Use Your Illusion

NWA in my game is ready to be bought out, pity I don't have the funds to cover it though. I've single handedly dropped WWE from Global heavyweight to 6% over Global company with my federation (Which began at war with NWA and with Hulk Hogan as the 'financial supporter' giving me 5 Mill to get started. This meant Hogan on an Unsackable with me, but eh, I'm a Hulkster mark and loved it), Global Order Wrestling. I just wish I had the cash to get Jeff Jarrett and really drive in the stake through Vince's company. UYI

Couldn't of said it better myself. UYI

I just checked the first page as I thought it was reletively recent. Thanks anyway, J. UYI

Bare my children! Uh, yeah. Happy B'day bro

It's crazy and completely random as to how warped the game can get. In my game, I had WWE firing EVERYTHING in sight with talent - i.e. Jamie Noble, Kidman, Tajiri, Hurricane, Rhyno, and signing anything with a big name, such as Sting, Sid Vicious and Roddy Piper. This was done as a desperation attempt to make money as the market was low and Vince's ship was sinking fast. It's great, because they're talent keeps you're company from going under. UYI

Exactly. Which is why they should turn fucking Jericho heel. He's been in that character since his run-in with The Rock back in 2001 over the WCW Title. Triple H is only 'effective' as a heel, Jericho is versatile and diverse. They need to take advantage of this, plus the fans are just DYING to have a hero to cheer for. Jericho's their man. UYI

Brock/Gowan, with McMahon as the referee has been pulled from the card. That was reported on this site, in this folder, earlier on. So calm down yer horses, Nanks

That's like saying: "Mole, don't be gay" You just know it's going to happen.

Who needs their Paul Wight fix?

Keeping a good public image plus some videos that do get regular air play on BET and MTV. Where are Michael's videos? Whoop-de-doo. Fact of the matter is, MJ will never, ever be forgotten through his music. Janet will only be remembered as 'Michael Jackson's sister'. Children I am part-time teaching at the moment, whom are 12 and 11 years of age, are doing a music assignment on their favourite artist. Everyone of them is familiar with MJ's music, which, like any good music, spans generations for eternity. Janet has never been that good. UYI

Michael has always been fantastic, pre & post-vitaligo. Invincible wasn't to much of my liking, but everything from HIStory back has my seal of approval as some of the greatest music ever written. 'Unbreakable' is really the only song I dig on Invincible. 'Tis time MJ just retired and went into seclusion (erm...well even more so) out of the way from the public. I swear if his mental health deteriorates anymore (and really, could you blame him?) he'll go even further off the edge than he already has. UYI

Last week. Excited? Yeah, I thought so too. IYU

Fuck yes. Seeing as I've never really looked into the product and just heard all the hype, I'll pick up that DVD for sure. Awesomness indeed.

Haven't we really had great SummerSlam's since 1996? '97 wasn't THAT crash hot, but Owen/Austin & Hitman/Taker was the shit for me, I loved every second. It's saddening that for SEVEN years they have put on a decent show and now they're gonna piss it all away with *THAT* sorry excuse for a wrestling card. However, they might suprise us just yet and get God to perform a modern day miracle, other than that - get out your disappointed faces because you're going to need them. UYI

Bummer. Same thing happend to me. I brought Sting into my WWE game because I was drastically short on Main Event Faces, and needed someone until RVD & Edge were out of their respective feuds and could main event. He turns 45, his stats plummett (yet he still remains 99 in the overness and one of my main merchandise draws) so I feel it is time for Sting to recieve his pink slip. Then I get the e-mail: 'Sting has married one of Linda McMahon's unknown daughters' Sting = Unsackable at $120,000 (which is actually damn cheap for Sting). Great. UYI

^ & < are two of few people who are long time RVD marks. *Sigh*, we're a dying race around here...

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Shit, I had forgotten ALL about that angle ever happening. What a shame, it could of been so memorable. Wouldn't of saved the invasion angle, but it would of restored a little credibility. UYI

Brock so needs Heyman there to do his promos for him. Heyman just made Brock come across so fucking bad ass when he first came into WWE, it's a pity we're stuck with McMahon. If this angle fails, it's LESNAR'S fault, remember that. UYI

Well considering they've only done ONE RAW PPV, it's hardly impossible to top. Eh, who am I kidding? The next one will fucking blow too. UYI

You could put the entire Jackson family against MJ, and he'd still own all their asses. UYI

IRONY~!

Hogan vs McMahon - WMXIX I fucking loved every second due only to the fact I'm the biggest Hogan mark on the planet. If it was any other two guys, I wouldn't of looked at it twice though.

::shudders nervously:: I hope you meant if it was Sunny pre-1998. Not Sunny now, even though she's not as bad as Missy Hyatt. I don't think ANYTHING is as bad as Missy. Tammy asking 'Are you ready, boys?' while stipping down to her granny panties on Nitro was enough to put me off eating forever. ...and that was THREE years ago. I shudder to think what it looks like now. UYI

Oh come on, as if you didn't see THAT coming. Someone with your tendancies shouldn't be alive NOW, consider yourself fortunate. Thursday, January 17, 2075 - I meet Death. I'll be fucking 90 years old *Sigh*