geniusMoment

No more tennis talk. If I wanted to hear that boring shit I'd go to the pit.

Keller never said it was a promotional tour, and you do know there are international tours all the time, where both brands travel together right? You try to discredit what keller wrote, well, look at what Christy wrote about her release. She obvisiouly believes it was due to something other than her performance. Judging from both your responses you seem to have some sort of bias against keller.

Write well compared to? Seriously, I'd like to know what scale people are using when they say that this guy can write well. J.D. Salinger?

1. RVD--is over with the crowd, can cut a good promo if you give him something to believe in (See ONS or Barely Legal) 2. Lance Storm/Dawn Marie--they should have came in as a pair, with Dawn playing her ditzy role to lance's straightman approach. They had undeniable charisma together, and could have gotten over 3. Eric Bischoff--not a wrestler, but has been horribly used. Should have came in as a strong anti-vince foe, instead was made to look foolish time and again. Could have single handedly made the brand split relevant with proper booking. 4. DDP--should have came in as a leader of WCW, not a comedy rapist. Could have been a credible leader of the WCW faction. 5. Taz--this pick is made assuming WWE did not know he was planning on leaving active wrestling due to his neck. He came in with one of the best build ups in recent memory. Had a great debut, unfortunately that was the highlight of his WWE/WWF career. After his initial debut I would have had him cut the type of promos that made him famous for weeks before debuting in the ring on raw. Seeing taz in a dark room, with that towel over his head, ripping apart everyone. He would have been over huge.

All she needs is a nose job, a boob job and chop off about 3 inches of height and she would be okay. Seriously though, if you went to WWE lena, they would rip on your nose constantly on air, it would be like with molly's BUTT. There, hopefully I confirmed why she will not post a pic here, I am actually honest, and will not suck up to someone just because they have an Egina---which is a vagina of the internet.

The problem is WWE does not want good female workers, if they did they would look to Japan. The only chance you have is to: 1.) Win a medal and get so much recognition that WWE will hire you for pub. or 2.) Be incredibly hot. Pick one, as no one wants to see a 5'8" 130 pound girl beat up 6' 230 pound guys, it would look stupid.

I'm emotionally attached to wrestling: http://www.highspots.com/videos/video.asp?..._qa_preview.wmv see what I mean.

"Connection"-Elastica For those of you who were old school ECW fans it was the old theme song.

Remember in Russo's WCW when he had General Rections dad come up to his matches in pajamas and a war helmet. That was hilarious. Hopefully, the black mama lives up to that. Hopefully.

You guys are way too jaded. This is WWE, what are the chances that this going to lead to some type of racist angle?

I wonder what kind of rating raw would do if they had an entire episode without any matches? It would be worth it just to hear all of the emotionally attached wrestling fans complain.

So do I. Now how does it feel bitch. You've been sassed!

You didn't answer my question. Oh, and don't you ever sass me. I've killed women for less.

Candice Michelle=gives me an erection. My erection=ratings. Obvisiously, I was very horny from 98-2001.

What about men?

I'm emotionally attached to wrestling.

Casey was way overpaid, and just a clog in the lineup. He is slow as hell, grounded into more double plays than anyone in baseball, only hit 9 home runs and only drove in 58 runs. I consider that a good trade, as it frees up money, while also increasing the value of pena, dunn and kearns in a trade, as there is no longer a need to trade one. Casey was a great guy, but just wasn't worth 8.5 million. I do not see how anyone could expect Cincy to get anything for Casey, with that contract I am surprised they were able to give him away.

Eddy seemed like a real dick. Everyone praises him, but from all the stuff that has come out he seems like a major league asshole.

The reds just wanted to get rid of Casey. Now, they have his contract off the books, can move Dunn to first, and play Griffey, Pena and Kearns in the outfield. I would have traded Casey for a bag of baseballs, so I consider this a good deal. It solves many problems.

As a cubs fan that is vomit inducing. Give me a break. I would not take Abreu and any two other players on that club for Prior.

Big rumor in Cincy is Austin Kearns to the cubs for Jerome Williams and Ricky Nolasco. Another rumor is Sean Casey to either Boston for Bronson Arroyo or to Pittsburgh for Kip Wells.

Hopefully Griffey and Dunn do not make the team. This is stupid, and if either one is hurt I will consider jamming Bud Selig's body into a wood chipper.

Maria says "fuck you"+. Gladly. That doesn't make any sense. (hypothetically) Maria told Leena, fuck you, Leena would take it as "I want to fuck you" to which she's saying "gladly"... But, that is not what someone means when they say "Fuck you". I stand by my previous statement. I do not see how someone could take it as meaning "I want to fuck you". Okay, listen up, you lunchboxes. If she said "fuck you," that's a command, in which the subject is an implied 'you.' Tack that to the beginning and it's "you fuck you," which means that it's a reflexive verb, and should be changed to "fuck yourself." So Maria told Leena to go perform an anatomically impossible act, and Leena obliged. That's icky. Class dismissed. No shit, that is why I said it did not make any sense. It was just a poor attempt at humor. Believe me, I should know.