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Place this segment right after the first match if you will. Thanks in advance. The camera cuts to the parking lot. A long black stretch limousine drives into the parking lot. The camera does a close-up of the license plate. It reads LCREW 1 "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"/"YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The long black stretch limousine stops. The driver gets out of the limo and walks on over, opening one of the passenger doors. Out steps the current OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion Stephen Joseph Popick to loud jeers from the audience. Popick, in his suit and tie ensemble, has an evil smile on his face as he looks at the parking lot. STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK It's showtime! Popick grabs the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt from the limo and slings it over his right shoulder. He chuckles for some reason. POPICK Come on guys! Coming out of the limo next is "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, to a noticeably positive reaction. He is also in his "Corporate" attire of Puerto Rican flag bandana on his head, sunglasses, earring on his left ear, gold chain around his neck, white dress shirt, red tie, black sports jacket, $500 Rolex watch on his right wrist, his engagement ring on his right ring finger, black dress pants, and black dress shoes. PR is less excited then Popick, but still manages to crack a smile to humour his "Career Consultant". POPICK Let's hustle! Hustle! A big night ahead of us! PRL helps Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez out of the limo. She has the OAOAST Women's Championship belt over her right shoulder. Lindsay is wearing hoop earrings, a black sleeveless sweater with a large white skull and crossbones design on it, a gold necklace, gold braclets around her wrists, her engagement ring on her right ring finger, a gold watch on her right wrist, a blue ruffled miniskirt with a black belt, and black heels. Following Lindsay is Vitamin X, then Princess Stacey, Cuban Wall, The Bone Thug, Thomas Rodriguez, and finally, Mr. Boricua. The Lightning Crew and Stephen Joseph Popick all stand outside for a few moments. POPICK All right. Let's go! Main event match tonight! Stephen Joseph Popick leads the way to the parking lot exit, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt gleaming over his right shoulder. With a beaming smile, Popick motions for The Lightning Crew to follow him. They do so. COLE And here they are. Stephen Joseph Popick, the World Heavyweight Champion, and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, just ONE of the five men Popick will be facing in the Triple Decker Cage Match later on tonight here at November Reign. COACH This will be a big night for either Popick OR Tha Puerto Rican! Or possibly both! What if they both capture the Title? COLE That won't happen, Coach. COACH What makes you so sure? Are you Nostradamus? COLE No. But I doubt that'll happen. Not if Tha Puerto Rican's the same Puerto Rican that's been in the OAOAST since 2003! COACH Oh there you go. Always hating on Tha Puerto Rican! COLE Weren't you hating on him three weeks ago when we were in Puerto Rico? COACH That's different. I had my reasons! COLE Oh come on!

Place it as the intro to the show. Duh. We begin the show with the ending of the Stephen Joseph Popick/Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Match from OAOAST Halloween Spectacular on October 31, 2007. Mellow music plays as we witness Popick's shocking Title victory all over again. [i]The fans are going nuts as Cortez rolls out of the ring, trying to disappear into the background a little as he stands by the barricade. The mood suddenly starts to change though, the moment Stephen Joseph Popick starts to crawl towards Landon. VENTURA He's not moving Tony! Maddix isn't moving! Chioda is starting to come to his senses now and all of a sudden, the fans are anything but behind Cortez, those closest to him begging him to jump back in. Cortez just ignores them though, watching on stoicly. SCHIAVONE No... this can't be... Still nursing the effects of the lowblow, Popick makes one last concerted effort as he drops across Landon. A sense of dread fills the arena as Chioda then gets his wits about him... 1... In the aisle, PRL nails Zack with a knee to fend him off... 2... ...and turns to the ring... 3!!!!!!!!! PRL :o ZACK :o EVERYBODY ON EARTH~ :o :o :o ..... VENTURA WE'VE GOT A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!! *DINGDINGDING!* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner... and, FOR THE SECOND TIME, THE NEW OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... SSSTTTEEEPPHHHEEEENN... JJJOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEEEPPHHHH... PPOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPIIIIIIIICCKK!!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" A slightly muted reaction goes up across the stunned crowd as Popick rolls off of Landon and punches a fist in the air. The camera zooms over the top of him though to the entrance way, where Zack Malibu and PRL stand. The two rivals who'd been beating the hell out of each other not 3 seconds ago now stand no more than 5 feet away from each other, both with the same look of absolute shock on their faces. SCHIAVONE Jesse... Jesse, we have witnessed perhaps the biggest upset... the biggest shock in OAOAST history! Stephen Joseph Popick is... is the World Champion again! VENTURA Unbelievable scenes here at the Halloween Spectacular! Just unbelievable! PRL and Zack continue to stare, mouthes agape, as the groggy Chioda takes the OAOAST World Championship belt and gives it to Stephen Joseph Popick. "The Most Hated Man in the OAOAST"™ holds the belt to his face, looking as if even he can't believe it, boos raining down on him as well as some scattered pieces of trash from the crowd.[/i] Fade out. We fade in on a black screen. Suddenly, we see a match being lit. The lit match is used on a stick of dynamite. As we see the flame travel across the black line, the "Mission: Impossible Theme Song (Dance Remix)" starts playing. Cut to a screen showing information about Stephen Joseph Popick. [b]STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK[/b] Cut to a montage of Popick career highlights. THE VOICE~! The current One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion. The Most Hated Man In The OAOAST. An OAOAST Original, you have been through it all and done it all. Your mission, shall you choose to accept it, is to outlast five of the greatest superstars the wrestling world has ever seen. You must retain your World Heavyweight Title, and shock the world one more time. A map of the planet Earth is shown. Several markers appear on the map, showing the locations of the six competitors in the Triple Decker Cage Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship tonight. The camera zooms in on each of the six locations. The "Mission: Impossible Theme Song (Dance Remix)" continues playing. Cut to a screen showing information about Bohemoth. [b]BOHEMOTH[/b] Cut to a montage of Bohemoth career highlights. THE VOICE~! The Metrosexual Monster. Former HI-YAH World Heavyweight Champion and former OAOAST 24/7 Champion. At 6'7", 284 lbs., you are one of the largest athletes in the OAOAST. Your mission, shall you choose to accept it, is to obtain the biggest prize in the industry. Become OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion for the first time in your career. The flame continues moving along the black line as highlights of all six competitors in the Triple Decker Cage Match are shown. The "Mission: Impossible Theme Song (Dance Remix)" is still playing. Cut to a screen showing information about "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican. [b]"THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN[/b] Cut to a montage of PRL career highlights. THE VOICE~! The Corporate Champ. The leader of The Lightning Crew. You have won almost every singles Title in the OAOAST. Your mission, shall you choose to accept it, is to finally win the one Title that has eluded you your entire career, the World Heavyweight Title. Cut to a close-up of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. Sparks fly around the belt. The "Mission: Impossible Theme Song (Dance Remix)" continues playing. Cut to a screen showing information about "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez. [b]"URBAN LEGEND" TODD CORTEZ[/b] Cut to a montage of Todd Cortez career highlights. THE VOICE~! You have made a name for yourself in the Smartmarks Wrestling Federation. Your finisher, The Riot Act Plus, is one of the most feared finishers in wrestling today. You have decided to set out on your own in the One And Only AngleSault Thread. Your mission, shall you choose to accept it, is to make a name for yourself in the OAOAST by winning its World Heavyweight Title for the first time ever. More highlights of the six competitors in the Triple Decker Cage Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship are shown. The "Mission: Impossible Theme Song (Dance Remix)" is still playing. Cut to a screen showing information about Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix. [b]LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX[/b] Cut to a montage of Landon career highlights. THE VOICE~! The previous Champion. The first man to hold both the SWF AND OAOAST World Heavyweight Titles. The current SWF Commissioner. Your mission, shall you choose to accept it, is to regain what you have just lost and become a two-time, two-time, two-time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. Cut to a screen showing information about Zack Malibu. [b]ZACK MALIBU[/b] Cut to a montage of Zack career highlights. THE VOICE~! The Franchise of the OAOAST. You have proven your greatness time and time again. Your legend will forever live in professional wrestling history. Your mission, shall you choose to accept it, is to add a fourth One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Championship reign to your resume, and climb to the top of the OAOAST mountain once again. Cut to a silhouette of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. Cut to pictures of the six competitors in the Triple Decker Cage Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship shown in tune with the "Mission: Impossible Theme Song (Dance Remix)". POPICK! CORTEZ! MADDIX! Cut to a shot of the Triple Decker Cage. PRL! BOHEMOTH! MALIBU! Cut to another shot of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. Cut to the flame coming closer and closer to the stick of dynamite. In between this shot are shots of the six competitors in the Triple Decker Cage Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship, the Triple Decker Cage itself, and the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. The "Mission: Impossible Theme Song (Dance Remix)" continues playing. THE VOICE~! This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. 3... 2... 1... Sparks are shown. Headshots of all six competitors in the Triple Decker Cage Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship are shown. Then... [b]KA-BOOM~![/b] An explosion. We see a black screen again. The "Mission: Impossible Theme Song (Dance Remix)" ends. We fade out.

Place these segment(s) sometime in the beginning/middle of the show, before the Survivor Series Elimination Tag Team Match AND before the main event. kthxbye The camera cuts to The Lightning Crew dressing room where Stephen Joseph Popick and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican are standing up. The crowd responds with a mixture of boos and cheers. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is sitting on the leather couch, wearing hoop earrings, a gold necklace, a white dress shirt, gold bracelets around her wrists, her engagement ring on her right ring finger, a black plaid skirt, and black combat boots. And her hair is in pigtails. The OAOAST Women's Championship belt is sitting next to her on the couch. Popick and PRL are in their business suits. Popick is holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder. STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK All right. All right. We're almost there! It's almost Sunday. It's almost November Reign! And P, I know we're close like brothers, but I hope you understand that this Sunday...I gotta treat you like an enemy. I'm the World Heavyweight Champion, which means I have a target on my back. And this Sunday, I gotta fend off four of the greatest superstars the wrestling world has ever seen...and the most electrifying man in all of professional wrestling! "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN YEAH-UH~! POPICK So, I hope you know that anything and everything I do to you in the Triple Decker Cage Match is not personal...it's just business. THA PUERTO RICAN I understand. And I hope you know that anything and everything I do to you in the Triple Decker Cage Match is not personal...it's just business. Popick seems caught off guard. POPICK Uh...yeah, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, last week, we'd clear on that? THA PUERTO RICAN Yeah. I just...lost my spark, is all. I don't know. I just didn't feel like doing it. I didn't want to give Colombian Heat a Conchairto. POPICK Understand. We all have our moments of weakness. I do. Not many, but they're there. Anyway, that's the past. We need to focus on the future, like tonight, when we team up with The Cockroach one more time to soften up three of OUR November Reign opponents. Then onto Sunday, and the Triple Decker Cage Match. P, this is the biggest Title defense I've EVER had to make. But you know what? You know something? I'm ready. I'm ready for the challenge. I'm ready to take on all five of you. And P, remember, when that bell rings, all bets are off, bro. PRL I got'cha. I got'cha. I know how much that belt means to you. POPICK It means alot. It means the world to me. So, I hope you let bygones be bygones, and go into the match on Sunday with a clear head. I know The Lightning Crew will be rooting for you, but I sure hope they'll be rooting for me too! MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ We will, Popick! Don't worry! POPICK Good to know! I'm so excited! I can't wait until Sunday! But we got one more match before then, so let's go get ready for it, huh? THA PUERTO RICAN All right then. I gotta go tinkle. POPICK Okay. Later, Puerto. PRL Later. LINDSAY Later, babe. PRL Later, sweetie. Tha Puerto Rican opens the door to The Lightning Crew dressing room and exits the room. He waves goodbye to Lindsay and Popick and then closes the door. P.R. then walks down the hallway. He makes a right turn and bumps into Colombian Heat! PRL Oh sorry. COLOMBIAN HEAT Nah, it's cool, bro...oh. PRL Uh...hey. HEAT ...yo. Tha Puerto Rican and Colombian Heat stare at each other awkwardly for a few seconds. There's nothing but silence, surprising for two people known to run their mouths with no problem. PRL looks down at the ground, while Colombian Heat looks up at the ceiling. THA PUERTO RICAN So...what's up? HEAT Nuthin'. How 'bout you? PRL You know. Same old, same old. Trying to win the World Title for the first time in my career. HEAT Still haven't done it yet? PRL Nope. HEAT Oh. Okay. THA PUERTO RICAN Listen...uh...last week...I hope you know...I wasn't really going to hit you with that chair. I had no intention of doing a Conchairto on you. HEAT I kinda figure you wouldn't. You're not THAT evil. At least I don't think so. PRL Yeah. I'm not. And um...uh...I'm...I'm...I'm sorry. I'm sorry that Popick made you fight me. I had no idea. Trust me. I had no clue he was going to do that. I swear to you. HEAT It's cool, G. It's cool. I almost had you didn't I? Heh, heh, heh. PRL Yeah. Heh. You did. Heh, heh. Tha Puerto Rican's half-smile fades away. He takes a deep sigh. Colombian Heat just looks at the floor. PRL looks up at Heat. THA PUERTO RICAN Sooo...I gotta go. Got to go get ready for my match. HEAT Yeah, me too. PRL All right. I guess I'll see you, Heat. HEAT Yeah, man. See ya. PRL Peace. Tha Puerto Rican nods his head and then turns to walk away. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo, PR! PRL turns around. COLOMBIAN HEAT ...Thanks...fo' not hittin' me with tha chair. PRL You're welcome. No problem. Hey...are we actually talking to each other and not fighting each other? HEAT ...Yeah. I guess we is! PRL When's the last time THAT happened? HEAT It's been a long time, bro. PRL Yeah, it has. PRL's smile fades away again. So does Colombian Heat's. Both men sigh. THA PUERTO RICAN Uh...later. HEAT Late. "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Colombian Heat nod their heads. Both men turn and walk away. The crowd doesn't know how to react. [b]* COMMERCIAL BREAK *[/b]

Place this at the beginning of the show, right after the Thanksgiving segment. [QUOTE][b]LAST WEEK ON HELDDOWN~![/b] STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK I'm gonna make sure that we both walk into November Reign as champions...and we both walk OUT of November Reign as champions! At this, PRL raises the Corporate Eyebrow. POPICK You're going to face...COLOMBIAN HEAT for the OAOAST United States Title RIGHT NOW! (CLIP) Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua drag a weakened Colombian Heat down the entrance ramp. COLE Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua are bringing Colombian Heat out here! They're dragging him out here against his own will! COACH Oh, like PRL cares about that! (CLIP) PRL hits Colombian Heat with a flying clothesline. PRL does his shaky leg kicks on Colombian Heat. PRL gives Heat a Hurricarana. PRL drops the Corporate Elbow Drop on Heat. COLE And PRL absolutley dominating Colombian Heat, and Stephen Joseph Popick is VERY pleased with this! PRL gives Colombian Heat an European Uppercut. PRL gives Colombian Heat a Stinger Splash. (CLIP) Colombian Heat kicks PRL in the face. Colombian Heat gives PRL a spinning neckbreaker. Colombian Heat hits PRL with a missile dropkick and then does the Spinaroonie. COLE And Colombian Heat is fighting back! COACH What the hell!? Colombian Heat nails PRL with clothesline after clothesline. Colombian Heat hits PRL with a leg lariat. Colombian Heat does the Shake, Rattle & Roll on PRL. Colombian Heat does the Shaky Leg Kneedrop. COLE Popick is annoyed right now! Colombian Heat does the PELE KICK~! COLE PELE KICK! PELE KICK! COACH Aw, he can hit it from anywhere! (CLIP) Colombian Heat has PRL up for the Colombian Necktie! COLE He's going to do it! He's going to retain his Title! Suddenly, Stephen Joseph Popick enters the ring and slams the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt into Colombian Heat's face, causing Heat to drop Tha Puerto Rican down onto the mat! COLE And Stephen Joseph Popick has entered the ring! He's stopped the Colombian Necktie! Popick starts kicking Colombian Heat! Referee Mickey Jay sees this and calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* (8:04) COLE The match is over! Colombian Heat retains the United States Title! (CLIP) COLE Stephen Joseph Popick has screwed Tha Puerto Rican out of the United States Title! COACH He didn't mean to! It was unintentional! COLE I don't know about that. COACH What? It was! (CLIP) The Lightning Crew and Stephen Joseph Popick do a beatdown on Colombian Heat! COLE The Lightning Crew and Popick just decimating the United States Champion! COACH Serves him right! Cuban Wall does The Lightning Crew Splash on Colombian Heat. Vitamin X does the X-Clamation Point on Colombian Heat. Mr. Boricua chokeslams Colombian Heat. Stephen Joseph Popick gives Colombian Heat the Finality! Colombian Heat is lying flat on the mat. (CLIP) Stephen Joseph Popick grabs a steel chair. Vitamin X grabs a steel chair. COLE What are they going to do now? COACH Something good I bet! Popick throws his chair into the ring. COLE Oh no. I don't like this. (CLIP) Popick places Vitamin X's chair underneath Heat's head. COLE No. Don't tell me. (CLIP) Popick gives PRL the other chair. He tells PRL something. COLE No! Not this! Not a Conchairto! COACH Yeah! Do it! Do it! Give Heat a concussion! End his career! (CLIP ALERT~!) PRL, a little dazed, looks at the chair, and then looks at Popick. COLE Don't tell me! He's not going to do this! No way! COACH He will, Cole! He HATES Colombian Heat with every fiber of his being! PRL looks down at Heat. He has a look of hesitation on his face. The crowd is begging PRL not to do it. Colombian Heat is lying flat on the mat, his head on top of a steel chair. (CLIP ALERT~!) PRL raises the steel chair over his head. COLE No! No! No! No! No! COACH Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! COLE PRL's gonna give Colombian Heat a Conchairto! PRL continues raising the chair over his head. The crowd is at a fever pitch. The Lightning Crew and Popick are egging him on. COACH What's he waiting for? Do it already! Do the Conchairto! PRL has an evil look on his face. He is breathing hard. He looks down at the fallen Heat. And suddenly, his expression changes. From one of evil to one of sadness, even remorse. The music changes from high impact, fast paced rock music...to sullen, melacholy music. COLE Wait...what's going on? COACH What is he waiting for? PRL has a sad look on his face. Popick is confused. So is The Lightning Crew. PRL brings the chair down. The crowd is shocked. COACH Did...did PRL not want to do the Conchairto? COLE Uh...yeah. I...think so. PRL is holding the chair close to the mat. He runs his right hand through his hair. He shakes his head. COLE PR seems...remorseful. COACH What? Why? Why Heat? COLE He...he didn't want to do it! COACH But why not? COLE I don't know why! Popick is asking why. PRL is telling him something the microphones on the cameras can't pick up. The Lightning Crew are as confused as Popick. COLE PRL refused to do the Conchairto on his former best friend, and I stress the word 'FORMER'. COACH Why, man? You had him right there! Why would you not do it? PRL starts to leave the ring. But Popick is not done asking questions. PRL motions that he's going to use the chair, and Popick backs off a little. POPICK Okay. Okay. Okay. Guys, let him go. (CLIP ALERT~!) PRL throws his chair down onto the mat, and exits the ring. And the crowd actually cheers. Popick stands in the ring, holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder, quizzical over PRL's actions. Vitamin X, The Bone Thug, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and Thomas Rodriguez all stand in the ring confused too, each one wondering why Tha Puerto Rican refused to do the Conchairto on Colombian Heat. COLE Tha Puerto Rican refused to do the Conchairto on Colombian Heat! What made him decide against it? COACH I don't know. But I don't think Popick is particulary pleased about this! "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican walks up the entrance ramp with his head down. COLE Well, it looks like things aren't all sunshine and roses in the PR/Popick camp! Still, what made Tha Puerto Rican NOT want to give Colombian Heat a Conchairto? Colombian Heat is still lying unconscious on the mat, his face down on the steel chair. The other steel chair lies on the mat, unused. Stephen Joseph Popick is annoyed, discussing this current situation with the other Lightning Crew members, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder. This is the last image we see as the video package ends. The sullen, melacholy music ends.[/QUOTE]

-"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican/Stephen Joseph Popick segment -"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican segment -Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly segment

This is to follow the One And Only World Tag Team Championship Match Tony. It's actually kinda important. The camera cuts to the backstage area where Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly are recuperating from their loss to the Heavenly Rockers only moments ago. Colombian Heat is sitting on one of the giant cases lying around holding his neck, the OAOAST United States Championship belt lying next to him. Meanwhile, Spanish Fly is stomping the ground and slamming his fists on top of another case, pissed off beyond belief. SPANISH FLY DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! WE HAD IT! WE HAD THE MATCH WON! WE HAD THE MATCH WON! I KNOW WE DID! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo, dawg, chill. It's cool, G. We'll get 'em next time, a'ight? FLY No! It's not all right! We were ROBBED out of the World Tag Team Titles, damnit! Me and you should be holding those belts right now! Not the stupid Heavenly Rockers! AGH! I can't believe it! HEAT Relax, bro. It's not tha end of tha world! There's always other matches. And besides, we's got a match comin' up at November Reign. You could become US Champion that night! FLY But I don't care about that right now! You don't get it, Heat! Ever since I lost my mask, I've had nothing but bad luck! My face gets revealed to the entire world for one! I lose my chance to become United States Champion at Zero Hour thanks to James Riggs! And now tonight, I get SCREWED out of becoming Tag Team Champions with my best friend in the whole wide world! FRUSTRATED AIN'T EVEN THE GODDAMN WORD FOR HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW! HEAT Youse need to take a chill pill, homie. Youse is overreacting. FLY And you're UNDERreacting! Don't you realize what happened out there? You could have been a double champion! I could have had a belt again! That's your problem, Heat! You're too laid back! You don't get angry! You always go with the flow! You never show any rage! Any anger! You never get angry! Unless someone steals your hooker of a girlfriend apparently! At this, Colombian Heat's facial expression changes from relaxed to annoyed. HEAT Yo, Fly, you mah dude, but dat crossed tha line. FLY Well, is it true? Don't you have any passion? Any aggression? Why you gotta be so lighthearted all the time? We're in the wrestling business! A business filled with lowlives, scum, assholes, and other shady figures! We gotta be on guard 24/7! We gotta watch our backs all the time! We gotta be careful who we trust! And yet here you are, calm, cool, and collected, like you don't have a care in the world! You don't seem to hold any grudge or any hatred for long! HEAT An' dis is a bad thing because...? FLY Because if you act this way, sooner or later you're gonna get hurt! You're gonna pay the price! People will easily walk all over you and will make you look like a fool! All because you're too nice! HEAT Look Fly, I ain't changin' for nobody. Not even you. Dis is who I am! Dis is me! Like it or hate it, dis is tha way I am! FLY Well sometimes I wonder why I even bother. HEAT Que? Que? FLY You heard me. I am so annoyed right now with how my life is going compared to yours! You've held two titles in the past 5 months, and you made history by becoming the first United States Champion ever! What have I got? Nothing. Except a lost mask! I'm sick of it! HEAT You can change dat at November Reign you know. FLY What makes you say that? What's to say that James Riggs or somebody else won't interfere? Huh? What makes you think differently? Heat, our match at November Reign can be easily ruined! Suddenly, Spanish Fly gets an idea. FLY Unless...unless...we...unless we hang the OAOAST United States Championship belt up in the air on a hook. Yeah, yeah. And then, the only way to win...is by climbing a ladder and retrieving it! Yeah. Yeah. No disqualifications. No count outs. No Holds Barred! Anything goes! THERE MUST BE A WINNER! HEAT Fly, are you suggestin'-- FLY Yes, Heat! I want us to have...a LADDER MATCH! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" HEAT Dang, dude! You serious? FLY Oh hell yeah. I'll do it. I'll put my body on the line! I'll risk life and limb! I'll risk breaking my bones if only to become US Champion! I want to have this match Heat! What do you say? Colombian Heat quickly thinks this over. HEAT Hmmm...a Ladder Match WOULD steal the show. FLY Uh-huh. HEAT An' I'm not afraid to defend this belt under any circumstances. FLY Yeah. HEAT SOOOO...okay. I'll do it. I'll have a Ladder Match wit you at November Reign! FLY Great! Let's go tell AngleSault we want to do this! HEAT A'ight. Cool. Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly start leaving, but Heat pulls Fly back. HEAT And hey...may tha best man win! FLY Absolutely. Spanish Fly and Colombian Heat shake hands. They both have uncomfortable expressions on their faces, but they march forward, presumbably to AngleSault's office. Cut to Sofa Central with Michael Cole and Jonathan "Da Coach" Coachman. COLE How about that? Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly want to have a Ladder Match for the United States Title at November Reign! Wouldn't that be awesome? COACH Yes. We will see the final destruction of Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly's friendship at November Reign! I can't wait! COLE Hey now. Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly appeared to be on the same page by wanting to do this match. COACH But once that bell rings, all bets are off. COLE True. Still, I don't think this will automatically destroy their friendship. COACH It always does, Michael. It always does. COLE Well, when we get word from AngleSault, we'll let you fans know and--wait a minute--yes--okay. Well, it looks like it's official. AngleSault gave his blessing. At November Reign on November 25th, Colombian Heat WILL take on Spanish Fly in a LADDER MATCH for the OAOAST United States Championship! What a match that one should be! They gave us one hell of a match last month at the Halloween Spectacular, and somehow, I think they'll be able to top themselves with this Ladder Match!

It's been over two weeks already. Come on now! Oh and ::BELTSHOT~!::

Ask Zack.

-LADDER MATCH FOR THE OAOAST UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP Colombian Heat (Champion) vs. Spanish Fly (Challenger)

No better time than now to do some feedback! -I still love the Halloween Spectacular poster. Really nice design. -Love the choice of outfits for the announce team. I can definitely picture Michael Cole as a vampire and Jonathon "Da Coach" Coachman as Shaft. -Six-Man Tag Team Match: The Beverly Hills Blonds & Christopher Patrick Allen (with Molly Nerdly) vs. The Love Doctors & Deuce Deuce Bigelow: Didn't see The Love Doctors picking Deuce Deuce Bigelow as their tag team partner, so that was a nice surprise. Really good match between these six men, just what you'd expect considering the talent involved (*wink wink nudge nudge* ). I sense that this feud isn't over yet. Not by a long shot. Maybe Deuce vs. CPA and The Love Doctors vs. The Beverly Hills Blonds at November Reign? Or are we looking at a big Survivor Series style elimination match between The Enterprise and The Love Doctors/Bigelow/two other guys? Either way, I can't wait to see what happens next as The Love Doctors continue gaining real credibility in the OAOAST tag team division by defeating the three-time OAOAST World Tag Team Champions. -So, someone else realized that November Reign tends to fall on the Sunday after Thanksgiving? I thought I was the only one who realized that. Hopefully, the Thanksgiving weekend tradition sticks as the tagline for the show. I like the poster. Avril Lavigne Maggie Nerdly is hot. -Ooh! Heat/Fly! Written by me! -OAOAST Heartland Championship Match: Sandman9000 (Champion) vs. "After Hours" Felix Strutter (Challenger): Very good Heartland Title Match. I guess every Heartland Title Match is now automatically a Hardcore Match as long as Sandman9000 is Champion, right? I could get used to that. Some very creative spots, including the brawling through the cemetary set, the Thunder Bay Throttle through the announcer's table, and Sandman's missed Laddersault turned steel chair shot to the ladder by Strutter. Very cool. I loved the ending. I don't think the Van Terminator has been used much in the OAOAST, which is why it stands out more. As we found out on HeldDOWN~! this week, this feud isn't over yet! -Loved The Love Shack. Nice to see it return. As usual, Leon Rodez had some really funny jokes, especially the line about professional wrestling being months behind the rest of the world when it comes to pop culture references. It's about time The Lonestar Gunslingers return! I didn't see it coming, so it was a nice surprise. Now the feud can commence again! I wonder if Leon is going to be involved in it somehow. -12-Team Costume Battle Royal For The OAOAST One And Only World Tag Team Championship: Chicks Over Dicks (Champions) vs. The Heavenly Rockers (Challengers) vs. Los Diablos (Challengers) vs. James Blonde & Faqu (Challengers) vs. The Love Doctors (Challengers) vs. Team Heyross (Challengers) vs. The Christ Air Express (Challengers) vs. The Beverly Hills Blonds (Challengers) vs. Rescue 911 (Challengers) vs. Los Conquistadors (Challengers) vs. The South Central Militia (Challengers) vs. The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew (Challengers): Whoa. This was a long one! And I should know. Took me a while to read the whole thing. But this was great. Funny, of course from Mr. Patty O'Green, with the costumes the wrestlers wore and some great sight gags. I totally did not see The Heavenly Rockers winning the One And Only World Tag Team Titles coming. With their feud with The Lonestar Gunslingers renewed, I thought for sure that this would be another Chicks Over Dicks victory. Even Alix's disappearance did nothing to faze me. So, this was a shocker. Where the hell was Alix? That question has me intrigued. And the Lonestar Gunslingers/Heavenly Rockers feud now has some added ammunition in the form of the Tag Team Titles. Excellent contest, my favourite of the night. -OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Match: Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (Champion) vs. Stephen Joseph Popick (Challenger): Speaking of surprises. I knew the ending, of course, but it looks like I was the only one that did. Glad to see we really surprised everybody, even Popick himself! Good match, KC! It was wrestled the way I expected two heels to wrestle each other. Good use of cheating here. And I loved the ending, with the ref bump and all the interference. KC did a good job describing the shock everyone had over Popick's Title win. Biggest upset in OAOAST history? Eh, could be. Bottom Line: Not bad for our first Halloween Spectacular. Not bad at all. The first of many more to come, I hope. All the matches were solid as per usual, capped off by a geuninely surprising ending. I am definitely looking forward to what's coming up next with everyone's storylines. Solid thumbs up. Match Of The Night: 12-Team Costume Battle Royal For The OAOAST One And Only World Tag Team Championship: Chicks Over Dicks (Champions) vs. The Heavenly Rockers (Challengers) vs. Los Diablos (Challengers) vs. James Blonde & Faqu (Challengers) vs. The Love Doctors (Challengers) vs. Team Heyross (Challengers) vs. The Christ Air Express (Challengers) vs. The Beverly Hills Blonds (Challengers) vs. Rescue 911 (Challengers) vs. Los Conquistadors (Challengers) vs. The South Central Militia (Challengers) vs. The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew (Challengers)

I'm up for it. I love doing the Angle Awards. We can easily make it straight up kayfabe and do only character-related awards, disregarding any of the real life awards.

Colombian Heat vs. Spanish Fly for the OAOAST United States Championship has FINALLY been edited in! Gah, sorry for the delay, folks! That was pretty bad, even for me.

-OAOAST UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP Colombian Heat (Champion) vs. Spanish Fly (Challenger)

-Spanish Fly Interview EDIT: Oh, and save space for VX/Landon.

Ah. Well, I'm available to post if the situation arises.

Who's posting the show?

Place this segment sometime after Popick's promo, please. It makes more sense that way. kthxbye COLE Well, earlier tonight, we found out that at the Halloween Spectacular on Halloween night, Stephen Joseph Popick will take on Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title. This, despite the fact that Maddix already has a World Title Match set for November Reign on November 25th against Zack Malibu, "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez in a Fatal Four-Way Match. Now, we heard from Popick earlier, and he sounds confident that the Title Match on the 31st will go his way. But what about his client and friend, Tha Puerto Rican? How does he feel about Popick getting a Title shot before he does? Well, luckily, we are about to find out, as live via satelite from the OAOAST Studios in Pittsburgh, Pennslyvania is Tha Puerto Rican! We're going to go to him now. Cut to "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican standing in front of a black screen. The crowd boos loudly. A lamp stands next to PR on his left, and a ladder stands next to him on his right. PRL is wearing a Puerto Rican flag bandana, sunglasses, an earring on his left ear, a white dress shirt, a red tie, a black sports jacket, black dress pants, black dress shoes, a $500 Rolex watch on his right wrist, and his engagement ring on his right ring finger. He has the McMahon SNEER~! etched on his face. A caption appears on screen reading in big white blocky letters LIVE OAOAST STUDIOS PITTSBURGH, PENNSLYVANIA. COLE P.R., thanks for joining us tonight. "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN Believe me, the pleasure is all yours. COLE Now, P.R., earlier tonight, it was announced that Landon Maddix will defend the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship against your manager and "Career Consultant" Stephen Joseph Popick, on October 31st at the Halloween Spectacular. Now, how do you feel about your friend and colleague getting a World Title shot one month before you do? THA PUERTO RICAN As soon as Popick finishes laying the smackdown on Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix's candy ass, he'll throw him to me, Tha Puerto Rican, so that I can finish him off at November Reign! And that's what this is all about! THAT is what we should be focusing on. November Reign. November 25th. Six weeks away! The countdown is on! The seconds tick away more and more! And what an appropriate name for the pay-per-view. November [i]Reign[/i]. Because on November 25th, the REIGN OF THA PUERTO RICAN WILL BEGIN! The crowd boos loudly. COLE P.R., you have quite the challenge ahead of you. Last month, you competed in a Ladder Match against two of the biggest OAOAST Superstars in the world today and came within inches of garnering the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt for the first time in your career. Now, next month, you've got to contend with those same two men, in addition to a returning "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez! It's one fall to a finish. The first man to get the pinfall or submission is the World Heavyweight Champion! Does the pressure affect you at all? With this being your third consectutive pay-per-view Title shot? THA PUERTO RICAN AngleSault could throw me three men, four men, five men, six men, seven men, ten men, twenty men, two thousand men! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE I'VE GOT TO FIGHT! What matters, Michael Cole, is that the match ends one way. AND THA PUERTO RICAN MEANS ONE WAY! And that is with Tha Puerto Rican raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt high up in the air in Las Vegas, Nevada! The crowd boos again. Possibly for the reference to Las Vegas, Nevada. COACH P.R., Da Coach here! PRL Sup, Coach? COACH P.R., I'm sure you're going to walk out of November Reign OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. I mean, you'd have to, right? But what about Popick? What about your friend Popick going head-to-head against Landon Maddix four weeks before you do? Doesn't that bother you at all? PRL Coach, I know what you're trying to do, and no, it's not going to work! Popick and I have our agreement. He's going to soften Landon Maddix up for me for November Reign. That's all. Popick's doing this match for ME! Not for him. For ME! COLE Sure didn't sound like he was doing it for you earlier. PRL Michael Cole, know your role and SHUT your damn mouth! There is nothing wrong between us! Popick knows his role come the 31st, and that is for Landon Maddix, that donkey raping shiteater, to receive a CORPORATE ass-kicking courtesy of the Most Hated Man In The OAOAST, a title he wears with HONOR, by the way! That's all there is to it! COLE Well...okay...then. PRL Right. COLE Well, P.R., do you have any final thoughts before we end this interview? PR Yes, I certainly do! Landon Maddix, get ready, because your candy ass is next! After my man, Popick gets done laying the smackdown on you, it'll be my turn! And Landon, I am GREATLY looking forward to it! Since June you have been a thorn in my side, and finally, FINALLY at November Reign, I shall take that thorn out...shine it up real nice...turn that sumbitch sideways, and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS! And if those two other jabronies want some, they can come get some too! Zack Malibu, I am NOT done with you, yet! And I am looking forward to us meeting in the ring yet again! And as for "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez? Well, I don't know much about you, but I DO know that I don't give a DAMN about you either! So, you're on my hitlist just as much as Landon and Zack are! You stand between me and the World Heavyweight Title I so richly deserved, and for that, I will come at you like a charging bull come November 25th! And there's nothing ANY of you can do about it! And that's the truth, Ruth! And afterwards, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and I will truly be the GOLDEN COUPLE of the OAOAST! TO HELL with our big extravangant wedding we have planned! Me and Lindsay might as well just get married right there on the Las Vegas strip after the pay-per-view! I'm sure she'll like that! COLE Uh... PRL Shut up, Michael Cole! Just remember, that November Reign will become Tha Puerto Rican's pay-per-view, because at November Reign, "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican will FINALLY ascend to the top of the One And Only AngleSault Thread and become its new CORPORATE World Heavyweight CHAMPION! THE CHAMP HAS SPO-KUN~! Girlpants! PRL does the Corporate Eyebrow, and then sneers into the camera. The crowd boos loudly, although there are some noticeable cheers for Tha Puerto Rican here and there. A small "P.R. SUCKS!" chant starts up, regardless. COLE P.R., thank you for the interview. PRL (Calm and friendly) Sure, anytime. (Cut to Sofa Central with Double C.) COLE Well, not surprisingly, PRL wasn't at a lost for words in regards to AngleSault's announcement earlier. Still, he didn't seem to be too bothered about the main event of Halloween Spectacular, instead focusing his attention on his upcoming World Title Match at November Reign. COACH And why shouldn't he be? THAT'S the match HE'S in after all! COLE Still, his manager and "Career Consultant" is fighting for the World Title! COACH And whatever happens, happens. Look, PRL's got six weeks to prepare for November Reign. This will be his third straight Title shot. He's lost twice, he's NOT going to lose again! COLE We've said that so many times though. Will it ever really happened? COACH It will! At November Reign, it will! I can feel it! COLE Well, PRL's got a big task ahead of him on November 25th, but on October 31st, his manager's got a big task ahead of *HIM*! The next two months or so will be quite a busy time for both Tha Puerto Rican AND Stephen Joseph Popick! More HeldDOWN~! right after this! [b]* COMMERCIAL BREAK *[/b]

Place this after the Landon/AngleSault segment, since it'll make the most sense there. Thanks. The camera cuts to the HeldDOWN~! Interview Set where Josh Matthews is standing by with Stephen Joseph Popick. Popick is in his suit and tie ensemble and carries an air of arrogance around him. The crowd boos loudly. Popick fixes his glasses as Josh begins speaking. JOSH MATTHEWS Stephen Joseph Popick, we have just heard from AngleSault a few moments ago, that at the Halloween Spectacular in two weeks time, you will be going head-to-head against Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. Now this will be your first OAOAST World Title Match in almost two years. And you yourself are a former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. What are your thoughts about this announcement? STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK Well, J.Math, it's like this: AngleSault and I have never really seen eye-to-eye. We've both been in the One And Only AngleSault Thread since pretty much the beginning, but we've never been the best of friends. Fact is, I think he's still bitter that I drove the aWo out of the OAOAST. Josh gives Popick a "Are you kidding me?" expression. Popick ignores him. POPICK But it's good to see that AngleSault knows business, and he knows that Stephen Joseph Popick DESERVES a World Title shot. Now, I know we've got some naysayers out there. People who think Popick doesn't deserve a shot since he's been managing more than he's been wrestling lately. But what those naysayers forget is that I, Stephen Joseph Popick, am a world class wrestler! I am a world class athlete in fact! And while I might not have been showing what I got in the ring lately, these fans all know my history in this company! They know what I can do! And they know that Landon Maddix better come prepare on Halloween night, because I will certainly be giving it all I've got to finally take the World Heavyweight Title AWAY from that pesky little weasel! J. MATH That brings up another point, Popick. Your client and friend, "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, already has a World Title shot at November Reign. If you were to win the World Heavyweight Title, would you be willing to face your client and friend in a match? POPICK Josh, Puerto and I are closer than most brothers. But we understand that business is business. We agreed long ago that whoever got the World Title first, the other one would get the first crack at it. And that agreement hasn't changed. JOSH Well, you certainly had a little conflict last week as we all saw. You basically told PRL that it was All or Nothing at November Reign. Either he wins the World Title, or your alliance, your partnership with him is over. Popick chuckles at this. POPICK Josh, that was just in the heat of the moment. We all have those moments. I mean, I certainly do. I AM human after all. A human of superior intellect, but a human nonetheless. I didn't mean all of what I said. Yes, I am disappointed that PRL didn't win the World Heavyweight Title at Zero Hour, but I'm not gonna end our friendship over that! Me and PRL are still tight, yo. There are no problems in our camp. And I know that he'll be rooting me on when I take on Landon Maddix on October 31st. Because whether I win or lose, the fact is Landon Maddix will be WEAKENED. And my man, my friend, Tha Puerto Rican, will swoop right in for the kill! J.MATH Sounds like you're ready for the Halloween Spectacular, then? POPICK I sure am, Josh. I sure am! The question is, is Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ready? Because he better be. Landon. Fuck me? Popick points to the camera. POPICK FUCK YOU! Popick walks out of the shot. JOSH MATTHEWS Well, there you have it. Stephen Joseph Popick ready to face Landon Maddix at the Halloween Spectacular despite knowing full well that Tha Puerto Rican already has a World Title Match with Maddix on November 25th at November Reign! Yet, he insists that that hasn't caused any friction between him and P.R. Is he telling the truth? Well, maybe we'll find out soon enough. Back to you guys at Sofa Central. (Return to Sofa Central with Cole and Coach.) COLE Thanks Josh. Well, you heard it from the man himself. Popick vs. Maddix is scheduled to be our main event at the Halloween Spectacular and Popick is not complaining one bit. However, what happens if Popick wins the match AND the Title? Does he get Landon's spot in the Fatal Four Way Match at November Reign? COACH I would think so. Landon would fail at defending his Title. So, yeah, I would think that would be the end of that. COLE But if that happens, then at November Reign, PRL and Popick will BOTH be fighting for the World Heavyweight Title! COACH And I'm sure they both know that. But, you heard Popick. Business is business. They know what's up for grabs at November Reign. Believe me. COLE Well, the Halloween Spectacular is sure to be one unforgettable night. The main event will be a match whose ramifications will be felt all over the OAOAST, specifically for the three other men in the November Reign main event 6 weeks away! It's Stephen Joseph Popick going one-on-one with the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, and yes, the World Heavyweight Title WILL be on the line in this one! Join us in two weeks right here on TSM for the Halloween Spectacular, Halloween night, October 31st!

-NON-TITLE MATCH Colombian Heat (with Spanish Fly) vs. Luscious Soul (with Rico De Janeiro) -Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly segment -Stephen Joseph Popick promo -"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican Interview live via satelite to talk about a whole bunch of things

Would any heel like to face Colombian Heat in an one-on-one match this week? It'd have to be non-title though. There's a reason for that. Believe me.

Place this early on in the show, please... The camera cuts to The Lightning Crew dressing room where Stephen Joseph Popick is staring at "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican. The crowd boos, although there's a few cheers mixed in there. Both Popick and PRL are in their business attires, and both men look unhappy. Popick is sitting on a table, while PRL is sitting on the big leather sofa. He has his head down. Popick takes a deep breath. STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK Three years...three years. P.R., how long have we had this alliance? "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN ...Three...years. POPICK Right. Right. And, uh, how many OAOAST World Heavyweight Title Matches have you had during that time? PRL Uh...um...I don't know...five...six? POPICK SEVEN, P.R. SEVEN World Title Matches! And tell me, Puerto, how many World Titles have you won in that timeframe? PRL ...Um...Zero. POPICK THAT'S RIGHT ZERO! Since May 23, 2004, you have competed for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title on SEVEN SEPERATE OCCASIONS, and you've LOST EACH AND EVERY TIME! EACH AND EVERY TIME! EACH. AND. EVE-RY. TIME. PRL So? So, what's your point? POPICK What's my point? What's my point!? God, P.R., I'VE got a World Title reign in that timeframe! Drek Stone defended the belt less than 5 times, and yet he's the longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion in OAOAST history! And despite facing Landon "La Cucarcaha" Maddix on two STRAIGHT pay-per-views, you STILL WEREN'T ABLE TO GET THE BELT OFF OF HIM! God, is it even worth it anymore!? Am I just wasting my time? Have I've just been wasting my time these past three years!? I mean, what's the point of even trying anymore!? You're just gonna choke the next time! PRL takes a deep breath. He is trying to calm himself down. PRL I've screwed up in the past. I admit it. It won't happen again. At November Reign, I WILL win the World Title! POPICK You damn well better! And you better thank your lucky stars that AngleSault gave you another Title shot, because since you used up your Golden Contract, and BLEW IT AGAIN MAY I REMIND YOU, I wouldn't be able to help you get another shot. AngleSault's back in this company, and he's not doing anyone any personal favours like some of the guys in the past. So, just be glad AngleSault still sees you as a World Title contender...because I'm starting to not think you are one. At this, PRL turns his head to Popick. THA PUERTO RICAN What did you say? POPICK I said, I'm starting to doubt you're as great as you *think* you are! I picked you as MY CORPORATE Champion because I saw something special in you, P! I saw the future of the OAOAST in your eyes! I saw a chance to leave a legacy, leave my mark in the One And Only AngleSault Thread! I thought you'd be Champion by October 2004. It is now October 2007, and what do we have to show for it? PRL A few different Title reigns. POPICK Yes, but none of them was the BIG ONE! Become X-Division Champion. Become a HI-YAH World Tag Team Champion. Carry around the Title you brought into the OAOAST again! Have the longest 24/7 Title reign in OAOAST history! Do all of that! But none of that matters unless your name is on the nameplate of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title! I want to see your name near mine on the belt plates one day. But is that day ever gonna come? Or are we gonna be spending the next three years chasing a dream that's just out of reach? PRL Stephen, I have failed you in the past. But I will not fail you no more. At November Reign, I WILL defeat Zack Malibu. I WILL defeat Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix. I WILL defeat "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez. And I WILL bring to you the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. I promise you this. I will not fail you EVER AGAIN. POPICK You better, P.R. You better. Because if you don't. If you fail again...if you CHOKE in your EIGHTH WORLD TITLE SHOT...then...then...then I guess my time trying to mold you into something special was all for naught. I guess it was all for nothing. And I don't want that. You doing bad makes ME look bad, and I DON'T WANT TO LOOK BAD! You win the World Title at November Reign...or consider our alliance...consider our partnership...consider our FRIENDSHIP OVER! Popick gets up, walks up to the door, opens the door and leaves, slamming the door shut. POPICK THINK ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID, PUERTO! Popick walks away. PRL hangs his head down in shame. He puts his hands over his face. He takes a deep breath and sighs. The crowd boos loudly. This is our last image before we fade to black. [B]FADE OUT[/b] [B]*COMMERCIALS*[/B]

Fifthed. Much, much thanks to Papacita for the awesome graphics over the past three years! And as for feedback: -Nice little intro. Hendrix is, of course, awesome, so having a song of his play during the intro was choice. -I was surprised to see Maggie Nerdly and Josh Matthews do the PPV intro rather than Jesse "The Body" Ventura and Tony Schiavone. Did they do this last month? I forget. -OAOAST SIX-MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: THE LOVE GENERATION (with Jade Rodez) vs. THE BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS & CPA (with Mackenzie DeCenzo and Molly Nerdly): Hot opener to start the show with. Loved the segment with Ned's pants being pulled down. I wasn't sure who was going to win, so I was a little surprised when The Love Generation picked up the victory. A big win for them as the feud continues. I wonder what's going to happen next? -THE LOVE DOCTORS vs. THEODORE MONEYMAKER & CHRISTIAN WRIGHT (with Mackenzie DeCenzo): Good match. To be honest, I've always thought of The Love Doctors as one of the "lower-rung" OAOAST tag teams, but they were able to hang with The Enterprise members. Nice that it was a clean ending too. No bullshit. Teddy and CW won fair and square. Is that it for this feud? -OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP, OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP, & OAOAST UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: JAMES RIGGS (OAOAST 24/7 Champion & OAOAST X-Division Champion with Staci) vs. COLOMBIAN HEAT (Challenger): My match! I'm kinda sad that the 24/7 Title and X-Division Title are gone, once I read up on their histories and realized how long they've been here. I had just graduated 8th Grade when the X-Title debuted! And I was still living in New York when the 24/7 Title came into existence! But hopefully, the United States Title can take their place right and not be left collecting dust like both of those Titles have in the past. Hope you all enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! -HEARTLAND INVITATIONAL CHAMBER OF HELL MATCH 3 FOR THE OAOAST HEARTLAND CHAMPIONSHIP: "AFTER HOURS" FELIX STRUTTER (Champion) vs. ALFDOGG (Challenger) vs. THUNDERKID (Challenger) vs. "THE CURRENT BIG THING" BROCK AUSSTIN (Challenger) vs. "SENSATIONAL" CHRIS STEVENS (Challenger) vs. SANDMAN9000 (Challenger): Uh...I don't think Alfdogg's a three time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. I'm pretty sure that Zack Malibu's the only three-time World Heavyweight Champion in OAOAST history. Anyway, this match was AWESOME. Probably the best Heartland Invitational Chamber Of Hell Match yet! Lots of innovative spots in this one, including the Van Terminator from the top of the ladder through the barbed-wire board which just sounds SICK! Some funny commentary from Cole and Coach too. I had an inkling that Sandman9000 was the mystery man, but I thought it couldn't be him because he had already made several surprise returns in the past, and I didn't think he had nothing to do with the Heartland Title. Which is exactly WHY he ended up being the mystery man, isn't it? That, and his penchant for violent, bloody matches. I was genuinely surprised that he won the match. I thought for sure he was going to be a one shot deal. But Sandman winning the Heartland Title means that he's staying for a little while, isn't he? Good thing, says I. "After Hours" Felix Strutter held his own in this match too. Great, terrific match. Alfdogg never disappoints with these gimmick matches of his, does he? A cactus should be used more often in a wrestling ring, methinks. -The OAOAST Halloween Spectacular poster is awesome. -THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS vs. THE ANGELS OF DEATH: Wasn't much of a match now was it? It was all a setup to a SWERVE~! Luckily, it was a SWERVE~! I TOTALLY did not see coming. Perhaps I wasn't reading very carefully over the past few weeks, but I did not see any signs that Holly-Wood was going to turn on Melody Nerdly like that. So, Tony149 did a good job giving us a SWERVE~! that actually SWERVED~! people, or atleast me. This could have been the blow-off, but instead, this feud is just getting started now, isn't it? -OAOAST ONE AND ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: CHICKS OVER DICKS (Champions) vs. THE MARDI GRAS HOMEWRECKING CREW (Challengers): Oh Patty O'Green, may you never leave the OAOAST. I loved this match! It started off a little slow, but got hot as the match progressed. Loved all the pictures used: Spongebob Squarepants, Don Imus, and especially Al Sharpton. The "This card has no effect on anything." made me laugh so hard. So true. The ending was one of the most creative wrestling finishes I've ever seen. Submission through haircut. I don't think there is anyone in the history of internet e-feds who has thought of that finish to use in a match, so Patty O'Green made history right then and there! Another successful Chicks Over Dicks title defense, and I hope they never lose the titles, because I'm afraid that might mean we no longer get to read Patty O'Green matches! -PENALTY SHOOTOUT CHALLENGE: NATHANIEL BLACK vs. "THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY" JAMIE O'HARA: Definitely a first in the OAOAST, if not wrestling history! The OAOAST, always innovating! Being an American, I had no clue about what teams both guys were representing nor who the goalkeeper was. But I know what soccer looks like! So, it was easy to visualize what both guys were doing. I knew it had to end with some antics, but I was still surprised by James Blonde and Faqu's appearance. I thought Black would do the beatdown on his own AFTER O'Hara won. Brutal beatdown with the soccer ball on O'Hara! I can't wait for the eventual one-on-one match between Black and J-OH! You know it's going to happen real soon! -TRIPLE THREAT LADDER MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (Champion with "Perfect 10" Megan Skye) vs. "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN (Challenger with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez) vs. ZACK MALIBU (Challenger): I didn't work on this match so I guess that means I can comment on it. King Cucaracha and Zack Malibu did a great job on this one. I loved it. One of the best matches of the night. Some really freaking cool spots involving the ladder and just an all-around big time match feel. I love how PRL was only moments away from getting the Title finally, before Landon just tossed the steel chair right in his face. Even I didn't know how that match was going to end. Great, great job guys. I wish I could have contribute to it. BOTTOM LINE: This pay-per-view was a little bit better than AngleSlam 2007, IMO. Really excellent show. All the matches and the Penalty Shootout Challenge were fantastic. I was really digging this one. We all came through once again with a terrific show! A special thanks to Papacita for doing graphics for us one more time. It's been great having you, Papa! Now I'm looking forward to our Halloween show and November Reign! I REALLY can't wait for those two especially! Thumbs up, gang! Peace! MATCH OF THE NIGHT: Tied between the Heartland Invitational Chamber Of Hell Match 3 for the OAOAST Heartland Championship and the Triple Threat Ladder Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship.

Riggs/Heat has been edited in! This show looks pretty awesome. I can't wait to read the whole thing!

No matter where you put it, make sure you put it *before* the James Riggs promo. Thank You in advance. Cut to AngleSault standing in front of a blue background. He is wearing a white dress shirt, black tie, gray sports jacket, a gold chain around his neck, a watch on his right wrist, and gray dress pants. The crowd cheers the moment AngleSault appears on the screen. ANGLESAULT Good evening. Over the past 5 years, the OAOAST has seen many titles come and go. By my count, there have been 16 title belts in the history of the One And Only AngleSault Thread. For a company that has only been in existence since 2002, that is quite a large number of belts. Now, as much as I love giving all the wrestlers in the OAOAST an oppotunity to obtain some gold, the fact of the matter is that as of right now, there's not enough room in the OAOAST for every title that's active. Several of our titles go months without being defended! Now, when HI-YAH was around, it wasn't too hard to simply send some champions over to that company, and have the belts be defended in Japan. But with HI-YAH no longer around, that means that those titles that are not defended are left collecting dust. Well, as owner of this fine company, I am not going to have one or two of my titles not be defended due to time constraints on HeldDOWN~! or due to a lack of challengers. We are going to do some spring cleaning around here, even though we're well into the fall, and we're going to do it this Sunday night at Zero Hour! Because at Zero Hour, you will see a match whereby the OAOAST 24/7 Championship AND the OAOAST X-Division Championship will be UNIFIED into one brand spanking new Title. AngleSault pulls out a new championship belt from behind him. It looks alot like the old WCW United States Championship belt. ANGLESAULT (CONT'D) The One And Only AngleSault Thread United States Championship! While the name may be familar, this will be a brand new Title in the OAOAST. This belt will make its debut this Sunday, September 30th, at Zero Hour. Now normally, we would have the OAOAST 24/7 Champion and the OAOAST X-Division Champion face off in a match to unify the belts. But this time, the OAOAST 24/7 Championship AND the OAOAST X-Division Championship are being held by the same person, James Riggs. Not a problem, says I. There will still be a match this Sunday, and the winner of that match will be the LAST OAOAST 24/7 Champion, the LAST OAOAST X-Division Champion, and the FIRST OAOAST United States Champion. After carefully reviewing the tapes from the past couple of weeks, I have decided that at Zero Hour, James Riggs will put the OAOAST 24/7 AND OAOAST X-Division Titles on the line FOR THE LAST TIME against...Colombian Heat! "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" ANGLESAULT So, gentlemen, good luck to both of you. Remember, no matter who wins this Sunday, I want you to be the best United States Champion you can be, because you're not just representing the OAOAST, but you're representing this great country of ours. So, once again, good luck, and may the best man win! The camera cuts to a closeup of the OAOAST United States Championship belt. Cut to Sofa Central and Double C. COLE How bout that announcement from AngleSault, fans? A new Title will debut in the OAOAST this Sunday at Zero Hour! We're saying goodbye to two titles, but saying hello to a brand spanking new one! COACH James Riggs has a chance to make history this Sunday! Not only by becoming the last man to wear the OAOAST 24/7 AND X-Division Titles, but also by becoming the first man to wear the OAOAST United States Championship! And hey, who's to say he won't do it? He's already on a roll, he's already beaten Colombian Heat twice! There's no stopping him now! COLE James Riggs and Colombian Heat will square off one more time, once again for gold, only this time it's for the United States Title! What a match-up that should be fans! The last time the OAOAST 24/7 Championship and the OAOAST X-Division Championship will ever be defended is this Sunday night, September 30th. Both titles will be merged into the United States Championship! We will crown our first ever United States Champion this Sunday at Zero Hour! James Riggs vs. Colombian Heat, an historic big time match-up, taking place this coming Sunday night at Zero Hour!

-James Riggs promo -AngleSault announcement