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I have no idea where the Jericho/Trish/X/Lita storylines are going and I love it! Entertain me and keep me guessing ya bastards!

Fuck The State Lesbain Center Advisory Board of Boise

Oh, I get to drink beer and wine all day and I have an excuse, it's Thanksgiving! I dont need to hide it because it's not like it's lunch at Grandma's house on Tuesday afternoon.

Screw Rocky's IC title run and the Honky Tonk Man. I still say Mr. Perfect's run with the belt was the best. Both times since Von Erich's run hardly counts.

I hate parades Fuck Greenbay Maimi sucks and so does A-Train

Thanksgiving Day Parades, all morning Green Bay at Detroit, 12:30 pm Miami at Dallas, 4:05 pm Smackdown, 8:00 pm

I'm not sure how to explain the move except is looks like a mix of the F5 and FU.

"Cryin" - - Aerosmith "Like A Prayer" - - Madonna "November Rain" - - GNR "Gin N Juice" - - Snoop Dogg "Amish Paradise" - - Weird Al

I saw this finally last week and I have to admit that The Darkness were pretty damn good. They were ripping some shit up at the end of the song. Decent playing, good leads and they look like they were having fun instead of "this sucks, boo hoo, my childhood was ruined."

Tomorrow Headlines

Kiss would never blow Aerosmith off the stage musically. Kiss is lucky they have the 4th of July behind them and I've seen both bands a number of times. Anyway, I'm going to see this show Friday and if I'm wrong, I'll come here and admit it.

PPV could be first WWE 5 hour PPV. Also could the Hulkster return for the show? WWE is strongly considering having WrestleMania be 5 hours long at the price of $50. In the past, WWE has ran 4 hour WrestleMania PPVs at $45. The extra fifth hour will not be used for matches, but so that WWE can add nostalgic video packages from the past WrestleManias throughout the PPV. Right now, the matches being talked about for WrestleMania XX are as follows: Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar Kane vs. The Undertaker Steve Austin vs. Vince McMahon Triple H vs. Mick Foley It also appears that WWE is now anticipating that the Rock will work a match at the show, although who he will face is still a mystery. Vince McMahoon is also said to be somewhat open to possibly bringing back Hulk Hogan for the show. His main problem with that right now is that Hogan could headline a major TNA PPV in February, and McMahon doesn't want to bring Hogan in for WrestleMania if he will be headlining a rival's PPV the month before. Credit: Powell Report/PWTorch.com/411

Tons of WWE news items... - Kurt Angle has already told WWE management that he won't wrestle again until January, but that he will continue to work on TV if needed. He will not be working house shows. - As reported, Smackdown did a 3.6 rating. The highest rated segment was a 3.9 for the John Cena/Big Show match. The lowest rated segment was a 3.4 for the Shannon Moore/Matt Morgan match. - WWE plans to have Ernest "The Cat" Miller be a fulltime wrestler when he returns. Many in the locker room are questioning this move since Miller doesn't exactly have a great reputation as a wrestler. Most figured his recent build up was going to lead to him having his own Piper's Pit type segment. - There are no plans to have any new person jump to Smackdown since Matt Hardy jumped to RAW. Ernest Miller will fill the extra spot. Credit: Powell Report/PWTorch.com/411

He is the wind beneath our wings.

Bye ABOBO

Crap. I meant to type 9. I was still there regardless. I hardly remember the card though because I didn't really watch anything but WWF then. My uncle took me to the show.

Marlboro reg's 100's. Unless I'm drinking, I usually smoke half, BUTT it, and smoke the rest a little later. I been smoking for over 10 years and I can make a pack last me a good 3, sometimes 4 days. All depends on the drinks, though.

I read today he's already talking to Corino about going to Zero One in Japan.

Whoa. Brian making an appearance in the WWE folder?

That doesn't help at all. Care to explain? Yeah, I didn't get that either? Is the WWF logo in the middle of the ring or something? BTW, Torch also said there is a Kurt Angle DVD coming out in March.

EDIT I just signed back on and didn't see there was already another thread. Why make two? Fuck this thread.

Okay, I haven't seen much of Japan besides bits and pieces of New and All Japan. How stiff are they really? I've seen the main event guys lay some shots in, but the junior weight guys don't seem that stiff.

Interestingly enough, Chris Benoit has been taken out of the main event slot at the Smackdown house shows this weekend. He was originally slated to face Brock Lesnar. Lesnar will now face John Cena while Benoit will take Cena's spot teaming with Bradshaw and Hardcore Holly against Big Show, Nathan Jones, and Matt Morgan. Credit: 1bob/411

And here's a house show report from last night. Attendance was about 1/3 full, or about 5,000-6,000 people. Ring announcer Tony Chimel came out and did the usual pre-show stuff (no video recording, no throwing stuff, etc) and promoted JVC (the tour's sponsor). The guy with the shirt gun then hit the ring, but the damn thing broke after only one shot, which got the guy major heat. REY MYSTERIO VS. NUNZIO The crowd was really into this one, and not only because it was the first bout. This, in my opinion, was the match of the night. This is my report, so you get my opinions. Anyway, Rey won with the springboard guillotine legdrop after the 619. SAKODA AND AKIO VS. THE SELF-PROCLAIMED WORLD’S GREATEST TAG TEAM Benjamin and Haas played the faces in this one (could this be a sign for the future?), but even the decent mat wrestling couldn’t save these 4, as the crowd was dead in this one (much like they were all night). The crowd really didn’t buy the WGTT as “good guys” as first, but they kind of grew on them as time passed. The former tag champs picked up the victory with what Mike and I named a “springboard Doomsday Device” for lack of an actual name. RHYNO VS. SEAN O’HAIRE Another match between two guys who play heels on TV (in fact, Rhyno was heel against Scotty 2 Hotty on Velocity tonight), but Rhyno was face in this one. Another match we could’ve lived without ended with O’Haire using his “in the web” or whatever the hell it’s called to get the 1-2-3. RIKISHI AND SCOTTY 2 HOTTY VS. CHUCK PALUMBO AND JOHNNY STAMBOLI The crowd actually got into this one, but it was mainly because both Rikishi and Scotty were gone for so long, it was just cool seeing the Stinkface and the Worm (both performed on Stamboli). The end came when Palumbo went for a sunset flip off the top rope, but Rikishi basically landed on him halfway through (it might’ve been a missed spot) and pinned him. After the match, Scotty took 3 kids out of the audience, and the 5 of them danced in the ring for a minute or so. WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TAJIRI © VS. JAMIE NOBLE VS. ULTIMO DRAGON I could’ve been wrong, but I distinctly heard Chimel announce Noble as the “Redneck Messiah.” If he’s going under that name now, say goodbye to Noble within a month. Anyway, Tajiri allowed his fellow countryman work over Noble for the entire match before kicking Ultimo in the head and successfully defend his championship. WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP THE SUPER BASHAM BROTHERS © W/SHANIQUA VS. LOS GUERREROS The Guerreros were way over during their entrance, but the crowd pop came to a screeching halt for this one. The XM group agreed this was definitely was under average, considering the Guerreros were involved. The crowd didn’t get into it until Edie tagged in late in the match. The Super Bashams once again got one over on Eddie and Chavo by shooting a fireball and exiting through a warp pipe, as the former champions got caught holding the belts in their hands when the referee came to after a bump. The official assumed the Guerreros knocked the champs down with the gold, and DQ’d them to give Mario and Luigi the win. The Guerreros got the last word, as Eddie gave Shaniqua the frog splash after the final bell. HANDICAP MATCH CHRIS BENOIT AND BRADSHAW VS. BIG SHOW, NATHAN JONES, AND MATT MORGAN This match was advertised with Hardcore Holly teaming up with Benoit and Bradshaw but, as SmackDown! GM Paul Heyman pointed out to us tonight, Holly got himself suspended at Tuesday’s SD! taping, so Heyman made it a handicap match instead. Despite the huge disadvantage, Benoit and Bradshaw scored the victory after Benoit performed the diving headbutt (or Air Canada as Mike called it) on Jones. Big Show made the faces pay for the victory with a pair of chokeslams. TINY TEDDY CONTEST SABLE VS. DAWN MARIE Funaki (who is SmackDown’s #1 announcer, by the way (*yawn*), came out as the announced MC for this one, but the former member of Kai En Tai then introduced Jeff Garcia of Power 106 radio to do the actual Diva intros. Once both ladies got in the ring, Sable was picked to go first, but told the Angelinos we weren’t worthy of seeing her body. The former Women’s Champion then insulted her opponent, who decided to tackle the blond bombshell and strip her of her robe. Sable then retreated to the locker room, while Dawn stripped off her own robe and was declared the winner. WWE CHAMPIONSHIP BROCK LESNAR © VS. JOHN CENA Cena was WAY over in La-La Land, and his freestyle consisted of comments on Kobe, O.J., and In-And-Out (a California-exclusive burger joint). The champ then made his way to the ring, and the two of them picked up where they left off at Backlash (i.e. – snooze fest!). I think we should’ve taken Rift’s advice and bailed during this one. Near the end of the bout, the ref took a bump (didn’t see what happened) and ended up on the arena floor. Cena then gave Lesnar the FU, but there was no ref. Lesnar then hit Cena with the belt and went for a cover (still no ref), but Hardcore Holly came out (through the main entryway, even though he was suspended) and jumped the champ. This brought Jones, Morgan, and Big Show back out, followed by Benoit and Bradshaw, who all attacked one another. Once the ring was cleared, Cena went for another FU, but Lesnar hit a low blow, then the F5 for the 1-2-3.

What does your cat lick it off of?