Ed Wood Caulfield

Definitley.

-"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican will cut a promo about "Silky Smooth" Leon Rodez winning the OAOAST 24/7 Championship from him at OAOAST AngleMania V

I am sending the 24/7 Title Ladder Match right now. As for the Vitamin X-Colombian Heat match, that'll come later, so I think it would better to just post the show, and edit in that match later.

Working on the 24/7 Title match now.

Not surprisingly, I would complain that you didn't include the Beastie Boys in your list at all, but you're listing solo rappers, not groups, so I won't. Speaking of which, I would be interested in seeing who do you think are the greatest rap groups of all-time. Personally, Quarashi is in my Top 10 greatest rap groups of all-time list, even though I'll be the first one to admit that they aren't the greatest, lyrically speaking. There's just something about their music that I really like. So much so that I can forgive them for their flaws.

Seeing this list makes me think you'd like the Dope MC Madness tournament over at the Death Valley Driver message board. And how come Big Boi is 23 while Andre 3000 is 10?

Well if there is going to be a pregame show this year, then that means I can finally do the profile on Colombian Heat and the profile on Vitamin X, plus a short Lightning Crew segment. Also, since it's AngleMania, can we have the ring announcer be Howard Finkel?

-One more segment to hype up the Ladder Match for the OAOAST 24/7 Championship at OAOAST AngleMania V -Profile on Colombian Heat -Profile on Vitamin X -Vitamin X segment times 2 -"EXHIBITION MATCH" Vitamin X vs. Mr. Boricua and Thomas Rodriguez

Is there going to be a pregame show again this year?

HEY YOUSE GUYS! A VITAMIN X SEGMENT HAS BEEN EDITED INTO THE SHOW~! VITAMIN X~!!! Okay, with that out of the way, here's my feedback: -Good opening segment with Peter Knight and Axel. Josh Matthews saying, "Oh poopie." was great. It reminded me of Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie. -Alfdogg vs. Reject was a pretty good match. It was a little too short though. I would have liked to have seen Alfdogg fight Reject much longer. Anyway, good way to build up Thunderkid vs. Reject in addition to PK vs. Alfdogg. -I think I did more than enough Tha Puerto Rican's 24/7 Title Reign video packages. -Good GPX promo hyping the Two For The Money Match at AngleMania V. I didn't mention this last week (because I didn't do feedback), but I like this match concept. Having the HI-YAH Championship belt hang from the ceiling in addition to a contract for an OAOAST World Title shot was a great idea. Very creative. It's also cool that James Blonde and Faqu are involved in this match, considering that they were simply jobbers a few years ago. They've certainly come a long way, baby. I can't wait to read this match. -So the OAOAST has yet ANOTHER tag team. Hey, it's fine by me. The more, the merrier. I would like if there could be a battle royal one day featuring every single tag team in the OAOAST. I think there would be enough wrestlers in there to fill up two rings! This match served it's purpose: introducing D*LUX to the world. The move names were cute. The Merry Tyler Gore Show is right up there with The Erotic Awakening Of B as the funniest name for a finishing move in the OAOAST. KC, where do you come up with all these move names? I'm liking D*LUX already. The fact that D*LUX can't sing at all is a nice twist to the old "boyband tag team" characters. Hopefully D*LUX won't disappear off the face of the earth like The In Crowd: The Remix. -Uh-oh! Dan Black has been knocked out cold! *DUN DUN DUN* Good to see Hoff and Drek Stone again. -That Chicks Over Dicks segment was sweet. I thought for a second that Patty O' Green had wrote it, but once I saw "Insert flowery Patty style imagery here", I remembered that King Cucaracha wrote it. Having Coach interview COD, and then trash talk to them was cool, as was Krista Isadora Duncan calling out Christian Wright and Bohemoth on their planned sneak attack. Jamie O' Hara has changed his theme song? Awww, I liked "Lose Yourself". But then again, I like "I'm A Hustla" too, so it's all good. Alix talking gangsta to J-OH was hilarious. So many funny lines. "You don't step to Ron." was probably the best one. So was K.I.D.'s analogy about breasts. The brawling was pretty good too. I was pissed when Krista cut Christian off. I wanted to hear more of his ranting. I love his ranting! Christian Wright & Bohemoth vs. Chicks Over Dicks for AngleMania V sounds good to me! -And from comedy we go to drama. I really liked the Logan Mann and Holly-Wood interview. The line about The Heavenly Rockers performing at a Klan rally made me laugh because it was so out of nowhere. I can't believe that Holly actually slept with Ned! The interview was very dramatic, and put over how much Logan, Synth, and Holly HATE The New New Midnight Express. The Loser Leaves Town stipulation adds more drama to the Tag Title Match at AngleMania V. You can believe that this will be the culmination of a long feud. The final battle once and for all. Are the NNMX going to leave the OAOAST forever? -Very very good Drek Stone segment. The segment of the night for me. Drek's promo on Black T was good. His confrontation with Caboose was good. Now, I know that NY Untouchable and Zack Malibu aren't exactly the best of friends outside the OAOAST, so when I read that Drek was going to talk about why he left the OAOAST and who he was having problems with, I thought that Drek was going to go all out and, to quote Tony149, lay a "verbal smackdown" on Zack, bringing up real life situations and completley going out of character. But NYU managed to write a promo that allowed him to vent his real feelings while at the same time keeping in character. I don't know how much of Drek's promo was Drek, and how much of it was NYU if you know what I mean. I really liked this segment, and I'm glad NYU is back in the OAOAST. Thumbs up. -KC, nice job on the WWF Superstars-like squash match with Leon Rodez. I actually would have liked to see Leon used MORE of PRL's moveset. Though using the Five Knuckle Shuffle, Latin Slam, and IntenseZone Elbow were good choices. I can't believe AngleMania only 8 days away! -Damn was that main event fast! Axel and PK are great as a heel team, by the way. Axel is just such a prick, it's great. Again, a good way to build up the PK/Alfdogg and Thunderkid/Reject matches for AngleMania. That tag match next week should be good. -And last but not least, the grand finale of "P.R. Appreciation Night". Patty, the image hosted by tripod is just a picture of Rey Mysterio Jr. without his mask. As a matter of fact, it's the same picture that Papacita uses for PRL in his matchup graphics. I just posted the pic in it's non-PRL version. The way it originally looked. That's pretty much it. Props to KC for writing Leon Rodez's promo. I couldn't come up with anything better than Leon throwing red paint and drawing glasses and a mustache on the PRL poster. Hope you guys liked it. Overall, I liked this show better than last week's. While the matches were all short, the promos and segments were mighty fine. Real fine. I actually think we have a better AngleMania card than last year's, and just as good as AngleMania III's. I like the buildup to all the matches. I'm really looking forward to AngleMania V, which is only 8 days away Jesus Christ has time flown by fast! Thumbs up. Again!

What's the set going to look like this year?

-It's "P.R. Appreciation Night"! Watch as The Lightning Crew celebrates everything that is great about Tha Puerto Rican including: -Highlights of all of his 24/7 Championship defenses -Testimonials from The Lightning Crew about how great he is -And, in the grand finale, an in-ring celebration, in which The Lightning Crew debuts Tha Puerto Rican "Clocks" video, and unveils their gift to PRL. It's all happening tonight on HeldDOWN~! (Can I have the last segment?) ALSO: -Colombian Heat vs. Mr. Boricua -Profile on Colombian Heat -"EXHIBITION MATCH" Vitamin X vs. Thomas Rodriguez and Mr. Boricua

-LADDER MATCH FOR THE OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Champion with Stephen Joseph Popick and Mr. Boricua) vs. Leon Rodez (Challenger with Colombian Heat, Otaku II, Ayane Mitsui, John "Rock Hard" Brickston, and Spanish Fly) -GRUDGE MATCH Colombian Heat vs. Vitamin X

We fade in on the OAOAST HeldDOWN~! interview set where Josh "J. Math" Matthews stands with "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican. HeldDOWN~! ended about a half hour ago, so PRL is still in his black warmup attire, feeling the effects of his match against Peter Knight (which he lost, btw). Puerto is holding his custom made spinner 24/7 Championship belt over his left shoulder and has put on his sunglasses again. PR holds his neck as Josh begins speaking. JOSH MATTHEWS PRL, tonight you fought Peter Knight for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title and you came up empty, but you still put up one hell of a fight. How are you feeling right now? "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN Well Josh, Tha Puerto Rican feels tired and hurt from his title match tonight and he is going to hit the showers after this interview is over. I do feel depressed that I did not become OAOAST Champion tonight, and not only that, but I got SCREWED out of the title. If Alfdogg didn't come into the ring and bash Peter Knight's brains in with that steel chair, I would have won the match because there was no way, and THA PUERTO RICAN MEANS NO WAY, that I would have tapped to the Ace In The Hole. Absolutely no way because Tha Puerto Rican never taps out. Never. JOSH Well-- THA PUERTO RICAN NEVER. J. MATH Duly noted. Anyway, P.R., earlier tonight you were in the ring with Leon Rodez, and your manager and "Career Consultant" Stephen Joseph Popick, made you shake Rodez's hand. PRL That was absolutely disgusting! I had to wash the Corporate Hands after that! The fact that I had to touch Leon Rodez's filthy little hands made me want to stick the Corporate Finger down the Corporate Throat and throw up the Corporate Vomit! Josh, even though I lost to Peter Knight and am NOT the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, I can still show off my pearly whites because I've got this baby right here. (PRL spins the belt plate on his 24/7 Title.) And not anyone, not John "Rock Hard" Brickston, not Otaku II, not Spanish Fly, not Colombian Heat, and ESPECIALLY NOT LEON RODEZ WILL TAKE THIS TITLE AWAY FROM ME! JOSH MATTHEWS P.R., last week Leon Rodez challenged you to a Ladder Match at AngleMania V for the 24/7 Title. What is your answer to this? THA PUERTO RICAN Tha Puerto Rican is sick and tired of dealing with Leon Rodez! Leon Rodez is a little jabroni. He's a punk! He's trying to be like Tha Puerto Rican! He's trying to act like Tha Puerto Rican! Talk like Tha Puerto Rican! (PRL looks directly into the camera for the remainder of the interview.) Well Leon Rodez, you will NEVER EVER be Tha Puerto Rican! And Leon Rodez, you want to step up to the plate? You want to make a name for yourself by being the man who ended Tha Puerto Rican's record breaking 24/7 Championship reign by challenging Tha Puerto Rican to a Ladder Match at AngleMania V? You want an answer to your challenge? Well the answer is: you bet your sweet ass I accept! Leon Rodez, in three weeks at AngleMania V, I will, at long last, put an end to this little anti-Lightning Crew group you lead. In three weeks at AngleMania V, I will proceed to lay the smackdown on your candy ass all over the Trump Plaza Hotel And Convention Center! And in three weeks at AngleMania V, I will once again prove to each and every OAOAST superstar and OAOAST fan that I am the best damn 24/7 Champion there ever was and there ever will be! PRL adjusts his spinner 24/7 Championship belt. PRL Leon Rodez, in 3 weeks, 17 days, you will feel the brute force that is Tha Puerto Rican! The pain that I put you through in the Latino Thug Street Fight is nothing compared to the pain that I will put you through in our Ladder Match! At AngleMania V, on Sunday April 2nd, the world will bare witness to the greatest Ladder Match Ever! And the winner of the greatest Ladder Match Ever will be "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican! Leon, I am 2-1 at AngleMania, and on Sunday April 2, 2006, I will make it 3-1. You think that I am a joke? You think that you shouldn't take me seriously? Well ask Panther how much of a joke Tha Puerto Rican is! Last year, I took on Panther in a Steel Cage Match at AngleMania IV. And what happened? I beat his ass so bad that he hasn't wrestled since! So, in essence, I retired Panther! I ended Panther's career! And at AngleMania V at the Trump Plaza Hotel And Convention Center in Atlantic City, New Jersey, in the same place that I retired Panther, in the same place that I ended Panther's career, I might just retire you. I might END YOUR CAREER! So, Leon Rodez, watch out for the lightning strikes, because at AngleMania V on Sunday April 2nd, you will have a CORPORATE Nightmare! I guaran-damn-tee it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! THE CHAMP HAS SPO-KUN~! "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican leaves the OAOAST HeldDOWN~! interview set. JOSH MATTHEWS Well folks, there you have it. It is now official. On Sunday April 2, 2006, at OAOAST AngleMania V from the Trump Plaza Hotel And Convention Center in Atlantic City, New Jersey, "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican will take on Leon Rodez in a Ladder Match for the OAOAST 24/7 Championship! And you heard it here first, exclusively on OAOAST.com! That's all for now. See you on Thursday night as we continue on the road to AngleMania V on HeldDOWN~! Josh smiles, standing still waiting for the red light on the camera to go off. (FADE OUT)

Okay, it's 6 p.m. on Friday and I still haven't gotten around to writing the other segments I had planned for this week, so I'm just going to hold off for a week, and save those segments for next week's show. So you can go ahead and take out the spots reserved for those segments because you're not getting them this week. However, I really want to write the segment where PRL responds to Leon Rodez's challenge to a Ladder Match at AngleMania, so would it be okay if I posted that segment on its own in the OAOAST Home Entertainment folder? I can have it be an OAOAST.com Exclusive, we haven't had one of those in a long time. So is it okay with you guys if I posted the segment in the HE folder?

-PRL segment -PRL promo concerning Leon Rodez's challenge for a Ladder Match at AngleMania V -Colombian Heat vs. Mr. Boricua -Profile on Colombian Heat Note: I won't have any of these segments done tonight. They'll be in either tomorrow morning or tomorrow afternoon.

They broke up, but decided to remain friends.

So is NYU controlling Drek Stone, or is someone else controlling Drek now?

The Vitamin X promo and the Colombian Heat ad were edited in hours ago. I suggest you read them to see Papacita's latest work. It's excellent.

The Latino Thug Street Fight has been sent. I am working on the Vitamin X promo and the Colombian Heat ad right now.

-Colombian Heat soccer jersey commercial -Vitamin X promo

D'oh! You're right. I thought the finals to the Anderson Cup last year was GPX vs. Chicks Over Dicks, but that actually took place at AngleMania IV. The Anderson Cup finals was GPX vs. Black T which GPX won. Still, I thought that the GPX were going to turn heel in the buildup to the AngleMania IV match. They did turn heel, it just wasn't at AngleMania IV.

Yep, it's Sable.

Btw, whatever happened to Foshi?

Yeah, I finished the match at like 10 last night, reviewed it, and then sent it in just as you logged off. That bummed me out alot. Thanks for editing in. And now some CORPORATE feedback~!: -I am liking the Zack Malibu: HI-YAH Champion storyline so far. I honestly have no idea what's going to happen next, and that's a good thing. I know Zack has to be at AngleMania, but just *who* will he face and if he'll even be in the country for AM is the question. Kudos to a good storyline thus far. -I too get the feeling that Bohemoth is going to turn face soon. -PK's gonna defend the World Title twice before AngleMania? All right then. I wonder who his opponents will be? -The Lightning Crew Parody was AWESOME. Great job, KC! You got each character down pat. PRL overusing the word Corporate, Cuban Wall being a closeted homosexual, Lindsay being a slut, Vitamin X being an annoying spazz, Mr. Boricua being a big dumb musclehead, Thomas Rodriguez being a coward. I loved it. I was indeed LOLing while reading it. Excellent work. Leon going through all those catchphrases at the end was a nice touch. I hoped you liked the Triple Threat 24/7 Title Match as well. -I like the song "Right Now", so I'm fine with it being the theme song for AngleMania V. The lyrics really do fit with the show now that I actually read the lyrics. -Good New New Midnight Express promo to build to the World Tag Team Title Match at AngleMania V. -Hoff is on HeldDOWN~! Glad to see he's on the show again after disappearing sometime back. And it looks like he's definitely staying for the time being since he's got a Street Fight with Tony Brannigan next week. I can't wait to read that one since it should be awesome. -Is there going to be a new AngleMania V commercial this year to replace the Donald Trump one from AngleMania IV? Not that the commercials bad, it's just that I think there should be a new one for the fifth anniversary AngleMania. Plus we already used The Classiest AngleMania Ever subtitle for AngleMania IV. My suggestion for this year's subtitle? Five Years In The Making. -The Louisville Slugger segment was good. I thought for sure that the Sooner Bruisers were going to join Jim Cornette after what they did at Zero Hour, but they surprised me by staying face. Although, I can't help but think that they will turn heel sometime soon, quite possibly after AngleMania, which could work out well if the Heavenly Rockers win the Tag Titles. Give them their first challengers to the titles. I thought the GPX were going to turn heel after losing the Anderson Cup last year, and it turns out I was right, although I was a little off on when they would turn heel. We shall see with The Sooner Bruisers. -Nice Colombian Heat promo KC. I liked Heat quoting "Gold Digger" at the end. Rizzenge. Ha! That's great. So is jigger, for that matter. The Leon Rodez promo was good too. -The debate between Alix and Christian Wright was awesome. Having Snoop Dogg be the moderator was boss. So many great lines from both Alix and Wright. I liked how Christian kept getting Snoop's name wrong. Snoop Dogg and Alix clotheslining Christian over the top rope was the perfect way to end the segment. One of the best segments Patty O' Green has ever written. -The Heartland Title Match was pretty good. I've been following the Thunderkid and Reject storyline, but Reject's heel turn still caught me off guard. It came out of nowhere for me. The beatdown was nice, especially Reject hitting The Eulogy on Thunderkid through the announcer's table. That part was sweet. I guess this means Thunderkid vs. Reject at AngleMania V, right? This was a good show. There were only two matches on the show, but the promos and the other segments were so awesome, especially The Lightning Crew Parody and the debate between Alix and Christian Wright, that they made up for it. I can't believe there's only 5 weeks left until AngleMania V. God damn has this year gone by fast. I can't wait for next week's show. Alot of great storylines are moving alone quite nicely on the Road To AngleMania V.