Use Your Illusion

Here is something I just came across for saddles, Hex Mark Saddle (2/3) Effect: Luck up Level: Campaign Against Liu Bei Forces: Yellow Turban Musou Mode Difficulty to get: Medium Requirements: Defeat Guan Yu and Zhao Yun before ALL enemy reinforcements arrive. Then deplete Liu Bei's life about halfway and the Valuable Item message will appear on the same little island where you got Red Hare, to the bottom right of the map. Storm Runner Saddle (1/3) Effect: Mounted attack up Level: Campaign Against Cao Cao Forces: Lu Bu's Forces Difficulty to get: Medium Requirements: First go to the top of the circled area to the right of the map, and defeat Cao Zhang. Xu Huang will appear as an ambush party, defeat Xu Huang, now after Chen Gong says to look out for more ambush parties, go and enter the left fort from the back entrance, you will see through Yue Jin's ambush party and he will retreat, then wait until Xiahou Dun appears as reinforcements, defeat Xiahou Dun. The Valuable Item message at the very bottom left of the map, outside the castle. Shadow Runner Saddle (3/3) Effect: Can't fall off any horse Level: Battle of Tong Gate Forces: Shu's Forces Difficulty to get: Hard Requirements: First defeat all 4 generals to the southeast of the map, then the Ice Castle cut-scene appears and the Ice Castle is discovered. Wait until Cao Cao meets with Han Sui cut-scene, defeat Yu Jin and Xu Huang, then defeat Cao Cao's sub-generals and deplete his unit's morale to at least one star, then wait until the Lots of horses cut-scene and Han Sui refuses to defect message. Valuable Item message to the bottom right of the map. Note: To trigger to Lots of Horses cut-scene wait for Han Sui to go acoss the brige to Cao Cao then you go to the entrance of the Ice Castle and then Han Sui will refuse to join Cao Cao. So you then go back to were Han Sui and Cao Cao are fighting and you then get the Lots Of Horses cut-scene, so you get the saddle and kill Cao Cao. You have to kill Cao Ren to get into the Ice Castle. (Thanks to Tyler Rives for this information) Elephant Saddle (2/3) Effect: Begin stage mounted on an elephant Level: Nanman Campaign Forces: Nanman Forces Difficulty to get: Medium Requirements: Ride on an elephant into the enemies base. Note: The difficult part is to get an elephant from an ally, try using Huang Gai in Free Mode as his bombs can knock allies of there elephants. UYI

As Chumpstain said, there is an individual called "Muni Shinobu" somewhere around cyberspace that does all the guides for this game. She is Japanese, I believe, but does offer English versions of her guides, which are basic but give you enough details in order to complete the task at hand. This is her profile at GameFAQs I swear I've been through one or two of the FAQ files at GameFAQs where they have given credit to Muni for her contribution and linked to parts of her site that are in english. However, I'm not going to sit here and go through each line of every guide, that's for you to do. This is also a fun site for some random DW related shit: http://www.chongwanhsing.per.sg/dynastywarriors/index.html UYI

Buy one of them high-tech new age gizmos. I think it's called an Atari.

Nice roid acne, Joanie.

Didn't they already try and change the suit a few years back to a cape-less silver coloured suit that the fans absolutely shit on? I'm positive I saw that somewhere. Regardless, I've always loved Superman and always will. However, my true childhood hero will always be Batman.

Go and fucking buy a mousetrap, you cheap asshole.

We caught a glimpse of Jade in Wrestling With Shadows, didn't we? If I recall correctly, she was REALLY hot, much like her mother was at that age. Great news, I'm glad Bret's happy again.

Nothing, so rent.

Just something I noticed: I was cleaning up my room today and stocking all my old wrestling tapes etc. Anyways, I came across the commerical VHS release of Starrcade 1999. Now, why in fucks name I have this is completely unknown to me, but I noticed that on the back of the box is a picture of The Giant, who was very much a member of team Vince at that point in time. I bet you that the people making the art for those shows didn't even know who the hell the people where they were sticking on there. I also watched the end bit of the show. Bret/Goldberg is pretty good, outside of the atrocious finish. Way better than I first remembered.

No, the internet hasn't been invented yet. Sorry.

You dick

Would anyone be dumb enough to buy ONE?

Good news on Bruce. Wonder how they'll work him into the official storyline though? *Bruce is shown sitting at home, on his couch. Suddenly, he sits up right as he comes to a shocking realisation* Bruce - Hey....that bastard Lei owes me 20 bucks! *Bruce runs out door*

Often many of the guys who escorted Goldberg were skinny, pale little bitches who would've had trouble collectively restraining Mike Tenay, yet alone any wrestler that might want to attack Goldberg.

Online play or not does nothing in affecting whether I'll buy it or not either. MK:Deception is really the only fighter I've seen go full force without too many hiccups during online play, and I fucking hate MK:Deception. Has there been any concrete confirmation on an actual home PS2 port release yet? Around mid-2005 sound right?

You mean Raven isn't the Jin-T4 v 2.0 that everyone I've spoken to has made him out to be?

Amen.

I've played one of the RAWs on PC. Very, very, very, very bad.

I rented this last night. It was a great rental, but I'll be fuckin' damned if I'd ever pay full price for this thing. In the few hours I spent with it, I ran through season mode (including a few 4-week tries, which resulted in repetition of storylines on both brands. Fuck you, Yukes), which was somewhat entertaining for one run through before becoming stale, old and unappealing. The voice-overs are a total waste of space, and it really, really shows. I won't sit here and rant, because twenty odd others have done the same and it's the last thing anyone wants to read anyway. Heaps of the fun little additions were neat, but really didn't add much at all. So, for those on the borderline, just rent the damn thing for a few nights, it's not worth full price. Oh, and other than his entrance, Bret Hart sucks.

It's finally been released here in Australia and I've overcome all temptations. Usually, I'll cave regardless of how bad the game is made out to be when it is something like a wrestling title. It's pretty darn cheap here too. However I think I'll use the cash on something worthwhile, like VF4:Evo or something, which I've been meaning to buy for months.

Serves me right for being a cheap bastard, I suppose. Oh well, I'll run this one into the ground and then just stick to official controllers. I've actually found that some of the MadCatz controllers are a tad too bulky to play my fighting games, which is essentially all I play (eg. Tekken 4, Virtua Fighter 4, CVS2, MVC2 etc.).

Last night, the world blamed me for the outcome of Australian Idol.

What issues do MadCatz controllers have? I own one and it works perfectly. It has substituted my old PS2 controller that has been worn down and had the shit kicked through it since to several negative experiences with some games. Should I expect this thing to fall apart any day now or something? UYI

I'm guessing Booker will win, drop it to Angle next month who will go on to face Taker at Wrestlemania.

Sweet Jesus, THAT many people bought the Taker DVD?