Sandman9000

It's a special occasion.

Nah, I just heard what's on the up and up.

Should I watch Stump The Schwab or punch myself in the crotch for half an hour?

That's it? No wonder this board is fucking dead.

Please.

Christfuck.

STOP FOLLOWING ME

And you are?

I see Kotz is here. LOOKS LIKE MY TIME IS UP FOLKS!

I like you. I have no problem with you. EDIT'D: THIS WAS BEFORE I KNEW YOU LIKED EMO. DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE. I HOPE YOUR DOG GETS AIDS AND YOU CRY ABOUT IT.

I fucking made this goddamn E-Fed. Me and Evenflow for Pres/VP.

Get out of my goddamn thread. Get someone else in here.

Goddammit. I forgot how starved for attention you are.

Where the fuck is Mole? Someone told me that little nuthugger doesn't suck at the internet now and I wanna see this first hand.

Shut the fuck up. I will kill you.

Which one of you little faggots is gonna say "OMFG I MISZ U SANDIE!!1three" first?

Alfdogg and CWM for supermods.

How's the fiancee? She dumped you yet? Fag.

:wub:

There's a fucking accomplishment.

I doubt that's true. Test it out.

So far, Banky's in the lead with Deranged Hermit in a close second, and CWM nowhere close. I'd be upset if this thread didn't turn into a ghey flame war. Rico, what have I told you about giving your opinion when it is unwanted? Take your one-man handicapped match ass out of here. Go jack off to pictures of Michelle Wie you piece of shit. Still accepting offers. I don't wanna have to give CWM another name.

Well kiddies, I don't post here anymore and would like to ensure that it remains that way in the future. Therefore, I'm selling my name here. You can do whatever you want with this name once it's yours. Use it as your new name, use it as a gimmick poster, get it banned, I could care less once it's yours. It's open to pretty much anyone, unless I think you're about as worthless as a shitstain on my shoe. This goes for worthless fucks such as Mole, Rico, -iB-, Barber, etc.. If I fucking hate you, I'm not letting you take this name. For all you people obsessed with post counts, I've (sadly) got close to 6,000, making your post whoring just a little bit easier. So, to the highest bidder (which will probably be the only person who wants it), you can have the user name of Sandman9000. Get bidding fuckers.

Well, I guess everything's been settled then. I'm out. I'll catch y'all on the flipside.