Use Your Illusion

Did you, too, have epic 7 second matches?

You think that's odd? If (depending on where you are in the world) you ever happen to get the chance to see the late 1980's performance of 'Sisters doin' it for themselves' by both Minogue sisters, do yourself a favor and watch, if only for comedic value. I must say, for that performance, they must of used at least 60 odd cans of hairspray. UYI

< has a hard time remembering ^ is Flik. Name change - WHY FLIK WHY? UYI

WWE never claimed he was good. They market him as the 'Big Show'. And he certainly is big. UYI

Have you heard Danni Minogue? Her sister got the 'talented' end of the stick. Her recent album did crap here in Australia, and it's only us and the British who really give a shit about her. UYI

Danni is actually hotter, but I think Kylie is more beautiful. And I'm sure both of them care very much. UYI

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): I'd say that you control Raiden for more than half the game. I think that two-thirds or even three-fourths is a better estimate. I pretty much suck at games that aren't either Tony Hawk or SmackDown, but I was able to beat the Tanker chapter in under 15 minutes. I can beat it on European Extreme (beefed up version of 'Extreme' mode only available on the Euro releases of the game) in about 7 or so minutes. The Plant Chap. is a WHOLE different monster though. UYI

Before anyone bitches about being lazy.. Here's the text: I know… I SWORE I’d only do this when the situation demanded it. Ya know… when something drops into your lap… you just can’t HELP but run with it… Ahem… someone is HOOOORNY. Who, you ask? We-he-hell, read on: Are you a girl? Are you between the ages of 18-35 Do you live within 50 miles of Edmonton, Alberta Canada? Are you anywhere between 3’1” and 8’” feet tall? Are you heavyset? Just a few extra pounds? Do you speak English? Are you white AND/OR Caucasian? Do you ABSOLUTELY NOT smoke? Do you maybe like a guy who doesn’t care about your hair, eyes, religion, education, job, income, kids, or if you like to get sloshed? Well then wander over to Match.com and look up RSPWFAQ… don’t worry, he posted a photo of himself. That’s right… RSPWFAQ Over here in IWC land, we call him Scott Keith. And as far as I know… this isn’t someone setting him up. OR you can saunter over to lavalife.com , where he goes by the nickname “Netcop”… yes, “Netcop”… you heard me. Of course, Scott buried himself in lavalife so you have to be a MEMBER to see him… I say it’s worth it. Anyway, our old boy is horny… and looking for FEMALE love in at least ONE right place… (hey, Scott’s no fag! Good for him!)… although WHY he would take this risk with douchebags with nothing better to do with their time then bust balls like ME around is beyond me… and WHY would h… oh never mind… This is about getting Scott some trim… and since I can be a very nice guy, I thought I’d HELP in with this…so for those girls who might not have considered going to places like match.com… I thought I’d bring his profile AND personality sketch here to YOU. Who knows… maybe there’s a wrestling DIVA or two who might be looking? Wouldn’t THAT be something? He’s right here, page 12 if this doesn’t take you to him. Thing is, you have to be a MEMBER to view his profile… which I am NOT thankyouvery much… but you can be a guest and see his nice, very attractive (*cough) picture of himself that he used. At lavalife, he actually used one of THESE pics… yes he did Not a problem tho’… how do you think I got this info? I KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS!!! And SHE let me see the whole ball and wax. So girls… meet the man of your dreams… the man the rest of us like to call Scott Keith… the man YOU will soon be calling… “NETSTUD!!” Basics: "Writer seeks subject for love letters" I am a: 29 yr old man located in: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada looking for a: 18 to 35-year old woman within: 50 miles of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada my ethnicity: White / Caucasian body type: A few extra pounds height: 6’ 3” (191.0 cms) turn-ons: Long hair, Public displays of affection, Sarcasm, Brainiacs, Boldness / Assertiveness, Erotica(!!!!!!!!!), Candlelight sense of humor: Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted comeback, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite What do you do for fun? I'm deeply into movies and have a huge collection of DVDs that I watch often. I'm open to going to see anything playing, as well as comedy clubs, concerts, whatever. I'm also a published author and enjoy writing in my spare time, as you'd expect. About me and who I'd like to meet The basics: I'm a writer and I work in retail electronics, I have two books published with a third coming out next year, and all of them are about wrestling. And before you ask, I watch it because I like it, you're not obligated to like it, and in fact I'm more than happy to help you make fun of it much of the time these days. In fact, since watching and writing about wrestling is what I do for a lot of my spending money, I'm pretty sick of talking about it by the end of the day and I'm much happier with someone who has absolutely no interest in it. I love movies, of all kinds and genres, whether it's watching at home on the couch or in the theater, although I still prefer the theater, which is why I'm so upset that we as Canadians are getting hosed on the Lord of the Rings re-release in December, because all the limited engagements of the three movies are in the US only and I'm confined to watching them at home instead. Going to movies alone doesn't particularly bother me because I've been doing it for so long, but it'd be nice to have someone to go with. Appearances and cosmetic considerations don't particularly mean anything to me -- I'm attracted to personality above pretty much all else, and the body is just a shell to the soul, ya know? By the way, congratulations to the Canadian dollar on rising to over 75 cents US today and screwing me over AGAIN just as I get a royalty payment in US funds. Bravo -- try dropping to 55 cents in the next, oh, six months or so, because I'll have another cheque due by then, okay? Stupid stable economy. If you're still with me, why not drop me a line? It'll make my day. And isn't that the important thing? Appearance height: 6’ 3” (191.0 cms) eyes: Brown hair: Dark brown hairstyle: No Answer (HA!! You got THAT RIGHT, Jack!!) body type: A few extra pounds body art: Wouldn’t even think about it best feature: Legs Interests for fun: I'm deeply into movies and have a huge collection of DVDs that I watch often. I'm open to going to see anything playing, as well as comedy clubs, concerts, whatever. I'm also a published author and enjoy writing in my spare time, as you'd expect. favorite things: I'm eternally obsessed with Friends, Seinfeld, Stephen King books, The Simpsons, South Park, The Joe Schmo Show, pro wrestling, mafia movies, computers, melodic rock, TechTV, video games and a thousand other geek pursuits. last read: I usually have a few books on the go, but the last one that really blew me away was "High Fidelity" by Nick Hornby. It's the book that the movie with John Cusack is based on, and it's even funnier, if possible. And very, very true. perfect date: Relaxed. Quiet cuisine shared in the unequalled comfort of home and served by the best chef in town — me sense of humor: Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted comeback, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite turn-ons: Long hair, Public displays of affection, Sarcasm, Brainiacs, Boldness / Assertiveness, Erotica, Candlelight turn-offs: Tattoos, Body piercings, Thrills, Dancing, Thunderstorms sign: Virgo Lifestyle exercise habits: Couch potato exercise routine: No Answer (HA!! You got THAT RIGHT, Jack!!) daily diet: Meat and potatoes smoke: No Way drink: Social drinker, maybe one or two job: Retail / Food services I work in retail electronics, where I've been for longer than I care to remember sometimes, and I supplement my income with money from the books that I write -- two on the shelf thus far, a third coming next year. income: $25,001 to $35,000 my place: Live alone Background/Values ethnicity: White / Caucasian faith: Atheist I have no religion, but I'm a firm believer in everyone being free to deal with God as they wish. As long as I'm not gonna hear a lecture about burning in hell or have to convert to date someone, it's all cool by me. education: Some college I went to the University of Alberta for about two years, going after a Comp Sci degree before boredom, confusion about my goal in life, and money (mainly money) caused me to drop out and pursue writing instead. languages: No Answer politics: Conservative relationships: Never been in a committed relationship have kids: None want kids: Not sure pets: I have: No Answer I don't have, but like: Cats I don't like: Dogs And Scott also took a big personality profile test… which makes it more easy for you to determine if he’s right for you… (complete with funky bar chart to show where you two stand with each other) His qualities: Enjoys time one-on-one Fair and compassionate Flexible Creative He's smart, insightful, and successful in his career. He has a talent for seeing beyond the details in life. So he has a vision for the future and always is searching to find love and a sense of "balance" in his life. Because he's an independent guy and a little shy, making deep connections with other people can be a challenge. He's not someone who "wears his heart on his sleeve" so even those closest to him don't always know how he feels. Still, his masculine and dependable nature will draw people who'll invest the time to get to know him. You may notice: He can get so caught up in work and other issues that he forgets to take care of practical things. He'll enjoy one-on-time with you, but also need some alone time to think and recharge. Things to talk about He loves to talk about big issues and ideas that effect people's lives. Get him to talk about his dreams. Ask: When you were a kid, what did you want to do when you grew up? Yes ladies… get him to open up… open up…. Open your heart to me, darling, I’ll give you the lock and you… you turn the key! Don’t begrudge the guy, seriously… we’re all trying to get by in this mixed up, kooky world… and all of us need… nay… WANT to be touched…. Or is that the toher way around? Anyway, he’s a man, you’re a woman… now go slap bellies and make little Scooters with the beady eyes and the four chins and the like… Erotica… Scott is into erotica… this… I’ll… I’ll never look at pornographic pastry the same way ever again. This may be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever stumbled into… I just hope he stays within his character and doesn’t pull out of this… seriously, people, I’m begging you… leave him alone here. Do NOT go posing as a girl just to screw with him. I KNOW it would be easy… heck, I thought about doing it myself… I wouldn’t even have to change my name. “Chris” works as both male AND female. ------------- That's the piece there. Funny? Slightly, but fuck, the idiot who wrote that article is a total dick. UYI

The link from Scott's Blog

Raiden wasn't all that bad. Besides, his sole purpose, occording to Hideo Kojima, was to give fans another perspective of Solid Snake, thus adding to the multi-dimensions of his character. None the less, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater seems to be focused solidly (no pun intended) around Snake. However, we were fooled last time. UYI

TAKER LOVE~! And Corino1000, I was being sarcastic, but yes, I do indeed see your point. In fact, it didn't click in my head last week that Goldberg was still World Heavyweight champion until he hobbled down to ringside. UYI

Predetermined finishes...IN A WRESTLING GAME!?!?!?!?!?!? I'm as shocked as you. Put the recent SD! game, Here Comes The Pain, on my list. Sure, it's great and all, but to me all it is an updated, juiced up Shut Your Mouth, and nothing more. I played Bra and Panties once and swore I'd never subject myself to such shit ever again, and the Elimination Chamber loses its charm WAY too fast. Not to mention to overwhelming repetition of season mode, it's just not as good as it was hyped to be, but then again nothing ever is. Also, Super Mario Sunshine - No thank you. UYI

All the belts are worthless. Especially RAW TAG TITLE. There's a RAW Tag title?

Quite frankly, I don't think we need fuckwits running around here saying 'fuck you I hope you die', despite what context it is in. It's not funny and it's the lowest form of insult I know of (before going into racial slurs etc. of course). UYI

Yuna, who the hell MAKES those pics? You? If so, what on earth is supposedly appealing about it? For whatever reason, it makes me very uncomfortable. UYI

Um, he's the guy whom created the Misawa CAW that you posted on your site, in a thread that you created. I guess that shows the integrity of your site. You're right dude, I'm jealous. I'm a jealous asshole. My life is incomplete because I don't run a broke down website with a whole slew of shit that it just "copy & pasted" from all the other sites, including here & gamefaqs. How will my life ever be complete? Perhaps if I join random message forums, post with bad grammar & use my first post to spam my URL, along with my second post flaming criticism? That sounds like it would make me a winner, right quick & fast. Any greaseball, motherfucker could just go around from site to site and copy down all the CAW's that have been posted. You act like it took hard work and dedication to come up with that site. "It's my site, I made the posts! You could just say thanks!" Well, congratu-fucking-lations! Lord knows that your long ass URL is a helluva lot easier to remember than something like, gamefaqs. God forbid you just answer the goddamn questions that were presented instead of getting all worked up and defensive. Then again, you kind of did answer the questions, albeit through ignorance. Did you register just to spam/promote your site? Obviously. Does "Downhome" even know your site exists (which was me asking if he knew you posted his shit on your site)? Obviously not. So, once again, despite the fact that you revealed you don't know shit about the content of your site, at least you gave credit (albeit it was probably just part of the copy/paste job). I'm sorry that you're a defensive downer and I e-upset you making fun of your extravagant website. Not everyone is going to suck your dick because you linked them to a fucking website. It just doesn't look like him, man. I mean, from the picture that you was working with, it doesn't seem bad. It's just that the final product doesn't look like Sonny. You did the best you could on his attire, so that can be commended. His face doesn't look anything like him though. The facial hair seems about right, but the eyes, cheeks, etc. could be tweaked. Thus far, facial details seem to be the hardest part for everyone. Yeah, you are an asshole, and even if that guy does know that I have his CAW on my site what will he do about it? I made a few of those caws also, take a look, and lets name other 30000 web sites that post other peoples caws? I came here because I saw people visiting my site from here, it was in a refer url, so I came and I advertised some more. I was trying to make my site better and worth being there, and by far you are a bitch who has ever said anything negative about it. Look at this http://hackinghideout.proboards16.com/inde...&num=1065406679 ^^That is the thread I made asking all the people if I can use their caws, and if you look they even gave me links to their caws, and they were pleased that I will use them. Don't you just love how kids these days can't take *ANY* form of criticisim. The next generation of people are going to be eaten alive by the real world. THIS WILL BE THE DESTRUCTION OF US ALL! *leaps out of nearby window* UYI

I thought Sakura was a guy... Well, safe to say 'she' can't be very attractive. UYI

I liked last year's a lot, and although the tournament was pretty boring, I'd say the angle development at the 98 SS made that show passable. '98 was fucking god awful. IMO, it is one of the most uneventful and boring wrestling shows I've ever seen. Not that anything on it was negative five stars or anything, it just bored the living piss out of me. I really liked last years show to be honest. The novelty of the E.C won me over, as did HBK winning the World Title. Steiner looked good, albeit for only one night, and everyone else put on a decent performance. Where exactly in the opener does Rico say 'C'mon Jeff! God damn it!'?? I hadn't even noticed this. UYI

I love Wrestlemania 13, purely because of the fact it was the first WWF video I ever owned myself and because Bret beat the shit out of Steve Austin. UYI

You have to go to the Create Moves section, and you assign them there. In SYM the movesets were assigned in the Create Appearence section, so that'll be why you're confused. Thanks, RH. Very much appreciated. UYI

Suddenly my life has purpose again.

Problem, Batista isn't awesome in real life. Oh yeah, he's useless in the ring, but I somewhat mark for his look. I've seen worse. Plus, he's not all that bad. He was pretty decent on the mic the other week on RAW. Besides, he has at LEAST 3 more moves than Nathan Jones. ...That's pretty good. UYI

Good thing too, I wasn't a fan. UYI

You've stumbled upon the reason why he's so popular - because the idiot marks *remember* him because of his repetition act that heavily involved crowd participation. The common wrestling fan is not a pretty sight. UYI

It's so sad we can all sit here and literally tell each other exactly what will happen on the show...and be 100% right about it. Unrelated question - Those new tights HHH was sporting before he departed, where they only used to accomodate his groin injury or is that his idea of spicing up his character? UYI