Use Your Illusion

^'s mind has been poisoned by the cuteness of Choko. Curses! UYI

Agreed. HBK as the cocky heel is THE SHIT and Jericho would love to work with him considering they're bible buddies and all. Makes sense, doesn't it? And that, my fellow smarks, is why we'll never see it in WWE. That is all. UYI

We have other folders for, you know, REASONS.. Oh fuck it, you're not worth it. UYI

Roadkill went through several phases in ECW, but his most popular incarnation was as a crazy amish guy who was on the slow side mentally. Well his catch phrase he randomly used was "Chiiickens". It was the only thing he ever said and while saying he made a "breaking a chickens neck" twisting motion with his hand. Genius, that Heyman.

^ ROUSING SUSPICION~!

I suck. Thanks, Flik.

You're right, RVD, no one posts in those other silly folders. Idiot. UYI

^ Should know it's probably Chyna-related.

You're going to wrestling school so that instantly makes you The Fonz does it? ...Okay. UYI

I demoted Roadkill, to which he replied: 'CHICKENS'. I have no idea as to who or what this guy is, but why the fuck did he say THAT? Fucking ECW. UYI

Are you fucking serious? This is the LEGION OF DOOM we're talking about. They had trouble putting on a decent match in their prime, yet alone when they're over 40 and broken down to all shit. Seriously, sometimes I think some Smarks WANT to be tortured just so they have something to bitch about. UYI

Why yes, I see how this deserves to be in this folder. UYI

HA. Oh, you were being serious? How sad. UYI

When I first heard some of the new stuff, I thought "The Blues" would be a definite hit single, something that could even cross over to the pop stations like "Sweet Child" or "November Rain" did. But Axl has called the 5 or 6 tracks we have heard so far "the filler" on the album, and he is supposedly holding back the big guns. I think in the end it could rank up there as one of the greatest albums of all time, if Axl didn't fuck up the tour last year and start so much GNR backlash. It'll probably be treated as a joke, except to those who actually know music or are GNR diehards. Hell, it can't be worse then ST. Anger though. What is with all the frikken St.Anger hate? The album blows ANYTHING and EVERYTHING the band has done since Load, with maybe the exception of their cover album Garage Inc. While the music may not suit everyone's taste, it is clearly the most raw and brutal (yes, the good way) Metallica has been in a long, long time - and that is the way the band started, and should have remained. St.Anger is brilliant, frankly I think if GNR were to top this album in terms of quality then they'd have one killer album on their hands. UYI

How the hell has Kane bombed? RAW shows focused primarily on him have rated higher than anything in 12 months. UYI

BATTLE OF THE POST COUNTS~! Could you post a photo of yourself, Chosun? I have the distinct feeling Barron is about to be knocked off his super nerd pedistal.

Nothing is wrong with the album, YnA, however everything is wrong with Axl Rose. Axl is the world's worst perfectionist and is NEVER satisfied with how his work turns out. He has stated in several interviews that UYI was released too early by his standards and could of been so much more, despite being two brilliant albums. So should we expect the follow up in 2012? The follow-ups are already recorded and ready to go. Having an opinion is great, as long as it is educated. UYI

You're hardly the only one. You'd be surprised how many supporters GNR *still* has after all these years, and even more surprised to discover the majority of them are teenagers. I stand by the belief this album is gonna kick everyone's teeth in and make a serious impact, whether the critics like it or not. UYI

New GNR Tune Leaked By ... NY Mets Catcher Mike Piazza?! This might be weird if it didn't involve Guns N' Roses. Since it does, however, it shouldn't be at all shocking that New York Mets catcher Mike Piazza is responsible for playing a new Guns N' Roses song on the radio. Piazza appeared on New York classic rock station Q104.3's Friday night show, "Friday Night Rocks... with Eddie Trunk," with a CD marked "Guns N' Roses, 'I.R.S.', " which he said he received in the mail three weeks ago. He persuaded Trunk to play the song at 12:15 a.m. Saturday morning. Almost immediately the station was flooded with calls. One listener described it as combining rock and techno — Axl Rose's distinctive voice on top of Buckethead's unorthodox guitar work. One of the calls, however, was from GNR's management. "We've gotten hundreds, dare I say, thousands, of emails since, urging us to play it again," said Q104.3's program director Bob Buchmann. "But we can't because the management flipped when they heard it on the air." Because Trunk deals with the same management company often and has a professional relationship with them, a simple phone call took the place of any legal cease-and-desist letter. There still was the matter of having a new GNR song in circulation, though. So adamant was the GNR camp to retrieve the disc, they arranged to meet with Trunk, to whom Piazza had given the CD, as soon as possible. And that just happened to be at Shea Stadium on Sunday, while the Mets were hosting a game with the Atlanta Braves. "I.R.S." joins "Madagascar," which Guns N' Roses' premiered at the 2002 Video Music Awards, as the only new material which may appear on the long overdue new LP, Chinese Democracy. The strange story begs two questions: Was this really a new Guns N' Roses song? And if so, why would Mike Piazza be among the first to give it a spin? A spokesperson for GNR's label, Interscope Records, had no comment, but given the fact that management "flipped," they wouldn't have had a reason to were it a tune by Paradise City, Mr. Brownstone, Bent Axle, or any number of the GNR tribute bands. Plus, Buchmann swears Piazza told him it was GNR's new song. Neither Piazza or Trunk were available for comment, but Buchmann said both are convinced the song was the real thing. As for Piazza being comeback rock's new litmus test, Buchmann said it happens more often than not. "Mike is a huge music fan," Buchmann said. "The truth is, Mike is so passionate about certain music that I would argue that he's on the top-10 list of real music fans that a band might circulate their unreleased stuff to. Piazza's a riot. He's as passionate as they come." The lucky catcher has probably been listening to those new Duran Duran joints for months now, too. —Joe D'Angelo From www.heretodaygonetohell.com

Nothing is wrong with the album, YnA, however everything is wrong with Axl Rose. Axl is the world's worst perfectionist and is NEVER satisfied with how his work turns out. He has stated in several interviews that UYI was released too early by his standards and could of been so much more, despite being two brilliant albums. I do not doubt at all that this album could of been ready to hit the shelves in like 1994, however Axl's personality and mental issues are what is holding it back. Dizzy Reed recently commented that the album will hopefully be out before Thanksgiving (one word? two? Fuck it, I'm Australian) this year. With evidence surfacing all over the place to support this (Axl trialling the album in night clubs, releasing singles to friends etc.), it certainly looks as though we will have GNR's Chinese Democracy by the time 2003 is finished. UYI

Chuck Palumbo throws a good punch. Probably the best in the WWE currently. Didn't Scott Hudson comment on the power of Palumbo's punch during his WCW tenure in 2000? I'm positive he was fishing for compliments and could only come up with the fact he threw a decent right. Ah, WCW. UYI

I'm diggin' the fact that I can pick Big Show and not get thrown around by Rey Mysterio as though I was magically the weight of Zach Gowen. Man, the fat dudes are gonna run wild when I get this game. UYI

Christ, so people like YOU really do exist? Sid has always been worthless in the ring. I admired his passion when he first started out, because you could tell the man was out there and busting his ass despite not having one ounce of talent in his body. However, when the money brought him out of retirement, Sid's passion, or lack there of, reflected the same situation. The last thing the wrestling world needs is Sid Vicious. I can't help but feel that Vince might one day envision money in a feud between him (Vicious) & Gowen, though. *shudders*

How about over-rated?

^ has witnessed the greatness that is Michael Jackson ^ also has CRAZY~! work ethic, judging by the way ^ plows through 2000 word essays. UYI