Use Your Illusion

Simply because a vast amount of people believe in God or the Bible says nothing about the validity or fact of either. I believe they call that 'jumping on the bandwagon' UYI

Refer to my signature.

Pseudoscience and religion relies on some of the following criteria: 1) Has a negative attitude to skepticism 2) Does not require critical thinking 3) Does not require experimental repeatability 4) Does not require tests 5) Does not accept falsifying data that would disprove a hypothesis 6) Uses vague language 7) Relies on anecdotal evidence 8) No self-correction 9) Relies on belief and faith 10) Makes absolute claims 11) Produces no useful knowledge

Implode.

Tommy has again stated that GNR will be touring the *world* at the beginning of 2005 to support Chinese Democracy. Don't get your hopes up, but at least this is coming from someone in the band. UYI

IGN.com has now put up the profile of the new RAW champion, Triple H. 'Charisma = 9' ... UYI

Acclaim did nothing but release Mortal Kombat, if memory serves me correctly. Midway could have gone through just about anyone else and still achieved an identical level of success. I'm afraid I side with Andrew on the 'SF or MK' debate. UYI

Some of you say 'it's better than St.Anger' like it's hard to achieve or something.

At this point, Axl could release 30 minutes of him making farting noises and I'd still buy it. And love it. UYI

He's doing his darndest at maintaining whatever interest there is left in the general public in regards to Chinese Democracy. He just needs Axl to actually deliver. UYI

Rumours on several GNR boards is that February 2005 is the set release date for the album. Of course, this is after speculation that November of this year was the release month fell through. Just a little patience. UYI

And you thought Triple H was bad...

Australia is *still* on repeats of Wild Force. What's the name of the Red Ranger in that one? Whomever he is, he can't act and I fucking hate him. UYI

Oh yes, we should all listen to Mr. Manson, king of cool, who will ruin...er, I mean cover Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus", and who's Anti-Christ act was dull from day one IMO, and who would do anything for attention. You're a moron. Sorry if I offended you with the fact that I don't like Mr. Manson. I don't want to piss anyone off, I'm just saying my opinion. It's cool to not like him, that's your thing. However, since you do not claim to be a fan, then I highly doubt you own any of his albums or own any of his DVDs/seen interviews etc. Manson is so beyond the 'shock rock' genre it isn't even funny, and anyone who has even remotely followed his work would know he is a brilliant song writer and performer.

Oh yes, we should all listen to Mr. Manson, king of cool, who will ruin...er, I mean cover Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus", and who's Anti-Christ act was dull from day one IMO, and who would do anything for attention. You're a moron.

This one seems to of been forgotten by time: Scene - In Your House: Good Friends, Better Enemies Match - Razor Ramon vs Vader - Razor's final PPV match in the WWF Circumstance - Razor enters the ring, music playing, and proceeds to do his famous pose with the pyro shooting off behind him. McMahon - "OOKING GOOD, MAMMA, OOKING GOOD". Yes, he said that. UYI

Guns N' Roses, Van Halen & Michael Jackson are my three favourite 80's performers/bands. To even mention the 80's and not highlight Michael Jackson should be punishable by death. UYI

Austin's "It hurt like a BASTARD" is my favourite so far. Austin was king was 2001. UYI

Kaientai interupt the Holly's X-Mas celebration: Molly - Wait on a minute here, are you guys challenging us? TAKA: (with his dubbed voice-over) You are correct silly, apple pie eating, American girl! UYI

Just an update: Heihatchi, to the surprise of no-one, isn't dead at all. Yep. That's him. UYI EDIT: Should that not come up, go here http://www.tekkenzaibatsu.com/images/news/...-30/notdead.jpg

'You got a glass jawed toothache Of a mental disease And they be runnin' round back See 'em line up on their knees' GNR - 'Garden of Eden' Even though it isn't the actual opening line, 'I bet you say that to all the boys' is pretty immortal in the Meatloaf world, too. UYI

Andy Bogard (Fatal Fury, KOF) Cyber Ninja (Metal Gear Solid) Donatello (TMNT) Galford (Samurai Shodown) Guy (Final Fight, Street Fighter) Hanzo (Samurai Shodown) Han Zo Mon (WCW/nWo Revenge) Ibuki (SF3) Joe Musashi (The CLASSIC Shinobi) Kagemaru (Virtua Fighter) Leonardo (TMNT) Michaelangelo (TMNT) Psylocke (X-Men) Raphael (TMNT) Scorpion (MK series) Sub-Zero (MK series) Strider Hiryu Takashi (Shadow Dancer) Vega (SFII) Yagyu Ranzou (Double Dragon III) UYI

I didn't know there were Australians that actually gave two fucks. I'm voting Howard, only because I have to and Lathom is a fucking tool. Follow my lead, kids. UYI

His match with Chavo is about forty times worse than it had any right to be. It was decent, but for EDDIE vs CHAVO it was rather disappointing. UYI

Ugh, this just further justifies my hatred for ECW. I'm glad that worthless 'company' tanked. UYI