How do you want me to help you out.
(See, the question with a period at the end is another Incandenza trademark, often used by Nevermortal these days, thus making him, once again, a very very lame rip-off)
Kotzenjunge (2:14:04 AM): What do you eat?
Nevermortal (2:14:30 AM): Poop.
Kotzenjunge (2:14:45 AM): I saaaaaaaaaid, whattayaeat?
Nevermortal (2:14:49 AM): POOP!!
Yeah, that took skill.
You like being a leader. Now go lead your special ed soldiers to glory!
(just hold out until Anglesault gets back, he'll help you out a lot... ideally)