Sandman9000

Evenflow not posting here anymore. Though I can't say I blame him.

Boy, didn't see THAT one coming! Yeah, that's coming out of your avatar. Someone's just pissed that I fucking called it.

Boy, didn't see THAT one coming!

Seeing how there's no bandwagon Mole can't jump onto, he's raised my warning level to 42%. He doesn't get any big words here because he's too coked up to understand them. Fucking addict.

Hold onto your hats, folks. Mike just moved my warning level up to 33%. The time among us may be drawing to a close. And may these words, from our ruler and master Mike upon raising my level so, ring true among us all: Eloquence. Eloquence.

Mole, are you on drugs again? Nope. Lie.

Oh goddammit Alf. Now my warning level's at 25%. Now what will I ever do?

No thanks to you.

Further notice apparently being 30 seconds. Gotta get that precious revenue!

Hey guys, I can now sum up TSM in two pictures:

Be nice to him now. He's a disillusioned intellectual.

I'm humming "This Is Our Country" every time Mike posts.

I'm still waiting for the TSM: LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT part of the "woe is me" speel.

Marvin, I apologize. Your comment is eons above this.

Im the one that ruined the thread? HA! You did everything you could to beat Bob to the punch. I think Mole did it when he admitted to being a scumbag Ebay seller.. Exactly what in the hell does that have to do with this individual "conversation"? Just stop trying to be funny. You can't do it. EDIT: To clarify before Marvin completely misses the point, we had turned this internet gem from Addict and Mike's wacky shenanigans into a perfectly decent exhibition of Mike's inability to grasp the English language. Then Marvin came in with his championship "zinger" and ruined the flow, though Bob was hot on his heels to try and accomplish the same thing. Let's just go ahead and make this whole thing about Leena so we can finally kill it off.

Dude, come on. You're making it far too easy. Also, you might want to consider enforcing what guidelines you have before adding new ones.

Im the one that ruined the thread? HA! You did everything you could to beat Bob to the punch.

Thanks for ruining the thread Marvin.

Hey guys, my warning level just went from 8% to 17%. Wanna know why? HAIL THE ALMIGHTY TSM! GLORY TO THE GOOGLE ADS AND THE ADDICTS! GIVE PRAISE TO THE INFALLIBLE STAR SYSTEM! WORSHIP YOU WORTHLESS PEONS! WORSHIP!

I wouldn't pay the starting price for this board.

I hope you relapse you worthless addict. One in the same. Well, when you make so many mistakes we don't even have to try. Boy this plan has gone through like gangbusters, ain't it? I'll leave the irony of you making at least one mistake in that sentence alone.

Thanks to you, yes. Krispy Kreme's financial troubles. New York banning trans fats. My cell phone's lousy reception. The new iPod Shuffle. CZW's booking. Blu-Ray. Latrell Sprewell. Football commentators. Jamie Gold. CWM's Trillian errors. Meth. Clay Aiken. The Chicago Blackhawks.

^Ruining that gimmick.

^Ruining that gimmick.

I'm hoping zacalex wins so he can try and get his revenge against APO.