Use Your Illusion

No, you won't. UYI

Brock's a company man. I really can't see him sitting this one out unless his leg is COMPLETELY incapacitated. I mean, he'd have to be in Zach Gowen territory before he would even consider not competing. If anyone can manage an Iron Man match on one leg, it's Lesnar. UYI

Bring Sid Vicious out of retirement. It's the only answer. UYI

It'd be McMahon, not Benoit. uYI How many table bumps and run ins can they book for 60 minutes? You thought it would be Vince? Bah. Everyone knows Steph is the REAL draw. UYI

It'd be McMahon, not Benoit. uYI

Maybe he fell into some hay. That can be very abrasive, you know. UYI

Doubt Lesnar, or anyone, can go one hour on one wheel. However, Lesnar is sub-human, so who knows. UYI

Rico's no gimmick poster. But he's promoting Unforgiven, so SOMETHING is wrong with this picture. UYI

Fair enough. Points to TheFranchise for his cheap wit. UYI

From WrestleView.com Why not Spider-Man, Randy? UYI

To be honest there is only one guy left for Vince to destroy on TV. One man whom he's never been face to face with...EVER. Money. UYI

Wouldn't watching a broken down, over-roided Randy Savage devalue the WM5 perception of Macho that's in your head? He's bad now. Very, very bad. Bret is my all-time favourite, but if, by some chance, he decided to wrestle a match (not that he could, but hypothetically), I would be totally against it. I was also afraid HBK would completely fuck up his legacy when he returned, thankfully that wasn't the case. UYI

Why would you want to blow money on SUMMERSLAM anyway?

Doesn't Vince hate Bruno with a passion though? Or is it the other way around? I'm unfamiliar with WWWF history, so I do not know what circumstances led to Bruno's departure. I agree though, ANY legend ceremony at WM MUST involve Bruno. Since it would be a huge egofuck for everyone involved, I can't see Hogan or Savage turning that down. Or anyone else for that matter. UYI

Honestly though, I've got a fiver on the fact Vince thinks this will draw money. UYI

RaveX Updates are shite in every sense of the word. The stats are ridiculous and completely take the fun and challenge out of the game, I mean, who the fuck wants to win ALL the time? Losing and fucking up federations is what makes success appealing in the first place. Hard to fail when even KEVIN NASH can rake in **** matches. Rylands stats are the best available, and they came with the game. Stick with them. UYI P.S Very admirable roster you have there Mister Flik.

.ever.poster.gimmick.Worst LMAO, no fuckin' way. That's genius.

'Go Let It Out' - Oasis

^ Mrs. Flik's baby boy

That's pure brilliance, Breetai. Somehow I feel i've wasted all my years of schooling...

That was the most idiotic post I've ever read. UYI

Sid is Steph's type though. One-legged, untalented and impotent. I think we have a love triangle on our hands.

1. Mark 'Pindick' Henry I could write thousands of words outlining the multitude of factors that prove he is a useless, over-payed, over-used (yes, one match per RAW is too much), over-rated piece of fucking crap. I legitimately change channels whenever he walks onto my TV screen in a hope he either disappears into fat air or breaks something. This weeks RAW had me excited as I turned back to see him take a nasty looking fall, only to get right back up and deliver his HOSS PACKAGE OF LIMITED OFFENCE MOVES OF DOOM~!. Fuck Henry. 2. Bradshaw Oh sure, he's a nice guy backstage. Pity the worthless twat couldn't string two moves together to save his life. 3. Billy Gunn See every other post detailing what is wrong with him. I agree totally. 4. Rodney Mack I just cannot get into him. Theodore Long is pure brilliance, however Rodney is nothing and will never amount to any special in this business. 5. Steve McMichael I know he doesn't wrestle anymore, but FUCK, words cannot describe the frustration I felt watching him throw competent wrestlers on their heads etc., because he could only spare three bucks for his wrestling training. Bret Hart said in an interview here in Australia that McMichael is the worst wrestler he has ever been in the ring with, just reckless, totally uninteresting and just plain worthless. I'm done acting like a nerd now. Fare thee well. UYI

Despite everything else, it's great how Satanico can make a depressing thread somewhat less saddening with one liners like that. UYI When I first read that I thought you were accusing me of shitting on Cash and making a depressing day sadder. I was about to sort out you misunderstanding of what I said, but then I saw what you actually said. Or wrote.

Despite there being photos with those wrestlers/managers from Australia, I've never seen any of them at all, and I've seen a couple of indy-shows from Oz. I made a star out of LEX FUCKING LUGER last time I got bored, I figure I can manage a guy with an Australian accent. Mate. UYI