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You guys are crazy. PTP is coming back, and I for one will be cuming along for the ride.

I consider myself handsome in a very sexy sort of way. What does that make me?

Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This means I get to gaze at some more PTP.

Another update on my health. I have started to regain some of the feeling in my legs, yet I do not see how I can possibly walk after something so tragic has occurred. I seriously considered ending my life after hearing of this horrendous news. However, I have decided to live, and dedicate my life the cause of Matt Hardy Appreciation. I will never be able to get over the heinous actions perputrated against the superior being today, but I will try to have 1/100th of his strength, and pick up the pieces of my broken heart. Despite having never seen Matt in person I believe we were closer than most brothers. Hell, despite never meeting me I am sure he would say the same.

There is a lot of bad mojo in this thread. Instead of everyone complaining how about naming one good thing about your team so far this year. For the reds it has to be the play of Joe Randa.

I do not think I have the will to continue to live. I just tried to stand up but my legs were totally numb. Before I saw Matt wrestle it had been as if I had been living under a rock in the dark mud my entire life, after I saw him perform it was like looking into the sun for the first time, so beautiful and majestic. Words cannot describe the sorrow which engulfs my very being. I loved Matt Hardy, and I am man enough to say it. Matt Hardy was better than Jesus, better than God and better than any of you. He was a superior being, one who came down from some unknown universe, gracing all of us with his wrestling prowess.

They did not run part two this week, it will probably be split up into around 10 parts.

After I graduate from college next year I will need to look for a place to live, and in between those two gigantic fun bags looks as good as any. I wonder how much the rent is?

Nevermind, Joe Randa continues his hot streak with a home run.

Fat Rodge is eating the reds alive down in Houston. 4 innings pitched, only one baserunner.

I will blame Jeff if I want to, and I blame him, I blame him all the way to the depths of hell.

She is not attractive at all, that is just sickly looking. I think if I had sex with her I would break her in half.

Len and Brenly really blow. I hope Steve comes back from ESPN to rescue this horrible announce team.

JJ sucked as creative, do not bring him back. Rhodes sucks as creative, fire him. Just burn the whole god damn company to the ground.

What a great day. The best opening day I have ever been to, and I have been to the last 14 in Cincy. Adam Dunn has a chance to be a very special player, too bad the reds will not be able to afford him after this year. Hopefully, if he leaves cincy he goes to the cubs and not the astros.

In the audio clip Nash also defends his use of the term vanilla midgets by saying something to the effect of, "I loved what they did, but it was like watching a porno where a guy has a 4 inch cock. I am a big guy, and I like to watch big guys." What Nash does not understand is that more young people want to be Eddy, especially minority groups. Nash actually praises Jericho. Saying Jericho is too vocal to the creative team, and they fuck him over because of it, both in WCW and WWE. He says Jericho is not afraid to say your writing sucks. Nash goes on to say that, "Chris is the most over guy...... that never gets pushed, they do nothing with him." He calls Jericho a great worker. Nash's hope was that during his last run in WWE he could have been Diesel with Jericho, but that never happened. He feels he could have gotten 3 years out of being Diesel with Jericho.

The Pirates may suck, but I would be willing to eat an entire hot dog (with ketchup, not mustard) if the reds could get Oliver Perez.

Mania is this weekend? I guess I have not been watching much wrestling as of late. It is funny that once again WWE is going against the Yankees-Red Sox. Lets see: 1.) Watching WWE continue to go down the slippery slope of suck or 2.) Watching the greatest rivalry in all of sports continue where it ended last year. I think the choice for me is obvious.

Didn't they also have a pinata on a pole match where Oklahoma did commentary. I will admit to laughing at the Oklahoma character.

Russo said he began booking certain characters (like Goldust) in 1996. And the worked shoot style of promos they did (exposing the Austin-Pillman relationship, as well as the Pillman gun angle) have also been attributed to Russo. Same with the worked shoot style promos they did with Dustin and Mick during 97. I am not sure what Russo's official position was in '96, but I have always heard he had a hand in booking after vince looked at the WWF magazine and wondered why that sort of thing was not on television. As an aside, the other day I was reading the first issue of the WWF magazine where Russo was the editor. In the magazine he writes a letter to the fans, letting them know his plans. He says he is going to take fans behind the scenes, into the locker rooms, and expose real-life issues between wrestlers. Its weird, reading that and thinking what became of his plans, and how big everything got.

I always thought the plan for Mania 13 was: Undertaker/Sid---------Title Match Bret/Shawn--------------Grudge Match Austin/Pillman-----------Submission Match Once Pillman reinjured his ankle they had to scrap the Pillman plans, and once shawn lost his smile they had to redue the Bret match. Its funny how things worked out, as the Bret/Austin match was a great kickoff to the biggest boom period in the history of the WWf.

In his audio clip Nash shows you why he is still a moron in terms of knowing what draws in wrestling. He uses the tired cliche of "men want to be you, and women want to fuck you". He goes on to say that women do not want to fuck Eddie or Benoit, thereby justifying not pushing them. Does Nash realize that the two biggest stars in the history of the fucking sport were Hogan and Austin. Neither of whom got over on being ladies men. Women might have wanted to fuck them, but it was only because they became huge stars. Also, Nash has not changed that much. He talks about how it is important to have the "airport factor", (ie. when you walk through the airport people need to stare at you because you are larger than life). Nash said since he is a big guy he has always liked "big guy wrestling". Well, virtually all big guy wrestling sucks outside of Vader and ECW Mike Awesome.

It really is amazing how Russo, who had a major hand in booking the WWF from October of 1996 to September of 1999, booked such absolute crap. Only a complete moron would book such a stupid event. That is not even Bischoff bad, its worse. At least Bischoff was somewhat competent. That event is so bad it's almost like Russo did it on purpose.

Goodbye. In all seriousness is it just me or has there been a noticeable slow down in the amount of traffic on this site. I have recently started going days in between visits, and it seems the same threads are still near the tops of the pages. Have all of the smartmarks grown up, and gone out into the real world?

So does yours..........................think about it......................a lot................get it.