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Guess who's really winning the title at Mania? I wouldn't doubt this, but this isn't news. We all thought that when we heard about Hogan's knee and "problems" with TNA. Hogan ducking TNA for WM is the first thing that comes to our minds.

Triple H, a true locker room leader.

I missed this show last week. This isn't the last of the season is it?

bLeH. I didn't buy much music this year but I'm really liking Kid Rock's new album.

I don't know what bugs me more. Orton's push or Triple H turning face while holding the title for a long period of time. The utter crap this storyline, feud and matches will produce is going to be scary. Buckle up! It's going to be a bumpy ride.

I didn't know Rougeau was even with the WWE. Doesn't he, or did, run his own small promotion on Canada? I remember Bret Hart making an appearance at one of his shows. Who else is on the pay roll up there in Canada?

C'mon Vince! Have a Raw taping one week and give us a live SD in Canada!

Like Hell it is. Unless you're over 45. BTW, I use to live off Labatt Blue. From 18-24 that was my beer of choice. I still drink it every once in a while. My beer of choice now is Coors Original.

So the original plan was for Benoit to win the title at NWO04 and drop it a month later at WM? Nice..... Orton?!?!? Orton?!?!!? Orton?!!?!?

Benoit getting depushed is crap. Everytime he he gets a title shot or a #1 contenders shot he steps it up more then anyone and he gets fucked for it afterwards. Vince/Cat, thank god for VCR's. I like the Shannon Moore stuff. Is it going anywhere? Probably not. But I like seeing him bump and sell like a machine for these guys. 4 way tag match should be fun. I like the Cena/Big Show stuff and actually wish they would get more time on the show. When is this Iraq show? Was it recorded already?

DARK MATCHES (1) Mideon pinned Billy Peters (?). His first name was Billy, he was billed from right across the bridge in St. Petersburg, so that got him a fair pop and a "Let's Go St. Pete" chant. Nice welcome pop for Mideon, who now has his head shaved. Mideon gets the win after a curtain call type move, but he goes a step ahead and lifts him up so Billy falls on his stomach. (2) Mike Barton (isn't that Bart Gunn?) & Jim Steele beat Brent Dail (?) & Carl Colon. Two decent size guys (Barton & Steel) vs. two cruiserweights. The bigger dudes get the win after a tilt-a-whirl type crucifix powerbomb and flying elbow off the top rope combo. (3) Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak beat Val Venis & Lance Storm (w/ 2 ladies). The heel turn is official now, as Jindrak & Cade got the win after Jindrak sat on Storm while he was going for a sunset flip and held Cade's arms for leverage (he was outside the ring) to get the pin. SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT (1) No. 1 Contender for the Women's Title Match: Victoria pinned Ivory. Good match---both got a decent pop. Ivory missed a cross body from the top rope, then Victoria hit the Widow's Peak for the win. Molly Holly watched most of the match from the Titantron area. After the match was over, she went into the ring to shake hands with Victoria, but clocked her with the belt when she wasn't looking. She was also minus Stevie Richards. Face turn for Vicki? (2) Hurricane & Rosey pinned The Shane Twins. Shane Twins are local wrestlers for IPW, NWA Florida, etc. You may have seen them in the Sonny's BBQ commericals, too. The superheroes get the win after Hurricane climbs on Rosey's shoulders (ala Snuka did to Andre the Giant) and hits one of the twins with the big splash. (3) Steven Richards pinned Test. Clean win, too. I believe it was a roll up, but it almost looked like a botched spot by the ref, as it didn't seem like he counted to three. Is Test in the doghouse, or is Stevie and Vicki in for a decent face push? AFTER RAW ENDED Eric Bischoff's music hit, and he gloated about how Mick Foley was a coward. Randy Orton came down, and Bischoff kissed his ass. RVD's music hits. "Mick Foley may not be a coward, but I'm not." With that, RVD runs to the ring and starts attacking the I-C champ. Evolution comes down and beats down RVD. HBK comes down, and the two babyfaces clear the ring of Evil-loution. Jerry Brisco's kid is in the front row (while I wouldn't know him if I saw him at the mall or Burger King, he had a green jacket that said Brisco on the back and was high school age; I've heard Jerry on local D.J. Bubba the Love Sponge talk about his son's high school wrestling team, which I think won state a year or two ago). Anyway, RVD took Brisco's kid into the ring. Flair got in the ring, and HBK and RVD were urging Brisco to take on Flair, and Flair, ever the heel, eagerly awaited the challenge. All the guys were having fun with this, it was great to watch. They broke character without breaking character, if that makes any sense. Orton was on the outside cheering Flair on, pounding the apron. Brisco's kid did an amatuer takedown, and HBK acted as the ref, and Brisco pinned Flair 1-2-3! Triple H shook the ropes, acted pissed, shook his head, and Shawn gave him an almost purposeful barely touching weak looking superkick to Triple H. Oh, Bischoff for some reason hit HBK from behind, then bumped into RVD, and got superkicked by Shawn. Triple H helped him out of the ring. Funny ending for us lucky fans in Tampa. Credit: 411

Jack White of the White Stripes got in a fight with Jason Stollsteimer of the garage rock band Von Bondies this past Saturday night at the Magic Stick club in Detroit. White cut up his hand while Stollsteimer got a bloody nose and bruises to his right eye. Stollsteimer told police that White wanted to speak to him and that he refused. White then attacked him and punched him seven times in the eye. Stollsteimer's manager sent out the following release: "Stollsteimer was violently attacked by Jack White of the White Stripes without warning or provocation. White approached Stollsteimer during the concert, physically forcing him against the speakers, and began shouting. Stollsteimer attempted to turn his head [to] face White but refused to engage in conversation. Visibly angered by Stollsteimer's unwillingness to argue or fight, White spat into Stollsteimer's face and punched him in the head and face repeatedly. White then forced Stollsteimer to the ground and continued his attack until White was restrained by several crowd members." Credit: MTV/411

"I have half the brains you do." - - Sid

Who said Foley was gone for good?

"Don't you flap those big gums at me." - - Steve Austin to Too Cold Scorpio in ECW

Bobby Heenan commenting on Hogan's entrance music: Heenan: That's my second favorite song. Monsoon: I'm almost afraid to ask. What's your favorite? Heenan: All the rest are tied. "He's going to audition for the Vienna Boys' Choir!" -- Gorilla Monsoon Bobby Heenan on some Jobber: "I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole"." "He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!" -- Bobby Heenan on Oliver Humperdink "Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs."-- Jesse Ventura Gorilla & Bobby on the Rosatti sisters: Brain: "I looked it up. You know what Rosatti means in Italian?" Gorilla: "Sure. It means red, rich, full..." Brian: Nope...it means lard. "The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children" -- Gorilla Monsoon Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Warrior: "This guy makes coffee nervous." I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me!" -- "Rowdy" Roddy Piper Bobby H on Frankie (Koko's bird): "If he was in my house, he'd be in a shake 'n' bake bag." "I guess you could call that poetry in motion." -- Jesse V after watchin the Genius smacking a jobber with his poetry plate. "What can I say about this move? Nothing so I won't." -- Randy Savage on the Beverly Bros' finisher "You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car." -- Bobby Heenan Roddy Piper on Ole Anderson: "He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!" "I can't jump high, so I jump from high places." -- Cactus Jack "You can see the life LITERALLY oozing from his body!" -- Gorilla Monsoon "Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper." -- Roddy Piper "Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him." -- Bobby Heenan "The pleasure was all yours." -- Jesse Ventura "I would rather hurt a man than love a woman." -- Cactus Jack "Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling." -- Roddy Piper on Ric Flair Gorilla & Bobby on Adrian Adonis: Gorilla: He's quite lethargic. Bobby: And slow. Roddy Piper on Jim Duggan: "Does the tongue hanging out help his balance?" "Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running." -- Roddy Piper "If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world." -- Cactus Jack "That's where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off." -- Jim Cornette on Dusty Rhode's birthmark "To be that man, you've got to beat the man. Woooo!" -- Ric Flair "Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. Wooooo!" -- Ric Flair (After beating up Frankie Williams on Piper's Pit): "Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions." -- "Rowdy" Roddy Piper Taken from StevesWrestling.com

Now Aerosmith needs to return the favor. Bring Paul & Tommy on stage and do a full blown, 4 guitar version of "Train Kept' A Rollin."

Maybe he plays emo?

"Steph is gone from TV forever!"

I still wanna know why they suspended him for 30 days? Does he have something else going on? I know he was suppose to work some matches in Japan. When is that?

That handicap match almost made up for the $30 I wasted on the PPV the night before. Really good match. I was into the whole thing. Of course, Scott Keith ripped the whole thing apart but fuck that fat fuck. I was happy with the ending. I don't think of it as "those assholes ripped us off! boo hoo!!!! fuck them!!! all is wrong in the world of WWE!!!!" The ending left us(most) wanting more and wanting to turn into Raw next week.

I agree. The show was boring unless you're a die hard Evolution fan. There was way too many rest holds last night. Serious, when Orton put that head lock on RVD, I got up, took a quick piss, grabbed another beer and went back into the room and they were still in that spot. I'm not so much pissed about how bad the show was, just disappointed by how boring it 95% of it was.

Yeah, what is the deal with the petition? Does Foley have to get a certain amount of people to sign it and if so, who appoved that?

One thing that really bugs me is Triple H has been off TV for all this time and they never explained why. Now he just shows up and wins the title again.

I don't think Jericho will turn tonight. He'll do what he was last night. Taking it easy on Trish and this time will blow the match with the girls getting the upset. Which will lead to Christian starting to call Jericho on it, then on ward, and, on ward.