You don’t have to be sarcastic.” “I was being serious.” “Oh… I’m sorry.” “Thanks for the report, Sweetass, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be planning my next event up and hopefully everything will go according to plan.” Of course, she wasn’t happy with me calling her what I had and left with a huff and slammed the door shut. I don’t know what was worse. I was actually serious during most the report she had given, or the fact that I had no clue of what to book other than the main event for April’s event, No Remorse. /// April 1st, 2004 Card for Sunday, April 25th, 2004 – No Remorse Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: The Rachies vs. Featured Attraction vs. The Irish Drinking Team vs. Bleeding Souls UCW Tag Team Titles Match: Chicano and Anarchy© vs. Pure Impact Handicap Match: Spanky and Adam Windsor vs. Colt Cabana UCW Ultimate Title Match: Nova© vs. Big Vito vs. The Messiah /// April 7th, 2004 Took me about three minutes to actually think up that card after I said I had no clue. And it only took it seven days to fuck the card up. …wow, shocker eh? Well, I got a call from Doc Spike Bowie. He told me that Jonny C, one half of Featured Attraction, had just had his ankle break and would be sidelined at least two months. Considering I was going to push the hell out of Jonny C and Onyx as my major face team, I had to revert to not having them around. Dammit. Just greatness. /// April 14th, 2003 World Wrestling Entertainment has went on an interesting signing spree and picked up, Randy Savage and Mike Tyson. Word around is that management wishes for both men to feud with Triple H on the Raw brand. Randy Savage and Triple H will face each other as both men’s careers went along similar paths to where they became their greatest. As for the Triple H vs. Mike Tyson scenario, it is believed that Triple H will downplay the legitimacy of Boxing and of all boxers; Mike Tyson will come out to defend its honor. Look for Triple H to retain the World Heavyweight Title in both scenarios. Some interesting news coming out of Ultimate Championship Wrestling. The card for No Remorse on Sunday, April 25th, 2004 has strangely had two of its announced matches changed. And although the reasons given are a little weak for the smark at heart, bear with us as we’ll tell the truth afterwards. The first being the handicap of Spanky and Adam Windsor vs. Colt Cabana (real reason this became a handicap in the first place was because Punk left). It was originally thought that since it was a two on one attack on Spanky, that he and his friend Adam Windsor could get the same twisted justice against Colt Cabana as the luxury assault Cabana and Punk had on Spanky. However, Ultimate Championship Wrestling has announced that Colt Cabana has busted up Spanky pretty badly in a public place earlier on and Spanky will not be able to perform. You probably guess the incident was staged, but the real reason why the match was changed to Adam Windsor vs. Colt Cabana, is because Spanky left for IWA-PR instead. With two sudden shifts to IWA-PR, a lot of people might question: could it be that there are some backstage problems within Ultimate Championship Wrestling? The answer is no. Ultimate Championship Wrestling just recently had to painfully say goodbye to its Ultimate Champion, Nova, after he and Johnny B. Badd both signed contracts with Global fed NWATNA. That is why Ultimate Championship Wrestling has said that Nova has been deemed unfit for competition in UCW, and hence the Ultimate Champion Title Match will be Big Vito vs. The Messiah. And finally, since Featured Attraction’s Jonny C recently became injuried due to breaking his ankle, don’t expect Onyx to be on the No Remorse card at all. Word has it that creative told him that he won’t be of any use to them as the show was all pre-planned ahead of time and that there wouldn’t be a place for him on the current show. UCW has given tryout contracts to both Al B. Damm and Seth Knight. Not really too sure what’s this all about, but many believe that this is just because of recent events with many ‘well known’ stars leaving, that UCW is just covering its bases in obtaining new stars. Ultimate Championship Wrestling’s Sunday, April 25th, 2004 -No Remorse Card: Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: The Rachies vs. The Irish Drinking Team vs. Bleeding Souls UCW Tag Team Match: Chicano and Anarchy© vs. Pure Impact Tommy Suede vs. Tommy Diablo Adam Windsor vs. Colt Cabana UCW Ultimate Championship Match (For Vacant Title): Big Vito vs. The Messiah /// April 14th, 2004 I clearly remember Nova walking into my office today. I clearly remember him asking to see me. And here I had thought that he wanted to talk to me about his upcoming title defense. I had thought maybe he’d ask to feud with an up and coming superstar that I was building, like Adam Windsor or someone… “Mr. Jefferson, I’d just like you to have the Ultimate Championship Belt back. I got a deal with NWATNA that I just couldn’t refuse and so I signed with them. I’m sorry, but I’m not getting any younger and I really need to have some security in my life. Which this contract provides. I’m truly sorry, but I’ll be starting right away, so here’s the title belt.” That reality came crashing down on me pretty damn hard and did it hurt. I mean, now maybe I understand how Vince felt when Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Hulk Hogan and Bret Hart left him. For a brief moment, I wanted to screw Nova, any way I could manage. I couldn’t of course, but if I had the opportunity like Vince McMahon did with Bret Hart… I could understand you know. Nova was just looking at the pain and frustration I felt seeped out and onto my face. Here I was, about to have an awesome show and then Nova has to come along and ruin everything. I was going to build my whole promotion around this man, but in the end it wasn’t going to be. I was going to have to figure out something else. “I’m disappointed in what you are giving up, as the chances of you becoming the best in NWATNA are hard to gauge. Yet, good luck, Nova.” With that he left my office and my company. With that, I lost my Ultimate Champion and my respectability that I had gotten for the title. With that… It was the start of a new day. Although I brooded on Nova’s decision into the next day, I soon realized that I needed to plan out what I was going to do. Henceforth, I called up Sophie and left a message on her answering machine to drop a copy of this event’s show to WWN and see if that’ll intice them into getting a TV deal. In the meantime, I hit the hay and got on with life. And with my company. /// April 25, 2004 Card For No Remorse Tag Team #1 Contender’s Match: The Rachies vs. The Irish Drinking Team vs. Bleeding Souls UCW Tag Team Match: Chicano and Anarchy© vs. Pure Impact Tommy Suede vs. Tommy Diablo Adam Windsor vs. Colt Cabana UCW Ultimate Championship Match (For Vacant Title): Big Vito vs. The Messiah The Show Sunday, April 25th, 2004 No Remorse Leo Branford is backstage in his locker room. In comes Marcus Chavayada, and he attacks. They begin brawling around the room. Ricky Banderas comes in too, and he joins in the attack on Leo. The two-on-one attack leaves Leo Branford down in his own locker room. Overall: 55 (Side Note: See Marcus get friend to help him beat on Leo. See Marcus and Ricky beat down on Leo. See Marcus and Leo feud continue on.) The Rachies vs Irish Drinking Team vs Bleeding Souls. Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. Lee is making his debut at this show. He is a regular with YPW. Nathans is making his debut at this show. Lee and Nathans are teaming up as Bleeding Souls for the first time tonight. The Match: Rose hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Stylez takes a flying neckbreaker from Danny Rose. Tag between Danny Rose and Austin Lee. Second rope flying axe handle, Stylez goes down. One day, Lee might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hooks the leg for a two count. Stylez flips out of a Austin Lee bodyslam attempt. Stylez tags out to Ian Knoxx. Irish Drinking Team whip Lee into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Lee tags out to Aidan Nathans. Knoxx is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Knoxx walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Knoxx tags out to Adam Flash. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Adam Flash by Nathans. Remember when that was a legit finish? Flash powers out of a headlock. Aidan Nathans can barely stand. Here it comes - The Last Call. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: It was close to a ** match, but I just can't stand too many blown spots. *3/4 Overall: 60, Heat: 43, Quality: 78 (Side Note: And so your new #1 contenders for the Tag Team Titles, The Irish Drinking Team! Who will they face? Chicano and Anarchy or The Rachies? STAY TOONED!) Banderas \ Marcus are in the ring. Marcus grabs THE STICK~! “You just don’t get it, do you Leo? You might’ve been right that I didn’t win that match, but I’ll prove to you that I am the best wrestling in this industry and throughout Ultimate Championship Wrestling. See my buddy here? Well, Ricky Banderas believes in what I claim and hell, I didn’t even have to offer him a chance at kicking your ass, he just took it. Now the question is for you, Leo. Do you really want to mess with me?” Out onto the stage comes Leo Branford and he looks like more pissed off than he was last month at All Out Assault. “Are you done bragging about your little cheap shot tactic? Because if you are, then I’ve got an offer for you. Since you and your buddy seemed warmed up for a challenge, why don’t you two take on both me and a buddy of my choosing in a match.” Marcus and Banderas laugh at Leo, before calmly replying. “Fine. You name the stipulations as well and bring your friend on down and we’ll have a merry ol’ tag match in which we kick your ass.” Leo raises his voice so as to make sure that Marcus hears every word. “My partner is Chance Beckett and there are only two stipulations to this match, Marcus. First being that this is a regular tag team match and the second is that this match is next.” Out comes Beckett, and the two teams stare each other down. Overall: 53 (Feel the hatred between Marcus and Leo. Can you feel it? CAN YOU FEEL IT!? Its just lukewarm now isn’t it?) Marcus Chavayada and Ricky Banderas vs Chance Beckett and Leo Branford. Match Background: Beckett is making his debut at this show. He also works for PWG and LXW. Leo and Marcus have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. The Match: Implant DDT by Leo Branford! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Super kick by Leo Branford. Hooks the leg for a two count. Leo tags out to Chance Beckett. Chance Beckett scoops up Banderas. Leo bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Beckett uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Hooks the leg for a two count. Chance Beckett connects with a back heel kick on Banderas and gets back up quickly. Ricky Banderas comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tiger suplex on Beckett. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Tag between Ricky Banderas and Marcus Chavayada. Marcus slams Chance Beckett down and motions to the crowd. Marcus Chavayada hits a bulldog off the ropes. Beckett counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Beckett tags out to Leo Branford. Marcus takes a NICE hurrancarana from Leo Branford. Back heel kick off the second rope, Marcus goes down. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Marcus is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Marcus flips out of a Leo Branford bodyslam attempt. Leo gets hit with a HUGE clothesline. Marcus Chavayada gets whipped into the corner. Leo charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Marcus uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Marcus \ Banderas nod at each other...and they attack Leo \ Beckett! The element of surprise works in their favour, and they have soon left Leo \ Beckett down and out on the canvas. My Opinion: Hmm. Only gets * from me. Overall: 55, Heat; 38, Quality: 73 (Side Note: Look at the heels do damage. See them damage the heroes. Feud continues. Need I say more?) Chicano and Anarchy vs Pure Impact. Match Background: This match is for the UCW Tag Team titles. Chicano and Anarchy have been UCW Tag Team champions since 21 March 2004. The Match: Hard back suplex on Chicano. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Derek Frazier. Derek Frazier scoops up Chicano. Dutt bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Implant DDT by Derek Frazier! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chicano walks into a high dropkick from Derek Frazier, almost losing several teeth in the process. Frazier charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Back heel kick off the second rope, Frazier goes down. Chicano tags out to Anarchy. Implant DDT by Anarchy! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Frazier takes a NICE hurrancarana from Anarchy. Derek Frazier reverses a hip toss. Tag between Derek Frazier and Sonjay Dutt. Lightning kick by Dutt on Anarchy. Anarchy walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Standing leg lariat by Sonjay Dutt on Anarchy. Anarchy powers out of a headlock. SUPER frankensteiner on Dutt, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Sonjay Dutt is in trouble. Here it comes - Total Anarchy. 1....2...3, it's finished. Chicano and Anarchy go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win. My Opinion: Well, hello there *1/4 rating, how are you? Overall: 59, Heat: 45, Quality: 73 (Side Note: Like you didn’t see this coming? With my Ultimate Title having to change hands (although via unwanted means), I wasn’t about to change the Tag Team Titles here.) Tommy Diablo vs Tommy Suede. Match Background: None. The Match: Standing leg lariat by Tommy Suede on Tommy D. Tommy D blocks a kick from Tommy Suede. Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Smooth goes down. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Power drive elbow by Tommy Diablo. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Cover, but there's no one to count for Tommy Diablo! Tommy Suede comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Tommy D takes a NICE hurrancarana from Tommy Suede. Covers for a quick two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Tommy D goes down. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tommy Diablo comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tommy D crushes Smooth with a huge legdrop. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Tommy Diablo misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Tommy Diablo slides out and grabs a chair! Smooth goes to climb out of the ring...and takes a chair to the head! The referee has no hesitation in calling for the bell! Disqualification. My Opinion: Some blown spots really drag this match down a notch, so its ***1\2 for you. Overall: 73, Heat: 51, Quality: 95 (Side Note: This match was added to build on Diablo’s psycho gimmick. Does this mean I will ban him? No. It was a chair. Bell shots are different than chair shots. …I’m not at liberty to discuss how, but there is a difference.) Big Vito is in the ring and he has THE STICK~! Looks like he’s got something to say. “Since Nova has been deemed unfit to compete as Ultimate Champion, the title is up for grabs tonight. It’ll be me versus The Messiah. I know he’s a very worthy man for that title, but make no mistake. I’m going into this match tonight and I’m winning the Ultimate Championship and I’m walking out the new Ultimate Champion. I’ll be damned if I let him stop me from taking the title.” The Messiah comes out and also has THE STICK~! Apprently he’s going to reply to what Big Vito has to say. “Hey Big Vito, let’s get something clear. You aren’t walking out of that match tonight if I get my way. I’m making damn sure that you won’t be walking period. I’m an extremist Big Vito. I’m not going to let you just walk up and take what will be rightfully mine. You will find out why I’m The Messiah of Wrestling in our upcoming match, and I guarantee that you will be begging God for the torture that I will inflict upon your wretched body to end.” Overall: 69 (Side Note: Hopefully these two redeem ANY respect anyone had for my title, because I’ll be damned if I let another Nova happen twice on me.) Adam Windsor vs Colt Cabana. Match Background: None. The Match: Windsor just WAFFLES Classic with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Adam Windsor strikes Classic. Flying elbow from Adam Windsor connects. Hard back suplex on Classic. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Classic reverses a waistlock. A Gut buster connects on Windsor and hits hard. Massive back suplex! Adam Windsor got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Covers for a quick two count. Windsor backdrops Colt Cabana out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Adam Windsor. Flying reverse elbow by Adam Windsor. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Classic. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Classic ducks a wild right hand. Colt Cabana gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Classic. Classic charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Hard back suplex on Classic. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Adam Windsor moves in for the kill. Kryptonite Krunch! 1....2....3. Adam Windsor is still in the ring celebrating. Colt Cabana pushes the referee away. Colt Cabana spins Windsor around. Colt Cabana hits the Colt 45! My Opinion: I really shouldn't drink when I'm reviewing matches. Especially with Scotsman, I can't drink nearly as much, so I try too hard. It was either ** or ****, but I guess I'll have to compromise and say ***. Overall: 69, Heat: 48, Quality: 91 (Side Note: Considering how I lost two people from this concept, don’t expect me to continue with this storyline. Yes, this will be one of my many ‘dropped’ storylines, but really, I don’t think that Colt Cabana’s going to be around with me long enough to continue it anyways, so I’ll just move Adam Windsor onto something else.) Big Vito vs The Messiah. Match Background: This match is for the UCW Ultimate title. The Match: The Messiah charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Full nelson slam on Messiah. There's a two count on the pin. Vito walks into a drop toe hold. Vito is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Big Vito charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. There's a two count on the pin. Spear! Vito is down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Messiah slams Big Vito down and motions to the crowd. Vito reverses a waistlock. Vito hits a piledriver on The Messiah. That used to end matches, you know. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver by Big Vito! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Vito slams The Messiah down and motions to the crowd. Big Vito hits some punches. How generic. Big Vito misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Bodyslam by Messiah. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Vito! Big Vito slams Messiah, who rolls onto his stomach. What is The Messiah doing? Big Vito picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Messiah up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! The Messiah is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Messiah had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Big Vito must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! The Messiah slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Vito to get some payback. My Opinion: A badly blown spot prevents me from giving out more snowflakes. ***3/4 Overall: 81, Heat: 73, Quality: 90 (Side Note: Good match, and thus begins the title reign of The Messiah as the Ultimate Champion.) +++ This concludes Chapter 3. But questions remain unanswered. ~ Leo and Marcus continually feud, yet neither has gained a clear singles victory yet! Who shall get that illustrious first singles victory in their feud? Will it happen next month? ~ I said I was letting Adam Windsor move onto bigger and better things after Colt Cabana, but what exactly could I have meant? What else could I have in store for the 19 year old Blue Chipping Face? ~ Will a #1 Contender For UCW's Ultimate Championship Title be selected at May's event of Midsummer Madness? Or will Big Vito get a return match slated for Midsummer Madness? Or could it be that I have something else (or should I say someone else) slated for the big Main Event of Midsummer Madness? Stay tuned to my Ultimate Championship Wrestling Diary's next chapter to find out these answers! Chapter 4 The Outbreak Starts

Thanks for planting an image of Duffman in my mind with that "Oh yeah" at the end. Back on topic, whats different on 4.2? Basically 4.2 (just the .exe that is) fixes up an error brought on via wrestler being a color commentator getting injuried and it bugging up PPVs and what not. Would it be really worse to say that it was actually what made me think of syaing that? (The I'm the Greatest, oh yah thingy)

Nah. Yellow will do fine. Edit: On second though, add the black and let's see how this works out.

Mole, if you are at least trying to look all cool, at least make sure to do simple things. Like say, count. It's three posts. I know you Canadians use that whacky metric system but last I checked the number 2 still comes after 1, so Mario only has 2 posts in this thread. And I owe Mole an apology for being an ass. I thought he posted once more for some reason. I have no idea why, but I thought Mario had.

The yellow thing works for the banner. For the logo, how about doing the same thing as the banner? Using black and yellow for the color scheme that is.

Firstly, Rant, enough already. Ok. Let's take a see. I must say that the font works very well and is spaced out just nicely. Definitely keep the font the way it is. Background however is a no-no. Just because I don't really care for green and black together. Um... No offense, but I can barely make out anything on that. So it's a no on all fronts.

I sent fish the picture. Don't make me post it! POST IT~! POST IT~! POST IT~! *Repeating till I get a fucking chant going, but I do not, so I just keep at it till I get bored, which is about five minutes later*

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT~! ...that means THOUGHT WAS PUT INTO THAT~! And here at TSM, we are the proud promoters of Non-Thought .

Bullshit?!?! Did somebody hack into your's Poppick's and Kotz's accounts to have me thrown out of the OAOAST then?! You lied, this is your second post. Mole, if you are at least trying to look all cool, at least make sure to do simple things. Like say, count. It's three posts.

Fine. Just don't let MrRant give you ANY help on it. Ok?

...dood, not yet again!

Why? so you can waste them making a dumbass post on another thread? greatest.post.ever. Actually, I'd say that post while being funny and good, wasn't truly unique and original. Hence, I'll have to say it is: greatest.only.better.than.above.average.post.ever.