MillenniumMan831

Wasn't Austin a face at that point, or is my timeline warped? Shades of gray ma'am . . . shades of gray.

I didn't know Ross and Ventura didn't like each other. Where did you hear that?

If only they had the tune they play on Price is Right after you lose a pricing game when one of the chicks gets booted.

No doubt; I have always personally considered 1987-1990 (WM III - WM VI) to be the "Golden Age" of PPV for that exact reason. WrestleMania V is one of my favorite mark out events. Their commentary is one of the big reasons why.

The red head Christi better win. But I'm sure she'll be the 1st one dumped and my interest will plummet immensly.

I hope Jericho's wife isn't watching.

I have Monsoon/Ventura as #1 as well. Monsoon/Heenan were funnier but Monsoon/Ventura just a tad better. They did a better job of treating the match like a sporting event while keeping it immensly entertaining. Monsoon/Heenan seemed to use the match as a springboard for one liners . . . very funny one liners, but one liners nonetheless.

The Super Posedown from Royal Rumble 1989 was a riot. The interactions between Mean Gene/Heenan and Monsoon/Ventura were nothing short of gold. Gene: We are ready for our next pose. Bobby Heenan, what . . . Heenan: We're gonna need about fifteen minutes. Gene: FIFTEEN MINUTES!?!?! --------------------------------------------- (Warrior poses, fans go wild) Monsoon: Hands down winner right there. Ventura: SHUT UP Monsoon, nobody's won nothin' yet! Monsoon: What are ya, deaf? Ventura: They haven't done the final voting, people can change minds. Monsoon: It's all over but the cryin'.

Viva la VHS!!!

Not verbatim, but the best I can do. Christian: I had a dream about double gold! Foley: Well it just so happens that the Light Heavyweight Champ Deam Malenko is here. Christian: Great, book the match! Foley: Hold on there, how much do you weigh? Christian: 218 Foley: You're lying! Christian: . . . Dammit!

Only if you don't count the Slammies 1987 and/or SNME 3/88.

I will say this . . . That may have been Lita's best promo since . . . yeah.

During the 24/7 Era of the Hardcore Title, why did they even bother booking Hardcore Title Matches?

^ ^ ^ Fun stuff. After Bobby Heenan shakes Savage's hand. Savage: Show this man the exit.

Too bad Dancin' Tyson Dux isn't there.

I marked for Dr. D David Schultz's rant during that.

There was a pretty funny skit in 1984 w/ Mean Gene tagging along w/ the tag champs, Adrian Adonis and Dick Murdoch. They visited Adonis's hometown, the Bowery in NY. Murdoch, from TX, was wowed by what he was seeing. However, much to Adonis's chagrin, no one knew who he was until he bumped into an old, sickly gentleman named "Uncle Joe". To which Adonis quipped, "Looks good for 53." Well, it turns out that Adonis paid "Uncle Joe" and a buddy off w/ free tickets to pretend they know him. So, they move on to Adonis's shower he used while growing up . . . a running fire hydrant. "Cleanliness is next to Godliness," explained Adonis. Finally, the 3 of them made their way to an "Outdoor Dining Facility" (hot dog stand) to get some grub. Mean Gene asked what the dogs were made of. "Uhhhh . . . hot dogs," described the foreign vendor. Adonis and Murdoch seemed to enjoy dinner when Mean Gene wrapped it up by saying, "We've got to be running along. Adrian pay the man, I'm not picking up the tab." Fun stuff at the Bowery. Also on CV's Bloopers, Bleeps, and Bodyslams.

IIRC, the last 'Feature Match' on SuperStars was Wildman Marc Mero vs. Undertaker.

He was in a Countdown to Armageddon match w/ Kevin Nash. UT was in the RR02 w/ Storm. Neither time they were in the ring at the same time though.

Do Royal Rumbles/Battle Royals count?

As soon as Musical Chairs got started, I just knew I should have been taping it. I didn't and I miss the only time Ric Flair may ever strut to 'Pop Goes the Weasel' (or whatever that tune was, I don't remember) . . . on national TV anyway. Hopefully, the Bottom Line will air it in full. However, the 1st Rock Concert was better. "Now The Rock would like you all to do me a favor . . . and KEEP IT DOWN Baby! Keep it down!!! (Rock starts strumming his guitar a little bit) "Hey hey hey hey hey KEEP IT DOWN"

I figured the 2K versions of the Sharpshooters and 'Liontamers' were done to make it easier for the opponents to crawl to the ropes.

Horowitz: I can't use these clubs, I'm left handed. Darsow: Well, ya shoulda brought your own clubs ya idiot!!!

Well, according to the local sports reports here in Cleveland, Carols DID give Jim Paxson and Gordon Gund his word that he would resign w/ Cleveland. Sucks of Carlos to betray Cleveland's trust and sucks of Cavs' management to be so trusting of Carlos.

From http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/ This one hurts.