Ed Wood Caulfield

-Stephen Joseph Popick promo. I CALL OPENING SEGMENT! -Tha Puerto Rican vs. Vitamin X -Stephen Joseph Popick segment -Stephen Joseph Popick (with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez-Popick) vs. The Mad Cappa I CALL MAIN EVENT!

-A match! -A segment!

The main event is finally in. SOOOOO sorry for the delay everyone! I will try my best to improve on my lateness in the future! I hope you all read it and enjoy it!

That sounds pretty cool. Hope you do come back soon, PK!

Sounds good to me.

Despite having an inkling of it being fake, I always defended wrestling as being real against my cousins who DESPISED wrestling and would always yell, "IT'S FAKE! IT'S FAKE! IT'S FAKE!" Believe it or not, it was that stupid EXPOSED: Wrestling's Secrets Revealed! special that aired on NBC back in November of 1998 that put the final nail in the coffin regarding my belief that professional wrestling was real. That is where I learned about how they did the moves, about blading, and about weapons that break easily. I wondered for years why I never saw a stunt granny on any wrestling show I ever saw. Although that elderly woman who was arguing with "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan because she refused to take off her Sting mask on that WCW Monday Nitro from December 1997 might count, or not.

CREDITS Tony149 Patty O'Green King Cucaracha Ed Wood Caulfield The Man Behind The Curtain Patty O'Green © 2007 OAOAST Entertainment All Rights Reserved Happy New Year Everybody!

*KA-CHING~!* *”Come and take your Vitamin X.” The crowd boos loudly as entrance music they haven’t heard in a long time begins playing, that being “Rhymin’ & Stealin’” by The Beastie Boys. Once the vocals kick in, The Lightning Crew Mobile makes its long awaited return to the OAOAST, driven by Cuban Wall with Vitamin X sitting next to Wall in the front passenger’s seat. Princess Stacey dances seductively on the hood of the car, moving her hips to the hip-hop beat. COACH I haven't seen that since the 1980's, but I am SOOOO glad that The Lightning Crew brought it back! The Lightning Crew Mobile stops next to the entrance ramp, and Cuban Wall and Vitamin X exit the vehicle. Wall and VX high five each other and then raise their hands in the air to loud boos. Cuban Wall pumps his right fist into the air. Princess Stacey slides off the hood of the red lowrider and kisses Vitamin X on the lips. She then hugs her man and nods at Wall. Stacey directs Brains & Brawn to the ring. Dollar signs are superimposed over the entrance ramp. *DING DING DING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with TV time remaining. Introducing first. Coming to the ring at this time. Accompanied to the ring by Princess Stacey Of The Lightning Crew. Representing The Lightning Crew. At a total combined weight of 533 lbs. Cuban Wall. Vitamin X. BRAINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! COLE Brains & Brawn haven’t wrestled as a team in some time, but they have remained active in singles competition. Tonight, on the final HeldDOWN~! main event of 2007, Brains & Brawn look to soften Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa up for Stephen Joseph Popick as we are exactly one week away from the New Year’s Spectacular on January 3rd! COACH PRL and The Mad Cappa have to team up AGAIN tonight, but they can rest easy knowing that next Thursday they can go back to hating each other again! COLE And I’m sure Popick wouldn’t have it any other way! COACH That’s right, Divide And Conquer! That’s Popick’s plan to keep the Title on the New Year’s Spectacular! COLE But whether that plan will work remains to be seen. Vitamin X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle. He taunts some fans at ringside, while Cuban Wall continues his walk to the ring, eyes focused solely on it, a serious expression on his face. COLE Tha Puerto Rican actually SAVED The Mad Cappa earlier tonight, but that doesn’t mean he’s friends with The Mad Cappa now. COACH No sir. And that is exactly why the Triple Threat Match next Thursday is Popick’s for the taking! I mean, think about it. PRL and The Mad Cappa HATE each other! They absolutely DETEST each other’s existence! How can they concentrate on winning the World’s Heavyweight Title when they’re only a few feet away from each other? How? COLE There is A LOT of history between all three men in the match, and it should be quite the memorable contest next Thursday night on the New Year’s Spectacular, our first OAOAST event of the year 2008! Cuban Wall shadowboxes a little bit, while Vitamin X continues jawing with the fans. Cuban Wall climbs onto the ring apron and enters the ring via the top ring rope. VX, meanwhile, hops onto a second turnbuckle, and then crosses his arms into a “X”. While X does this, Cuban Wall just stands in the middle of the ring, giving the fans a cold hard stare while “Rhymin’ & Stealin’” continues playing over the P.A. system. Princess Stacey taunts the fans who are ogling her, telling them that they’re never gonna get it. COLE And as we say goodbye to 2007, you gotta mention the fact that 2007 was a memorable, an incredible year for The Lightning Crew. Three new members, their leader was kicked out, a new leader replaced him, titles were won, hearts were broken, people were beaten. This might be The Lightning Crew’s best year to date! COACH Oh absolutely! No doubt! The Lightning Crew was on FIRE from the beginning of 2007! That’s 365 days of awesomeness right there! Vitamin X hops off of the second turnbuckle and into the ring. X, Wall, and Princess Stacey all stand in the middle of the ring while spotlights shine on them. They all look at each other…and do The Lightning Crew Salute to LOUD boos from the crowd! Afterwards, VX receives a kiss from Princess Stacey while Cuban Wall jaws with the fans. COLE 2007 was a memorable year for everyone involved in this match-up, including Princess Stacey, who started the year off by turning on her then-boyfriend Colombian Heat and siding with Vitamin X and The Lightning Crew. COACH A great moment in Stacey’s life! And a horrible moment in Colombian Heat’s life, topped only, I think, by Spanish Fly turning on him and joining The Lightning Crew too! Heat lost his girlfriend AND his best friend to The Lightning Crew IN THE SAME YEAR! It’d be awesome if it weren’t so sad and pathetic. COLE Colombian Heat bounced back though, winning the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles with Spanish Fly, the OAOAST 24/7 Championship AND becoming the first United States Champion in OAOAST history! COACH He hasn’t defended the belt in over 30 days. The OAOAST Championship Committee should look into that. COLE Anyway, Vitamin X won Princess Stacey’s ‘love’, if you can call it that, and then proceeded to feud with the legendary Caboose, culminating in a brutal, barbaric, but unforgettable Falls Count Anywhere Match against the two-time former World Heavyweight Champion on the special Saturday night edition of OAOAST Syndicated back on April 28th. COACH Vitamin X made his mark on the business by beating Caboose BY HIMSELF. Without any help from The Lightning Crew at all! COLE That, unfortunately, cannot be denied. COACH Yeah. Then X disappeared until School’s Out when he showed up dressed as Caboose! BRILLIANT! COLE Yes, Vitamin X and The Lightning Crew helped Tha Puerto Rican defeat Bohemoth in that hellacious Hell In A Cell Match for the Golden Contract back in May at School’s Out. And Bohemoth, by the way, lost the OAOAST 24/7 Title to Cuban Wall at AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone, right in the middle of the Money In The Bank Over The Top Rope Battle Royal! COACH Cuban Wall lost the Money In The Bank Over The Top Rope Battle Royal, but he STILL left AngleMania VI with a title in his hands…until that punk Colombian Heat STOLE IT from him in three seconds! COLE That’s right, Colombian Heat became 24/7 Champion for the first time back in July by defeating Cuban Wall in less than 5 seconds! 3 to be exact! The bell rung, the ref counted the fall, and it was over! COACH IT WAS THAT DAMN ‘PIMP CANE‘! THAT CANE SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE OAOAST FOREVER! COLE Coach, that was months ago. That was in the past. Calm down. COACH I’m calm knowing The Lightning Crew has got Colombian Heat running scared now! The Badd Boyz my ass! PRL and Heat are at The Lightning Crew’s mercy! COLE Things have been hectic around here this past month or so, and it looks like the chaos will only continue as the calendar switches from 2007 to 2008! Cuban Wall heads to a second turnbuckle and raises his hands into the air. The crowd boos. Wall then gets off the second turnbuckle and does some shadowboxing for a little bit. Meanwhile, Vitamin X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle and dances (rather badly) with Princess Stacey. COLE Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa team up for the second week in a row, knowing that next Thursday they have to collide with Popick over the World Heavyweight Title! Can they keep focus on the task at hand? COACH While last week might make me think otherwise, I still believe they will duke it out real, real soon. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Vitamin X asks Cuban Wall to dance with him. Wall shakes his head no. VX keeps pestering Wall to dance. Wall threatens to punch VX in the face. That stops X’s pestering. “Rhymin’ & Stealin’” by The Beastie Boys dies down. COLE Here is a match that we thought we would never see, but it is coming up in just a few moments right here LIVE on the final HeldDOWN~! of 2007! COACH Princess Stacey looks so hot right now. COLE Ugh. Here we go again. Cuban Wall removes his sunglasses and gold chain from around his neck and hands them over to a ringside attendant. Vitamin X also removes his sunglasses and hands them over to a ringside attendant. Brains & Brawn look to the entrance. The crowd is buzzing in anticipation for the good guys’ entrances. COACH What? It’s the truth! She gets hotter and hotter every single day! Imagine how hot she’ll be by the end of 2008! COLE Hopefully you won’t have a job here by the end of 2008. COACH What was that? COLE Nothing. COACH That’s right! It better had been nothing! COLE *Sigh* “THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP…” *DUN DUN* “…IS…” *DUN* “…HERE!” The lights go down in the arena and spotlights circle around and around as “Know Your Role 2000” brings the crowd to its collective feet. The entrance doors slide open, and Tha Puerto Rican quickly saunters out, with the crowd cheering even louder than before! PR stops on the entrance stage to look at all of his adoring fans, and then makes his way down the entrance ramp with Brains & Brawn staring at him and PRL doing likewise. BUFFER And their opponents. First. Coming to the ring at this time. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. Weighing in at 220 lbs. He is one-half of The Badd Boyz. THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN! COLE Tha Puerto Rican started the year off as one-half of the HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions with Stephen Joseph Popick. And now next Thursday night, he will face that very man in a Triple Threat Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship, and the third man in that match is Tha Puerto Rican’s partner tonight! COACH What a difference a year makes, right? PRL went from being something to nothing. COLE He has the fans’ respect now. COACH So? He still doesn’t have the World Heavyweight Title. COLE That might change in one week, Coach! COACH Still. Another year without a World Title. Sad, really. PRL adjusts his elbow pads and makes sure to talk some trash on his two former allies as he continues his walk to the ring. COLE Tha Puerto Rican is the former leader of The Lightning Crew, a position now held by Stephen Joseph Popick since November 29th of this year. COACH But planned since September of this year according to Popick. COLE The Lightning Crew stunned Tha Puerto Rican, stunned us all by turning their back on their leader for the past four years and siding with Popick, the man who, at one time, proclaimed that PRL was his ’Corporate Champion’. COACH PRL was never corporate material anyway. COLE You say that now? After rooting for him endlessly for over a year or so? COACH Popick made me see the light! PRL is nothing without The LC! COLE But if he wins the World Title next week, he’ll be something all right! COACH That’s ’IF’, Cole. The keyword is ’IF’. And knowing PRL’s history in World Title matches, that ’IF’ might always be an ’IF’ if you know what I’m saying. COLE Who knows what might happen? Remember, No Disqualification, No Countouts, anything goes! THERE MUST BE A WINNER next Thursday night in the Triple Threat Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title! P.R. looks at the crowd and gives them The People’s Eyebrow. He then walks around ringside with Brains & Brawn staring at him. X has a cocky smirk on his face. Princess Stacey taunts PRL from inside the ring. Tha Puerto Rican bends down. Cuban Wall and Vitamin X get into their fighting stances. COLE Vitamin X and Cuban Wall, two charter members of The Lightning Crew, about to do battle with their former boss. Wall for the second week in a row, X for the first time EVER! COACH People have always said that Vitamin X was the breakout star of The Lightning Crew. Now it’s X’s chance to prove it, and against the former leader to boot! PRL slides into the ring. Brains & Brawn and Princess Stacey exit the ring. Wall and Vitamin X corner Tha Puerto Rican from the outside of the ring. PR dares the two to “JUST BRING IT!” COACH They’re cornering him! COLE Why? Another Lightning Crew plan? COACH I guess so, Mikey! Cuban Wall and VX enter the ring. Cuban Wall is standing next to PRL on his left, and Vitamin X is standing next to PRL on his right. The crowd boos. COLE He’s all alone! PRL is in a bad way here! COACH Get ‘im! Get ‘im! Hurt him! Hurt him! Vitamin X and Wall inch closer and closer to Tha Puerto Rican. Closer they come. Closer…closer…closer…Tha Puerto Rican hits Vitamin X with a Rock-style punch to the temple! “Know Your Role 2000” dies down. PR continues hitting VX with The Rock-style punches as the crowd cheers! COLE And Tha Puerto Rican in control of Vitamin X! COACH The bell hasn’t even rung yet! Cuban Wall grabs PRL from behind and beats on him! Vitamin X joins in with right hands of his own! Brains & Brawn have PRL trapped in a turnbuckle corner and beat on him! COACH Ha! Ha! They got him again! COLE It’s 2-on-1! Tha Puerto Rican’s partner, The Mad Cappa, hasn’t even arrived yet! COACH If he’s smart, he’ll stay in the back. Save himself for next Thursday. He doesn’t even like the guy! Why help him? COLE As a way to repaid him for helping him earlier? COACH Nah. Cuban Wall punches P.R. while Vitamin X stomps a mudhole in him! Princess Stacey applauds her team while the crowd boos. *1, 2, 3! Hit it!* The opening trumpet blare causes the crowd to stand up and cheer loudly! “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)” by DJ Kool starts playing. Red spotlights fly all over the arena while strobe lights appear over, under and around the AngleTron. The entrance doors slide open, and The Mad Cappa power walks down the entrance ramp, not stopping to dance this week. COLE The Mad Cappa has arrived! COACH All right! Here we go! Vitamin X exits the ring to meet up with Mad Cappa on the entrance ramp! X charges forward…right into a clothesline from The Mad Cappa! COACH Oh no! Vitamin X gets up…and gets clotheslined back down again! Cappa picks Vitamin X up and punches him in the face! He does it again several times, causing Vitamin X to stumble around the ringside area. COLE The Mad Cappa going to work on Vitamin X, the man who joined The Lightning Crew the night Cappa’s larynx was crushed! COACH Crushed by Tha Puerto Rican, his PARTNER tonight! WTF? “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)“ by DJ Kool dies down. The Mad Cappa continues punching Vitamin X causing him to stumble around ringside. Princess Stacey can only look on with concern on her face as Cappa grabs Prince Vitamin and slams his face onto a ring post! COACH Oh no! The royal face! COLE The Prince is in trouble now! COACH Unhand him you PEASANT! You’re a commoner! You shouldn’t touch royalty! Cappa grabs Vitamin X by his hair and picks him up, slamming X’s face on the top ring step! X collapses onto a barricade. Meanwhile, Tha Puerto Rican slides out of the ring. Mad Cappa slides into the ring and grabs Cuban Wall so that he can start beating him in the face repeatedly! Referee Mike Chioda calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* THA PUERTO RICAN AND THE MAD CAPPA vs. BRAINS & BRAWN (with Princess Stacey) Cuban Wall hits Cappa with an uppercut! This causes Cappa to stagger. Cappa bounces off the ropes, right into another right hand from Wall! Cappa bounces off the ropes again, right into another right hand from Wall, causing The Capster to drop to the mat! COLE Those right hands from the 6’7” 285 pound Cuban Wall rocking The Mad Cappa right now! PRL heads to his team’s corner. As he does this, Cuban Wall picks The Mad Cappa up and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. Cuban Wall goes for a clothesline…The Mad Cappa ducks…bounces off the ropes…charges forward…Lou Thesz Press! COLE Lou Thesz Press from Cappa! Cappa gets on top of Wall and pummels him with right hands! COLE The Mad Cappa having his way with Cuban Wall! Cappa then gets up, charges forward, and bounces off the ropes, running forward so that he can drop a double axehandle onto Cuban Wall’s face! Cappa covers Wall. 1... 2... VITAMIN X BREAKS UP THE COVER! COLE And The X-Man coming in just in the nick of time! COACH Thank God! Thank goodness. Vitamin X picks Cappa up and punches *him* in the face now. The crowd boos loudly, hating the fact that The X-Man is on offense now. “X’S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!* “X’S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!* “X’S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!* “X’S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!* COACH He is not! He’s manhandling Mad Cappa right now! COLE I wouldn’t say ‘manhandling’, but he is in control, that is true. Vitamin X starts jukin’ and jivin’, further irritating the crowd. VX punches Cappa in the face. He does it again. X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, and then punches Cappa in the face a third time, knocking him down to the mat! VITAMIN X BOO-YAH~! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE X receiving no love from these fans. COACH Peasants. All of them. Peasants. Cappa crawls on the mat, so Vitamin X drags Cappa over to a neutral corner and stomps a mudhole in him. X taunts Tha Puerto Rican, but Tha Puerto Rican just sneers. X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle and laughs evilly at PRL, but that stops when The Mad Cappa comes charging out from the turnbuckle corner with a clothesline! “YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Vitamin X gets up, so Mad Cappa starts punching him in the face again. The punches take X to a neutral corner, where The Mad Cappa grabs X’s left wrist and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle corner--NO!--Vitamin X reverses the whip and Cappa hits the turnbuckle back-first HARD! Cappa stumbles out of the turnbuckle, into a clothesline from Vitamin X--NO!--Cappa ducks the clothesline… KICK WHAM BUST A CA-- NO!!! Vitamin X shoves The Mad Cappa off of him into the ropes. SPEAR~! COLE Spear! Spear from Vitamin X! COACH All right X! He caught him! Cappa never saw it coming! Princess Stacey applauds her man. VX stomps on Mad Cappa for a little bit, and then picks him up by his hair, putting him in a front facelock, followed by putting Cappa’s left arm over his head, grabbing Cappa’s baggy style loose jeans and giving him a snap suplex back onto the mat! PRINCESS STACEY All right, X! WOOOOO! COACH I’m sure Princess Stacey had a very Merry Christmas! COLE I’m sure she did. I’m sure Stacey got the best gifts money can buy, the little golddigger. COACH How rude! And it’s PRINCESS Stacey to you, commoner! X gets up and taunts the fans. He then takes a few steps back and charges forward, jumping up and down onto Mad Cappa’s face with a right knee--MAD CAPPA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! COLE Nobody home for Vitamin X there! COACH His royal knees are hurt! Cappa is up and is attacking Vitamin X. He gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. Cappa puts his head down, so Vitamin X kicks Cappa in the face, and then bounces off the ropes with a clothesline knocking Mad Cappa down! COLE And just like that, Vitamin X is back in control of The Mad Cappa! COACH Where he will remain for the rest of this match-up! X goes for the cover. 1... 2... LEFT SHOULDER UP!!! Princess Stacey mouths, “DAMNIT!” Prince Vitamin trash talks Cappa and then punches him in the face several times before taking him over to a neutral turnbuckle corner and slamming Cappa’s face on the top turnbuckle pad. VX pounds away on Cappa in the corner while the crowd boos. “MAD CAP-PA!” “MAD CAP-PA!” “MAD CAP-PA!” “MAD CAP-PA!” COLE The crowd trying to bring Mad Cappa back to life! Tha Puerto Rican has yet to enter this match officially! COACH He wants some of The X-Man? He can get some too! COLE Uh-huh. Sure. COACH Shut up. Vitamin X switches between punching and kicking The Mad Cappa in the corner. “KILL THE X-MAN!” *CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!* “KILL THE X-MAN!” *CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!* “KILL THE X-MAN!” *CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!* “KILL THE X-MAN!” *CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!* X tells the crowd to “SHUT UP!” He taunts Tha Puerto Rican some more, and then puts The Mad Cappa in a front facelock. X puts Cappa’s left arm over his head, grabs Cappa’s baggy style loose jeans and seats Mad Cappa on the top turnbuckle. Prince Vitamin punches Mad Cappa in the face some more. COLE Vitamin X doing a good job of softening up The Mad Cappa for Stephen Joseph Popick! COACH And a damn good job at that! Now just take care of Tha Puerto Rican and we’re all set! Vitamin X continues punching Cappa, causing Cappa to nearly fall off of the turnbuckle and onto the floor. Luckily, X grabs Cappa’s long white T-shirt to stop him from falling. VX then climbs the second turnbuckle, punches Cappa in the stomach, and then puts him in a front facelock again, putting Cappa’s left arm over his head and grabbing Cappa’s baggy style loose jeans again. Suddenly, Mad Cappa starts punching Vitamin X in his ribs! The crowd cheers! COLE This capacity crowd coming to life! The Mad Cappa hammering back! Cappa keeps hitting VX in the ribs, and then finishes with a headbutt, causing VX to lose his balance and fall to the mat! As Vitamin X gets up, The Mad Cappa stands on the second turnbuckle…and jumps off, hitting Vitamin X with a double axehandle on the way down! COLE And he caught him! The Mad Cappa catches Vitamin X with that double axehandle! COACH Get up, X! Get up! The Mad Cappa picks Vitamin X up by his hair and drags him over to his corner where he makes the tag to Tha Puerto Rican. “YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE And now Tha Puerto Rican in this match for the first time tonight! COACH What are you waiting for, X? Stop playing possum! Attack! Attack! ATTACK! Cappa holds Vitamin X so that Tha Puerto Rican can punch him in the stomach! PR attacks VX with Rock-style punches to the temple! COLE Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa working as a unit once again! COACH I can’t believe it! The Rock-style punches take Vitamin X over to a neutral turnbuckle corner. But X fires back with a scratch to the eyes! Prince Vitamin grabs Puerto as he’s covering his eyes and takes him over to the Brains & Brawn corner where Cuban Wall is waiting with his right foot resting on the top ring rope, a foot which PRL meets a few seconds later. X makes the tag to Cuban Wall. COLE Brains & Brawn in control of one of the men who will meet Stephen Joseph Popick next Thursday on the New Year’s Spectacular! COACH And it’s on free TV, so you cheap bastards out there have no excuse not to watch it! “P.R.!” “P.R.!” “P.R.!” “P.R.!” Cuban Wall taunts Tha Puerto Rican. Tha Puerto Rican responds with a flying clothesline knocking Cuban Wall down! P.R. then starts stomping on Wall with his shaky leg kicks! COLE Tha Puerto Rican, The People’s Champion, stomping on the 6’7” 285 pound Cuban Wall with the crowd 100% behind him! Wall gets up, so PRL punches him in the face! He does it a few more times, and then whips Cuban Wall into the opposite ropes. PR puts his head down, so Cuban Wall kicks PRL in the face HARD! PR stumbles, Wall scoops P.R. up…and brings him down to the mat with a Death Valley Driver! COLE Oh my! A Death Valley Driver from Cuban Wall to Tha Puerto Rican! COACH Beautiful! Beautiful! Wall goes for the cover! 1... 2... KICK OUT!!! COLE Only a two count! P.R., despite being beaten by Cuban Wall, still has some fight left in him! Wall waits for Tha Puerto Rican to get up. When he does, Wall strikes with an uppercut, knocking PRL down to the mat again! CW picks P.R.L. up again, and gives him a headbutt knocking him back down to the mat! Wall picks Tha Puerto Rican up and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. Wall puts his head down, so PRL stops in his tracks, grabs Wall, hooks him up, and delivers a Double-Armed DDT on the big man! COLE And Tha Puerto Rican planted Cuban Wall! Hook of the leg! 1... 2... 3!!! VITAMIN X KICKS PRL IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! COLE And Vitamin X makes the save again! COACH The X-Man helping his buddy out! COLE And he’s doing it against a former buddy! Both PRL and Cuban Wall slowly get up. COLE Cuban Wall and PRL slow to get to their feet as Princess Stacey looks on, worried for her team. And she has even more reason to be worried as when Cuban Wall goes for a punch, PRL BLOCKS it! He fires with a punch! And another! And another! And another! And another! Puerto Rican grabs Cuban Wall’s left wrist and deliver an Irish whip into the ropes--Cuban Wall reverses--PRL bounces off the ropes--Cuban Wall goes for a clothesline, PRL ducks, bounces off the opposite ropes--Cuban Wall bounces off the ropes himself--DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE OF DOOM~!!!!!!!!! COLE Oh! And both men had the same idea right there! Both men knock each other down! PRL and Cuban Wall both lie on the mat, fatigued. Vitamin X roots for Cuban Wall to get up. So does Princess Stacey. The Mad Cappa looks on, concerned for his tag team partner/arch-rival. Mike Chioda starts his 10 count with neither man showing signs of life. “3!” “4!” “5!” COLE Tha Puerto Rican has never been a World Champion, but that could all change next Thursday. But for now, PRL is struggling to survive in this match-up against The Lightning Crew’s premier tag team! “6!” Cuban Wall slowly gets up. “7!” Wall is on his right knee. “8!” Wall stands up. “9!” Cuban Wall is at a vertical base now.The crowd chants for Tha Puerto Rican again. Wall picks Tha Puerto Rican up and kicks him in the stomach. The kick takes PRL over to a neutral turnbuckle corner where CW proceeds to hammer away at Puerto’s handsome face. Wall grabs Puerto’s left hand and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. PR does a Flair Flip onto the ring apron! Cuban Wall goes to attack, but PRL headbutts Wall in his massive gut! He does it again! And again! And again! Cuban Wall slowly steps away from the ropes, so PRL gets back into the ring and waits for Wall to get near him. KICK WHAM P.R. NIGHTMA-- NO!!! Vitamin X attacks PRL, stopping the P.R. Nightmare! PRL falls to the mat, just as The Mad Cappa enters the ring to attack Vitamin X! Cappa hammers away on Vitamin X! The punches take X over to the Brains & Brawn corner where The Mad Cappa proceeds to stomp a mudhole in Vitamin X and walk it dry! Meanwhile, Cuban Wall stomps on Tha Puerto Rican a few feet away from Cappa and VX! COLE All four men are in the ring now! They’re all going at it right here, right now! Mike Chioda tries to stop The Mad Cappa from stomping an even deeper mudhole into Vitamin X. Just then, Mr. Boricua enters the ring! COACH Here comes the calvary! COLE The other members of The Lightning Crew have arrived! The Bone Thug and Thomas Rodriguez also slide into the ring! Mr. Boricua and The Bone Thug attack The Mad Cappa! Upon seeing this, the referee has no choice but to call for the bell. *DING DING DING* (4:58) “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COACH Phew. Brains & Brawn are saved! COLE The Lightning Crew has entered the ring and are attacking both PRL and The Mad Cappa! COACH They’re softening them up even more now! The crowd boos loudly. The Bone Thug stomps on The Mad Cappa. Cuban Wall continues stomping on Tha Puerto Rican. Thomas Rodriguez and Mr. Boricua get some shots in on The Mad Cappa as well! Spanish Fly runs down the entrance ramp--but is KNOCKED DOWN FROM BEHIND BY COLOMBIAN HEAT!!!! COLE Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Colombian Heat is here! COACH And he’s attacking Spanish Fly! Colombian Heat hammers on his former running buddy to the crowd’s delight! Heat hits Fly with rapid fire punch after rapid fire punch on the barricade! COLE Finally, after all these weeks, turnabout’s fairplay! COACH He caught him unprepared! He caught him when he least expected it! COLE Just like Spanish Fly has done for the past three weeks, right? COACH No, this is different! COLE How so? COACH Because it’s Spanish Fly getting beaten! COLE Oh come on! As Colombian Heat battles with Spanish Fly on the outside, in the inside of the ring, Cuban Wall picks Tha Puerto Rican up. PRL springs to life with a Rock-style punch to the temple! Then another! Then another! Punch. Punch. Punch. NOW KISS THAT LEFT! Punch! PRL attacks The Bone Thug next, hitting him with Rock-style punches to the temple too! Punch! Punch! Punch! NOW KISS THAT LEFT! Punch! The Bone Thug goes over the top rope and onto the floor! COACH What are you doing? Soften him up, not let him soften YOU up! PRL next attacks Mr. Boricua, punching him in the face repeatedly! PRL then whips Mr. Boricua into the ropes--Mr. Boricua reverses. Mr. Boricua goes for a clothesline, Tha Puerto Rican ducks, stops in his tracks-- *KA-POW~!* AND HITS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON MR. BORICUA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 COLE Sweet Chin Music! The Sweet Chin Music on the biggest member of The Lightning Crew! The Sweet Chin Music is enough to send Mr. Boricua over the top rope and onto the protective mats on the outside! PRL then turns his attention to Thomas Rodriguez. Thomas Rodriguez frantically begs for his life, but Tha Puerto Rican grabs The Official Referee For The Lightning Crew and simply throws him over the top rope and onto the floor, joining Mr. Boricua on the protective mats on the outside! COACH NOT THE REFEREE! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! COLE The Bone Thug is out of the ring! Mr. Boricua is out of the ring! Thomas Rodriguez is out of the ring! Spanish Fly is still brawling with Colombian Heat on the outside! That leaves just Brains & Brawn inside of the ring! COACH Where’s Princess Stacey!? I hope she’s all right! Princess Stacey is on the outside too, watching everything unfold right before her very eyes. And she shrieks in horror when Tha Puerto Rican starts punching Vitamin X in the face several times! The Mad Cappa gets up and attacks Cuban Wall! PRL clotheslines Vitamin X over the top rope and onto the floor! The Mad Cappa whips Cuban Wall into the ropes--Cuban Wall reverses--and hits Mad Cappa with a big boot! COACH YES! COLE Look out now! Cappa and Cuban Wall in the ring! Wall with a big boot! Tha Puerto Rican brawls with Vitamin X on the outside while Colombian Heat continues brawling with Spanish Fly also on the outside! Cuban Wall chuckles while The Mad Cappa crawls around the mat. Vitamin X throws Tha Puerto Rican over the barricade. X follows him, and the two men go brawling through the crowd. Colombian Heat apparently has severely weakened Spanish Fly, so he hops over the barricade and gives chase to Vitamin X through the crowd! COLE They’re brawling everywhere! Tha Puerto Rican and Colombian Heat, The Badd Boyz, are brawling with Vitamin X in the crowd! The other members of The Lightning Crew are scattered around ringside, in pain! Princess Stacey is really the only LC member on her feet! And Cuban Wall and The Mad Cappa are the only ones left in the ring! COACH And look at what Cuban Wall is doing to Mad CRAPPA now! Cuban Wall has The Mad Cappa on his shoulders…but The Mad Cappa slips out of Wall’s grasp! The crowd boos loudly though as Stephen Joseph Popick has run down to ringside and is grabbing a steel chair! COACH POPICK’S HERE! COLE The OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion has arrived! And he’s got a weapon in his hands! COACH Oh yeah! Soften Cappa up yourself! Popick, wearing a black dress shirt, a black sports jacket, a gold chain around his neck, his eyeglasses, a nice platinum watch on his right wrist, his gold wedding ring on his right ring finger, black dress pants with a black leather belt, and black dress shoes, has a steel chair in his hands. He threatens to hit Mike Chioda with it. Back in the ring, Cappa goes to kick Cuban Wall, but Wall blocks the kick by grabbing Cappa’s right foot! Wall spins Cappa around, right into a GOOZLE~! COACH Do it! Do it! Do it! COLE Oh no, Cappa! Cappa is in trouble here! Wall taunts Mad Cappa while clutching his throat. Wall then grabs Cappa’s jeans and lifts him up, slamming him back down onto the mat with a CHOKESLAM~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH THAT’S how you soften somebody up! Popick applauds Cuban Wall for a job well done. COLE The Mad Cappa is down! A victim of a Chokeslam! COACH That’s going to affect him next Thursday night I’m sure! COLE Stephen Joseph couldn’t be happier! One of the men who will be challenging him for the World Heavyweight Title next Thursday is lying on the mat, a victim of a Cuban Wall Chokeslam! COACH Now all we need is Tha Puerto Rican and we’re done! Popick gloats over Cuban Wall’s Chokeslam on The Mad Cappa. Suddenly, Colombian Heat hops over the barricade! Popick glances at Heat and yells at him. SJP slides the steel chair into the ring and then yells at Heat some more before going for a punch--BLOCKED! Heat punches Stephen Joseph Popick in the face, causing him to stumble around ringside! Heat punches Popick several more times to the crowds’ delight! COLE Colombian Heat is beating up the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! COACH Why are you letting him do this, Popick!? STOP HIM! Heat grabs Popick and slams his head on top of a barricade! He then sees Cuban Wall has gotten ahold of the steel chair and plans on using it on The Mad Cappa! So Heat, being the good ol’ babyface that he is, slides into the ring and grabs the steel chair just as Cuban Wall lifts it over his head! COLE Colombian Heat trying to help The Mad Cappa just like his friend PRL did earlier tonight! Heat tries to take the steel chair away from Wall, but Wall holds on tight and swipes the chair away from Heat’s hands! Wall then kicks Colombian Heat in the stomach-- *WHAM!* AND SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR OVER COLOMBIAN HEAT’S HEAD~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 COACH I LOVE IT! COLE What a chairshot! What a hellacious chairshot by Cuban Wall! COACH THAT. WAS. AWESOME! The crowd groaned with that chairshot! Colombian Heat lies spread eagle on the mat, unconscious following that chairshot! Cuban Wall laughs maniacally as he drops the steel chair onto the mat. COLE Colombian Heat sacrificed himself for The Mad Cappa! COACH Oh what for? It’s not like they’re friends! COLE No, but Heat wanted to HELP The Mad Cappa! He wanted to do the right thing! COACH And look what happened. Serves him right, that dumbass! Cuban Wall stands tall over the fallen Colombian Heat and laughs evilly. He grabs Heat’s yellow basketball jersey and yells at him despite Heat being out cold. COLE Colombian Heat is unconscious! Did you hear the impact? That collision, head and steel? He’s got to have a concussion! There’s no way he can survive this unscathed! Wall poses to LOUD boos while The Mad Cappa continues lying on the mat. “CAP-PA!” “CAP-PA!” “CAP-PA!” “CAP-PA!” The Mad Cappa starts crawling around the ring. Cuban Wall continues posing and taunting Colombian Heat. He laughs manically. Cuban Wall turns around. The crowd cheers. KICK WHAM BUST A CAP~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 COLE BUST A CAP! BUST A CAP on Cuban Wall! COACH OH NO! Cuban Wall now lies flat on his back, just like Colombian Heat! The Mad Cappa taunts Cuban Wall. As he does this, Stephen Joseph Popick slides into the ring and starts wailing away on Heat! COACH Look at Popick! COLE Popick going to work on Colombian Heat, Tha Puerto Rican’s best friend! COACH Hurt him! COLE Why? He’s already knocked out! COACH Send a message to PRL! Popick taunts Colombian Heat in between punching him in the face! COLE Stephen Joseph Popick hammering away on an unconscious Colombian Heat! Damnit! The man is out cold! COACH He’s making it worse! He’s pouring salt into the wound if you will! I love it! Stephen Joseph Popick continues beating on Heat. The Mad Cappa gets up and stares at Popick. The crowd buzzes in anticipation. Cappa walks on over to Popick, and when he does, Popick stops punching Heat. COLE Wait a minute. The Capster is standing over Popick! COACH LOOK OUT POPICK! LOOK OUT CHAMP! SJP slowly tilts his head up until he locks eyes with The Mad Cappa. Popick’s expression changes from cockiness to outright fear. Popick starts sweating bullets as The Mad Cappa just stares at him. COLE Stephen Joseph looking at one of the men who wants his World Title next Thursday! COACH He’s never gonna get it! NEVER EVER! EVER! The Mad Cappa gives Popick two middle fingers! Popick slowly stands up and begs for mercy. He keeps saying, “WAIT ‘TILL NEXT THURSDAY! WAIT ‘TILL NEXT THURSDAY!” But the crowd is antsy for something to happen right now. Cappa sneers at The Most Hated Man In The OAOAST. COACH RUN, CHAMP, RUN! Popick is shaking in his dress shoes! He makes a run for the hills, but The Mad Cappa grabs Popick by his black sports jacket and black dress shirt and drags him around the ring! COLE He’s all alone! Princess Stacey can’t help! COACH Yes she can! Hit him in the nuts, Stacey! But Princess Stacey only watches as Cappa continues dragging Popick around and around and around! Cappa lets Popick go. Popick runs right into the ropes, which he bounces off of… KICK WHAM BUST A CAP~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE BUST A CAP! BUST A CAP ON POPICK! COACH AAAHHHH! The Mad Cappa taunts Stephen Joseph Popick! Popick’s glasses have fallen off of his face. “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)” by DJ Kool begins playing while the crowd cheers loudly. COLE And if The Mad Cappa does that to Stephen Joseph Popick next Thursday, we could have a new World Heavyweight Champion here in the One And Only AngleSault Thread! COACH Well, he won’t get to do it next Thursday, because Cappa AND PRL will go down at the hands of Popick and you can bet on it! Cappa continues taunting Stephen Joseph Popick, who is lying a few feet away from the still unconscious Colombian Heat. COLE The Mad Cappa returning the favour to Colombian Heat! Cappa plays to the crowd and dances as “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)” continues playing. Cappa paces around the ring, making sure not to bump into Heat or Popick, and calls for a beer. He’s thrown one from a ringside attendant. Mad Cappa cracks open the beer can and drinks from it as Popick crawls around the ring. Cappa then calls for something else. He’s given a pack of cigarettes and a lighter from the same ringside attendant. TMC takes a cigarette from the carton and lights it up, and then takes a drag, blowing smoke up into the air. COLE A post-match beer and a post-match smoke from The Mad Cappa! COACH What’s he doing that for? It’s not like he won anything! COLE He gave Cuban Wall AND Stephen Joseph Popick BUST A CAPs, AND he is the last man standing in the ring tonight! I think that’s reason enough to celebrate! COACH Oh big whoop! He’ll get his next week! Cappa continues drinking his beer as Popick crawls out of the ring. COLE The OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion leaves HeldDOWN~! in what has to be a tremendous amount of pain inflicted by one of the men he must face next Thursday for his World Heavyweight Championship! The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. Cut to Cuban Wall hitting Colombian Heat over the head with the steel chair. COLE But Colombian Heat is STILL out cold after that SICKENING thud of the chair by Cuban Wall! You heard that sickening thud all over the arena! COACH Cuban Wall just WALLOPED Colombian Heat over the head with that steel chair! That was AWESOME! The best chairshot I have ever seen! And I’ve seen plenty in my life! Look at that! In slow motion! Beautiful! Let’s look at it again! HA! HA! I LOVE IT! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen again. Mad Cappa is drinking beer and smoking his cigarette. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez-Popick has come out to help take Stephen Joseph Popick back to his dressing room. Princess Stacey, her man nowhere to be found, decides to help take Stephen Joseph back to his dressing room too. COLE And now Stephen Joseph Popick being helped back to the lockerroom by his wife, Lindsay, and by Princess Stacey. COACH Oh, is he a lucky man. How I would love to be helped by those two if you know what I mean. COLE You’ve acted this way throughout all of 2007, why stop now? Popick is shaking as he’s taken back up the entrance ramp, Lindsay to his left, Princess Stacey to his right. He has a scowl etched on his face as he’s forced to listen to The Mad Cappa’s entrance song again. The rest of The Lightning Crew start moving around the ringside area. The Mad Cappa takes a drag off of his cigarette and then waves bye-bye to the Popicks and Princess Stacey, before giving them all a double middle finger salute! The crowd cheers loudly. Cappa looks down at the unconscious Colombian Heat and shows a look of concern on his face. He checks on Colombian Heat as “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)” continues playing over the P.A. system. COLE The Mad Cappa stands tall tonight, but will he stand tall next Thursday when he has to take on two men for the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Championship? It’s The Mad Cappa vs. Tha Puerto Rican vs. Stephen Joseph Popick in a Triple Threat Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship, the main event for the New Year’s Spectacular next Thursday night, January 3rd, LIVE from the Monterrey Arena in Monterrey, Mexico exclusively on TSM! Remember, there will be no HeldDOWN~! next Thursday night, because we will be bringing you the New Year’s Spectacular in the HeldDOWN~! time slot, 8:00 PM Eastern Standard Time/5:00 PM Pacific Standard Time. Fans, thanks for tuning into HeldDOWN~! tonight, and thanks for tuning into every HeldDOWN~! in the year 2007! We hope you enjoyed every edition like we did! The year may be ending, but the OAOAST is still going strong, maybe even stronger than ever! From all of us here in the One And Only AngleSault Thread, from the wrestlers, the referees, the ringside attendants, the announcers, the interviewers, the website people, the production staff, the ring crew, and even Terry Taylor, we all want to wish each and every one of you a very safe and a very Happy New Year! We'll see you in 2008! Good night everybody! The Mad Cappa gets another beer from the ringside attendant. He cracks it open and drinks from it on a second turnbuckle. Cappa then takes another drag from his cigarrette and blows the smoke up into the air. Stephen Joseph Popick, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez-Popick, and Princess Stacey have left through the sliding doors. Tha Puerto Rican and Vitamin X are still nowhere to be found. Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, Thomas Rodriguez, Spanish Fly, and The Bone Thug start walking up the entrance ramp, all in horrible pain. The Mad Cappa chugs the beer he’s drinking as “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)” by DJ Kool continues playing over the P.A. system. The crowd cheers loudly. This is the last image we see on OAOAST HeldDOWN~! in 2007 as the credits roll and we fade to black. FADE OUT

-Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa vs. Brains & Brawn (with Princess Stacey) I CALL MAIN EVENT! -The Mad Cappa/Tha Puerto Rican segment

-MAIN EVENT: TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Stephen Joseph Popick (Champion with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez-Popick) vs. Tha Puerto Rican (Challenger) vs. The Mad Cappa (Challenger)

Main Event, please! "LIGHTNING CREW!" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The lights go down in the arena as the opening to "No Chance In Hell" begins playing. Smoke fills the entrance stage. The crescendo hits, and a huge burst of pyro hits the stage. "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds begins playing over the P.A. system. *[i]No chance (No chance) That's what ya got! (Ha! Ha! Yeah.) We're up against no machine too strong (Too strong) Pussy politicians buying souls for us are...PUPPETS! (Puppets!)[/i]* The entrance doors slide open, and Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua come out through the smoke. The crowd boos louder than before. Wall and Boricua look at the crowd with serious expressions on their faces. Boricua sneers at the crowd. He yells at some fans. Wall tells Boricua to calm down a bit. Once Boricua calms down, Cuban Wall pumps his right fist into the air. The crowd boos again. Wall and Boricua look at each other, and then begin their walk to the ring. Cuban Wall's eyes are focused solely on the squared circle, while Mr. Boricua grunts and screams at the fans. *DING DING DING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with TV time remaining. Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time. Representing The Lightning Crew. At a total combined weight of 585 lbs. They are the team of CUBAN WALL and MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BORICUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Cuban Wall shadow boxes a bit as he continues walking to the ring. Mr. Boricua grunts and snorts. COLE Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua have teamed up several times in the past, so they already hold an advantage over their opponents! COACH Not just that, Cole. They're also really big, really talented, and members of The Lightning Crew! COLE That's true, Coach. This will NOT be an easy battle for either Tha Puerto Rican OR The Mad Cappa! COACH Damn right. Which is why I am SO looking forward to this match! This is going to be great! Mr. Boricua yells at the fans at ringside. Several little children run behind their mothers and fathers. Cuban Wall climbs the ring steps with Mr. Boricua following him. Wall enters the ring via the top ring rope, and Mr. Boricua follows him. Cuban Wall shadow boxes in the ring while a spotlight shines on him and Mr. Boricua. Wall and Boricua stand near the ring ropes, look at each other...and do The Lightning Crew Salute together in sync! The crowd boos. Cuban Wall jaws with the fans as "No Chance In Hell" continues playing. Boricua poses on a second turnbuckle and yells at the fans. COLE Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa team up for the first time in a long time! And it's coming up next! [b]Commercials[/b] We return to HeldDOWN~! with Cuban Wall posing on a second turnbuckle to boos. Wall gets off the second turnbuckle and heads to another second turnbuckle where he raises his hands in the air again. Wall gets off the turnbuckle and heads to a third second turnbuckle where he raises his hands in the air once more. Cuban Wall gets off the second turnbuckle and heads to the fourth second turnbuckle to raise his hands in the air again. Wall gets off the turnbuckles and shadow boxes in the ring while Mr. Boricua heads to the outside to yell at the fans. COLE Back on HeldDOWN~!, and fans, we are moments away from a big main event! Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa TEAMING UP! And yet, in two weeks on the New Year's Spectacular, they are going to be in a Triple Threat Match with Stephen Joseph Popick for the OAOAST World Title! COACH They're not going to be able to team up, Cole! There is too much history, too much HATRED, for them to coexist! Plus, they know what's coming up on January 3rd, and that will distract them too! COLE It is very likely that this won't be an easy alliance! There is no love lost between PRL and The Mad Cappa. But this is only one match. And they have a common enemy in Wall and Boricua. If they can remember that, they might have a chance! COACH They won't, which is why they're doomed. The lights go back on in the arena. "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds dies down. COLE What an announcement from Stephen Joseph earlier tonight. Both PR and Cappa getting a shot at the World Heavyweight Title on January 3rd on the New Year's Spectacular in a Triple Threat Match. Cappa's first Title shot ever. PRL looking to win his first World Championship ever in two weeks. COACH We've said that so many times over the past year that the words have lost all meaning! COLE While it's true that Tha Puerto Rican has failed to win the World Heavyweight Title yet, he is resilient. He will not give up. He won't rest until he has the World Heavyweight Title belt in his possession! COACH Then he will keep trying until the day he dies, because that moment will NEVER happen! COLE That moment might happen two weeks from now on the New Year's Spectacular! PRL could begin 2008 by winning his first World Heavyweight Championship! But so could The Mad Cappa, who also doesn't have a World Title reign in his resume. A Triple Threat Match makes things rather interesting, alot of questions will be answered on January 3rd, the first OAOAST event of the year 2008, we hope you will join us on that date! Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall remove their sunglasses and hand them to a ringside attendant. Cuban Wall removes the gold chain from around his neck and hands that over to the ringside attendant too. The crowd boos loudly. Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua look to the entrance. COLE Our main event is about to start right now! COACH Oh goodie! The lights go down in the arena. A Puerto Rican flag appears on the AngleTron. In big white blocky letters, the following words appear on the screen, with Tha Puerto Rican saying them: *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and "Know Your Role '99" begins playing, with the crowd standing up and cheering loudly. PR is heard saying, "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" throughout the song, while smoke fills the entrance stage and strobe lights appear over, under and around the AngleTron. A few seconds elapsed, the entrance doors slide open, and out through the smoke appears Tha Puerto Rican to a loud pop from the thousands in attendance. COLE And here comes ONE of the #1 Contenders for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title! PRL looks at the crowd. He does The People's Eyebrow. P.R. chuckles, and then looks at Wall and Boricua, who are motioning PRL to enter the ring. PRL talks back, snorts, and then begins his walk down the entrance ramp as "Know Your Role '99" continues playing. BUFFER And their opponents. First, coming to the ring at this time. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. Weighing in at 220 lbs. He is one-half of The Badd Boyz. THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! PRL continues his walk to the ring, staring at Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua the entire time. COLE The People's Champion has another opportunity to become the World Heavyweight Champion in two weeks on the New Year's Spectacular! But in order to do that, he must overcome both his former manager turned rival AND his greatest opponent, who tonight is actually his PARTNER if you can believe that! COACH Tha Puerto Rican HATES The Mad Cappa with every fiber of his being. How can he look The Mad Cappa in the eye, much less tag him, without wanting to rip his head off? COLE He's going to have to keep all of his hatred inside. For one night only, PRL must set aside personal differences in order to win this match! He MUST coexist with The Mad Cappa, because it will be next to impossible to combat the two biggest members of The Lightning Crew by himself! There's no other way around it! COACH I think PRL has less of a chance coexisting with The Mad Cappa then he does of beating Popick on January 3rd! COLE Well, anything can happen in the OAOAST! COACH Except a PRL World Title reign, apparently! COLE Oh, will you stop!? Tha Puerto Rican stops near the ring. Cuban Wall stares a hole through PRL. PR mouths off to Wall and Boricua. COACH Well, PRL is obviously not afraid to run his mouth at Wall and Boricua. COLE He never has been. He is not intimidated by either man. Remember, he led these men for FOUR YEARS. COACH And they hated every second of it! Which is why they are looking forward to this match! COLE Well, I don't know about that. COACH It's true. They told me themselves. Well, Cuban Wall told me. Mr. Boricua just grunted and yelled alot. "Know Your Role '99" dies down. The crowd is buzzing in anticipation for The Mad Cappa's entrance. PRL is still on the outside staring at Wall and Boricua. Mr. Boricua grunts and cracks his knuckles. COLE The Mad Cappa and Tha Puerto Rican: longtime enemies, but tonight, partners! Can these two coexist after all they've been through over the years? [i]*1, 2, 3! Hit it!*[/i] The opening trumpet blare causes the crowd to stand up and cheer for the first time in over three years. Then, "Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)" by DJ Kool starts playing for the first time on OAOAST TV since 2004. Red spotlights circle the arena while strobe lights appear over, under and around the AngleTron. A single spotlight shines on the entrance. The Mad Cappa's back is turned to the camera. Cappa starts DANCING~! bringing the crowd to life. TMC turns around and flashes a smile, delighting the audience who were so used to him being grumpy for the past three years. Cappa begins walking down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans along the way. BUFFER And his partner. Coming to the ring at this time. From Northern Virginia. Weighing in at 183 lbs. He is a former two-time One And Only AngleSault Thread Puerto Rican/Italian Champion. He...is...THE MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD CAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The Mad Cappa continues slapping hands with the fans on the way to the ring. COLE The Mad Cappa has had some of the greatest matches of his career against the man who is his tag team partner tonight! He won his first Title in the OAOAST, the Puerto Rican Championship, against PRL at AngleMania III on March 28, 2004 in front of 78,000-plus fans in the Pontiac Silverdome in what some say is one of the greatest matches in AngleMania and OAOAST history! He has battled it out with Tha Puerto Rican all over the world twice over and now tonight, for the first time since 2003, he must team up with the man who has made his life a living hell on more than one occasion! COACH You rarely team up with the guy who crushed your larynx. COLE Cappa's got his old theme music back. He's dancing again. He's changed from just last week. COACH Last week he was a member of the greatest stable in wrestling. This week he's nothing and he'll stay that way! COLE Not unless he wins the World Heavyweight Title on the New Year's Spectacular! COACH Which has an even lesser chance of happening than PRL winning it! Cappa's never been this close to the World Title in his entire life! He's never even had a shot at the belt! Whereas PRL knows what it's like, Cappa doesn't. Both PRL and Cappa will choke under the pressure in two weeks in the Triple Threat Match, PRL because he doesn't want to fail AGAIN, and Cappa because he doesn't know how to handle the pressure of wrestling in a main event World Heavyweight Title Match, and like Popick says, he's going to divide and conquer and have another successful Title defense! COLE Popick's plan is to pit PR and Cappa together so that he can weasel his way to another successful Title defense. COACH Oh come on! COLE Popick knows their history, as we all do, but tonight, can these two men put their past aside and team up against two giant foes in Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua? COACH They can't and they won't. The Mad Cappa also stops near the ring. Cappa's smile fades when he looks at Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua. Wall has an evil grin on his face, inviting Mad Cappa into the ring. Mr. Boricua sneers, snorts, grunts, yells, and cracks his knuckles, lunging after Mad Cappa. Cappa points a menacing finger at his opponents, and then turns his head to Tha Puerto Rican. Tha Puerto Rican turns his attention to The Mad Cappa at the same time. PRL and Cappa look at each other, and sneer. COLE Uh-oh. They don't seem to be getting along too much right about now! I think they've finally realize that they got to team up and they don't like it one bit! COACH They're not going to last five minutes without taking a shot at each other! Cappa and PRL start conversing outside the ring while "Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)" continues playing. Their conversation gets heated. COLE Are they discussing who starts first? COACH They're probably discussing who walks out of the match first! PRL and Cappa both point to Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall. After some further discussion, Cappa and PRL just decide to slide into the ring at the same time and attack Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall! That's enough for referee Earl Hebner to call for the bell! *DING DING DING* [b]THA PUERTO RICAN AND THE MAD CAPPA vs. CUBAN WALL AND MR. BORICUA[/b] "Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)" by DJ Kool dies down. Tha Puerto Rican pairs up with Cuban Wall, while The Mad Cappa pairs up with Mr. Boricua. A slugfest erupts with both pairs while the crowd goes nuts. COLE Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa, partners tonight, opponents January 3rd! COACH And enemies for life! Mr. Boricua gains the advantage over Mad Cappa, while Cuban Wall quickly gains the advantage over Tha Puerto Rican. Wall pounds on PRL and then whips him into a neutral turnbuckle corner. Cuban Wall readies himself, and then charges forward...PRL moves out of the way...Wall misses his Avalanche! Puerto waits for Wall to get near him, and then starts hammering away with Rock-style punches to the temple! Meanwhile, Mad Cappa nails Mr. Boricua with right jabs, dazing the biggest wrestler in The Lightning Crew! COLE PR and The Mad Cappa are fighting back! COACH Come on Wall! Come on Boricua! The Mad Cappa gets Mr. Boricua good and dazed, before charging forward, clotheslining Mr. Boricua over the top rope and onto the floor! Meanwhile, Tha Puerto Rican elbows Cuban Wall in the face! P.R. grabs Wall and then tells Mad Cappa something. Cappa and PRL take Cuban Wall into the ropes and hammer on him for a bit, before giving him a double Irish Whip into the opposite ropes, and following with a DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! COLE A double team move from The Mad Cappa and Tha Puerto Rican! I never thought I'd see the day! COACH It's not going to last. PRL and Cappa realize that they've just teamed up...and just shrug their shoulders. Tha Puerto Rican exits the ring while The Mad Cappa picks Cuban Wall up and beats him in the face. COLE The Mad Cappa and Tha Puerto Rican aren't friends, but they have a common enemy in The Lightning Crew which is why they're focusing on Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua right now rather than each other! Cappa gives Wall an Irish whip into the ropes. Standing dropkick! Cover. ONE! KICK OUT!!! COACH Not even two! Cappa, you are so pathetic! COLE Says the guy who was rooting him on against Tha Puerto Rican last week. TMC picks CW up. Wall shoves Cappa away. But Cappa fights back with punches to the face! The Mad One whips Cuban Wall into the ropes again. He goes for a clothesline, Cuban Wall ducks, bounces off the ropes...and fires with a flying clothesline taking The Mad Cappa down! The crowd boos, but not because of Wall's clothesline, but because the one and only Stephen Joseph Popick is making his way down to the ring! COLE Oh no. What's HE doing out here!? COACH Considering two of the men in this match will face him on January 3rd, I'd say he's scouting the competition! COLE Coach, you and I both know there's more to it than that! COACH How so? Stephen Joseph Popick, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder, stares at Cappa and Cuban Wall in the ring. He stops near the ring and just watches the match, eyes focused solely on it. COACH See? He's just watching! He's scouting his competition! COLE Cappa and PRL better be careful. Popick's presence could be a distraction for the two of them! COACH If it is, then that's an added bonus! Back in the ring, Cuban Wall covers The Mad Cappa. 1...2...KICK OUT!!! Wall looks at Popick and nods his head. Popick just stands there. COLE Nice to know that the members of The Lightning Crew went from following Tha Puerto Rican to following Stephen Joseph Popick with no problems whatsoever! COACH You heard Popick. This was a plan three months in the making! And it all came together beautifully...until that thug Colombian Heat ruined everything! But don't worry, he'll get his comeuppance soon enough! Cuban Wall picks Cappa up. Wall grabs Cappa's right arm and twists it into an arm-wringer. Wall kicks Cappa in the gut. He then does it again. And again. Cuban Wall punches Cappa's right arm! He then punches it again, Cappa screaming in pain. Wall then drives the point of his right elbow directly into Cappa's right arm! Wall does that again. CW pulls Cappa in for a bodyslam! COLE A bodyslam from that man must feel a thousand times worst due to his sheer size! COACH Damn straight. Wall drops an elbow onto Mad Cappa's chest! He goes for the cover. 1... 2... KICK OUT!!! COLE A quick kickout by The Mad One! Wall glances over at Earl Hebner, then at Popick. Popick stands there stoic. CW picks up The Mad Cappa and takes him over to a neutral corner. Wall slams Cappa's head on the top turnbuckle pad, and then chokes Cappa with his bare hands! EARL HEBNER COME ON BREAK IT UP! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV-- Cuban Wall lets go...and then punches Cappa in the jaw! COLE What a cheapshot! COACH How so? Punches are legal in professional wrestling. COLE It's the principle of the thing! COACH Wuss. Cuban Wall pleads his innocence to the referee for that punch. When he turns his attention back to Cappa, Cappa is ready with a right hand! And another! And another! And another! Cappa grabs Cuban Wall and nails him with several forearms to the face! He finishes by spinning around and nailing Wall with The IMPACT! COLE The IMPACT! The Mad Cappa with that discuss forearm shot to the face! And Cuban Wall is nearly out of it! Mad Cappa exits the ring and grabs Cuban Wall by his legs, dropping him to the canvas! Cappa then drags Cuban Wall until Wall's legs are wrapped around the ring post! Cappa grabs Wall's right leg, looks at the crowd, smiles, and then slams Cuban Wall's right leg against the ring post! COACH Disqualify him! Disqualify him! COLE The Mad Cappa is in control of the 6'7" Muscle of The Lightning Crew! Cappa plays to the crowd, and then slides back into the ring. TMC pulls Cuban Wall out from the ring post and then picks him up. Cappa arm-drags Cuban Wall back down onto the mat! The Mad Cappa heads over to his corner, stares at PRL...and then tags him into the match to cheers! COLE The Mad Cappa made the tag to Tha Puerto Rican! He actually slapped the man's hand! COACH That's the ONLY reason he'd EVER slap PRL's hand though! COLE No argument here. Tha Puerto Rican waits for Cuban Wall to get up. When he does, PR fires off with Rock-style punches to the temple! Punch. Punch. Punch. NOW KISS THAT LEFT! Punch! Cuban Wall doesn't fall, so PRL grabs Wall by his right wrist and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. PRL follows that up with a dropkick that nearly takes Wall down. PRL then bounces off the ropes, charges forward and gets off the mat with a Gamengiri which finally takes the big man down! COLE [b]Dodge THIS, BITCH~![/b] PRL quickly gets back to his feet. Noticing that Cuban Wall is lying dead center in the ring, Tha Puerto Rican decides that there's no better time than now to kick Cuban Wall's right arm onto his chest. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Already!? COLE Tha Puerto Rican might be feeling it right about now! Tha Puerto Rican removes his right elbow pad and throws it into the crowd. He then does some weird hand signals, and then charges forward, bounces off the ropes, leaps over Cuban Wall, bounces off the opposite ropes. COLE It is now time for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling, The Puerto Rico Elbow! PRL rushes forward--Cuban Wall starts to get up! PR stops himself from doing The Puerto Rico Elbow! THA PUERTO RICAN OH NO YOU DON'T! Tha Puerto Rican kicks Cuban Wall back down onto the mat! THEN, he drops The Puerto Rico Elbow to a pop! COLE Almost had a scare there for a second. Thought we weren't going to see a Puerto Rico Elbow! COACH How sad would that be if we didn't get to see it. Notice the sarcasm there? PRL covers Cuban Wall, hooking Wall's right leg. 1... 2... 3--MR. BORICUA BREAKS IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE Mr. Boricua stopping a possible pinfall there! COACH Good job, Boricua! Earl Hebner orders Mr. Boricua back to his corner. Mr. Boricua yells at the diminutive referee, not bothering to follow the rules. As Boricua continues screaming at the ref, PRL picks Cuban Wall up. He hooks him up for a LATIN SLAM--but again, Mr. Boricua attacks PRL, preventing it from happening! PRL stumbles, but then regains his balance and attacks Mr. Boricua! However, Earl Hebner prevents any further attacking by separating PR and Boricua. COACH Good! Gotta keep 'em separated! Tha Puerto Rican turns around... RIGHT INTO A GOOZLE~! COLE Oh no. COACH Oh yes. Cuban Wall grabs Tha Puerto Rican's red tights and then lifts him up as the crowd boos. CHOKESLAM!!!! COLE Chokeslam! Chokeslam on Tha Puerto Rican! COACH Oh! He sent him right to the canvas with that one! STRAIGHT TO THE CANVAS! He got him good! He got him good! The crowd boos loudly. Cuban Wall sneers at PRL, chuckles, and then makes the tag to Mr. Boricua. The crowd boos some more. COLE And now Mr. Boricua in this match for the first time, officially. "PO-PICK SUCKS!" "PO-PICK SUCKS!" "PO-PICK SUCKS!" "PO-PICK SUCKS!" Popick isn't fazed by the chants against him, still focused on the match in the ring. He still has a serious expression on his face as Mr. Boricua picks Tha Puerto Rican up. Short-arm clothesline from Mr. Boricua! COLE That's power! That's power right there! And--wait a minute--wait a minute--hold on... Vitamin X and The Bone Thug are walking down the entrance ramp to LOUD boos! COLE What are they doing out here? They're not involved in the Triple Threat Match on January 3rd! COACH They want something better than ringside seats, Michael! Besides, Vitamin X is a Prince. He deserves only the best seating in the house. COLE I thought that prince crap ended when PRL got kicked out of The Lightning Crew! COACH I'm going to have to check with Popick on that, but I'm pretty sure Popick and Lindsay are the King and Queen of The Lightning Crew and Vitamin X and Princess Stacey are the Prince and Princess of The Lightning Crew. COLE Oh come on! Vitamin X and The Bone Thug bypass Popick and stop at ringside. They too watch the match, Bone Thug wearing the Puerto Rican flag bandanas on his head and over his mouth in addition to sunglasses over his eyes. Meanwhile, Mr. Boricua slams Tha Puerto Rican's head on a top turnbuckle pad! Boricua yells while punching PRL in the face in the neutral corner! Boricua applies a headlock on The People's Champ and then takes him over to The Lightning Crew corner, making the tag to Cuban Wall. Boricua holds PRL so that Wall can kick Puerto Rican in the stomach. Wall punches PRL in the face! He does it several times, further weakening the already weakened Puerto Rican Superstar. Wall scoops Tha Puerto Rican up and hits him with a Death Valley Driver! COLE Death Valley Driver from Wall! CW gets up and stomps on PRL. He then falls to his knees and chokes PRL with his bare hands. COLE We have taken our last commercial break. We will stay with this match until the very end! And the end may be near as Cuban Wall chokes Tha Puerto Rican with his bare hands. Ref, stop this! COACH Let them fight! This is fun! CW stops choking Puerto Rican at the count of 4. The Mad Cappa can only watch as Cuban Wall picks Tha Puerto Rican up. Stephen Joseph Popick, Vitamin X and The Bone Thug look on as Cuban Wall whips Tha Puerto Rican into a neutral corner. Wall then walks back into the opposite corner, and charges forward, full steam ahead, taking the wind out of Tha Puerto Rican with an Avalanche! The crowd groans as soon as the Avalanche connects! COLE Oh my! An Avalanche! A move that could have severely damaged Tha Puerto Rican's insides! COACH His insides have turned to mush now! CW chokes PR with his bare hands again! Cappa offers PR half-assed words of encouragement. Mr. Boricua grunts, yells, and snorts. Vitamin X smiles evilly while The Bone Thug nods his head in approval. Popick just looks on stoic. Cuban Wall stops choking Tha Puerto Rican at the count of 4. CUBAN WALL You're done for, Puerto! CW drives a knee into Tha Puerto Rican's stomach! He drives another knee! And a third! Cuban Wall then switches to soupbones all over Tha Puerto Rican's body! COLE Those rights and lefts damaging Tha Puerto Rican! COACH He's going to feel really sore in the morning! Wall stops punching PRL so that he can elbow him in the face! He does it several times, and PRL is soon groggy. Wall with a right hand, following it up by grabbing P.R.'s right hand and twisting it into an arm-wringer so that he can take PRL over to his corner and make the tag to Mr. Boricua. Mr. Boricua snorts and then hits PRL's right arm with a double axehandle! Mr. B punches Tha Puerto Rican in the face! He does it a few more times and then scoops Tha Puerto Rican up. Bodyslam HARD onto the mat! Boricua then gives PRL a Splash! 1... 2... THE MAD CAPPA PULLS MR. BORICUA OFF OF THA PUERTO RICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE The Mad Cappa HELPING Tha Puerto Rican right there! I can't believe it! COACH Oh Cappa, look how far you've fallen. Cuban Wall protests Cappa's interference. Earl Hebner orders The Mad Cappa to go back to his corner. Cappa gladly obliges. Wall taunts Cappa as he walks back to his corner. COACH That's right! You go back to your corner! Cheater. Mr. Boricua yells at the crowd. He screams, and then picks Tha Puerto Rican up. PRL kicks Boricua in the gut. PR punches Boricua in the face several times! But then Mr. Boricua chops PRL in the throat! COLE Now come on! That was a cheapshot! COACH No it wasn't. Boricua gives PRL an arm-drag! He then stomps on PR. Mr. B picks The P.R. Menace up and whips him into the ropes. Mr. Boricua goes for a clothesline, Tha Puerto Rican ducks, kicks Mr. Boricua in the gut, and gives him a double-armed DDT! COLE Double-armed DDT from The People's Champ! Vitamin X panics on the outside. Popick remains stoic. P.R. picks Boricua up and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes--Mr. Boricua reverses--Mr. Boricua hits PR with a HARD clothesline! COLE And just like that, Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall are back in control! Boricua screams at the crowd. He picks PRL up. He places Puerto in a facelock, puts PR's left arm over his head, grabs his tights, and lifts him up, holding him in the air so that he can drop him stomach-first onto the top ring rope! Boricua then climbs the top rope and positions himself...then jumps off the top rope, hitting PRL in the back of the head with a kneedrop! COLE Such agility from the 6'9" 300 pound Mr. Boricua! COACH Not too many big men can do what he does! COLE No sir. PRL has crumbled onto the mat, so Mr. Boricua goes for the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE--KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Boricua yells. He yells some more. Cuban Wall tells Mr. Boricua to do something. Mr. Boricua picks Tha Puerto Rican up and takes him over to The Lightning Crew corner. He makes the tag to Cuban Wall, and then holds PRL up so that Cuban Wall can kick PR in the stomach! Mr. Boricua kicks PRL in the stomach! Wall punches Tha Puerto Rican in the face several times. He then runs over and punches The Mad Cappa! Cappa quickly recovers and enters the ring, but is held back by Earl Hebner! While Cappa is being held back, Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua double team on Tha Puerto Rican, punching him in the face repeatedly while Vitamin X cheers! COLE Now come on! That isn't right! Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua double teaming Tha Puerto Rican while Earl Hebner is with The Mad Cappa! COACH Hey, if the referee didn't see it, it never happened. COLE Oh give me a break! This ain't right! The crowd boos loudly as Tha Puerto Rican crumbles down onto the mat! Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua choke PRL with their boots! PRL gasps for air on the mat! COLE PRL being choked by two men he used to lead! Now, they're being led by that man, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion after the shocking events of three weeks ago! COACH And look at Popick. Just watching. Scouting his competition. And his competition ain't doing so well now! COLE PRL is in a bad way here. He AND Cappa have a World Title match in two weeks. COACH And if Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall keep this up, they won't make it to New Year's Spectacular! HA! HA! The Mad Cappa returns to his corner, so Earl Hebner sees Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall choking Tha Puerto Rican with their feet and orders them to stop. Mr. Boricua goes back to The Lightning Crew corner, while Cuban Wall picks Tha Puerto Rican up and throws him over the top rope and onto the floor! COLE PR hitting the floor with a sickening thud! Mr. Boricua jumps off the ring apron and grabs Tha Puerto Rican, so that he can lift him up and drop him face-first onto the barricade! Mr. Boricua yells. The Mad Cappa gets off the ring apron, but is too late. Cuban Wall exits the ring and heads on over to where Tha Puerto Rican is busy holding his jaw in pain. Wall grabs Puerto and gives him a headbutt! PRL stumbles, so Wall clotheslines the back of PRL's neck! COLE Just like three weeks ago! Cuban Wall clotheslined the back of PRL's neck, which is what started the beatdown that led to PRL and Colombian Heat reuniting! That is how it all started! COACH And now Cuban Wall is giving PRL flashbacks to that awful (great) event from three weeks ago! COLE Tha Puerto Rican is at the mercy of The Lightning Crew on the outside! Wall grabs P.R. and throws him back into the ring. Cuban Wall enters the ring, but then hears Vitamin X say, "BOO-YAH~!", so he walks over to Vitamin X and punches him in the jaw! VITAMIN X OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!? CUBAN WALL Stop saying 'BOO-YAH~!'! Cuban Wall turns and goes back into the ring. Vitamin X sticks his tongue out at Wall when he's not looking. COLE So Wall still punches Vitamin X in the jaw? COACH Yes, but it's out of love! COLE Right. Right. CW walks on over and makes the tag to Mr. Boricua. Wall picks Tha Puerto Rican up and holds him so that Mr. Boricua can kick Puerto in the stomach! COLE Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall in control for the majority of this contest. PRL and Mad Cappa having alot of difficulty handling the two big men, the two beasts of The Lightning Crew! COACH And this surprises you because...? Mr. Boricua gives PRL a snapmare takeover, and then applies a chinlock on him. COLE Mr. Boricua beating on his former leader. The man who has been in The Lightning Crew for the longest. Mr. Boricua was at one point in time, Tha Puerto Rican's bodyguard. But not anymore! COACH No. Now he's Popick's bodyguard! COLE And somehow that's even worse. COACH That's our World Champion you're talking about! How rude! Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican. Mr. Boricua cinches the chinlock tight. He yells. "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" COLE This crowd trying to bring Tha Puerto Rican back to life! COACH It's not going to work! Suddenly, PRL starts shaking his fists. The crowd gets hotter. PRL gets to his left knee. Mr. Boricua is shocked. Cuban Wall tells Boricua to keep the chinlock locked on. PRL slowly gets to his feet. COLE You were saying? COACH There's no proof that it was the crowd's fault! COLE Yeah, but still... COACH No proof! I was right! COLE Oy. Tha Puerto Rican gets to a vertical base, still trapped in the chinlock. The crowd gets hotter and hotter. PR elbows Boricua in the gut! He does it again! And again! And again! And again! PRL escapes the chinlock and starts punching Mr. Boricua in the face! The crowd comes to life! PRL keeps on hitting Mr. Boricua in the face, dazing and confusing the big man. Cuban Wall, Popick, Vitamin X and The Bone Thug can only watch as PRL whips Mr. Boricua into the ropes--NO--Mr. Boricua reverses the Irish whip! Mr. Boricua goes for a clothesline, Tha Puerto Rican ducks, stops in his tracks, jumps up, grabs Mr. Boricua from behind, and gives him an Edge-O-Matic! COLE What a move from Tha Puerto Rican! The Edge-O-Matic took all of the energy out of Tha Puerto Rican! So much so, that he collapses onto the mat! Both Mr. Boricua and Tha Puerto Rican lie on the mat fatigued! The Mad Cappa and Cuban Wall watch as Earl Hebner starts his 10 count. "1!" "2!" COLE Both Cappa and Cuban Wall want the tag! COACH Get up, Boricua! Get up! "3!" "4!" PRL starts moving. "5!" Mr. Boricua starts moving. "6!" COLE Both men making a move now! "7!" Mr. Boricua crawls to his corner. "8!" Tha Puerto Rican crawls to his corner. "9!" Mr. Boricua makes the tag to Cuban Wall. Just as Tha Puerto Rican makes the tag to The Mad Cappa! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE And The Mad Cappa is finally back in this match! Cuban Wall goes for a punch--BLOCKED! The Mad Cappa fires with lefts and rights on the 6'7" former OAOAST 24/7 Champion! Meanwhile, Vitamin X and The Bone Thug grab Tha Puerto Rican and force him to the outside where they start stomping on him! COLE Hey! Wait a minute! Tha Puerto Rican has been taken outside! Vitamin X and The Bone Thug are doing a number on him! COACH AGAIN! This is great! Vitamin X and The Bone Thug lay into Tha Puerto Rican! The crowd boos loudly! But they start cheering when Colombian Heat runs down the entrance ramp--NO! Spanish Fly attacks Heat and starts beating on him on the entrance ramp! COLE Damnit! For the third week in a row, Spanish Fly has attacked Colombian Heat! And now, they are beating on each other on the entrance ramp! COACH Get him, Fly! Make The Lightning Crew proud! Spanish Fly stomps on Heat! He picks him up...and gets punched in the face! Colombian Heat fires with punches all over Spanish Fly's face! Back in the ring, Cuban Wall gives The Mad Cappa a big boot, which causes Cappa to stumble backwards into the ring ropes, which he gets tangled up in! COLE And oh no! Cappa is trapped! He is trapped in those ropes! COACH Heh. Cappa's doomed! Cuban Wall laughs evilly. He taunts Cappa, while The Mad One struggles to escape! On the outside, Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly are brawling on the entrance ramp, while Vitamin X and The Bone Thug pummel Tha Puerto Rican! Stephen Joseph Popick remains stoic the entire time. COLE Things are breaking down here! We've got wrestlers fighting all over the arena! The Lightning Crew, The Badd Boyz, The Mad Cappa! They're all fighting! COACH And we still got a match! Look! Wall's got The Mad Cappa right where he wants him! Cuban Wall punches Cappa in the face several times. Wall then walks backwards into the opposite ropes. He yells, and then charges forward-- right into a kick by The Mad Cappa! COACH Oh no! Cappa kicks to break free...and does! The Mad Cappa charges forward with a flying clothesline knocking Cuban Wall down! Cappa goes for the cover. 1... 2... KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE Close call there! COACH Things are going wild here! As the fighting continues on the outside, on the inside, The Mad Cappa stomps on Cuban Wall. He picks Wall up and gives him a whip into the ropes--Cuban Wall reverses--Cappa bounces off the ropes. Lou Thesz Press! COLE Lou Thesz Press from The Mad Cappa! Cappa pummels Cuban Wall with rights! Mr. Boricua enters the ring. Cappa gets off of Wall and headbutts Mr. Boricua in the gut! He does it again! And again! Cuban Wall gets up and attacks The Mad Cappa from behind! Wall and Boricua double team on The Mad Cappa in the ring, while outside of the ring, Vitamin X and The Bone Thug continue assaulting Tha Puerto Rican! COLE Things are breaking down here in Fresno! Earl Hebner tries to stop the brawling inside of the ring, but can't, so he calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* (10:04) "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE That's it! The match is over! COACH Aw! Weak! Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua double team The Mad Cappa, while Vitamin X and The Bone Thug double team Tha Puerto Rican. Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly fight up the entrance ramp, and soon disappear through the sliding doors. COLE It's a madhouse out here! A MADHOUSE! COACH There's fighting everywhere! I love it! The Mad Cappa fights back, going back and forth punching Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall! COLE Cappa's fighting back! Cappa's fighting back! COACH What!? No! No! No! No! No! Cappa gets Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall dazed and confused. Meanwhile, Vitamin X picks Tha Puerto Rican up. Suddenly, PRL springs to life hitting Vitamin X with a punch! PRL hits The Bone Thug with a punch! He hits Vitamin X with a punch! He hits The Bone Thug with a punch! COLE And now Tha Puerto Rican has come back to life! COACH NOOOOOOOOOO! Tha Puerto Rican goes back and forth! Bone Thug! VX! Bone Thug! VX! Bone Thug! VX! Bone Thug! VX! Tha Puerto Rican hits Vitamin X and The Bone Thug with Rock-style punches to the temple! Once both X and Bone Thug are stunned, PRL grabs them...and BUTTS THEIR HEADS TOGETHER! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE PRL knocks The Bone Thug and Vitamin X out with that move! COACH Not a bloody double noggin knocker! Vitamin X and The Bone Thug lay unconscious on the protective mats. PRL taunts them, and then enters the ring, where he joins The Mad Cappa in beating up Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua! COLE I don't believe this! Cappa and PRL are teaming up AGAIN! COACH What's wrong with you guys! FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK! PR hammers on Mr. Boricua, while The Mad Cappa takes care of Cuban Wall! Stephen Joseph Popick looks on worried as he watches PR and Cappa take it to the two big men of The Lightning Crew! Vitamin X and The Bone Thug are still knocked out on the outside! COLE Fans, we are out of time! Thank you for joining us here on HeldDOWN~! We'll see you next week with another live edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~! The final OAOAST HeldDOWN~! of 2007! For Jonathan "Da Coach" Coachman, I'm Michael Cole saying so long and have a Merry Christmas! A Happy Chanukah! And a Happy Kwanza! Good night everybody! The Mad Cappa takes Cuban Wall to a turnbuckle corner and beats on him, getting Cuban Wall severely weakened. Tha Puerto Rican whips Mr. Boricua into the opposite turnbuckle corner. Tha Puerto Rican charges forward, and gives Mr. Boricua a Stinger Splash! The crowd cheers loudly. Stephen Joseph Popick freaks out on the outside, while Vitamin X and The Bone Thug are still knocked out on the outside. This is the last thing we see before we fade to black. [b]FADE OUT[/b]

-A Match! I call main event! -Stephen Joseph Popick promo about The Mad Cappa's actions last week. I call opening segment too! -Lightning Crew segment -Tha Puerto Rican/Colombian Heat segment -Colombian Heat vs. Thomas Rodriguez EDIT: I'll save this for next week. Hopefully. -I'd like Spanish Fly to face a lower rung OAOAST Superstar in a squash match. Do we have anyone that I can use? Someone like Los Conquistadors, but on the face side? EDIT: No response. Okay, I'll try this again next week also.

The main event has been edited into the show along with my other stuff. Sorry for the delay, folks. Also, King Cucaracha's stuff has been edited into the show, so give those segments a look too, will ya!?

Credits~! Tony149 Zack Malibu King Cucaracha Ed Wood Caulfield Patty O'Green Head Cheese Patty O'Green © 2007 OAOAST Entertainment All Rights Reserved

I CALL MAIN EVENT! -"A Rivalry Renewed" Tha Puerto Rican vs. The Mad Cappa (with Stephen Joseph Popick) -The Mad Cappa/Stephen Joseph Popick segment -Tha Puerto Rican promo -PRL segment -And if I have the time, a Spanish Fly squash

Credits~! Alfdogg Zack Malibu Ed Wood Caulfield Patty O'Green Tony149 King Cucaracha The One Running This Shindig Patty O'Green

Next Week... It's been a while... But the feud is back on... The Mad Cappa... vs... Tha Puerto Rican... One on one... Some feuds never die... Some grudges never end... Be there to witness what is sure to be another classic encounter between two legendary OAOAST Superstars! The Mad Cappa vs. Tha Puerto Rican... A Rivalry Renewed... LIVE on HeldDOWN~! next Thursday at 8:00 p.m. EST/5:00 p.m. PST only on TSM! FADE TO BLACK

Okay, now place this segment immediatley following the Spanish Fly segment I just sent you. That's immediatley following it. Immediatley. The camera cuts to the backstage area where The Badd Boyz are currently located. Colombian Heat is being checked on by a doctor. The OAOAST United States Championship belt lies next to him on a big case. Tha Puerto Rican is pacing back and forth, in a REAL bad mood. The crowd cheers. THA PUERTO RICAN That midget bastard kicked you in the nuts and then beat you down!? HE did that!? That little shrimp did that to YOU!? COLOMBIAN HEAT Hey man, he caught me off guard! PRL Why that little pus...I told you he was bad news! I never trusted him! I never liked him anyway! Little bitch! Doing that to you! Come on! HEAT It's cool, G. It's cool. I'll get him in due time. But for now, youse gotta worry about yo' match wit Tha Bone Thug later on tonight. PRL Oh don't worry, Heat. I will get him. Then I will murder him. He may be my blood cousin, but that doesn't mean I have to *like* him either! I'm gonna kick his ass for what they did to you tonight! And then, afterwards, I will do some Fly swatting! HEAT You do dat. I'ma gonna go recuperate over herre. PRL I didn't even know you could say the word 'recuperate'! HEAT There's alot you don't know about me. It's been three years! PRL Heh. HEAT Heh. PRL Anyway, I gotta go get ready. Doc, make sure you keep an eye on Heat. Give him whatever medicine he needs. Tape him up wherever he needs to be taped up. If you don't, I'll kill you. Nah, I'm just playing. But seriously, if he's still hurt by the time I get back, I'm gonna take that stethoscope, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass. DOCTOR You won't have to do that, P.R. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. PRL You damn well better! These OAOAST doctors don't come cheap! Anyway, later, Heat. HEAT Later, dude. PRL high fives Heat and then walks away. The doctor starts taping Heat's ribs. HEAT Hey watch it! Nah, just playin'! Just playin'! The doctor rolls his eyes and then goes back to taping Colombian Heat's ribs.

Place this segment right after the Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly vs. Cuban Wall/Mr. Boricua match. That's right after. Right after. The camera cuts to The Lightning Crew dressing room where the members of The Lightning Crew are congradulating Spanish Fly. Vitamin X high fives Fly. Thomas Rodriguez shakes Fly's right hand with his right hand. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez-Popick and Princess Stacey both give Spanish Fly a hug and a kiss. The Bone Thug nods his head. Spanish Fly nods back. Everyone in The Lightning Crew is speaking over each other. But that stops when Stephen Joseph Popick walks into The Lightning Crew dressing room, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his left shoulder. The crowd boos. Popick looks over Spanish Fly with a smile on his face. STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK I always knew you would return. Welcome home, Prodigal Son! Stephen Joseph Popick hugs Spanish Fly. The rest of The Lightning Crew applauds them. SPANISH FLY Thank you, sir. It is an honor to be back. Now, I finally have the respect that I deserve! POPICK You do, son. You do. You see, we here in The Lightning Crew treat everyone like they're a brother or sister to us. And you, Spanish Fly, will be no different. Yes, you might be even smaller than the two ladies in our group, but I know that you have the biggest heart out of all of us! And I know that you will make all of us proud! FLY I will, Mr. Popick! I will! POPICK Please, from now on call me...BOSS! FLY Okay...boss! POPICK Much better! Lightning Crew, drink up, be merry! For tonight is a night of celebration! Spanish Fly has returned home to the flock! And he shall have a front row seat as we watch The Bone Thug DESTROY Tha Puerto Rican later on tonight! THE BONE THUG ARRIBA LA RAZA~! Yo no le dejará abajo Senor Popick! ARRIBA LA RAZA~! POPICK ARRIBA LA RAZA~! indeed, Bone Thug! ARRIBA LA RAZA~! indeed! Someone's cellphone rings. POPICK Hold on. That's me. Popick answers his cellphone. POPICK Hello? Yes. You're here? Good. Excellent! PRL's gonna love this, HA HA! Thanks for showing up, dude! Okay. See you in a few minutes. Bye bye! Popick hangs up the cellphone. VITAMIN X Who was it? POPICK The man I talked to last week is here! The man who I GUARANTEE you all will get rid of Tha Puerto Rican once and for all! He has arrived and he is ready. Oh boy is he ready! I'm gonna go meet him! You guys stay here. I'll bring him in here in a few minutes! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! ARRIBA LA RAZA~! Popick slings the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder and then opens the door to The Lightning Crew dressing room. POPICK ARRIBA LA RAZA~! Popick exits through the door and closes it. The Lightning Crew all look on. THE LIGHTNING CREW ARRIBA LA RAZA~! The Lightning Crew all go back to congradulating Spanish Fly on joining them. There are smiles all around. The crowd boos.

Place this segment right after the Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly segment that I just sent you, Patty. Okay? Thank you! "LIGHTNING CREW!" The crowd stands up and starts booing immediately as the opening to "No Chance In Hell" starts playing. All shots of Tha Puerto Rican in The Lightning Crew entrance video have been replaced by shots of Stephen Joseph Popick. The lights go down in the arena while smoke fills up the entrance stage. Then, the crescendo hits, and a lightning bolt hits the entrance. The crowd boos, as "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds starts playing. *[i]No chance (No chance) That's what ya got! (Ha! Ha! Yeah.) We're up against no machine too strong (Too strong) Pussy politicians buying souls for us are...PUPPETS! (Puppets!)[/i]* The entrance doors slide open, and Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall come out. The crowd boos louder. Wall and Boricua look at the crowd, Wall a smirk on his face, Boricua a sneer on his face. CW pumps his right fist into the air. He looks at Boricua. Mr. Boricua grunts. Then, the two big men of The Lightning Crew begin their walk to the ring, with Cuban Wall's eyes focused solely on it, a serious expression on his face. *[i]But will find their place in line But tie a string around your finger now boy cuz Cuz it's just a matter of time Cuz you've got...NO CHANCE! (You've got no chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You've got...NO CHANCE! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You've got...NO CHANCE! (Got no chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You've got...NO CHANCE! (Chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL![/i]* *DING DING DING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute TV time limit. Introducing first. Coming to the ring at this time. Representing The Lightning Crew. At a total combined weight of 585 lbs. The team of MISTER BORICUA AND CUBANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Cuban Wall shadow boxes a little bit as "No Chance In Hell" continues playing. COLE A big tag team match about to start in a few moments! Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua going head-to-head against two guys who they know very well in Spanish Fly and Colombian Heat! COACH True, but this times a little different. Now that Colombian Heat is back with his BUTT-buddy Tha Puerto Rican, Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua have even MORE of a reason to kick his ass! COLE You can't say 'BUTT-buddy' on TV! COACH Da Coach is bigger than any FCC violation! Mr. Boricua yells at the fans. Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua climb the ring steps and then climb over the top rope to enter the ring. A spotlight shines on Wall and Boricua as the two of them do The Lightning Crew Salute to loud boos. COLE And there is The Lightning Crew Salute. For years that was done by Tha Puerto Rican, but after last week, as hard as it is to believe, he won't be doing it anymore. Yes folks, Tha Puerto Rican is OUT of The Lightning Crew. Out of the very group he founded! COACH He was failing as a leader. Popick did the right thing. And if PR wants a war, then he's got a war! All 8 members of The Lightning Crew aren't afraid to fight, I can tell you that much. COLE Well, for four years they did PR's dirty work. Now they're doing Popick's! So, nothing has really changed! COACH Hush up, you! Cuban Wall jaws with the fans as "No Chance In Hell" continues playing. Wall heads to a second turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air. He then gets off the turnbuckle and heads to another second turnbuckle where he raises his hands in the air again. Wall then gets off the second turnbuckle and heads to a third second turnbuckle where he raises his hands again. Wall then gets off that second turnbuckle and heads to the fourth second turnbuckle where he raises his hands in the air for a fourth time. Cuban Wall then gets off the second turnbuckle and shadow boxes. Mr. Boricua heads to a second turnbuckle and poses to loud boos. He then gets off the second turnbuckle and exits the ring to the ringside area to yell at the fans. COLE The two big men of The Lightning Crew about to face off against the team of Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly that are stronger than ever! They had some tension over the past two months, but they eased their differences after the incredible Ladder Match for the US Title 2 weeks ago at November Reign. COACH So? It doesn't matter. Both Fly and Heat are outmatched. This will be a piece of cake for The Lightning Crew! COLE You've said that in the past, Coach. This ain't Heat OR Fly's first rodeo with The Lightning Crew you know! COACH Yeah, but those were all flukes! COLE When do they stop being flukes and start being legit victories? COACH When I say so. COLE Which will be never. COACH Correct. You catch on quick! COLE Oh come on. The lights go back on in the arena. COLE Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly, more unified than ever! As great as Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall are, this is NOT a good time to be facing Heat and Fly! COACH Don't be ridicolous. Calm down on the hyperbole Cole! "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds dies down. The crowd boos. COLE Big time match-up coming up in just a few moments here on HeldDOWN~! The lights go down in the arena. Two spotlights shine on the entrance. After five seconds... *BOOM~!* Spanish Fly shoots out from underneath the entrance stage with pyro right behind him. Spanish Fly raises his right fist into the air causing the crowd to cheer. "Krokodilamadurinn" by Quarashi starts playing as Spanish Fly points to both sides of the arena, and then walks down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans along the way. BUFFER And their opponents! First, coming to the ring at this time. Originally from Tijuana, Mexico but now residing in San Diego, California. Weighing in at 175 lbs. SPANISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Spanish Fly continues slapping hands with the fans as he makes his way to the ring. COLE Spanish Fly, a former HI-YAH World Tag Team Champion, a Title which he held with Colombian Heat for two weeks back in January. COACH The darkest days in the history of the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles. COLE (ignoring Coach) Now he is once again tag teaming with Colombian Heat! COACH Fly didn't seem too pleased that PRL and Heat reunited last week. COLE While that's true, they agreed to disagree for now, which I can understand. I mean, after all, it was a little over two years ago that PRL was feuding with Spanish Fly over the 24/7 Title! COACH The poor guy is just mad that his playtime with Heat has been cut in half. He doesn't want to share the sandbox with Tha Puerto Rican! COLE Oh will you stop!? COACH No, making these jokes about Fly is fun! I can't help it if he's a walking punchline! COLE Oh please. Spanish Fly climbs the ring steps and then enters the ring. He stares at Wall and Boricua. Fly then gets on a second turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air to cheers. Spanish Fly gets off the second turnbuckle and heads to another second turnbuckle, raising his hands in the air receiving another loud pop from the crowd. Fly gets off the turnbuckles and looks at his opponents again. COLE The 4'11" Spanish Fly in for the fight of his life. Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall are thinking about what happened last week. And they will surely take it out on Heat and Fly. COACH As well they should. The lights go back on in the arena. Spanish Fly says something to Wall and Boricua and then looks at the entrance. "Krokodilamadurinn" by Quarashi dies down. COLE Tha Puerto Rican is surely watching this match. His friend, one half of The Badd Boyz, about to be in tag team action with *his* best friend, Spanish Fly! Spanish Fly does "The Outsiders point taunt". The crowd is buzzing in anticipation of Colombian Heat's entrance. COLE This crowd is on their edge of their seats waiting for the arrival of the US Champion! COACH Big whoop. A piano plays a melody, causing the crowd to cheer. The lights go down in the arena, turning back on in tune with the melody. *"COME ON!"* *BOOM~!* "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Pyro explodes, leaving behind fire that burns on both sides of the entrance stage. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull starts playing. The entrance doors slide open, and the crowd cheers as Colombian Heat comes storming out. Heat bounces up and down in place, the OAOAST United States Championship belt strapped around his waist. Heat unstraps the belt and raises the OAOAST United States Championship belt over his head, pointing to it to loud cheers. The Colombian superstar raises his hands, acknowledging the fans. He then points to both sides of the arena, and then begins his walk down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans with his left hand and holding the OAOAST United States Championship belt with his right hand. BUFFER And his partner. Coming to the ring at this time. Originally from Bogotá, Colombia but now residing in Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 180 lbs. He is one-half of The Badd Boyz AND the reigning One And Only AngleSault Thread United States Champion. This...is...COLOMBIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Colombian Heat continues his walk to the ring, slapping more fans hands while Spanish Fly applauds him inside of the ring. COLE A tremendous ovation for Colombian Heat, the reigning United States Champion, who last week formed a new tag team with his old running buddy, PRL, called The Badd Boyz! COACH Something which didn't please Spanish Fly. COLE True. But they've agreed to put things on hold for now and concentrate on the task at hand. Because you gotta believe Popick has given Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall strict orders to decimate and manhandle both Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly! COACH Just sit back and relax and enjoy the carnage like I will, Michael Cole! This is going to be quite the match! HA HA! Colombian Heat looks at the camera. COLOMBIAN HEAT We is gonna get CRUNK'D~! here tonight, y'all! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Colombian Heat climbs up the ring steps and then hops into the ring. Heat gets on the second ring rope and does the "WESTSIIIIIIIDE" hand signal with his right hand, and raises the OAOAST United States Championship belt in the air with his left hand, receiving cheers. Heat then gets onto a second turnbuckle and throws up the "W" hand signal again with his right hand and raises the OAOAST United States Championship belt in the air with his left hand. He receives more cheers. Spanish Fly roots Heat on inside the ring. COLE A longtime rivalry about to continue as Heat and Fly mix it up with their two former comrades in The Lightning Crew, Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua. COACH Heat, Fly, and PRL all have one thing in common: none of them deserve to wear a Lightning Crew T-shirt! COLE Which is kinda funny when again, you remember that PRL FOUNDED the group in the first place! COACH I know. Life is weird, ain't it? Colombian Heat gets off the second turnbuckle and calls for a microphone. COLE Colombian Heat defeated Cuban Wall to win his first singles Title in the OAOAST, the 24/7 Title, back in July on HeldDOWN~! in 3 seconds flat. Something Cuban Wall hasn't forgotten about to this very day. COACH It was the truly the low point of Cuban Wall's career, but he has bounced back stupendously! And hey, if Popick still wants him in The Lightning Crew, that must mean something, right? COLE I'm not sure if I'd use Popick as the measuring stick for who's talented in the OAOAST. COACH Popick knows talent when he sees it. And in Cuban Wall, he DEFINITELY sees IT! Colombian Heat receives a microphone from a ringside attendant. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo! CROWD YO! HEAT Yo! CROWD YO! HEAT YO! CROWD YO! HEAT YO! CROWD YO! HEAT YO! CROWD YO! HEAT YO! CROWD YO! HEAT YO! CROWD YO! HEAT YO! CROWD YO! HEAT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Colombian Heat smiles. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull dies down. Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall look on in disgust. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yeah, first off, I's like to send a special shoutout to mah boi, Tha Puerto Rican who will kick some Lightning Crew ASS later on tonight! The crowd pops for the mention of Tha Puerto Rican. HEAT Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But for now, if all of y'all are ready to see me and mah brotha from anotha motha, Spanish Fly, make Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua feel the Heat...then Tacoma, Washington...make some noise UP IN THIS-- "BI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!" The crowd does make some noise up in this bi-atch. Heat hands the microphone over to Spanish Fly. SPANISH FLY Aw yeah! Aw yeah! Where my dogs at!? Where they at!? Tacoma, Washington WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" FLY Damn right, yo! Spanish Fly hands the microphone back to the same ringside attendant Heat got the microphone from. Colombian Heat removes his bling from around his neck and then hands the bling over to another ringside attendant. Heat then hands the OAOAST United States Championship belt over to referee Mickey Jay, who then hands the belt over to another ringside attendant. Heat exits the ring and searches around ringside for someone to give his Colombian Heat bandana to. He finds somebody in the form of an 8-year-old boy with a white Colombian Heat T-shirt on. Heat puts his Colombian Heat bandana on the head of the 8-year-old boy and then gives him a high-five. Heat gives the kid a thumbs up and smiles. HEAT YEAH-UH~! COLE Fans of all ages love Colombian Heat! COACH Yes, yes, I get it already! Cut it out with that crap! Colombian Heat climbs back up the ring steps and hops back into the ring. Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall are already in the ring. Heat stands by Spanish Fly as Fly pulls on the top ring rope. The crowd is buzzing in anticipation of the start of the match. COLE Popick said the physical and mental dissection of Tha Puerto Rican begins this week. We shall see if he's right. COACH Popick's got a good track record when it comes to being right. Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua discuss stragety while Spanish Fly and Colombian Heat do the same. Mickey Jay pats down Cuban Wall, and then pats down Mr. Boricua. He then goes over and pats down Spanish Fly, and then pats down Colombian Heat. He gives the two teams last minute instructions and then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* [b]CUBAN WALL AND MR. BORICUA vs. COLOMBIAN HEAT AND SPANISH FLY[/b] Mr. Boricua heads to his corner, meaning Cuban Wall will start for The Lightning Crew team. Spanish Fly and Colombian Heat do Rock, Paper, Scissors. Heat's Paper beats Spanish Fly's Rock, so Heat starts the match. He pounds elbows with Fly and then Spanish Fly exits the ring. COLE All right. We begin the match with Colombian Heat and Cuban Wall. Two men who know each other very well! COACH They've had their battles in the past, and as usual, Cuban Wall will come out on top! "LET'S GO HEAT!" "LET'S GO HEAT!" "LET'S GO HEAT!" "LET'S GO HEAT!" Heat and Wall stare at each other. Heat looks at the crowd and nods his head, a smile on his face. COLE This crowd behind Heat 100% here tonight! Colombian Heat watches as Cuban Wall cracks his knuckles. Spanish Fly gives Heat words of encouragement. Wall motions for Heat to bring it. Heat and Wall circle each other. They lock up. Heat immediately ends the lock up by kicking Cuban Wall in the gut! He does it again! And again! Heat then switches to forearm shots to the head of The Muscle of The Lightning Crew! Heat grabs Cuban Wall and whips him into the ropes. He follows with an AJ Styles-like dropkick! The dropkick dazes Wall, but he does not fall! So, Colombian Heat grabs Cuban Wall and takes him over to a neutral corner where he slams Wall's head on the top turnbuckle pad! Heat then kicks Wall in the chest. Then the gut. Then the chest. And then the gut again! COLE Colombian Heat in control of Cuban Wall in the early going! Colombian Heat whips Cuban Wall into the opposite turnbuckle, and then follows with another dropkick! Heat taunts Mr. Boricua. Mr. Boricua grunts and yells and screams at Heat. Cuban Wall pokes Heat in the eyes! COACH That's what ya get for doing that, Heat! HA HA! Wall quickly takes the advantage, grabbing Heat by his left arm and twisting it into an arm-wringer. He then turns the arm-wringer into a side headlock. Wall cinches the hold tight. Heat walks with Wall into the ropes, and then shoves him off into the opposite ropes. Wall does a shoulderblock which knocks Heat down! COLE And Wall with a shoulderblock, now in control! Wall takes a few steps back, and then charges forward, going for an jumping elbow drop...THAT MISSES! Heat moved out of the way! COACH Oh no! COLE Nobody home for Wall on that one! Heat slowly gets back to his feet. Heat sees Wall on the mat, so he decides to do the "Where The Hood At!?" onto Wall! Heat goes for the cover. 1... 2... KICK OUT! COLE Not enough that time for Heat! Colombian Heat slaps the mat in frustration. But he soon gets over it and picks the now slightly weakened Cuban Wall up. Heat grabs Wall by his head and slams his head on the top turnbuckle pad in a neutral corner. Heat then punches Wall in the face several times. CH climbs the second turnbuckle and starts hammering away at the top of Cuban Wall's head. CROWD ONE! TWO! THREE! Cuban Wall shoves Heat off of him. But Heat lands on his feet, so he goes right back up onto the second turnbuckle and starts hammering away at the top of Cuban Wall's head! CROWD ONE! TWO! THREE! Cuban Wall shoves Heat off of him again! But the United States Champion lands on his feet once more and immediately goes right back onto the second turnbuckle to continue hammering away at the top of Cuban Wall's head! COLE Shoved off again! But the United States Champion is relentless! CROWD ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! Colombian Heat gets back onto the mat and plays to the crowd, who cheer. Cuban Wall is already winded. Spanish Fly cheers Heat on. COACH What are you waiting for, Wall? DO SOMETHING! CH pulls Cuban Wall out from the turnbuckle corner. He hooks him up for The Stroke! COLE Bong Hit on Cuban Wall! He got all of it on that one! The crowd cheers. Mr. Boricua enters the ring. He goes for a clothesline. Colombian Heat ducks, and starts firing away with forearm shots to the head! COLE And now Colombian Heat going to work on Mr. Boricua! COACH No Boricua! That's a bad Boricua! Mr. Boricua goes for a right punch. Heat ducks, and fires with some more punches! Mr. Boricua goes for a left hook. Heat ducks that one too, and fires with some more punches getting Stephen Joseph Popick's bodyguard dazed and confused! Colombian Heat keeps on hitting Mr. Boricua with his punches, and then bounces off the ropes, charges forward, and hits Boricua with a leg lariat sending him over the top rope and onto the floor! COLE Out goes Mr. Boricua! The 6'9" 300 pound monster has been taken out of the ring by the 6'0" 180 pound Colombian Heat! COACH What is going on here people? Focus! Focus! Focus! NOW! Mr. Boricua is out on the floor. Colombian Heat quickly slides back into the ring and does a SHIMMY~! to the crowd's delight! Cuban Wall is showing signs of movement on the mat. "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" COLE Colombian Heat is all fired up right now! COACH Get your heads together, guys! Spanish Fly enters the ring. Mickey Jay tells Fly to get back to his corner but he won't listen. Colombian Heat paces around the ring waiting for Cuban Wall to get back to his feet. COLE And now Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly are in control of the two big men of The Lightning Crew! Colombian Heat taunts Mr. Boricua, who is still on the outside. He then taunts Cuban Wall and laughs at him. COACH What is Heat waiting for? COLE I think he is just giving them time to get up. COACH What an arrogant jerk. He knows that he's in control, but he wants to prolong the suffering! And yet people CHEER for this thug!? COLE He's got alot of good qualities! That's why they love him! COACH He has no good qualities in my eyes! Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly pace back and forth in the ring, getting the crowd worked up. COLE Yes he does! Like he's got a good heart. He's very talented. He's good on the mic-- SPANISH FLY GIVES COLOMBIAN HEAT A LOW BLOWii!!!!!!!!!! COLE HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! Spanish Fly starts hammering away at Colombian Heat's back! The crowd is stunned! COLE What am I seeing!? What am I seeing!? COACH I don't know, but I like it! COLE That's his best friend! That's his best friend he's doing that to! COACH Looks like that's not the case anymore! Spanish Fly hammers Heat until he can no longer stand! Fly then exits the ring and climbs the top rope. The crowd can't believe it. COLE Is this happening!? No! It can't be! COACH It is, Cole! It is! And I thought we had our fill with shocking events last week! But it looks like it continues this week! Spanish Fly motions for Heat to get up. Cuban Wall is using the ring ropes to pull himself up. He smiles evilly. Colombian Heat is on his right knee. COLE I thought they had reconciled! I thought things were smooth between them again! COACH Looks like you were wrong, as usual, Michael Cole! COLE But wait a minute. Does that mean... COACH Could be, Cole! Could be! Colombian Heat slowly gets to a vertical base. He is now groggy. Spanish Fly leaps off the top rope, coming down on Colombian Heat with a top rope Fame-Ass-Er! COLE Fly Swatter! Fly Swatter on Colombian Heat! This can't be happening! COACH It's happening right before your very eyes, Cole! Spanish Fly lets out a primal roar! Colombian Heat is laying flat on his back on the mat! Fly taunts Heat as Mr. Boricua gets on the ring apron. Cuban Wall is now on his feet and is applauding Spanish Fly. The crowd boos loudly. COLE This is unbelievable! Spanish Fly has turned on Colombian Heat! There's no question about their friendship now! COACH It was bound to happen. And it finally did. Mr. Boricua enters the ring. He laughs maniacally. Cuban Wall also laughs maniacally. Then, it all becomes crystal clear as Spanish Fly looks at Wall and Fly...and forms an L with his arms! The Lightning Crew Salute! COLE Oh no! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! NO! COACH YES! He has returned home! Spanish Fly has an evil smile on his face. He spits on Colombian Heat and then exits the ring. COLE Spanish Fly sold out! Spanish Fly sold out to The Lightning Crew! He has returned to The Lightning Crew! COACH Oh happy day! He has returned home! Praise the Lord! Spanish Fly taunts the fans at ringside while Cuban Wall covers Colombian Heat. Mickey Jay counts. COLE Spanish Fly has sunk to a new low! 1... 2... HEAT PUTS HIS RIGHT SHOULDER UP!!! "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" SPANISH FLY WHAT!? COACH WHAT!? COLE He put his right shoulder up! Colombian Heat will not stay down! Come on Heat! Come on Heat! COACH And you say I'M biased! Mickey Jay makes puts up two fingers to symbolize a two count. Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and Spanish Fly can't believe it. COLE He's still got some fight left in him! Cuban Wall starts stomping away on Colombian Heat! A "HEAT!" chant starts up again. Wall picks up the groggy Heat and sends him over to The Lightning Crew corner. He lays into Heat with some soupbones all over his body. COLE Did Colombian Heat even see Fly low blow him? Does he have any idea it was Fly!? COACH Maybe, maybe not. But he felt that low blow, that's for sure! Mr. Boricua punches on Heat while Cuban Wall continues with the soupbones! COLE Colombian Heat, betrayed by his best friend, just like PRL was betrayed by his friends last week! COACH They're two peas in a pod aren't they? Wall and Boricua hammer at Heat until he is down on the mat. But suddenly, Heat shoots right back up and punches Wall! Then he punches Boricua! Then he punches Wall! Then Boricua! Wall! Boricua! Wall! Boricua! Wall! Boricua! Wall! Boricua! COLE He's still got that fire left in him! He will not go down easily! Spanish Fly looks on concerned as Colombian Heat starts wailing away on Cuban Wall! The punches take Cuban Wall into the ropes. Heat then rushes over and punches Mr. Boricua in the face! Spanish Fly distracts the referee while Colombian Heat punches Cuban Wall on the ring ropes. COLE But Spanish Fly has the referee's attention! Colombian Heat grabs Cuban Wall's left wrist and gives him an Irish whip into the opposite ropes--Cuban Wall reverses--Mr. Boricua hits Colombian Heat in the back! Colombian Heat stumbles forward...right into a GOOZLE~! COLE Oh no! Not this! Not now! Cuban Wall grabs Colombian Heat's yellow basketball jersey and then lifts him up, slamming him back down onto the mat with a CHOKESLAM! COLE Chokeslam! Chokeslam on Colombian Heat! The crowd boos loudly. Cuban Wall laughs evilly and then picks Colombian Heat up. He scoops him up onto his right shoulder...and then falls to his knees, giving Heat the Wallbreaker! COLE Wallbreaker! Wallbreaker on Colombian Heat! COACH Oh please tell me what I think is coming up is coming up! Spanish Fly is cheering wildly. He is the only one in the arena cheering. Cuban Wall stands up, sneers at Heat, and then runs into the ropes, bounces off the ropes, charges forward, and then jumps up and down onto Colombian Heat with THE LIGHTNING CREW SPLASH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 COLE The Lightning Crew Splash! First PRL, now Colombian Heat! This is appalling! This is horrible! COACH This is awesome! Cuban Wall lets out a primal scream of his own. He then covers Colombian Heat, hooking his right leg. Mickey Jay counts. Spanish Fly counts along. COLE This is the most horrible moment in Spanish Fly's career! 1... 2... 2 1/2 2.9999999999999999999999999999999999 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* (4:56) COLE Mercifully, it's over! "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds starts playing again. Mr. Boricua enters the ring and raises his hands in victory. Cuban Wall gets his hands raised by Mickey Jay. Spanish Fly enters the ring and jumps up and down in celebration. BUFFER Here are your winners...MISTER BORICUA AND CUBANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! COACH They should add 'and SPANISH FLY' to that announcement because he's as much of a victor as Wall and Boricua are! Spanish Fly high fives Cuban Wall and then Mr. Boricua. He laughs maniacally. The crowd boos loudly. COLE I never thought I would see this again: Spanish Fly, Mr. Boricua, and Cuban Wall on the same page! On the same team! COACH I guess Spanish Fly finally saw the light! He has returned home! He is back in The Lightning Crew! COLE I thought he left that all behind! I thought he was a better man! I thought he was above that! Guess I was wrong. COACH Guess so! COLE Spanish Fly, Mr. 6-1-9 himself, has turned his back on these fans, turned his back on his best friend, turned his back on us all! COACH And he couldn't be happier! Mr. Boricua gets his hands raised in victory by Mickey Jay. Boricua then grabs Mickey Jay and throws him out of the ring onto the floor! COLE This is sickening! Spanish Fly raises Cuban Wall's and Mr. Boricua's hands in victory to loud boos. Fly laughs maniacally. He then does The Lightning Crew Salute again. Fly tells Wall and Boricua something. Wall and Boricua start stomping on Colombian Heat! COLE Oh come on now! The match is over! That's enough! COACH Not for me, it ain't! Spanish Fly joins in on the beatdown on Colombian Heat as "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds dies down. "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" Spanish Fly taunts the fans for saying "P.R.!" Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, and Spanish Fly continue stomping on Colombian Heat. COLE They were closer than most brothers! They were blood brothers! I can't believe it! I still can't! COACH Believe it! There ain't nothing but HATRED between Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly now! Spanish Fly tells Mr. Boricua something. Mr. Boricua yells, snorts, and growls as he picks the severely weakened Colombian Heat up. Boricua places Heat in a standing headscissors, and then lifts him up high into the air! COLE Oh no! Not this too! Mr. Boricua holds Heat in the air for a few more seconds...and then drops him HARD onto the mat with a Powerbomb! COLE Latino Bomb! Latino Bomb on Colombian Heat! COACH Way to go, Boricua! Way to go! Colombian Heat lies unconscious on the mat. Mr. Boricua yells, snorts, and screams. Cuban Wall and Spanish Fly pose to LOUD boos. COLE Disgusting. That's all I can say. Absolutely disgusting! Spanish Fly calls for a microphone. Cuban Wall hands him one from a ringside attendant. COLE Now what? COACH He's going to speak! SPANISH FLY Yeah! Yeah! SHUT UP! (CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) Yeah, guess my job of being the star of this team is over! I told you Heat! I told you to be careful of who you trust in the wrestling business, Heat! I told you there are people who will hurt you! You DID end up paying the price! I TOLD YOU SO! You go ahead and be friends with PRL, you're weak just like he is! Heat, I'm tired of being your little buddy! I'm tired of being your little charity case! I'm not your partner! I'm not your brother from another mother! I'm not your amigo! I'm NOTHING to you! YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE! From now on, I'm my own man! And I don't need YOU, and I ESPECIALLY don't need ANY OF YOU PEOPLE! The crowd boos. FLY All I need is the love and support from my FRIENDS in THE LIGHTNING CREW! Because THESE GUYS are the ONLY people in the One And Only AngleSault Thread who treat me with the RESPECT I DESERVE! And as for you Heat, you are nothing more but a PIECE OF CRAP! And I'm SICK of being in your shadow! People are going to know who I am and recognize me for my talent whether they like it or not! So put that in your pipe and smoke it, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Spanish Fly kicks Colombian Heat some more! Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall join in. COLE Stop this! Will somebody stop this carnage!? Wall, Fly, and Boricua continue beating down on Colombian Heat... Until down the entrance ramp comes charging in THA PUERTO RICAN! COLE PRL IS HERE! PRL IS IN THE RING! Tha Puerto Rican slides into the ring, and as soon as he does, Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, and Spanish Fly exit the ring! PRL lunges after Spanish Fly, but Fly is out of his reach, something Fly makes sure to mention as he walks away back towards the entrance. COLE Tha Puerto Rican is in the ring, but it's too late! Colombian Heat has been left for dead by Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and the NEWEST member of The Lightning Crew, Spanish Fly! COACH Spanish Fly must feel like he's 5-feet tall tonight! Tha Puerto Rican checks on his best friend while Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and Spanish Fly walk up the entrance ramp, evil smiles on all their faces. Spanish Fly taunts Heat and PRL some more, doing a De-Generation X "SUCK IT!" hand gesture and sticking his tongue out. PRL runs his mouth at the three Lightning Crew members. COLE It's as if the roles have been reversed. You would think Spanish Fly would be the one to check on Colombian Heat, but no, it was SPANISH FLY who did the dirty deed and it is THA PUERTO RICAN checking up on Colombian Heat! COACH The OAOAST's turned upside down in the past week or so! Spanish Fly hugs Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall, and then does The Lightning Crew Salute again. PRL points a menacing finger at Spanish Fly. COLE How long was this planned for? Huh? How long was this planned for? Since last week? Last month? Did Spanish Fly really want to reconcile with Heat at November Reign? Or was that a charade? Has he been wanting to do this since October? DAMNIT I want answers! COACH Be patient. You'll get your answers. Just savor the moment. Spanish Fly has returned to the flock! He has redeemed himself tonight in Tacoma, Washington live on HeldDOWN~! COLE We have seen a side of Spanish Fly that we thought was gone never to return. How wrong we were. Spanish Fly sold out. He has been lured back into The Lightning Crew now led by Stephen Joseph Popick! COACH This is an awesome awesome moment! COLE This is one of the most starling moments in OAOAST history! One of the most shocking moments ever! We never saw it coming! All the signs pointed the other way. COACH I know, and that's the beauty of it! Bravo Lightning Crew! Bravo! Tha Puerto Rican helps Colombian Heat get up. Spanish Fly, Mr. Boricua, and Cuban Wall taunt The Badd Boyz from the entrance stage. All three Lightning Crew members laugh evilly. The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. Cut to the ending of the match, starting with Spanish Fly turning on Colombian Heat. COACH All right! We're seeing it again! Okay, so you see Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly pacing back and forth. And then, BOOM! Low blow! Spanish Fly just DEMOLISHING Colombian HACK! He hit him from behind, but he got him good! He's 4'11", but look at all that power! And then he went up top...FLY SWATTER! Fly Swatter on his good 'buddy' Colombian Heat! It was official. Spanish Fly had rejoined The Lightning Crew. And then Cuban Wall takes over. Watch this: Chokeslam! HA! HA! Then, then, Wallbreaker! And then he finishes it off with The Lightning Crew Splash! Say Buenos Noches, Colombian Heat! Uno, dos, tres! Your winners, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, AND Spanish Fly! I love it! The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen again. Cut to live action as Tha Puerto Rican helps Colombian Heat exit the ring. Cuban Wall, Spanish Fly, and Mr. Boricua have already left through the entrance doors. COLE I still contend that Colombian Heat had no idea it was Spanish Fly that gave him the low blow. He didn't look at him once during that whole 'beatdown'. He had no idea what happened. Everything happened so fast. He will have to look at the videotape, the replay of this, but I'm sure when he does, he will be absolutely crushed! A three-year friendship down the drain. Spanish Fly sold himself out to The Lightning Crew and for what? COACH Fame? Fortune? Respect? COLE All of which he had already! COACH Let's not kid ourselves, Mikey. He had no respect from these fans or his fellow OAOAST Superstars. COLE He had PLENTY of respect! For the past two years, Spanish Fly has entertained countless number of fans and put on entertaining match after entertaining match! And he threw it all away for what? What I ask!? COACH Because it got him no where! He can entertain these fans all he wants, but what's that matter when you barely got any belts to your name? Spanish Fly took a huge risk tonight, but it paid off in spades! His career is going to get a huge boost from this. A HUGE boost! He's going to skyrocket to the top now! COLE I don't know what BS Stephen Joseph Popick fed him to get him to do this, but all I know is that Spanish Fly is not the man I thought he was! And he proved it tonight! COACH You're right. He isn't. He's BETTER than the man you thought he was. Tha Puerto Rican and Colombian Heat walk up the entrance ramp. Heat is only half-awake. PRL has to hold Heat up as they walk up the entrance ramp. COLE Well, we need to take a break. Let what just happened soak in. Fans, we'll be right back after these messages with more HeldDOWN~! live on TSM! The Badd Boyz exit through the sliding doors, Heat having to be held by Tha Puerto Rican and walking slowly. The crowd cheers. This is the last image we see before we fade to black. [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b] [b]*Commercials*[/b]

Place this segment in the middle of the show, right before the Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly vs. Cuban Wall/Mr. Boricua match which I shall be posting here shortly. Trust me. kthxbye The camera cuts to the backstage area where Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly are at. The crowd cheers loudly. Spanish Fly is stretching before his match, while Colombian Heat is bouncing up and down in place, the OAOAST United States Championship belt over his left shoulder. Fly stops stretching. SPANISH FLY Heat, can we talk? COLOMBIAN HEAT Sure, what's up, son? FLY It's about what happened last week. What with you and Tha Puerto Rican becoming friends again. HEAT Aw yeah! That was awesome, bro! Yo, me and PRL, we been kickin' it all week, just chillin', hangin' out. Been like ol' times! FLY Yeeeah. About that. See, I don't know if you remember...but...me and Tha Puerto Rican...well, we don't see eye-to-eye. In fact...to be perfectly honest...I'd like to stab that bastard in the face with an ice-pick! Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is...I don't think you should trust Tha Puerto Rican. HEAT And why not? FLY Heat...have you been in the same company that I have been in for the past four years? I mean, don't you remember? Don't you remember all the rotten, disgusting, nasty, brutal things he's done? To you? To me? To everybody in this whole damn company! I mean, he's a liar, an egomaniac, a backstabber, a heartless jerk, a selfish, self-centered, egotistical ASS! Seriously, you could tell me he's changed, but didn't he do pretty much the exact same thing he's doing right now LAST YEAR!? Remember? With D*LUX, and the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles? You didn't believe him last year, and you were eventually proven right! Why do you believe him this year? HEAT Because nobody in tha OAOAST can read Tha Puerto Rican like I can! Dude's a little shady, but he's good peoples! Trust me. He can act like an asshole, I's know dat from first-hand experience...but he's also a real cool dude once you get to know him. FLY Heat, buddy, I'm telling you. This is NOT a good idea. You can't trust this guy. He's bad news. HEAT Fly, buddy, I'm tellin' you. Youse got nothin' to worry about, homie! PRL's a'ight now. Not tha same guy he used to be. In fact, he's BETTA than he used to be! Much much better! Are you just worried that I'm gonna stop hangin' out wit you? FLY No. HEAT I's know you is! I's knows! Listen, Tha Badd Boyz thing wit PRL, that's one thing. But youse and I? We is tight for life, yo! We gonna kick it till we is in our graves! You can always count on me, man! I've got yo' back! We is partners! We is brothas! Ya feel me? FLY Yeah, yeah, I feel ya. I feel ya, Heat. But...still... HEAT Listen, don't worry, G. Everything is gonna be a'ight! You know what I'm sayin'? Now, we has got a BIG task ahead of us tonight. Cuban Wall. Mr. Boricua. Youse down to take them out 1-2-3 in tha middle of tha ring? Spanish Fly lights up. SPANISH FLY Oh yeah I'm down, man! Spanish Fly high fives Colombian Heat. HEAT A'ight, yo! A'ight, yo! It's frickin' payback time, man! FLY Yeah, man! HEAT Let's do it! FLY Yeah! Let's do it, maaaaaaaan! HEAT YEAH-UH~! Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly walk away. The crowd cheers. COLE Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly vs. Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua next! [b]* COMMERCIAL BREAK *[/b]

Also: -Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly segment -Spanish Fly segment -PRL/Colombian Heat segment

-Hell In A Cell Match For The Golden Contract: "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Owner of the Golden Contract) vs. Bohemoth (OAOAST School's Out 2007) -2 Out Of 3 Falls Match For The HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship: "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican & Stephen Joseph Popick (Champions) vs. Colombian Heat & Spanish Fly (Challengers) (OAOAST HeldDOWN~! January 18, 2007) -OAOAST 24/7 Championship, OAOAST X-Division Championship, OAOAST United States Championship: James Riggs (OAOAST 24/7 Champion & OAOAST X-Division Champion with Staci) vs. Colombian Heat (Challenger) (OAOAST Zero Hour 2007) -Triple Threat Ladder Match For The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (Champion with Megan Skye) vs. "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Challenger with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez) vs. Zack Malibu (Challenger) (OAOAST Zero Hour 2007) -Triple Decker Cage Match For The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Stephen Joseph Popick (Champion) vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (Challenger with Megan Skye and David Arquette) vs. Bohemoth (Challenger) vs. Zack Malibu (Challenger) vs. "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Challenger) vs. "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez (Challenger) (OAOAST November Reign 2007) Feel Good Moment Of The Year Zack Malibu finally ends "Reckless" Drek Stone's OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign (OAOAST School's Out 2007) Colombian Heat makes history by becoming the first United States Champion in One And Only AngleSault Thread history, defeating his hated rival in the process (OAOAST Zero Hour 2007) Colombian Heat recovers from losing his girlfriend by winning the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles with Spanish Fly (OAOAST HeldDOWN~! January 18, 2007) Jade Rodez turns her back on The Enterprise and reunites with her brother Leon Rodez and D*LUX (OAOAST AngleSlam 2007) Reject ends Alfdogg's three-year WDW World Heavyweight Championship reign, winning the WDW World Heavyweight Championship in his hometown (OAOAST AngleSlam 2007) Zack Malibu finally defeats Bruce Blank, sending him out of the One And Only AngleSault Thread forever (OAOAST Anglepalooza 2007) What about Most Shocking Moment? Jade Rodez turns her back on D*LUX and Leon Rodez (OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone) "Reckless" Drek Stone defeats Zack Malibu to retain the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship at the biggest show of the year (OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone) Chicks Over Dicks break up (OAOAST HeldDOWN~! November 8, 2007) Dance Dance Dragon defeats Vitamin X to make it to the Finals of the Tournament For The Vacant OAOAST X-Division Championship and earns himself a trip to OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone (OAOAST HeldDOWN~! March 22, 2007) Vitamin X pins Caboose in a No Holds Barred Falls Count Anywhere Match (OAOAST Syndicated April 28, 2007) "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican doesn't die in his Hell In A Cell Match against Bohemoth for the Golden Contract (OAOAST School's Out 2007) Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix cashes in on his Money In The Bank Title shot and defeats Zack Malibu to win the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship for the first time ever (OAOAST HeldDOWN~! June 28, 2007)

-Stephen Joseph Popick's got some explaining to do! I'll tell you that much!

Place this in the middle of the show, please. The camera cuts to The Lightning Crew dressing room where "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez are located at at this moment. The crowd gives a noticeably positive reaction. PRL is taking off his black sports jacket and looking through his black duffle bag for his ring gear. Lindsay Gonzalez is sitting on the leather sofa, the OAOAST Women's Championship belt laying over her right shoulder. "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN This is it, Lindsay! This is it! This is my night! I can feel it! Finally, after so many years, so many matches, so much blood, sweat, and tears, tonight is the night where Tha Puerto Rican ascends to the top of the OAOAST mountain and becomes the NEW World Heavyweight Champion! MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ Wooo! That's right, baby! PRL And Lindsay, afterwards, we shall truly be the Golden Couple of the OAOAST! Just think about it, you and me, champions of the world, side by side, as husband and wife! LINDSAY That truly warms my heart. PRL I know. You and I will be a power couple. But in order to get to that, we have to get through tonight. And after tonight's done, we can go out clubbing, maybe get our groove on with our belts high up in the air, everybody going, 'Heyyyy! Hooooo! Heyyyy! Hooooo! Heyyyy! Hooooo! Heyyyy! Hooooo!' And then, we'd be dancing... PRL starts dancing, rather badly, causing Lindsay to hold in her laughs. As PR continues his dance, Stephen Joseph Popick walks into the shot, already in his ring gear. STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK What's that I heard you say about tonight? PRL Ohhhhh nothing. Just how when I win tonight, me and Lindsay will both be titleholders here in the One And Only AngleSault Thread. POPICK HA! That's cute. Real cute, P. WHEN you win tonight. Heh. Real nice, champ. Real nice. PRL What's that supposed to mean? POPICK I'm just saying...you do know who you're up against tonight, right? I mean, five other men, including me. And, Puerto, buddy, as much as I respect you and love you like a brother...I'm not going to be taking it easy on you in the Triple Decker Cage Match. PRL Well that's fine...because I'm not going to be taking it easy on you either! I want to become World Heavyweight Champion! I NEED to become World Heavyweight Champion! That belt means the world to me, and if I have to stick a ladder up your candy ass in order to win the match, then so be it! POPICK WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? PRL You heard me, Stephen! LINDSAY Guys! Guys! Guys! Chill! Chill! Chill! Now look, I know how much you both want to win the Triple Decker Cage Match tonight. But you can't let that destroy your friendship! You have had each other's back for the past three years! Don't let that stop now just because one of you just so happens to be the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! PR and Popick stare at each other. Both men are breathing hard. They both take a deep breath. PRL She's right. We shouldn't let this end our friendship. POPICK Yeah. What's the point of being Champion of the World...if you don't have anyone to share it with? PRL Yeah, Popick. Good point. Partners? PRL sticks his right hand out. POPICK Friends for life! Popick shakes PRL's right hand with his right hand. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez nods her head in approval. The crowd boos. LINDSAY Yeah! There you go! THA PUERTO RICAN Thanks, Linds. I love you, girl. LINDSAY No problem. I love you too, boo. POPICK Thanks, Lindsay! LINDSAY No problem, Popick! PRL All right, I gotta go get ready. See you later, Stephen. POPICK Later, P. PRL grabs his duffle bag and walks away. Popick watches PRL leave. POPICK He's got a bright future ahead of him. He just needs to stay on the right track. And I can guide him down that track. Popick glances over at Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and then walks away. COLE Tensions are boiling over as we get closer and closer to the Triple Decker Cage Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title! COACH Popick and PRL better be careful! Four other guys want to win that match just as much as they do! COLE Just who will walk out of the Triple Decker Cage the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion? We will find out in our main event later on tonight right here at November Reign!