MillenniumMan831

This Seinfeld Man loves The Smart Marks.

Was Stevie Richards even mentioned in that IC Title Match rundown?

That was my favorite Superkick in a while.

They look like such tools out there behind the official Taboo Tuesday podiums.

At least they sped the entrances along.

So they put the American flag in the background of the Debate graphic while 2 of them are Canadian . . . well, actually one of them is. I forgot Benoit is from Atlanta now.

Fire it up Snitsky!

Saw the back of your buzzcut on Action News this evening. They mixed in clips of Jeff Garcia saying he's not skittish w/ Kurt Angle's "It's True, It's True". Looked like a good time.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Welcome back to Smackdown and for those of you who just joined us, Raw announcer good ol JR was an invited guest of that lowlife Paul Heyman and during the break the legendary Jim Ross was subjected to encountering . . . Little Johnny. Without getting too graphic, let's just say I don't think Jim Ross will be back here on Smackdown . . . ever again. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WMXXI's Main Event is announced as Jeff Garcia and Carmella DeCeasar vs. HHH in a Sledgehammer on the Pole Match.

"Look at THIS! JBL is out COLD!!! Wait a minute! David Arquette is starting to crawl towards the champion! You can do it! Just a little further! The ref is starting to come to . . . Oh Look at THIS Tazz! ONE . . . TWO . . . THREE!!! Can you believe what we just saw tonight on Smackdown?!?!? After 6 months of bullying, lying, and cheating, JBL has finally lost the WWE Championship to the star of the acclaimed and revered film Ready to Rumble, David Arquette!!! Hey partner, remember when he was WCW Champion?!? Well, it's gonna be different now because I have just been told that David Arquette is now EXCLUSIVE TO SMACKDOWN!!! WOW!!!!!!!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Theodore Long kicks a visiting Superstar Billy Graham out of the building for calling him "Teddy".

Yeah, I actually found that to be funnier than Luke's in and out and wackin to the back sequence later on. Butch's march just seemed like something he did on the spur of the moment. Plus, in RR91, Roma and Valentine work over Bret Hart in the corner. Then, they turn on each other. Bret, starting to come to, sees Roma/Valentine slugging it out and just shrugs them off and takes a break much to the amusement of the front row.

Another Survivor Series Match they could set up is: Big Show, Los Guerreros, and Paul London vs. Angle, Jindrak, Reigns, and Kidman

I may have to see Holly tap out to the Anklelock. Should be a barrel of laughs.

WOW! WRESTLEMANIA IS HERE!!! Ya know Tazz, WrestleMania is the only time of the year that Championship Wrestling and All Star Wrestling Superstars can compete on the same card! The roof will blow off this place when my childhood idol . . . the legendary Liberace makes his entrance with his vintage Rockettes!!! ----------------------------------------------------------- After much hype, HHH squashes JBL in a Unification Match on SD.

Martel returned in late 1988-early 1989 as a face singles wrestler. Both were in the Rumble in 1989 although never in the ring at the same time. WMV was their first (and last) match back as a tag team though.

"That damn bully of a WWE Champion Bradshaw absolutely obliterated this kid! Hopefully, this young man will be okay Tazz but dammit, someone has to stop JBL!!! I for one can't wait to see someone knock that smug look off of JBL's face. And that man may be . . . THE UNDERTAKER! What a war that would be Tazz!!!" ----------------------------------------------------------------- Since my last sentence was no sold (bottom of 1st page), here it is again: Macho Man Randy Savage invades Smackdown to call out Nunzio and Johnny the Bull.

Can you believe what we just heard Tazz? This upstart, The United States Champion Carlito Caribbean Cool calling Hardcore Holly, of all people, NOT COOL! The nerve of Carlito saying such a thing about one of the legends of the WWE's Smackdown brand. Ya know Tazz, Hardcore Holly has been a SMACKDOWN EXCLUSIVE superstar since 2002. That's pretty damn cool to me Tazz! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Macho Man Randy Savage invades Smackdown to call out Nunzio and Johnny the Bull.

Ouch, that ain't cool.

Didn't Shane Douglas use a modified version of this during his run in the final days of WCW? He actually used a modified version of Deep Purple's Perfect Strangers in WCW.

Cole: Reigns about to go up for the chokeslam Tazz (smack) . . . And there's that DAMN Kurt Angle with a chairshot right across the back of The Big Show Tazz! Tazz: Yeah, he . . . Cole: We need some officials down here NOW! We were supposed to get Big Show vs. Luther Reigns. NOT Big Show vs. Luther Reigns and Kurt Angle. It's like a DAMN handicap match out here. Tazz: No doubt Cole . . . Cole: My GOD, Show's back has got to be broken in two. Let's look at the replay of this HELLACIOUS ACT! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vince McMahon books Hulk Hogan vs. Jesse Ventura for tonight on Smackdown.

I remember him teaming w/ Angry Allan Funk (Kwee Wee) as the "Reinforcers" in many Worldwide Exclusive matches where they went over about 4 weeks in a row in early 2000. Funk would be the mouthpiece while Sanders would just stand in the background w/ his hands in his pockets. Then, Funk would scream . . . "I'm Angry Allan Funk, this is Average Mike Sanders!!!" (Sanders whispers into Funk's ear) "I stand corrected, ABOVE AVERAGE Mike Sanders!" Fun stuff.

My most vivid one is where my buddy and I got front row tickets to World War 3. Bearing in mind how scatterbrained WCW is and noticing no security was around, we decided early into the battle royal to hop out of our seats, enter the battle royal, and test our luck. I notice my friend plotting w/ James Vandenberg in his ring and I see the guys were starting to get chucked out left and right in mine. I was scared to death one of the wrestlers would notice I'm not one of them, and I'd get my ass kicked. All of the sudden Public Enemy start to corner me . . . And I wake up.

There's a listing (whether it's accurate or not, I don't know) on you know who's blog.

^^^ IIRC, It was also Hall's last WCW appearance.