Art Sandusky

The Czech Republic: XxXx Princess Leena: XxXx Slayer: XxXxXx StylesMark: XxX wildpegasus: XxXx Returning captains: Zack Malibu Art Sandusky If WP wants to be in this, he can be. He'll also have EHME as an automatic team member. WP's the one we don't let into the draft, like Anglesault last time. Besides, he'll draft people from the wrestling folders or something who have no idea any of this is going on. Worse still, he'd draft Admin so he could "have the guy who calls all the shots! " The Czech Republic and Princess Leena are in, so there are two spots remaining. Slayer hasn't said if he's in on this or not. FORGET EVERYTHING YOU READ 'CAUSE I GOTS SOME BREAKING NEWZ~: Slayer and The Czech Republic have reached a co-captain agreement. Draft declaration thread with final results of this coming up.

Geez, not yet. Not everyone coming out of southern California can be picked first.

At least it didn't supersize itself.

"Duuuuuude!"

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Oh come on! The filename is "nigger.gif!" Whoa, I finally type that word and it works for me. Crazy.

Before, he was a sniveling 15 year old with a dumb Donald Rumsfeld spoof avatar.

But it's a dude in blackface.

Or, more frequently, trying to make a new law after failing to alter the current. Is there a record somewhere of all the times this White House has pushed for a civil rights-related law to be changed?

Why would you post that picture.

Cheesala is an overweight dude in an easy chair that's wearing a neck brace, holding a beer, and yelling at someone that shit's unfair because the government won't pay him after his "sore neck" disability claim fell through. To me anyway.

I can't really see Peyton Manning's face on anything other than a quarterback. Maybe a kicker.

First: Captains are selected. Second: People declare themselves in the draft. Third: A poll to determine the #1 pick in the draft. This ended up being the most fun last time. Fourth: The draft itself, which will have to be structured based on how many participants there are. Fifth: For five days, anyone who isn't on your team is your worst enemy. In this folder only, of course. People who aren't participating are like civilians, and shouldn't be attacked. Unless you really don't like some motherfucker anyway, that's cool too. Just keep the shit out of places where it isn't clearly part of the farce. DISCLAIMER: Anyone who agrees to be in Gang Wars v2.0 also gives up their right to complain to a moderator about anything in threads related to this. It sounds stupid to have to say that, but shit gets hostile rather quickly. It's a fun little experiment like that. At the end of each day, the teams' showings will be determined. I guess whoever gets the highest average place "wins." There isn't much science in who wins and loses. On messageboards it's easy to determine, and we're a generally sharp lot besides the people I wrote the disclaimer for. Sixth: Um, stuff goes back to normal, pretty much. It wasn't Gang Wars that killed NHB in the latter half of 2004, it was the Cabal guys takin' over afterward. Hey, we don't talk much. Sorry. EDIT: Nomination Deadline is the conclusion of Raw on the West Coast, 2:00AM EST.

I don't get it. And poor Dan.

But Fooster's at the Elitist Cabal. I think. Everyone's got fluidly changing names over there, but I know he showed when he was invited. MMH/JSYK, on the other hand has been virtually gone for a year plus.

People who retire from NHB are excluded. If you insist on participating, you'll be put on the worst team automatically for making a dramatic exit from the folder only to return a couple of days later.

The draft is going to be interesting.

I endorse a Kane/Umaga IC program. It'll give 'em something to do, and help elevate the visibility of the title. Nitro and Benjamin and Carlito can be put in some kind of upper-card dealie for the rest of the fall, and be involved in whatever the ME is at Survivor Series, possibly in the Elimination Chamber if they keep up the New Year's Revolution trend of the last couple of years. Those three seriously need to be given some substantial pushes 'cause it's going to be hard to fill Ford Field with how things are going at this rate in regards to credible performers that can fill a massive card like Wrestlemania.

If WWE would put its considerable resources towards promoting a wrestling product instead of "making movies," it would improve current conditions and invite competition in the theoretically more stable and profitable wrestling industry that would result.

Melina being there added a fun extra depth to Foley and Flair, but it ended up being vestigial in my mind during the build. At the peak before the first stoppage, as Foley took the Nestea Plunge, the last goddamn thing I was thinking about was Melina showing up and how she'd affect the match.

Quick BTW for everyone, former captains can assume their spots again. This would mean Zack Malibu, FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot, Anglesault, and myself are captains if we so choose. It isn't automatic by any means. Since Anglesault is gone and so is FrigidSoul, we've got four totally open captain spots as of right now. The number of teams will be six. I don't know if I want to be a captain without a popular mandate, or if Malibu wants to mess around with this again, so that makes four nominations that'll have to rise above the rest. I second Leena as a captain.

Due to it being mentioned a lot and the need for some good fun around here, it's time for us to do this again. We've got a load of new faces here from the last couple of years, so now you'll see what we're talking about. I think we can swing five teams this time, but interest may only allow for four. Nominate/support nominations for captains in this thread! I nominate The Czech Republic/Felonies/Sylvan Grenier. xoxoxoxo Art Sandusky (yes, I seriously wanna do this)

Is a rational counter-argument too really much to ask for? If you hate what I'm saying, maybe you should take it upon yourself to write a rebuttal instead of whining. It's just funny that I could see "arabs r terrorists? o rly? lol, columbine!" coming a mile away. The majority of terrorists worldwide are indeed Arabic. Still, racial profiling is fucked up and you know it. Why not do what the normal police does and just keep an eye out for specific actions or patterns? 'sides, if this were to go through don't you think it'd be easy to work around it? The want to kill noncombatants to further a school of thought/government/behavior is something that comes from inside your head with time and whatever the heck else motivates you. People certainly aren't born that way, which is something such a policy would imply. Defrauding senseless murderers for what they are will do far more to undermine their power than hitting the proverbial beehive with a bat.

A Modern Man's Hustle sighting!

Haha. Awesome.