Ed Wood Caulfield

I approve of Longdogger Pete's choice of theme song. And props to Alfdogg for writing a nice tag team match. Although I should have remembered to ask you to use the Corporate Champion belt sometime in the match. D'oh!

I laughed the hardest when Jack Black sang that song about the girl. And anything the Hispanic guy said made me laugh because of his accent, and the look on his face. And his giant horse teeth. I thought Silencio was the Undertaker because he did the Tombstone Piledriver.

Remember when Kenny Kaos was WCW Tag Team Champions for only a week or so with Rick Steiner? Then Steiner became Tag Team Champions with Judy Bagwell? Poor Kenny Kaos. He got the shaft for freaking JUDY BAGWELL!

Where the hell is that from? A movie? A commercial? A TV show?

When was it announced that WrestleMania VII would be moved from the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum to the Los Angeles Sports Arena?

Yeah, I just saw it right now.

Now the fans are chanting "BORING!"

He was last on TSM May 24th. What the hell? Where's NY Untouchable? And Adam for that matter.

PRL's definitley in. Can I get another Lightning Crew member in? If I can, then I want it to be Vitamin X. And can I get one of my other guys in there? Because I'd like it if Colombian Heat took part in this year's Battlebowl as well.

Damn, I was going to send it right now too.

-Cuban Wall vs. Thunderkid -PRL promo. The man will unveil something special next week. Let's just say I've found a way to make Tha Puerto Rican even MORE annoying.

-"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican promo

The PRL-A.J. Flaire match is going to be late (Surprise!). I haven't even started writing it yet. I've actually been very busy this weekend, so much so that I just remembered I had a match to write. So, I'm late because I was busy, not because I was procastinating. Anyway, you should receive the match either tomorrow morning or tomorrow afternoon.

Hell, the Two And Other AngleSault Thread has been dead for months, so I'm really not surprised that the PK, Popick, and Alfdogg threads haven't really been active. Oh and... *Puts on a Superman outfit and becomes SUPERMAN!* *Flies*

Anyone hear that one fan chant "JBL! JBL!" and then chant "NO YOU DON'T!" when the fans were chanting "YOU SUCK!" to JBL?

I take it I'm the only person here who visits the Public Enemy website regulary?

I liked the Oblongs.

because he's

I don't think Hogan actually *said* it would be his farewell match. He just said there was a big possibilty it would be. During the introduction for WrestleMania VIII, Vince saids, "And The Immortal Hulk Hogan battles Sid Justice in what COULD BE Hogan's last match!"

I think we're fine the way we are. I liken it to WCW. IMO, the 24/7 Title is our United States Title; the second most important title. You're one step closer to holding the World Title soon after holding the 24/7 Title. Just look at all the former World Heavyweight Champions who held the 24/7 Title first. Hoff, Calvin Szechstein, Crystal, Axel. The Heartland Title is the Television Title. Not the biggest title, but it's definitley a title worth fighting for, and it has been fought in some memorable feuds. (PRL-Cappa, Cappa-Drek) And the X-Division Title is the Cruiserweight Title. This one is a pretty easy comparison I think. Personally, I want to know what's going to happen to the Six-Man Tag Team Titles. We already have the Tag Team Titles. The HI-YAH Tag Team Titles. Are we seriously going to stick with the Six-Man belts? And what about the Women's Title? Are we going to abandon it again because I really liked the Women's matches.

"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican Vitamin X Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Cuban Wall Mr. Boricua Thomas Rodriguez Colombian Heat* Spanish Fly* John "Rock Hard" Brickston* *-Inactive until I find something for either one of them to do. (In other words, if you need a feud, go ahead and use either one of those guys!)

*Sneaks up behind Hoff and gives him the CORPORATE Sleeperhold!*

I doubt I'll have anything for PRL this week, although I'm not sure yet.

I always liked how their performance in the first California Dreams episode transformed into a music video. It made me laugh.