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  1. Lightning Flik

    SmartMarks Fantasy Hockey?

    Probably. But maybe not. Who's to say? And I hate my team. Fuck, I go from a promising 2nd place to falling to like 8th. Fuck my team.
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    WWE feedback

    Sorry dude. After losing the title (World and just recently 24/7), you are nothing more to everyone than yesterday's news. I'm history though, so I don't count.
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    Fantasy NBA League?

    AW FUCK~! Both Ray Allen and Jalen Rose? ...oh boy, am I fucked for quite a while... Edit: Ok... Not as bad as I thought, nevermind.
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    Fantasy Football

    Well, it doesn't look good if Griese doesn't start, of course. Maui has David Boston, but I don't think he'll put up much vs the Dolphins. If Griese plays, I think I have a good shot to win. If Griese doesn't, I don't think Maddox's pts (5.58) would have helped me out that much, as Id still be down over 15 pts. The Vikings are without Steve McNair next week, relying on Backup QB Jeff Blake. That at least gives me a brief sigh of relief. Im gonna be short a TE and I am going with the the QB Waiver Carousel again as I start Marques Tuiasosopo against the pathetic Lions defense. I had stated that all prediction/previews where still dependant of Monday Night Football, so will change accordingly. Next week, I'll have my preview up on Tuesday. I'd also like to say that Crimson Storm vs. The Toilet Ducks isn't certain that Crimson Storm will win, it's just in last 6 since the reshuffle of the whole team, the team has gone 5-1 and the loss went to MNF to be determined. Luck is definitely on Crimson Storm's side. Again, I apologize for doing this early Monday morning when it would've made more sense to wait till tomorrow when everything can be assessed. When I checked last night, there wasn't any Ps (well, just Manning). I probably should've done this about now and I would've seen that. Knowing this, I actually switch the prediction to you. I would've had you as the winner had I seen those. Again, preview for the following week will be done up on the Tuesday. Also expect a full out preview (yes, I'm actually going to do that) will be done up on Friday/Saturday (it might be up Friday, but more likely Saturday). Position for position and that. Hopefully, I do some good.
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    The person above you thread!

    ^ just burned Chubster... Making Chubster now the Chuby Flambe.
  6. Lightning Flik

    Fantasy Football

    Crimson Storm 72.02 Funjaculators 33.77 Hehehe... I FUCKING WON~!!!! WOOO~!!!! Bloody hades. Who would've guessed that my team goes 5-3 and goes 4-0 after a horrid start of 1-3. I've won 4 straight~! HHH, Guerrero, Pogo (wait, ya did, I lost, but I don't GIVE A DAMN~!)... JUST BRING IT~! ...geezus... I mean, I've got no starting QB, I've got no dependability anywhere. Yet, I keep on winning. I thought this week for sure was my downfall. But it's not. WOOO~!!! Ahem. Now onto the rest of the match ups. Ultimo Guerreros 65.40 Seoul Emerald Tigers 70.76 ~ With Ricky Williams still to play for the Guerreros on Monday Night Football, I wouldn't bet that Guerrero doesn't win this, but you never know. I also don't think the Tigers should be quite too happy that 1/3 of their points scored came for the defense. Sure, a great defense is a great thing to be had, but depending upon it like that is costly. Team 2000 45.72 Bezerker Vikings 72.89 ~ Althought Team 2000's QB, Culpepper, showed up for this week's match up... The rest of his team was silent against the Vikings. It was a pretty ugly sight this week, and a bitter loss for Team 2000 to swallow. Marvins Madness 67.15 Maui Mercenaries 88.16 ~ The 0-7 team's coach, bravesfan, publicly admitted to making sure this week's matchup was close and competive till the end of Monday Night Football. And he sure did that. His team currently has the lead over Marvins Madness by 11.01 points and all coach Marvinsalunatic's prayers lay solely on the shoulders of his QB for this week, Brian Griese. Will we see the Maui Mercenaries pull the upset? I'm thinking so. HHH 80.76 Texas Wolverines 85.88 ~ This will be a nail bitter for sure as the game squarely lies on how much damage Tim Dwight does. All he needs is 5.13 points for HHH to march onto victory. Or will the Wolverines manage to see Dwight just squander HHH's chance of winning? Whalers On The Moon 114.62 Dothan Jaguars 49.62 ~ The blow out of the week, as we see the Whalers practically triple in the points scored compared to Dothan Jaguars. With Carr (14.24), Davis (28.45), Lewis (22.00) and Faulk (15.30) laying the heavy duty damage in this epic slaughter house classic. Pogo The Monkey 101.49 Laffayete Ephedras 63.64 ~ Two of the three 6-1 teams contended one another and only one would be going 7-1, while the other would be stradded with its second loss. While many analysist sided with Ephedras because of their four game winning streak, but it appears that unless Tomlinson manages nearly 40 points, Pogo shall take this game. Definitely Pogo The Monkey is the team to beat in the Smartmarks NFL Fantasy League. Boston Rattlesnakes 58.54 The A Team 84.55 ~ The Boston Rattlesnakes seemed to have just disappeared this week. To where no one knows, but it was quite disappointing weekend for them, that's for sure. Add to the fact that coach HarleyQuinn started the weaker QB, and that probably just adds to the seething anger. Although, The A Team won't complain about getting the win with the amazing play of Kerry Kolins and Randy Moss; as both players combined for literially half of the teams 84.55 points. Field of Honor 67.98 The Toilet Ducks 72.01 ~ This one was a nailbitter for The Toilet Ducks, that's for sure. And that's only because Field of Honor's QB, Peyton Manning, nabbed an incredible 37.98 points. Sadly, it just wasn't enough as The Toilet Ducks managed to hold onto the win and pick themselves up out of their 4 game slump. Cartmans Pats 65.72 The Wraiths 45.62 ~ This was battle of two teams that didn't want to lose and become associated with the term "worst team in the league". However, one team certainly ended up losing and thusly is tied with Maui (results still pending) to become the worst team in the league. It suprised many analysists to see The Wraiths not put in Joey Harrington instead of Rich Gannon, because if The Wraiths had, this game would've been theres. A low scoring affair to be assured. Looking onto next week (Still Pending Monday Night Football, so stuff CAN still change, just I'm making predictions cause I can. The stuff added is just a preview/predict): Crimson Storm (5-3) vs. The Toilet Ducks (2-6) ~ While Crimson Storm is at an advantage now riding a 4 game winning streak, they are running into even MORE injury problems (can this team by a break?). Apparently, Brian Westbrook just had his ankle x-rayed on, and with no word back, it looks like trouble. Then again, Crimson Storm continually have no great QB in the lineup for the last four weeks and win, so take that for what it is worth... On the flip side though, The Toilet Ducks need a solid effort overall to contend with Crimson Storm next week, but even then, it might not be enough. They'll need everyone to show up and double up in order to halt the Bloody Chinook's momentum of winning four straight. Winner = Crimson Storm Ultimo Guerreros (4-4) vs. Pogo The Monkey (7-1) ~ While coach razazteca boasts about his offense scoring 100 points, it didn't do that this weekend past. In fact they got ousted by the Seoul Emerald Tigers and had to lay their (Ultimo Guerreros) hopes on Ricky Williams to bail them out. razazteca better hope his Guerreros that can score 100 points a week, show up for this game, or it's nighty-night for them. As Pogo The Monkey has the most powerful team in the league. Winner = Pogo The Monkey Team 2000 (5-3) vs. Seoul Emerald Tigers (6-2) ~ After the bitter loss Team 2000 suffered this past week, this should be gritty, dirty, and down right foul of a game. Of course, that makes it the game of the week. While Team 2000 didn't show up last week at all, they should be totally zoned in for this coming week's game and that should help them get close to a victory. On the flip side, The Tigers are looking to probably do better than this past weekend's efford, as the team depended for a fair chunk of it's points from it's defense. Look for a rebound of sorts. Winner = Team 2000 Marvins Madness (2-6) vs. Bezerking Vikings (5-3) ~ A close contest that will probably be a definite chance for an upset as coach Marvinsalunatic seems to have found something great called Domanick Davis. With that offensive threat, points will come tumbling in. On the flip side, the ZerkKings getting some more help from their defense as it makes its return from the bye week it had. With the defense making its return and Davis taking flight, it could make for an interesting encounter. Winner = Bezerking Vikings HHH (5-3) vs. Maui Mercaneries (1-7) ~ After the last two weeks, team HHH probably is just absolutely furious with the way they have been playing. Suffering a loss two weeks back and praying that Dwight made the steal of a victory. This week, team HHH will be back and more fightful than ever, trying to redeem its pride. On the flip side, Maui Mercaneries must be celebrating its very first win in glorified fashion and well deserved as well. Coach bravesfan seems to be implementing new bold plans to make this team rebound from its awful start and this past week saw that work. This coming week will be a different story as Maui will be taking on a team that probably embaressed with its play and most likely on a war path. Making them nice targets for another upset. Winner = Maui Mercaneries Whalers On The Moon (7-1) vs. Texas Wolverines (4-4) ~ After blowing out the Dothan Jaguars, the Whalers are riding high a top of the league. However, they should take the Wolverines lightly as they have potentially a team that can not only steal this, but if the Whalers come up short, it could get embaressing. Still, Whalers are riding a 5 game winning streak, so the ball is in their possession. Along with this game. Winner = Whalers On The Moon Boston Rattlesnakes (5-3) vs. Laffayete Ephedras (6-2) ~ Both teams are coming off of losses that sting. Both teams are going to be pushing hard for the win here, however, this will most likely be whether Laffayete shows that this past week was just another bad week or not. As Boston will most likely bring out all of it's aces once again this coming week. Should be a nice tilt. Winner = Boston Rattlesnakes Field of Honor (3-5) vs. The A Team (3-5) ~ After last week's proformance by both team's, we should get a lot better game here. The A Team depended on Kary Colins and Randy Moss for their victory and a lot of their points, while Field of Honor only got Peyton Manning to put up the numbers. More than likely, more than 3 people will show up for this game. Yet, if it ends up with just those three people showing up, two against one almost always has two over one. Winner = The A Team Cartmans Pats (2-6) vs. Funjaculators (5-3) ~ Cartmans Pats while getting a win last week couldn't must up a whole bunch of points to make it look convincing. The flip side? Funjaculators just played HORRID against what is probably the most overachieving team in the league. Look for the rebound to happen here against the Pats. Winner = Funjaculators The Wraiths (1-7) vs. Dothan Jaguars (2-6) ~ The Wraiths made some strange decisions last week that ultimately led to many headaches for them. Enter the Dothan Jaguars who were simply just thrashed last week and of course, this should make for a highly unentertaining contest that will probably be ugly, nasty and just low scoring suckfest. Winner = Dothan Jaguars.
  7. Lightning Flik

    The person above you thread!

    ^ forgot to mention that ^^ was a transitional Champion. ...a really, really short lived transitional Champion.
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    Fantasy Football

    Ok... Holcomb just sucked... Thankfully Harris has three TDs and whatever else was needed to get me like UBER POINTS~! WAH~!! Westbrook is hurt. Shit, I do NOT need another IR player. Dammit. As long as Glenn and Bruce nail me some points, I think I could, possibly could have the win.
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    Smartmarks Fake Baseball League

    *cough* Speed of two. Hit average total of three. Hit homer total of three. I think Edward James (or rather, Eddy J as he's preferred to be called) will do nicely for you guys should he get drafted by your team.
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    The One and Only Smackdown! HCTP Thread

    I don't know about a few weeks in advance.. but definitely at least a weekend [for movies, I mean]. My GF's store was selling Reloaded the weekend before it was supposed to be released. Sneaky bastards.. It's like that always. What's really stupid is Blockbuster's has this policy of even if the game is released during the week (like say SD:HTCP on Tuesday) the stores don't receive it till that Friday. Then the game sits over till the Tuesday of the week after the game is released because the store believes that gaming is a "hot novelty that will just fade out". ...and that was coming from the district manager of Blockbuster in my area (and formerly my head, head boss).
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    The following are loooooosers

    ...the last time I checked. No.
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    Xenosaga Episode 2

    But what's the point? You miss most of the plot by doing that *shrugs* I'm just saying. You could get it done in 20 hours if you wanted too. You just skip the movies.
  13. Lightning Flik

    The following are loooooosers

    Of course, I need to ask. Which cartoon character do I seem like? Always wondered.
  14. Lightning Flik

    The following are loooooosers

    Hmph. There was that too. Knew I forgot to add something to my post.
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    The person above you thread!

    ^ admits Chubster lost. Can never take it back now. *evil cackle*
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    The following are loooooosers

    And I'm b.s.ing on me being a loser? ...fuck man. You telling me I'm actually a winner in life? That having been having 20 girlfriends and fucking bombing with each one, having my body fucked up for 7 years of my life, not graduating high school, working for McDonald's, having no outside life to speak of, having like maybe TWO friends outside of the internet, not able to sleep, can't eat, pretty much hating my very own existance, I have no confindence that I have any true skills in life, and some other things that I can't really seem to remember; that all makes me a winner? I've seriously got to meet who you'd call a loser. Cause they must be pretty good people.
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    The following are loooooosers

    ...you do know that coping a thread that's been done, in NHB, is on grounds for having your Flaming Abilities reduced to saying things like kiddy stuff. Geezus, you don't even have ME on there. That's like a crime in and of itself.
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    The person above you thread!

    ^ beat Chubster and will always have beaten Chubster.
  19. Lightning Flik

    The Raw Survivor Series 5 on 5...

    Well then...who do we want to go insta-heel? I can't think of anyone that really needs a heel turn. Plus it would probably get them a pretty big push...oh god...Maven. Oh my. That actually would then make sense in having him join in Evo.
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    Xenosaga Episode 2

    Dude... You CAN skip the videos. Considering Episode 2 hasn't been released in Japan just yet, and most likely will be released by Q4, we'll most likely be seeing it around end of Q2 to sometime in Q3.
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    Fantasy Football

    Actually, I found out something really funny. You know, since I was 0-2. I trade Chad Johnson and I actually have gone 4-1. Weird, isn't it? And good luck Bravesfan. I'll be rooting you on.
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    If you had a REALLY hot cousin...

    I just read this whole thread... I've got no idea why, but I thought I'd read it out. And of course, now that I've read the whole thing, I must give my opinion since I've seen everyone else do it. I'd have to be in that position of "right there, right then" to know if I would or wouldn't. I mean, I could say no all I want but if I was asked by my cousin on the spot, would I? Perhaps. Again, it's the flip side. If I said totally yes, and it was "right there, right then" I might bulk because it would be awkward. *shrugs* It's hard for me to say. I have no cousin (I do, just not in the fashion the stip provided) to effectively say "yes or no". But knowing who I am, I'd say no. And not because of the fact that they are my cousin, but on the fact that I'm a romantic at heart and thusly, I would have to be more into them as a person and be willing to go beyond the fact that they are my cousin. Take that as you will.
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    Fantasy Football

    Its another short term fix..and he might not even start and screw me over royally..but I've got a sinking feeling that Maddox will put up negative points.. Maddox will most likely now put up like 40 points just to piss you off.
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    SmartMarks Fantasy Hockey?

    *shrugs* I'm kinda a little sore, aching and pissed. So please excuse my snide comments. I know you were meaning it in jest, and I apologize for the backlash. However, I do still mean that I wouldn't really mind if you did. It's not like we are making any trades anyways. Too much talent you can just pick up off of waivers.
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    SmartMarks Fantasy Hockey?

    Meh. It's my problem too. I don't really have people who can get the PIM and not get the little - to show up.
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