Angle-plex

Yo mama.

I'm the shizznat.

Puh-leeze. Don't even go there girlfriend.

I know YOU are but what am I?!

But this topic combined both of those ideas. Therefore, it is good.

This has to be the worst internet wrestling message board feud I have ever seen.

This feud sucks. I did a much better job of carrying CWM to a good feud that was actually interesting and INTENSE~!

Stop copying me.

Jealous? I'd love to be my own bitch, so kinda. I was never your "Bitch" Banky. I totally "owned" you. Man, you were getting an air-tight from everyone in that disgrace of a thread towards CWM. They were all just jealous of my superior internet wrestling message board posting skills.

Jealous? I'd love to be my own bitch, so kinda. I was never your "Bitch" Banky. I totally "owned" you.

Don't worry! In due time I'll help clean up your potty mouth and make you a poster with class!

Jealous?

Thank you for reading! Now some of you may be asking yourselves: Why is Agnes coming back to post again? Well, the answer is simple. It's because I love The SmartMarks, and it hurts me to see it in it's current state. I think I can fix this board's problems. Now, as one of the board's most popular members, I have decided that I will, one at a time, take each and every one of you and PERSONALLY make you all better posters. During which time, I will ask you to study and analyze my posts so that you can all be as good of posters as I am (I know this is a lot to ask). Now, the first lucky poster that I have personally chosen to be my lackey is none other than: CWM! That's right! CWM! Now I do realize that by attaching myself to CWM, my popularity on this board may be dragged down a bit, but I'm willing to sacrafice that for the good of the board. And CWM, not to worry. I know that in time, if you study my posts and do everything I ask of you, you will make a fine apprentice. You're welcome!

There is a poster here who deserves to be banned for the sheer fact that it will be a mercy killing. That poster is CWM. The alcoholic loser that is David Akeroyd is a shell of his former self. He has openly admitted to me that he has wanted to leave for quite a while, so you are actually doing him a favor. He has been just plain awful since quitting drinking. We all know he'll fall off the wagaon eventually but we can't wait that long. The man is pathetic. Today he whined about a family friend dying, obviousy to get sympathy from the rest of the board. Big deal. The person probably shot themself so they wouldn't have to deal with him anymore. I've spent hours listening to him and whine about his life and let me tell you...I wanted to shoot myself too. Ban him. You will be doing this board and David himself a great service.

Yes. Keep complimenting people and they may actually acknowledge you some day.

Be fair. There can/is/will only be ONE Banky on any message board. Best there is, was, and ever will be. You'll miss me, bitch. Won't you? I'll miss you. Please don't follow me on the way out, I don't want your head too far up my ass. You love me. nooootch Ha. I've seen someone like you on every message board I've been to. You keep leaving and coming back just for the attention. You're nothing special Banky. Then why are you copying me? I not. I'm a hundred times better at flaming than you when I want to be. But this isn't about you. This thread is about CWM, so I'm letting you off the hook. What? You want me to leave you alone? Gimmick infringement angers me. Don't senselessly attack your friends - thats so Banky of you. Go back to the tool-shed and rework this gimmick of yours. Triumph would be sad. Hey, if anything, you copied my gimmick. I had never even heard of you until the first establishment thread, and by that time I was one of the most popular posters here on The Smart Marks.

Be fair. There can/is/will only be ONE Banky on any message board. Best there is, was, and ever will be. You'll miss me, bitch. Won't you? I'll miss you. Please don't follow me on the way out, I don't want your head too far up my ass. You love me. nooootch Ha. I've seen someone like you on every message board I've been to. You keep leaving and coming back just for the attention. You're nothing special Banky. Then why are you copying me? I not. I'm a hundred times better at flaming than you when I want to be. But this isn't about you. This thread is about CWM, so I'm letting you off the hook.

Be fair. There can/is/will only be ONE Banky on any message board. Best there is, was, and ever will be. You'll miss me, bitch. Won't you? I'll miss you. Please don't follow me on the way out, I don't want your head too far up my ass. You love me. nooootch Ha. I've seen someone like you on every message board I've been to. You keep leaving and coming back just for the attention. You're nothing special Banky.

Banky, I'd like to know how I'm immitating you. Did you invente the "internet wrestling message board guy that makes fun of people" gimmick? Face it, people like you are a dime a dozen on message boards. I'm not immitating you at all.

If I had his face, I wouldn't step out my front door.

That's a loss for all of us. Who are you gonna cop your act from now? He came back. What a shock. Maybe you can steal your act from Triumph. I hear he's pretty funny. Tell me that you're gonna poop on me. Please. Maybe you can come back as Anglesault v. poop. I've been the same way on this board for over 2 years. There's no need for me to go out and steal your act now. When I want to leave the board, then come back, then leave, and come back again, THEN I'll steal your act. ...kinda like how I stole your thread? You're my bitch. What now? Yes. You are such a badass. All of the greatest badasses have posted on internet wrestling message boards at one time or another. You're pretty good at making fun of people via the internet, but I bet you're a little pussy when confronted in real life.

That's a loss for all of us. Who are you gonna cop your act from now? He came back. What a shock. Maybe you can steal your act from Triumph. I hear he's pretty funny. Tell me that you're gonna poop on me. Please. Maybe you can come back as Anglesault v. poop. I've been the same way on this board for over 2 years. There's no need for me to go out and steal your act now. When I want to leave the board, then come back, then leave, and come back again, THEN I'll steal your act.

That's a loss for all of us. Who are you gonna cop your act from now? He came back. What a shock.

That's a loss for all of us.

I swear that AIMs real. I know he's your friend and all but I didn't make it up. I've been getting PMs and AIMs like that for MONTHS now.