Someone who says this tarnishes the SummerSlam name obviously forgets Diesel/Mabel.
If we get Guererro/Bradshaw in Toronto, it'll be booed out of the building, while the crowd chants something to the effect of "Eddie deserves better."
Team Malibu's attempt at a panty raid at Team FrigidSoul headquarters (they don't wear thongs you sicko, the ladies of Team FrigidSoul have some class)goes horribly wrong, and Mattdotcom ends up on the horribly wrong end of the event.
The prize was your anal virginity, but you let CanadianChick and her strap-on take that long ago.
News flash, babbaloo: Enjoying being fucked in the ass means YOU'RE GAY.
Piss versus King? Team Malibu infighting?
Goddamn that team sucks.
EDIT: Turns out FrigidSoul made the lame "Frigidlay" comment (I can't be bothered to read inferior teams' posts), so wow, his team really blows too.