Ed Wood Caulfield

Bischoff had his character down from day one. Watching the segment, how he tranforms from announcer Bischoff to evil, slimeball Bischoff is seamless! I watched some of the Nitro from the week after, and he was EXACTLY how he would be for the rest of the original nWo run.

Having 24/7 allowed me to finally watch the Nitro when Bischoff joined the nWo. Man, what a great segment. The heat was amazing. I had no idea that the fans threw so much garbage into the ring once the nWo arrived. That segment was played out perfectly.

Again, you can throw in John "Rock Hard" Brickston, he hasn't been seen in almost a year.

-2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH FOR THE HI-YAH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick (Champions) vs. Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly (Challengers) -P.R./Popick segment x2 -Heat/Fly segment x2

I've edited in a segment between Colombian Heat and Stacey Robertson, which explains what I was talking about later on in the Heat/VX match. Hopefully, it'll make things clearer now. I've read some of the show, and from the looks of things, it's another keeper!

Would Felix Strutter be okay? I'll set up the brackets by the end of the month.

Sweet.

I've got some brackets in mind. We're still short one man.

Place these segments towards the end of the show. Please. The camera cuts to the HeldDOWN~! interview set where Josh "J. Math" Matthews is standing by with Vitamin X, who is busy doing the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle. Prince Vitamin is in his wrestling attire, ready for his match. X shadowboxes a little bit. The crowd boos loudly. JOSH MATTHEWS Vitamin X, you are just moments away from your match against Colombian Heat, a rematch from AngleMania V last year. What are your thoughts heading into this match, one week after you stole Colombian Heat's girlfriend, Stacey Robertson, away from him? VITAMIN X Josh Matthews, I've only got one thing to say about Colombian Heat: he's got NO CHANCE IN HELL! VX walks away from the interview set, bumping into "J. Math's" left shoulder along the way. Josh Matthews stands there puzzled, watching X go by. The crowd boos loudly again. COLE Heat/X next! [b]Commercial break[/b] *KA-CHING~!* *Come and take your Vitamin X.* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys starts playing, which causes the crowd to stand up and start booing. The entrance doors slide open, and Vitamin X Shane-O-Mac Shuffles his way out onto the entrance stage, cocky like usual. X then raises his hands, trying to get the crowd fired up, but it's not working. Dollar signs are superimposed over the entrance ramp VX starts jogging down to the ring, bobbing his head to the beat of his entrance song. X is wearing his Colombian HACK yellow soccer jersey that he debuted last year, and just to refresh your memory, here it is: [IMG=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/cohack.jpg] Lovely, isn't it? *DING DING DING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute TV time limit. Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time. From Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 248 lbs. He is the Financial Consultant for The Lightning Crew. He...is...VITAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX! X jaws with the fans at ringside, and then climbs the ring steps, hopping onto a turnbuckle. COLE So much emotion invested into this match! We are just one week removed from Stacey Robertson-- COACH That's PRINCESS STACEY to you, bub! COLE Sorry, "PRINCESS" Stacey joining The Lightning Crew and breaking up with Colombian Heat. And now tonight on HeldDOWN~!, Colombian Heat can get some revenge when he takes on Stacey's NEW boyfriend in a one-on-one match! COACH This isn't going to be much of a match, you know that? Heat is such a puss, he's probably still crying about Stacey breaking up with him! COLE He didn't seem to be crying earlier when he told her off in the middle of the ring! COACH That was a facade. You think all those gangstas you see on MTV wouldn't start peeing in their pants if they were looking down the barrel of a gun? Heat's the same way. He's faking it. He was frontin'. Heat really misses her, and he's not going to be able to concentrate on this match! COLE Well, we shall see. COACH We will! Vitamin X scans the crowd, and then crosses his arms into a X. X hops into the ring and does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle once again, pointing to his jersey. COLE Stacey isn't with Vitamin X right now. COACH That's because X wants Stacey to stay far away from Heat, lest she get hit in the head again! COLE Coach, that was an ACCIDENT! Heat never meant to do that! COACH Oh come on Cole! You were there! Heat INTENTIONALLY hit Stacey, knocking the Princess out cold! COLE You gotta be kidding me! It was all an accident! Stacey's just become deluded since joining The Lightning Crew! COACH No! She's realized the truth! Finally! Vitamin X continues doing the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle. He then stops and looks at the entrance, with a smirk on his face. "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys dies down. The crowd buzzes in anticipation of Heat's entrance. COLE This crowd electric for the arrival of Colombian Heat. COACH Idiocy knows no border lines. COLE Coach, that's rude. COACH That's how I roll! I'm like the wind, baby! COLE Oh come on! A piano plays a melody causing the crowd to cheer loudly. The lights go down in the arena, turning back on in tune with the melody. *COME ON!* *BOOM~!* Pyro explodes, leaving behind fire that burns on both sides of the entrance stage. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull starts playing. The crowd's cheers get even louder as the entrance doors slide open and Colombian Heat comes out, fired up and ready to go! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Ha! He's still crying! COLE Coach, stop it! Heat raises his hands, acknowledging his fans. He then points right at Vitamin X, saying something most likely vicious to him. X just stands there with his game face on. Colombian Heat points to both sides of the arena, and then walks down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans along the way. BUFFER And his opponent! Coming to the ring at this time. Originally from Bogotá, Colombia, but now residing in Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 180 lbs. This...is...COLOMBIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Colombian Heat continues slapping hands with the fans as "Gasolina (Remix)" continues playing. COLE A rematch from AngleMania V last April. Heat defeated X in the first match on the show, but that was almost a year ago. And as you saw last week, anything can happen in a year, and now times have changed for both Vitamin X AND Colombian Heat! COACH Heat was in the zone at AngleMania V, I'll give him that. But he's no longer all there. The lost of his girlfriend to Vitamin X has permanently cripple him, emotionally. He'll never be able to recover from this, so he might as well retire from the sport. I wouldn't miss him. COLE You wouldn't. But fans all over the world would! Heat was dealt a crushing blow last week, but he CAN recover, and he WILL survive it! And he'll prove it starting tonight, and then next week when he and Spanish Fly take on PRL and Popick in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match for the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles! COACH Heh, the way things are going, he might not even make it to next week! COLE I sure hope you're wrong about that. COACH I'm never wrong. I'm Da Coach! Heat high fives a young fan, and then climbs the ring steps to hop into the ring. He gets on the second rope and does the "WESTSIIIIIIIDE" hand signal, receiving cheers. Heat then gets on a second turnbuckle--BUT GETS ATTACKED BY VITAMIN X! COLE HEY! Vitamin X pummels Heat with lefts and rights even as Heat's music continues playing! The punches cause Heat to stumble around the ring. Vitamin X sends Colombian Heat to the ropes, and then starts punching him in the face repeatedly. COACH X is drawing first blood! I love it! The punches stun the Colombian superstar. So, VX takes a few steps back...charges forward...AND GETS BACKDROPPED OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE FLOOR! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH OH NO! COLE Vitamin X is laying on the outside! Indeed, The X-Man is kissing the floor. Colombian Heat then asks for a microphone. COACH Somebody check on X! COLE Why don't you go do it!? COACH I can't! I'm announcing! "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull dies down. Heat has a microphone in his right hand and is pacing back and forth. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo! Yo! Yo! If all of y'all are ready to see me make DAT BITCH feel the Heat, then Melbourne, Australia, make some noise UP IN THIS-- "BI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH~!" Colombian Heat throws the microphone away, just as Vitamin X enters the ring charging like a bull! But Colombian Heat ducks the charge, and punches Vitamin X! He then does it again! And again! Colombian Heat DANCES~! And then knocks Vitamin X to the mat with the fourth punch to complete the Shake, Rattle, & Roll! COLE Shake, Rattle, & Roll from Colombian Heat! COACH AAAHHH! Heat drags Vitamin X over to the center of the ring. Heat bounces off the ropes, does a SHIMMY~!, and then drops a knee onto X's face! COLE Shaky Leg Knee Drop! Heat then gets on his knees, grabs X by his hair, and starts punching him in the face repeatedly with he crowd cheering louder every punch! COLE All that rage! All that anger! It's all coming out right now in the ring! Colombian Heat slams the back of Vitamin X's head against the mat several times. And it's at this point, that referee Mickey Jay finally calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* [b]COLOMBIAN HEAT vs. VITAMIN X[/b] Heat stomps on Vitamin X for a few minutes, taking breaks just to yell at him. Heat picks VX up by his hair and jersey, and then gives him an Irish whip sending him into the ropes. Heat follows that up with a leg lariat which sends Vitamin X flying through the second and third ropes onto the floor! COLE And Vitamin X is down for the second time in this match! COACH Come on! He needs a breather! Somebody check on him! SOMEBODY CHECK ON HIM! COLE Relax Coach. Calm down, here have a cookie. COACH Ooh! Cookie! As Coach thoroughly enjoys his cookie, Colombian Heat takes a minute to catch his breath and then exits to the ring to loud cheers. Vitamin X is lying flat on his back outside the ring, wincing in pain. Heat stomps on X's gut, just because he can, and then goes to pick him up. BUT THEN, Cuban Wall shows up and attacks Heat from behind! COLE Hey! Wait a minute! Come on now! This isn't right! COACH (mouth full of cookie) Hhey--it--he's--just--helpinghisfriend. Nothing--wrong--with--that. COLE What you say? COACH Nevermind. Cuban Wall laughs as he watches Colombian Heat try to get up. Heat does a soccer-style kick to Heat's stomach! As Vitamin X starts to get up, Cuban Wall picks Colombian Heat up by his orange basketball shorts and nails him with several punches to the temple! Wall then grabs Heat by his head and then throws him into the ring post, left shoulder first! COLE Oh! What a sickening thud! Heat hit the steel post HARD! Heat rests on the ring post, but Wall's not done with him yet. Wall pulls Heat off the ring post and then walks with him a few steps back. CW then hooks Heat up and lifts him up, like he's about to give him a back suplex. Instead, Cuban Wall charges forward...AND THROWS COLOMBIAN HEAT BALLS-FIRST INTO THE RING POST! CROWD OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! COACH A HA HA HA! A HA HA HA HA! A HA HA HA HA HA! A HA HA HA HA HA HA! COLE My God! The Brawn of Brains & Brawn is certainly living up to his name! COACH That was great! Can we see that again!? The OAOAST Starbucks Double Shot(TM) Instant Replay shows Cuban Wall throwing Colombian Heat into the ring post from different angles. Meanwhile, Colombian Heat is in horrible pain, grabbing his sack while still hanging by the ring post! COACH I don't think we'll be seeing any little Heats after THAT move! COLE You maybe right. Colombian Heat is in a bad way right about now! COACH Now, X can finish it! Come on X! Come on! Get back into the ring! Finish this match! The crowd is still reeling from that painful ballshot. Cuban Wall pulls Colombian Heat off the ring post and throws him back into the ring, where Heat continues grabbing his johnson. Wall then picks Vitamin X up by his jersey and also throws him back into the ring, but since X hasn't had his special area attacked by steel in the past five minutes, X is getting up while Heat continues lying in pain on the mat. COLE And now The X-Man has the advantage. He can do whatever he wants to Heat. This match is *his* for the taking! COACH Go get 'im, X! Take him out! Now! "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" As another chant about PR sucking starts up, Vitamin X gets to his feet and stomps on Colombian Heat with his brand new white Reebok sneakers. He then starts dropping elbows onto Heat's back and chest! Cuban Wall taunts some fans at ringside as he watches X go to work on Heat. COLE And Colombian Heat is in trouble now! Vitamin X taunts Heat, and then picks him up. Snap suplex! X goes for the cover. 1... 2... HEAT KICKS OUT! X goes back to pummeling Heat with rights and lefts. The X-Man picks Colombian Heat up and whips him into the ropes--Heat reverses--Heat goes for a clothesline, X ducks, wraps himself around Heat's body...and hits him with a Floatover DDT! COACH Beautiful! Beautiful! Cuban Wall also applauds this move! X goes for the cover again. It gets two. "LET’S GO HEAT!" "LET’S GO HEAT!" "LET’S GO HEAT!" "LET’S GO HEAT!" The crowd tries their best to rally Heat back, but X is still on offense. Vitamin X picks Heat up by his head and then taunts him some more! He then goes back-to-back with Heat...and gives him a stalling neckbreaker! Vitamin X gets right back up and picks Colombian Heat up again. He starts jukin' and jivin' which causes the fans to start booing again. COACH Oh yeah. He's feeling it. He's feeling it. VX does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, and then punches Colombian Heat. He punches him again! X does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle one more time, and then punches Colombian Heat a third time, knocking him down to the mat! COACH Yeah! The Shane-O-Mac Shuffle! X is beating the snot out of Colombian HACK! BOO-YAH~! VITAMIN X BOO-YAH~! COACH It's like he read my mind! Vitamin X poses for the fans, garnering more boos in the process. Prince Vitamin picks Heat up once more. *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" X shoves CH into a turnbuckle with Cuban Wall cheering him on. Heat is starting to feel fatigued. X knees Heat in the stomach several times, and then starts hitting Heat with fast kicks all over his body, yelling, "COME ON!" at the same time! Knife-edged chop across the chest! Vitamin X whips Colombian Heat--NO!--Heat reverses. X hits the turnbuckle! Heat then unleashes a combination of chops and punches all over Vitamin X! COACH WHAT!? NO! The crowd comes to life again. Colombian Heat then unleashes a flurry of martial arts kicks all over Vitamin X's body! Heat gets X stunned, and then finishes it off with a jumping back kick to X's jaw! X slumps all the way to the mat with his head resting on the bottom turnbuckle pad. COLE Oh boy! It could be time! COACH Oh no. Colombian Heat sees the crowd and smiles. He also sees Vitamin X lying in perfect position. So, Colombian Heat jogs on over to the opposite turnbuckle, does the low-rider hand gesture, and then charges forward. COLE Here it comes! Ride 'em cowboy! COACH Gay~! BRONCOBUSTER~! COLE Broncobuster! Broncobuster on Vitamin X! COACH Awww! He's stealing Vitamin X's move! COLE Let's not start that again! Colombian Heat gets off of X (ewwww), and then taunts him, before pulling him up by his jersey. Heat says something to him, and then whips him across the ropes--NO!--Heat holds on for a short armed clothesline! Short-armed clothesline! Another clothesline! Another clothesline! And yet, another clothesline! COLE Colombian Heat is making the comeback! CH grabs Vitamin X just as he gets up. BONG HIT~! COLE The Bong Hit! And Vitamin X...is...down! Colombian Heat exits the ring and climbs the turnbuckles. The crowd is getting hot. Vitamin X is slowly getting up. COLE Look out, X! Heat is going to fly! COACH Move! MOVE! MOOOVVEEEE! Colombian Heat is hunched over on the top rope. He mutters something to Vitamin X. Vitamin X is on his right knee. He pushes himself up onto his feet, despite feeling dazed and confused. X's eyes are glazed over as he stumbles around the ring... RIGHT INTO A MISSILE DROPKICK FROM COLOMBIAN HEAT!!! COLE Picture perfect missile dropkick from Heat! Colombian Heat sits up and looks at his right hand. "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Oh yeah! He's feeling it! He's fired up! He's ready! Colombian Heat seems mesmerized by his right hand. He starts shaking, and soon his head shakes like he's having a seizure. COACH Oh no! Not the stupid, stinkin', Spin-A-Roonie! COLE Hang on! It's coming! Heat continues shaking his head, causing the crowd to get even louder. Then he stops, stretches out his arms, and yells out, "WASSSSUUUUPPPPP!?" before doing the Spin-A-Roonie to a loud pop! COLE Spin-A-Roonie! The Spin-A-Roonie! Colombian Heat with the Spin-A-Roonie! COACH Come on! That's not even a wrestling move! COLE Colombian Heat is not just a wrestler, but a showman too! COACH Oh give me a break! And X is a showman by the way. CH gets to his feet and raises his hands to acknowledge the fans. He then looks to the crowd...and puts his hands around his throat, and gasps for air. "YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE That's it! That's the signal! That's the signal for the Colombian Necktie! COACH Oh crap! Oh crap! Come on X! Come on! Look out, behind you! Behind you! Colombian Heat stalks Vitamin X. The crowd is getting hotter. Cuban Wall stands on the outside worried for his partner and friend. Heat motions for X to "Get up, fool!" X is moving his arms and legs. COACH Oh X! This won't be good! This won't be good! COLE Not for X, that's for sure! Vitamin X sits up. He is sweating and sucking wind. The crowd is clapping their hands in unison. Heat is getting more anxious by the second. COLE Vitamin X looks to be in big trouble right about now! COACH AAAH! I CAN'T WATCH! COLE Get ready, because here it comes! Vitamin X (slowly) gets to his left knee. He then pushes himself up so that he is bent over. COLOMBIAN HEAT GET UP, BITCH~! The crowd is at the hottest it's been all match. X slowly stands up right. He is groggy, sweating, and sucking wind. Colombian Heat stands right behind him ready to strike. X turns around. COACH LOOK OUT, X! Colombian Heat kicks Vitamin X in the stomach, and then turns him around. He hooks their arms together, and then turns around himself, lifting Vitamin X high up in the air! The crowd cheers! COLE Heat's got him up! Will he finish it? Colombian Heat yells at the crowd. He looks up at X's legs, then at Cuban Wall, and then at the camera, before dropping down, giving Vitamin X THE COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Colombian Necktie! Colombian Necktie! Heat's done it! He's got X right where he wants him! Heat covers Vitamin X hooking his left leg. Cuban Wall panic's on the outside. Referee Mickey Jay counts, with the crowd counting along. 1... 2... 2 1/2 2.9999999999999999999999999999999999 COLOMBIAN HEAT GETS UP! COLE What? What in the world? Princess Stacey has made her way to ringside, and she has made eye contact with her ex-boyfriend! COACH Stacey has arrived! The Princess of The Lightning Crew is here! COLE What the--? Colombian Heat could have won the match! But he got up! Why? I don't understand! COACH It's because he still loves her, Cole! Heat hasn't completely gotten over Stacey yet, and this is proof, right before your very eyes! The Princess has a smirk on her face, and her hands on her hips. She laughs heartily at her ex, which only serves to annoy Heat. COLE Heat, forget about her! Get back to Vitamin X! COACH Do you think he'll listen to you? He's still in love with her! Her beauty has distracted him! COLE He told her off earlier! How could he still have feelings for her? COACH You've never been in love, have you? Colombian Heat stands in the ring, arguing with his ex-girlfriend. Nobody can actually hear what they are saying, but suffice to say, it ain't pretty, unlike the two people arguing. COLE Vitamin X is starting to recover! Heat should forget about Stacey and go back to X! COACH He will. In just a few more hours. Vitamin X is indeed starting to get up, sitting on the mat. The crowd tries to warn Heat of this, but Heat is too busy arguing. The ref can't do anything about it, since he's too busy trying to get Cuban Wall off the ring apron! COLE Now Cuban Wall is on the ring apron! This has degenerated into a wild situation here at ringside! Colombian Heat and Princess Stacey yell at each other some more, with Heat pointing a finger at her. COLOMBIAN HEAT Reconize. Bitch. Colombian Heat turns his back...which gives Stacey the perfect opportunity to rush forward and nail Heat with a low-blow! COLE Oh low-blow! Low-blow on Colombian Heat! COACH Man, has Heat's nuts taken a beating tonight! Heat holds his buffalo shot (again). Princess Stacey just laughs at Heat's misery while the crowd boos. Heat turns back to Stacey, mouthing "Why?" Stacey continues laughing. And things are about to get worst for Heat as Vitamin X is back up and grabbing Heat from behind! X lifts Colombian Heat up onto his shoulders in a Torture Rack position. COLE Oh my! Look at X! VX holds Heat up on his shoulders for a few seconds...before throwing him off his shoulders, giving him a neckbreaker on the way down! Reverse TKO! COLE What a move! What a move from Vitamin X! COACH That was incredible! You just saw the strength of Vitamin X! Stacey jumps up and down, applauding X. The crowd winces in pain at what they just saw. Colombian Heat lies in the center of the ring, so Vitamin X gets up and smiles evilly. The crowd boos. Vitamin X exits the ring and climbs the top rope. COLE He could be going for it! COACH Leap Of Faith time! Cuban Wall has finally gotten off the ring apron. So Mickey Jay watches as X ascends the top turnbuckle. Stacey and Wall hold their breath as VX carefully positions himself on the top rope, before standing up straight, looking down at Heat, and then blowing at kiss to Stacey. COLE Oh please. Vitamin X smiles evilly as he jumps off the top rope. LEAP OF FAITH~! COLE The Leap Of Faith connects! Vitamin X hitting Colombian Heat with that elbow drop right into the heart! COACH How appropriate. Vitamin X has a smirk on his face as he readjusts his right elbow pad and then makes the cover, hooking Heat's right leg. Referee Mickey Jay counts. Princess Stacey and Cuban Wall count along. The crowd boos. 1! 2! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* (6:45) "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE And he does it! Vitamin X has defeated Colombian Heat! COACH Yippee! Stacey jumps up and down some more while Cuban Wall pumps a fist in the air. "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys starts playing. X still has a smirk on his face as Mickey Jay raises his hands in victory. BUFFER Here is your winner...VITAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX! The crowd boos some more. Colombian Heat puts his hands over his head, crushed at his defeat. X gets up and does the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, and then raises his hands in the air again, smiling and laughing evilly. COACH Vitamin X has done it! He has gotten revenge over Colombian Heat! COLE But he needed help to do it! COACH Still he has done it! Vitamin X is on a roll! COLE Indeed, he is on a roll, Coach! While Colombian Heat's bad luck streak continues! COACH And it will continue next week when Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick defeat Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly to retain the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles! WOO-HOO~! Vitamin X raises his hands once again. Princess Stacey and Cuban Wall come into the ring to congratulate him. Stacey hugs VX and then kisses him on the lips, while Wall high fives his friend. X laughs at Heat's misery as "Bling-Bling" continues playing over the P.A. system. COLE Let's take a look at the highlights of this match. The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. Cut to the replays starting with Vitamin X attacking Colombian Heat before the bell. COACH X thought he could have an advantage attacking before the bell. Gotta give him some credit for thinking of that. Sadly, Heat defended himself and threw X out of the ring. But X was on him like me on a hooker Friday nights, attacking him with those legendary elbow drops and suplexes. Heat shockingly fought back and hit X with the Colombian Necktie, but before Heat could get the win, he STUPIDLY got up to chat with Princess Stacey. Then when he wasn't looking, Stacey gave him a low-blow, and that allowed PRINCE Vitamin the opportunity to do that cool looking move he did, and finish off with the Leap Of Faith, getting the win for himself AND Princess Stacey! COLE For himself AND Princess Stacey? COACH Yeah, now that chapter of their lives is done, and they can move on. COLE They just got together last week. COACH It was a short chapter. The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. We return to live action with Cuban Wall kicking Colombian Heat in the stomach! COLE Oh what a cheapshot! Cuban Wall, Vitamin X, and Princess Stacey leave the ring. X spits on Heat as they leave. Colombian Heat is still lying on the mat in pain. COLE I don't think we've seen the last of this feud. Something tells me that Vitamin X and "Princess" Stacey aren't done messing with Heat, yet. COACH They are. What makes you think they aren't? COLE Because The Lightning Crew loves screwing with Colombian Heat. COACH I know. But believe me. It's done. It's done. It's---OH MY GOD! LOOK! Princess Stacey lifts her skirt up, showing her black thong, to taunt Heat. Vitamin X points to Stacey's ass saying, "I tap that now!" Prince Vitamin puts his left arm around his Princess Stacey's shoulders, while Cuban Wall stands next to Stacey and sticks his tongue out. COACH That was beautiful! COLE The Lightning Crew is toying with Heat's emotions! They know he's at his lowest point, and they love it! COACH That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong! COLE Coach! COACH Sorry! Brains & Brawn and Princess Stacey walk up the entrance ramp, smiling evilly. The crowd continues booing loudly. Colombian Heat is starting to get up, crawling around the ring. COACH How crappy must Colombian Heat be feeling? He lost his girlfriend to The Lightning Crew 2 weeks ago. THEN, his girlfriend decided she LIKED The Lightning Crew and stayed with them, turning on him last week. And NOW, Colombian Heat just got hit in the junk by his ex and got beaten by his arch-rival! God, does it SUCK to be Colombian Heat or what? COLE Colombian Heat hasn't had the best of times in the OAOAST recently, that's for sure. COACH And it'll get worst next week. The pain WILL continue! COLE It may or may not, Coach. Because next week, the #1 Contenders to the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship, Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly, finally get their shot against the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions, Stephen Joseph Popick and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match! Who will come out on top of that match? COACH (subliminally) PR/Popick. COLE Who will walk out next week with the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles? COACH (subliminally) PR/Popick. COLE And will Colombian Heat be able to get his mind focused back on wrestling and not on Stacey? COACH (subliminally) No he won't. Go PR/Popick. COLE We'll find out next week, for what is sure to be an exciting match! We'll be back with more HeldDOWN~! right after this! COACH (subliminally) PR/Popick. Colombian Heat is crawling to a turnbuckle. Heat uses the bottom rope to pull himself up. Heat is sweating, breathing hard, and absolutely crushed. The crowd watches on as the depressed Colombian Heat gets up while "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys continues playing over the P.A. system. [b]* COMMERCIAL BREAK *[/b] The camera cuts to the lockerroom where Cuban Wall, Vitamin X, and Princess Stacey are celebrating. X has a towel around his neck and is holding a water bottle in his right hand. "Mean" Gene Okerland is standing by. "MEAN" GENE OKERLAND Fans, "Mean" Gene Okerland here, and I am about to get a word with Vitamin X concerning his victory over Colombian Heat just a few moments ago. X, how do you feel about your victory over Colombian Heat? VITAMIN X How do I feel? How do you think I feel, baldy? I feel great! I am on top of the world right now! I've got the greatest girl in the world by my side. I've got the greatest tag team partner a guy could ever have backing me up! AND, I've got that piece of lower class filth crying like a baby! Gene-O, I am in HEAVEN! "MEAN" GENE Yes, X, you have things going your way right now. But tell me this, do you fear any reprecussions from Colombian Heat following what's happened in the past two weeks? CUBAN WALL What's with all the questions, old man? "MEAN" GENE I'm an OAOAST interviewer. It's my job. Before Cuban Wall can do anything, Vitamin X tells him to back off, and brings the microphone to his lips. X puts his right arm around Princess Stacey's shoulders. VX "Mean" Gene, I am not NOT afraid of Colombian Heat! There's only two things I'm afraid of in this world: death and the IRS. Heat is not one of those things! If Heat wants some, he's more then likely gonna get a response, because The X-Man won't back down from him nor will I back down from NOBODY! Everything I have said I will do, I have done. I said that Stacey Robertson would come to me. And she did! I said that I would beat Colombian Heat. And I did! Colombian Heat, and anybody else in the OAOAST for that matter, cannot stop me, no matter how hard they try! So, if anybody wants to step up to the plate, and take their Vitamin X, then be my guest, because I am NOT going to go anywhere for a long long time! Not as long as I've got Cuban Wall and Stacey Robertson with me! That's right, man, Brains & Brawn are BACK baby! And with Princess Stacey as our manager, nothing will stop us now! You wanna know why? Because-- BRAINS & BRAWN WE ARE JUST THAT MUCH BETTER THAN YOU~! VX NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, and Princess Stacey go back to celebrating, laughing manically. "MEAN" GENE OKERLAND Cole, Coach, back to you!

Also, is Papacita still doing graphics for us? I ask because November Reign didn't have any graphics and neither did the New Year's show.

-Also, there's going to be a Lightning Crew segment in their dressing room -And a Heat-Fly/D*LUX segment, which I'm pretty sure KC is writing

Hey cool, thanks for adding some of my guys, but don't forget Tha Puerto Rican, man. Okay, so so far it's: -LETHAL RUMBLE MATCH (written by Alfdogg and KingPK) - RECEIVED -SURVIVE OR SURRENDER CAREER vs. CAREER Bruce Blank vs. Zack Malibu (written by Bruce Blank and Zack Malibu right?) - RECEIVED -Los Diablos de Fuego vs. Beverly Hills Blonds (written by Tony149) - RECEIVED -OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP Chicks Over Dicks (Champions) vs. The Sooner Bruisers (Challengers) (written by Patty O' Green) - RECEIVED -TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM MATCH FOR THE HI-YAH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly (Champions) vs. "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick (Challengers) vs. D*LUX (Challengers with Jade Rodez) (written by Ed Wood Caulfield and King Cucaracha) -James Wolfenstein Vs "The guy that paid off the Footsoldiers & the South Central Militia" (written by Bruce Blank) -OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Reject (Champion) vs. "The Birmingham Bad Boy" Jamie O' Hara (Challenger) (written by Alfdogg) - RECEIVED -Princess Stacey (with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez) vs. Jade Rodez (written by King Cucaracha) - RECEIVED I'm doing this so that when I get the matches, I'll edit in "RECEIVED" next to the match.

Depends on how many matches you're wanting me to write. I was thinking we split it evenly 50/50.

What about our X-Title plans?

Man, I can't believe Evolution was formed FOUR years ago. Jesus.

I'm just about to send the main event in a few minutes. EDIT: And it's in. I highly recommend that you all read the main event this week. You're not going to believe the ending! Seriously. So, go. Read. And feedback too. Please?

I'm working on the main event as we speak.

I mean, we show the wrestlers posing and doing stuff, while their soundbytes play. They did it at the 2003 Royal Rumble. They did something similar for the opening of WrestleMania XX too.

For the Lethal Rumble, I'm putting "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican in for the fourth year in a row. But also, I would like it if you added Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, and if possible, Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, and John "Rock Hard" Brickston. VX and Brickston I would be okay with you not adding, but I would REALLY appreciate it if you added in Heat, Fly, and Wall.

I'm posting the show this year. So send everything to me. Speaking of which, for the intro for this year's show, I'd thought it'd be cool if we do like the WWE did for the Royal Rumble a few years ago, where we have the OAOAST wrestlers in the Lethal Rumble talk about what the Lethal Rumble means to them and how important it is to win and go to AngleMania. So send me little "soundbytes" I guess you can say of your wrestler(s) talking about being in the Lethal Rumble Match. All I ask is that you have them all end their promos with "The Road To AngleMania begins...tonight!"

Whoa! I actually got promoted! Thanks!

Okay, so this took a little bit longer than I expected, but the good news is that the show is finally up and ready to be read. I'm only missing Zack's match and a Lightning Crew segment that I'll write later. Other than that, I got everything. I read most of the matches while posting them, and they were really good. Hopefully somebody edits in the rest of the OAOAST World Tag Team Title Match soon. I want to see who wins, damn it! Thanks for letting me post the show. I can do it again sometime if you want. It's not so hard once you get the hang of it. All right, so this is 2007. A new year, so hopefully we get alot more feedback this year, I hope. And was anybody surprised that I went with a Beastie Boys song as the theme song?

-NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (with Stephen Joseph Popick and The Lightning Crew) vs. Colombian Heat (with Stacey Robertson) (If "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican wins, Stacey Robertson becomes a member of The Lightning Crew. If Colombian Heat wins, Vitamin X must stay 500 feet away from Stacey Robertson at all times.) -Colombian Heat and Stacey Robertson segment concerning Stacey's time spent with The Lightning Crew before, during, and after New Year's Eve -"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican promo concerning his match against Colombian Heat this week I call main event. EDIT: Cool! Thanks!

Sure. I wouldn't have a problem with that. Zack Malibu's match is in, and so is his segment, which I recommend you all read. I also wrote the last Lightning Crew New Year's Eve Party segment, which I also recommend you all read. Oh, and I've fixed some little boo-boos I made while posting the show. SOOOOOO, the show is now complete. Finally. So go. Read. Feedback. Do something!

Cole's Bar will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you this special presentation from the One And Only AngleSault Thread! TV-14 L,V * DUN DUN DUN DUNNA, DUN DUN DUNNA * Across a river, over a bunch of mountains, through fields, sweeping past trees and bushes, hovering over the skyline of New York City, the OAOAST logo flies through the air...before sweeping down, brushing past an elderly man who seems understandably shocked to see six over-sized letters fly past him. The logo continues going, nearing a house...which luckily, a woman is leaving, meaning the logo can sweep through the open door, continuing on down the hallfway and into the living room where a young kid is sat on his computer. It sweeps past him, hitting the computer...which explodes with a flash, lighting up much to the kid shock and delight. THE OAOAST...WHAT THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD IS READING~! Spiffy graphics (Papacita, where are you?) appear on screen as "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys plays. THE VOICE~! And NOW...the One And Only AngleSault Thread presents...NEW YEAR'S SPECTACULAR: MAINFRAME MONDAY~! BOOM~! BOOM~! BOOM~! BOOM~! B O O M ~ ! As "Sabotage" continues rocking through the P.A. system, the camera pans over the wild crowd ready to go at the Ocean Center. The following words appear on the top left hand corner of the screen. LIVE! DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA SWOOP~! on over to our hosts standing on top of the world famous INTERVIEW STAGE wearing their usual attire (you know what it is)! TONY SCHIAVONE Happy New Year from everybody in the OAOAST! Hello everyone, and welcome to the first One And Only AngleSault Thread event of the year 2007, New Year's Spectacular: Mainframe Monday! I'm Tony Schiavone and with me as always is the one and only Jesse "The Body" Ventura, ready for another year of exciting action here in the OAOAST! JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA I tell ya, Schiavone, I'm PUMPED UP! 2006 was an amazing year for the OAOAST, but I have a feeling that things will only get better in 2007! SCHIAVONE You maybe right Jess, and 2007 starts off with a first here in the OAOAST. Our first ever interactive show! Yes, fans from all over the world voted on OAOAST.com to decide what titles will be on the line, which wrestlers will fight, and what type of match wrestlers will have! 8 matches are scheduled for tonight, and the fans had a hand in deciding how all these matches would be fought! VENTURA It's about time that the OAOAST gave the fans some control! The One And Only AngleSault Thread is home to the best fans in the world, and these fans are finally getting some appreciation in the form of this show! SCHIAVONE Standing by to announce the results of the voting are "Mean" Gene Okuerland and the lovely Maria! Cut to a set that's a few feet away from the interview stage. An OAOAST New Year's Spectacular: Mainframe Monday banner is placed on the set for decoration. A laptop is also there, placed on top of a glass table. "Mean" Gene Okuerland and Maria are standing by. The crowd cheers. "MEAN" GENE OKUERLAND Thank you, Tony. Hi fans! "Mean" Gene Okuerland here, with the lovely Maria! We will be here all night checking on the voting that is still going on right now as we speak at OAOAST.com. Remember, voting ends just before the match begins, so if you haven't voted yet, do so now. Maria, are you ready for the difficult task of announcing the results of the voting? MARIA Yep! MEAN GENE All right then! Let's send it over to the announcers for tonight's show, Michael Cole and Jonathon Coachman! Cut to Double C at Sofa Central~! MICHAEL COLE Thanks Gene! Hello everybody and welcome to the first OAOAST show of the year! 8 incredible matches are scheduled for tonight. The OAOAST World Tag Team Titles are on the line in either a Battle Royal, Tag Team Turmoil, or a Triple Chance Battle Royal! Either the 24/7, X-Division, or Heartland Title will be on the line in a Triple Threat Match between Bohemoth, Reject, and Thunderkid! Brock Ausstin takes on "The Manitoba Mammoth" Deon Black in either a Steel Cage Match, a Street Fight, or a Tables Match! D*LUX battles Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua in either a Steel Cage Match, Tables Match, or Latino Thug Street Fight! A 20-man New Year's Knockout X-Division Battle Royal with the 20th entrant voted by you! Los Conquistadors will take on Los Diablos De Fugeo in either a Mexican Deathmatch, Barbed Wire Coal Miner's Glove Match, or an Inflatable Sheep On A Pole Match! "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez takes on either Scotty Stactic, Johnny Jax, or Jamie O' Hara! JONATHON "THE COACH" COACHMAN ANNND, don't forget the main event! My man, "Reckless" Drek Stone will return to the ring to defend his OAOAST World Heavyweight Title against either the past, the present, or the future of the OAOAST! COLE That's right, Coach. Either CWM, Tony Brannigan, or Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix will battle Drek Stone for the chance to wear the richest prize in our industry! But which man will it be? Voting is still open, so go to OAOAST.com and cast your vote to decide which man our 'wonderful' Champion will take on tonight in our main event. COACH Go Drek! COLE Right now, let's send it over to "Mean" Gene Okuerland and Maria so that they can reveal the voting results for our first match of the night! Gene?