Ed Wood Caulfield

Uh...Cuban Wall is going to be a bit busy that night, celebrating his 24/7 Title win. So, if you can substitue Mr. Boricua in for Cuban Wall, that'd be super. There's not much of a difference between the two to be honest. Mr. Boricua just can't form a sentence.

You can use some Lightning Crew members if you want!

I didn't expect the ending AT ALL. I'm absolutely serious. Best AngleMania ever? Maybe. It's definitley a Top 3 AngleMania for sure. More later.

This may need two posts. COLE Well ladies and gentlemen, this has already been a historic night here at AngleMania VI, and we've still got more to go! We've already got a new Women's Champion, and coming up next, we will definitely have a new X-Division Champion! Because in just a few moments, the Final Match In The Tournament For The Vacant OAOAST X-Division Championship will begin! The OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone logo flashes across the screen. The match-up graphic for the Final Match In The Tournament For The Vacant OAOAST X-Division Championship appears on screen. The crowd cheers. “Famous Last Words” by My Chemical Romance plays. COLE We started on February 1st with 16 men, and over the past two months, we have riddled that number down to just two. PRL, Tha Puerto Rican, will take on the ultimate underdog, Dance Dance Dragon with special guest referee, X-Division superstar, “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels! One of those these two men will become X-Division Champion for the first time in his career tonight! COACH This is the last Lightning Crew match at AngleMania VI, and it will end just like the other ones have ended: with a Lightning Crew member on top! The LC has been absolutely dominate tonight at AngleMania VI, and it's only going to continue right now, because really? Who gives Dance Dance Dragon a chance at winning this match? COLE Well, Dragon has surprised us in the past. He has managed to get through three very talented Superstars in order to arrive at the Finals. Dance Dance Dragon has surprised us all these past two months. Can he pull off the improbable victory tonight at the biggest show of the year? Let's take one final look at the brackets. A graphic appears on screen showing the brackets for the tournament. [b][u]FIRST ROUND[/u][/b] [b]"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican vs. Kenji Kawada - PRL[/b] [b]"After Hours" Felix Strutter vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black - Black[/b] [b]Otaku II vs. James Riggs - Riggs[/b] [b]Jamie O' Hara vs. Reject - Reject[/b] [b]Spanish Fly vs. Jay Richards - Fly[/b] [b]Dance Dance Dragon vs. Ramone Juan Jesus Guetierez - DDD[/b] [b]Vitamin X vs. James Blonde - VX[/b] [b]Longdogger Pete vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix - LDP[/b] [b][u]QUARTER-FINALS[/u][/b] [b]"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black - PRL[/b] [b]James Riggs vs. Reject – Reject[/b] [b]Spanish Fly vs. Dance Dance Dragon – DDD[/b] [b]Vitamin X vs. Longdogger Pete – VX[/b] [b][u]SEMI-FINALS[/u][/b] [b]"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican vs. Reject – PRL[/b] [b]Dance Dance Dragon vs. Vitamin X – DDD[/b] [b][u]FINALS[/u][/b] [b]“The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican vs. Dance Dance Dragon[/b] COLE We've seen some great matches and some shocking upsets in this tournament, the biggest upsets of all belonging to Dance Dance Dragon! If Dragon can pull off the victory tonight, who knows what this would mean to his career? COACH It's not going to happen Cole! Dragon is in over his head here! The pressure of competing at AngleMania is going to get to him and he's going to choke. And Tha Puerto Rican is going to go straight for the kill, winning yet ANOTHER title in the OAOAST! This is going to be a good one! COLE Well like I said, Dragon has surprised us before. Will he surprise us again in the biggest match of his life? The time for talking has ended. Let's now go to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing by with the introductions! Cut to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing, with cue cards in his left hand and a microphone on his right hand. *DING DING DING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the Final Match In The Tournament For The Vacant One And Only AngleSault Thread X-Division Championship scheduled for one fall with a sixty-minute time limit! “YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels' TNA theme song plays over the loud speakers. The crowd pops. A ring cart brings out the Special Guest Referee for this match through the curtains. Daniels raises his hands to acknowledge the fans, and then looks towards the ring. He is wearing the standard referee shirt, along with black sweatpants, black sneakers, and a black and white armband on his right arm. BUFFER Introducing the Special Guest Referee. He is a legend in TNA's X-Division. A wrestler known around the world for his high impact style, he defines what X-Division wrestling is all about! The master of the Angel Wings, he is “The Fallen Angel” CHRISTOPHHEEEERRRRRRRRR DANNIIIEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! COLE A highly appropriate referee for this match-up! Christopher Daniels knows all about X-Division wrestling, himself the longest reigning X-Division Champion in TNA history! COACH And now tonight, Tha Puerto Rican will become the longest reigning X-Division Champion in OAOAST history! The ring cart stops at ringside. A ringside attendant unhooks the front of the ring cart, allowing Daniels to leave the ring cart and enter the ring. Daniels raises his hands once more, garnering cheers. He checks the ring ropes as his TNA theme song dies down. COLE Daniels is going to have his hands full tonight! Tha Puerto Rican and Dance Dance Dragon are going to give it their all to become X-Division Champion! Daniels bounces off the ropes. “Hung Up” by Madonna brings the crowd to its feet. A Dance Dance Revolution stage hologram shines down in front of the entryway. A ring cart brings out Dance Dance Dragon through the curtains. The crowd cheers. The song picks up pace, causing multi-colored strobe lights to appear. Triple D raises his hands in the air, and then starts to bust a move in the ring cart! BUFFER Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time. From Heaven's Dancefloor. Weighing in at 199 lbs. He..is...DANCE DANCEEEEEEEEEE DRAGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! COLE What a thrill this must be for Dance Dance Dragon! Competing in his first AngleMania for the X-Division Title! This must be a dream come true for Dragon! COACH And that dream come true is going to turn into a nightmare, in fact a CORPORATE Nightmare once PRL is done with him! COLE Dance Dance Dragon defeated Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierrez in the First Round in 3 minutes! He defeated Spanish Fly in the Quarterfinals in 2 minutes! And two weeks ago on HeldDOWN~!, he defeated Vitamin X to advance to the Finals tonight! COACH That victory was all thanks to Caboose! X had Dragon right where he wanted him, but then Caboose had to go screw it up! It's okay, though. Because Vitamin X got revenge earlier tonight when he BEAT Caboose and Some Guy! HA! HA! HA! Triple D pumps the crowd up. He jumps up and down on his ring cart. The ring cart pulls to a stop at ringside. A ringside attendant unhooks the front, and Dance Dance Dragon leaves the ring cart. Dragon dances his way around his ringside, and then climbs the ring steps to the enter the ring. DDD does some DDR style dancing in the ring. A spotlight shines on Dragon as he dances. COLE Dance Dance Dragon is living it up! He's pumped for this match! COACH His state of euphoria is going to end once the bell rings, Cole. Triple D continues dancing. The lights go back on in the Toronto SkyDome. He bounces off the ropes to get ready for the match. COLE 67,000 strong here in the SkyDome eagerly anticipating the final match in this tournament! And it's about to start in only a few moments! Dance Dance Dragon looks to the entrance. “Hung Up” by Madonna dies down. The crowd buzzes in anticipation. COACH Here's a REAL entrance coming up! The lights go down in the Toronto SkyDome. A Puerto Rican flag appears on the AngleTron. In big, white blocky letters, the following words appear on the screen with Tha Puerto Rican saying them: *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and “Know Your Role '99” starts playing. The crowd stands up and starts booing. PR is heard saying, “THE CHAMP IS HERE!” throughout the song, while smoke fills the entryway and strobe lights appear on the entrance set. A few seconds elapsed, and then a ring cart brings out “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican, his manager and “Career Consultant” Stephen Joseph Popick, and Puerto Rican boxing legend Félix “Tito” Trinidad! BUFFER And his opponent. Accompanied to the ring by manager and “Career Consultant” Stephen Joseph Popick AND former IBF and WBC Champion Félix “Tito” Trinidad! From San Juan, Puerto Rico. Weighing in at 220 lbs. He is the Man With The Golden Contract. “The Corporate Champion” THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! COLE PRL has a special guest with him tonight! COACH That's right! That's Félix Trinidad with Tha Puerto Rican tonight! He's dominated boxing, just like Tha Puerto Rican has dominated professional wrestling! He's a god in Puerto Rico! He might be retired, but he is still considered one of the greatest Puerto Rican boxers of all-time! COLE But what is he doing with PRL? COACH PRL and Trinidad are close personal friends. And I guess PRL wanted Trinidad to have a front row seat when he destroys Dance Dance Dragon tonight at AngleMania! In fact, tonight, Félix “Tito” Trinidad is an 'honorary' member of The Lightning Crew! COLE I don't know how much honor there is in being a Lightning Crew member. COACH Oh hush up you! PRL, Popick, and Félix Trinidad look at the booing crowd and smile. Popick is holding PRL's black spray-painted briefcase with the Golden Contract inside. Trinidad, wearing a Puerto Rican flag bandanna, a white Lightning Crew T-shirt, white light jacket, a $500 Rolex watch on his right wrist, blue jeans, and black workman boots, is in awe of the size of the crowd. COLE PRL worked hard to get here too. He defeated HI-YAH superstar Kenji Kawada in the First Round, then beat “The Ice Heart” Dan Black in a hard fought Quarterfinals match. And then two weeks ago, he defeated former X-Division Champion Reject to advance to the finals, and in fact, Reject played a HUGE part in why this tournament is taking place in the first place! COACH While it sucks that Reject is no longer the X-Division Champion, at least the title will be on somebody WORTHY again tonight at AngleMania VI. PRL would make a much better X-Champion than Jamie O'Hara, that's for sure! COLE I don't know. I thought O'Hara would have been a nice Champion! COACH You also think Hilary Duff is the greatest singer ever, so your opinion doesn't count on anything! The ring cart stops at ringside as “Know Your Role '99” continues playing. A ringside attendant unhooks the front of the cart so that PRL, Popick, and Trinidad and leave. PR taunts some fans at ringside and then climbs the ring steps. Tha Puerto Rican gets on the ring apron and sneers at the crowd. Popick holds the ropes, and Tha Puerto Rican enters the ring. Popick and Trinidad follow him. PRL spins around; soaking in the fans' boos. Tha Puerto Rican does the HBK muscle pose while pyro goes off behind him. PRL laughs manically, both of his cheeks having Puerto Rican flags painted on them. COACH PRL still has a guaranteed shot at the World Heavyweight Championship, but it's not about the World Title tonight! It's all about becoming X-Division Champion, and it WILL happen tonight! Tha Puerto Rican guaran-damn-tees it! PRL gloats about how great he is. He then grabs his briefcase and heads over to a second turnbuckle where he climbs it and raises the briefcase over his head. Puerto then heads to another second turnbuckle and raises the black spray-painted briefcase over his head again. A “P.R. SUCKS!” chant starts up again. Popick, Félix “Tito” Trinidad, and Dance Dance Dragon watch as Tha Puerto Rican heads to a third second turnbuckle and raises his briefcase with his right hand ala The Rock, “smelling the electricity” while doing so. P.R. hits a fourth second turnbuckle and does the same Rock pose on it, receiving boos. PRL gets off the turnbuckle, removes his sunglasses, earring, and HBK-like entrance attire (vest and chaps). He hands his items over to a ringside attendant, and then chats with Popick and Trinidad while the lights go back on in the SkyDome. COLE This is the first ever match between PRL and Dance Dance Dragon...and PRL doesn't seem to be taking Dragon seriously! COACH He shouldn't, Cole! This is DANCE DANCE DRAGON we're talking about! He's got No Chance In Hell of beating PRL tonight at AngleMania VI! Not a chance in Hell! PRL looks at Dance Dance Dragon with a cocky smirk on his face. “Know Your Role '99” dies down. The crowd is hot. COLE Well, here we go. COACH Oh boy! I am going to enjoy this! PRL says something to Dragon, and then high fives Popick and Félix “Tito” Trinidad, who leave the ring, with Popick grabbing the black spray-painted briefcase. PRL jumps up and down in place while Dance Dance Dragon just looks at him. COLE The crowd is electric! They have waited two months for this one match! After a two month wait, we will have an OAOAST X-Division Champion here in the One And Only AngleSault Thread. Popick shouts words of encouragement to PRL from the outside. “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels orders PRL and DDD to come next to him. PRL and Dragon engage in a staredown while Christopher Daniels goes over the rules. “THE FALLEN ANGEL” CHRISTOPHER DANIELS Okay. Now, you both know the rules. No hitting below the belt. No illegal maneuvers. I am the man in charge of this match. The only way this match can end is by pinfall or submission. There WILL be a winner in this match-up! Now, any questions from you Puerto? Puerto Rican just stares. “THE FALLEN ANGEL” CHRISTOPHER DANIELS Any questions from you Dragon? Dragon just stares. “THE FALLEN ANGEL” CHRISTOPHER DANIELS All right. Good luck. And may the best man win. Christopher Daniels raises the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his head to let the crowd know that this is a title match. He then hands the belt over to a ringside attendant. COLE The nameplate on that belt is empty, but it won't be after tonight is through! COACH 'Tha Puerto Rican' will look nice on that nameplate won't it? COLE What about Dance Dance Dragon? COACH They wouldn't be able to fit his whole name. It would probably go in as 'DDD'. And that would suck. COLE They wouldn't be able to fit Tha Puerto Rican into the nameplate would they? COACH Yes they would. COLE No they wouldn't. COACH Yes they would. COLE No they wouldn't. COACH Yes they would. COLE STOP! Let's just get to the match all right! COACH Yes they would. Christopher Daniels pats down Tha Puerto Rican. He then pats down Dance Dance Dragon. PRL and Triple D engage in a staredown with each other in the center of the ring. Finally, “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* “YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” [b]FINAL MATCH IN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE VACANT OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN (with Stephen Joseph Popick and Félix “Tito” Trinidad) vs. DANCE DANCE DRAGON SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: “THE FALLEN ANGEL” CHRISTOPHER DANIELS[/b] The crowd is hot. PRL and DDD are still staring at each other. PRL has a cocky smirk on his face. COLE We are underway. The final match in the two month tournament for the vacant X-Division Championship has begun! For the first time since Anglepalooza, tonight, we will have a X-Division Champion here in the One And Only AngleSault Thread! PRL is talking trash to Dragon. Since Dragon is wearing a mask, we can't tell what he's feeling, but considering it's PRL we're talking about, he can't be feeling good now. COACH The Corporate Champ is psyching out Dance Dance Dragon! He's letting him know what he's in for tonight! Dragon is going to lose in the biggest match of his career! COLE Coach, stop! Please! Tha Puerto Rican continues running his mouth! Finally, PRL shoves Dragon. But DDD shoves him back! PRL shoves Dragon again. And Dragon shoves him back! PRL doesn't look pleased about that. COLE Uh-oh! Dragon is surprising PRL here! PRL and Dance Dance Dragon lock up. Both men jockey for position. The lock up takes Puerto and Dragon around the ring. Puerto ends up at a turnbuckle corner, so he climbs up to the top. This allows Triple D the chance to grab PRL and throw him off the top rope and onto the mat! The crowd cheers! COLE And Dance Dance Dragon with his first big move of the night! COACH So what? It'll be his last! Tha Puerto Rican can't believe what Dragon just did, but he gets back on his feet. Tha Puerto Rican and Dance Dance Dragon lock up again. This time, P.R. manages a headlock on Dragon. Puerto Rican cinches the hold tight with a smirk on his face. However, Triple D walks towards the ropes, and shoves PRL into the opposite ropes. PR responds with a shoulderblock, knocking Dragon down! PR picks Dance Dance Dragon up and starts nailing him with Rock-style punches to the temple. The punches stagger Dragon. P.R. then grabs Dragon and whips him into a turnbuckle—DDD reverses---PRL does a Flair Flip onto the ring apron! Dragon quickly continues his attack by clotheslining PRL, knocking him to the floor! “YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Whoa! I think Dance Dance Dragon has surprised The Corporate Champ in the early going! COACH Stay cool, Champ! Stay cool! DDD plays to the crowd, who cheer! PRL gets back to his feet, a little weary. Stephen Joseph Popick and Trinidad are a little worried for Tha Puerto Rican now. PRL taunts a fan at ringside, and then takes a deep breath, before climbing the ring steps. Once P.R. is on the ring apron, Dance Dance Dragon grabs PR and runs with him, knocking his head on a top turnbuckle pad! Dragon then runs with PRL once again and slams his head on another top turnbuckle pad! DDD then grabs Puerto Rican, and gives him a vertical suplex into the ring. HOWEVER, PRL lands on his feet, grabs Dragon, and gives him a Backcracker! COLE Backcracker on Dragon! COACH All right! This match is going to end early! Tha Puerto Rican covers DDD. Christopher Daniels counts. 1... 2... TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COACH Aw, dangit! “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican gets up and starts stomping Dragon with his shaky-leg kicks. The crowd starts booing loudly. “P.R. SUCKS!” “P.R. SUCKS!” “P.R. SUCKS!” “P.R. SUCKS!” COLE 67,000 + are chanting 'P.R. SUCKS!' COACH Ah, Canadians! What do they know? COLE You do know that PRL's girlfriend is from Canada right? COACH Well then she is the world's smartest Canadian! Not that she has much competition! COLE Will you stop? Tha Puerto Rican picks Dance Dance Dragon up by his mask. *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” PRL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PRL grabs Triple D by his left arm, and then whips him into the ropes—Dragon reverses—and kicks PRL! He kicks him again! And again knocking him down! COLE Combo from Dragon! COACH Oh God! Come on PRL! The freaking Dance Dance Dragon is showing you up! Stop this NOW! COLE I think Tha Puerto Rican might have underestimated Dance Dance Dragon tonight at AngleMania VI! COACH No he hasn't! You don't know what you're talking about! Shut up! Dance Dance Dragon picks Tha Puerto Rican up and starts kicking him some more! By now, some of the facepaint on PRL's cheeks has faded away. TPR tries to run away from the kicks, but Dragon keeps on kicking! COLE You can feel those kicks all over the SkyDome! Kick to the chest! Kick to the back! Kick to the hips! Kick to the legs! Kick to the back again! P.R. goes to the ropes, where Dance Dance Dragon kicks PRL again—NO! PRL scratches Dance Dance Dragon in the mask! The crowd boos! COLE Now come on! What a cheapshot! COACH Hey now. Christopher Daniels didn't see that, so it didn't happen! PRL now has a cocky smirk on his face again. Popick and Trinidad are also smiling. Tha Puerto Rican hits DDD with a Rock-style punch to the temple! Punch! Punch! Punch! NOW KISS THAT LEFT! Punch! Triple D goes down! The boo birds fly again. PRL chuckles a bit. Tha Puerto Rican picks DDD up again. Suddenly, Dragon gets a sudden burst of energy and starts punching PRL in his face! He keeps on punching him, bringing the crowd to life! The punches daze and confuse PRL, so Dragon grabs Puerto Rican and lifts him up onto his shoulders. Triple D then does an Airplane Spin! COLE Speed Modifier! The crowd cheers some more! Dragon stops doing the Speed Modifier when he becomes dizzy himself. PRL stumbles around the ring dizzied...and then Flair Flops down onto the mat! The crowd laughs. COACH You gotta be kidding me! COLE I think, I think maybe, just maybe, Dance Dance Dragon has PRL's number! COACH Oh no! Don't you dare! Dragon has been lucky so far in this match! But PRL's gonna do it! Someway, somehow, PRL's gonna do it! COLE How much longer must Dragon be in control before he's no longer lucky, but just good? COACH He has to beat PRL in order to be considered good! Dance Dance Dragon shakes his head to get rid of his dizziness. STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK COME ON PUERTO! FELIX “TITO” TRINIDAD GET UP! Dragon goes for the cover. 1...2...RIGHT SHOULDER UP! COACH Keep trying Dragon. Christopher Daniels puts up two fingers to let the fans know that it's a two count. Dragon does the international “AH NUTS!” hand gesture. He then picks Tha Puerto Rican up by his hair, throwing his Puerto Rican flag bandanna aside. The Strong Style Party Animal kicks PRL in the gut! He then kicks him in his left leg! Then the right leg! The crowd groans with every shot! Dragon kicks PRL in his face! Triple D then grabs Puerto's right arm, and then gives him an Irish whip into the ropes—PRL reverses... and Dragon goes FLYING over the top rope and onto the floor when Félix “Tito” Trinidad pulls down the top rope! COLE Hey! Wait a minute! BIG boos for that! Trinidad feigns innocence when Christopher Daniels asks him about it. Dragon is on the floor kissing the protective mats. COACH He's showing his Lightning Crew loyalty! COLE I would have thought a professional sports athlete would act better than that. COACH You live in a dream world then. Stephen Joseph Popick picks Dance Dance Dragon up and throws him back into the ring. COLE Félix Trinidad making his mark in this match! COACH All right! Now we can get things back on track! HA HA HA! Puerto Rican pulls Dragon right into the center of the ring so that he can start stomping him again. A LOUD “P.R. SUCKS!” chant starts up again. He then switches to fist drops to Dragon's head (or mask). P.R.L. then bounces off the ropes, shakes his shoulders, dusts his right shoulder off, and then POPS HIS COLLAR~! before dropping another fist drop onto Dance Dance Dragon's forehead! COLE Five Knuckle Shuffle from Tha Puerto Rican! COACH Yeah! A special AngleMania edition of the Five Knuckle Shuffle! Only Tha Puerto Rican can make that look good! PRL, FTW~! 1...2....KICK OUT! P.R. slaps the mat in frustration, and then starts choking Dragon with his bare hands! CHRISTOPHER DANIELS Now come on! Break it up! 1! 2! 3! 4! PRL lets go at 4. He smiles his evil smile at Daniels, who scolds Puerto for the illegal move. The crowd boos. COLE PRL better be careful. He gets disqualified, he loses this match, and The Lightning Crew goes 3-1 at AngleMania VI! COACH It's in the air Mikey Cole! We got a new Women's Champion! A new 24/7 Champion! And in just a few moments, we will have a new X-Division Champion! The stars are aligned, Mikey Cole! This IS The Lightning Crew's night! PRL gets up and poses for the fans. They boo. Loudly. COLE PRL wasting time here! COACH He's facing Dance Dance Dragon! He can waste time if he wants to! Tha Puerto Rican gives the fans the “UP YOURS!” hand gesture. He then goes back to Dragon, picking him up-- --Dragon rolls him up! 1! 2! POPICK PUSHES THEM OVER! 1! 2! KICK OUT! COACH Oh! I thought that was it! COLE So did this crowd! But Dragon has kicked out! And this match continues! Dance Dance Dragon and Tha Puerto Rican both get up. At this, Popick grabs Dragon's right foot. Dragon turns around...and gets clotheslined by Tha Puerto Rican over the top rope and onto the floor! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE And Dance Dance Dragon goes to the outside once again! COACH He can't keep up with the Champ! He's screwed! COLE I'm just wondering why Tha Puerto Rican needs help then in fending off Dance Dance Dragon? COACH Uh...because he feels like it! Trust me, PRL can beat Triple D with one arm tied behind his back! Yup! PRL grabs Christopher Daniels referee shirt, gaining his attention. While he does this, Popick grabs Dance Dance Dragon and starts punching him in the face! Popick then throws DDD into a ring post, left shoulder first! COLE Now come on! This isn't right! COACH If the referee hasn't seen it, then it didn't happen! God, don't you know wrestling 101? The crowd boos loudly. PRL lets go of Daniels' referee shirt. He smiles at Popick. COLE PRL and Popick with a double team-type move on Dance Dance Dragon! Triple D is in trouble here! COACH As if that's a surprise! PRL climbs the top turnbuckle. He waits for Dragon to get up. COACH Uh-oh! Look out! Air Puerto Rico is gonna fly! PRL is hunched over on the top rope. Dance Dance Dragon is slowly getting to his feet. COLE Bombs away! Here it comes! Dragon stumbles once he gets to a vertical base. Once he's on his feet, P.R.L. jumps off the top rope and comes crashing down onto Dance Dance Dragon on the outside with a double axehandle! COLE Corporate Axe from Tha Puerto Rican! PRL shoves a cameraman away after he lands on the outside. He then runs over onto Dragon, gets on top of him, and starts pummeling him with rights and lefts! Popick and Félix Trinidad cheer him on! COLE The Corporate Champion is in control of Dance Dance Dragon, and I don't think this crowd likes it one bit! COACH So what? PRL doesn't give a damn about these fans! COLE What about The Lightning Bolts? COACH He cares about them, but they're not here tonight! COLE Right, Coach. Right. PRL rolls back underneath the bottom rope to break the count at 8. He then rolls back out to ringside. PRL picks DDD back up by his costume, and then throws him back into the ring. PRL follows. COLE And back to the ring we go. PRL picks Dance Dance Dragon up. He then grabs him by his head and runs with him. PRL jumps over the top rope, still holding onto Dragon's head. When PRL lands on the floor, Dragon's neck meets the top rope. As a result, Dragon snaps back off the top rope and onto the mat! COLE Ricochet from Tha Puerto Rican! PRL then runs around ringside, and climbs the ring steps. He enters the ring and waits for Dragon to get up. Once Dragon gets to his knees, PRL charges forward, jumps over Dragon, and gives him a reverse necksnap! The Lightning Shock! COLE Oh! Oh my! People shouldn't bend like that! COACH No DUH~! Tha Puerto Rican goes for the cover, hooking his right leg. 1, 2, Dragon kicks out! PRL COME ON! CHRISTOPHER DANIELS TWO! Popick claps his hands, encouraging PRL. “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican picks Dance Dance Dragon up by his mask and then gives him a BODYSLAM~! The crowd starts buzzing, sensing what's coming up next. COACH Oh yeah! He's feeling it! He's feeling it! Tha Puerto Rican exits the ring and climbs the top rope. Popick and Trinidad cheer him on. COLE Are we about to see it? Are we about to see a special AngleMania edition of this move? COACH We are! We are! PRL is on the top rope. He removes his left elbow pad and throws it into the crowd. He points TWO menacing fingers at Dance Dance Dragon, and then sails off the top turnbuckle, doing the “Up yours!” hand gesture in mid-air. Corporate Elbow Drop to a pop! COLE Corporate Elbow Drop! Could this be it? COACH Oh yeah baby! A special AngleMania edition of the Corporate Elbow Drop! He's gonna finish Dragon off this way! PRL arrogantly covers Dance Dance Dragon by using Dragon's body as a couch. Christopher Daniels makes the count with Tha Puerto Rican counting along. ONE! TWO! THR—NO! ONLY TWO! PRL Damn. COLE The Corporate Elbow Drop wasn't enough that time. COACH That was a slow count. COLE No it wasn't. PR picks Dragon up by his mask and applies a sleeperhold on him! COACH This will end it! This. Will. End. It! PRL cinches the hold tight. He says something to Dragon while applying the sleeperhold. Christopher Daniels checks on Dragon. The crowd is buzzing. COLE Dance Dance Dragon might be out of it! COACH How can you tell? He's wearing a mask! PRL ASK HIM IF HE QUITS! ASK HIM! Stephen Joseph Popick and Félix “Tito” Trinidad nod their heads in approval. The crowd comes alive, trying to bring Triple D back into this match. PRL taunts his opponent, laughing manically. Christopher Daniels continues checking on Dragon. COLE This could be it, Coach! COACH Another title in PRL's collection! Christopher Daniels raises Triple D's left arm in the air. It falls. 1! COACH Oh boy! Here it comes! Tha Puerto Rican smiles evilly. Daniels raises Dragon's left arm in the air again. It falls. 2! COACH PRL's gonna win! PRL's gonna win! PR WILL WIN! COLE It might just happen! Tha Puerto Rican, Stephen Joseph Popick, and Félix Trinidad are smiling evilly. The crowd is at a fever pitch. COACH New Women's Champion! New 24/7 Champion! And new X-Division Champion! 4-0 at AngleMania VI! Christopher Daniels raises Dance Dance Dragon's left arm in the air again. It fal-- NO! IT STAYS UP! “YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” COACH WHAT!? COLE Dance Dance Dragon is still alive! He is still in this match! Dance Dance Dragon makes a fist! He starts shaking his fists, causing the crowd to cheer even LOUDER! PRL can't believe it! COACH Stop him! Stop him! Stop him, Puerto! PRL is going nuts. Dance Dance Dragon gets on his right knee. He then gets to both feet. PRL still has the sleeperhold applied. COLE Dance Dance Dragon is feeling it! He's making the comeback! Dragon elbows PRL in his stomach. He does it again! And again! And again! PRL finally lets go of the sleeperhold! Dance Dance Dragon kicks PRL in his stomach! Dragon then charges towards the ropes, jumps onto the second ring rope, jumps off of it, lands on his feet next to PRL, grabs him, and gives him a reverse DDT! Dance Dance DDT! COLE Dance Dance DDT! The cover! 1... 2... KICK OUT! Dance Dance Dragon gets right back up. He bounces off the ropes, shakes his shoulders, dusts his right shoulder off, and then drops a knee onto PRL's forehead! The Strong Style Shuffle! Dragon covers PRL! It gets two. COLE And another two count! Dragon is on offense now, and is making the most of it! COACH Come on PR! Come on! Coach's words are the exact same words being spewed by Popick and Félix Trinidad, who are actually now worry for Tha Puerto Rican! The crowd is starting to come to life again. Dragon picks PRL up. By now, ¾ of his facepaint is gone. His hair is matted, and he is breathing hard. The Bemani Bruiser nails The Corporate Champion with right forearms to the face! DDD then whips Tha Puerto Rican into a turnbuckle—NO!--PRL reverses, and Dragon hits the turnbuckle! PRL follows that up with a Stinger Splash! Dragon stumbles out from the turnbuckle, so PRL grabs him and gives him the Lightning Strike! COLE Lightning Strike! PR's version of the Diamond Cutter that he used to win cruiserweight titles in Puerto Rico! Will it win him the X-Division Title tonight? 1... 2... 3! PSYCH! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COACH I thought that was it! COLE It wasn't, Coach! The match still continues! Dance Dance Dragon still has a chance at becoming X-Division Champion tonight at AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone! PRL is shocked! He yells at Christopher Daniels, but Daniels tells him it was only a two count. PRL curses in Spanish, and then picks Dance Dance Dragon up. Puerto measures him up, and then starts nailing him with Rock-style punches to the temple. PRL gives Dragon an Irish whip into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but Dragon ducks the clothesline, bounces off the opposite ropes, and hits PRL with a flying clothesline! The crowd cheers! DDD quickly exits the ring and climbs the ropes. COLE We're gonna see a flying dragon! COACH Move out of the way, Puerto! DDD looks at the crowd and gives them a thumbs up. He then stands up on the top rope and leaps off, hitting PRL with a DOUBLE STOMP~! COLE Perfect! COACH That wasn't perfect! COLE That's the name of that move! Perfect! Dance Dance Dragon with a double stomp off the top and now he goes for the cover! 1! 2! LEFT SHOULDER UP! “AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!” COLE Only a two count! That was only a two count! “THAT WAS THREE!” “THAT WAS THREE!” “THAT WAS THREE!” “THAT WAS THREE!” COLE And these fans are disappointed with that two count! COACH Hey. It was a fair count. COLE Unfortunately you're right. COACH Go me! COLE *Sigh* Dance Dance Dragon can't believe it. He puts up three fingers, but Christopher Daniels only puts up two. Stephen Joseph Popick nods his head, thankful that the match isn't over yet. “Okay! Okay!” He says. Dragon puts his hands on his mask, and then gets up, PRL still on the mat. COACH Dragon's gonna choke! There's too much pressure for him! He's going to choke! COLE Dance Dance Dragon looking to come out on top at his first AngleMania! COACH Not gonna happen! COLE Shut up, Coach! Triple D picks Tha Puerto Rican up. After a few punches to the face, The Masked Dance Assassin whips The P.R. Menace into the ropes. P.R. reverses, and when Dragon comes back. SPINNNNEEEEEBUSTAH~!!!!!!!!!!!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COACH Okay! Here we go! Here we go! The crowd starts booing loudly. PRL power walks around the ring, taunting the fans. He then stands over Dance Dance Dragon...and kicks his right arm onto his chest. COACH AngleMania VI, Toronto, Canada, get ready for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling, eh? PRL removes his right elbow pad, spits on it, and then throws it down onto Dance Dance Dragon's chest. He then does some weird hand signals, stopping to give Dragon the De-Generation X “SUCK IT!” gesture. P.R. then bounces off the ropes, leaps over Triple D, and then bounces off the opposite ropes. COACH Here it comes! PRL stops in his tracks...and starts doing Dance Dance Revolution style dance moves, mocking Dragon. COACH Hey! PRL's not such a bad dancer! Get down! Get down! Get down with your bad self! PRL stops dancing. THA PUERTO RICAN BALLIN'~! And then drops the IntenseZone Elbow to a pop! COLE Aw geez. PRL goes for the cover. 1... 2... DRAGON KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!! CROWD PHEW! COLE The IntenseZone Elbow did not finish this match! COACH Not even an ANGLEMANIA IntenseZone Elbow!? COLE ...No. PRL slaps the mat in frustration. His face is red. Puerto runs his hands through his hair, and then breathes in deep. He calms himself down. COLE Tha Puerto Rican and Dance Dance Dragon are giving it their all! They both want to leave AngleMania VI the new X-Division Champion! COACH How is Dance Dance Dragon lasting this long? COLE Because he really is a talented OAOAST Superstar! That's why! COACH Nah. Can't be. PRL gets up, sneering at the crowd. “THAT'S IT!” COLE And there it is! There's the signal for the Corporate Nightmare! COACH Oh boy! He's gonna hit it! PRL's gonna win the tournament! Tha Puerto Rican picks Dance Dance Dragon up. He kicks Dragon in his stomach-- NO! Dragon grabs Puerto's left leg! COLE He blocked it! Dance Dance Dragon turns PRL around, grabs him from behind, and lifts him up onto his shoulders, causing the crowd to cheer loudly! COLE He's going for it! He's going for it! The Bemani Buster! The Bemani Buster! Triple D parades PRL around the ring, getting ready to hit the Bemani Buster! HOWEVER, Stephen Joseph Popick gets on the ring apron. Popick waves his hands around, getting the referee's attention. And not only him, but Dance Dance Dragon as well. COLE What the--? Oh great! Stephen Joseph Popick is here! That's nice. COACH Yeah. Isn't it? Popick yells at Daniels, irritating the crowd. Dragon lets go of PRL, dropping him down to the mat. Both men watch Popick argue with the ref. SJP tries to get into the ring, but is held back by Daniels. COLE What the hell is Popick doing? Why is he trying to get into the ring? COACH I have no clue, Michael! But it must be a good reason! COLE Will Christopher Daniels please get him out of here!? Popick enters the ring. He argues with the referee. The crowd is getting hotter by the second, practically BEGGING for Christopher Daniels to do something to Popick. COLE I'd be careful if I was Stephen Joseph right about now. COACH Popick ain't afraid of no man! Stephen Joseph Popick touches Christopher Daniels. He then shoves “The Fallen Angel”! The crowd is shocked. COACH Tell him who's boss! Daniels can't take this crap anymore. Christopher Daniels kicks Popick in the gut... “YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” ...places him in between his legs... “YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” ...hooks his arms... “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” ...and gives Popick the ANGEL WINGS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COACH WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!? COLE Angel Wings! Angel Wings! Stephen Joseph Popick just got knocked out by the referee, Christopher Daniels, with the Angel Wings! COACH How could he do that!? That was an abuse of power! COLE Hey, Popick provoked him! COACH Doesn't matter! HE SHOULDN'T DO THAT! Popick is out cold, his glasses knocked off his head. Christopher Daniels picks the comatose Popick up, and throws him over to the top rope and onto the floor! Popick hits the floor with a sickening thud! The crowd cheers louder! COACH OH NO! COLE Stephen Joseph Popick is out of this match, and it is all thanks to Christopher Daniels! COACH I don't believe it! And neither can Félix “Tito” Trinidad, who stands there next to Popick with his jaw wide open. Daniels scolds Popick, even though he's unconscious, telling him to stay out of the ring. As he does this, PRL decides this is the perfect time to attack, hitting Dance Dance Dragon with a front dropkick! This sends Dragon right into Christopher Daniels, which causes him to fall out of the ring and onto the floor with a sickening thud! COLE Oh no! Christopher Daniels has been knocked out of the ring! Daniels lies face down on the protective mats on the outside. The crowd boos. COLE And he ain't moving. COACH Serves him right for what he did to Popick! COLE The referee is down! But PRL and Triple D are up on their feet! Indeed, PRL is up and so is Dragon. The Corporate One attacks DDD with Rock-style punches to the temple, and then whips him into the ropes. PRL goes for a clothesline, but Dragon ducks, stops in his tracks, and grabs PRL, lifting him up onto his shoulders! BEMANI BUSTAH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 “YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Bemani Buster! Bemani Buster! The improbable run will continue! Dance Dance Dragon is going to do the impossible! COACH OH NO! OH NO! The crowd, all 67,000-plus, is going nuts! Dance Dance Dragon covers Tha Puerto Rican, but then realizes that Christopher Daniels is still knocked out on the outside. That doesn't stop the crowd from shouting, “1! 2! 3!” though. Dragon is disappointed when he sees Daniels still on the outside. COLE Dragon has the pin! But Christopher Daniels is not here! COACH And it's all Dragon's fault too! COLE What? PRL kicked Dragon right into Daniels, you idiot! COACH But Dragon is the one who made contact with Daniels, so therefore it's his fault! COLE Oh come on! Dragon doesn't know what to do. He gets up and looks around. The only person still moving other than Dragon is Félix Trinidad, who is rooting for PRL to get up. Then, the crowd turns their attention to the entrance. COACH Here comes the calvary! Cuban Wall enters the ring. He goes for a clothesline, but Dance Dance Dragon ducks the clothesline, and starts beating on Cuban Wall! COLE Dance Dance Dragon beating up the new 24/7 Champion! Mr. Boricua enters the ring, and Dance Dance Dragon immediately starts beating him up! COLE Dragon's taking care of Mr. Boricua now! COACH Get him! Get him! The punches stagger the big man, but don't cause him to fall. They do take him to the ropes, however. DDD takes turns beating on Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall. But then, Vitamin X enters the ring and goes SPEARS~! Dragon! COACH BOO-YAH~! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Vitamin X gets on top of Dragon, and starts hammering him with lefts and rights! COACH Get him X-Man! Get him! COLE The X-Man dominating Dance Dance Dragon right about now! COACH Just like he dominated Caboose and Some Guy earlier tonight! VX picks Dance Dance Dragon up and whips him into the ropes. Dragon reverses, and holds on! OSAKA STREET CUTTER! COLE Down goes Prince Vitamin! The crowd is going crazy! DDD kicks Vitamin X out of the ring to the crowd's delight! He then goes back to work on Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall. COLE Stephen Joseph Popick is down! Vitamin X is down! Tha Puerto Rican is down! And Christopher Daniels is down! COACH This is chaos! Whose gonna become the X-Division Champion!?!?! Princess Stacey comes out to check on Vitamin X on the outside. Thomas Rodriguez comes out, but then changes his mind at the last second to enter the ring. COLE Thomas wants to stay behind! COACH Thomas, I know you're a referee and not a wrestler, but for Godsakes man, get in there and help your boss! COLE He's a real coward, isn't he? COACH Oh hush up, Cole! The Bone Thug comes out, and he's about to enter the ring when Félix Trinidad stops him. Trinidad whispers something in Bone Thug's left ear, bringing a smile to his face. He then reaches into his left breast pocket and pulls out something which he gives to Bone Thug. COLE This is total chaos! Almost all The Lightning Crew is at ringside! PRL is knocked out! So is Stephen Joseph Popick! And so is the referee Christopher Daniels! “The Fallen Angel” is out cold! Only Félix “Tito” Trinidad and Dance Dance Dragon are on their feet! COACH The Bone Thug is on his feet too! Look! The Bone Thug nods his head at Trinidad, and then slides into the ring. He pulls out...a slapjack! Which he uses on Triple D, knocking him down from behind! COLE Oh! What a shot! It's—it's a slapjack! Bone Thug has just hit Dance Dance Dragon with a slapjack! COACH A slapjack given to him by Félix Trinidad! Who knew he had that with him!? COLE I don't think anyone did! ESPECIALLY Dance Dance Dragon! DDD is down on the mat! The crowd is shocked at what they've just seen. The Bone Thug starts stomping on Dragon, and soon, Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall join in. The crowd boos even louder! COLE And now this! A beatdown on Dance Dance Dragon! As though he needed this! COACH He does Michael! COLE But I thought PRL could beat Dragon with one arm tied behind his back! COACH ................ COLE That shut you up. Trinidad nods his head in approval of this beatdown. While Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, and The Bone Thug beat down Dragon, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Princess Stacey enter the ring and try to wake PRL up. COACH I would love to be woken up by those two. Lindsay and Stacey help PRL up to his feet. PRL is dazed and confused. His facepaint is all gone. His eyes are glazed over. COACH THE CHAMP IS UP~! COLE Oh please. Tha Puerto Rican is able to shake the cobwebs out of his head. Lindsay and Stacey hold PRL up as he gets his head back into this match. When they ask if he is fine, PRL nods his head. Meanwhile, Dance Dance Dragon is knocked out from the beatdown. COLE Dance Dance Dragon has been beaten to dust! He is out of this match! COACH Yes! PRL receives a kiss from Lindsay and then a kiss from Stacey, and then walks over to where Dance Dance Dragon is. PRL tells Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, and The Bone Thug to stop kicking DDD. The Bone Thug puts the slapjack inside his left pocket. Mr. Boricua is still kicking Triple D even after PRL tells them to stop, so Cuban Wall yells and Mr. Boricua finally stops. PRL applauds his men on a job well done, which causes Mr. Boricua to smile like an idiot. PRL I've got this now! Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, The Bone Thug, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, and Princess Stacey leave the ring. PRL picks Dance Dance Dragon up. With a sneer etched on his face, The Corporate Champion has only two words to say to Dance Dance Dragon. “Fuck. You.” KICK WHAM CORPORATE NIGHTMARE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 COLE Corporate Nightmare! The Corporate Nightmare! And Dance Dance Dragon is OUT! COACH YES! YES! YES! COVER HIM! COVER HIM! COVER HIM! And yes, Tha Puerto Rican covers Dance Dance Dragon, hooking his left leg. The crowd starts booing. PRL orders for someone to throw Christopher Daniels back into the ring. COLE Oh no! Oh no! Don't tell me! Please don't! It's not going to end this way! No way! Cuban Wall grabs the unconscious Fallen Angel and throws him back into the ring. The booing gets louder. COLE No! Stop this! Stop this! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY STOP THIS! Christopher Daniels slowly crawls over to where PRL and DDD are. The Lightning Crew and Félix “Tito” Trinidad are on the outside cheering. Stephen Joseph Popick is still knocked out. COACH They're gonna do it! HE'S gonna do it! COLE You were right the first time, Coach! The Lightning Crew is responsible for this! And now, they are about three seconds away from giving Tha Puerto Rican ANOTHER title in the OAOAST! Christopher Daniels gets to where PRL and Dragon are, with PRL nodding his head. COACH Here it comes! HERE IT COMES! “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican still has Dance Dance Dragon covered, hooking his left leg. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Mr. Boricua, Princess Stacey, Cuban Wall, Vitamin X, The Bone Thug, Thomas Rodriguez, and Félix “Tito” Trinidad are already going nuts. Stephen Joseph Popick is still knocked out. “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels makes the count, with the crowd shocked. 1... 2... 2 ½ COLE Please kick out, Dragon! Please kick out! 2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 COACH Yes. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH YES! YES! YES! *DING DING DING* (20:00) “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE The tournament is over! We've got a new X-Division Champion! “Know Your Role '99” begins playing. PRL raises his hands in victory, while the crowd sits shocked. The Lightning Crew and Félix “Tito” Trinidad are going crazy. Dance Dance Dragon is breathing hard and holding his head in pain. BUFFER Here is your winner...and NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread X-Division Champion...”The Corporate Champion” THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Christopher Daniels raises PRL's hands in victory. PR laughs manically. COLE After a two month wait, we have a X-Division Champion here in the OAOAST! And that man is “The Corporate Champion”! COACH Yes! PRL has another title in his resume! The CORPORATE X-Division Champion! What a night! The Lightning Crew has added another title tonight at AngleMania VI! COLE Under controversial circumstances, PRL has won the title! And now, the X-Division Title is vacant no more! PRL has won the OAOAST X-Division Championship for the first time in his career! PRL is sitting up when Christopher Daniels hands PRL over the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt. He then leaves the ring. PRL looks at his newly won title and smiles evilly. He then raises the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his head, drawing boos. The Lightning Crew and Félix Trinidad applaud. COACH This will be a night The Lightning Crew will never forget! Three Lightning Crew members now hold titles in the OAOAST! That's the first time that's ever happened! The Lightning Crew is bigger and stronger and better than ever! Tha Puerto Rican stands up and continues raising the OAOAST X-Division Championship over his head. PR, despite being fatigued, still has enough energy to run his mouth and taunt the fans as he parades around the ring with his newly won belt. Triple D is still on the mat, knocked out. COLE The miracle run of Dance Dance Dragon has come up short tonight at AngleMania VI! PRL has managed to stop the amazing streak Dance Dance Dragon was on these past few months, even if he did it under suspicious circumstances! Tha Puerto Rican can now add the X-Division Title to his already impressive career! PRL points to the belt and says, “That's mine now! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!” He then orders The Lightning Crew to enter the ring. They do so. PRL then gives them directions. COLE What's he doing now? COACH Something good I bet. COLE I doubt it. PRL looks at The Lightning Crew as “Know Your Role '99” dies down. PRL nods his head...and The Lightning Crew start doing a beatdown on Dance Dance Dragon! COLE Oh come on! That's enough! Didn't he already go through enough abuse during the match!? COACH This beatdown is for all the trouble Dance Dance Dragon gave Tha Puerto Rican during the match! It's payback time! Oh yeah! COLE That's enough! Somebody stop this! A LOUD “P.R. SUCKS!” chant starts up. Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, Vitamin X, The Bone Thug, and even Thomas Rodriguez put the boots to Dance Dance Dragon while PRL directs traffic. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Princess Stacey cheer them on. COLE The Lightning Crew are capping off their historic night with THIS! Another beatdown! COACH It's one of the things they do best! COLE Well what else do they do best? COACH Win titles, that's what! BOO-YES! The LC continue their beatdown. PRL even gets a few shots in. Dance Dance Dragon is now a quivering bowl full of jelly. He lies in the fetal position as The Lightning Crew continue laying the boots on him! COLE This is pathetic! The Lightning Crew is on top of the world. They don't need to do this! COACH You're right. But they do it because it's fun! Welcome to the big time Dance Dance Dragon! PRL tells Félix Trinidad to come into the ring. Trinidad is surprised by this, but he eventually enters the ring. COLE Here comes Félix Trinidad, he's in the ring. He played a HUGE part in PRL's victory tonight. COACH He did. But it wasn't entirely his fault. With the whole world watching, Dance Dance Dragon CHOKED on the big stage! COLE Coach, that's not true! Dance Dance Dragon proved he deserved to be here in the OAOAST tonight at AngleMania VI! He damn near won the Title! COACH But he didn't win, and that's all that matters! Besides, Dance Dance Dragon surprised PRL all match! THAT'S why he did so good! If PRL was better prepared, he would have won it in a cake walk! COLE Now that's just bull, Coach! It's bull! COACH No, it's the truth, Ruth! Félix “Tito” Trinidad has entered the ring. PRL tells Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua to pick Dance Dance Dragon up. They do so. PRL orders them to throw Triple D to him. They do so. PRL holds the unconscious DDD up and offers Trinidad a shot. P.R.L. nods his head fast, telling Trinidad to “Hit him right in the kisser!” COACH Now Trinidad wants some! COLE He wants to add insult to injury! Trinidad has an evil smile on his face as he gets ready. He spits in his hands and then rubs them together. He then cracks his knuckles. Félix Trinidad winds up, a big evil grin on his face, and then charges forward, hitting Dance Dance Dragon right in the face with a WICKED left hook! PRL lets Dance Dance Dragon drop to the mat! The Lightning Crew all laugh manically while the crowd boos! COACH Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Did you see that? Félix Trinidad just knocked out Dance Dance Dragon with that WICKED left hook! The same left hook that has won him countless matches and numerous titles! 35 of his 42 wins were by knockout, and Dance Dance Dragon just found out why right now! Trinidad smiles and poses, receiving boos. PRL high fives Trinidad and then raises his hands. PRL laughs at Dragon's misery. COACH I love this night! I absolutely love it! This is the best AngleMania EVER! Félix Trinidad stands over the fallen Triple D and talks trash to him, all in Spanish. He then slaps him across his (mask)face several times, further irritating the crowd! COLE Félix Trinidad is paint-brushing Dance Dance Dragon! “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican is the new X-Division Champion, with a little help from his friends! COACH Aren't his friends great? “Know Your Role '99” starts playing again. PRL high fives Trinidad again, and then brings him in for a hug. PRL slings the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his right shoulder as he leaves the ring, smiling evilly. The rest of The Lightning Crew follow him. COLE Well, after 2 months, we've gone from 16 men to only one. Tha Puerto Rican is now on top of the OAOAST X-Division! And you can bet he will have a lot of men gunning for him! COACH You wish you could have men gunning after you. COLE Yes. :( PRL meets up with Popick outside the ring. PRL and Popick chat. Popick is holding his head, still feeling the effects of the Angel Wings. He is also holding PRL's black spray-painted briefcase. PRL laughs at something Popick said. Tha Puerto Rican then talks to Cuban Wall. Wall shows off his newly won OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt. PRL shows off his newly won OAOAST X-Division Championship belt. Both men laugh evilly, and then PRL jumps onto Cuban Wall's shoulders. PRL raises the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his head with an evil smile on his face while Cuban Wall raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt in the air at the same time. Garbage is thrown in their direction. COACH Two great champions! Cuban Wall is going to do the 24/7 Championship proud! And PRL will make the X-Division Title his own, just like he made the 24/7 Title his own! 4 victories for The Lightning Crew tonight! I love it! The Lightning Crew, Félix “Tito” Trinidad, and Stephen Joseph Popick get onto a ring cart. The ring cart takes them to the entrance. PRL, Cuban Wall, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez raise their titles in the air while the rest of The Lightning Crew, Stephen Joseph Popick, and Félix Trinidad cheer. The crowd boos as “Know Your Role '99” continues playing. The ring cart stops short of the entrance so that everybody in the cart and come out and pose. Tha Puerto Rican, Cuban Wall, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez all stand together and raise their respective belts in the air while smiling evilly in a photo op. COACH 4-0! I can't believe it! I mean, I knew it was going to happen, but still, I don't believe it! Way to go Lightning Crew! You know I'll always have your back! COLE What a historic night for The Lightning Crew, quite possibly the greatest night in their history! New OAOAST Women's Champion Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez! New OAOAST 24/7 Champion Cuban Wall! Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug defeated two OAOAST Originals in Caboose and Some Guy! And of course, the new OAOAST X-Division Champion “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican! The Lightning Crew dominates at AngleMania! At the entrance, The Lightning Crew, Stephen Joseph Popick, and Félix “Tito” Trinidad are still celebrating. “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican does the HBK muscle pose while holding the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt with his left hand. He smiles evilly. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez also smiles evilly as she raises the OAOAST Women's Championship belt with her left hand. Cuban Wall raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt over his head. The Bone Thug plays to the crowd on one side of the Toronto SkyDome, while Thomas Rodriguez plays to the crowd on the other side. Vitamin X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle while laughing evilly. Mr. Boricua yells, snorts, and cracks his knuckles. Princess Stacey applauds The Lightning Crew. Félix “Tito” Trinidad poses for the crowd, while Stephen Joseph Popick just holds his head with his left hand, and Tha Puerto Rican's black spray-painted briefcase with his right hand. All of this while “Know Your Role '99” has to start playing again. This is the last image we see before the camera fades to black. [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

Hey Tony, can you switch the spots for MITB and the X-Division tournament final? And I'm *just* starting on the X-Division Title final. So, it should be done in the middle of the night. God willing.

COLE A big night ahead for The Lightning Crew, and it starts in just a few moments, as the 1st Lady of The Lightning Crew, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez takes on the OAOAST Women's Champion, Ashley Street, for the Women's Championship! COACH Oh baby! I can't wait for this one! Lindsay is going to bring the Women's Title to The Lightning Crew tonight at AngleMania VI! And let's not forget, Lindsay is from Toronto, so she's going to do it in front of her hometown fans! This is going to be great! I've been waiting for this all week! COLE Ashley Street has held the Women's Title for over 365 days, making her the longest reigning Women's Champion in OAOAST history. Will her historic Title reign come to an end tonight at the biggest show of the year? Will the Latina Bitch ascend to the top of the OAOAST Women's Division and win the Women's Title for the first time in her career? COACH Yes and yes. A big night for The Lightning Crew and a big night for Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez! Come on Lindsay! Do it for The LC! Do it for your future husband! But most importantly, do it for me! COLE She doesn't even know you're alive! COACH She will Cole. She will. COLE And on that creepy comment, let's go to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing by! A deep, slow voiced man yells out, "LIGHTNING CREW!" alerting the crowd on who is coming out next. The crowd stands up and boos as the lights go down in the Toronto SkyDome and the opening to "No Chance In Hell" starts playing. Smoke fills the entryway, and then a lightning bolt hits the entrance. *[i]No chance (No chance) That's what ya got! (Ha. Ha. Yeah.) We're up against no machine too strong (Too strong) Pussy politicians buying souls for us are...PUPPETS! (Puppets!)[/i]* "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds begins playing over the P.A. system. Pink spotlights converge around the stadium. A ring cart brings out Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Princess Stacey to a mixed reaction. Lindsay smirks at the crowd while Princess Stacey applauds her. Lindsay outstretches her arms with an evil smile on her face. She makes the “I-Want-The-Belt” hand gesture. *DING DING DING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit, and is for the One And Only AngleSault Thread Women's Championship! Introducing first, the challenger. Coming to the ring at this time. Accompanied to the ring by Princess Stacey. From San Juan, Puerto Rico by way of Toronto, Ontario, Canada. (CHEAP POP~!) Weighing in at 120 lbs. She is the 1st Lady of The Lightning Crew. MISS LINDSAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GONNNZZZZZAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Lindsay and Princess Stacey laugh at all the women in the audience as “No Chance In Hell” continues playing. COLE Lindsay Gonzalez was born here in Toronto, and it looks like the crowd is pleased as punch to find out about that! COACH Of course they are! I mean, look at her! More proof that Canadian girls are hot! COLE Her hotness isn't going to help her tonight. Lindsay is going to have to rely on her wrestling skills if she wants to beat Ashley Street and become Women's Champion tonight at AngleMania VI. COACH And Lindsay has more wrestling skill in her pinky then Ashley Street has in her entire sexy body! This is Lindsay's night tonight, Cole! I can feel it! I'd also like to feel her, and Princess Stacey too while I'm at it. COLE Ewwww. Coach, stop while you're ahead! The ring cart stops at ringside. A ringside attendant unhooks the front of the cart so that Lindsay and Princess Stacey can leave it. The two women of The Lightning Crew walk up the ring steps. Princess Stacey and Lindsay wipe their feet on the ring apron, and then Princess Stacey holds the ropes for Lindsay to enter the ring and then enters the ring herself. COLE Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is making her AngleMania debut. She has been Tha Puerto Rican's manager at AngleMania II and AngleMania III, but has never been in in-ring competition before. So, this is a HUGE opportunity for Gonzalez, as she hopes to win the Women's Title on the grandest stage of them all! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez walks around the ring with her arms outstretched. She poses in the center of the ring along with Princess Stacey. Together, the two girls do The Lightning Crew Salute as confetti drops from the rafters, as does a giant Puerto Rican flag. The crowd responds with a mixture of boos and cheers. Lindsay taunts the crowd. She dances a bit to “No Chance In Hell”. COACH What an entrance! An entrance worthy of a Women's Champion! COLE Well, we'll see if that'll happen in just a few moments Coach. COACH Look at her dance. Shake your ass, girl! This is your night! The lights go back on in the SkyDome. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez bounces off the ropes to prepare for her match. She high fives Princess Stacey. They chat it up as “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds dies down. The crowd buzzes in anticipation of her opponent's entrance. Lindsay removes her sunglasses and hoop earrings. Wearing a pink Lightning Crew T-shirt that is tied up, pink short shorts, black elbow pads, pink wrist tape, pink knee pads, and black boots with a gold chain around her neck, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is ready for battle. COLE This will be a good one, folks! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez looking for her first Women's Championship reign! While Ashley Street is hoping to keep her historic title reign going for another day! It's going to happen right now here at AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone! "ANY WAY YOU WANT IT! THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT! ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!" “Any Way You Want It” by Rise Against starts playing, causing the crowd to cheer! A ring cart comes out through the curtains bringing out Ashley Street herself. Street looks right at Lindsay as she is taken to the ring in the cart. Street raises the OAOAST Women's Championship belt over her head. BUFFER And her opponent. Coming to the ring at this time. From Evansville, Indiana. Weighing in at 159 lbs. She is the One And Only AngleSault Thread Women's Champion...ASHLEYYYYYYYYYY STRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Street points a menacing finger at Lindsay as she is taken to the ring. COLE Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez won the right to face Ashley Street by defeating Confusia on the February 26th edition of OAOAST Syndicated. Since then, the two women have been scouting each other out, and nearly got into it last Thursday on HeldDOWN~! Ashley also has a pinfall victory over Lindsay in a tag team match two weeks ago! COACH Yeah, that's all true, but none of that really matters! The pinfall lost did nothing to psych Lindsay out, it just made her more determined to beat Ashley tonight at AngleMania! And that's exactly what's going to happen! COLE Careful Coach. Ashley isn't some no-talent hussy! She's been Women's Champion since February 21, 2006 for a reason! COACH I could think of another reason... COLE Don't start! Don't you dare start! The ring cart stops at ringside. A ringside attendant unhooks the front of the cart for Ashley to exit. Ashley Street walks up the ring steps and enters the ring. She immediately makes a dash for Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, causing Princess Stacey to leave the ring. COLE Ashley Street wants Lindsay Gonzalez right now! But she's being back by...oh no. Oh no! Oh God no! COACH What? What is it? COLE Coach...look at who the referee is! The referee? None other than The Lightning Crew's very own THOMAS RODRIGUEZ! COLE It's Thomas Rodriguez! He's the assigned referee for this match!? Him!?!? COACH Yeah. So what? COLE So what!? Coach, he's in The Lightning Crew! And a Lightning Crew member is in this match! AND that Lightning Crew member is Tha Puerto Rican's fiancée! COACH So? This is great! Now all The Lightning Crew members are at AngleMania! COLE Who set this up? Was it a certain four-eyed blond hair OAOAST Corporate member? Huh? Was it him? COACH I know what you're getting at, and it's not true! Popick had nothing to do with this! COLE Oh I don't know. COACH Thomas is going to call this match right down the middle. Trust me. He will. COLE Well, we'll see. But somehow I doubt that! Thomas continues holding Ashley back. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez taunts Ashley from behind Thomas' back. Lindsay laughs manically. Ashley says a few threatening words to Lindsay, and then raises the OAOAST Women's Championship belt over her head again as “Any Way You Want It” continues playing. Ashley then goes back towards Lindsay, but Thomas holds her back once again. Lindsay stands at a turnbuckle and smiles evilly. COLE The longest reigning Women's Champion in OAOAST history is about to make her AngleMania debut, believe it or not. And she's doing it in front of over 67,000 fans in the Toronto SkyDome! This might be the biggest match in Ashley Street's career to date! COACH And she's going to choke on the biggest stage of them all! Ashley points to her Women's Championship belt. Lindsay points at the belt too and says, “It's going to be mine!” Street raises the belt one more time to cheers from the fans while yelling at Lindsay that she's “GOING DOWN!”, and then hands the belt over to Thomas Rodriguez. Thomas raises the OAOAST Women's Championship belt over his head to let the crowd know that this is a title match, and then hands the belt over to a ringside attendant. Thomas then pats down Ashley, massaging her leg in the process. Ashley pulls herself away from Thomas when he does this. COLE Hey now! COACH What? Can a brotha cop a feel? COLE He's a referee! That's not supposed to be his job! COACH Oh hush up! Like you wouldn't do that if you had the chance! That's the closest you'd ever get to a beautiful woman! Thomas nods his head and says, “Okay. Okay.” He then decides that the match is ready to start and calls for the bell as “Any Way You Want It” by Rise Against dies down. *DING DING DING* COLE Thomas didn't check Lindsay. COACH He didn't need to. Lindsay's clean as a whistle! COLE Somehow I doubt that. COACH How dare you besmirched her name!? [b]OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP ASHLEY STREET (Champion) vs. MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ (Challenger with Princess Stacey)[/b] Princess Stacey applauds Lindsay and shouts, “COME ON LINDSAY! LET'S GO LINDSAY!” Ashley Street and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez look at each other...and then lock up. Both women jockey for position. COLE We've got a stalemate to start things off. But the stalemate doesn't last for long as Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez goes behind Ashley Street...and slaps her in the back of her head! She then does it again! And a few more times! COACH Ooh! Lindsay's fighting dirty! I love it! COLE Lindsay Gonzalez, the #1 Contender, is trying to intimidate the Women's Champion! COACH And it's working! Look at Ashley! She's quivering with fear! Actually Coach, it only pisses Ashley off. Street elbows Lindsay, knocking down the Latina Bitch! Ashley picks Lindsay up and starts nailing her with forearms to the face. Thomas Rodriguez can't help but wince for every shot. Street bounces off the ropes, and fires with a crossbody block, knocking Lindsay down! The Women's Champion gets on top of the challenger and starts punching her in the face with lefts and rights! COACH Stop this, Thomas! She's hurting Lindsay's beautiful face! COLE I somehow doubt Ashley cares about Lindsay's face! She wants to retain the Women's Title in her AngleMania debut! The crowd cheers, although there are some boos scattered here and there. Ashley gets off of Lindsay and picks her up, taking her over to a turnbuckle corner. Street punches Lindsay in the face some more, with Lindsay desperately trying to block the shots. Ashley then switches to stomping a mudhole in Gonzalez! THOMAS RODRIGUEZ Come on now, break it up! 1! 2! 3! 4! Ashley gives Thomas a dirty look. Thomas responds by pointing to his referee shirt. COACH That's right Ashley! You betta recognize! COLE Oh come on now! COACH What? Thomas has been a fair and balanced referee so far! COLE True, but we'll see how much longer he can last without doing something screwy! Ashley sets Ms. Lindsay up against the turnbuckle. *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Ashley then grabs Lindsay by her hair and sets her up against the ropes. *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez clutches her ample chest in pain. She fans her chest, doing anything she can to stop the pain. Princess Stacey shouts words of encouragement from the outside. PRINCESS STACEY COME ON LINDSAY! COME ON! Lindsay gets a desperation kick to Ashley's stomach. Lindsay forearms Ashley in the face a few times, staggering her. Lindsay then charges forward, going for a clothesline, but Ashley ducks the clothesline, grabs Lindsay from behind, and gives her a back suplex! Ashley goes for the cover! 1... 2... KICK OUT! COACH See? A fair count! Nothing screwy about that! Ashley looks at Thomas. She then gets up, picking Lindsay up by her hair. Suddenly, Lindsay strikes by clawing at Ashley's eyes with her fingernails! The crowd boos! COLE There! You see? You see!? Thomas saw that! He saw that with his own two eyes! And he didn't do anything about it! COACH Would you calm down, Cole? You're overreacting! COLE I'm not overreacting! I just expect a title match to be called right down the middle! COACH Thomas is doing a fine job by my account! Relax! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez now has a smirk on her face. She grabs Ashley Street and punches her in the face! Ashley punches back! Lindsay punches back! Ashley punches back! Lindsay! Ashley! Lindsay! Ashley! Lindsay hits Ashley in her right knee with a front dropkick, knocking the Women's Champ down! COACH Great move by Lindsay! Excellent move! Way to go Lindsay! Lindsay gets right back up, receiving some cheers from her fellow Canadians. The 1st Lady of The Lightning Crew goes right to work on the right knee, grabbing it and tugging on it! Lindsay then grabs Ashley's right leg and falls down onto the mat, giving her leg a DDT! COLE Interesting move from Lindsay! COACH She's pulling out all the stops tonight, Michael Cole! She wants to win the Women's Title tonight at AngleMania VI, and nothing's going to stop her! Lindsay covers Ashley. 1... 2... LEFT SHOULDER UP! COACH Another fair count from Thomas! COLE I know, Coach. I know. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez gets up annoyed. She stomps on Ashley Street's right knee a few times, causing Ashley to yelp out in pain. Ashley crawls over to a turnbuckle corner, with Lindsay following right behind, an evil grin on her gorgeous face. Once Ashley starts using the ropes to pull herself back up, Lindsay Gonzalez grabs Ashley's right leg and puts it over the second rope. She then pulls back on the leg, causing further harm for Street! COLE Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is targeting that right knee of Ashley Street! COACH She's showing the world that she's a fine wrestler, in addition to being a fine lady! Lindsay continues pulling on the right leg, until Ashley pulls on Lindsay's hair! Lindsay lets go! Thomas scolds her for that. COACH Once again, fair referee! Ashley had no right to do that! COLE I understand Coach. I'm STILL a bit leery. COACH What more do you want!? God, are you hard to please! Gonzalez goes right back to pulling on Ashley Street's right leg...until Ashley kicks her in the stomach, knocking her to the mat! Ashley gets both of her feet back on the mat, and as a result, bends down, thus giving Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez the perfect opportunity to rush forward and kick Ashley right in her stomach! COACH Oh! Ashley's stomach is going to be black and blue tomorrow! HA HA HA HA HA! Ashley collapses to the mat. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez powerwalks over to Ashley Street and grabs her right leg. She turns Ashley over onto her stomach, grabs her right leg, lifts it up, and then slams it back down, hurting her right knee! Lindsay has an evil smile on her face. MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ Come on! Get up! Princess Stacey nods her head in approval of Ashley being in pain. Ashley is crawling around the ring, her right knee really hurting by now. So Lindsay continues bringing the pain by turning Ashley onto her stomach again, grabbing her right leg, and then bending down to apply a half-crab on the Women's Champion! COACH Ashley's going to submit! We're going to have a new Women's Champion! COLE Lindsay Gonzalez with a half-Boston Crab! A very solid move from the challenger! COACH Come on! Submit! Thomas, get ready to ring the bell! Ring the fuc-- COLE Settle down, Coach. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is laughing evilly. She pulls back on the leg, causing Ashley to scream. Thomas Rodriguez is in her face, asking if she quits. COACH She quit! She quit! I heard it! She quit! COLE No she didn't! Would you shut up for a second! Lindsay yells, “It's OVAH~!” The crowd is hot. Some are booing, but some are cheering for the hometown girl to win. And because Lindsay is so hot. LINDSAY COME ON BRUTA! COME ON! Finally, Ashley starts moving. COACH Uh-oh! Street starts clawing her way closer and closer to the ring ropes. But Lindsay stops that by pulling back on Ashley's head using her hair! COLE Now come on! This isn't right! And surprise surprise! The referee ain't doing a damn thing about it! Lindsay continues the illegal hair-pulling for a few more seconds before simply letting go, causing Ashley's head to hit the mat. Miss Puerto Rico gets back to her feet and sneers at her opponent. She then does a corkscrew legdrop onto Ashley's back! She goes for the cover! ONE! TWO! THRE—TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COACH Oh damnit! COLE Ashley's taken some punishment so far in this match, but she won't give in just yet! COACH But she will, Mikey! SHE WILL! Lindsay Gonzalez gets up and starts stomping on Ashley Street's right leg. LINDSAY COME ON BRUTA! Lindsay grabs Ashley's right leg and slams it onto the mat! Ashley Street crawls around the ring, with Lindsay Gonzalez stomping her right leg every few seconds! Lindsay now has a cocky smirk on her face, while Princess Stacey nods her head with every stomp. Ashley Street once again uses the ring ropes to pull herself back up, but Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is on her like white on rice, grabbing Ashley and setting her up against the turnbuckle. Lindsay grabs Ashley's right leg and bends it, then places the bended leg up against the second ring rope. Lindsay then climbs the bottom ring rope, and uses it to launch herself up in the air a few feet so that she can kick Ashley's bended right leg, knocking her down! COLE Oh my~! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez with a BRUTAL jumping stomp to the back of Ashley Street's right leg! COACH She got the knee again! ASS-LEY's right leg is hanging by a thread at this point! This is great! I am enjoying this! COLE You're not the only one, Coach. Princess Stacey seems to be loving this. And I'm sure deep down inside, Thomas Rodriguez is enjoying this too! Ashley Street holds her right knee in pain. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez stops to pose. The crowd responds with a mixture of boos and cheers for the Queen of The Lightning Crew. Princess Stacey applauds her friend and confidant. COLE A mixed reaction for the 1st Lady of The Lightning Crew! COACH These fans can feel it! We are all just a few moments away from the crowning of a new Women's Champion at AngleMania VI! Just a few moments away! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez laughs evilly. COACH Ah, Lindsay. How would you like to wake up to that smile every morning? COLE I'll think I'll pass. COACH Ahomosayswhat? COLE What? COACH Nothing. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez goes back to work on Ashley's right knee, grabbing her right leg and applying a leg-bar on it. COLE Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez torquing that right knee, trying to do further damage on that right knee! Gonzalez turns the leg-bar into a cover. It gets two. Lindsay goes back to the leg-bar, but Ashley kicks her in the face to break it up! Lindsay didn't like that one bit. Lindsay picks Ashley Street up and punches her in the face! She punches her again! And again! And again! And again! The punches stun Street. Lindsay grabs Ashley's right arm and gives her an Irish whip into the ropes. Lindsay goes for a clothesline. Ashley ducks, bounces off the ropes, and fires with a jumping back elbow on Gonzalez! COLE Ashley Street with her first offensive move in quite a while! A running back elbow to Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez on one leg! COACH Oh no! This isn't good! This isn't good AT ALL! Ashley Street uses the ropes to pull herself back up, very slowly. COLE Ashley's in tremendous pain! Her right knee went through severe punishment tonight at AngleMania! But can she do it? Can she pull off the comeback and keep her Women's Title reign going for another day? COACH No she can't! No she won't! No! No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is quick to get up, due to her being on offense for most of the match. She grabs Ashley Street by her hair, and again, Thomas does nothing about it. Lindsay taunts her opponent and the woman she must beat to become Women's Champion for the first time in her career. HOWEVER, Ashley responds by punching Lindsay square in the face! Lindsay is stunned, but goes for another punch. BLOCKED! Punch from Ashley! Lindsay is stunned again. She goes for another punch. BLOCKED AGAIN! Punch from Ashley! Punch from Ashley! Punch from Ashley! Forearm shots from Ashley send Lindsay Gonzalez into the ropes. Ashley Street whips Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez into the opposite ropes, and then follows with a clothesline! Lindsay gets right back up. Another clothesline! Ashley Street picks Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez up and gives her an Irish whip into the ropes. She follows with a BAAAAAAAAAACK Body Drop! Street goes for the cover! ONE! TWO! KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!! COLE That was a bit of a slow count, wasn't it? COACH You're looking too much into things, Cole. Ashley stands up, and then walks with a limp over to Lindsay, where she picks her up by her hair. COACH Hey now! She can't do that! COLE Lindsay did it just a few minutes ago! COACH No, Lindsay pulled back Ashley's head. What Ashley is doing is BLANTANT hairpulling! Thomas scolds Ashley for the hairpulling unlike before. Still, Ashley whips Lindsay into a turnbuckle corner. Ashley charges forward, going for a Stinger Splash--- But Lindsay kicks Ashley in her stomach knocking her down! COACH Yes! Ms. Lindsay chuckles at what she just did. She exits the ring and climbs to the top rope. COACH Oh boy! Lindsay is going to fly! COLE Ashley took a chance and it didn't pay off there. And now Lindsay's going to take a chance! Will it pay off? Lindsay is hunched over on the top rope. Her hair is all out of place, so Lindsay has to blow some hair out of her eyes. Ashley is starting to get up. COLE Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is up top! COACH Look out below! HOWEVER, Ashley Street rushes over, and flips upside down, so that her legs are locked around Lindsay's head! COACH Oh no! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez shakes her head, caught in a handstand rana! But luckily for Lindsay, she escapes, grabs Ashley's right leg, and then jumps over the top rope and onto the floor, dropping Ashley Street onto the mat! “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! COACH Yes! Yes! Yes! That a-girl, Lindsay! That a-girl! You teach that skank how you run things! You are in control and you know it girl! BOO-YES~! COLE Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez with that innovative maneuver at AngleMania VI! COACH It's going to happen, Cole! It's going to happen! A new Women's Champion is almost here! Princess Stacey lets out a “WOOOOOOOOOOOO!” after Lindsay's move. Thomas tries to hide his smile. A lot of the crowd is now cheering for Lindsay. Ashley Street is holding her right knee in the ring. COLE Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez countered Ashley Street's handstand rana! And the end maybe near for Ashley Street and her Women's Title reign! COACH I just said that! COLE But I said it better! Lindsay has an evil smile on her face as she looks at Ashley from the outside. She mouths, “I've got you now!” Lindsay slides underneath the bottom rope into the ring and then covers Ashley Street, hooking her right leg. 1... 2... 2 ½ 3- KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE No! That wasn't it! That was only 2! Thomas can't help but say, “Damnit!” after the two count. COACH It's okay. She was barely able to kick out! You're almost there Lindsay! You're almost there! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is PISSED~! She does the McMahon SNEER~! to show how much she's pissed. Gonzalez stomps Ashley's right leg, and then grabs it, going for another Boston Crab. BUT THEN, Ashley grabs her and cradles her! 1... 2... KICK OUT! COLE The inside cradle got a nearfall! COACH Oh thank God! Ashley grimaces in pain as she starts to get up. Lindsay is up first, and she drags Ashley Street up by her hair. Lindsay gives Ashley an Irish whip into the ropes. Gonzalez hops up, grabs Ashley with her legs, and goes for the Lindsay-Carana! NO! Ashley holds on, spinning Lindsay around, and dropping her with a sit-out powerbomb! COLE Sit-out powerbomb! COACH AAAHHH! COLE Lindsay is down! High impact! COACH Kick out! Kick out! Kick out! COLE The Women's Champion with the cover! Princess Stacey is shaking her head. Thomas hesitates before he makes the count. ONE! TWO! THREE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COACH Yes! COLE And the challenger is still in this match! Princess Stacey breathes a sigh of relief, while Thomas Rodriguez pumps his right fist. Ashley gets on top of Lindsay and starts hammering her with lefts and rights! Street gets up, stopping to hold her right knee. She then limps on over to the ropes and eyes Lindsay, who is starting to get up. The crowd comes alive. COLE She could be going for it! Ashley Street is looking to finish this match! COACH Oh God! Thomas do something! COLE What do you mean Thomas do something!? Ashley bends down, getting angry. She motions for Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez to get up. COLE It might be time for the Shining I Hate Your Face! COACH Oh no! Suddenly, Princess Stacey runs over and grabs Ashley's right leg! This gets her attention, and, let's just say Ashley ain't too pleased about this little development! COACH AAAH! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER! Ashley grabs Princess Stacey by her hair and lifts her up onto the ring apron! COLE The Princess might be in trouble here! Ashley screams at The Princess, as Stacey screams for her life! The crowd is cheering loudly! COACH Unhand her, you wench! You can't touch her you PEASANT! COLE I don't think Ashley gives a damn about Stacey's 'royalty'. She's just annoyed with her like a lot of people are! COACH HOW DARE SHE! Ashley is about to punch Stacey...when Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez attacks Street from behind! Ashley lets go of Stacey, causing her to awkwardly fall back to the floor. Meanwhile, Lindsay Gonzalez pummels Ashley from behind. She then picks Ashley Street up by her hair and then gives her an Irish whip into the ropes—Ashley reverses—kicks Lindsay in her stomach, grabs her in a facelock, puts Lindsay's right arm over her head, grabs her pink short shorts, and then lifts her up, going for a vertical suplex. But at the same time she does this, Princess Stacey grabs a hold of Ashley Street's right leg! This causes Ashley to lose her balance, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez to fall on top of her, with Thomas Rodriguez watching the whole thing right before his very eyes! COLE Hey! Wait a minute! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is now covering Ashley Street! Ashley struggles to kick out but can't because Princess Stacey is still holding onto her right leg! Thomas Rodriguez still makes the count with the crowd buzzing in anticipation! COLE Princess Stacey has her leg! Ashley can't escape! 1! 2! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* (8:48) “YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”/”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE We've got a new Women's Champion! COACH Yes! Yes! Yes! Way to go Lindsay! Princess Stacey quickly lets go of the leg once the 3 count is made. She jumps up and down in celebration over Lindsay's victory. Lindsay pumps her fists in victory. “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds starts playing. COLE The 1st Lady of The Lightning Crew has won the title! COACH Oh baby! The night is off to a good start! BUFFER Here is your winner...and NEWWWWW One And Only AngleSault Thread Women's Champion...MISS LINDSAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GONNNZZZZZAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Thomas Rodriguez grabs the OAOAST Women's Championship belt from the timekeeper, and can't help but smile as he hands the belt over to Lindsay. Gonzalez has tears in her eyes as she accepts the belt from Thomas. Lindsay looks at the belt and smiles a wide, EVIL~!, smile! COLE The hometown girl, in front of 67,000 of her fellow Torontoians, has won the Women's Title for the first time in her career, even if it is under controversial circumstances! COACH What are you talking about controversial? The referee's decision is FINAL! We've got a NEW Women's Champion! A Women's Champion we can all be proud of! COLE I'm talking about Stacey holding onto Ashley Street's leg while the count was being made, even though Thomas Rodriguez saw EVERYTHING! COACH Oh stop your complaining! The important thing is that Thomas made the count, Ashley has been dethroned, and we've got a new SEXY Women's Champion! Lindsay takes off her scrunchee to let her hair down. She raises her newly won OAOAST Women's Championship belt over her head, garnering a mixed reaction. Lindsay parades around the ring with the belt with a cocky smirk on her face while Ashley Street lies on the mat, holding her right knee. COACH And look at this! This crowd loves it! Toronto is Lightning Crew country! COLE What a dream come true this must be for Lindsay! She has done it! She has won the Women's Title for the first time in her career in her hometown at the biggest show of the year! COACH I know! Isn't it great!? The Lightning Crew has picked up their first victory tonight! Only three more to go! Thomas Rodriguez raises Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez's hands in victory as “No Chance In Hell” continues playing. Lindsay is a little choked up, so she dries her eyes. She smiles as she raises the OAOAST Women's Championship belt over her head once again. Princess Stacey applauds Lindsay from the outside. Lindsay stands over Ashley and raises the belt with her right hand, laughing manically while doing so. COLE The 14-month long Title reign of Ashley Street is over! At AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez has ascended to the top of the OAOAST Women's Division! She is now YOUR Women's Champion! The Lightning Crew scores big tonight, getting the Women's Title! COACH And it's only the beginning, Mikey Cole! Tonight is The Lightning Crew's night at AngleMania VI! They've already got the Women's Title. And later on tonight, they're going to get a World Title shot AND the X-Division Championship! PLUS, they will end the careers of not one but TWO OAOAST Originals! This is a night The Lightning Crew will never EVERRRRRR FORGET! COLE A big night ahead for The LC. They've won their first match tonight. Will Vitamin X, The Bone Thug, and Caboose be able to defeat two OAOAST legends in Caboose and Some Guy, even in a 3-On-2 Handicap Match? Will Cuban Wall win the Money In The Bank Battle Royal and gain a guaranteed shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion? And will the leader of The Lightning Crew, “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican be able to defeat Dance Dance Dragon and become X-Division Champion for the first time in his career? We'll find out later tonight at AngleMania VI in front of 67,000+ fans in the Toronto SkyDome! Thomas Rodriguez applauds Lindsay, and then holds the ropes for Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez to leave the ring. COLE Oh please. COACH What? He's just acting like a gentleman, you cad! Lindsay gets onto the ring cart. Princess Stacey follows her. The ring cart takes Lindsay and Stacey back to the entrance. Lindsay raises her newly won title over her head while Princess Stacey applauds her with a beaming smile on her face. The crowd responds with boos and cheers. COLE Lindsay targeted that right knee. She exploited it, and in the end, with a little help from Princess Stacey, the knee led to Ashley Street's downfall! Lindsay has captured the title in her AngleMania in-ring debut! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez raises the OAOAST Women's Championship belt over her head one more time with an evil smile on her face. Princess Stacey applauds her friend and laughs manically. Ashley Street is now starting to get up in the ring, crushed that her record breaking Women's Title reign has come to an end, not to mention feeling tremendous pain in her right knee. Thomas Rodriguez is applauding Lindsay in the ring. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Princess Stacey smiling evilly in the ring cart while “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds ends is the last image we see before we fade to black. [b]FADE OUT[/b]

As long as I can read the show before Tuesday night, it's all gravy. Btw, Lindsay/Ashley is done. I just have to add the entrances since I wrote the match backwards. And after WrestleMania 23 is done, I'll get cracking on PRL/DDD, so expect that sometime Monday afternoon/Monday night before RAW. I hope.

I liked Cena's reaction to the crowd chanting, "HBK!"

I'm 95% sure that I'll have Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez/Ashley Street in by Sunday morning and PRL/DDD in by late Sunday night/Monday morning just to let you guys know. Of course, knowing me, watch me have Lindsay/Ashley in Sunday afternoon, and PRL/DDD Monday night.

Man, was this the shortest edition of HeldDOWN~! ever? That kinda sucks. But I guess that means that everyone, including myself, are concentrating more on our AngleMania matches, which is good in a way. HeldDOWN~! was good this week, even if it was short. I liked Cole's explanation at the beginning of the show for why alot of the wrestlers weren't there. The Money In The Bank segment was awesome. My favourite segment this week. I loved the Brock Ausstin tumbler. That wasn't lame, KC! That was funny! "After Hours" Felix Strutter vs. Scotty Static was awesome. Match of the night. What happened to the James Riggs/Gibaltar match? Another Nerdly? They really are the Dudleyz of the OAOAST. Nice debut for Maggie Nerdly. I loved Coach's comments, especially at the end. Patty O'Green should never leave the OAOAST ever again. And if I needed more proof of that, I just needed to read the next segment, which was awesome too. I'm glad Abdullah Nerdly is a regular character in the OAOAST now. The main event was good. Nice way to build up the two tag team matches. I loved Chicks Over Dicks on commentary. They were awesome. Alix talking about shooting Krista with tranqulizer darts made me LOL. The last segment with Zack Malibu and Drek Stone was short and to the point. It reminded me of the last Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin segment before WrestleMania X-Seven on SmackDown! back in 2001. They both said their final thoughts before they battle this Sunday. Very good way to build to the main event, and it was great to see Zack and Drek finally duke it out. And hey, PRL got namechecked! That's always good! All in all, this was some nice final buildup to AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone, even if it was short. Though I'm sure AngleMania VI will be a huge show to make up for it this Sunday. This year's show should be awesome! I'm really looking forward to it. Only two more days away!

Does anyone have British Bulldog vs. Shawn Michaels from One Night Only?

Jesus Christ is your voice low, Matt! I wish I had your voice. My voice sucks.

Well another 365 days have passed, which means it's time for another AngleMania! And our SIXTH AngleMania too! My God. I can't believe we've lasted this long. It seems like only yesterday we started... Sorry, I was about to quote from Saved By The Bell. Anyway, I haven't done one of these threads in a while, and I always liked doing them, so I figured, what the hey? In this thread, tell US, the people, who YOU think will win their matches this Sunday at OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone. We've got 10 matches planned for this Sunday (has anyone seen Bruce Blank?), so that should be enough for a kick ass show, yo! I'll start things off. The Card OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP Chicks Over Dicks (Champions) vs. Theodore Moneymaker & Christian Wright (Challengers) WINNERS: Chicks Over Dicks OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP Ashley Street (Champion) vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (Challenger with Princess Stacey) WINNER: I won't tell! James Riggs (with Staci) vs. James Wolfenstein WINNER: James Wolfenstein, FTW! 3-ON-2 HANDICAP MATCH Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, & The Bone Thug (with Princess Stacey) vs. Caboose & Some Guy WINNERS: Read the match, dudes! SIN CITY STREET FIGHT (Loser must leave the OAOAST for 90 days.) Heavenly Rockers vs. The Sooner Bruisers WINNERS: The Heavenly Rockers to end the feud. MONEY IN THE BANK BATTLE ROYAL (Winner gets a guaranteed OAOAST World Heavyweight Title shot for anytime during the next year.) Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Bohemoth Scotty Static Johnny Jax Cuban Wall "The Birmingham Bad Boy" Jamie O'Hara Colombian Heat Spanish Fly Christopher Patrick Allen "The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin Abdullah Abir Nerdly "The Ice Heart" Dan Black Tony Brannigan Bloodshed Faqu "After Hours" Felix Strutter WINNER: Hardest match to predict. Hmmmm. I'm going to go with Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix winning big in his AngleMania debut. BARBED-WIRE LADDER MATCH FOR THE OAOAST HEARTLAND CHAMPIONSHIP Thunderkid (Champion) vs. Alfdogg (Challenger) WINNER: I'm going to say that Alfdogg is going to come out the victor. The OAOAST Heartland Championship is HIS Title. FINAL MATCH IN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE VACANT OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (with Stephen Joseph Popick and Félix "Tito" Trinidad) vs. Dance Dance Dragon SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels WINNER: Like I'd tell you now! GRUDGE MATCH "Silky Smooth" Leon Rodez vs. "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez WINNER: Leon Rodez picks up the win, on his way to a rematch with Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix. OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP "Reckless" Drek Stone (Champion) vs. Zack Malibu (Challenger) WINNER: Zack Malibu becomes the first ever three-time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. Now it's your turn! So predict!

They did use the rapping part at the actual PPV. It's at the beginning of the show. Man, I wish somebody would upload the commercial for Survivor Series '98 onto YouTube already! I freaking LOVED that commercial. I'm not kidding when I say that seeing that commercial was the beginning of me watching the WWF again.

Place this as the third or fourth match on the show, preferably the fourth match, please. And make sure it takes place after the Women's Championship Match but BEFORE the Money In The Bank Battle Royal and the X-Division Championship tournament final. Thank you. “LIGHTNING CREW!” The crowd stands up and starts booing as the AngleTron lights up with an image of PRL smiling. The crowd boos even louder when his face is shown. The image of a smiling PRL changes to another image of PRL from 2003 raising the Puerto Rican Championship belt after a match. Image after image of PRL is shown, while a classical melody is being played. It is a slow and mellow song with someone whispering the word, “Chance” at several points during the song. The AngleTron shows PRL choked up. Follow by PRL being furious. It is then followed by PRL crying after winning the OAOAST North American Championship back in September 2003. Finally, the last image is PRL smiling again, except in a psychotic matter and his evil laugh is heard over the P.A. System. The classical music hits a crescendo, and the AngleTron switches to a waving Puerto Rican flag, and in big white blocky letters appears the words LIGHTNING CREW. And then a lightning bolt hits the entrance. The crowd boos loudly as “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds begins playing. Strobe lights flicker on and off in the entrance. *[i]No chance (No chance!) That’s what ya got! (Ha. Ha. Yeah!) We’re up against no machine too strong Pussy politicians buying souls for us Are…PUPPETS! (Puppets!) But will find their place In line (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!) But tie a string around your finger now boy cuz Cuz it’s just a matter of time! Cuz you’ve got…NO CHANCE! (You’ve got no chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (Got no chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (Chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL![/i]* As The Lightning Crew entrance video plays on the AngleTron, the ring cart drives through the curtains carrying Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug, along with Princess Stacey of The Lightning Crew. And ATTENTION EVERYBODY: Princess Stacey has a new tiara! I repeat: Princess Stacey has a NEW tiara! And a real nice one too. Real bling-bling and everything. Diamond encrusted too. The Princess is also wearing a blue blouse, a necklace with her name on it, diamond earrings, gold bracelets on her arms, tight black jeans, and black heel shoes. Her boyfriend is also dressed for AngleMania VI, wearing a black Lightning Crew T-shirt, and over that is a dark blue baseball jersey with VITAMIN X written on the front in big gray blocky letters, and a small AngleMania VI logo on the right. VX is written on the right sleeve. And on the back is written “LEGEND KILLER” in white blocky letters, with the OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone logo in the center, and “2-FOR-1 SALE!” written underneath that also in big white blocky letters. And underneath that is SUNDAY APRIL 1, 2007. X is also wearing black sweatpants with a small OAOAST logo on the left pant leg, Reebok sneakers, and a gold chain around his neck. The four Lightning Crew members raise their hands in the air, taunting the booing crowd. *DING DING DING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit. Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time. Accompanied to the ring by Princess Stacey. At a total combined weight of 739 lbs. The team of Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug...THE LIGHTNNNIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG CRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! COLE Well this is certainly a unique match-up! 3-on-2 Handicap Match, as three members of The Lightning Crew take on two OAOAST Originals in Some Guy and Caboose! This should be a good one! COACH Awww yeah, Mikey Cole! The Lightning Crew is at AngleMania VI, yup yup! And together, they are going to beat the CRUMPETS out of Caboose and...uh...beat the hot dogs out of Some Guy? COLE Nice try, Coach. *[i]Come on! Come on! Come and get it! (Come and get it!) Come on! (Come on!) Come on! Come on! Come and get it! (Come and get it!) Come on! (Come on!) Come on! Come on! Come and get it! (Come and get it!) Come on! (Come on!) Come on! Come on! Come and get it! No chance...(Yeah!)[/i]* The ring cart stops at ringside. A ringside attendant unhooks the “ring ropes” and Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, The Bone Thug, and Princess Stacey step out and into ringside. The Bone Thug looks at the giant crowd and then simply walks up the ring steps. Vitamin X jaws with the fans at ringside and then climbs the ring steps himself. He hops onto a second turnbuckle, and crosses his arms into a X. VX sneers at the crowd. Mr. Boricua yells at the crowd, and then climbs the ring steps and climbs over the top rope and into the ring. COACH Hey! Hey look! Princess Stacey has a new tiara! All right! Finally! Her head was empty without it! COLE Funny, I thought her head was empty with it too! COACH Oh now come on! How dare you BESMIRCHED the good name of Princess Stacey!? COLE What good name!? COACH The good name of Princess Stacey! Come on! And you say that I'm an idiot! God! The Bone Thug paces around the ring, still wearing his bandannas. Vitamin X hops into the ring. Princess Stacey applauds her boyfriend. X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle. A spotlight shines on X, Stacey, Boricua, and Bone Thug. The four of them look at each other...and then put their arms in the shape of a L. The Lightning Crew Salute! The crowd boos louder. Pyro shoots out from all four ring posts. COACH Whoa! The Lightning Crew is ready for AngleMania! This is THEIR night! COLE This is indeed a big night for The Lightning Crew! We already have a new Women's Champion in Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. Now, Vitamin X, Bone Thug, and Mr. Boricua are looking to give The Lightning Crew their second win at AngleMania VI by defeating two OAOAST legends! COACH This is a night that will be Etched In Stone! Not for Drek, but for The Lightning Crew! The four Lightning Crew members look at the crowd with dirty looks on their faces. Vitamin X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle once again to warm himself up. Meanwhile, Mr. Boricua snorts, grunts, and yells at some fans. He then heads to a second turnbuckle and poses. The Bone Thug heads to another second turnbuckle and removes the Puerto Rican flag bandanna around his mouth so that he can yell at the fans and shout, “ARRIBA LA RAZA~!” Princess Stacey applauds The Lightning Crew. COLE Vitamin X, Prince Vitamin, or The X-Man, has made it so personal with Caboose! It's about to come to a crescendo in a heartbeat or two! Vitamin X does another bad dance to “No Chance In Hell”. Mr. Boricua gets off the second turnbuckle and heads to the outside to yell at the fans. The Bone Thug also gets off the second turnbuckle and hands the Puerto Rican flag bandanna around his neck to a ringside attendant. COLE This is The Bone Thug and Mr. Boricua's AngleMania debut. Mr. Boricua was in the Preshow Sausage Fest Battle Royal last year at AngleMania V along with Cuban Wall which he lost. This is Vitamin X's second consecutive AngleMania appearance. He lost last year in the opening match to Colombian Heat, bringing an end to their bitter feud. COACH That is until Vitamin X took Princess Stacey away from Heat! COLE Right. Until Stacey Robertson betrayed Colombian Heat at the beginning of this year! COACH That's PRINCESS Stacey to you, Cole! COLE Ugh. *[i]NO CHANCE! (You've got no chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You've got...NO CHANCE! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You've got...NO CHANCE! (Got no chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You've got...NO CHANCE! (Chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Yeah![/i]* “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds ends. Vitamin X looks at the entrance with a serious expression on his face. The lights go back on in the arena. Mr. Boricua climbs back into the ring. Princess Stacey gives VX some last words of encouragement. The Bone Thug jumps up and down in place to psych himself up. The crowd is buzzing in anticipation of the match coming up in just a few moments. COLE Three of these men have AngleMania experience! COACH And two of them are AngleMania rookies! Three if you count Princess Stacey! COLE This should be an exciting match! There's nothing like competing at AngleMania, especially in front of 67,000-plus fans! “Cochise” by Audioslave begins playing, causing the crowd to EXPLODE~! Spotlights converge all over the stadium. Once the drums and bass kick in, a spotlight shines on Caboose, standing in the rafters. Caboose climbs over the railing, and descends straight down, drawing more cheers the closer and closer he gets to the crowd. Caboose lands at ringside, drawing a massive POP from the crowd. 'boose has a look of determination on his painted face. 'boose is in his classic ring attire of long black tights with UNFORGIVEN written down right leg in white, and a white Celtic symbol is emblazoned down the left leg. He removes the apparatus that made him descend from the rafters, and then points his cricket bat at Vitamin X who is in the ring. “YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” BUFFER And their opponents. First, from Derby, England. Weighing in at 230 lbs. He is a former two-time One And Only AngleSault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the worrrrlllllddddddddddddddddd! This...is...CAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Caboose continues pointing his cricket bat at Vitamin X. X responds with the McMahon SNEER~! and by telling Caboose to “bring it on”! COLE He's on the comeback! The legendary Caboose, at just 22-years-old is a two-time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion and a former OAOAST World Tag Team Champion, while Vitamin X, at 24-years of age, has yet to win an OAOAST championship, a fact that must eat at Vitamin X everyday! COACH It hurts, but it also motivates him! Vitamin X is motivated by his past failures! And tonight, he will use that motivation to get the biggest win of his career! By beating not one, but TWO OAOAST Originals! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! COLE Caboose will not have an easy match tonight! He maybe a legend, but it's still a 3-on-2 Handicap Match! And his partner is someone who hasn't wrestled since September 2005! This match might go either way, and we're about to find out as Caboose steps in the ring for, believe it or not, only his THIRD AngleMania match! He's a perfect 2-0 at AngleMania, having won the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles with D'Lo Brown at the first AngleMania, and then teaming up with Zack Malibu and Some Guy to defeat CWM, Tony Brannigan, and “The Ice Heart” Dan Black at AngleMania IV. Will he expand that record to 3-0 tonight? COACH N-- COLE SAVE IT! Caboose points his cricket bat to Vitamin X, then points to the rafters. COLE Huh? What's Caboose pointing to? COACH Don't look at me, Cole. You're the one who's all chummy, chummy with him! COLE Actually, he hit me with that bat just yesterday. COACH HA HA! Loser! Caboose keeps pointing to the rafters until The Lightning Crew turns their attention to them. The crowd also tilts their heads to the rafters. COLE What is Caboose trying to tell us? “Cochise” by Audioslave dies down. CUE: “Sexy Boy” “YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” *[i]I think I'm cute I KNOW I'm sexy! I've got the looks that drive all the girls wild! I've got the moves that really move them! I'll send them chills Up and down their spines I'm just a sexy boy! (SEXY BOOYYYYYY!) I'm not your boy toy! (BOY TOYYYYYYYY!) I'm just a sexy boy! (SEXY BOOYYYYY!) I'm not your boy toy! (BOY TOYYYYYYY!)[/i]* Finally, the reason Caboose has been pointing at the rafters is revealed. Because high in the rafters is SOME GUY! COLE There he is! Some Guy is in the building! Some Guy dances a bit for old times sake while “Sexy Boy” continues playing. He plays to the crowd, and then grabs a hold of a rope. The rope is revealed to be apart of a zip-line; a zip-line that takes Some Guy from the rafters down to ringside! COLE Whoa! Oh my! What an incredible entrance by Some Guy at AngleMania VI! The crowd loves it! Some Guy has a wide smile on his face as he continues on his way down to the ringside area. COLE What a moment! From the top of the Toronto SkyDome all the way to the crowd! Some Guy is back in full force here in the One And Only AngleSault Thread! Some Guy lands in the crowd. He removes the apparatus that brought him down to ringside, and then walks through the crowd, slapping hands with the fans along the way. COACH Ugh. Some Guy is with the unwashed masses! COLE Some Guy being greeted by the 67,000 fans in attendance! He is being literally showered with praise! “Sexy Boy” has to restart because of how long it is taking Some Guy to walk to the ring, thanks to being mobbed by the fans. Still, through it all, SG has a smile on his face. COLE These fans have waited 18 long months to see Some Guy in an OAOAST ring again! And in just a few moments, the wait is over! In only his SECOND AngleMania appearance, Some Guy is ready to do battle with three of The Lightning Crew's best! COACH Some Guy and Caboose teamed up at AngleMania IV and won. HOWEVER, they had Zack Malibu with them also. Someone they don't have tonight! Thus, giving more of an advantage to The Lightning Crew members! COLE Yeah! But Some Guy and Caboose have that big-time match experience. Something neither Mr. Boricua nor The Bone Thug have. So, that may help them in their favor tonight! BUFFER And his partner! From Boston, Massachusetts. Weighing in at 245 lbs. He is an OAOAST Original! SOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Some Guy finally climbs over the barricade into ringside. Clad in his classic attire of dark red, white, and navy blue singlet with the Red Sox logo on the abdomen, navy blue and white boots, white wrist tape, and dark red knee pads, SG slaps some more fan hands as he walks around ringside, keeping an eye out on The LC members in the ring. Some Guy meets up with Caboose. They start chatting it up. Princess Stacey takes this as a sign to leave the ring. Meanwhile, The Lightning Crew gets into their fighting stances. COACH Look at The Lightning Crew! They're ready! COLE They're ready! Some Guy and Caboose are ready! The fans are ready! WE'RE ready! Let's get this match started! 3 men vs. 2 in this Handicap Tag Team Match! Some Guy takes off his Boston Red Sox baseball hat and throws it aside. Caboose and Some Guy nod their heads...and then rush into the ring, beginning a slugfest with Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug! Referee Mike Chioda calls for the bell. COLE And here we go! *DING DING DING* [b]3-ON-2 HANDICAP MATCH VITAMIN X, MR. BORICUA, AND THE BONE THUG (with Princess Stacey) vs. CABOOSE AND SOME GUY[/b] “Sexy Boy” dies down. Caboose takes on The Bone Thug, while Some Guy battles Vitamin X and Mr. Boricua! SG takes turns punching Vitamin X and Mr. Boricua, while Caboose takes Bone Thug into a corner and starts pummeling away at him! COLE Caboose and Some Guy are handling the 3-on-2 disadvantage well right now! Some Guy knocks down Vitamin X, and then starts punching Mr. Boricua. The punches stagger the big man, but he does not fall. Vitamin X goes for the attack, but Some Guy knocks him down again! SG then turns his attention to Boricua again. Some Guy looks at Caboose...and the two of them charge forward, clotheslining Mr. Boricua over the top rope and onto the floor! COACH Oh no! COLE The Lightning Crew is in trouble as we start this match! The OAOAST Originals are on a roll here! Some Guy goes back to his corner. While he does this, Caboose starts beating on Vitamin X! VX can no longer take it and rolls out of the ring. Mr. Boricua enters the ring, and immediately starts getting pummeled by Caboose! COLE So far, so good, for Caboose and Some Guy! Caboose grabs Mr. Boricua and throws him over to his corner, where Some Guy sticks his right foot out. Not surprisingly, Mr. Boricua hits the boot. Mr. B falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Caboose then makes the tag to Some Guy. COLE Things are finally in order in this match-up. COACH Good. Now, The LC can really dominate now that it's a fair fight! Some Guy paces back and forth in the ring. The Bone Thug enters the ring. He stares a hole through SG. COACH Aw yeah! The Bone Thug is making his AngleMania debut! This should be good! Some Guy and The Bone Thug stare at each other, while the crowd cheers. Bone Thug yells in Spanish, while Some Guy does his trash talking in English. Some Guy and Bone Thug circle the ring, with Some Guy keeping an eye out on the outside as Vitamin X and Mr. Boricua head to their corner. COLE The referee has regained control. We can start this match proper now. Some Guy and The Bone Thug lock up. SG quickly grabs a headlock. However, The Bone Thug quickly throws SG into the ropes. Some Guy responds with a shoulder tackle, and then DANCES~! The girls in the crowd SQUEAL~! COLE Ha ha! Some Guy is in classic form here tonight at AngleMania VI! COACH Enough with the dancing! Let's kick some BUTT! SG mouths off to The Bone Thug, who doesn't look too pleased. The two men lock up. Bone Thug takes SG into a neutral corner. He punches Some Guy in the face! He does it again! And again! Thug unleashes a knife-edged chop across Some Guy's chest! “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Bone Thug goes for a punch—BLOCKED! SG punches Bone Thug in the face! He does it again! And again! And again! SG grabs Bone Thug and takes him over to the neutral corner! He starts pummeling him with left hands, dazing the newest member of The Lightning Crew! Princess Stacey watches on with concern on her beautiful face as Some Guy grabs Bone Thug by his right wrist, and then whips him into the opposite corner. Bone Thug bounces off the turnbuckle and walks towards SG, so Some Guy grabs Bone Thug and lifts him onto his shoulders...where he gives him the SomeDRIVER (Sit Out Death Valley Driver)! COLE SomeDRIVER! Early on in this match! Some Guy goes for the cover! 1...2...KICK OUT! COACH It was a little too early for that move! “SOME GUY!” “SOME GUY!” “SOME GUY!” “SOME GUY!” Some Guy picks The Bone Thug up. He whips him into the ropes. The Bone Thug holds onto the ropes and slides out of the ring! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE Bone Thug has decided to take a little breather! COACH Hey give him a break! This is his first AngleMania! He might still have butterflies in his stomach! COLE His name is Bone THUG. He shouldn't act like this! COACH There you go! With the stereotypes! No wonder everybody hates you! The Bone Thug walks around ringside. Some Guy doesn't wait. He instead exits the ring and meets up with The Bone Thug--- which causes him to get poked in the eyes! COACH You see! You see! It was all a trap! Bone Thug suckered Some Guy in! HA HA HA HA HA! Some Guy holds his eyes and staggers around ringside. The Bone Thug says something in Spanish while looking at SG. Bone Thug charges forward...and gets BAAAAAAAACK Body Dropped onto the protective mats! And then to make things worst, Caboose comes off the ring apron with a splash onto Bone Thug! COLE Oh my! What a double team move from Caboose and Some Guy! From out of nowhere! Caboose bows to the cheering fans! COACH No fair! That was on the outside! How could he do that!? COLE What great team work! COACH It was cheating! Caboose grabs Bone Thug and throws him back into the ring. “CA-BOOSE!” “CA-BOOSE!” “CA-BOOSE!” “CA-BOOSE!” The Bone Thug decides he has had enough and makes the tag to Vitamin X! The crowd boos LOUDLY. COACH All right! Time for Prince Vitamin to show Some Guy what he's all about! But then, Caboose holds his right hand out. SOME GUY You want him? CABOOSE Give him to me! COLE Caboose wants to settle this issue with Vitamin X here and now! COACH He's crazy! He's absolutely crazy! He's going to get killed! Some Guy makes the tag to Caboose. “YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Vitamin X is now a little hesitant to be in the ring right now. He looks at Mr. Boricua and The Bone Thug, and then looks at Princess Stacey. All three of them are encouraging Vitamin X to go for it. COLE I think Vitamin X is about to regret what he's done to Caboose! COACH Vitamin X regrets nothing! Caboose inches closer and closer to VX...so VX leaves the ring to boos. COLE Oh come on! Caboose leaves the ring and chases after Vitamin X. Finally, Vitamin X goes for a punch—BLOCKED by Caboose! 'boose responds with a right hand of his own! And another one! And another one! Caboose grabs The X-Man and slams his head on top of the announce table! Vitamin X is stunned, so Caboose brings him down with a clothesline! COLE After five weeks of waiting, Caboose has Vitamin X in his grasp, and he is taking full advantage of it! COACH Oh come on X! Win it for The Princess! Caboose throws VX back into the ring. He bounces off the ropes, jumps up, and jumps down with a elbow onto Vitamin X! COLE The lateral press by Caboose! ONE! TWO! THR-KICK OUT! COACH That was a little too close for me. Caboose continues his assault as the crowd has quieted down. 'boose picks Vitamin X up...and gives him the EndOfTheLine! COLE EndOfTheLine! Could this be the EndOfTheLine for Vitamin X? The cover! 1...2...LEFT SHOULDER UP! Caboose slaps the mat in frustration, and then picks Vitamin X up again. He lifts him up onto his shoulders, and then places him on a neutral turnbuckle corner in the tree of woe position. He then makes the tag to Some Guy. As SG enters the ring, Caboose heads to the opposite corner and charges forward. He does a baseball slide right into Vitamin X's face! “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COACH How did he learn to do that!? Baseball's not popular in England! COLE The Prince of The Lightning Crew is getting his face royally punished! Princess Stacey winces seeing that move. Mike Chioda orders 'boose back to his corner. Some Guy taunts The Bone Thug and Mr. Boricua, and then punches Vitamin X squared in the nuts! COACH Aaah! Not in the crown jewels! COLE Looks like Vitamin X and Princess Stacey might not have any children! COACH Don't say that! DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT! Mike Chioda warns Some Guy about the ball shot. Some Guy responds by motioning to kick the ref's ass. Another “SOME GUY!” chant starts up as SG picks X up and starts punching him in the face. SG gives VX an Irish whip into the ropes. SG puts his head down, so Vitamin X kicks him right in the face! SG staggers around the ring, with Vitamin X waiting for him to get close. When SG does, Vitamin X charges forward, and gets clotheslined by Some Guy! COLE And so much for that! COACH Quiet Michael! Some Guy picks Vitamin X up and takes him over to a neutral corner where he slams his face on a top turnbuckle pad! He then whips Vitamin X into the ropes—VX reverses—and The Bone Thug hits Some Guy in the back of his head! COLE Oh what a cheapshot! The Bone Thug yells in Spanish. Some Guy responds by knocking Bone Thug off the ring apron and onto the floor! He then knocks Mr. Boricua off the ring apron and onto the floor! COACH Two cheapshots! Vitamin X goes for a punch; a punch which Some Guy blocks! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Prince Vitamin is dazed and confused! To the ropes goes Vitamin X—HOWEVER, Vitamin X reverses, Some Guy hits the ropes, and Mr. Boricua pulls the top rope down, causing Some Guy to crash onto the outside! COACH Yes! Go Boricua! Boricua picks Some Guy up, lifts him off his feet, and then drops him on the edge of the barricade! Some Guy collapses onto the ground! COLE Mr. Boricua showing his power! 6'9” 300 lbs! The man is a monster in the OAOAST! COACH The man who has been in The Lightning Crew the longest is showing you just why he's been a charter member for FOUR years now! Vitamin X exits the ring and stomps on Some Guy. He then picks SG up and throws him back into the ring before Caboose can come near him. Vitamin X enters the ring and then makes the tag to Mr. Boricua. VX gets some kicks all over Some Guy's body before being forced to exit the ring. COACH Check this out! An instant replay is shown of Mr. Boricua pulling the top rope down, causing Some Guy to crash to the outside. COACH Great move by Boricua! He should get a cookie for that one! Mr. Boricua picks Some Guy up and punches him in his face! He then takes him over to a neutral corner and slams his head on the top turnbuckle pad! Mr. Boricua then drives his right knee into Some Guy, all the while yelling and screaming. Vitamin X cheers him on. COLE Mr. Boricua, making his in-ring debut at AngleMania, is taking it to Some Guy, an OAOAST legend! Mr. B continues hammering away at Some Guy until Mike Chioda tells him to stop. Mr. Boricua responds by screaming at the referee. Mike Chioda runs a few feet away from the monster. This little distraction actually helps Some Guy, because when Mr. Boricua goes back to SG, SG responds by punching Mr. Boricua in the head! He does it several more times, actually staggering the 6'9” bodyguard for Tha Puerto Rican! Some Guy bounces off the ropes--- BAM! right into a MASSIVE~! clothesline from Mr. Boricua! Boricua covers! 1... 2... 2 ½ RIGHT SHOULDER UP! Mr. B picks Some Guy up and takes him over to The Lightning Crew corner, where he makes the tag to The Bone Thug. Boricua holds SG in place, so that Bone Thug can kick him in the stomach. Some Guy tries to roll over to his corner, but Bone Thug grabs his right hand and pulls him back into the center of the ring! THE BONE THUG ¡No pienso tan el madrefucker! Bone Thug picks Some Guy up and takes him over to a turnbuckle corner. THE BONE THUG ¡Ahora te tengo! The Bone Thug punches Some Guy in the face several times. He then chops him across his chest. “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE They felt that in Montreal! *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COACH They felt that in Alberta! The Bone Thug jogs over to the opposite corner. Thug looks directly at Some Guy with a sneer on his face. He then charges forward like a bull... *WHAM!* AND KNOCKS SOME GUY IN THE UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A TURNBUCKLE YAKUZA KICK~! BONE THUG VIVA LA RAZA~! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE Oh my! They felt that all the way in the United States! COACH And Mexico too! Bone Thug sneers at the crowd. He then slaps his chest ala Eddie Guerrero. The Bone Thug turns around...and gets kicked in the stomach. Some Guy gives Bone Thug a Wheelbarrow Someplex! Some Guy rolls through. And gives Bone Thug another Wheelbarrow Someplex! Some Guy rolls through, and gives Thug ANOTHER Wheelbarrow Someplex! He rolls through a third time and gives Bone Thug a FOURTH Wheelbarrow Someplex! COLE The Rolling Wheelbarrow Someplexes! We haven't seen those moves in a long time! But the moves have taken the energy out of Some Guy. He lies on the mat along with The Bone Thug, with their sides begging for a tag! Princess Stacey is also on the outside, begging for the tag to be made! PRINCESS STACEY Come on! COME ON! See? COLE Both men are out of it! A tag must surely be made! The Bone Thug crawls over to his corner. Slowly, but surely. Meanwhile, SG is still lying on his back, not moving since giving the Rolling Wheelbarrow Someplexes. Bone Thug crawls over to The LC corner, and makes the tag to Mr. Boricua. Mr. Boricua quickly enters the ring and starts hammering away on Some Guy's head. COLE I think things have about picked up for The Lightning Crew! Mr. Boricua continues pummeling Some Guy, in between fits of screaming and yelling. Boricua picks Some Guy up by his hair, and gives him a DANGEROUS~! bodyslam onto the mat! Some Guy yells out in pain! Boricua then picks Some Guy up by his hair again and takes him over to a neutral corner, where he hits him with some shoulder tackles into the abdomen. “SOME GUY!” “SOME GUY!” “SOME GUY!” “SOME GUY!” Mr. Boricua chokes Some Guy with his right foot! MIKE CHIODA Come on now! Break it up! 1! 2! 3! 4! Mr. Boricua stops choking Some Guy. He yells at the referee. Mr. Boricua whips Some Guy into the opposite corner. Some Guy hits the turnbuckle back first HARD! Boricua looks at Some Guy and yells out. COACH Uh-oh! Mr. Boricua is going to try something! This won't be good! COLE I'm sure it won't! Some Guy better move out of the way! Mr. Boricua rushes forward, using all his energy for an avalanche~! BUT SOME GUY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! And Mr. Boricua CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE STERNUM FIRST! Some Guy bounces off the ropes, and hits Mr. Boricua with a flying clothesline, which finally knocks the big man down! “YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Some Guy did it! Some Guy has knocked down Mr. Boricua! COACH Oh crap! Get up! Get up Mr. Boricua! Some Guy and Mr. Boricua both lie on the mat, but they're both starting to crawl over to their corners. COACH I bet Some Guy wishes he never picked up that phone when Caboose called him! COLE Will you stop? Some Guy crawls closer and closer to his corner...and makes the tag to Caboose! COLE Caboose with the tag! And he's ready to go! Caboose runs into the ring. He blocks a Mr. Boricua punch, and then starts punching Mr. Boricua himself! COLE Caboose is hammering away at the biggest member of The Lightning Crew! The punches take Mr. Boricua into the ropes. 'boose gives Mr. Boricua an Irish whip into the ropes. He follows that up with a kick to the gut, and then the EndOfTheLine on Mr. Boricua! Caboose runs over to punch Vitamin X, but Vitamin X jumps off the ring apron! However, Caboose is able to punch The Bone Thug in the head, knocking him off the ring apron too! COLE Caboose was looking for VX, but VX wasn't there! Vitamin X ran away from the ring! COACH He wasn't running away! He was conserving energy! There's a difference! 'boose goes back to Mr. Boricua, picking him up and applying a front facelock on him. HOWEVER, Mr. Boricua gets a sudden burst of energy and drives Caboose back-first into a neutral corner. He then proceeds to start punching Caboose in the face repeatedly, hurting the two-time former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! COACH Yeah! Get him Mr. Boricua! Get him! COLE Mr. Boricua can easily overpower Caboose, and he's doing so right this instance! Caboose fights back with punches of his own! He then takes Mr. Boricua back to the turnbuckle corner and punches him some more! Vitamin X is back on the ring apron and yelling at Mr. Boricua to strike. VITAMIN X Sweep the leg! Caboose keeps punching and punching and punching, until Mr. Boricua is on his knees! He then plays to the crowd, who cheer loudly! 'boose walks on over to the opposite corner, and charges forward... RIGHT INTO A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE FROM MR. BORICUA~!!! COACH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! COLE And Mr. Boricua! That was like being run over by mack truck! COACH Caboose doesn't know where he's at! The lights are on, but nobody's home! Caboose's eyes are definitely glazed over. Mr. Boricua picks Caboose up and throws him through the ropes to the outside. Vitamin X heads to the outside himself. COACH Just like those Lightning Crew beatdowns over the past few weeks, we're going to see more of the same tonight at AngleMania VI! Vitamin X stalks Caboose like a predator stalks his prey. He motions for Caboose to come closer to him. When he does, Vitamin X grabs Caboose and goes for a punch! BLOCKED! Caboose chokes Vitamin X with his bare hands! COACH HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! GET THE REFEREE! Caboose chokes Vitamin X all the way to the barricade! That is until The Bone Thug jumps off the ring apron and attacks Caboose from behind with his knees! COLE The Bone Thug comes to the rescue! COACH He's proving his worth to The Lightning Crew! Bone Thug punches Caboose in the face! He slaps him with more knife-edged chops across the chest, turning his chest red in the process! Vitamin X then decides it's his turn and kicks Caboose in the stomach! He then whips Caboose into the nearest ring steps, with Caboose hitting the steps knees-first, doing a front flip on the way down! COACH Yeah baby! Yeah! That's how you do it at AngleMania VI! YEAH-UH~! That did it! That definitely did it! Caboose holds his knees in pain on the outside. Vitamin X and The Bone Thug get back onto the ring apron. The crowd boos loudly. Mr. Boricua screams, snorts, grunts, and cracks his knuckles. COACH Hey! He wanted to do this comeback! He asked for this! Remember what Vitamin X said: anything that happens to Caboose from now on is his own fault! COLE That was totally unnecessary! They didn't need to do that! COACH Yeah, but they've done it! So no use crying over spilled milk! COLE That was just devastating! An instant replay shows Vitamin X throwing Caboose into the ring steps. COACH Listen...BOO-YAH~! My man did his thing! I love it! COLE You're loving the punishment Caboose is getting because of what he's said to you while commentating aren't you? COACH Yes. How did you know? COLE Everyone could see it, even someone with your intelligence. COACH Yeah—HEY! Caboose is thrown back into the ring by Vitamin X. Vitamin X heads to the ring apron. Mr. Boricua makes the tag to him. Vitamin X then enters the ring again and covers Caboose. It gets a two count. Vitamin X kicks Caboose all over his body, irritating the 67,000-plus fans in the SkyDome. Vitamin X picks Caboose up. He starts jukin' and jivin'. The crowd boos. COACH He's feeling it! He's feeling it! Vitamin X punches Caboose in the face. He punches him in the face again! Vitamin X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, drawing boos, and then punches Caboose a third time, knocking him down! COACH An AngleMania Shane-O-Mac Shuffle! COLE Vitamin X with his three-punch combo knocking the OAOAST Original down! COACH Caboose is in big trouble now! Vitamin X picks Caboose up by his head. VX takes Caboose over to a turnbuckle corner where he places 'boose's head on the bottom turnbuckle pad. The X-Man chokes Caboose with his right foot. Princess Stacey grins evilly. COLE Vitamin X in control of his arch-rival these past few weeks, and I'm sure Vitamin X is thinking about Caboose's interference in the X-Division Championship tournament Semi-Final match he had with Dance Dance Dragon two weeks ago! COACH A travesty Dragon advanced! But it's okay. Because Tha Puerto Rican will take care of him tonight! Vitamin X heads to the opposite turnbuckle. The crowd starts booing. Vitamin X jumps up and down in place, and then blows a kiss to Princess Stacey. COLE Oh no! COACH Oh yes! Here it comes! A special AngleMania edition! Vitamin X charges forward...and gives Caboose a Broncobuster! COLE Broncobuster! Broncobuster on the OAOAST Original! COACH He does that move better than anybody in this business...ESPECIALLY Colombian Heat! Vitamin X gets up and does a SHIMMY~! The crowd boos Vitamin X's mocking of Colombian Heat. Princess Stacey loves it, however. COLE Mocking Colombian Heat. That's great. COACH I know, isn't it? Mocking him never gets old! Prince Vitamin stomps on Caboose some more. COLE Can you imagine how hard it'll be to deal with Vitamin X if he is able to score the deciding fall in this match, and it be on Caboose? COACH Don't you think that's exactly what's going to happen? I mean, it's his destiny! COLE What about Some Guy? COACH Bah! Some Guy is hurt! He's finished! Vitamin X grabs Caboose and takes him over to the heel corner. He makes the tag to The Bone Thug. VX chokes Caboose with his bare hands as Bone Thug enters the ring. Bone Thug kicks Caboose in his right knee. “X'S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* “X'S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* “X'S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* “X'S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* COACH HE IS NOT! The Bone Thug pulls Caboose out of the turnbuckle and into the center of the ring, where he chops him again, causing him to fall to the mat. He yells at Some Guy in Spanish, then cracks a smile. COACH I think Bone Thug is liking this! Bone Thug picks Caboose up. He chops him across his chest! (“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”) He then punches him in the face! Caboose punches back! Bone Thug punches back! Caboose punches back! Then Bone Thug! Caboose! Bone Thug! Caboose! Bone Thug! Caboose! Caboose! Caboose! Caboose goes to his corner—but is stopped by The Bone Thug, who holds onto Caboose's left foot with both of his feet! Caboose and The Bone Thug both fall, but since Thug is close to his corner, he makes the tag to Vitamin X! COLE Bone Thug cuts off the tag by using his feet! COACH Great move by The Bone Thug! Vitamin X kicks Caboose in his back, and then grabs him by the back of his head. He goes for his version of the STF, the Lethal Injection, but Caboose elbows out of it! Still, VX fights on, applying a Camel Clutch on Caboose! COLE Vitamin X has the Camel Clutch applied! COACH Prince Vitamin with the Royal Clutch! COLE What? Vitamin X sits right on Caboose, and then applies the Camel—uh--Royal Clutch again! “CA-BOOSE!” “CA-BOOSE!” “CA-BOOSE!” “CA-BOOSE!” COLE The crowd coming alive, trying to get Caboose back into this match! COACH Even if it is 67,000 fans, it's not going to work! Princess Stacey nods her head, showing she approves of the Royal Clutch. Some Guy paces back and forth on the ring apron. COLE Some Guy looking on, hoping for a tag to come quick! COACH Vitamin X has Caboose right where he wants him! Just like it saids on his shirt. A 2-For-1 sale on Legend Killing! Caboose gets on his knees, almost breaking the Royal Clutch. He waves his hands to try and come back. The crowd starts cheering louder and louder. 'boose gets on his left knee, still caught in the Royal Clutch, but Vitamin X is starting to worry. Finally, Caboose gets back to a vertical base! COACH Oh crap! Caboose elbows Vitamin X in the gut! He does it again! And again! And again! So Vitamin X grabs Caboose and throws him down onto the mat! VX then makes the tag to Mr. Boricua. X holds Caboose in place, so that Mr. Boricua can kick Caboose in the stomach! COLE Here comes the monster, Mr. Boricua! COACH Look at the numbers game, Cole. You do the math. Even you can figure this out. 3 is more than 2 right? COLE Yeah. COACH Well there you go! It's quite simple really. This is why The Lightning Crew will win! COLE We'll see about that! Mr. Boricua stomps on Caboose, and then picks him up. He gives Caboose a short-armed clothesline! He picks Caboose up again and gives him another short-armed clothesline! Mr. Boricua yells, screams, and snorts, and then gets on top of Caboose and starts pummeling him in the head! COACH Oh look at this! Watch Mr. Boricua go! COLE Caboose trying to cover up! COACH Knock him out Boricua! Mr. Boricua keeps punching Caboose, hitting him with lefts and rights! But then, Caboose pokes Mr. Boricua in the eyes, stopping the assault! COACH Hey! COLE Well, it stopped the assault at least! COACH It's cheating! Mr. Boricua holds his eyes, trying to get rid of the pain, the poor big lug. He gets off of Caboose, allowing 'boose the chance to get back to his feet. COACH Quick! Get him some Visine! Pronto! Vitamin X enters the ring and knocks Caboose down! COLE The X-Man stopping any comeback from Caboose! COACH Excellent. Vitamin X gets back into The Lightning Crew corner before Mike Chioda can tell him to. Mr. Boricua recovers from the dehabilatating eye poke and makes the tag to The Bone Thug. Bone Thug enters the ring and immediately stomps on the recovering Caboose. He curses in Spanish and then picks Caboose up. *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Caboose punches Bone Thug! Bone Thug punches Caboose! The two men engage in a slugfest in the middle of the ring! But it ends when Bone Thug scratches Caboose in the eyes. By now, almost all of Caboose's facepaint has disappeared. Bone Thug whips Caboose into The Lightning Crew corner. He makes the tag to Mr. Boricua. Mr. B grunts, snorts, and knees Caboose in the gut, and then gives him an Irish whip into the opposite ropes. Boricua puts his head down, so when Caboose comes back, 'boose gives him a spinning neckbreaker! COLE Caboose out of nowhere with that spinning neckbreaker! And I gotta believe that that move was out of desperation! COACH Oh crap! Oh crap! Come on Mr. Boricua! Get back up! Both Mr. Boricua and Caboose lie on the mat. Bone Thug, Princess Stacey, and Vitamin X look on in their corner, while Some Guy stands on the second ring rope, clapping his hands for the tag. Mr. Boricua starts moving. COLE Some Guy is well rested! He's the freshest man in this match! Mr. Boricua sits up. The crowd cheers louder! Mr. Boricua starts crawling over to his corner. Some Guy yells out for the tag. Caboose starts crawling over to *his* corner. COLE Some Guy begging for a tag! He would like to get back into this match-up! COACH Stop him, Boricua! Caboose inches closer and closer to Some Guy! Mr. Boricua sees this and changes direction, turning around to try and stop Caboose! COLE Caboose must make the tag! Mr. Boricua is trying to stop him! COACH STOP HIM! MR. BORICUA, STOP HIM! Caboose slowly, very slowly stands up. 'boose bounces off the ropes, looking to clothesline Mr. Boricua. HOWEVER, Mr. Boricua fires off with a clothesline at the same time! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE OF DOOM~! COLE Oh my! Both men are down again! Both men colliding with clotheslines. But the bigger and stronger Mr. Boricua feeling a little less of the effect! Indeed, Mr. Boricua easily rolls over to his corner and makes the tag to The Bone Thug! COLE And The Bone Thug once again in this match! Seems like when The Lightning Crew gets into a tough position, they bring in Bone Thug. COACH He's done a damn good job in this match so far! Over the past few weeks, all he's fought is scrubs, but tonight, in front of 67,000 fans at the biggest show of the year, taking on two OAOAST Originals, The Bone Thug has held his own! COLE Indeed he has, Coach. PRL's cousin, The Bone Thug, in the biggest match of his young career, is holding things down for The Lightning Crew members in action in this match-up! The Bone Thug picks up Caboose and punches him in the face. COACH Come on Bone Thug! Make your cousin proud! Bone Thug whips Caboose into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, Caboose ducks, stops in his tracks, and punches Bone Thug in the face! The punch knocks Bone Thug down! Caboose then makes the tag to Some Guy! “YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COACH Oh no! COLE And Some Guy is back in this match! Some Guy is quick to attack, punching Bone Thug, taking him to the ropes! Some Guy whips Bone Thug into the opposite ropes—Bone Thug reverses—SG comes back with a flying forearm! He then kips up~! Vitamin X enters the ring. He goes for a clothesline, but Some Guy ducks that, kicks Vitamin X in the gut, and then places him in between his legs, lifting him up in the air, as if he's about to do a powerbomb, but then lets go and spears Vitamin X out of mid-air! SomeBOMB~! COLE SomeBOMB~! SomeBOMB~! SomeBOMB on the X-Man! COACH Oh no! X-Man get up! Some Guy then grabs Mr. Boricua and pulls him over the top rope and onto the mat! COACH Gah! COLE The referee has lost control of this match once again! The Bone Thug charges after Some Guy, and gets knocked down! Vitamin X gets up, so Some Guy knocks him down again! He then grabs VX and throws him over the top rope and onto the floor! COLE And oh my! Vitamin X went FLYING with that move! COACH Aah! Princess Stacey, check on your Prince! Some Guy grabs The Bone Thug and gives him a bodyslam! He then kicks him to turn him on his stomach. SG then exits the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. COLE Some Guy going up top now! COACH What's he got planned? SG is hunched over on the top rope. He stands up, looks at the crowd, looks at Mr. Boricua, looks at Caboose, looks at Bone Thug, and then gives Princess Stacey the international cunnilingus sign! COACH Hey! Before jumping off the top rope with a picture perfect elbow drop onto the back of The Bone Thug's neck! COLE Some Guy with one of his signature moves! COACH How dare he disrespect The Princess! Some Guy turns Bone Thug over and covers him, hooking his left leg. 1! 2! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO! Bone Thug puts his left shoulder up! COLE Bone Thug with that last second move! He has saved The Lightning Crew from their first loss tonight at AngleMania VI! COACH There's still hope! Come on! Let's bring it to 2-0 LC! Come on! COLE 67,000 fans on their feet! What a match they are witnessing! It's not about titles, it is about pride and revenge! The crowd is disappointed with the two count. Some Guy is disappointed too, but he still gets up. COLE That was a close one! It could have been over! COACH That move might have taken a lot out of Some Guy! It might have been his bit of energy! Some Guy is on his feet. Bone Thug is also getting to his feet, so SG grabs him. However, Bone Thug pokes him in the eye! COLE A thumb to the eye from Bone Thug! The Bone Thug makes the tag to Vitamin X. COLE Vitamin X back in this match, going head-to-head with a former OAOAST World Tag Team Champion, something Vitamin X hasn't gotten, even with the Brains & Brawn tag team! COACH They'll get the belts in due time! Vitamin X goes for a punch, and it is immediately blocked by Some Guy! Some Guy with a punch. Vitamin X kicks Some Guy in the stomach, and then turns around, grabbing him from behind, and then lifting Some Guy up onto his shoulders in a Torture Rack position. Vitamin X walks around the ring with Some Guy on his shoulders for a few seconds, and then throws him off his shoulders. HOWEVER! Some Guy lands on his feet! He's behind Vitamin X! Vitamin X turns around. *KA-POW~!!!* AND GETS HIT WITH THE SOMEKICK~!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111 COLE SomeKick! SomeKick! Some Guy with the SomeKick on Vitamin X! COACH (Bleep!) Some Guy covers Vitamin X, hooking his left leg! 1... 2... The Bone Thug pulls Some Guy out of the ring! COACH Phew! The Bone Thug charges for a clothesline, however Some Guy cuts him off with a clothesline of his own! COACH Damnit! Some Guy heads back into the ring while Bone Thug gets up. Thug runs across the ringside area, stopping at the timekeeper's table where he throws the timekeeper off, and grabs his chair. COLE What the? What's Bone Thug doing? COACH No clue! Bone Thug runs with the chair, but is stopped by referee Mike Chioda on the outside. Bone Thug argues with the ref (in Spanish obviously), and while that's happening on the outside, Mr. Boricua enters the ring and gives Some Guy a MASSIVE~! clothesline down onto the mat! COACH Oh! Now I get it! COLE The referee is on the outside trying to restrain Bone Thug, and in the meantime, Mr. Boricua just knocked out Some Guy with a MASSIVE clothesline! COACH Good job, Boricua! He really is good for something isn't he? COLE Yeah. Running interference! COACH Oh hush up! The ref is trying to pull the steel chair away from The Bone Thug. Back in the ring, Mr. Boricua picks up Some Guy and places him in between his legs. Mr. B then lifts Some Guy up high into the air...and then drives him straight down to the mat with the LATINO BOMB~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 COLE Latino Bomb! Latino Bomb! Mr. Boricua has just laid to waste Some Guy! Awesome velocity! COACH All right! Mr. Boricua strikes again! Things are going The Lightning Crew's way! Mr. Boricua rolls out of the ring. Some Guy and Vitamin X are the only guys left in the ring, and both of them are knocked out. Caboose can only stand on the ring apron, his facepaint all gone, and watch. COLE Mr. Boricua has left his mark. And now Vitamin X can capitalize! Indeed, VX is crawling to the center of the ring to cover Some Guy. Mike Chioda has gotten the chair away from Bone Thug and is ordering him to get back to his corner. The crowd is booing. COLE And now Vitamin X may get this victory for The Lightning Crew! COACH 2-0 baby! Vitamin X crawls and crawls. When he puts his right hand over Some Guy's chest, Princess Stacey breathes a sigh of relief. The Bone Thug and Mr. Boricua are back at The Lightning Crew corner, while Caboose is still at his corner, worried. Mike Chioda gets back into the ring and makes the count. 1.... 2... 2 ½ 2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT! KICK OUT!!! COLE No! They're not beaten! Some Guy has kicked out! COACH Oh come on! The best laid plans go to waste! They almost pulled off a masterpiece there! VX is PISSED OFF~! But he's fatigued, so he lies on the mat. Which cannot be said for Some Guy, who is crawling to his corner to make the tag. The crowd starts cheering again, trying to rally Some Guy to make the tag to Caboose, who is stretching out his right hand. COLE Some Guy is looking to make the comeback here! He's looking to make the tag to Caboose, who is holding onto that tag team rope! How much gas is left in that tank? “SOME GUY!” “SOME GUY!” Some Guy inches closer and closer to Caboose. Vitamin X sees him and starts crawling in SG's direction. Vitamin X grabs Some Guy's right leg. SG feels this and tries to pull away from VX, but The X-Man won't let go. Finally, Some Guy uses all the strength he has left to jump the few feet necessary to reach his corner and make the tag to Caboose! COACH Uh-oh! He got it! COLE The tag is made! Caboose is back in this match! And the first guy he meets is Vitamin X! Vitamin X begs off from Caboose, but 'boose ain't having it! The OAOAST legend starts punching The Prince of The Lightning Crew repeatedly in the face, knocking him down! The Bone Thug enters the ring, and he too gets knocked down! Mr. Boricua enters the ring, and a punch sends him through the ropes onto the floor! Caboose knocks down The Bone Thug once again, and then starts punching Vitamin X! The Bone Thug rolls out of the ring, leaving Caboose and Vitamin X as the only men left in the ring. Caboose grabs Vitamin X and gives him the EndOfTheLine! COLE Just like last month on HeldDOWN~! Caboose picks the dazed Vitamin X up and looks at the crowd. They cheer. Caboose goes for the EMERALD FUSION~! However, Vitamin X escapes! X and 'boose engage in a slugfest! Back and forth they go, exchanging punches. But then, Caboose starts gaining the advantage! He punches The X-Man again and again and again! Caboose grabs Vitamin X by his right arm and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. Caboose goes for a clothesline, but Vitamin X ducks, stops in his tracks...and kicks Caboose squared in the groin! “OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Oh! A shot to the groin from Vitamin X! And the referee didn't see it! COACH He's too busy trying to keep Bone Thug out of the ring! Leave the man alone. He's just doing his job! COLE Oh come on! Caboose holds his special area. While he does this, Vitamin X grabs him from behind and lifts him up onto his shoulders in a Torture Rack position. COACH Oh boy! Here we go! It's time! He's going for it! The crowd boos loudly. Vitamin X walks around the ring with Caboose on his shoulders. He has a look of rage and determination on his face. Princess Stacey outstretches her arms and smiles as she watches her man throw Caboose off of his shoulders, giving him a neckbreaker on the way down! COLE The X-Clamation Point! Vitamin X has just given Caboose the X-Clamation Point! COACH Yes! Yes! That'll show him! Caboose is down for the count! COLE Caboose is out! He is out cold! The crowd boos loudly. Vitamin X sits up satisfied. Princess Stacey applauds her Prince. Caboose lies in the center of the ring with his eyes glazed over. VX stands up, stumbling a little because of how much energy he has spent in this match, and exits the ring. COLE What now? COACH I think I have an idea. VX looks at the crowd and sneers. This causes the crowd to boo even louder. VX responds by flicking some of the sweat off his forehead at the fans. X then climbs the top rope. COLE He's already given Caboose the X-Clamation Point! But X ain't done yet! Vitamin X is hunched over on the top turnbuckle. His eyes are focused solely on Caboose, who hasn't moved since the X-Clamation Point. Vitamin X stands up straight on the top rope and looks down at Caboose. COLE X is going to fly! COACH Look out below! A hush silence falls over the crowd. Princess Stacey watches with glee. Some Guy can only watch with a worried look on his face. Caboose is still out. So, Vitamin X decides there's no better time than now than to leap off the top rope... and come crashing down onto Caboose with the LEAP OF FAITH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 COLE Leap Of Faith! The Leap Of Faith on Caboose! COACH Whoa baby! Look at how high Vitamin X soared for his elbow drop! At the Toronto SkyDome, Vitamin X reached the sky! Beautiful! Vitamin X gives the crowd a dirty look, and then covers Caboose, hooking his right leg. Mike Chioda gets down on his hands and knees and makes the count. Princess Stacey counts along. 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* (16:58) COACH YES! HA HA HA! COLE And The Lightning Crew wins it! COACH 2-0! “Bling-Bling” by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys starts playing. Caboose covers his face , embarrassed by the loss. Vitamin X sits up with a satisfied grin on his face. Princess Stacey applauds and screams “YES!” BUFFER Here are your winners...The Bone Thug, Mr. Boricua, and VITAMINNNNNNNNN EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX! COACH Amazing! I don't believe it! Vitamin X bobs his head to the beat of his entrance song. He gets up and gets his hands raised in victory by Mike Chioda as the crowd boos. COACH That was beautiful! COLE Caboose is shocked! He can't believe that he has lost to Vitamin X at an AngleMania! COACH Yeah? Well it's happened! Vitamin X has won HUGE! He defeated not one but TWO OAOAST Originals in one match! He really is a Legend Killer! The back of his shirt WAS right! This was a 2-for-1 sale, and now The Lightning Crew can go for the sweep later on tonight! COLE Well, I can't deny it. Vitamin X with a huge victory, a big win at AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone! Prince Vitamin scored in the bottom of the 9th with the kick to the groin, the X-Clamation Point, and the Leap Of Faith, and Caboose cannot believe it! COACH Believe it, Mikey Cole! BEEEEEELIEVE IT! HA HA HA HA HA! Vitamin X leaves the ring and hugs Princess Stacey. Stacey gives her Prince a kiss on the cheek, and then a kiss on the lips. VX raises his left hand in the air with an evil smile on his face. COACH This will go down in AngleMania history, Cole! Vitamin X, the X-Man, has beaten a two-time former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, and two former OAOAST World Tag Team Champions, in addition to charter members of the aWo, AND two OAOAST Originals! Vitamin X's career may never be the same after this! COLE He now has something ELSE to brag about now! That's rich. COACH No. HE'S rich! AND he has just defied the odds by winning this match! Things are going the X-Man's way right about now! And The Lightning Crew's ways too! Vitamin X puts his left arm around Princess Stacey's shoulders. They join Bone Thug and Mr. Boricua and celebrate their victory. Mr. Boricua gives Vitamin X a giant bear hug. He smiles a big wide dumb smile. Vitamin X, Bone Thug, and Mr. Boricua raise their hands in victory while the crowd boos and “Bling-Bling” continues playing. Vitamin X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, irritating the fans at ringside. COLE Caboose continued his comeback by competing at AngleMania for the first time since 2005, and THIS is how it has ended for him at AngleMania VI! COACH You should have stayed down, Caboose! You should have stayed home like Vitamin X told you to. He was right! You're not the same man you used to be! You've changed for the worst! Your comeback is over, Caboose! Your career is finished! Caboose sits up. He is heartbroken at his loss. Some Guy has entered the ring and is looking at The Lightning Crew. Mr. Boricua and Vitamin X laugh at Caboose and Some Guy, while The Bone Thug just stands there staring at them. Vitamin X kisses Princess Stacey one more time, and then gloats over The Lightning Crew's victory. Vitamin X and Princess Stacey laugh evilly while Mr. Boricua yells, snorts, and cracks his knuckles. Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, The Bone Thug, and Princess Stacey then get on the ring cart to take them back to the entrance. Vitamin X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle again in the ring cart. COACH Look at the celebration! The Lightning Crew's good fortunes continues tonight at AngleMania VI! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is the new OAOAST Women's Champion. Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug have defeated Some Guy and Caboose. And now, all we need is for Cuban Wall to win the Money In The Bank Battle Royal and for Tha Puerto Rican to beat Dance Dance Dragon and become the new OAOAST X-Division Champion and The Lightning Crew will have a clean sweep at AngleMania VI! Two down, two to go! These guys are on top of the world now! And you know what? Nothing is going to stop The Lightning Crew now! This is only the beginning! They're just getting started! This is just the beginning, Cole! COLE The good streak continues for PR's group. Will we see The Lightning Crew win all of their matches at AngleMania VI tonight? We'll find out soon enough! The ring cart has taken the four Lightning Crew members through the entrance. “Bling-Bling” by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys dies down. The crowd boos. Caboose stands up. He is still shocked at losing, especially being pinned by Vitamin X at AngleMania. 'boose rests his head on the top ring rope while Some Guy just looks at him. COLE Well Caboose and Some Guy gave us all they had here. It was 2 men against three, let's not forget that. Even if Vitamin X never kicked Caboose in the groin, the match WAS in The Lightning Crew's favor. COACH The kick didn't do the damage. It was the X-Clamation Point and The Leap Of Faith. COLE True, they hurt Caboose. Still, you have to wonder. COACH There's no time to wonder! There's still a lot more of AngleMania left to see! Caboose talks to Some Guy. He says he's sorry for the loss. He keeps on talking to Some Guy, while Some Guy just stands there and listens. Some Guy nods his head and then breathes a deep sigh. COACH Uh-oh! Some Guy looks a little ticked off! COLE Well I'm sure both of these men have got to be disappointed. I mean, AngleMania's the grandest stage. We know what it means! COACH They're gonna fight! All those old memories are going to come back now, and they're going to explode! It's going to be great! A battle between LOSERS! COLE Oh will you stop? The crowd starts applauding Some Guy and Caboose. All the 67,000 plus fans in attendance cheer loudly for the two OAOAST legends. Caboose and Some Guy just watch the crowd, sad, but still appreciating the applause. COLE They might have lost this match, but these two men are winners in the fans' eyes! COACH Ugh! Inspirational crap! “CA-BOOSE!” “CA-BOOSE!” “CA-BOOSE!” “CA-BOOSE!” Caboose looks at the crowd and cracks a half-smile. COACH Why are these people chanting, 'CABOOSE!'? He's a LOSER! Listen! Listen to these people! COLE It's called respect, Coach! Something you have very little of. COACH Hey now! People love Da Coach! COLE Not as many as you think. And certainly not as many who love Caboose. And I'll tell you what, I'm sure having 67,000 fans chant your name must lift your spirits up! COACH Maybe. But not as much as winning might! COLE Coach, you just don't get it. COACH Get what? COLE Nevermind! Just—just nevermind! Caboose walks around the ring in amazement of the crowd chanting his name. Some Guy looks at the crowd...and then applauds Caboose himself, causing the crowd to cheer even louder. Some Guy nods his head and mouths, “You did good.” while the crowd cheers. Caboose nods his head in response. COACH Ah nuts, I thought they were going to fight! COLE They're not going to fight because they realized that tonight wasn't their night. But Caboose's comeback isn't over yet! I'm sure he will live to fight another day and get another piece of Vitamin X! COACH But not tonight! Because tonight is The Lightning Crew's night! Some Guy shakes Caboose's hands. He then hugs Caboose. The crowd cheers. COLE While this night could have ended better for Caboose and Some Guy, they will both live to fight another day! In the meantime, The Lightning Crew has won two of their matches so far tonight, with two more to go! Can they do it? Can Cuban Wall win the Money In The Bank Battle Royal, and can Tha Puerto Rican become the new X-Division Champion? We'll find out later tonight as OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone continues on! Some Guy raises Caboose's left hand in the air. The crowd, all 67,000-plus of them cheer loudly. This is the last image we see before we fade out. [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

It's the Crystal Meth family!

The Dora The Explorer sketch was my favourite sketch on the show. I laughed the hardest when she said, "Do you know why my daddy left me?"

Sometimes I wonder if they even interview these celebrities, or they just make it up. Like those "Wrestler Interviews A Celebrity" interviews on their site. Did Ashley really interview Bow Wow?

The flying fuck!?

Amen!

PRL/Reject is edited in!

Here's the last segment for this week's show. We return from commercial break with Caboose already in the ring, holding a microphone in his right hand. COLE Fans, back on HeldDOWN~!, and Caboose already has made an impact tonight, costing Vitamin X a victory in the X-Division Title tournament! We now know that it'll be "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican facing Dance Dance Dragon at AngleMania VI on April 1st for the OAOAST X-Division Championship! COACH That damn Caboose! He ruined it for everybody! Now, we won't have the pleasure of seeing an all-Lightning Crew final! Thanks a lot, Caboose! COLE Coach, I think you're the only one that was looking forward to an all-Lightning Crew final. COACH No, I wasn't. There were people. Not many. But there WERE people! COLE Right. Caboose brings the microphone to his lips. COLE I wonder what's on Caboose's mind? CABOOSE I said I was going to come to Sacramento. (CHEAP POP~!) CABOOSE And so here I am! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *KA-CHING~!* *Come and take your Vitamin X.* The crowd boos as "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring Big Tymers and Hot Boys starts playing. COLE Oh what now!? COACH Oh yes! Business is about to pick up! The entrance doors slide open, and Thomas Rodriguez, Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, The Bone Thug, and Vitamin X come out. The crowd boos louder. All the members of The Lightning Crew don't look to be in a good mood. COLE Vitamin X is out here! Earlier tonight, Caboose attacked X, which led to Dance Dance Dragon defeating the X-Man and advancing to the Finals of the X-Division Title tournament at AngleMania VI. COACH Yeah! And now Caboose is going to pay for that miscarriage of justice, Cole! You watch! Vitamin X has a microphone in his right hand. He is still in his wrestling attire. He gives Caboose the McMahon SNEER~! before he speaks. "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys dies down. COACH Speak your mind, X! "X-MAN SUCKS!" "X-MAN SUCKS!" "X-MAN SUCKS!" "X-MAN SUCKS!" Caboose stares at the X-Man. VX is FURIOUS~! VITAMIN X Caboose! I don't know what in the HELL were you thinking, hitting me with a cricket bat earlier tonight! I thought you were smarter than that, Caboose, seeing as you are an OAOAST Original and all! But I guess you really have gone soft, because there's no way the Caboose of old would have knocked me out, because he would have KNOWN that The Lightning Crew would have responded! The Lightning Crew is walking down the entrance ramp. COACH Uh-oh. Uh-oh! VITAMIN X Now, I'm sure you're prepared for another Lightning Crew assault, which is why you came here tonight in the first place! But you know what? Instead of beating your ass for the third time in four weeks, how about we do something different, because your head is still hurting, and honestly, my fist is sore for punching the crap out of you two weeks ago! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vitamin X and the rest of The Lightning Crew members enter the ring. Caboose stands guard. VX (CONT'D) So for now, let's call a truce. But it's not going to last for long, Caboose! Oh no! Oh no! You see, you cost me a chance to become X-Division Champion at AngleMania! But you know what? I'm STILL going to go to AngleMania VI! Yeah! That's right! Because, right now I am issuing you a challenge! A chance to do something you've wanted to do since March 1st! We're going to finish this once and for all like you wanted to since I beat your ass four weeks ago! At AngleMania VI, it's going to be Vitamin X vs. Caboose, one-on-one, for the First Time Ever! COLE Whoa! CABOOSE That's a nice suggestion, VX, but I know when you say one-on-one, you're full of crap! "YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" CABOOSE Don't you think I know better than that? I maybe a little older, but I'm experienced enough in the wrestling business to know that if we were to have a one-on-one match, sooner or later, The Lightning Crew would show up, pound me into oblivion, and then you would get the pinfall and then you could say that you beat an OAOAST Original at the biggest show of the year! COACH Well, that's what would have happened! CABOOSE There's no such thing as a one-on-one encounter when The Lightning Crew is involved! Not at all! So, instead of waiting for The Lightning Crew to show up, what I propose is this: in two weeks at AngleMania, I take on members of The Lightning Crew with a partner of my choice! Let's see...PRL's going to go to the Finals of the X-Division Title tournament, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is fighting the Women's Champion, Cuban Wall is going to be involved in the Money In The Bank Battle Royal, Thomas can't wrestle, and I'm sure Princess Stacey will be by your side, X, no matter what. So, that leaves me with three Lightning Crew members left. And me and my partner will GLADLY take you three members on! So how about it, X? At AngleMania VI on April 1st, me and my partner take on you, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug in a 3-on-2 Handicap Match! COLE What!? COACH He's crazy! He's absolutely crazy for suggesting this! The crowd is surpised at this announcement. Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, Cuban Wall, The Bone Thug, and Thomas Rodriguez stare at Caboose in the ring. X is thinking this over. VITAMIN X Are you serious old man? CABOOSE You're damn right I'm serious, X! What? Are you scared to fight an old man at the biggest show of the year? Is that it? VITAMIN X No! No! No! NO! Listen, you want a 3-on-2 Handicap Match at AngleMania VI? You got it! But what I want to know is'who would possibly be stupid enough to want to be your partner? Zack Malibu is going to be busy that night, so he's out. And you don't have any other friends backstage! There's nobody on the active roster who wants to go 3-on-2 with The Lightning Crew! NO ONE! And all these idiots know this to be a fact! So, please, Caboose, tell me, who is your partner going to be at AngleMania VI? Because I want to know just who I'll ALSO destroy at AngleMania VI! The crowd buzzes in anticipation. They wonder just who Caboose's partner will be. COACH Well, who is it? Come on! Spit it out! Don't leave us hanging! Caboose has a smirk on his face. The crowd greatly awaits Caboose's answer. COLE Who's it gonna be? Who!? WHO!? The crowd is getting antsy. Caboose finally puts the microphone to his lips. CABOOSE You know, instead of me just telling you who my partner is, how about I just SHOW him to you! You see, I didn't come to the arena tonight by myself! My partner came with me too! And he wants to meet you RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! *[i]I think I'm cute I KNOW I'm sexy! I've got the looks that drive all the girls wild! I've got the moves that really move them! I'll send them chills Up and down their spines I'm just a sexy boy! (SEXY BOOYYYYYY!) I'm not your boy toy! (BOY TOYYYYYYYY!) I'm just a sexy boy! (SEXY BOOYYYYY!) I'm not your boy toy! (BOY TOYYYYYYY!)[/i]* "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Sexy Boy" blares over the P.A. system, causing the crowd to erupt! COACH No! No way! The entrance doors slide open...and [b]SOME GUY[/b] comes out! COLE He's back! Some Guy is back in the OAOAST! Some Guy looks pretty much the same as he did the last time he was in the OAOAST. Wearing a black T-shirt, blue jeans, and cowboy boots, the OAOAST Original plays to the crowd for a little bit and then stares at the people in the ring. Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug prepare for battle, while Thomas Rodriguez quickly leaves the ring. COLE Oh my! Some Guy is back! And he will be Caboose's partner at AngleMania VI! SG points a menacing finger at The LC members, and then runs down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring! The brawl is on! COLE And here we go! A preview of what we can expect in two weeks! "Sexy Boy" dies down. Caboose takes on Vitamin X, while Some Guy battles The Bone Thug! Mr. Boricua wants some, and gets some in return! Cuban Wall tries to attack, and he gets hit too! The crowd is going nuts as Caboose and Some Guy are in control of the four Lightning Crew members! COACH Am I seeing things? Are Caboose and Some Guy actually BEATING The Lightning Crew!?!?!? COLE You're not seeing things, Coach! Caboose and Some Guy have the advantage! Caboose's punches daze Vitamin X. Some Guy knocks Bone Thug off his feet with several right jabs! The Bone Thug rolls out of the ring to recuperate. Some Guy then switches back and forth punching Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua! The two big men of The Lightning Crew are stunned, so Some Guy simply grabs their heads and slams them together! Boricua and Wall fall down onto the mat and roll out of the ring! COLE Caboose and Some Guy are dominating The Lightning Crew tonight on HeldDOWN~! Caboose is still punching Vitamin X! 'Boose tells SG something. He then whips VX right into Some Guy, who hits Vitamin X with a Superkick! COLE SomeKick! SomeKick! Vitamin X is down! The crowd cheers some more! Some Guy and Caboose stare down at the fallen Prince Vitamin. Both men smile. SG then tells Caboose to do something. Caboose nods his head. 'Boose stands over Vitamin X...and kicks his right hand onto his chest. COACH Oh no! Oh no! Not this! The crowd comes alive! Caboose does some weird hand signals, which Some Guy also does. Caboose bounces off the ropes, jumps over VX, and then bounces off the opposite ropes. He then looks at the crowd, and drops the Rafter's Elbow! COACH Oh my God! He hit it! He hit the Rafter's Elbow! COLE I can't remember the last time he hit that! "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Caboose and Some Guy play to the crowd. The crowd cheers! Cuban Wall grabs Vitamin X and pulls him out of the ring onto the outside. Wall, Mr. Boricua, and Bone Thug are holding their heads in pain. Cuban Wall drags a dazed and confused Vitamin X up the entrance ramp along with the rest of The Lightning Crew. COLE Oh man! What a moment! Some Guy, after an 18-month absence, is BACK! He is BACK in the OAOAST! And he WILL be at AngleMania VI on April 1st! COACH Oh poo! I should have thought of that! I knew if anybody would want to team with Caboose, it would be another OAOAST Original! COLE The Lightning Crew is shocked! They weren't prepared for this! They thought they were going to only deal with Caboose, NOT Some Guy! COACH This AngleMania just got a whole lot more interesting! Some Guy grabs the microphone. SOME GUY Hey! Hey! Hey Lightning Crew! You better be careful with who you mess with! The crowd cheers. SOME GUY (CONT'D) Yeah. Because I am BACK in the One And Only AngleSault Thread, and I'm ready for AngleMania VI! And YOU better be ready for the ass kicking you're going to get, courtesy of Caboose AND the Original Showstopper, SOME GUY! More cheers. SOME GUY There's gonna be no more sneak attacks! No more 4-on-1 fights! I have Caboose's back, and together, we will walk out of the Toronto SkyDome victorious! AngleMania VI will be a day you will NEVER EVER FORGET, VITAMIN X! Get ready for the ASS KICKING OF A LIFETIME! Now hit my music! "Sexy Boy" starts playing again. Some Guy high fives Caboose. The crowd is still going crazy. Some Guy and Caboose stare at Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, The Bone Thug, and Thomas Rodriguez, who are all walking up the entrance ramp, IN ANGER~! Vitamin X talks trash about Caboose as he walks. His face is red. COLE The Road To AngleMania VI just got a whole lot better! We are 10 days away from the biggest show of the year! And on that show, Caboose and Some Guy will team up to take on the team of Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug in a 3-on-2 Handicap Match! What a match that's going to be at AngleMania VI! COACH Oh man! Some Guy is back! Talk about the right partner for Caboose! Vitamin X and his guys better be ready! COLE That's right! Because Some Guy and Caboose are ready for The Lightning Crew at AngleMania! Another marquee match added to the already impressive AngleMania card! Caboose and Some Guy vs. Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, and The Bone Thug in a 3-on-2 Handicap Match! It's going to happen, and it's going to happen at OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone, Sunday April 1st, LIVE only on pay-per-view! Fans, thank you for tuning in to tonight's HeldDOWN~! For Jonathan "Da Coach" Coachman, and CABOOSE! This is Michael Cole saying good night, and we'll see you next week for the final show before AngleMania VI! Good night everybody! Caboose and Some Guy continue looking at The Lightning Crew who are on the entrance stage. The two OAOAST Originals play to the crowd. Caboose and Some Guy standing side by side in the ring, smiling with the OAOAST AngleMania VI logo behind them is the last image we see before we fade to black as "Sexy Boy" continues playing. [b]FADE OUT[/b]

Okay, here are two segments for HeldDOWN~! this week. Place the first one towards the end of the show, before the main event match, please. The camera cuts to the parking lot, where The Lightning Crew and Stephen Joseph Popick are walking. The crowd boos. Vitamin X is pissed off as he walks. PRL is wearing his Corporate suit and tie and carrying his black spray-painted briefcase with the Golden Contract inside of it. VITAMIN X That damn Caboose! This is all his fault! IT’S ALL HIS DAMN FAULT! It’s all thanks to him! I had Dance Dance Dragon right where I wanted him! And now, I’m not going to fight you at AngleMania VI! UGH! DAMN! I’m–I’m–I’m gonna hurt him. That’s what I’m going to do! I’m going to hurt him! We–WE’RE going to hurt him! I know Caboose isn’t done yet! We’re going to hurt him! I’m ready for him! Are you ready? Come on then! Let’s go hurt Caboose! LET’S GO KICK HIS ASS! “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN All right. All right. Go kick Caboose’s ass. But you’re going to have to do it without me! I’m going to go with Lindsay and Popick to the hotel so that we can start our celebration party, celebrating the fact that I’m going to AngleMania to challenge for the X-Division Title! So, you’re on your own, man. Good luck. I know you have Caboose’s number! VITAMIN X Thanks, Puerto. Say, could you take Princess Stacey with you? I don’t want her to be at ringside when I destroy Caboose. It might get too violent and bloody for her. PRL Sure. Stacey, come on! We’ll see you back at the hotel. VX Okay, boss. See you then. PRL All right. See you. PRINCESS STACEY Later, boo. STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK Go get him, X! Princess Stacey kisses Vitamin X on the lips, and then steps inside The Lightning Crew Mobile. PRL is in the front seat. Lindsay is next to him, and Princess Stacey is in the back along with Popick. He starts the car up. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez waves goodbye, and then The Lightning Crew Mobile drives off. Vitamin X waves goodbye. X then turns his attention to the rest of The Lightning Crew. VITAMIN X Okay guys, are you ready? THE LIGHTNING CREW YEAH~!!! VX All right. LET’S DO IT! THE BONE THUG ARRIBA LA RAZA~! Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, The Bone Thug, Thomas Rodriguez, and Vitamin X walk back to the arena. The crowd boos loudly. Now, here is segment #2. Place this right before the last segment, sort of as a teaser. Here's my segment. Enjoy!: The camera cuts to the lockerroom where Caboose is shown sitting down. He is putting on his wrestling gloves. The crowd cheers. Caboose has a look of determination on his face. COLE Caboose is still here! COACH And so is Vitamin X! COLE Uh-oh! Oh boy! It looks like these two men are headed for a collision course! And it might happen next! Caboose gets up, hits his right hand with his left hand, and then exits the lockerroom. [b]* COMMERCIAL BREAK *[/b]

Place this at the beginning of the show, after the first segment/match please. The camera cuts to the backstage area, where Vitamin X is standing by, talking with “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican. Both men are smiling as they speak. The crowd boos loudly the moment they are shown on the AngleTron. “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN So, here we are! In the Final Four of the tournament! Can you believe it? One of us might become the OAOAST X-Division Champion in two weeks at AngleMania VI! VITAMIN X Yeah, P, it’s fantastic! There’s a 50/50 chance that one of us might walk out of AngleMania VI with the X-Division Championship wrapped around our waists. This is a great moment for The Lightning Crew! PRL I know it! I know it, X! But listen, there’s no hard feelings. If it comes down to you and me at AngleMania on April 1st, I just want to let you know that anything I do during that match is NOT personal. It’s just business. So, if I do some things I’m not proud of…well…try to understand, I’m doing this to win the X-Division Title! So don’t be mad if you lose. Okay? VITAMIN X Okay, P.R. But you have to promise me that you won’t be upset if I do things I’M not proud of at AngleMania. Because, I want to win the X-Division Championship just as bad as you do! Maybe even more! PRL (surprised) Yeah…well…well…err….umm…I know what you mean! Hey, what if Caboose shows up tonight? VITAMIN X If Caboose shows up tonight...then he'll get another beatdown. Simple as that! PRL Heh. I like the way you think! That's why I'm glad you're the Second-In-Command of The Lightning Crew! You do The Lightning Crew proud! You do ME proud Good luck, X! VITAMIN X Good luck, boss! PRL puts his right hand out. Vitamin X looks at the hand for a second, and then shakes it. PR and VX smile at each other. PRL May the best man win! VX You’re right. May the best man win! PRL and Vitamin X continue shaking each others hands. They stare at each other some more while still shaking hands. The crowd boos loudly.

-I've got PRL/Reject, btw -Vitamin X/"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican segment -Vitamin X segment -Caboose segment (I call last segment on the show, please. Trust me, there's a reason why I want this to go on last.) -Ashley Street promo -Ashley Street and "Floggin'" Molly Matthews vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Brodie Lewis