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-Tha Puerto Rican promo about OAOAST School's Out 2008 -And I want the main event. Although, I probably won't have it in today.

Place this just *right* before the main event, please. kthxbye The camera cuts to the OAOAST School's Out 2008 interview set where Tha Puerto Rican is standing by with Josh Matthews. The crowd cheers really loudly. Tha Puerto Rican is in his wrestling attire and is holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his left shoulder. Sunglasses on his face, Tha Puerto Rican is the personification of cool as he paces back and forth waiting for Josh Matthews to start the interview. JOSH MATTHEWS Well P.R., we are just moments away from a historic moment in your career. Your first ever One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Championship defense. And you will be defending the Title that you worked so hard to get against not one, but TWO men in one match. How do you feel as you head into this match knowing that you have two men gunning for your Titl-- Tha Puerto Rican puts his right hand in front of Josh Matthews' face. The crowd cheers loudly. THA PUERTO RICAN At long last...after all this time...THE CHAMP IS HERE IN ALBANY! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The crowd cheers. The camera cuts to several PRL signs in the crowd. One fan has drawn a really nice picture of Tha Puerto Rican in markers. THA PUERTO RICAN And so here we are. School's Out 2008. The main event! 3 men. 1 Title. MY Title. The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! 3 men want it, only 1 man gets to have it. But it seems as though, over the past 2 months, the focus hasn't been on the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, but on the saga of Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez. The crowd cheers for the mention of Todd Cortez. THA PUERTO RICAN (CONT'D) First they're friends, then they are enemies, then they're friends again. Then they're enemies, then they are still enemies but they are in the same group. I lost track somewhere but apparently they became friends again, then enemies once more, then friends who are enemies depending on what day it is. Then Todd Cortez wants to buy Landon Maddix a box of chocolate. Then Landon Maddix wants to tickle Todd Cortez's nipples. WHO GIVES A CRAP IF THEY'RE FRIENDS OR NOT!? COACH I care. THA PUERTO RICAN And it seems as if everyone wants to know what they will do in tonight's Triple Threat Match. Will Landon Maddix and Todd Cortez try to work together? Will they duke it out amongst themselves? To be perfectly honest, whether those two work together or fight amongst themselves, the match will end the same way: with Tha Puerto Rican laying the smacketh down on BOTH of their roody poo candy asses and having his first of MANY SUCCESSFUL Title defenses! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" THA PUERTO RICAN You see, this match is not about Todd Cortez. It's not about Landon Maddix. It ain't even about me! But it IS about what I have over my left shoulder. And that is the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! And maybe those two jabronies will stop hating each other for a second and remember that, otherwise, this match will be easier than I think it will be! So Todd Cortez, the so-called 'Urban Legend', whether you team up or fight Landon Maddix, either way, you are going DOWN at the hands of the most electrifying man in professional wrestling, Tha Puerto Rican and that's the truth, Ruth! The crowd cheers again. THA PUERTO RICAN And as for you, Landon Maddix. Oh, man. Oh Landon. Landon! Landon! Landon! The crowd boos the mention of Landon Maddix. THA PUERTO RICAN Oh Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix. It looks like you've once again found your way into a Title shot that you don't deserve! Oh joy! And I UNINTENTIONALLY helped you get that shot too! Double joy! *Shudders* I had to take 5 showers just to get the dirt off of me after that match! Now, I am sure that you are mighty confident heading into this match. I mean, after all, there's no disqualifications, the Riot Act Plus has been banned, and you HAVE beaten me in Triple Threat Matches before. That last one probably is the most important fact to you, I am sure. However, Landon, old friend, you need a reality check! You see, Tha Puerto Rican that you faced off against last year? Well, that was a different Puerto Rican. An unfocused Puerto Rican. A distracted Puerto Rican. A Puerto Rican whose mouth wrote checks his ass couldn't cash! Well, alot has changed since the last time we fought, and if you need proof of that, just look at what I am holding right now! Ha! Ha! But seriously, Landon, if you for one second think that you have got me scouted right down to the smallest detail because of our matches last summer and fall, then, dude, you have NO IDEA just how wrong you are! Because Tha Puerto Rican of last year is NOT, AND THA PUERTO RICAN MEANS NOT, Tha Puerto Rican that is standing before you right now! THIS Puerto Rican is focused. THIS Puerto Rican is ready. And THIS Puerto Rican is The People's Champion! THIS Puerto Rican is the P.R. Menace! And THIS Puerto Rican is Greatness Personified! And THIS Puerto Rican is gonna whoop your monkey ass all over Albany! The crowd cheers loudly! Tha Puerto Rican is FIRED UP, DAMNIT~! PRL looks straight into the camera. THA PUERTO RICAN Triple Threat Match. OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. Tha Puerto Rican is ready. The crowd is waiting. All the while, Josh Matthews stands off camera masturbating. PRL nudges his head to his left and the camera pans over to Josh Matthews, who is at a loss for words. JOSH MATTHEWS Hey! I wasn't--I--I--I wasn't-- Tha Puerto Rican pulls the camera back to him. THA PUERTO RICAN Do that in your own time, you SICK FREAK! You go play pocket pool somewhere else! Here, let me send you off on your merry way, vamanos! Tha Puerto Rican grabs the microphone from Josh Matthews and shoves him out of the camera shot. J. Math screams as he's shoved off camera. The crowd cheers. PRL adjusts the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his left shoulder and then brings the microphone to his lips. THA PUERTO RICAN Tha Puerto Rican. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix. "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez. Triple Threat Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. The main event of OAOAST School's Out 2008! It don't get any bigger than this! Tha Puerto Rican is ready to walk down The People's Ramp and get into The People's Ring. So, Todd, Landon, I have three simple words for you: JUST BRING IT, BITCHES~! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH That was four words. COLE Shush. Tha Puerto Rican waits for the crowd to quiet down before he continues speaking. THA PUERTO RICAN My dream came true at AngleMania VII. I am living out my dream...and I am not ready for it to end. Tha Puerto Rican tilts his head back, and brings the microphone to his lips. THA PUERTO RICAN THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP...HAS...SPO-KUN~!!! Tha Puerto Rican drops the microphone and does The People's Eyebrow to the camera. "Know Your Role 2000" starts playing. The crowd cheers loudly. Tha Puerto Rican shakes his head, snorts, shakes his head again, and then walks out of the OAOAST School's Out 2008 interview set with the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt still over his left shoulder. COLE Well ladies and gentlemen, the time is now! 3 men! 1 Title! No Disqualifications! 1 fall to a finish! The Riot Act Plus is banned! Triple Threat Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! Tha Puerto Rican defending his newly won Title against Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez! It's the main event of OAOAST School's Out 2008 and it is starting now!

Sounds cool. I'm in.

Yes, I am a Knicks fan. Since I was 6-years-old. I only half paid attention to the crap that's happened to them over the past...7 years now? There is absolutely no hope for them. I just don't see a ray of light ANYWHERE now! The last time they made the playoffs I still lived in New York which feels like ages ago, and even then that team sucked ass and only got in because the Eastern Conference is weak. I want the days of Ewing, Oakley, Starks, Johnson, Childs, and Houston back! I'm pretty sure Derek Harper was a better player than any Knick currently on the roster!

Thanks for reminding me how little I pay attention to the NBA these days. I wish it was 1994 again. Or even 1999.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btFIgIdjvpQ Ultimate Warrior, "Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich and Legion Of Doom promo prior to WWF Survivor Series 1990. Watch as Ultimate Warrior does some aerobics behind his teammates.

Awesome main event King Cucaracha! I liked it alot!

July 18, 1925? Don't you mean July 21, 1997?

I want to do the main event...which may not even be posted today...but still...I want it.

Hey everyone. I'm still alive. I haven't gone M.I.A. or anything, my real life has just been really busy this past month, which always seems to happen every year after WrestleMania since 2006 for some reason. I'm still an active writer so the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship won't be collecting dust. I fully intend on having Tha Puerto Rican have his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign. So no worries about that, Lord willing. Anyway, I've been keeping up with the shows and I'll be sure to read this show real soon. Oh, and 1,000 points for using Miley Cyrus Spectacular and creating a logo for it too! Most excellent work, Patty O'Green!

So did you like this feud? Yes Triple H as heel? Rock as heel? Triple H as a heel. It suited him much better. Which era of the feud did you like best? DX vs. The Nation? McMahon/Helmsley era vs. Rock? This isn't really a fair question for me as I wasn't watching during the DX/Nation feud. But I GREATLY enjoyed the McMahon/Helmsley vs. Rock feud. I enjoyed it alot. Who came out of the feud looking better? Both. They came off as each others' equal. Did one wrestler constantly have to carry the other? Or did both of them work their asses off? Both men made the matches great. They had good chemistry together. What was your favorite match between the two? Backlash 2000. The Rock finally ends Triple H's reign of terror if only for a month. The Judgment Day 2000 Iron Man Match and the SummerSlam 1998: Highway To Hell Ladder Match come close. What is the legacy of this feud? This is the feud that helped the WWF do huge business in 2000. No doubt about that. Triple H had been built up SO well as an unstoppable heel that people were itching for someone to finally stop him. And The Rock just so happened to be that person. The pop Rock got when he finally pinned Triple H at Backlash 2000 was incredible. It was a great moment, one of my favourite moments in wrestling EVER. This feud really made Triple H and The Rock into main eventers, it just took Triple H a little bit longer to get there.

Don't forget the December 14, 1998 edition of RAW IS WAR when Test made his debut, and the January 25, 1999 edition of RAW IS WAR when they fought in the "I Quit!" Match which saw Chyna turn heel and join The Corporation by low blowing Triple H.

-A promo from the NEW OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion Tha Puerto Rican!

For a second there I thought the thread title was Miley Cyrus Spectacular booking. I mis-read the title.

You need to download WinRAR, Jingus. It's like WinZip, but it does rar files too.

Attention everyone. Attention everyone: THE MAIN EVENT HAS BEEN EDITED INTO OAOAST ANGLEMANIA VII!!! I repeat: THE MAIN EVENT OF THA PUERTO RICAN VS. STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK FOR THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WITH VITAMIN X AS THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE HAS BEEN EDITED INTO THE SHOW! So, there it is! It's done! Finished! Finito! Completed! Woooo! I am probably not going to have enough time to do Colombian Heat vs. Spanish Fly in a Crybaby Match for the OAOAST United States Championship this week...maybe I'll get it done by next week. Maybe. But the main event for OAOAST AngleMania VII has been edited into the show now! So you can go ahead and read it and add it to your feedback if you want to! I apologize for the lateness once again. I had hoped that I wouldn't have been late with this one, and I ended up being late with it as usual. Oy vey! I'll try my very best not to be late anymore with ANY of my stuff in the next year! I'll try my very best! I will! Really, I will! Still, the important thing is the main event of OAOAST AngleMania VII has been edited into the show, so we have a (almost) complete show now! YEA!

Oh, and Zack uses the Angle Slam as his "tribute" to you now. In the fed, you and him have developed a mutual respect for each other.

Pretty much anyone is allowed to use him. No one person controls his character really. I've used him, Zack's used him, Tony's used him I think, King Cucaracha's used him, Patty O'Green's (who you might remember as Northstar) used him. He's essentinally the Jack Tunney/James J. Dillion of the OAOAST.

Just to update everyone I am still writing the main event. I'm making this a fucking EPIC! Hey, it's AngleMania and it's the main event, you can forgive me for wanting to make this extra special. I should be done HOPEFULLY by tonight at like 2 a.m. or so, so I just wanted to let you know that it's actually coming unlike my match at the Leap Year Spectacular so to read it when it's edited in.

Aw dang. I'm still working on the main event!

I'll have the main event done by Tuesday night.

The main event has been edited into the show. I don't really expect anyone to do any feedback what with us being so close to OAOAST AngleMania VII (and WWE WrestleMania XXIV too!) and all, but here's the thread for feedback if you want to feedback anyway. This was a good show! Great buildup for the big show! I can't wait until OAOAST AngleMania VII! W00t~!

Whoa! You're back! EDIT: And I bet that you don't know who I am even though I joined the fed in its second year of existence and have been pretty much writing for it non-stop (save for an 8-month break back in 2004) since then.

I know I probably shouldn't ask this question, but what in the hell is "Macho Man" Randy Savage talking about? And "Match-O Man"? How hard is it to pronounce the word "Macho"? And was that "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan doing the "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" in the background? And how could they release this when the singers couldn't even pronounce the most important word right!? Oh, and you can thank Simon Cowell for this.

When I was in 7th Grade (which would be about 2001), I would read Wrestlecrap every Friday afternoon after school. I remember going through the archives alot and reading the same inductions again and again. I was so bummed when RD took down the site, but then he brought it back in a limited form like a year later, and I remember reading it again every Friday. I don't know what happened, but I just stopped going to the site. I can't recall a specific incident that led to it, I just stopped visiting the site. Ashamed too, because it used to be one of my favorite websites when I was 13-years-old (shit, it has been a while!). You're not the only one who says the site has gone downhill, King Kamala Classic. I've heard that from other people too. The Death Of WCW book and the original Wrestlecrap book were really good, though.