Lightning Flik

^ wants to be Chyna's slave... Or Master... All up to ^ which ^ prefers.

But you see, I JUST HIRED HIS ASS TO A WRITTEN CONTRACT~! ...man, I'm like so fucking pissed right now. Eddie Valentine puts out crap matches and I probably should be rid of his ass, Jinsei pulls a fucking God damned getting older crap on me, Paul London is STILL being a whiney little bitch that wants to leave, Harry Smith is just being a fucking choke artist as he sucks except for his speed skills, and my damned Xtreme title has more credibility than my International title. Geezus, I'm not having a good time here... Fucking hell. ARGH~!!! I'm thinking of retiring my International title and firing all those guys as I can hire better talent. Oh bloody hell... I hate this. Oh well. I'm still at 51 PI and that's all that counts in the end I guess.

^'s avatar says < should go into a happy place.

That's how it works if you play it right. I didn't and hence why I'm having a crapatacular time right now. Although, I'm gaining in PI so I'm doing good again. Edit: AW FUCK~! Jinsei Shinzaki dropped from being 70s in every statistical category to 50, 65, 65 after his b-day... DAMMIT~! Now what do I do with this guy???

DAMN DOUBLE POST~!

Oh and just to add if someone has completed a year (going from 2003 to 2004), you'll be awarded the 100 Top Wrestlers of 2003 and find out where some of your guys list up with the big boys. My roster didn't do half bad.

ALRIGHT WRESTLING FANS~! ...well, EWR fans. I'm posting up my card for my December-28th-2003 monthly event "End Of Days". Take a guess at who's going over and stuffy~! Or just wonder how the hell I'm at 50 PI in Cult with this type of card. Results to be posted soon after I've finished plugging this into EWR and letting it go. Here's the card, the stips and what's at stake: END OF DAYS CARD: Riot Act© vs. The Last Hard Men vs. X-Rated vs. Chance Meeting For SWF Tag Team Titles ~This is an elimination match for the SWF Tag Team titles. At November's "Rightly Burial", SWF saw Riot Act defeat the then Champions, Chance Meeting, for the SWF Tag Team titles. This match was built on the premise that the other teams deserved equal shots at the titles as The Last Hard Men and X-Rated have scored tag team victories over Chance Meeting. Thusly, they have been included into the chaos. Chance Beckett© vs. Mad Mikey For SWF Xtreme Title For SWF Xtreme Title ~Since the inception of this title, Chance Beckett has been a truthful Champion as he ruthlessly defends his title against all upcomers. Now it's do or die for Mad Mikey as he gets a return match and chance to strip Beckett of his title. Spiffy Sean Stylez vs. Insane Dragon Feud Stats: Clean Wins = 0-1 Cheat Wins = 0-0 Ambush Wins = 3-3 Other Wins = 0-0 ~This feud began when Spiffy Sean Stylez decided to bring Insane Dragon on his show of "That's Spiffy". Spiffy mocked and taunted his guest until Insane Dragon had had enough and absolutely clobbered Spiffy. The two have been fighting all over the place, from the backstage, to the ring, to even where our fans watch. Thusly, these two violent men shall have a go at each other in the ring. Air Paris vs. Eddie Valentine© vs. Jinsei Shinzaki vs. Spanky For SWF International Title ~Although Eddie Valentine won the SWF International Title by defeating Nova, many believe the only reason why Eddie won the title was because the fact that Sick Nick Mondo helped him retain his title. This match was created by SWF Commish, Bret Hart, to allow Eddie to prove that he is worthy of holding this titile. Sick Nick Mondo vs. Nova Feud Stats: Clean Wins = 0-2 Cheat Wins = 1-0 Ambush Wins = 6-2 Other Wins = 0-1 ~Way back when Nova first debuted onto our show, he came here to announce that he was on a mission to prove that he was a superstar that SWF would love to have. Apparently, Sick Nick Mondo didn't think so. Sick Nick flaunted how that Nova wasn't "sick and twisted" enough to be anything more than just a "walking step along the path to the SWF Supreme Title". From there it's only been insults, assaults, and you can name just about everything else. Since Sick Nick and Nova are willing to sink to the ultimate of depths, Bret Hart has sanctioned this match as a hardcore match. The first one in SWF history. How far are these two willing to go to destroy one another? Harry Smith vs. Paul London Feud Stats: Clean Wins = 0-0 Cheat Wins = 0-1 Ambush Wins = 0-6 Other Wins = 2-0 ~Paul London was injuried just after he recently joined full time with SWF. After he returned, he saw and upstart named Harry Smith and thought it best to put this young man to bed before he could bore any of the SWF fans. However, Harry Smith is still standing strong and standing tall from the ordeals he has had to face from London as London has repeatedly attacked him and harassed him. It doesn't seem to have fazed Harry and now these two will go at it in the squared circle. Colt Cabana vs. Johnny Kashmere Feud Stats: Clean Wins = 0-0 Cheat Wins = 0-2 Ambush Wins = 3-4 Other Wins = 1-1 ~What originally started as a rivallry between tag teams Second City Saints and Backseat Boyz has escalated into Cabana's and Kashmere's own personal feud. Both of these men are have such utter passionate hate for one another it's amazing that SWF will be allowing this match to continue. This match should be a great one as both men will bring their a games. Marcus Chavayada vs. Leo Branford Feud Stats: Clean Wins = 0-1 Cheat Wins = 1-0 Ambush Wins = 6-6 Other Wins = 2-2 ~It's a tradgic tale of two best friends gone wrong. Marcus betrayed Leo by waffling him with a steel chair and then repeatly berating his former friend. Marcus felt used because he was always the guy being told "oh, your that person that hangs with Leo Branford" and finally he had just had enough. Leo didn't get why this had become such a problem to Marcus. If he had had a problem, he should've at least talked about it. Marcus loses it by saying "now it's my time to shine... I will no longer be in your shadow as I will destroy you if I must to claim my stardom". These two have done everything to each other, be it scorning words, deadly chair shots, or being bloodied so bad that neither should be wrestling. Well, Bret Hart has added three stipulations to this match to add to the intensity. The first stipulation is that this WILL conclude with whomever wins as SWF can not have two wrestlers continually assaulting each other the ways these two have been. The second stipulation is that this will be a first blood match to signify an end to this bloodlusted feud. And the final stipulation is that the winner will become the NEW #1 contender for the SWF Supreme Championship. Kid Kash© vs. Marc Mero For SWF Supreme Title Feud Stats: Clean Wins = 0-1 Cheat Wins = 2-0 Ambush Wins = 5-5 Other Wins = 1-2 ~Since September-28th-2003 at "Xtreme Overdose". After that show, and onto the very first TV show of Outbreak, Kash went on about how he's the greatest Champion to ever live. There will NEVER be a Champion like him and there is no one who could challenge him for his Supreme Title and win. Without warning, Marc Mero arrived and interrupted Kash's words. Mero went on a tirade of words against Kash about how Kash should respect the fact that he was GIVEN a shot at the Supreme Title and had never actually earned it, like everyone else who had to. Of course, Kash took offense to these words and smashed Mero with the Supreme title. At Harmony Of Screams, it appeared that Mero was about to win the SWF Supreme Title, but SWF fans saw that hope be dashed when Kash smashed Mero with a brass pair of knuckles and gained the victory. Commish Bret Hart wasn't pleased with this and ordered that Kash give a return match to Mero and at Rightly Burial, the feud continued on. Yet, as like the last time, Kash cheated his way to victory by using the ropes to ultimately gain his victory over Mero. Although Kash thought he would not have to deal with Mero anymore, Bret Hart made a match between the two once more and for the final time. This time however, the match would be a ladder match and although Kash could use whatever means were necessary to win, so too could Marc Mero. And after December 27, 2003's Outbreak where Mero pinned Kash in a tag match, Supreme Wrestling Federation's most highly anticipated match also raises the mightiest of questions. Will Kid Kash successfully defend his title?

^ is wrong. < will know. And that's all that matters.

Actually, they aren't all that bad. Awful in some cases, yes. But it's to make sure that you stay afloat. Especially considering the contract prices are a lot more realistic in the update. At least I found.

And I was making a joke, ya goof.

The Guys You Want In The RAVEX Update: Bob Sapp. Check. Don Frye. Check. Josh Barnet. Check. Kazuyuki Fujita. Check. Vanderlei Silva. Check. Anderson Silva. Check. Quentin Jackson. Check. Nogueria. Check. Jushin Lyger. Check. Great Muta. Check. Kawada. Check. Misawa. Check. A shit load of MMA are in. About 300 at last count. In total there is 35 feds, and about 2929 wrestlers to choose from. So it's safe to say that if there is someone you want in the game, they are in.

I've got balls to say it. I gave it the Flair vs Vader treatment. It was good. Nothing outstanding, but always good. Well, it was actually great. Excuse me, as I rated it 8/10 which would be Great. Plus that whole ominious voice crap just totally killed the shows perfectionism.

^ pointed out the obvious of chave, but forgot to mention that he spelt <'s name wrong.

I thought he had an attitude problem. I was pushing his ass to face Mero after Paul finished off Harry, but my plans got scrapped after the asshole decided to be a bitch with his morale. The guy has been on EVERY SHOW since his return from injury and I'm at the point where I'm about to say fuck it to both him and Harry Smith. Besides, I've got people who have more overness than him and are a lot happier.

And with these pics, I must admit that they look bad. Hopefully that doesn't translate into the actual game.

YES~! PWH IS BACK~! WOOO~!

Can someone explain how London isn't bitching at them? Please. Cause he's like at 12 morale in mine.

^ used to have about 3 times less posts then <. Now has half.

^ points out the truth.

...you're just saying that... ...shh...

^ has less posts then <. < lost a thousand posts.

Happy B-Day Ced.

So basically, Dames crashed the board but successfully managed to dwindle our numbers? ...I'd say that's a job well done. Albeit a little crazy and unique, but it seems it did what he wanted.