Art Sandusky

Okay, tell us your beefs with whitey.

my dick too strong to bite off

*****

Oh, it's back to college to do it right this time after I'm out, and get my life back to where it was really supposed to be all along. I'm gonna milk the shit out of that GI Bill. That degree will be handy if I ever decided to go back in since I'd be able to go to OCS then.

That sure as shit isn't what I'll get into. I'm sure I'll end up with people shooting at me, but I'm aiming for Civil Affairs or Journalism, with a really deep-seated want to be in Law Enforcement as a corrections officer instead of an MP. I mean goddamn, you're going to teach me how to kick ass without a rifle, let me put it to real use.

That's all I can think of. Besides me, of course. I already tried to do my part and got some theraputic venting out in the process but it didn't take. This folder does suck dick 'cause it's full'a homos. HEY! I'M IN THIS FOLDER! And so are you!

I blame the alternating shots. It kills the spontaneous aspect of a cameraman trying to keep up with the action when there was apparently someone waiting in that room for just such an emergency.

When HHH was still a real man, he wouldn't have given up the sledgehammer. He would have been all "okay, I'll fight like a man" and then pull one out of his boot or have Flair toss him a second one.

Boy, HHH timed his run from the WWE Studios to Nashville just right.

Fuck, HHH and Orton are BOTH geniuses! What happens when "hit the other guy with a sledgehammer" plans collide?!?!

By the way WWE, that's a former ECW champion you just used as mincemeat. Just sayin'.

Well goddamn, we got Chavo.

Dark match.

Has JBL ever mentioned how his various investments have been doing over the last eight months? Similarly, what about Vince?

It was HER who crashed the thread!

Dolph Ziggler looks like he should be on Worldwide in 1990 or some shit.

Agreed. She's nothing without the arrogant carpet walk strut.

Were Todd and that dude playing rock paper scissors in the parking lot?

I didn't even consider that. Considering all the other crap going on in this show, you might be right. No way they can wedge something else big in there.

As a corollary to what I said earlier about Cena's promo style, it grates on you if allowed to go on and on.

I've always wondered something: if a guy loses his title but doesn't get a rematch before the new champion loses it, does he just face the new new champion?

Rematch! Whoo! WTF Big Show

I've never been so happy to see John Cena. I dig his goofball corny promo style.

An Ounce of Goodwill Makes a Pound of Headaches.

Shit like that helps remind me that mud-caked bullshit political spite has been around for longer than anyone cares to remember. (John F. Kennedy/Barack H. Obama) pals around with (communists/terrorists)!