Use Your Illusion

This always amused me. Apparently noise means "little to no heat" in smark language. Hello Mr. Zsasz is a cool name and yay for UYI changing his mind, I guess. Not only is Zsasz cool, but he can do the BATDANCE~!

I hope they don't and it pisses you off. I take back everything bad I said about this guy initially. UYI

Makes sense. Jericho has to give back that win that he got over HBK after tons of interference from Raw. U mean when Jericho won a good 5 minutes after The LONE interference from Orton? Shhhh... don't say stuff like that to Andrew. He'll go off on some disturbing rant about how he'd like to bust open Torrie Wilson and how Stone Cold is evil. I stand corrected I guess. And what's your point, Mr. Zazzu? How are those at all connected? Although maybe at least this means Austin will be beating the crap out of Torrie on SD soon. My point is that your rants on both of those subjects rival the shining impartiality and wit you've displayed tonight. Oh, and misspelling my name? FUCKING GOLD DUDE! No one's ever done that before! Really. Trust me. We love you, Zsasz

Shut the fuck up, newbie bitch. You're meant to be NICE when you start out here. UYI SNAP!!!! LMFAO GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!! *ankle locks MM*

Thanks Vince, now Besus will NEVER shut up. UYI

Shut the fuck up, newbie bitch. You're meant to be NICE when you start out here. UYI

JONES ELIMINATES BENOIT!!!!!! Kidding. UYI

I'll get heat for this but - I actually don't mind Vince on PPV. I find his character entertaining and the highlight of most SD! shows. *runs from thread never to return*

*sheds tear*

You're getting soft in your old age. Luger moved slower than molasses? That's like saying Sonic the Hedgehog can go at a 'moderately quick pace'. What the hell did I just type? Jesus Christ I'm a nerd. UYI

Shock development - Linda wins.

Weirdo I also love Michael Jackson and only watch SD! for The Undertaker. Scared yet? Slapnuts new handle is pure brilliance. UYI

Wow, he's not even trying to look good. Fair enough though, if you're ugly and you make no attempt to resolve the problem, don't go bitching to Match.com how you never pick up anymore. Or ever have. UYI

That could be a good thing. Taker is the only reason I watch Smackdown! What?

Well, he is a tad different, yes. UYI

I agree with everyone there but McMichael. I know he's fucking AWFUL, but at least he could do one reletively interesting move (his 'tombstone', if you'd call it that). With Jones, the excitement stops at a shoulder block. UYI

I second that.

HOLY BAD GRAMMAR BATMAN!

Is it a bad thing that I'm this easily brainwashed? Nathan = squirrell operated. UYI

Well Holly isn't in hospital so i don't think he stiffed brock. Agreed. The fact Holly is still alive is a good indication nothing has happend. Yet. UYI

He'd be a better color man then Lawler. Lets face it - as of recently, Billy Kidman would be a better colour commentator than Lawler. And this fine individual stole my joke long before I posted it. Thems some head powers you be havin' there, sonny. UYI

He'd be a better color man then Lawler. A-Train is more appealing on commentary then LAWLER. But yes, I do see your point. If Nash has to be on TV, at least make it constructive, Vince. UYI

"You are aware he's a homosexual pedophile, right?"-Norm MacDonald Investigators interviewed countless other children who attended Jackson's 'Neverland', but failed to find any who had anything negative to say about Michael. There is simply no evidence, therefore the man is innocent in my eyes. Also, Jackson's father recently stated that: "Mr Jackson also says he does not think his son is crazy but is smart, and that he "can't stand" gay people." Source - www.bbc.co.uk/news But PLEASE, let's not start this argument again. I recall a multi-page debate where it was the Music folder vs. UYI, the MJ supporter, the last time it happend. UYI

At least Gonzalez was laughably bad. The whole muscle-suit and moving like a giant plank of wood thing he had going was brilliant, for all the wrong reasons of course. Jones is just...bad. UYI

You're pretty much right. Nathan Jones won the title by beating Jeff Jarrett, but it was in a four-way match. The other two participants were Brian Christopher and Scott Steiner. Jones held the title for less than a week before losing it to Scott Steiner. That pretty much rules out your squirrel theory right there, fbop. UYI