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    Ask Incandenza

    Why don't I care? UYI
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    WWE News from the 1/26 Observer

    Then he (Orton) is dumber than i thought, bitch. Yet, he (Orton) still looks like a genius when compared to you. Are you Ghettoho's BUTT buddy? That's why you are defending him? Good God.
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    Best Songs Of The 90's

    Champagne*
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    Best Songs Of The 90's

    'Whatever' - Oasis 'Some Might Say' - Oasis 'Black or White' - Michael Jackson 'Scream' - Michael Jackson & Janet Jackson 'Blood on the Dancefloor' - Michael Jackson 'Estranged' - Guns N' Roses UYI
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    My final post

    Is anyone else here turned on by the maturity of Zack Malibu? I think I'm in love UYI
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    I miss WCW

    Call me delusional and insane, but I *loved* WCW from their 'reboot' show where Russo & EZE returned up until their closure. 1999 up to February 2000 really turned me off WCW, but when Russo & Bischoff came in it just seemed like there was SO much new shit happening every week that you just couldnt afford to miss it. I think I was one of very few fans affected that way, but regardless of how bad it was, it made me love WCW again, so I guess Russo did do something right, if only for a select few. I also loved Mark Madden as a commentator during 2000. I've no idea as to the smark mentality towards this man, but I thought he was fucking HILARIOUS. One of my favourite shot-downs of his involved Stevie Ray, and was made during their Australian tour in October of 2000. *Kevin Nash is heading down to ringside to face Sting in a lumber jack match. He brings the Natural Born Thrillers with him as his lumber jacks* Madden - Here comes Big Sexy, ready to pass that torch onto his boys, the NBT's Ray - What torch 'chu talkin' bout Madden!? Madden - The one you held for about forty seconds He only seemed to make insider jokes, but they fucking rocked. Also, towards the end of their lifespan, WCW really began to shine, which was really depressing. I was totally hooked on the Steiner monster angle and the new life breathed into the Cruiser devision was electrifing, something McMahon has never duplicated. *Sigh*. Oh well. UYI
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    WRESTLEMANIA XX: WWF vs. WWE

    What Mole said.
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    Diamond Dallas Page added to LOW:SHOWDOWN!

    He may not have been the best wrestler ever, but to be 600 pounds, he could throw a mean superkick. Actually, when Yoko started out I was amazed how athletic the big guy was. He did a whole lot more than your average big man of today, like say Mark Henry, does. UYI
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    WRESTLEMANIA XX: WWF vs. WWE

    Anyone else laugh their ass off over this? Or do I just have a really awful sense of humour? Seriously though, I have *no* desire to see the Ultimate Warrior fuck up the greatest show of all time, even if his role is minimal, however an Old School vs New School just won't work. Why? A) Warrior won't job B) Bret Hart CANNOT WRESTLE ANYMORE C) Jake Roberts will end up in rehab before showtime D) Ted Dibiase will disagree with Vince's inevitable decision to have some stupid, degrading angle on the show and opt out. Next. UYI
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    One Last Time

    Oh God, don't start this crap again please. UYI
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    WWE Rant #1

    Thank Jesus for OnlyMe. It made PERFECT sense for Foley to return to the Rumble the way he did, people who can't see that need their heads readjusted. The angle worked brilliantly and was as effective as it could of been. UYI
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    New Ask The Professor

    It generated some. Just not enough. I'm positive I read somewhere that the company drew literally *nothing* due to Heyman's poor handling of the company. I'll have a look around and post it here if I come by it. UYI
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    More Survivor Series 97

    It was pretty apparant to me that the whole thing was not a work when I was watching it for the first time, you could tell by the look on Bret's face to me. He is a great actor, yes, but something was different that night that just told you 'Bret got fucked over' The general concencess on the net is what you would expect. Imagine if Vince had ran into the Rumble a few nights ago, eliminated Benoit and declared himself the winner and the one receiving the title shot at WMXX - the feeling was about as positive as it would be had THAT have gone down. I'm fairly sure Neidhart & Bulldog asks for contract releases and were granted them under the circumstances of Bret's departure from the Federation. Owen did the same, but was denied. UYI
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    Diamond Dallas Page added to LOW:SHOWDOWN!

    Well, if you're gonna stick Vader in there you might as well put Yokozuna in too. Sucked in real life, yes, but it'd be hella-cool going through each territory just sitting on every fucker who crosses you. BANZAI!!! UYI
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    SmackDown Spoilers

    No Goldbeard?
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    New Ask The Professor

    Um...why the hell are they talking about the competition on their own website? Yet alone putting faith into the idiotic ECW mutants that their shitty little company, which never generated a dime of money in the first place, might return to WWE TV? Holy counter-productive, Batman! UYI
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    I got my own blog/weblog thing...

    Oh yay, nothing like reading a 15 year old bitching about the perils of young love and the pressures of schooling. What a life. UYI
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    Scott Weiland

    Those guys *really* know how to pick their frontmen, don't they? UYI
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    a Precedence would be set

    Remember when Chris Jericho was the Undisputed Champion, the first man to ever beat both Rock & Austin in two straight matches, and win two belts in the process? Remember how people on the net love Jericho, so this should've been cause for great celebration? And remember how, by the end of his reign, he was literally cleaning up the shit HHH's dog left on the floor? This fed could fuck up a wet dream. I'll probably end up bitching about how stupid it is that HHH will take the belt back in 3 months, tops. I'll go you one better, Maniac, and say HHH has the decision reversed the night after Wrestlemania XX. UYI
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    Who is the best...

    I just realised Krazy Karter has Axl in his avatar. Suddenly, I am overcome with love for the guy. UYI
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    WCW Nitro

    I agree with the good doctor up there, but personally I cannot resist the electricity that was created with the huge Goldberg vs Hogan, WCW World Title match, Nitro main event. The crowd was massive and about as hot as they come, just felt like a really, really big time, meaningful match. I also loved Ric Flair's return in 1998, where he gave one of the most emotional speeches I've ever heard in my life. Taking shots at Eric Bischoff and creating the hot feud between the two that would run through Starrcade and end in Flair taking Bischoff's job, the segment is just one of those great non-wrestling moments. My favourite Nitro match was the Bret Hart vs Chris Benoit, Owen Hart memorial match. Kicked twenty kinds of ass as both men worked their asses off, a great, great match, even if I would of preferred Benoit to win. UYI
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    The raw thread

    SMH looks like a girl with huge nipples, she'd definetly out-do Woman on this. However, Woman is actually female, so that kinda rules Stephie out, doesn't it? UYI
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    The raw thread

    Shut up. Fook > This thread
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    a Precedence would be set

    Also - What the hell do we all bitch about if Benoit actually dethrones Hunter Helmsley? No, seriously, if this happens we lose ALL purpose whatsoever! We'll cease to exist. I'm prepared to take one for the team. UYI
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    Who is the best...

    Your avatar certainly does.
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