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-P.R. promo

Place this short segment right after the first segment of the show, please. The camera cuts to the backstage area. Tha Puerto Rican enters the arena to the cheers of the fans. PRL is wearing his Puerto Rican flag bandana on his head, sunglasses, an earring in his left ear, a gold chain around his neck, an unbuttoned white collar shirt, a $500 Rolex watch on his right wrist, black dress pants with a leather belt and black dress shoes. He is carrying his black gym bag. P.R. is walking straight to his locker room when he gets stopped by Josh Matthews. PRL mumbles. JOSH MATTHEWS P.R.! P.R.! What brings you here tonight? THA PUERTO RICAN Well, I AM a member of the One And Only AngleSault Thread roster, dumbass! Why else would I be here!? J. MATH But you’re not scheduled for a match tonight! THA PUERTO RICAN So? Tha Puerto Rican does whatever he wants, WHENEVER he wants! And besides, I have a VERY SPECIAL REASON for being here tonight! You see, it just so happens that tonight is the night where I reveal my grand AngleMania plan! All of the pieces are in place, finally. Tonight, Tha Puerto Rican will walk down The People’s Ramp, slide into The People’s Ring, and in front of all of The Lightning Bolts inside of the arena and watching on TVs all around the world on Tha Puerto Rican’s show, HeldDOWN~!, I will reveal what I have in store for AngleMania VIII Sunday April 5, 2009 from the Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana! Trust me, Todd, you and all of these people will like what I’ve got in mind! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get ready. THE CHAMP HAS SPO-KUN~!!! Tha Puerto Rican walks away. Josh Matthews looks on. The crowd cheers loudly.

I don't think Hogan ever appeared on WCW Saturday Night after Nitro started. I do remember him giving an interview after World War 3 in 1995, but it wasn't at the arena WCW Saturday Night was in. Wasn't the very first nWo propaganda video shown first on WCW Saturday Night?

How many times did Hulk Hogan appear on WCW Saturday Night?

You had me worry for a second when I logged into the board and this was the thread that was showing for the OAOAST! Good to see that you are actually okay! Yeah, I think a memorial show for Sly could work. We've already ripped off everything else the WWE has done. Might as well do our take on their memorial shows.

I'm still in!

The thing I remember most about the Vader helmet was when he fought El Gigante in Japan and he squished El Gigante's face into the helmet so hard that the steam shot in his face. I remember watching that at four-years-old thinking, "Vader has a magical helmet!"

They later cut the ring mat up into little pieces and sold the pieces at extremely high prices.

Apparently WrestleMania XX was going to be marketed as the 20th anniversary of WrestleMania before they noticed that it wasn't really the 20th anniversary.

TNA Destination X - March 15, 2009 from the Impact Zone in Orlando, FL 1. The Beautiful People vs. Taylor Wilde/Roxxi/The Governor WINNER: The Beautiful People BONUS (1pt): Who gets pinned?: The Governor BONUS (1pt): Who scores the pin?: Velvet Sky 2. Samoa Joe vs. Scott Steiner WINNER: Samoa Joe 3. Booker T (TNA Legends Champion) vs. AJ Styles WINNER: AJ Styles BONUS (1pt): Will the title be on the line?: Yes 4. Match of 10,000 Tacks: Matt Morgan vs. Abyss WINNER: Matt Morgan 5. TNA Knockouts Title: Sojourner Bolt vs. Awesome Kong© WINNER: Awesome Kong 6. TNA X Division Title Ultimate X Match: Suicide vs. Consequences Creed vs. Jay Lethal vs. Alex Shelley© vs. Chris Sabin WINNER: Suicide 7. TNA World Tag Team Title: Beer Money Inc. vs. Team 3D WINNER: Team 3D BONUS (1pt): Who gets pinned?: Robert Roode BONUS (1pt): Who scores the pin?: Brother Ray 8. TNA World Title with special referee Jeff Jarrett and special enforcer Mick Foley: Kurt Angle vs. Sting WINNER: Sting

I still don't know why WWE hasn't changed his theme to a Doors rip-off song yet. Probably because a Jimi Hendrix rip-off makes for a better theme song.

I read in the Death Of WCW book that USA executives hated wrestling and weren't really interested in having it on the network again. Bischoff did go to Fox, but Fox declined. And I think that the popularity of professional wrestling started to decline in the fall of 2000. The Austin heel turn put the final nail in the coffin.

For PPVs, it's the same as HeldDOWN~!. The day of the show.

I usually start the day of the show. If I have more than one match, I'll do one match the week before the show, and the other match the day of the show.

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Poor Vince. That dream never came true. Along with the bodybuilding federation...the football league...the record label...the restuarant... Seriously, what is Vince's biggest failure? I think the XFL is the first choice, but moving WrestleMania VII from the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum to the Los Angeles Sports Arena because of poor ticket sales has gotta be up there. I mean, at least the WWE will admit that the XFL was a mistake. To this day, they *still* insist that the reason WrestleMania VII got moved from the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum was because of a bomb threat. It's like it's the biggest lie in WWE history.

Ta-da! That WrestleMania VII commercial definitely existed, King Kamala Classic.

Wasn't the issue that they were prison tattoos? I thought it was because he has Louis Farrakhan tattooed on his chest.

Yeah, I want to participate in the next chat.

Hulk Hogan gives one of his more insane, incomprehensible promos after his match against Kamala from the WCW Main Event from August 6, 1995. Hogan saying, "BOOMSHAKALAKA~!" over and over again cracked me the fuck up!

Pay-Per-View Theme Songs (NOTE: Some of these pay-per-views didn't have a theme song, so I just filled in the blanks. ) The Great Angle Bash 2002 - "Stars And Stripes Forever" by John Philip Sousa Excessive Force - "Raining Blood" by Slayer Bloody, Battered And Beaten 2002 - "Rowboat" by Coal Chamber Anglepalooza 2003 - WWF Judgment Day 2000 Theme Song Zero Hour 2003 - "Burning Tree" (WWF No Way Out 2001 Theme Song) AngleMania II - "Lose Yourself" by Eminem Living Angleously 2003 - "Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park School's Out 2003 - "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence The Great Angle Bash 2003 - "Stars And Stripes Forever" by John Philip Sousa AngleSlam 2: Screams Of No Reply - "Ram Rod" (WWF No Mercy 2000 Theme Song) Dirty Deeds 2003 - "Adrenaline" by Gavin Rossdale World Without End 2003 - "World One" (WWF Backlash 1999 Theme Song) Bloody, Battered And Beaten 2003 - "The Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson Zero Hour: Night Of The X - "Downfall" by TRUSTcompany School's Out: Class Dismissed - "Nothing" by Stabbing Westward The Great Angle Bash 2004 - "Stars And Stripes Forever" by John Philip Sousa License 2 Pin: This Ain't Oz - "I Am The Evil" (WWE Judgment Day 2003 Theme Song) AngleSlam 2004 - "Undertow" (WWF Fully Loaded 1998: In Your House Theme Song) World Without End 2004 - "Let's Go" by Trick Daddy featuring Lil' Jon & Twista Thanksgiving Star Wars - "Star Wars Disco Theme" Anglepalooza 2005 - "Dominatrix" (WWF Royal Rumble 2001 Theme Song) Zero Hour 2005 - "Fear Train" (WWF Survivor Series 1999 Theme Song) Living Angleously 2005 - "The One" by Foo Fighters The Great Angle Bash 2005 - "Stars And Stripes Forever" by John Philip Sousa License To Pin 2005 - "Megabreath" (WWF Survivor Series 1996 Theme Song) AngleSlam 2005 - WWF SummerSlam 1995, WWF SummerSlam 1996, WWF SummerSlam 1997: Hart & Soul Theme Song Dirty Deeds 2005 - "Dirty Deeds" by AC/DC Climax 2005 - "Used Up" (WWF No Mercy 1999 Theme Song) Anglepalooza 2006 - "Step Up" by Drowning Pool Zero Hour 2006 - "Race Against Time" (WWF SummerSlam 2000 Theme Song) Living Angleously 2006 - "Leave It Out" (WWF Royal Rumble 2000 Theme Song) The Great Angle Bash 2006 - "Pure Morning" by Placebo AngleSlam 2006 - "Miami" by Will Smith World Without End 2006 - "Cocky" by Kid Rock (I can't find a YouTube link!) November Reign 2006 - "Nine Lives" (WWF No Mercy (United Kingdom Special Show) & WCW Spring Stampede 1999 Theme Song) Anglepalooza 2007 - "Royal Rumble Theme Song" (WWF SummerSlam '88: Feel The Heat!, WWF SummerSlam 1989: The Heat Returns, WWF Royal Rumble 1991, WWF Royal Rumble 1992, WWF Royal Rumble 1993, WWF Royal Rumble 1994 Theme Song) AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone - "Famous Last Words" by My Chemical Romance The Great Angle Bash 2007 - "Step On It Watson" (WWF Fully Loaded 1999 Theme Song) AngleSlam 2007 - "Summertime" by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince Zero Hour 2007 - "Stronger" by Kanye West Anglepalooza 2008 - "Royal Rumble Theme Song" (WWF SummerSlam '88: Feel The Heat!, WWF SummerSlam 1989: The Heat Returns, WWF Royal Rumble 1991, WWF Royal Rumble 1992, WWF Royal Rumble 1993, WWF Royal Rumble 1994 Theme Song) AngleMania VII - "The Grand Spectacle" (WWF WrestleMania VI: The Ultimate Challenge, WWF WrestleMania VII: Superstars And Stripes Forever, WWF WrestleMania VIII Theme Song) The Great Angle Bash 2008 - "Gratitude" by Beastie Boys AngleSlam 2008 - "SummerSlam Jam" Zero Hour 2008 - "On The Tracks" (WWF No Way Out 2000 Theme Song) November Reign 2008 - WWF Survivor Series 1990, WWF Survivor Series 1991, WWF Survivor Series 1992, WWF Survivor Series 1993 Theme Song Anglepalooza 2009 - "Friend Is Just A Four Letter Word" by Cake AngleMania VIII - "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake/"The Grand Spectacle" (WWF WrestleMania VI: The Ultimate Challenge, WWF WrestleMania VII: Superstars And Stripes Forever, WWF WrestleMania VIII Theme Song)

For the *FOURTH* time, this thread is pinned.

I've edited in a PRL promo, because Mr. Dick and Krista Isadora Duncan both have promos, so I figured that PRL had to have one too.

The funniest reason to hate Cena came from Scott Keith's blog years ago: "He dresses like a ten-year-old!" Huh? He wears T-shirts and jean shorts. I'm not seeing the 10-year-old connection here.