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Now all that's left is updating IL as HCG champeen.

THE MAIN EVENT - SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Jay Hawke © vs. Johnny Dangerous © Using advanced technology known as ECW Anarchy Rulz for the Sega Dreamcast with Hawke being played by Dusty Rhodes and Johnny as Tajiri, I'm going with Dusty Hawke. Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis Makomber Francis, if only to give him a bit more of his Short and Happy Life. THE BRAWL-O IN SAO PAULO Scott Pretzler vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Pretz said his French Language AP exam ate his face, so I'm going with Sporky. Martial Law (Landon Maddix and Todd Cortez) vs. Arch Griffon and Manson MANSONOSITY and Val Kilmer Insane Luchador vs. Lil' Buck Pele and Charo beat us down. Opening Bout Lord David vs. JJ Johnson JJ, now with Raspy Voice action!

Does this mean that you no longer sort of look like Lil' Wyte?

Come chat with me and Muzz. Unless you feel skurred by the Chat Clique.

And Toxxic is gone. Those sons of bitches.

Tom amz get Mexican Cruiserweight Title. I pounded a few dents into it so as it better hold salsa. Rayn-Man definately gets Sane Luchadore, definately. Para el Luchawhore - One midget (Goes by Francisco) capable of threading a tequila worm from his mouth to nostrils, like this: And also, a very spicy ELM in Mexican flag with your choice of dipping sauces, and Rayn-Man's midget test dummy escapees. Toxxizzle - Mexican tortoise with a gun Damn it, I was hoping I could find a picture of an ass-shaped plate or something similar for WC's big ass plate of fajitas, but I couldn't find anything. So, he gets six thousand chicken (And steak) fa-jy-tas, and a serving midget luchador. Munchasaurus is the proud owner of two cases of bottled Montezuma's Revenge, El Loco Hombre, clad in a zoot suit, and habitually falling over a passed out Xstasy. Andy is currently operating a cock fighting circuit just outside of Mexico City. Mike Van Siclen, come on down to collect a pile of animated luchadores! For faithful referee Ced Ordonez, his Mexican equivalent, Jose Lu, two sombreros over twenty feet in diameter, and a plate of taquitos stolen from a 5-star restaurant in Tiajuana. El Teebler - Two rusted '68 Beetles, a very nice brick from an Aztec pyramid (I had to fight off some Predators to get it), a turquoise statue of Raynor in mariachi attire, and a copy of Verde Juevos y Jamon. HawkMan gets a case of Corona extra, three bottles of tequila, several hundred pounds of guacamole that must be eaten out of a pick up truck, and a woman to give you taco-flavored kisses, Guadalupe Something. Hmm. I cannot find Spike's match, so I'll have to wait. For Jake, a taco five feet long by six feet tall, and a zombie midget luchador army.

That's just a goddamn lie. And it's still tough to call whether you are or aren't gayer than a stack of strawberry pancakes.

Nifty commentifications by WC, and it's probably due to my old school-ness, but what comments seemed old school? And David is statistically slower than Toxxic, just FYI. Also: Arch should call everyone 'madcap'. Another also: Will he channel other Kilmer characters in other matches? Will he quote Chris Knight from 'Real Genius'?

And I ignored the signs that said "You suck. Stop it. Really, stop doing this." and plowed idiotically on.

Aecas/Vlad amz teh 23. In honor of it (And also him, judging by the stuff I've seen/read of his and such), I present this comic from the Perry Bible Fellowship (Check it out here:

You mean a Rear Admiral.

Watching ESPN News or whatever the hell, and Brock Berlin signed with the Dolphins. I guess he didn't want to move.

Maddix is so insensitive! Also: Drunkenings!

Quick comment: When did Arch turn into Doc Holliday/Val Kilmer? Does that mean he's going to die from tuberculosis or something in a month? And why didn't he hold up his hands and say drunkenly, "I have two fists, one for each of ya" to Koran?

Oh, and also Presedential Coaster/Secondary Ottoman (Janus is Primary Ottoman)

Secretary of Borting? Something that shows my loss of mental functions. Also, I demand Kibs be the poet laureate.

Yay for things, such as winning! Anti-yay for invisible Spike/??? match. Detailed comments sometime later (Though probably not by me)

I just remembered that I kind of liked the first 13th Hour triple cage match for the Stable title because I was one of the first (If not the very first) to kill (Or at least maim horribly) Chris Wilson by throwing him from the second cage (HIAC-type) into the crowd because he was leaving. Of course, like two weeks later, he was back, and in perfect health. I can't find the damn match, though. Had they won, I would say my world title match against Stubby, Riley, and Fallout (I think it was Fallout. Might've been someone else), or the one against Toxx, but alas, I losted thems.

My finished product clocked in at 6,142 words. I figured an extra 50% of my typical word limit should be good for a PPV match with no stip and no title to be won.

Dama, if you really like that kind of stuff, try to find a Battle of the Bands contest. Like in Drumline.

I've hated everything I've ever written.

No idea, but a lot of southern schools have awesome bands. If there's a college in Mississippi that isn't USM, Ole Miss, or MSU, chances are they've got a good band.

He's English, not Welsh. Duh! I said shear, not have intimate relations with. Plus, if he were Welsh, wouldn't his named be spelled Krutxxllyivalkealjvepbdkf but still be pronounced the same?

Heh. Goo Wallace. This draft has had some good nicknames.

Cool for Michael Boley to get picked. Go USM, sorta. I would have thought Junior Rosegreen might have been taken by now. Also: Holy crap! Larry Brackins from PRCC? Kid must be good. Yay Pearl River, I guess.