Lightning Flik

Well Cena's Writer, if the league agrees with it, I'll add you and Krankor to the league.

Ladies and Gentleman! It has been confirmed that now that 14 players are returning to the Fantasy NBA H2H League! So there are only TWO spots open for new teams! Come on in and join the fun! The Official Draft From Round 3 On: HarleyQuinn~ Gwangju White Tigers Lightning Flik Alfdogg Alkeiper Steviekick~ Pogo The Monkey* Agent Bond 34~ Smell the ratings~ The Court Jesters* Cuban Linx Dangerous A~ Team Failure~! -> 2003-04 Champion* Whalers On The Moon* razazteca Celtics* Teams with stars by their names are teams I don't remember clearly who the managers are. Please inform me so I can correct this. Everyone with a TILDEBANG will be in particpate in our first two rounds (unless Dangerous A can re-find his picks that I blew up, my bad). First two rounds of the draft will consist of the five (or four) teams mentioned dropped into the Magical Sorting Hat (twice). I will then pick out their names and arrange a two mix pick round for them to grasp the best talent they can (as that's what you got for giving up keepers). Two mix being that you could have back to back picks or the first and last pick of the first and second rounds. And there you have it. That's the league as it is. If I can get one more person Krankor, I will be willing to consider adding two more teams to the league. Of course, the league will come down to the final decision.

Well with the current strike in the NHL, I can see one or two Canadian teams falling flat. ...I will be a very pissed man if I lose my Battle of Alberta, because those are the two teams I can see us losing next.

This sucks... Another franchise that has huge history is gone because of stupid greed (the others I speak of are Winnipeg Jets and Quebec Nordiques). I agree with Al on this occassion that the owners (MLB) basically didn't want to save the franchise and just get the organization to wherever... Stupid, stupid, stupid. ...well, so when do the Jays adopt the name "The Canadian" Jays? I'm guessing early next year.

If I wasn't poor, I would attempt eating that all in one sitting. Seriously. Just because I would want to say "hey, I ate that in one sitting". *writes down everything that went into that damn thing* When I'm not poor, I'm so making that.

KKK Bowl 1 Champ and Runner-Up are winless. Chances of making the playoffs 12:1 (I mean, we are this early in the season no sense making it stupid odds) Three straight by tiebreaker? That's cool. Nice going Tyler.

I'm jealous of the AFC East's leader, Bob Barron. He's the only guy with a win in that division. Whereas my lead is tenous at best. Still though, I can only smile at Fazzle being dead last in my division. The man that upset me for a playoff spot last year is in dead last this year. Stay there man. I have a better shot that way.

The only good thing I see out of that $400 (come on, taxes people) launch is if the PSP actually has like 3 games with it. Only way I can see this working.

Well, this week isn't so bad... I lost to Injuried Prone but I had no RBs (Martin on bye, Bennett still injuried, and Griffin got his ass benched) and he lost Rich Gannon. I would've liked to have seen what would've happened if I had Griffin (assuming his ass didn't get benched) and Martin, and he had Gannon. I think it would've been the highest scoring game of the season. I'm happy for my Meat Madness team as the Testaverde, Glenn, and Bryant of Dallas gave me enough points to win my match up. Thanks guys. ...and yes, I own 3 Dallas Cowboys... I'm going to sink or swim there. As for my COSG league, I was an idiot and paid for it big time. I ain't happy about it, but oh well. I'll learn. Not sure about my WDI team, but I think I might've just squeeked out my victory. So I went from a 0-4 to a 2-2 week. Not bad.

*checks e-mail, finds your message* Aw Bloody Hades, my bad.

Holy shit! I made a pun without knowing it.

[Cue Opening: Against The Rest - BrainCells] Hello folks and welcome to another Fantasy NBA season! *TSMers go wild because I'm like the awesomeness* I'm of course, your host for the Fantasy H2H League! I'm here once again to provide you with another highly entertaining NBA Fantasy Season filled with thrills of watching your team hold a huge lead against the best team, chilled as the suckiest team just knocked you out of contention, and downright stupidity by myself as I trade away everyone that is good on my team! *TSMers laugh at that last bit as it is so true* And so, I shall once again bring the Head 2 Head League alive. There are many things that are very different with the NBA H2H League than other leagues out there. First of all, we are a keeper league. So there are teams with keepers that are returning (unless I'm notified via PM otherwise). So without further ado... THE KEEPING MANAGERS~!!! *TSMers go wild as the managers are announced along with their players* razazteca - Paul Pierce and Carlos Boozer Will Scarlet - Tracy McGrady and Manu Ginobili Mindless Aggression - Jason Kidd and Peja Stojakovic the pinjockey - Shaq and AK47 Cartman - Ben Wallace and Stephon Marbury alkeiper - Allen Iverson and Michael Redd Lightning Flik - Vince Carter and Camillo Anthony Marvinsalunatic - Dirk Nowitzki and Baron Davis alfdogg - Ron Artest and Yao Ming Agent Bond 34 - Tim Duncan and Rasheed Wallace *TSMers go nuts with all the names above before finally calming down* So there you have it folks. There are your managers and keepers from last season! However, it is with a heavy heart that I announce that Sandman9000 has pulled out of the H2H league. *TSMers go "aw..."* It's sad but true that he departs, but in his wake has left both Jermaine O'Neal and Michael Finley up for grabs in the draft! Of course the H2H League is a 16 team league, so since we are down to 10 teams that means there will be SIX new teams in joining our league. *TSMer give off plenty of mummurs of talk about who might join* Ladies and gentlemen, I can already assure you that this new flux of managers could make this season mighty interesting indeed! And I've already got two managers already so we are down to FOUR spots left! Now then, onto the important stuff about the league: ~ The H2H League is run by daily roster changes. Please remember to change them every day. ~ Roster (8): C, 2F, 2G, 1U and 2 benches. 2 DL spots. ~ Stats (7): Points, Assists, Blocks, Steals, 3 Points, Rebounds, FT%. ~ The draft is offline. Now then, since this league is quite different than normal, we have a different way of doing the draft. Since there are 6 teams joining (two returning), we must make sure that you don't get screwed out of good players. To ensure this, the draft goes something like this:

If I can use Bret Hart's entrance as my own CAW's entrance (including music), that would be awesome and I'd so own this game in a heartbeat.

Alright. I'm above .500 for the first time since like 4 weeks (where I went like 1-3, to 7-9) before the end of the Pick'em League last year. Here's hoping I conquer everyone and make a playoff spot.

You know, by looking at each of those pics, for each year, he simply looks like he gained muscle naturally. Honestly, it doesn't look like he instantly gained the bulk.

*sighs* I think I went 0-4 this week. I severely need my brain checked on who needs to be put into my lineups... I just got burned by making some boneheaded roster mistakes... And I'm not speaking of trades or shit, I just played the wrong people in two of my leagues.

Should I set up a seperate thread, or just place the info here?

That's how it was done last year, and many people wanted to do it again this year. Just like last. Again, I'll have the H2H information up tomorrow.

Uh... Raza, you can't. Duncan was keepered. I'll have a list up tomorrow and stuff. Keep a watch out for it.

Important note on San Fran's 0 points. Before this week's game, they had 420 consecutive games where they were not held scoreless.

Whoever has Manning in their fantasy teams, is having a fucking field day...

Arizona at Atlanta (9.5) - Atlanta didn't cover the spread. I win. 1/1 ATL, 0/1 AZ Baltimore (2.5) at Cincinnati - Baltimore won. I lose. 1/2 ATL, 1/2 AZ Chicago at Minnesota (8.5) - Minnastora didn't cover spread. 1/3 ATL, 1/3 AZ Cleveland at N.Y. Giants (3.5) - Giants win by more than 3. 1/4 ATL, 2/4 AZ Houston at Kansas City (9.5) - Houston won. 2/5 ATL, 2/5 AZ Jacksonville at Tennessee (5.5) - Jacksonville won. 3/6 ATL, 2/6 AZ New Orleans at St. Louis (6.5) - St. Louis ain't winning by 6+. 4/7 ATL, 2/7 AZ Philadelphia (5.5) at Detroit - Philly won. We lost. 4/8 ATL, 2/8 AZ Pittsburgh at Miami (1.5) - Don't know yet. San Diego at Denver (10.5) - Denver's winning but not by 10+. 5/9 ATL, 2/9 AZ Green Bay at Indianapolis (5.5) - IT's a shoot out and tied. 6/10 ATL, 2/10 AZ San Francisco at Seattle (10.5) - San Fran's down by 17. 6/11 ATL, 3/11 AZ Tampa Bay at Oakland (2.5) - Don't know yet. Dallas at Washington (3.5) - Don't know yet. Well this is looking quite nice for me. I'm 6/11 and unless those 3 games change hugely, I won my matchup this week. Awesome stuff.

As far as I know, I think I have 5 free spots currently. If the demand is there, I'm always willing to add some more teams.

The H2H League shall return once again. I'll put up stuff for it when Yahoo opens up.

Remember, you guys have till December 20th to change keepers. So if you feel the need to change your keepers let me know.