EdwardKnoxII

Damn there's Hardcore Holly in like 20 years. Do you think when he wins a case he starts yelling, "How do you like me now?"? I want to know what happens when he loses a case.

Who else wants to suck long and hard on Danny's breasts?

I thought it was Triple H.

Yeah when Mama dies Big Show can take that poem that Boss Man used for his dad and make it about Mama. And then Big Show will crash the funeral and Shelton will end up doing some casket surfing. And then we'll find that Shelton is a bastard child.

This guy just screams "heel manager".

At the funeral Kane will fuck Mama's dead body. Or Triple H wearing a Kane mask will do it.

Or Mama can make a deal with the devil to return to the living. Only thing is Satan returned her 5 years later in the body of a hellspawn with limited powers and a living costume with a cape and chains and once the powers run out Mama will become a leader of Satan's army of hellspawn.

Fuck it this needs it's own thread After what happened monday with Mama it seems they plan to kill her so if they do what happens afterwards. Here are some ideas. When Mama dies her soul enters the Big Show's body and takes it over and Big Show becomes "That's My White Mama". And if anyone can pull it off it's the Big Show. Or when Mama dies Eddie souls enter her body and takes it over and then we're treated to Theal riding to the ring in a lowrider, doing frog splashes, and talking in a bad Mexican accent. Or they can do tribute shows for Mama on Raw and SD and have interviews with the wrestlers whose lives she touched and everyone will wear Mama shirts. Cept for Orton, of course. Benoit and HHH will wrestle a match in her honor. Afterwards, Shelton will pull a "Rey" and start to wrestle matches in her honor and calling out her name for help when he is in trouble. Then Orton will come over to RAW and say that Mama is in hell with Eddie and taking it up the ass from Satan. And then Orton will wreck the Mama Memorial Lowrider. Anyone else have any ideas?

Or better yet move him over to SD and have him and Booker teamup/feud. And better yet it makes sense.

And here comes the hardcore whore.

Anyone else think the soul of Eddie will take over Mama's body after she dies? Then we'll have a big black women doing frog splashes.

You know what would be a good gimmick? A kissing bandit gimmick. The way it works is that whenever someone is mad at the wrestler and starts yelling at him or whenever someone is scared the wrestler just starts kissing them and it just calm them down. No matter who they are.

And then next week Cena will shove his dick down Maria's mouth.

If I think if that did happen we'd be talking in the WCW folder right now.

I want proof that there really is a Canada.

28. If you're the uncle to a kid named Peter Parker, well sorry to break it to you but, you're FUCKED.

14. If you're a member of the Summers family then you have one fucked up family tree. Like your mom is a clone of your dad's life long love and your half sister is from a future that may not happen, etc.

My heart bleeds... He deserved to win that match, it does nothing for Hogan. HBK was a awesome Heel and he could have been a REAL Heel against face Cena. Ok but, HBK thought he could play the backstage game against HULK HOGAN of all people, the real master of the game. Forget HHH, he wishes he could play the game like he did/does. HBK thought he could get the win and have Hogan job to him. Wrong. If HBK was that dumb then he deserved the lost.

Well Rhino has both the World and TV titles and Danny Doring and Roadkill have the tag belts. But, didn't Rhino say that the TV title was stolen from him.

Question. Were there any "Russian" wrestlers really from Russia?

I bet Joey did to. I mean why else did he do all those cartoon voices? It was because he was hearing lots of voices in his head from all the drugs.

Don't forget the mini-Bret Hart so Vince can find ANOTHER way to do the SS '97 finish.

Anyone else think that Sweetin's drug intervention ended like an ep of Full House. With Danny saying no matter what drugs she does she'll always be apart of the family with some sickling sweet music playing in the background. And then it ends in a group hug. And then Jessie yells out "Have Mercy" And then the twins yell out "You got it dude".

Waltman (In sexy woman voice): "Come and get it big boy." Nash: "You don't have to tell me twice."

I think the reason HHH buried RVD was because Rob wouldn't share his stash with H and Steph. Cause you know how Rob got the hook up to the good shit. But, I bet when Rob starts sharing with them we'll see RVD as world champ in no time.