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The worst part about Takers program with Angle? It's going to last 2 months since Raw has the next PPV. I'm not feeling it. How soon before Vince gets himself involved in the feud?

The Roots are rap/rock? All because they play their own instruments that doesn't make them rock. Unless I'm missing something?

FORMER EX-LOVER OF NBA SUPERSTAR SCOTTIE PIPPEN SPEAKS OUT With so much in the news about Kobe Bryant and his sexual assault case, the news media will soon have another story to cover. Brent Worthington, who is now an Atlanta resident claims to be a former ex-lover of Chicago Bulls NBA Basketball super star Scottie Pippen. After 20 years he is now speaking out about an on again, off again relationship the two shared together while attending Central Arkansas University back in the 80's. Brent who now lives in the Midtown-Piedmont Park area of Atlanta is a co-owner/hairstylist of a popular trendy Buckhead Hair Salon. He is speaking out about the 2 year relationship and sharing video clips of the days the two shared a personal and intimate relationship together while the two were just young students at Central Arkansas University located in Conway, Arkansas. Tiffany Long, (AG) reporter sat down and interviewed Brent at his high rise Midtown condo. When and how did you two meet? "We met back at CAU in a Biology class. He was only 19 years old at the time and I was 18. Scottie was a struggling basketball player who had little money and basically no financial support from his family. Before Scottie ever became famous, he was a struggling student at CAU. He was on a basketball scholarship, but he and his family had very little money. My father was an Investment banker and my mother a local socialite back in Little Rock, Arkansas. My parents were very close friends with Hillary and Bill Clinton who at the time was Governor of Arkansas." "Why are you now coming out with this story after 20 or so years?," asked Tiffany. "Well, Scottie and me stayed in contact throughout the years. I basically took care of Scottie when we were in college. I put clothes on his back, brought him shoes to play basketball, feed him, payed his rent for an apartment off campus, give him money for a car and even asked my parents for money to help a friend pay tuition. They never knew it was for Scottie. I told them that It was for my roommate. After my father went to jail for his involvement in the White Water Scandal in Arkansas, my mother and I were basically penniless. Scottie who at the time was on the verge of becoming a raising basketball star and was making some money. I called Scottie one day and told him that I was relocating to Atlanta and asked if he would loan me $500 to pay my mothers rent before I left and also asked for a small loan for a down payment on a new salon that I was trying to open up here in Atlanta. I told Scottie that I was not asking for a hand out, just for some help. I told him once I got my business off the ground and increased my clientele that I would pay him back every single dime with interest. Scottie screamed at me over the telephone and told me that if he every saw me again that he would kill me. He later ended our conversation by hanging the phone up in my face. I was really hurt about the situation because I truly sincerely loved this man. If it wasn't for me and my family, Scottie may not have been the person that we all know of today. After my father went to the federal pen, my mother had to file for bankruptcy and we lost everything. She had to live in a $500 a month roach infested apartment and worked at a retail store behind a makeup counter in Little Rock. I contemplated committing suicide, but I had to stay strong for my mother and little brother. While at Central Arkansas University upon Scottie's request, we would have fun by making home videos at my apartment. These home video were X-Rated and steamy in nature, 16 in all. Scottie gave names to each and everyone of the videos and wrote the title with a black magic marker on the tapes. He called one of them, "My White Slave." Scottie loved to role play and make home movies of the two of us. He would later love to watch them while we were engaging in intercourse. On one occasion, I contracted an STD from Scottie. I was involved with him for two years and never slept around. I was truly committed to this man and cared for him a great deal. There was nothing I would not do for Scottie. He accused me of infidelity and he beat me black and blue. I did not report the incident to the authorities because I loved him and did not want the public to know about the secret life of the raising Central Arkansas University basketball star. On another occasion, a very close friend of mine who travel with CAU's basketball team and kept their basketball stats. told me that he too was involved with Scottie. He said that while on road trips, he and Scottie would sneak out and be together on the team bus. This deeply hurt me more and when I confronted Scottie, he slapped me and told me to mind my business. I still continued on with our relationship because I knew that Scottie had a lot of pressure on him with his basketball and his finances. Our two year relationship later ended after he found his self interested in women. After much thought and consideration and over 20 years of hurt, disappointment and betrayal, I have decided to come public with the story and my relationship with the NBA star and write a book. It is properly entitled, "My Years With A Rising NBA Star." It is about my personal encounter with Scottie and our 2 year relationship. Brent is presently trying to get a book deal so that his story can be told. He also has the 16 volume home videos collection of the two when young Scottie was a struggling college basketball star in a "SAFE PLACE." ------------------------------------------ True, false, money hungry, huh?

Yeah, I was thinking the same. How the hell were they suppose to know before hand Goldberg would get a pop that big? The pop isn't even that big a deal. The drama of the match built up the excitment for Goldberg. Tonight Goldberg could be booed out of the arena.

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You would think if MTV was run by older men they would play more rock/metal/punk since they probably grew up on it. I doubt they actually listen to rap and todays version of "R&B." I think it all comes down to business. Most young kids want to look at all the pretty pop stars and the over the top antics and glam (bling bling) of the rappers. Unless you have an over produced gimmick and/or image like pop punk and rap/rockers (Limp Bizkit) young kids don't want to look at a bunch of ugly rockers who care more about instrumentation then image.

- The ending of the Elimination Chamber match tonight will depend a lot on how Triple H feels. The general feeling is that if WWE feels he will be able to return to action within two weeks, he will retain the belt. If not, the title could go to Chris Jericho. Goldberg is also being considered, but WWE still is lacking faith in him. Plus Goldberg will not work many house shows and WWE is somewhat against putting the World Title on someone who won't be at house shows right now. - The Undertaker is being poised for a return to the main event scene in the coming weeks. - WWE is building towards a Kane vs. Shane McMahon match, so both the Kane/RVD and Shane/Eric Bischoff matches tonight should build to that bout. Credit: WrestlingObserver.com

Where are they? Edit: Crap! Forgot Heat was on. I'm out of here guys. Going to my uncles to watch the PPV and drink some beers. Later.......

Hell no! Nash is first to be eliminated. Does Triple H have to be one of the first two in the ring since he is champion?

I think WWE is leaking false info to throw people off. World Champion = Randy Orton

Only "smarks" bash Shawn Michaels ring work. Wrestlers who hate Shawn Michaels and say how much of a prick he was still say he was a great worker. Actually, I never heard a wrestler bash HBK's work. Not in interviews, shoots, nothing. I guess we know more and are smarter workers then those dumbass fuckin' wrestlers who actually been in the ring!

Hopefully, but I doubt it, "main event" means Taker will go onto feud with Lesnar while Angle (still champion) goes on to feud with Cena.

WWE Diva Search Webcast Report Posted By Matt Biscuiti on 08.24.03 Who will be the next WWE Diva? Will Stacy and Test break up LIVE ON THE WEB? Can Jamie survive Bubba Ray Dudley's threats? Find out NOW! Please excuse the (lack of) grammar. It's late, dammit, and I SHOULD have better things to do.... And go! Re-cap of the August 23/24 WWE.com Web cast of the Diva Search Contest: Michael Cole (wearing jeans and a tucked in t-shirt) and Josh Matthews (untucked white shirt and tie) announced as hosts at Jillian's in Phoenix. Winners picked by judges and fans on wwe.com. Judges: Stacy Kiebler, Dave Adelson (E!), Trish Stratus, Al Snow, Bubba Ray Dudley, Bob E. Millian (from Stacker 2, and definitely not a slim one), Dr. Tom Pritchard, Chris Jericho, Hurricane (green hair, no mask). Introduce finalists all wearing white t-shirts: Jamie, Paige, Marsha and Terri (they all answer a few questions while looking hot... so far my vote's with Jamie). Josh asks Hurricane what he thinks so far -- "I don't think we're big on the brains department, but then again that's not what they're here for. The first girl, I forgot her name as I usually do, but she's got junk in the trunk, so she's got my vote!" Dr. Tom -- "Wants to know if the carpet matches the drapes" before he leaves tonight. Stacker 2 guy thinks they need to drink more Stacker drink. Bubba -- "They all need to taste some Dudley wood." Al Snow -- "Is hoping for a part of a contest in flexibility & gymnastics." Trish -- "They have tremendous potential, and I too would like to see them taste the Dudley wood." Stacy's excited too... E! guy -- "I've got a tequila in my hand, sitting between Trish and Stacy and (cheap pop!) got to see the Diamondbacks beat the Cubs today!" Jericho -- "I think you need to hold the microphone closer to these girls' mouths, 'cause I couldn't here a damn word they said -- I wanna hear what's behind the looks of these girls..." Michael Cole says Jericho's gonna be the next World Heavyweight Champion -- and they show a SummerSlam promo video to that WONDERFUL "St. Anger" song! Ugh. That can't be Metallica can it? It's the video from SmackDown!, so of course it says "SummerSlam: 3 days" so Josh makes sure to say "SummerSlam: tomorrow!" Bubba says they'll give tickets to SS away if ppl get on stage and do crazy stuff. Michael Cole asks the crowd if they're interested in doing so, and the crowd no sells it. Bikini contest Paige: is from Mississippi, HOT, wearing not much of a bikini, and knowing NOTHING about wrestling. Jericho asks her if she's a wrestling fan, she says yes. He proceeds to rip her a new asshole, gets her to admit she doesn't know the difference between RAW and SmackDown! (she calls Stone Cold her favorite SD superstar). Hurricane then asks her: "Is the word "camel toe" one word or two? She answers "two" so Hurricane says she gets his vote. Trish: "Define the word diva." "Definitely a hardcore, kickass, sexy young lady." "Name three characteristics that make you a diva." "Confidence, sex appeal and kick ass motives." Test shows up for some reason. The crowd boos. Marsha, from Denmark. Stars and Stripes bikini. Test has a question for Marsha, who's really from Denmark. "Are you gonna get naked for all of us right now..." "SKIN TO WIN" chant ensues. She says let's wait for the lingerie contest. Dr. Tom: "What is your favorite vegetable and why?" "Cucumber because it's long and big." For some reason Michael Cole repeats that for the audience -- we can't really hear her. Jericho: "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha... do you like the United States? Is this where you're going to make your permanent residence? International woman of mystery?" Cole: "Just like you Chris." Ha, okay that was funny. Bubba: "If you did win the contest, who would be the first WWE diva you'd like to step into the ring with?" "Trish." Follow-up: "Bald, landing strip or mini afro?" No answer. Terri from Michigan is next. Cole declares her his favorite. Jericho: "I heard through the grapevine that you're a very big wrestling fan." "Since I was like 10... big ECW fan." She talks about seeing an ECW show, Sabu, Bubba going through a table. Al Snow: "If you become a WWE diva are you interested in any HLA." "I'll give anything a try, why not?" Dr. Tom: "When did you lose your virginity and was it with a vegetable?" "I was 15, it was a cucumber." Bubba: "Can you please demonstrate on Josh your best powerbomb..." Josh - right between the legs. AND a small kiss. Lucky SOB. Bubba: "Josh stick with me and you will not be jerking off tonight." Whoa, that's a bit much... Jamie from Canada. Wearing halo and angel wings, and a white coat -- no wait, it's off. Devil horns, red string bikini, and a bow-tie and tail. Sweeeet. Stacy's DRUNK and has nothing to say, despite Cole's prodding. Jericho: "Girls from Canada are sexier than girls from America." Boos, and he forgets what he's going to say. Hurricane and Test then argue about Canadian men's "ding-a-lings." Test: "I wanna know how horny our devil really is." She was a big wrestling fan since a little girl. Dr. Tom: "Who were the Heavenly Bodies?" Jamie: "A little before my time." They argue that the Bodies were jobbers. As Cole dons the halo, Bubba asks a serious question: "How bad do you really want this, what does this really mean to you? Something you've always wanted to do, or a stepping stone to something else?" Jamie: "I have a background in jujitsu, Definitely want to do this." Bubba asks her to use a jujitsu move on Cole, she begs off to wait until later. Hurricane tells her that bullshit's all well and good, but are you ready to get your ass whipped, this is serious... Bubba: "My brother D-Von wants to know if Jamie likes black guys." "I like EVERY race." Bob, the Stacker 2 guy, comes on stage to introduce the Stinger Girls -- Cole makes them dance with Bob. Wait! There's only ONE Stacker 2 girl! The rest are in the audience giving away stuff, and get up on stage, and they introduce a pre-taped package of the Diva Finalists "showing their stuff off" at Jillian's the night before. Cleavage shots, ass shots, cue shots (that Denmark girl may be a moron, but she has some REALLY creative ways to shoot pool), some bowling, basketball, air hockey, tending bar, doing body shots (BAH!), and each girl talks a bit about themselves (and makes their case why YOU should vote for them -- and why they're solid contestants for Hyatte's IWF list)... Josh admits that he invited some guy wearing a bikini back to his room... uh, yeah. Judges will vote on personality, face, ass, sex-appeal, tits (they debate if they can say "tits" on the air)... Bubba interrupts the music to shout out the fans. Marsha's first, wearing a hot little white lacy number. Cole and Josh fight over who will interview her. Al Snow claims to see NIPPLE. I don't see anything of the sort. OH now I do. Woo! Test's first vote: "if you take it off I'll give you an 11" on a scale of 1-10. Hurricane: "Don't you watch Tough Enough, don't you know how Jackie Gayda got her job? That girl got talent, I give her a 10." Dr. Tom: "9. There's gotta be something better." Stacker 2 Guy: "9" Bubba Ray: "Face 7, body 9 = 8." Al Snow: "10." Trish makes her turn around a few times... "10." E! guy: "Sitting between two 10s... you get an 8." Test: "Let's remember what professional make up does for our girls..." Stacy: "I'll wash mine off, I don't look much different." Ouch! I sense some friction! Stacy: "I'll give her a 9, she didn't take her shirt off, she doesn't follow direction well." Bubba makes her take her shoes off. Al Snow doesn't see any corns, so all is well. Terri from Michigan -- the one that actually KNOWS wrestling, has strawberry blonde hair and slaps her own ass as she walks down the catwalk. Test: "It's hard for me 'cause I'm with the most beautiful girl in the world, and for me a girl doesn't have to have big, big breasts... or any breasts for that matter... 9." Hurricane "9", Dr. Tom "10", Stacker Guy "9"... Bubba Ray "10" 'cause she wants to be here... Al Snow asks her to have a bra and panties match with Josh Matthews right now. She pulls Josh's pants off, Al gives Terri a 10 and Josh a 3 for his legs. Jericho: "I don't know how the fuck Josh got a job here at WWE." He gives her a 9. I wonder if anyone's actually adding these scores up. They don't even ask Trish or the E1 guy from what I can hear. Stacy likes her personality and gives her a 10 -- yes, she likes her personality, then the camera pans in on her ass. Jamie the hot brunette (excuse me if I don't describe everyone's exact looks -- they can be seen on divasearch.wwe.com if you're interested) from Canada is wearing glasses, carrying a RAW Magazine with Dudleyz on the cover and a white robe... nope, it's off. Black bra and panties. Test: "By far she's the hottest girl here, she gets a 10." Hurricane: "Test is a leg man, Jericho likes the twins, but I'm an ass man, and that's one of the best asses I've ever seen, and I think it just winked at me, so she gets a 10." Dr. Tom continues to ask about the Heavenly Bodies, who are apparently in that issue of RAW Magazine. Cole makes her say "Who cares?" Dr. Tom gives her a 7 for not knowing her history. HA! Jericho: "No one cares who the Heavenly Bodies are, no one cares who Dr. Tom is, but if you become a Diva, this mother fucker's gonna be training you..." Stacker Guy: "10." Bubba Ray screams at her for saying who cares and disrespecting the business he loves, tells her to take that magazine cover and shove it up her ass, and gives her a 5. Chill out, Bubba, she actually likes wrestling -- wait until that Paige chick comes out to get all serious and pissy. Then Cole clarifies that HE fed her the line, so Bubba gives her a 10. Ha! Al Snow: "9", Jericho and Trish 9.5. Test asks her "Would you not do a spot at an untelevised show 'cause your legs weren't shaven." Wow he and Stacy are just PERFECT together. She leaves, and they ask her to come back to show off her ass again. Here's Paige from Mississippi! Nice ass, pigtails, and a red lingerie piece with thigh-highs and garter belts. SWEET. The feed cuts out and is back with Bubba Ray asking her what she'd give herself. She says a 10. Bubba: "You're an egomaniac." Gives her a 7. Of course, Al Snow again makes her whip Josh in the ass. Bubba says he'll raise the score to 9 if he whips Josh in the balls. Apparently Josh's balls haven't dropped yet, according to Test. How he knows, I just don't want to guess. Al gives her a 10. Trish gives her a 10. E! guy gives her a 9, Stacy thinks she has the best body, Test disagrees, and they argue AGAIN -- seems to be all in good drunken fun, but still, we can hope, can't we? Right Eric? Stacy gives her a 9, only because she didn't know the difference between RAW and SD. ONLY a 9? What crap. Another SummerSlam promo runs, and yes the Zach/Matt match IS STILL included... And while I'm here, quick SS predictions: JerichoAngleShaneKaneRhynoResistanceTakerHardy. Bubba goes to give tickets away -- Test promises them to anyone who flashes -- and a cute little number in a black tanktop obliges! Nudity on WWE Programming! This was MORE NUDITY than the fucking Girls Gone Wild Pay Per View -- freakin' Coachman. Thank goodness they kept him away. She also flashes her tattooed ass. Not that great, but the breasts made it worth it. I'm up way too late. Guess this is what happens when your girlfriend goes away for the week... Joke time: Josh: "I saw Michael Jackson at the beach, and I yelled hey Michael Jackson what are you doing at the beach, and this lady shouted Michael Jackson get out of my son!" Ugh. They introduce each girl one more time... About to announce the winner, but there's apparently a discrepancy backstage. A fix? Noooo. Hurricane thanks the girls for all the fun they've had, and Michael Cole says the judges' votes led to a tie, so the WWE.com voters decided the winner... and the winner is.... JAMIE! The hot Canadian who knows at least SOMETHING about wrestling! And wow, did I mention she's the one I voted for online? I decided the winner! ME! My vote DOES count! All of this time since I turned 18 and registered to vote, I never though MY voice would matter... This is inspiring... this is... I'm proud to be an American today. Oh wait, a Canadian won... Goodnight! Credit: 411mania

Am I the only one who thinks Randy Orton is winning the title tonight? He is the less likely of the 6 to win. Which is why I think it will happen. He's been getting a monster push and then he loss' to Goldberg this past Monday. He's getting the big gold belt.

Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: IF WOMEN DRINK: Drink: Beer. Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella. Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass. Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink. Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation. Drink: Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has absolutely no clue. Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in. Drink: Baileys Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart. Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub. Drink: Shots (Vodka, Aftershock etc.). Personality: Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait. IF MEN DRINK - As always, very simple and clear cut. Cider: He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid. Cheap Domestic Beer: He's poor/student and wants to get laid. Premium Local Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid. Guinness: The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another. Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him class and help him get laid. Vodka or Brandy: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid. Port: Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid. Jack Daniels: Not as masculine as the whiskey drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting,crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid. Tequila: Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid. Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc: He's gay (Blatantly!)

And it's no one's fault but his... he ruined his own life, therefore we make fun of him for being a waste. How is he a waste? Because he made mistakes in the past? From what I've read, he saved alot of his money over the years so he's well off. He's cleaned himself up and he's sitting at home raising his two kids. Doesn't sound like a waste. Sounds like he's being a real man and taking care of himself and his kids.

Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst announced on limpbizkit.com that the band's upcoming new album will now be titled Results May Vary. Durst said the following: "Like a prescription drug, each person's reaction to the ingredients will be different. So with our new album, each individual will have their own reaction and results may vary!" "It is an album you should listen to from beginning to end to get the full effect. I have put in a couple hidden things in the CD as well. There are 16 tracks and plenty more where those came from." A limited number of album copies will also feature a 35 minute DVD that features footage from a four hour home video Durst calls "Poop." Credit: Billboard --------------------------------------- BTW, I caught some of TRL today and there was Limp Bizkits new video on the countdown. First time I hard that song too. Crap. Fuckin' kids.

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Spike's Top Ten List by Spike Dudley Being the lightest man in WWE has its drawbacks. At 150 pounds on a good day, I’m often on the receiving end of some wicked beatings. I spent five years in Extreme Championship Wrestling. ECW developed a cult-like following around violence. I’m often asked which company, ECW or WWE, is rougher. Honestly, I’d pick WWE as the stiffer company. The Superstars are much larger and better athletes. Furthermore, it’s a given that guys turn it up a notch during the 52 live RAWs a year. When you factor in pay-per-views, it makes for a lot of intense matches. The point of all this is I’m often asked what’s the worst thing I’ve gone through. I hate to single any one move out, so I made Spike’s Top Ten List of worst bumps. I think most will be surprised that some of things that hurt most are not always the “extreme” moves. I often tell people that fans seldom really pick up on the truly painful parts in a match. The little things can hurt much worse than big crowd-pleasing moves. On the other hand, some finishing moves are very painful and dangerous. Anyways, here goes: 10. The first Dudley Death Drop. This one happened in 1996 in the ECW Arena. Bubba and I had tagged for a few months, feuding with D-Von. Bubba decided to join up with D-Von, and they turned on me, beating me with a chair. The first 3-D was not the move you see today. Having never tagged before, Bubba and D-Von’s delivery was a bit different. D-Von lifted me under my legs; at the high point of the lift, Bubba snatched my head and drove me almost vertically upside down on my head. The effect was similar to a piledriver, except I had 380 pounds of Bubba gravity jamming my head and neck. I couldn’t turn my head for a week. 9. This was another ECW match, my first singles PPV main event match, Guilty as Charged 2000. Mike Awesome was ECW World Champion, and I was the challenger. Mike stands about 6 foot 5 and weighs 300 pounds of all muscle. During the match, I went for a rolling senton off the apron to the floor. My back hit Mike’s shoulder and I continued to flip over his frame. My right knee hit the metal guardrail at full speed and snapped my PCL tendon. I felt the give, but didn’t realize the seriousness of the injury. We finished the match (I got slaughtered), and I even wrestled for another month or two until I couldn’t walk any more. I finally broke down to see a doctor, who told me I needed surgery. The doctor replaced my PCL with a cadaver’s Achilles heel. Cool, huh? I missed six months of ring time. 8. No. 8 is a special one in my heart. WrestleMania X-Seven was awesome. I had been in WWE for three weeks prior to the event, and suddenly I was thrust in the three-way feud of the Dudleys with Spike, the Hardys with Lita and Edge & Christian with Rhyno at TLC III. Sixty-thousand-plus fans and millions worldwide is pretty intense. The move was Jeff Hardy’s Swanton from a ladder onto myself and Rhyno laid out on two tables. Jeff’s back and shoulder hit me square in the mouth from about 15 feet up, chipping my front teeth and knocking me loopy. It hurt like hell to eat, but it was worth it! 7. D-Von, D-Von, D-Von. Oh, how my big brother abused me. My debut appearance in ECW was a very rude awakening. Bubba and D-Von were feuding at the time, and I was being welcomed into the ECW family. I found myself in a brawl that took us around and through a rabid ECW Arena. Fans were all around us. During the fight, we were in the back of the arena on the concrete floor. D-Von had his back to me. Of course, I jumped on him from behind. Since we were in a mob of people and D-Von wasn’t expecting me to pounce him, his instincts told him a fan had jumped him. With everything he had, he threw me straight down on the ground, jolting the heck out of my spine. I’ll never forget the look on his face when he saw me lying there. All he said was, “Oops! Sorry, Spike!” 6. I’ve only been knocked completely unconscious once in my career. Tajiri, the Japanese Buzzsaw, has some of the fastest feet I’ve ever seen. Jim Ross would call them “educated feet.” He caught me on the jaw with a thrust kick during a three-way dance with Tajiri, Nunzio (Guido in those days) and myself in 1999. All I remember was charging Tajiri in the corner and the next moment (actually about five minutes later) waking up as the only one left in the ring. Tajiri pinned me, and they had gone to the locker room. 5. Brock Lesnar is physically the strongest guy I’ve been in the ring with, and that’s saying a lot. He has such awesome raw power it’s really beyond description. In Brock’s debut television appearance, he rushed the ring during a match involving Al Snow and Maven. I had come to the ring in an effort to steal a win and the Hardcore Title. Brock had a different idea. I broke a broomstick over his head and he didn’t even flinch. The next thing I know, he’s power-bombing me three consecutive times. The back of my head hit the canvas with such impact, I was seeing stars on the first one and was on the verge of blacking out after the third one. I had a headache for a long time after that. 4. Rob Van Dam is probably the most gifted athlete I’ve ever seen. He’s flexible, agile, creative and tough as nails. Some of his high-flying moves are as impressive as anything in professional sports today. Anyone who can turn a regular splash from the top rope into one of the most popular finishers in WWE has got my respect. The height and force he comes down with knocks the stuffing out of you. I wrestled Rob many times in ECW, and we usually could turn it up a notch, using chairs and weapons most of the time. One night, we went really over the top and had about 20 chairs all over the ring. After about a half-hour of battling, Rob had me softened up. He went up for the Five-Star Frog Splash in his usual manner. The problem was, I was laid out on all the chairs. My body was uneven, with one half of me on a double stack of chairs and the other half on a single layer. When Rob hit me,, there was nothing to absorb the punishment but me. It felt like my ribs were broken for a week, plus I had a concussion from getting my head squashed on the back of a chair. E-C-Dub!!! 3. Bubba, Bubba, Bubba. Some things run in the family. Like how to beat up Spike. I’ve always enjoyed wrestling Bubba. He knows just how much I can take and pushes me to my limit. Plus, I can hit him with everything I have because he’ll never admit that Li’l Spike hurt him. This one happened just a few months ago, when Eric Bischoff and Chief Morley ordered Bubba and D-Von to take out Trish Stratus and myself. All Bubba did was kick and powerbomb me. The speed and force he used was beyond exceptional. He slammed me so quickly that I literally don’t remember hitting the canvas. Watching it on TV you can actually see the glaze in my eyes, as I was out on my feet. The jolt left me rattled until the next day. My hands and fingers quivered all night. Brotherly love. 2. Ask anyone in WWE who the toughest guy is, and I’ll bet a dollar you will hear the name Bob Holly as the most common answer. He’s a rugged 275-pound rock of a man. This guy trains all the time. He’s solid as steel and he’s just as tough mentally. Just locking up with him feels like lead pipes hitting your body. His finishing move, the Alabama Slam uses the leverage of his opponents’ legs to propel his back and head to the mat, flipping over Bob’s body. Bob probably didn’t even feel me when he hoisted me up. I don’t know if he used his full strength, but he used enough to drive me so hard to the mat I literally couldn’t move for a few minutes. The shockwave that went through my spine and skull was astounding. I still flinch when I think about it. 1. So I guess we are at No. 1. It’s fitting that my worst bump should come from the man who really is the heart and soul of WWE. The Undertaker’s Decade of Destruction was in no danger of slowing down from my challenge. ‘Taker whipped me good in a hardcore challenge. His Last Ride through a trashcan was enough to pin me. I guess I ticked him off, though, because after the match, he decided to chokeslam me from in the ring to the floor. ‘Taker stands 6 foot 9, and the ring is about four feet above the floor. With me raised in his hand above his head I must have fallen around 12-14 feet to the floor. The area around the ring has a mat with about an inch of padding over concrete. This does not break your fall. I remember being so stunned by the force of the landing that all I could think was, “Thank God I’m alive.” It was an honor to wrestle Undertaker, and I’ll always cherish the memory, but I’d really rather avoid going through that again. Credit: wwe.com

What was the story with Goldberg choking out Evan Karagias?

Does alcohol count as a drug? If so, I'm fucked. I got suspended without pay for a week from my old job because I failed a drug test when alcohol showed up. I got injured (sprained ankle) on the job and had to take the test. But, no one told me that day I got hurt. So I go to my cousin house and watched Raw and got pretty drunk that night. Next morning I get woke up by a phone call from my boss saying I had to hurry and get to the place to take the test. I asked if alcohol counted as a drug and he told me no and not to worry about it. I hurry up and get dress and leave. I had to piss bad but I was scared if I went I wouldn't be able to when I got to the doctor office. I had ALL that left over beer in my system from the night before. So, I get to the place, finally get to piss and I go home. Three damn days later my boss calls me up flipping out because the test came back and out of 100% I had 70% alcohol in my piss. He was scared because he told me alcohol didn't matter but was wrong. He thought I was going to rat him out. The district manager (big boss) wanted to fire me but my boss talked him out of it and I only was suspended without pay for a week. My boss felt so bad that he threw my $120 for the week out of his own pocket. Which is crap because my regular weekly pay at the time was $360, but it was better then being shit canned.

Elimination Chamber: Randy Orton. I'm sticking to this prediction! Brock/Angle = Kurt Angle RVD/Kane = Kane. But, some how Shane McMahon will walk away looking like the winner. Shane/Eric = Bischoff after Kane interfers and a Austin run in. Benoit/Guerrero/Tajiri/Rhyno = Eddie Guerrero. No reason to take the title off him. Dudleys/Resistance = Dudleys. JR will scream like it's the greatest day in American history, but no one will care. Train/Taker = For some reason I can see Taker putting A-Train over clean here. A-Train is getting Cena's push.