Use Your Illusion

Why wouldn't you just throw the damn thing in the tank with the snake while it's still alive?

Taker needs to 'resurrect' deceased wrestlers to 'return from the grave' to do his bidding and attack Kane. Oh SURE, you're all thinking 'That's fucking repulsive UYI, you sick fuck', but as if you wouldn't watch. UYI - Untapped genius.

Well, if they did do Vince & Bischoff, at least the promo video for it would fucking rock. God bless WWE production. UYI

Jake - "I HAD A SNAKE!?!?!??!?!?!?!"

Why does Shawn's character want the title anyway? He came back from his back injury and won the World title proving he could still go yadda yadda. What would doing it again prove? It'd be a far cry from his WMXII win and the WWE should certainly be playing the emotional victory card for the end of the show... Oh, I totally agree with you. From a character stand-point, Shawn has accomplished everything he set for himself upon his return, not to mention already having two shots at Triple H. Of course he was royally screwed out of his first 'win', but he had a perfectly fair opportunity to beat Helmsley at the Rumble and just couldn't get it done. It's just the huge inner-HBK mark in me that wants to see this, but I know it isn't right for business. UYI

To be perfectly honest with you all, after the way Benoit has acted and been recieved since arriving on RAW...I'm really not too keen on him winning the belt. I'd much prefer Shawn to go over, myself. UYI

I should know this considering how big a fan of the MK series I was back in the day, but how did Sheeva die? UYI

Because maybe he got Bret to agree to be there?? There will obviously be a ton more buys for WM if he announces he'll be there instead of just having him show up as a surprise. Bullshit. Bret was never a huge draw to begin with, and to suggest he would be now, after spending 4 years out of the wrestling spotlight, is ridiculous. My money is on Vince annoucing the big 'dream match' for WM - Lesnar vs Goldberg. UYI

Remember last time I went down this road? Yeah, almost banned. UYI

You're asking Vince to listen to his fans. Good luck. UYI

To be honest, I quite liked it. I'm unsure if you'll remember this one in particular, Venger, but the last episode I saw was of this monster that would take the photos of innocent people, thus causing them to turn invisible. Taylor also ended up taking the brunt of one of the monsters attacks and, of course, everyone else made a valiant attempt to save her. Although I thought the monster was pretty half-assed, I really got into all the new costumes and weapons etc. I really like the Zords in this series as well and Alyssa's already the coolest ranger on the show in my book. Obviously, it can only go down from here judging from your analysis of the show, and I'm aware of how big a fan you are of the PR series. And thanks, DR, for the awesome link, I owe you one. UYI

AC/DC - 6 Aerosmith - 10 Alice Cooper - 2 Anthrax - 1 Black Sabbath - 4 Blue Öyster Cult - 1 Deep Purple - 2 Guns N' Roses - 6 Iced Earth - 2 Iron Maiden - 9 Jimi Hendrix Experience - 2 Judas Priest - 2 Kiss - 5 Led Zeppelin - 4 Megadeth - 2 Mercyful Fate - 1 Metallica - 22 Mötley Crüe - 2 Motörhead - 5 Ozzy Osbourne - 6 Pantera - 1 Queen - 2 Quiet Riot - 1 Skid Row - 1 Slayer - 3 Testament - 1 Thin Lizzy - 1 Twisted Sister - 1 Van Halen - 4 Whitesnake - 1 ---------------------- Some of the higher numbers for Metallica include bootlegs. UYI

Well...teacher in training. I'm only 19. UYI

Then why don't you offer something contructive instead of playing the pretentiousness card. UYI - TSM resident teacher

Unfortunately I've not been able to find any air time for here in Australia. I did try and contact ABC Family, however could not find any means to do so. 'Tis a shame, considering our cable provider here has only just started showing the Wild Force series. UYI

Anyone heard anything from this album? I heard 'Mono' just today and thought it was a pretty rockin' tune, however Courtney sounded a little out of breath at certain times during the song. Anyone got the album? Reviews/opinions? UYI

Okay, well name me one person in the history of the company that has drawn huge as a babyface champion while only recieving mediocre pops? Would you put your title belt on someone the fans go apeshit for or for someone they seemingly feel forced to cheer for judging from their apathetic reaction? I know what I'd do. UYI I only know of two men in the history of the company that have drawn HUGE dollars. Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin. Yes they got gigantic pops. But I was pointing out that pops don't exactly equal money as is proved with HBK and Hogan's last run. Maybe Benoit will be the first to draw with an apathetic pop as it's been proven that he draws in viewers with a mediocre mid card push. Doubt it. Wishful thinking, maybe, but no champion who recieves the reactions he gets is going to draw anything significant. I hope he proves me wrong, but logically it just doesn't work that way. UYI

From what I can gather, it may not have Snake in it either. It's supposedly set in the 1960's, meaning Snake wouldn't even be alive. Therefore the 'Snake' we've seen in the screenshots and videos released by Konami is actually Big Boss, the man Snake is an identical clone of. You never know with Hideo Kojima though, for all we know we'll end up playing as a wild gorilla in the Amazon jungle. UYI

And yet we still question the idea of having these three as the Wrestlemania ME? Sounds like the fans want to see this match to me. stupidest thing Ive read today... HBK wasnt scheduled to be involved...just shows up and mooches onto a HHH vs. Benoit contract segment. How does that show the audience is interested in HBK-Benoit-HHH? The crowd seemed to die just a bit as it dragged along, and ratings went down after the contract swerve. You really need to give 'thought' a try there duder No, if the segment drew it's because of the tension between HBK and Benoit that's been pushed for the last two weeks. And don't forget HHH's awesome heel promo that carried through most of the segment. That promo hasn't recieved the credit it rightfully deserves. That was easily the best promo I've heard this year, if not in the past 6 months. Really, really awesome. UYI

Okay, well name me one person in the history of the company that has drawn huge as a babyface champion while only recieving mediocre pops? Would you put your title belt on someone the fans go apeshit for or for someone they seemingly feel forced to cheer for judging from their apathetic reaction? I know what I'd do. UYI

You're quite passionate about Miss Love, arn't you, CWM?

You mean the fact that they've been CHEERING him? Not that he's getting Cena-size pops, but still. How fucking loud's the crowd gotta be, Vince? Very loud, considering he'll be carrying the World Title. Benoit's great and all, he's just not as over with the marks as say, Shawn Michaels, is. It will be very interesting to see how this all plays out. UYI SO... Should we expect Vince to put the strap on Cena? If Cena sells tickets then absolutely. UYI

Whether marks suck or not isn't the point. Marks are the majority, and who they cheer for and pay money to see is all that matters. Pity us smarks take up 0.00001 of the community. I do see your frustration, though. UYI

Well shit. What he said. UYI