Use Your Illusion

I was watching Channel V (Australia's equivelant of MTV) today and they just happend to show the new clip from Britney Spears, featuring Madonna, entitled 'Me Against The Music'. While I've never had the balls to call what Britney spits out 'music', I will admit to falling for her odd catchy tune. Her new single, however, is quite possibly the worst song I've ever heard in my life. Complete, mindless, emotionless drivel. What worries me is that this shit is going to sell millions to teenage girls who are going to think that adulthood is comprised of two things - sex and dancing - which seems to be the only things Brit can sing about. I realise that the pop scene is usually trashy and commercial, but this is past the point of repulsive. The single even borrows a line from an Oasis song, a band who made a career writing songs using the material of their heroes. I fear the future of the human race. That is all. UYI

Over-rated? Hardly. The event contains the most influential match of the modern era and one of the greatest matches ever shown in America. Regardless of what else is on the show, that is enough reason to rank it way up there in terms of the greatest WrestleManias. The Bret/Yoko match is also of exceptional historical significance. UYI.

Yeah, the crappy old sleepers are still in, but there are ones that allow you to get submission wins now. Roddy has one as a default finisher, for instance. Which is, of course, Triple H's famous MAIN EVENT SLEEPER~! And I'm with Jack on the little guy hate. I love Ultimo, but there's no point BEING him because guys like Lesnar (how I hate that fucker) obliterate you with about 3 moves. Also, who the fuck died and made Roddy Piper a Cruiserweight!? I put him in my season and he's handing to guys like Rey Mysterio & Tajiri. UYI

Suddenly, life has lost its purpose.

Someone needs to keep him preoccupied. Bring in those Double Dragon kids to fuck with him, I say.

This is the most pathetic thing I have seen in the last 60 seconds. I'm headed to Hardcore Discussion now, so expect that to change soon. UYI

A vigil for an accused pedophile? That's pathetic. What's pathetic is you throwing around that term about a man who, at this point in time, is innocent of all charges and hasn't done anything wrong. Maybe I might start referring to YOU as a child rapist, or something. UYI

Eh....

Jesus, Choke, the guy said LINE not friggen paragraph. Amen, JAxl. UYI

This was already posted in the Movies folder, obviously for his musical work on films. This was posted over at MetClub: MICHAEL KAMEN: A LOSS IN THE FAMILY | 11/20/2003 The Metallica family is saddened by the loss of our good friend and 'S&M' collaborator, Michael Kamen on Tuesday, November 18th. Michael lost his battle with multiple sclerosis at the age of 55. In addition to working with us on 'S&M,' Michael enjoyed a very successful career composing for films such as 'Lethal Weapon' and 'Die Hard.' He worked with Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Rod Stewart, Eric Clapton, David Bowie, and many others pioneering the fusion of orchestral arrangements with rock, and is the winner of several Grammy Awards, including one for 'S & M.' 'S&M' was Michael's idea, Michael's brainchild. He said he had always felt that our music lent itself to a collaboration with an orchestra, and from the time he approached us with the idea at that first breakfast meeting in 1997, to the day after the final mixes were complete on the record and the DVD, through the performances in Berlin, New York, and Las Vegas, we enjoyed two extremely fun, challenging, and creative years together. Michael will be missed by all of us, and will always remain an integral part of the Metallica family. Please join us in paying our respects to Michael and his family. If you would like to make a contribution in Michael's memory, the Kamen family asks that donations be made to the Mr. Holland's Opus Foundation. After composing the music for the film of the same name, Michael was inspired to do something to keep music alive in schools across the country, and through this foundation he has made it possible to continue to inspire and teach future generations of musicians. Donations may be made by mail, phone or online. For more information go to: http://www.mhopus.org/donate.htm UYI

Taker was buried alive, OF COURSE HE'S DEAD STUPID. /mark

I loved that match. I hope it gets the DVD treatment. You and I both. Well, Foley is extremely proud of that match, judging from the way he praised it in his book, and with his DVD set for release sometime soon, I can see him wanting it to be on there. Time will tell. UYI

Just shut the fuck up already, I'm done with you. Then why do you keep bothering to reply to his messages, Banky? You're just as pathetic and simple minded as he is. UYI

Abobo is the single greatest poster to ever live. You can't argue it, so don't try. Abobo is my hero. UYI

How the fuck do you convince someone to down a gallon of milk? Thems some negotiating skills you have there, Mr. Agent. UYI

'Like A Prayer' is one of my favourite video clips of all time, and I've grown up around Michael Jackson clips, so I know my shit. Same goes for the album, my definite favourite. UYI

^ Secretly two midgets hiding under a trenchcoat. What? UYI

With lines like this, who CAN'T love Papacita? Oh and Mario, ^ Likes to confuse the living shit out of me with constant, albeit cool, name changes.

I'm a slave to 'Daydream Believer/Sleepy Jean', however I've no clue as to what era of their music that song comes from, as I've never been into anything related to the Monkee's other than that song. Did they write that? UYI

Batista grew on me by about 10 million points when I saw him demolish Bill Goldberg on RAW in his return. No idea why, considering what he did has been done before, but I was somewhat impressed and interested in how he was going to evolve from there. He can also cut a decent enough promo when he wants to.

Just wondering, Choke: Does this person chose to live with the condition, or conceal it?

You don't REALLY need me to rant about vitaligo, do you? Ever seen the clip to the song 'They Don't Really Care About Us'? Video proof that Jackon's condition is legit. UYI

Update: Jackson is walking free on four million dollars bail. Currently the only restrictions placed on Michael Jackson are that he cannot travel, however he is still allowed to continue his work, thus allowing him to travel inter-state. Jackson is currently back in Las Vegas with his three children, who he still has custody of at this time. Credit - News program I just watched here in Australia. UYI

For some reason I cannot access the mugshot of Jackson, the picture just won't load. Hmm. Oh, and this is fucked. UYI

Eh, don't sweat it, man, it's only Jobber. UYI