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Vincent using the Refs to get the TD. That was good for a laugh.

Ah ok... Just checking. I'm not keen on football rules, so I need refreshers ever so often.

Uh... How is that a TD? Neither of his feet crossed the line, nor even touched it and he was pushed away from getting a TD. How come that's a TD? Am I missing something?

Just curious, but is it possible for the National Championships NOT to be split and NOT to be given to the winner of this game? ...like seriously, USC "at this time" got screwed royally out of being sole Champions.

Ok Mr. HHH... We don't really need you going over Dallas now. I mean, sure, they are popular and all, but geezus, a WHOLE TEAM? ...your getting desperate aren't you? (Sad joke, I know) BACK ON TOPIC: I'd say put a new tombstone for Marshall Faulk and the Rams. I'm sorry, but I got a feeling that even though they are REALLY good, they are still going to get kicked out of the playoffs. That and I don't like the Rams.

Highly? He's got his picture beside the term "overrated" in the dictionary. Just like how the Broncos Defense has their picture besides the term "inept".

Only if you can do better. Edit: Otherwise, it's MINE!

Why Boo Bradley Was Banned. This will head you to everything on why he was banned.

Just because the other two can't dance doesn't mean you have to point it out... Well, when it's painfully obvious, who needs to? *jumps up and down waiving hands in the air*

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. 20 minutes? PUSSY I fought Rocky for ONE GOD DAMN HOUR before that tough bastard decided it was time to call it a night. UYI It took Trips 50 mins to put down Brock. Funny that, I was Triple H as well. Did you go the sledgehammer route as well? I find that works very, very well, and for some reason I get a great deal of satisfaction out of it. I'm scared. UYI I prefer the steel chair. Nothing, and I mean, NOTHING, feels as good as bashing someone's head into a steel chair with ease. Seriously, if I ever have a match that's no DQ and I'm the heel, I immediately go for the chair. Screw the rules, it's all about the CHAIR SHOT!

The only one that even LOOKS REMOTELY like she's breakdancing is Bubbles.

WEEE! Someone loves the kitti-gals like I do!

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): YOU ARE BEING WARNED OF THE SUCKINESS OF MY PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT HUMOR! PLEASE BE WARNED! THANK YOU BREAKING NEWS: WILL CHOKO ANNOUNCE WHOM SHE SUPPORTS? Time: 5:54 a.m. MST Written by Vitiated Spirit of the TSM Free Press. Just when you think you've heard or seen it all, the unexpected comes in the latest of the "New Era Race" that is hotly being contested by TSM's own Agnes, CWM, Deranged Hermit and many others (ie: not really anyone else of worth or the hacks who's ages have passed). It was just recently announced by the ever so wonderful and loveable Choko, that she is working on a detailed contract for all spammatory purposes to get one of the three top canidates solidified as her Eraian. Because as we all know, everyone, especially Satan, loves Choko and with all that love behind her, it would be a big boost to anyone's campaign. But of whom has she chosen you must ask? Is it perhaps Agnes who's return has made everyone pause and reflect themselves at the astonishing presence he brings? Is it perhaps CWM who's illustrious company consists of his Gnomish ways? Or perhaps Deranged Hermit, who is simply trying to make sure to taint his competitors claims? We recently caught up with her agent, Edward James, to gain some inside comments on who she is in talks with. VS: Hello! Pleasure having you with us, Mr. James. EJ: Please, call me Eddy J. VS: Uh... Ok then Eddy J. Could you please tell us why Choko has decided to jump off of the fence and choose a side? EJ: Ah, straight to the point, as always, eh VS? Well, to put it simply in her own words, "Choko wanty besty, so's Choko needy make sure that Choko getty besty stuffy for Choko." VS: ...so in other words... She sold out? EJ: Why heavens no! What would make you suggest something like that? VS: You just said that she said "Choko getty besty stuffy for Choko". In essence that means, she sells out. EJ: Ah, but you see, that means she just wants the best deal that will make sure that her decision wasn't done in due haste. VS: Oh, so you mean, she's plundering everything that she can out of the person she sold out too, so that she can still live it in style? EJ: No... I just mean, there are certain things that must be contracted about before she can just put her support behind such and such person. VS: ...fine then, I'll move onto my next question. Rumors are flying about that since Zack Malibu is supporting Agnes, that Agnes offered a full month date schedule to Choko in return for her services. Wouldn't this piss off WJM whom is currently having a fling with Zack? EJ: Yes, something like that was put down on the table, but it wasn't anything like you just said. VS: AH-HA! So you admit that Choko is moving up from crush to blown out cravings of the Zack Attack~! EJ: No. Just saying that she was made and offer from Agnes that included Zack in the deal. It's like how CWM and Deranged Hermit also offered deals in exchange for her services. VS: OH? And what could be as great as Zack? EJ: Well, firstly CWM recently had placed down an offer to Choko of an army of Gnomes and some minor other things like ammunition, an evil hideout. VS: And just what would she do with an army of Gnomes? Or ammunition? Or for that matter, an evil hideout? EJ: To my knowledge she was planning on using them for a hostile takeover of TSM. VS: Your kidding... EJ: I hope she was... Don't think it would work out. I can't picture her as an evil gal. VS: Ahem, and what did Deranged Hermit offer? EJ: Well, he offered Choko the position of Mistress. VS: Eh? His MISTRESS??? She's whoring herself out to be the #2 person? EJ: Heavens no, it's just a position within the Deranged Hermit Administration. VS: Deranged Hermit Administration? EJ: The DHA is kinda like Congress only self-appointed people get in and it's ruled by DH who can object to any changes made. VS: So you mean, the DHA is like royalty, without the royal to it? EJ: Yes. VS: ...ok. Could you explain to use the position then? EJ: The position of Mistress, once D.H. (not to be confused with DH) has taken control of the Era, will establish her as the utmost respected, clever, and beautiful Diva on the boards. And basically override any other Diva on the boards. Hence, if a Diva got out of line, Mistress Choko could use ... ahem ... persuasive measures. VS: Such as...? EJ: Apparently D.H. has a deal going that would allow Mistress to use Dames anyway she deems fit. The details at the moment are sketchy on how exactly that would come to be. VS: D.H. wields such power against Dames? EJ: Not that we know of currently, hence why the deal hasn't come to fruitition yet, but he must have something otherwise why put such a ludicrous deal in front of us? VS: True, so true. VS: Was there any other offers that were up for grabs that Choko could be considering? EJ: Not currently no, but if something came up, she'd certainly be looking into it. VS: Thank you for your time EJ. Think we might be able to get a hold of Choko for comment sometime? EJ: I don't know, Choko's a busy gal, we'll have to get back to you on that. © 2004

So you mean Rant hates gifs like these:

Oh, and I hope you guys got Ultima for Ramza's Squire techs. It's a really fucked up spell for only 10 MP (by the time you can aquire it, it's Chapter 4 [i think possibly you can get it in 3]), so it's a very very powerful spell. I actually shelfed Orlandu my last time playing. I got sick and tired of his ass saving my day. Found out that if you forget him, the game's still got some difficulty left.

More precisely - Shinji-wannabe. AS for ZOE2, it wasn't bad. It's once again an ok game, but it definitely still could've been much better. But at least it was much better than ZOE.

You mean, you made it seem like your embaressed to say that outloud and get your assed laughed at; which makes you think you AREN'T going to get laughed at? Geezus, I did that to customers all the time who were embaressed about what they were renting/buying. I'd be a total ass about it. Then turn around and tell them nothing ashamed with renting/buying whatever they were, just because it's like a 20 year old cool dude renting some "kiddish" game like Disgaea. It's a game, whoopie. Nothing to be embaressed about. Just state upfront and no problems like that should occur. Unless they are being a smartass. Then turn around and grab their manager, as they need to be hung for that. But yah, not a good idea to act like it's something you feel greatly embaressed about. Just gives out the right signals for employees to fuck with ya. BTW, the lady that was behind you is an ignorant bitch.

Oh come on, I need another vote for Poster of the Year. another? you still need "A" vote. You LIE~ I voted for myself. alfdogg... I'm sorry dude. But at I when you were passing me the voting thingy to pass on to CWM, I thought you said that you were voting for anyone specifically other than you. Hence, I changed any votes from alfdogg to CWM. Sorry pal. My bad.

NEXT COMES THE ARMY OF MACHINES AND JUDGEMENT DAY!!! It's all working according to my plan! Huh? He's trying to take over the world. ...before I can impliment my plan. That's all.

Dammit Dames. I was getting so set to the new style and I'd just easily go click click click to where I want to go without bothering to look. Now everything is messed up. Bah to you. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Not that I'm seriously mad at you. Just it'll take time to readjust... again.

I just couldn't at all get into that game, PERIOD. It was just like a bad, bad, bad nightmare. I mean, I was getting whumped by a whole bunch of bandits and couldn't figure out where the hell I need to go in the village to kill them all off. BUT THEY JUST KEPT ON COMING OUT OF THE WOOD WORK. ...I want another game though. Not sure what to buy. Love my new SP though as it makes the normal one I have feel like CRAP. Although I was extensively mocked by my father for buying that "toy" as he puts it (it's not, it's the thing that makes the toy work).

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL RPGS THAT ACTUALLY ARE GOOD! WHY BUY THAT EVIL SADISTIC THING?

That's not one per system, that's just the games he choose and which platform they are on.

Me? Geez, I thought someone else had by now. I'll just shoot... someone.

Actually, it was the right after the high knee to the chest of Shawn Michaels that Triple H began limping about. I think I speak for everyone when it should've been totally apparent that all that selling was just too good not to be true.