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You mean the fact that they've been CHEERING him? Not that he's getting Cena-size pops, but still. How fucking loud's the crowd gotta be, Vince? Very loud, considering he'll be carrying the World Title. Benoit's great and all, he's just not as over with the marks as say, Shawn Michaels, is. It will be very interesting to see how this all plays out. UYI

Oh GOD, I had forgotten all about that as well. What's worse? I had family members in the room with me while I was watching it that hate everything about wrestling. Here I am, using the old 'well if a football player broke his leg mid-match, he wouldn't have to carry on until the finish, so who's the REAL man here?" argument, which is working, then VINCE AND SHANE start busting a move. Never lived that one down. UYI

I know this has nothing to do with his annoucing, but I picked up the Foley DVD the other day and had erased Vince's horrible dancing moves from my mind until I watched the Funker/Foley hardcore match from RAW IS WAR. You could tell Austin was trying so hard not to burst into tears. UYI

Pardon me, I should have made my self more clear, thanks so much for pointing that out to me, I really appreciate it, I completely forgot that 8 is under 10. We all make mistakes, kiddo. UYI

I think this is following the recent trend in trying to re-hash old fads. Ninja Turtles has returned to their early, original comic-book origins. He-Man has been re-created with the original storyline strongly in place. Power Rangers are returning to their old concept of dinosaurs as Zords etc. The storyline has basically been the same throughout though, so that makes little difference here. UYI

Dames is insane for intrusting any form of board power to Loss, it's fucking suicide.

But we wern't insulting one another. Way to pick your moderators, Dames. UYI

Vader vs Razor, Good Friends Better Enemies: Razor does his taunt/pose with pyro... Vince: "OOKING GOOD MAMA, OOKING GOOD!" Ahem. UYI

Um, that was hardly a flame. You're taking this moderator thing to unheard of anal-levels and it's getting pathetic really fast. But whatever. UYI

Unlike Edge, CC, Chavo has never been given an opportunity to shine in any way. His ultra-hot feud with Eddie was cut tragically short, it was headed in the right direction at the Rumble, but there was just not enough time for it to develop. It is unfair to compare Chavo to Edge in that manner. Besides, Chavo has proven towards the end of WCW that he is more than worthy of his praise, carrying the Cruiserweight division on his back until the death of WCW. UYI

It's because I'm always right, isn't it?

I applaud your counter-argument

RVD's heat went south when people realised he is a repetitive, boring, over-rated piece of crap. HHH did his part in exposing that, but he isn't soley responsible for Van Dam being the way he is. UYI

Did Vince re-hire Brutus or something? Do I need to be the prick who says this doesn't belong here? That was a rhetorical question, before I'm bombarded by smartass remarks. UYI

Austin's right. SD! is fucking dead. Say Guerrero wins at NWO and then goes on to beat Angle. Who does he face then? Cena? Rhyno? Big Show? None of them interest me as they have either been done or the challenger would simply not be up to a World title match (i.e. Rhyno or Cena). UYI

FOX8 did show TNA highlights free of charge, however that has been over-run by their new weekend kids morning show featuring Spiderman, Hulk, Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers and The Simpsons. I'm ALL FOR that change, baby. Fuck TNA. UYI

One poster doesn't speak for them all, JN. I've never liked Edge and fail to see him as anything past a mediocre midcarder, and he should stay that way. He only ever has great matches when he is in the ring with guys who can make him look good, such as Guerrero, Angle, Lesnar etc. Those guys are capable of making BIG SHOW look great, so making Edge look like the next Bret Hart isn't too much of a stretch for them. Plus his brand of humour is borderline retarded, leaving me wanting to gore my brains out with a screwdriver most of the time. Just doesn't do it for me. UYI

God, this is sad. UYI

I highly doubt Taker/Kane or Guerrero/Angle will close the show. My money is on the triple threat match, or if they go the 2-Title match WMX route, whomever wins their respective matches. Brock/Goldberg will be second last. UYI

Diesel was a draw? Last I checked he was the least drawing Champion EVER in WWF. Yeah he was, IN THE WWF. Frank was talking about WCW, and Nash, as apart of the awesome new World order angle, drew shitloads. No one I've met has ever said he'd of been able to do that on his own though, so I do see your point. Bret drew shit all in WCW, but the way he was booked didn't exactly focus on his strengths (i.e. running Bret for the fucking United States title when he should of gone straight into a feud with Hogan) UYI

Care to post that email here? Oh, and if this actually is true, I hope Helmsley kills Edge out of the gates. UYI

My old moonwalker avatar shits all over that.

*marks out for Rob's old avatar*

Is anyone else NOT scared of the Alabama Slam? He needs a real finisher that reflects his origin, such as the Wifekiller 6000. UYI

Use Your Illusion's Random Fact of the Day: In the first Star Wars film, Luke Skywalker was originally going to be called Luke Starkiller. ...well it's more entertaining than anything else going on at the moment. UYI