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Helms is lucky he's a good worker because this thread would be loaded by now with wise ass cracks about taking advice from Lugar.

Edge AND Lita Nitro and Melina Milena (Diva Search) JBL Booker's Court Little Bastard Cruisers carrying what they call a tag division on SD. If done right, I'm going to enjoy Chavo saying the reason he turned on Rey was because of the Eddie exploitation. Wishful thinking, though.

The name plate on the belt better say "King Booker."

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Helms beat Hardy with a roll up of the tights. Big Show jumped Taker backstage so Teddy Long replaced him with Khali. Taker won the Punjabi Prison match after he hit Big Show with a weak crossbody through the outside wall. The match was too long, too stupid and I still don't get how Taker won it when they both went through the wall at the same time. Bra and panties match is on now.

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Board is lagging like a motherfucker. Helms won with a roll up of the tights. Ugh. Big Show jumped Taker backstage so Teddy Long replaced Khali with the Big Show. The bambo "cage" is huge.

Board is lagging like a motherfucker. Helms won with a roll up of the tights. Ugh. Big Show just jumped Taker backstage so Teddy Long just replaced Khali with the Big Show.

Helms wins with a roll up of the tights. Ugh. Punjabi Prison Match up next. Big Show just jumped Taker backstage. Board is lagging like a motherfucker.

This is the third decent/good match in a row. Helms wins with a roll up of the tights. Ugh. Punjabi Prison Match up next. Big Show just jumped Taker backstage. Board is lagging.

This is the third decent/good match in a row. Helms wins with a roll up of the tights. Ugh. This is the third decent/good match in a row. Punjabi Prison Match up next. Big Show just jumped Taker backstage

This is the third decent/good match in a row. The bra and panties and Punjabi Prison Match will probably be the last two matches and kill the whole show. Helms wins with a roll up of the tights. Ugh.

This is the third decent/good match in a row. The bra and panties and Punjabi Prison Match will probably be the last two matches and kill the whole show.

This is the third decent/good match in a row. Helms just hit a swinging neck breaker off the top rope. The bra and panties and Punjabi Prison Match will probably be the last two matches of the show and kill the whole thing.

Didn't these two break into the business together?

Finlay wins after the little bastard steals one of Regal's boots and when the ref had his back turned Finlay used it as a weapon. Chavo and Rey talking about Eddie backstage. Chavo's probably turning tonight. Matt Hardy on his way out.

"Boring" chants.

JBL: I have a liver like Jake Roberts and I never had an elevated enzymes of the liver.

Little bastard chasing around Regal makes the crowd come alive.

Crowd starting to piss all over this match. I don't think it was smart putting this match on after a fast pace cruiser tag match.

Nope, Teddy is making a match between these two now, despite it being reported on wwe.com.

LoL, Finlay and Regal walk out and no sell Lashley walking past them.