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That's not white trash at all. He would litterally run over cats though. I was with him once and he litterally swerved off the road to run one over with his big ass truck. And the white trash thing is true. He worked at the local prison, and he ended up getting arrested for beating my mother up. Divorced now so I dont have to deal with him any more, he moved back up somewhere in the mountains in Pennsylvania.. I'm starting to think you're medical problems aren't the only reason you're fucked up.

Classic. Thread should've been closed after that.

Damn, that was my favorite thread on TSM. I hope you reconsider as you were a major contributor. You really are quite good.

I once went a day only eating sweet pickles.

Wilford Brimley was once considered for a role in a group that was to be known as "The Banana Hammocks", but the role was later given to Bam Bam Bigelow after Brimley got cold feet.

You're short.

MLB’s announcement will include a 7-year agreement with Turner Sports to broadcast the Divisional rounds on TBS starting next year. Regular season games will start in 2008. The new deal does not impact broadcasting of Braves games.

What's sad is, the threads being bumped up now don't make me feel old (I'm 22), but, if the current threads are bumped in 4 years I'll be 26. If I'm 26, still here, and reading what I wrote when I was 22, or god forbid 18, I might just kill myself.

Oops. See, this is why Microsoft Word is the bane of my existence. Those damn green squiggly lines have alerted me to so many of my grammar errors through my collegiate experience that I no longer have my previously impeccable literary skills without their helpful notice. Slowly, and with great pain, I'm becoming just another mindless creature slowly dissipating out into the vast sky of stupidity suffocating these United States. The very tool used to help me in school has cost me. It has cost me dearly. How ironic and sad.

Sorry, it was me, I've now found the correct combination. I'm now drinking from the golden cup of posting decadence, hopefully I don't drown in the filth of my words. My avarice for posting glory forced this thread upon all of you, for the posting greed that engulfs my soul is exposed in a thin, sticky, stream of sweat slowly dripping from my brow onto my keyboard and into your minds. As I slowly trudge back down the long winding road of posting bliss remember my words more than my actions. For what I say, or in this case write, is my true self. A self not littered with insecurities and forced actions brought on by years of hypnosis by a society drowning in the filth of its own actions.

Keller on his audio reported: -Sabu offered to take all the blame, he was willing to say the pot was his in order to save RVD, even if it meant getting fired, Rob said no -Sandman was also pulled over in the same spot, but was clean -It isn't surprising Rob was driving, as Sabu doesn't have a license -Sabu felt horrible over the whole thing, Vince came up to him and said he admired how he handled the situation, and that he shouldn't worry -Heyman produced the Sabu promo from Tues. -Test came off as arrogant backstage, thinking he was better than everyone due to his size and build -Sabu assured Vince his pills were legal, he had a prescription for him. They were not painkillers but pills for his other health situation

Nothing should be done to either of them. RVD and Sabu have earned the right to smoke a bowl and then drive if they want. Because they're fucking hardcore. Hell, if I had been on the road I would've hid behind a bush on the side of the road and chanted ECW while they were being put in cuffs. Then I would have gotten right up in that fat cops face and screamed they're hardcore, they're hardcore, they're hardcore.

You were getting screwed to begin with, you were going to pay 24,000 for a Grand Am with 26,000 miles on it. This fall I'm getting the new Pontiac Solstice GXP for about 26,000, and that blows away a grand am.

Righthander Kerry Wood visited Dr. Tim Kremchek in Cincinnati on Monday. Kremchek operated on Wood's shoulder last August. Wood threw a side session while hooked up to equipment for biomechanical analysis. "The MRI in Dr. Kremchek's terms, stated it was pristine (and) that the labia repair looked as if it was completely intact (and) looked like it had healed nicely and perfectly. He said his rotator cuff looks pristine, the joint looks good. So there is no significant concerns of any kind of significant issue or injury or anything like that," trainer Mark O'Neal said. Wood is back on the disabled list after four starts. Ahem.... this story was followed by this urgent correction from the AP to all editors: "Eds: Subs to CORRECT to 'labrum' sted 'labia.'" I always new wood was a pussy.

Thank god, Chris Hammond is gone. Go retire you old fuck, and take Weathers with you.

I can't wait for the reds to blow another game tonight. Is it possible to trade the whole fucking team except Bronson and Harang?

That was pretty homosexual. Lindsay Lohan icon? You got a lame Triple H username. Stop being gay and lame in life, motherfucker. Also, "Post a picture of a woman you've had that is prettier (than Melina)". Because, of course, you have to had sex with hotter girls than Melina to be able to judge her "beauty" or to say she looks like shit? You fucking retard. That's what you got your panties in a twist over. You're a fucking faggot dude. Seriously.

Before you meet her be sure to close your next phone conversation with "No fatties". Even though she could be the ultimate slumpbuster, a 24 year slumpbuster.

BAM! Classic

I hope this game goes 20 fucking innings. College is out and I've got nothing to do all night.

They're only 3 behind the Reds for the wild card, and only 5 back of the cards. It was a great signing.

Guess who's coming up? If he does it again it would have to be the most impressive three at-bats ever.

I can't listen to any man with a perm.

Holy Fucking Shit.