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Thank you, good sir Makomber Francis. Now if I only knew who was voting for what...I mean, if you pick the "No, you suck" option, why not tell me so?

Not a-fucking-gain. It seems like it always comes down to the last handful of games, which result in Atlanta losing a playoff spot. Damn horrible bullpen. Why don't we have Rolf? He's good. Atlanta's isn't. Oh well, time for the first of the semi to occassionaly decent TSM players to retire (No offense Zenon and Crowe, but your first guys did kinda suck) and for me to start anew. With someone who sucks. Huzzah! GO ANYBODY BUT JACKSONVILLE!

Well, considering that KC has the worst record according to the latest standings, you might not, seeing as you plan on becoming the number one pick. It all depends on how much you want to play for a winner, I suppose. I mean, both Canadian teams aren't that great...

Crap McCrappington! I recall several seasons back when it was pretty much a three-way tie for first in the South between Atlanta, Jacksonville, and I think Charlotte, and of course, Atlanta dropped the ball. But, now with LeBeau and Hunter gone, perhaps D and G can pull it off. C'mon Janes, let's win one for the latino legends, Carlos and Gonzales!* *Note that only DeSantis is a legend. Gonzo sucked for quite a while. But now he's doing well, and he better rack up some more Ks, or it's back to living in the root cellar for him!

Or we could always uses Danny's shitty messageboards, wherever they might be. INTERESTING HOW THAT JOKE CAME FULL CIRCLE, HUH GUYS!? GUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am amazed that Gonzales is still doing well. I guess he's putting what he's got left for one last chance at glory. Either that, or he's pulled so many tendons and such, his arm is like the kid from Rookie of the Year, resulting in amazing powers...until he trips on a ball in game 7 of the championship series. Or maybe not... Uh, GO JANES! YAY FOR DESANTIS AND GONZALES!!

I shall continue to give up hope for the Janes, seeing as how anything I wish to do well fails horribly. I mean, DeSantis is doing well, but it's not the numbers I recall him putting up. Eh, I'll chance it... HUZZAH JANES!! The Big G is pitching very well. I take back my comments about wishing him to be shot in the face so I can bring in another player. Gonzales is teh cool right now. And cue Gonzales to break his spleen while sitting in the dugout, prompting Atlanta to release him while he's injured.

Zed, you crazy bitch! It's Stone Froze Jack Houston. Let's see who else...Tokyo X ass-sucked. Damien Diablo, Jay Dawg, Extreme Hound, Exploding Chicken (!!), Jay Dawg, Donglonger Pete, NTD, Curry Man, Jay Dawg, and of course, Jay Dawg. Oh, and Mark "I like peanuts but never showed for a match, Kinxx. And Jamie "I suck ass and ass suck" "Jay Dawg" Drazon. Edit: I almost forgot that Jamie "Kid Bullet" Bjork dude who sucked ass.

Evo, could you use one of the trades and force Gonzales into retirement? Doesn't he know he doesn't have anything left and he's getting injured every season now. If not retirement, how about just shooting him, like with a crappy racehorse? Anyway, I'll just wait another year for Gonzales to ruin Atlanta's chances of the playoffs and eventually get to create another player. GO CARLOS, GO! (I've given up hope for the ATL, but DeSantis is a good player, so yay for him)

LIAR! Not that I really care since Atlanta hasn't made the playoffs since, well, ever. Are the any other teams who've never made the playoffs, aside from the recent expansion teams? I suppose I want the playoffs to be over as soon as possible, so I can have my hopes crushed again, or see if Gonzales will retire so I can create another player.

I don't know why, but I was thinking earlier today about actors with superb voice acting skills. For example, Brad Pitt's Mickey the pikey from Snatch sounded pretty convincing to me (What I could understand of it at least). Also good is Michael Caine in Second-hand Lions. Depp's Cap'n Jack sounds pretty good to me, as well. Of course, there are also the flat-out horrible attempts at accents and the like. I can't think of any examples of these off the top of my head, but I'm sure someone can. Huzzah for trying to sound like you're from somewhere else!

Anybody here a fan of Tom Stoppard, author of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Arcadia, and Shakespeare in Love (Among others, I assume)? I've read his first two and seen the last mentioned, and I've enjoyed all of them. I'm curious as to what other plays he's written, and if he's written any novels, and if so, what your thoughts on them are.

Yo, Evo, I was wondering, since both leagues have designated hitters, can DH be a possible "position" for us to give to our player? I mean, hundreds of real players have made it to the majors with little fielding ability as a DH, so why not us? And stuff.

If what Bricktop from Snatch said is correct, fed it to a lot of pigs, remembering to shave the hair and pull out the teeth beforehand. Other than that, uh, put it in a vat of Coke, since that stuff can disolved nails, and can be used to remove bloodstains on highways and such...

Frigid, I could be horribly wrong, but I think all pitchers get 11 points instead of 9 to use. And stuff.

And it teaches so much, like what exactly carnal embrace is. Speaking of which, I ought to hug a side of beef one of these days...or not.

That's why you need Kelly Leak. Or, to steal DeSantis away from Atlanta, crushing any hopes the Janes have for the next several years. Not that we usually have any to begin with, but, you know...

Perhaps because everyone else sucks? Just a thought there. And I "like" the fact that Atlanta is producing such amazing offensive numbers, for the opposing teams that is. We're all Undertakery, making people famous (Or in Big Red's case, more famous). And Huzzah for Gonzales having a winning record!

I've got a 16 mb card for the PS2 and probably two or three VMUs that I need new batteries for and some third party DC memory cards that don't need batteries. I mean, you lose the stupid little animations and crap, but you don't have to spend $80 on new batteries.

I like the Twister logo, but a cow would be a nice touch. Or maybe a baseball. Oh, and Quinny, you can bring in Tanner and I'll make Leak. Or Frost will, what with his love of those crazy "movies".

Kind of odd that the school mascot you've got in your sig is a hornet, Ced. If I were an Aussie, I'd probably hate dingoes for stealing babies, or those bastard cane toads for being my evil overlords and controlling everything. However, I hate various insects and arachnids, along with domestic cats. And most fish. Along with people. That's about it.

Atlanta doesn't seem to be too smart, what with resigning Gonzales, who's been going downhill as it seems and is getting all injured every season. Oh well, maybe Gonzo's absence will result in good pitchers getting a chance to perform. Rest assured, either Tiny Gonzales, Villano IV, or Kelly Leak (Of Bad News Bears fame) will kick at least five percent more ass than Giant Gonzales, especially Kelly Leak. I mean, a damn Harley Davidson...that's awesome.

Not sure if you'd be able to see it, but I believe Dempsey versus Firpo (I think that's his name) had about a billion knockdowns. Aside from classics like the Thrilla in Manilla, Rumble in the Jungle, etc., I'd try to find fights from your favorite boxers, you know, title bouts, etc. Oh, and good choice on Hearns vs. Hagler. Brutal, but cool.

I've been considering going back to my old roots in Seattle, just to see if the hot Atlanta weather has affected my performance, but if someone takes it, que sera, sera, as those crazy Italians say. Plus, since that "powerhouse" trio of LeBeau, DeSantis, and Gonzales has been broken up, that might mean nothing for Atlanta, really. Or, it might get us a late season surge, and Atlanta's first title, with only Carlos to claim it, because the rest of us are idiots. So, in short, I suppose I'll stay out the year in Atlanta so I can at least try to find Lil' Jon and give him to Carlos as a bat, then maybe off to the glitz and glamor of Seattle, where the winners be.

Gonzales has demanded that he be allowed to use the little cart that brings bullpen pitchers to the mound in the actual game. Or he wants gorilla legs transplanted to his body. He'll be dead soon, and uh, then I'll put in Tiny Gonzales for a wacky change.