Seeing that I'd soundly won the first day of fighting, I went to sleep.
The mighty JSYK has been holding things up for Team Kotzenjunge during my absence, along with
Lord of the Curry and
David Schwimmer, who also assisted in their own inimitable ways.
FrigidSoul's team has failed to mount any kind of offense.
Zack Malibu's team has yet to master toilet training (a hazard of picking such a young and, frankly, dumb team), so they haven't posed any kind of threat other than there being so damned many of them around.
Team ChokenSault never really got out of the gate.
However, I have returned to lead my team to continued greatness in light of the new "You're an idiot" insult front.
Excelsior, and for the rest of the teams, that means "WE R KOOL LETZ GO YAY W00T!!!!!!1111111"